Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween 09 is ... a reupload of the ZAMN video.

Since he loves to clarify to people how much of an incompetent ass he is, Chris Bores is not releasing a Halloween Special. Instead he "remastered" his Zombies Ate my Neighbors review and reuploaded it.

Are you kidding me? Why would you reupload the same video?
I didn't watch it but I read in the comments there's only one noticeable change.

The "joke" with the cheerleader getting squirted was changed.
Original: That's not right
Remastered: Way to jack off on the cheerleader pervert.
That's right, he once again explained the joke because he thinks everyone is an idiot.

I'll just wait for the AVGN to release Castlevania Part 3, at least I can get enjoyment from his Super Castlevania IV review. I love that game.

EDIT: I tried watching some of it but turned it off after a few minutes.
He added "It's not that bad" after the meat grinder line, just saying that will not make up for your stupidity.
Like the Contra review where he said "It's an awesome game" then started to bitch about the story and difficulty like it mattered. Or SMB2 where he said "I don't hate Mario 2 but it has ass written all over it" and at the end "This is the worst Mario game ever."

He also added a scream to the Aaron Spelling joke. Considering that Spelling died in 2006 before he made the first review, it didn't work in 2007 and it doesn't work now.

I did hear from FFL2and3rocks that he removed the part about the Ants being too hard, I guess the severe ownage he received from LuizPrower bruised his inflated ego. Luiz made a short series playing ZAMN and beating the Ants level in various ways, the last one without using his weapons. It's not on his account anymore since he was hacked with all his videos removed.

9 comments:

  1. Is chris bores going the game dude route? Find out on the next video!

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  2. LAME, Chris Bores Everybody. LAME.

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    No. This can't be real. NO! I WON'T BELEIVE IT!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!! That one chance we had to get the Irate Lamer in the balls, and now he rereleases an even shittier version of his ZAMN review! IT'S AS IF HE WAS PREPARED FOR ZAMN TO BE ON THE VIRTUAL CONSOLE!! I BET HE DID IT TO PREVENT HIS DICK-SUCKING FANBOYS FROM CHANGING THEIR MIND ABOUT HATING ON ZAMN OR SUCKNIG HIS DONG! GOD DAMN IT!!!(rips his own heart out, throws at on to the ground and stomps on it)

    I WOULD RATHER GET A PROSTATE EXAM FROM A GORILLA WHILE A BUFFALO TAKES THE BIGGEST DIARRHEA DUMP IT EVER TOOK INTO A BOWL OF M&Ms, AND THAT ANGRY TEACHER FROM ZAMN FORCES YOU TO EAT THE SHIT COVERED M&M's WHILE GETTING A TATTOO OF ADOLF HITLER SNORTING CRACK FROM A GOAT'S PENIS AND WATCHING A BABY GET EATEN BY A GIANT SNAKE WITH A RAGING BONER BEING SUCKED BY PARIS HILTON THAN TO EVER EVEN ALLOW THE THOUGHT OF THAT NO GOOD, MONEY GRUBBING, MIYOMOTO-HATING SPAWN OF YOUTUBE'S FAT ASS GETTING THE UPPER HAND LIKE THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Okay. THIS TIME I promise to never to use AVGN speech ever again after this one, but seriously! It pisses me off that he'd go ahead and do this! Heck, I'd rather have him release a new Halloween video than to rerelease the most offensive review he had ever made. I would've been kinda shitty, not like his ZAMN review that pukes snot up my ass. In fact, If LuizPrower can prove that the ant level wasn't that hard, I bet we all have to prove Irate Lamer wrong by busting the rest of his stupid arguments on Youtube. If we have to do this for Zombies Ate My Neighbors to get the reputation it deserves, SO BE IT!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Watch this a second (edited) time sucks, but maybe this'll cheer you up -- at 5:50 Bores says "reach-around."

    Oh, plus, Ronnie the Jew Skeleton, favourite to anti-semite YouTube fans everywhere, makes his debut! It'd be easy to peg this stereotypical character as racist if Chris Bores wasn't so innocent and stupid.

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  5. Irate Lamer is gonna pay for this.
    How dare he remind people that he made a mockery of Zombies Ate My Neighbors,or in the view point of his retarded fanboys, remind them how "This game is too haaaaard and I hates teh credit level and durrrrrrrrrrr I don't get the joke and this game sucks because I say so"?!
    I cannot believe that he'd pull such an underhanded trick like that! We are gonna get him for this, you guys. What he just did should be Youtube suicide.
    Oh he is gonna pay for screwing up the next generation's taste in gaming. That Lamer! >:(
    Screw him and his means of profit!

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  6. I HEARD HE WORKS IN BURGER KING

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  7. Fuck, he's released a video about some cereal or something... I'ts anus...

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  8. http://www.justgamesretro.com/SNES/zombiesate.html

    Spread the word.

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