Sunday, June 27, 2010

E3 Part 2: The Failure Just Keeps on Coming

Before I give my brief recaps on his E3 videos, I'd like to point out how it's been nearly a week since a winner for that contest was picked. Nothing has come of it since then. Further proof that DealDash was a scam and anyone that fell for it deserved it. HAHAHA!

Anyway, onto the newest batch of E3 videos.

Transformers: War for Cybertron "Review"
- "The new Transformers: War for Cybertron game" Wait, there's been more than one War for Cybertron game?
- Bores expresses his disappointment over the demo being multiplayer. Translation: He wanted to play alone so he wouldn't get his ass handed to him.
- The rest of the video is just Bores silently playing the game, while occasionally turning to the camera to give a "reaction". Nobody plays games like that Bores.
- His opinion overall is that the controls were confusing and he wanted to play the single-player. Translation: They kept kicking his ass so he's blaming the controls.
Fun fact: The day this video hit GottGame, the game was already in stores in both NA and Europe. Because that's why people go to E3, to play demos of games that will come out next week.

GottGame posted many of their E3 videos on a new YouTube channel (GottGameShows). There I was able to find two more IG-related videos.

Dead Rising 2
Yeah I don't know why I'm talking about this one. His involvement is only at the end, eating food served by Capcom.

Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Most of the video is just gameplay footage. The last 30 seconds has Bores on camera telling us it's good, and that it reminds him of Diablo (well it makes sense this time) and "the new Gauntlet Legends". 1998 is new?

SWAG interviews Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
- The actual video is SWAG talking to a developer of MvC3. However, most of the B-Roll is SWAG and Bores playing it, and he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
I mean wow, it's like he's never even played a Capcom fighter before.
It's a button-masher, it's not that hard.

MatthewErich was kind enough to upload only the fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6RVoGi9mVY (turn off annotations just in case).

Now to wait for more horseshit.

203 comments:

  1. Bore's E3 videos are about as interesting as a old shower curtain.

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  2. "The new Tomb Raider is fantastic because it has a co-op mode, which means two players can play at the same time, which means you can do things with another person who plays with you! It's a totally new concept, guys!"

    Nothing important, but the person interviewed by SWAG was Seth Killian (community manager at Capcom) not a developer.

    I'm sure Bores wondered where was the guard button when he played Marvel VS Capcom 3, since Mortal Kombat is likely the only 2D fighting game he had ever played. He probably doesn't even know what a Hadoken is.

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  3. every game reminds him of Diablo :P

    Someone has Brain Damage

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  4. I think the reason he thinks the controls are confusing is because the controller was off... oh wait, wrong video. Sorry!

    You're talking about Dead Rising 2 because it features a clip of Bores eating food... ACTUALLY EATING REAL FOOD - and you've got nothing? For shame, man. For shame.

    Yes, Bores is sucky at MvC3. Yes, I faced it; Deadpool is ruined.

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  5. @dtm666
    Ah fuck. I guess the idea slipped my mind since he lost weight. Damn, he was actually eating and I could have made a joke.

    @A guy from France
    It seems like Mortal Kombat is the only fighting game he knows of. He constantly says "Get Over Here!" in his reviews, he mentioned Mortal Kombat in the MUSCLE review, and he hasn't made a single Street Fighter reference.

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  6. How come Swag and Irate got to E3 go to, but Kwing didn't? That guy is like Awesome, yet they seem to put Chris Bores...in front of him all the time! Im not a Kwing fan or anything, I like his videos. There is no comparing the 2 GG Tekken Reviews. Kwing PWNS Irate majorly in that.

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  7. Kwing is awesome. His Chrono Trigger review is magnificent and you can tell he has a genuine love for gaming.

    So much so that he gets pissed when people pose as gamers. Like UltraNeko did before disappearing (Sadie's Gaming Infection).

    I even told him to find this blog (I couldn't PM him since I'm not on his Friends List). He works freelance so I'm sure he isn't contractual obligated to white-knight Bores.

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  8. I think you meant white-knight Swag.

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  9. You know Bores playing MvC3 was the only video i ever seen that made me laugh. I thought he was bad but... DDDDDAAAAMMMMNN!! I want to watch him play more Multiplayer games!!

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  10. He and SWAG shouldn't be allowed to look at a Capcom fighter developer.

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  11. AVGN got owned in every last game he played in E3 too. Hypocritical much? What if... and this may be mind-blowing to you... video game reviewers are more entertainers than gamers? Because none of the Internet could care less about a hardcore gamer without a personality anyway.

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  12. @Anonymous 28 21:27

    You idiot. Chris cheats in almost every game he plays. The AVGN is a real old school gamer who is not as good at modern games (in an older video he admitted to sucking at SF4, but at least he could do special moves). Chris is a talent less hack that sucks at video games, acting, and life in general.

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  13. @ Anonymous June 28 12:27

    Key thing is James admits to sucking and the games kicking his ass whenever it is the case, there is nothing wrong with sucking at a game, i'm really good at zelda games, im real good at old school platform games, but i'm pretty piss poor at fighting games. However I can still tell whether its a good game or not, regardless of how bad I am at it. Chris on the other hand sucks at every game he plays, and rather than just admit this, which would be fine, he blames the game for him sucking at it, which is what nearly all of his criticisms consist of. There is nothing more annoying than that, it's like when your playing with your friend, and your beating him and hes like " The controls dont work in this game, which is the only reason i lost!". But if you watch avgns videos, hes perfectly willing to admit he isnt amazing at it, he admits castlevania and ninja gaiden kick his ass, but still explains what great games they are. The only time irategamers ever admitted to being bad at a game was in his review of batallion wars 2, which should make this one of his better reviews, but unfortunatly he spends the rest of the review acting creepily towards a computer generated female.

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  14. I suck at all fighting games yet I can play a pretty mean FPS and side-scrolling shooter, everyone has their strong and weak points.

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  15. I don't even know why Chris likes Mortal Kombat, the AI is cheap (anyone who says Shao Kahn's AI isn't cheap is a liar), every game after the original Trilogy have been mediocre at best.

    I'd rather play Street Fighter, Darkstalkers, Tekken, hell, ANY fighting game over Mortal Kombat.

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  16. As everyone has said, James admits that he sucks at a game but is able to tell it's a good one.
    Like in his Battletoads review, right off the bat he says "Don't worry, it's a good game." Plus, he loves the Castlevania and Ninja Gaiden series.

    Bores on the other hand, sucks at almost every game he plays. Always having to rely on Game Genie and blaming the game for his lack of skill.
    Like in the Super Mario Bros. 2 review when he tried to run through the cactus and the Pokey still hit him, or in the Super C review when he didn't shoot the enemies coming out of the helicopter. Both times he blamed the game not himself.

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  17. Speaking of Bores sucking, I just realize Otomedius Excellent is being ported to the states. All I could say is he better stay 100 feet away from this. Not only he'll complain about the difficulty, but he might use that creepyass, "This is getting hot," comment.

    So yeah, Bores reviewing a Gradius type game is now possible. XO

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  18. @vicviper

    You're determined to get Bores to review Gradius, just email him, or even better write him a letter then he'd HAVE to review it. As for me, I'm waiting for his Wolfenstein review, which would become one-thousand times more awkward with Ronnie in it.

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  20. @fattoler

    Know what, I had this idea of a IG parody of him reviewing the Gradius series. Just wondering if FFL2and3Rocks or MatthewErich could beat Bores to the punch and do some kinda review parody of it? I'll probably give them any ideas about it.

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  21. To the people suggesting that IG review the "Gradius" series, what about the arcade version of "Gradius III"? A lot of people can't stand that version due to its unforgiving difficulty, something that not even it's SNES counterpart has.

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  22. @vnisanian2001

    Yeah, arcade "Gradius 3" is extremely hard. I've seen a few people beat this, but not without losing a life. One main reason is because passing the Cube Rush on Level 9 requires luck.

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  23. @vicviper

    On a note like that, what if he reviewed Metal Slug? I got a parody to review it, but he closed his account shortly after. i was having computer problems so i couldn't watch it.

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  24. Ok I did it I requested that IG review "Wolfenstein 3D"

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  26. Bile Fascination my boy. Bile fascination...

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  27. I like the idea of him reviewing Wolfenstein 3D and Ronnie comes on stuttering and being annoying.
    That way people can see what an insensitive prick Bores really is.

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  28. "You idiot. Chris cheats in almost every game he plays. The AVGN is a real old school gamer who is not as good at modern games (in an older video he admitted to sucking at SF4, but at least he could do special moves)."

    9_9 They both suck, and that's the bottom line. In fact, the _Nostalgia Critic_ could kick both their asses at Marvel vs. Capcom, and they're incidentally the ones that are reviewing games (same with Angry Joe and Spoony, btw--Doug kicked both their asses in Reno).

    I find it _hilarious_ that the reviewer who reviews movies is better at games that four of the more well-known gamers out there, while AVGN knows more about movies than probably even the Nostalgia Critic. Irony, much?

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  29. @BatDan

    Of course the entire review will be about how the SNES port was completely butchered as though nobody knew that Wolfenstein was actually about killing Nazis, heck he might even do a whole episode about the removal of Nazi's in Nintendo games, but that's way beyond him.

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  30. I have to admit, the end of the Dead Rising 2 video made me laugh: "Hey guys, I have nothing interesting to say but I'm still here for the food!"

    Being good at Marvel VS Capcom doesn't make you a better person. However, I don't see the point of showing the gameplay footage from SWAG's interview if Bores didn't even know how to play a Capcom 2D fighter. It's just embarrassing.

    Speaking of fighting games, wasn't he supposed to post a video about the next Mortal Kombat? I'd like to see if he really is a fan of the series, or if he only cares about old jokes like "Get over here!" and "TOASTY!".

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  31. @Anonymous (June 28, 2010 1:33 PM )
    He managed to finish a good deal of games so saying that he flat out sucks is an oxymoron. Besides, do you really think every gamer is going to be good at whatever game they play?

    As for the NC thing, yes, that's ironic, but you don't have to be a master in whatever topic to make a video of it. That's something they like to do.

    @vicviper
    If Bores doesn't feel like a pussy by playing a game with spaceships as cute and/or loli girls, he might as well start whining that Konami abandoned the core gamers for the casual gamers and girls or that the game might be very easy.

    @fattoler
    Which wouldn't be that much, since other than SNES Wolf3D and NES Bionic Commando, there's really not much to say about Nazi censorship. But then again, 5 minutes of his shitty videos equals 3 months of "research" for him.

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  32. That's horrid logic. NC is better because he's good at Marvel vs. Capcom 2? So what? With MvC2 it's easy to button-mash your way to victory.

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  33. @BatFail

    LOL, look who I'm talking to. You don't know shit about gaming either, don't you? And why bash NC as a button masher when you use his very cliches on this blog? "Start making sense movie! Hurr durr! I'm Criticspired!"

    Hypocrites. Hypocrites everywhere.

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  34. @Anonymous, June 28, 1:33

    He beat Ninja Gaiden 2 without save states or codes which is enough to earn him a spot in my book.

    I won't dispute your claim that these Internet personalities are more entertainers than reviewers, but your logic doesn't work.

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  35. @failo_sc83

    "He managed to finish a good deal of games so saying that he flat out sucks is an oxymoron. Besides, do you really think every gamer is going to be good at whatever game they play?"

    Wow, look at the people whiteknighting James "It took me twenty years to beat Castlevania" Rolfe while bashing Chris Bores. James is not a gamer. He also uses game genie codes, and he started the trend of "Games are hard, so they suck" first than Irate Gamer (Silver Surfer comes to mind). Hey, let's use your own words against you, shall we?

    "Do you really think every gamer is going to be good at whatever game they play?"

    By that logic, you're protecting Chris Bores as well. Besides, Bores started finishing games way before Rolfe does. I'm all for bashing Bores, but if your criticisms don't make sense, then you should be able to take whatever you can dish out. It's only fair.

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  36. @Anonymous Newfag

    "He beat Ninja Gaiden 2 without save states or codes which is enough to earn him a spot in my book."

    He beat Ninja Gaiden 2 with his butt-buddy, Mike Matai.

    Nope, still fail. If you can criticize Bores for depending on two player and the Konami code, then you should apply the same criticisms to the person Bores wants to make a skinsuit with: The Angry Video Game Nerd. In essence, many of the criticisms you aim at Bores is present with the AVGN as well.

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  37. "Being good at Marvel VS Capcom doesn't make you a better person. However, I don't see the point of showing the gameplay footage from SWAG's interview if Bores didn't even know how to play a Capcom 2D fighter. It's just embarrassing."

    Angry Joe was beaten by Spoony at MVC3, and Spoony is an admitted Capcom fighter n00b (he's more Mortal Kombat and Tekken than Street Fighter or the Versus series). By your logic, you should be bashing Angry Joe as well (might as well, he makes even Game Dude look popular). Nope, no blind bias here, folks!

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    1. Get a life, son. Nobody gives a fuck about your braindead attempts at stirring the pot.

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  38. Exept that Boreshit suck at EVERY game he play, and that says a lot
    I mean seriously a game genie for the SnesAladdin ?
    As for Rolfe, He doesn't use any cheat device a lot. Sure he used it (ghostbusters and Frankenstein as far as I can remember) but bores goes way beyond that.
    I mean seriously a cheat device for any game he "plays" even when he doesnot mention it, it so obvious ( FF III on the DS)

    Sure I agree that James sucks at some games. I admit that. But at least he makes him look like he does not. Futhermore he doesnt suck at ALL games he plays while Bores....

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  39. Finally, an IG fanboy that tries his best to defend his idol. I've been waiting for one of these.

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  40. @IrateGamer fanboy.

    Here's the kicker though, it does not matter if James Rolfe is a gaming god, he is still better than Chris Bores in every game genre imaginable. James only resorts to cheat devices like game genie on rare occasions and actually he beat Karate Kid without the use of a cheat device, and that was in his third video.

    At the end of the day James' videos are informative and entertaining, teaching me all kinds of interesting facts about video games, Bores on the other side of the coin fails dismally in both those areas.

    By the way Rocket Ranger on the NES had Nazis removed as well.

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  41. "Angry Joe was beaten by Spoony at MVC3, and Spoony is an admitted Capcom fighter n00b (he's more Mortal Kombat and Tekken than Street Fighter or the Versus series). By your logic, you should be bashing Angry Joe as well (might as well, he makes even Game Dude look popular). Nope, no blind bias here, folks!"

    Sorry, but I don't care about Angry Joe or The Spoony One.

    My point is that Chris Bores was (supposedly) invited to E3 to talk about the Nintendo conference and some of the games that are presented. After all, GottGame is a video gaming website.

    It isn't a video where Bores says "this is my first time playing a Marvel VS Capcom game" or anything. It's gameplay footage used to illustrate SWAG's interview. It's supposed to show what the game has to offer, or at the very least, if you can have fun playing it.

    Bores didn't even know how to switch characters, how to use special moves, or how to guard. It's like Bores had never played Marvel VS Capcom, Street Fighter, Darkstalkers or any 2D fighting game made by Capcom before this one.

    My question is: Why didn't SWAG have a match with someone who had played Marvel VS Capcom 2 before? Or why didn't he use the trailer instead? I guess it's because the Irate Gamer is the main reason why people visit GottGame. If that's the case, then that's just sad.

    (Sorry if my english isn't very good by the way. '_')

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  42. Oh dude, I recommend both Spoony and Angry Joe. Spoony for his quick wit, extreme snark, extensive knowledge of B-movies, and love of MST3K.
    Joe for his high energy, awesome sketches, Lisa Foiles (me-ow), and honest views of games.

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  43. - OFF TOPIC -

    Thanks for the advice BatDan, but I have already watched both of them.

    I think Angry Joe makes good points in his reviews, but I'm not a big fan of his reviewing style (too much filler and too much energy for me).

    I like some of Spoony's videos, but I'm not really interested in most of the games and movies he reviews, and I tend to disagree with him recently. His Final Fantasy VIII series didn't fail to make me laugh, but I didn't enjoy his recent Final Fantasy X videos (even though I prefer FFVIII over FFX).

    But this is just my opinion. I prefer Linkara and LordKaT.


    - ON TOPIC -

    Bores' Mortal Kombat video was posted at GottGame. He explained the trailer for those who didn't see it (I guess?) and there is an interview that wasn't very informative.

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  44. @Anonymous (June 28, 2010 5:52 PM, aka Obvious Anonymous Irate Fanboy)

    Fair? You call that being fair?

    First of all, aside from the game Genie, which the other guys already mentioned, Silver Surfer is a hard game for many wrong reasons (not the least of which you play as Silver freaking Surfer, a strong character in the Marvel universe), so in that case his complain is justified. This may apply to many of his reviews.

    Second, my logic still stands true, since Bores is not a gamer. He can't get over the fact that in most of the cases he just sucks at the game he loses at, and instead he bashes the game for not going with his fucking inflated ego.

    And third, don't talk me about bringing bad logic, since yours make even less sense (you are all for bashing Bores but you are defending him instead).

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  45. Oh yay, I finally got called a newfag by some troll whose vocabulary is so limited he has to plunder insults from ED! My life is complete!

    Seriously, this guy's not worth the time. If we keep responding, he'll just keep repeating himself.

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  46. the guy above me is a faggot.
    BatFail is a faggot.
    failo_sc83 is a faggot.
    You are all hypocrites and I hate you!
    Now I am going to suck chris Bores one inch cock while I pretend that you cock suckers do not exist. You win this round, BatFail!

    P.S. RAINBOWS MAKE ME CRY.

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  47. @Anonymous troll(an Irate fanboy) above me

    You! Yes, you! You are a baby!
    Cry some more!
    Waaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
    I squash you like bug.

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  48. Uh, so, how bout that Germany?

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  49. *shifts the comments back onto the rails*

    So I saw that Mortal Kombat video. God, these E3 videos have no substance.
    This one he just points out what happens in the trailer, then interviews some guy (without telling us his name) giving us absolutely nothing.

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  50. I can sum up that Mortal Kombat video in one word: snore.

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  51. Well, he just uploaded a video announcing the winner. I counted 15 uhs and ums.

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  52. Joseph "Louiedo" "Looedoo". Seriously what the fuck is that last name?

    Another sign this contest is bad, he doesn't even say the person's YouTube account.

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  53. I present to you an interesting read:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/11/AR2009071100684.html

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  54. Just watched Bore's E3 Mortal Kom..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  55. Saw it, too. His questions are pretty stupid and the interviewee had a WTF look on his face. Hell, even Bores is aware of his Captain Obviousness.

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  56. @ ThirdRateGamer

    Hey guys irate gamer here, uuuhh i just wanna give you an update on the contest, uuuhh cause a lot of people have been asking who won the contest... so i thought i'd uuuh, tell you who won the contest... which is uhhh, what im going to do right now... uhhh.. the winner of the contest. is...uhhh... on this... uuh, sheet containt the winner... uhh... of the contest..uuh.. so the winner is ACTUALLY uuh joseph luigi...min...sten..ten... Luigiminstenten..

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  57. He didn't even bother to show the winner's name in letters, which is yet another sign, since anybody can't decide on how the name is written. But then again, it may take him another 2 months to pull off.

    BTW, I love how some people who aren't fans of Bores, tell us to just stop watching his videos ir else we give him free publicity, all while he secretly scams fans and other gullible persons.

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  58. This guy, who joined Youtube today, is posting comments claiming to be the winner. If that's not the definition of having no life, I don't know what is:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/JosephUido

    Oh, and I love how the Bores was able to film the video in the comfort of his own home, with the opportunity to do as many takes as he wanted with no one pressuring him, and it STILL devolved into an "uh-and-um" fest where he somehow had to check a paper to recite a single name, and include a four-second jump cut of him saying "I hope you guys have also been enjoying the E3 stuff I've been posting... *throat clearing*"

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  59. In fact I can see why it takes him so long to make a review, he's about as photogenic as the Loch Ness Monster.

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  60. @anon

    So... the "Winner" just joined Youtube AFTER the contest ended?

    Provided he's not just bullshitting to piss off the other contestants, something's really wrong with that picture.

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  61. My guess is that he's a fake, or a plant created by DealDash.

    Plus, didn't Bores clearly say "Ludio"? How come I hear an L?

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  63. It's still a scam either way you slice it.
    Mr. "Plagueus1742" got lucky. Though, I have a feeling that when he DOES get the PS3 package, it will be empty, broken, or full of bad games.

    *enter Cinema Snob mode* Besides, if I wanted a a Let's Play of Ocarina of Time Master Quest I would watch SirRonLionHeart, thank you very much. *exit Cinema Snob mode*

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  64. I still have a feeling as well that the guy is gonna get shafted on the games or PS3. And still I myself have more dignity than that to join a contest like that just for winning a PS3. Now I may want one abit but I would NOT be willing to join a site I would NEVER use again afterwards. All those said people who pay the bucks to join that site for the sake of winning a PS3 are probably never gonna use the site ever again

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  66. Hey I was mentioned in the contest video! I was "one" of the "fans" who requested a game.

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  67. I just sent an email requesting IG to review Wolfenstein, his reply was

    "i'll see waht i can do"

    This leads me to the conclusion that Chris actually responds to all his emails or he has a very believable bot, I suspect the former considering the latter would make Chris an expert in computers.

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  68. Haha, I left a comment on the contest winner's channel, and GameDudeOfficial said "ignore him, he's a raging virgin."
    Is it me or have I been running into a lot of irony lately?

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  69. Wait, you mean GameDudeOfficial is *actually* the Game Dude?

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  70. @fattoler

    He's probably the Game Dude's butt buddy

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  71. But doesn't GDO post slightly mocking videos of the Game Dude?

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  72. That's the irony of it.
    GameDudeOfficial, the guy that constantly bashes alexander4488, posts the videos he doesn't want people to see, says I'M a loser for bashing the Irate Gamer.

    So the guy behind GDO is an IG fan? That's just... sad.

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  73. Does that mean I should unsub him? Heck I will admit I tolerate the Game Dude even if he gets butthurt and constantly changes his old videos.

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  74. @Batfail

    "Finally, an IG fanboy that tries his best to defend his idol. I've been waiting for one of these."

    Wrong again, Criticspired. You're like MatthewErich in a sense, bashing a guy who's also bashing Bores because of some perceived criticism that's completely wrong *coughgooglimoocough*. You're all doing it wrong, and I could get wasted just counting the many times you reference the Nostalgia Critic with your reviews. Butt buddies, anyone? Fact is, you'd be just another no-name without Bores to taunt, which makes you the saddest one of them all.

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  75. @Batfail

    "*enter Cinema Snob mode* Besides, if I wanted a a Let's Play of Ocarina of Time Master Quest I would watch SirRonLionHeart, thank you very much. *exit Cinema Snob mode*"

    Jesus Christ, man. This is the guy that's criticizing people of plagiarism and ripping others off? You're worse than the Game Dude. The amount of TGWTG dicks you suck off is so embarrassing, you could make a Gang Bang video out of it. Have some dignity, Batfail.

    PROTIP: Decent competition won't allow you to win through Button Mashing. Saying that it will proves that you know nothing about Fighting Games and you're not fit to criticize others, even someone like Bores, with it.

    So much fail. So much fail. I look forward to your next failpost, Batfail.

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  76. @Batfail

    "So I saw that Mortal Kombat video. God, these E3 videos have no substance. This one he just points out what happens in the trailer, then interviews some guy (without telling us his name) giving us absolutely nothing."

    As opposed to James Rolfe's take on Mortal Kombat, which was full of info and... oh wait, same thing.

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  77. @Anonymous Cancer

    "Oh yay, I finally got called a newfag by some troll whose vocabulary is so limited he has to plunder insults from ED! My life is complete!

    Seriously, this guy's not worth the time. If we keep responding, he'll just keep repeating himself."

    Yeah, I'm not worth the time. Hence your response.

    LOGIC BOMB!

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  78. "As opposed to James Rolfe's take on Mortal Kombat, which was full of info and... oh wait, same thing."

    Yeah, pretty much. But unlike Bores, James actually had other games he talked about in his video, which were short, but packed with content. With Bores, however, there is only one game and almost no content at all.

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  79. @Anon

    Trolls always need something to troll in order to make their small sad lives complete

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  80. @Polo, the mint with the butthole

    "First of all, aside from the game Genie, which the other guys already mentioned, Silver Surfer is a hard game for many wrong reasons (not the least of which you play as Silver freaking Surfer, a strong character in the Marvel universe), so in that case his complain is justified. This may apply to many of his reviews."

    Riiiiight. That's why people have actually finished it and those who have had gotten cred as hardcore gamers, in comparison to, oh, I dunno, The Casual Gamer Nerd. (Same with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Nightmare on Elm Street, Rocky on the Sega Master System, Friday the 13th, etc.) You must one of those AVGN Nazis that automatically agree with whatever the "I can't beat a game without GameFAQs or Nintendo Power" Nerd tells you.

    "Second, my logic still stands true, since Bores is not a gamer."

    He's not a good gamer. Same with James Rolfe. They have about the same skill level, almost. So are you saying the AVGN isn't a gamer? That'd make more sense, since he's a movie guy.

    ""He can't get over the fact that in most of the cases he just sucks at the game he loses at, and instead he bashes the game for not going with his fucking inflated ego."

    You talking about the AVGN now? I can't tell.

    "And third, don't talk me about bringing bad logic, since yours make even less sense (you are all for bashing Bores but you are defending him instead)."

    I am all for bashing Bores for his scams, his inability to acknowledge criticisms about his plagiarism, and his inability to be very good at playing games. In turn, I also acknowledge that a lot of the criticisms here are borne out of bad AVGN nuthugging, and I'm going to expose that. Tit for tat. If you can criticize, prepare to be criticized, or else never criticize others for looking "butthurt" when you yourselves get butthurt very easily.

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  81. @Failnonymous

    "Trolls always need something to troll in order to make their small sad lives complete"

    Beta males always need to chime up to make their small sad lives complete, even though they add nothing to the discussion.

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  82. @RemoveBallsCarefully

    "Yeah, pretty much. But unlike Bores, James actually had other games he talked about in his video, which were short, but packed with content. With Bores, however, there is only one game and almost no content at all."

    "Packed" with content? LOL. You can sum up his reviews as, "Um, yeah. It's probably good. I'll check it out." You are the definition of an AVGN fanboy, and if you can't see the discrepancy in your logic, then there's no helping you.

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  83. Meanwhile Elvis just met Princess Diana on the Grassy knoll in Area 51. Mostly to discuss the second coming of Christ ETA 2012.

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  84. I think that's enough from you Mr. Whiny.

    I've set comments to "Registered Users Only". No more anonymous postings.

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  85. Good on you, although some determined trolls may register I doubt they're intelligent enough to do that.

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  88. There are still people who think attaching "fail" to random words is funny?

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  89. Well, at least it finally gave me a reason to make a new blogger account.

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  90. Thank fucking god BatDan these Phucking trolls are so STUPID

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  91. Thank goodness. No more trolls. Though we still have to worry about Game Dude.

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  92. Wow, look at all the pretty profile pictures! Although it will be a bit of a hassle for newcomers to blogger I think you made the right choice Daniel.

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  93. Oh jeeze, Alright guys and gals lets follow a rule here, don't feed the trolls and Daniel don't remove their comments, that's sinking to the level of the bores.

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  94. I only deleted those two comments that left the NSFW image.
    I won't sink to Bores' level.

    Still, it feels safer this way.

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  95. When I posted on Game Dude Official's channel "Shame on you for being a fan of the Irate Gamer", my comment got deleted. Gee, I wonder why?

    vnisanian2001

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  96. On Topic: His MK E3 recap, I find it funny that CB just got some random representive to interview. If you want to see a better MK recap go look for someone which is more MK related like TotalMK .etc

    Off Topic: Trolling alone is just going to make you look stupid, especially 99% of the people here highly diagree with you. IG Trolls belong on youtube

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  97. why does Bores keep saying that E3 is a private convention? He's making himself seem more important than he really is, and we all know that he's not.

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  98. @Batfail

    "I only deleted those two comments that left the NSFW image. I won't sink to Bores' level. Still, it feels safer this way."

    Riiight, because when you're called out on your "Criticspired" action and uninspired criticisms, you automatically ban anonymous posting. In fact, the way you're acting now is quite reminiscent to the way Game Dude did when he got criticisms over his videos.

    Well, guess what? You've stooped to Bore's level. Congratulations, Batfail. Enjoy the fanboy dick-sucking of fatfucker, polobutthole, and all your other "blind fanboys", especially when the only notable thing you ever did in your life aside from troll the TGWTG forums is feeding off Bores' infamy.

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  99. @anonymous4488

    OH, THAT IS IT! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF FAIL I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU ARE THE WORST NOSTALGIA CRITIC FANBOY EVER. IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, IM GONNA LEAVE THIS BLOG FOREVER!

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  100. At ease Raccoonman

    Don't get aggravated over this guy. If his idea of a clever insult involves adding the word "fail" to something then he's not worth our time.

    We have worse things to skewer.

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  101. "OH, THAT IS IT! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF FAIL I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU ARE THE WORST NOSTALGIA CRITIC FANBOY EVER. IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, IM GONNA LEAVE THIS BLOG FOREVER!"

    Protip: If you want to go for sarcasm, try to not make yourself look like a retard.

    Nice try, but no medal.

    Oh, and look at that. Batfail has yet to address his almost Bores-like use of TGWTG memes and whatnot because he lacks the sense of humor to make his own jokes. Rather than defend himself, he'd rather block users, just like Bores! Oh, and he depends on his most loyal followers to defend him when he can't defend himself, just like Bores! He even trolls other YouTube accounts like the guy who won Bores' contest, just like... well, Game Dude.

    You are what you criticize, apparently.

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  102. @Batfail

    "Don't get aggravated over this guy. If his idea of a clever insult involves adding the word "fail" to something then he's not worth our time. We have worse things to skewer."

    Hmmm. Sounds almost like Bores' stance on the AVGN, almost.

    Congratulations, Batfail! You've become Bores-like. You don't practice what you preach. But that's what happens when virgins have nothing better to do and are aggravated beyond belief; they make blogs about some other guy in order to make themselves feel special.

    There, there.

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  104. @anonymous4488
    wow u got really butthurt for Batdan deleting ur NSFW links huh

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  105. Frustrated_Azin

    "wow u got really butthurt for Batdan deleting ur NSFW links huh"

    Wow. You're really going with "Frustrated_Azin" as a moniker, huh? Okaaay...

    Oh, speaking of butthurt, you do love using that word in all your comments here. Hmmmm... Yeah, that makes sense. It's a subconscious manifestation of what you like best. Aside from being a, well, "Frustrated_Azin".

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  106. @anonymous4488
    psh I only used that word twice lol, while all you do is keep spamming fail pretty much sums up how your trolling is going huh?

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  107. "psh I only used that word twice lol, while all you do is keep spamming fail pretty much sums up how your trolling is going huh?"

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/Weaboos_anime.jpg

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  108. @anon4488
    wow almost got me but seriously u couldnt find a pic of a/with mexican weaboo or a pic of an "otaku" 出故障 anon4488 出故障!
    i think i will leave this here for u

    http://miltownkid.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/internettoughguy.jpg

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  109. @anon4488aka ( 出故障)
    o u know wat, i m srry here is a better picture of you

    http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/23/107.jpg

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  110. LOL, looks like I touched a nerve. I gather you're not from Arizona, huh? It's because you still have Internet connection.

    I'd make fun of you, but in terms of the Internet food chain, only otherkin, animekin, and furries are lower than you, so I'll just stop and marvel at how you can embarrass yourself by merely posting.

    For instance: "@anon4488aka ( 出故障)" and "otaku" 出故障 anon4488 出故障!" Man, does that speak volumes.

    Give people enough rope, and they'll neatly hang themselves. Then again, as a sign of camaraderie, here's a little bonus video that's relevant to your interests: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3wcNJQ2Dc

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  111. So.... what have we learned from all this?

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  112. That anon4488 really enjoys pissing us off with his trolling?

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  113. Please don't feed the trolls ladies and gentlemen.

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  114. Oh God Danm it! I was gone for 8 hours and ALL HELL breaks loose!
    @Anon4488
    Please Leave.

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  115. I would make a new post, but there hasn't been a lot of E3 material to make fun of. Just that BORING Mortal Kombat video.

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  116. I wonder If Bores will relapse into his "Hard Drive Crash" mode for the summer

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  117. @Hardcore555A (LOL)

    "Oh God Danm it! I was gone for 8 hours and ALL HELL breaks loose!"

    I'm guessing it's because you had to go to elementary school earlier, judging by how you spell. "Danm" it. Of course, I expect no less from someone who uses "Hardcore" as a nick. LOL.

    "@Anon4488
    Please Leave."

    Let me translate. "If you don't like what's written here, read something else!" Sounds like something an Irate Fanboy would write on Bores' videos.

    @"Batdanm"

    "I would make a new post, but there hasn't been a lot of E3 material to make fun of. Just that BORING Mortal Kombat video."

    Roughly translated as, "I can't copy-paste any TGWTG memes here. ;_; I have no opinion of my own, so that's why I rely on TV Tropes and the Nostalgia Critic for jokes while harping on someone who also can't make jokes for the life of him." Same with the Garbage Pail Kids video, I'd gather; no more "material" to scrounge from the underside of Doug Walker's ball sacks.

    Then again, seeing Batfail in his usual winning self, it's no wonder this site is full of winners like Hardcore Holly over there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRHYeO97kMg

    Batfail has already blocked anonymous posting, then he attacks a total stranger who won Bores' scam contest by posting, "No, you didn't just win a prize! It's all a lie! The God of War and Batman games you got aren't real! BAAAAWWW!" What next is in store for Batfail's descent into Boresness? Stay tuned!

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  118. @fatfucker

    "That anon4488 really enjoys pissing us off with his trolling?"

    A quick Google search on Fatfucker reveals yiffness of the highest order: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1877638/fattoler

    Cold comfort for "Frustrated Azin" (or as Bores would say, "Fustrated Azin"); you're higher up the loser hierarchy when compared to fatfurry.

    With that said, here's something you'll surely adore, you furry, chubby-chasing freak. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

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  119. The fact that Bores was able to get to talk to the developers at E3 clearly shows in my mind that they really haven't heard of him, so perhaps he isn't as famous in the gaming community as we make him out to be. Of course the same may apply to the AVGN and Spoony but I think more developers will have heard of those two while when Chris asks them for an interview they just assume he's a low end journalist who's very bad at interviews.

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  120. By the way Anon, thanks for the free advertisement! Now that I have some free-time on my hands I'll finish my fanfiction.

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  121. BatDan permission to verbally KILL the troll

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  122. That sounds about right.

    IG's only fame comes from YouTube. Everywhere else he's seen as a fraud or dipshit.

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  123. "The fact that Bores was able to get to talk to the developers at E3 clearly shows in my mind that they really haven't heard of him,"

    LOL, logic fail.

    "so perhaps he isn't as famous in the gaming community as we make him out to be."

    Fatfucker's YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/fattoler

    You know what? You're more obsessed with Bores than even his fans are. Hell, you're more obsessed will Bores than the Archfiend, and that's only because the "Fabulous!" Arch is actual making money out of talking about Bores, the greedy YouTube whore. What's your excuse?

    "Of course the same may apply to the AVGN and Spoony but I think more developers will have heard"

    "will have heard"?

    "of those two while when Chris asks them for an interview they just assume he's a low end journalist who's very bad at interviews."

    So let me get this straight: The interviewees don't share your disdain for Bores, so you assume that its Bores that's not well known, instead of your minor blog with, what? Ten people posting regularly? Riiiight. Are you Chris Bores' ex-girlfriend Jen or something? For someone who can't stand his face, you sure have it plastered over your YouTube channel.

    P.S. Bores still has your g-string, which he furiously sniffs every night.

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  124. Well even on Youtube people see him as a fraud or dipshit. I severely doubt he was telling the truth when he said people "around town" recognised him as the Irate Gamer. Unless of course by "Around town" he means the one or two people he passed in the mall who said he was that AVGN rip-off.

    By the way Hardcore just ignore you know who ;)

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  125. @fatfurry

    "By the way Anon, thanks for the free advertisement! Now that I have some free-time on my hands I'll finish my fanfiction."

    You're welcome. <3 Yiff proudly, furry. Yiff like you've never yiffed before.

    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Template:Furry/Welcome

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  126. @fatfurry

    "Well even on Youtube people see him as a fraud or dipshit. I severely doubt he was telling the truth when he said people "around town" recognised him as the Irate Gamer. Unless of course by "Around town" he means the one or two people he passed in the mall who said he was that AVGN rip-off."

    On one mouth, you say that popularity doesn't equal quality, yet on the other mouth, you say he's not popular anyway? Which is which?

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  127. There's a new HVGN out!...kinda

    Well,a Game Quickie it's better than nothingTHiugh it seems rather strange that he is reviewing such a recent game
    By the way,I'm no hay nick libre.Now you know my TRUE and ORIGINAL name

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  128. @HH Kevlara

    "So.... what have we learned from all this?"

    That killing innocents from a foreign country makes you an expert on the Internets.

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  129. HVGN a great alternative to the AVGN.
    Also I REALLY think that newspaper with IG in it was a photoshop.

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  130. @"Hardcore"555A

    "HVGN a great alternative to the AVGN.
    Also I REALLY think that newspaper with IG in it was a photoshop."

    HVGN _is_ a great alternative to the AVGN. Also_,_ I REALLY think that _the_ newspaper with IG in it was a Photoshop.

    You're welcome.

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  131. @Hardcore

    I agree, it fails to mention Chris Bores youtube channel. The fact that there is a 'coming soon' part at the end doesn't bode well for the articles legitimacy, after all, it's not as though Chris is some big time movie mogul. Plus who wrote the article? Don't people who write newspapers put their names and email addresses at the end of each article?

    By the way on Irate Gamer's Gottgame exclusive Harry Potter and Fear 3 'review' Chris mispronounces Hermione as Her-moy-nee.

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  132. "I agree, it fails to mention Chris Bores youtube channel. The fact that there is a 'coming soon' part at the end doesn't bode well for the articles legitimacy, after all, it's not as though Chris is some big time movie mogul."

    LOL at the butthurt AVGN and TGWTG fanboys who couldn't take the fact that Bores has escaped karma despite their best and well-meaning efforts. He's been YouTube partner as well. In fact, Batfail, couldn't even make a new review because he's run out of TGWTG jokes to steal, LMAO.

    "Plus who wrote the article? Don't people who write newspapers put their names and email addresses at the end of each article?"

    So you're going to just presume instead of research it? Tsk, tsk. That's very Bores-like indeed.

    "By the way on Irate Gamer's Gottgame exclusive Harry Potter and Fear 3 'review' Chris mispronounces Hermione as Her-moy-nee."

    (yawn) Shit nobody cares about.

    The Irate Hater army was a great idea at the time... if only it wasn't fueled by "Not Gay" guys like the Archfiend (who's face just got owned and DMCAed), Assalieri (who's suffering from long-coming karma, apparently) Save-State Gamer (who's rage-quitted the Internet), Fattoler (whose one review furry fanfiction will be lost in mediocrity) and BatFail (who's now stooped to banning anonymous posting and trolling young irate gamer fanboys for attention).

    My god, no wonder during the time you guys kept on hounding Bores, he got more popular and even got YouTube partner status! You're about as effective as Michael Moore when it comes to propaganda! What next, getting Bores his one millionth subscriber? LMAO!

    Truth hurts, doesn't it?

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  133. Her-moy-nee. Her-moy-nee.
    Didn't he claim to have seen the movies?

    "Lego Irate Gamer" You wish you had that. Egocentric dick.

    "I'm a big fan of the F.E.A.R games" Nice lie.

    By the way, this was his vaguest video yet. This was on the same level as his movie reviews.

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  134. @Batfail

    "By the way, this was his vaguest video yet. This was on the same level as his movie reviews."

    Aw. Still no material to steal from TGWTG? I heard they have a new video up. Steal away.

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  135. Chris probably like the Lego games because you can't die in them.

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  136. @fatfurry

    "Chris probably like the Lego games because you can't die in them."

    The Irate Gamer haters mustn't have gotten teh Archfiend memo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucyEq4flEMU

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  137. Oh yeah I also saw HVGN's Megaman 10 review. I hate to say it but it was one of the few reviews that I DIDNT like. For one thing it was abit too negative for my taste and I know he also did a review on zoda's revenge making insightful and interesting comments that justified why he didnt like it which was good. His megaman 10 one on the other hand seemed to have been more or less him thinking he knew what the megaman fans want. Now I dont really have room to talk about it as I haven't played 9 or 10 to form an opinion but I have been playing the classics on my ps2 collection disk and I'm trying to get a better understanding of the series. But while I didnt like it later I've relized that there will be ALOT of different opinions on it so I personally figured it was best I didnt worry.

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  138. ‘Iron Triangle’ is the phrase coined by President Eisenhower (R, 1953-61) to describe a relationship between 3 different groups – Committees in Congress, Executive departments, and interest groups. For example Lockheed Martin (Interest Group), the Government Defence Establishment, including the defence department and the Armed Forces (Executive Departments), and members of Congress who represent constituencies which manufacture weapons and who sit in the Senate Armed Services Committee (Committees in Congress). Iron Triangles to benefit each group in a virtuous cycle; The Government departments/agencies are dependent on Congressional Committees for funding their programs and staff, Congressional Committee members are dependent on Government Departments and agencies for ensuring that their programs benefit their constituents, and Interest groups are dependent on both to ensure that the maximum possible expenditure is allocated on programmes which will be spent in a way which will benefit their members. They can also use their expertise, grass-roots support and financial resources to create the favourable political climate for the government.

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  139. "Oh yeah I also saw HVGN's Megaman 10 review. I hate to say it but it was one of the few reviews that I DIDNT like. For one thing it was abit too negative for my taste and I know he also did a review on zoda's revenge making insightful and interesting comments that justified why he didnt like it which was good."

    As a true ripoff of AVGN, HVGN is now emulating his idol's descent into quality. Quite appropriate, actually.

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  141. Uhhh, fattoler? Are you alright?

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  142. When did this turn into a discussion about politics.

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  143. I don't know. He just started copypasting paragraphs.

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  144. Quite fine actually, it's just a thing some people do when others troll or post FIRST comments, i.e. write a completely irrelevant wall of text about some banal subject.

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  145. relationship between 3 different groups – Committees in Congress, Executive departments, and interest groups. For example Lockheed Martin (Interest Group), the Government Defence Establishment, including the defence department and the Armed Forces (Executive Departments), and members of Congress who represent constituencies which manufacture weapons and who sit in the Senate Armed Services Committee (Committees in Congress)."

    Spamming? LOL. Thanks for "ignoring" me. Also, keep it up, and you'll be reported for spamming. Also, you've been reported for your spam blog. You're welcome.

    Tearing things at the seams with a few posts? Batfails own followers spamming the board? Jesus Christ, you people are lame. I _really_ expected better from people who'll take down Bores. You all fail. You and your precious little double standards.

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  146. Oh that makes sense.

    Should I wait for one more E3 video from The Bores or do I have enough material for E3 Part 3?

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  147. Whatever, BatDanI was just reading the CB movie picks from 2009 and when Chris said "I enjoyed the first Mummy movie" you said Chris has HORRIBLE taste in movies. My question is what is wrong with the first Mummy movie? I thought it was pretty good.

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  148. Hey, weren't you talking about HVGN? LOL.

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  149. "Whatever, BatDanI"

    Are you one of those "special" kids in school?

    "was just reading the CB movie picks from 2009 and when Chris said "I enjoyed the first Mummy movie" you said Chris has HORRIBLE taste in movies. My question is what is wrong with the first Mummy movie? I thought it was pretty good."

    LOL at a guy with bad taste criticizing another guy with bad taste.

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  150. Don't friggen do that fattoler, you're making yourself look like an ass. Didn't you yourself say not to get distraught over this guy?

    Anyway 4488 here did make some good points about Rolfe's skills in terms of gaming, and I don't think anybody really disputed it effectively... Which is probably why we're at this point.

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  151. I think you should wait for Chris to make some new E3 videos and when he's finished put up part three.

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  152. @HH Kelevra

    James did complete Karate Kid and those broken CDi Zelda games.

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  154. "HH Kelevra said...

    "Don't friggen do that fattoler, you're making yourself look like an ass. Didn't you yourself say not to get distraught over this guy?"

    LOL, oh my god, you guys kill me. Hey, Master Chief, have you blindly gone to war that needn't take place recently?

    "Anyway 4488 here did make some good points about Rolfe's skills in terms of gaming, and I don't think anybody really disputed it effectively... Which is probably why we're at this point."

    I don't expect any of you to do so, actually. Like the good little fanboys that you are, you'll instead ignore the point about Rolfe, well, sucking like the Matrix movie did once it's been copied to death by Hollywood.

    I for one wish that Rolfe does go ahead with his independent filmmaking, because when he's not burned out and is actually interested in what he's doing (Mr. Bucket and The Dragon in my Dreams come to mind), he's actually pretty good. Pre-crisis AVGN good, in fact.

    With that said, Bores is a whore, and I hate you guys for giving him the publicity to whore himself out some more. Instead of him becoming like Fattoler said (some guy people will pick out as an AVGN ripoff when spotted at a store), he's now making more money than all the people he ripped off with the exception of the AVGN.

    Shame on you guys.

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  155. Batdan, why not do his contra 3+4 "review" to finish up the contra trilogy?

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  157. @Batfail

    If, on your next entry, you'll be making those inane, unfunny, TGWTG jokes again, you'll also be hearing from me again. Follow the advice you've given Game Dude when he started spamming the TGWTG forum: Get a fucking sense of humor, you unoriginal, imagination-bankrupt prick; even if you admit it's "criticspired", you're nothing but a text-based ripoff of Doug Walker and company that your readers are forced to tolerate because, well, "Hurr durr, he's bashing Chris Bores, hurr durr!"

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  158. @Batfail

    "*yawns* Bored now."

    Translation: I haven't come up with something witty Doug would say, so I'll just go with my standby: You're boring. I won't review you because you're boring; i.e., you made a point I can't dispute.

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  159. @motherplayer
    Because that's not the next video he released. After Contra Part 2 it was a review of WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008. I'll get to it when I feel like getting to it.

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  160. "Thats it i'm starting to crack quick BatDan make another Recap or E3 soon or I will do somthing about him."

    LOL, oh no! He's going to punch me through the monitor!

    Also: That's it, I'm starting to crack. Quick, BatDan, make another Recap or E3 review soon or I will do something about him.

    You're going to... what? Whine at me some more with malformed, incoherent sentences while BatDan searches for Doug jokes to throw at me? If that's the case, then you're doing fine right now, kiddo.

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  161. @Batfail

    "Because that's not the next video he released. After Contra Part 2 it was a review of WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2008. I'll get to it when I feel like getting to it."

    Wow. Reminds me of this:

    A new Irate Gamer show is posted every 2-3 weeks. And these episodes do take a lot of time and effort to put together. Each one can take up to 50-70 hours of work so I ask for you to be patient.

    It's cliche, but true: Takes one to know one, huh?

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  162. Go get a life anon4488. Troll all you want but you wont get anywhere with your "Durr hurr hurr he's quoting from someone popular so that makes him fucking unorginal." Tell me exactly what do you plan to accomplish at the end of the day with all this nonsense hmm? You want to stop this blog, proving something? Because its pretty sad to get so worked up on a blog.

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  164. By the way anon4488 what do you have against us? I assume you are doing it for the lulz but I like to think it's because BatDan refused to throw a quarter into your dad's hat when he took the subway.

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  165. "Go get a life anon4488. Troll all you want but you wont get anywhere with your "Durr hurr hurr he's quoting from someone popular so that makes him fucking unorginal." Tell me exactly what do you plan to accomplish at the end of the day with all this nonsense hmm? You want to stop this blog, proving something? Because its pretty sad to get so worked up on a blog."

    So much ignoring me, huh? 9_9

    This is weak and pathetic I expect better from all of you if you want to make the game of Bash the Bores any fun. You can't dish it out, and you can't take it.

    I've made my point. I'm out. In fairness to BatDan, he ignored me all throughout, only cracking once with his gay-ass anonymous comment blocking. His reviews of Bores still needs work, though.

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  166. Fattoler, I believe the point that he's made painfully clear is that by this blog focusing so much negative attention towards Chris, it has inadvertently made him more popular than he would have gotten had everybody just noticed he was a rip-off, and then moved on.

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  167. Well if truth be told I don't think I could live without Chris, it's like 1984, we need some enemy to rile against and to hate in order to bring us together, in some ways Chris has created a host of friendships out of his stupidity. Chris is basically Goldstein. However that being said I won't cry over his departure, besides I like to think that by getting more people out there to learn about Chris will hopefully mean an equal or greater number of haters as well, who in time will wear Chris down.

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  168. After 3+ years, I don't think he cares about the criticism to his work. Not while there's still change falling into his pockets.

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  169. BatDan why do you allow anon posting?

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  170. Dan, can you please Ban 4488?

    If it's not Bores Himself :P

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  171. A parting gift to the irate haters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lod1N_y0_fo

    @gatuc2425

    "Dan, can you please Ban 4488? If it's not Bores Himself :P"

    Yes, it's me. Chris Bores. What're you going to do about it? ;)

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  172. no hay nick libreJune 30, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    I don't really think he (or she) should be banned,I mean everybody has the right to express himself(or herself)(or themselves)(or itself PLEASE STOP ME)
    But yeah,when he started posting he gave good points,and some different thinking is never bad.
    But now the only thing that happens is that 4488 makes some insulting comment for the lulz,you guys start ignoring him(or herFUCK IT)
    and the cycle begins again.It's getting boring
    Maybe if we went easy when he said that AVGN sucks in games this would have never happened

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  174. no hay nick libreJune 30, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    By the way motherplayer,I wasnt't refering to HVGN's Megaman 10 review,he has released one of "Zombie Panic in Wonderland" not much time ago

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  175. I say we forget this whole mess ever happened and move on

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  176. Oh yeah I saw that review and it was nice to see another shooter in the vein of "wild guns" ih this day and age. Might just consider getting it

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  177. no hay nick libreJune 30, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    And is a Spanish game! I know you guys don't care,but for me is pretty awesome that a game made in my country is getting so famous in the whole world.Here in Spain they hardly make 2-3 games per year

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  178. I agree with the HVGN on this one. While Zombie Panic in Wonderland isn't as good as Wild Guns, it's still a pretty fun game. I'd love to see a sequel.

    It's nice to see more european games on the market, especially from Spain, and Akaoni studio is off to a good start with this one.

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  179. I reenabled Anonymous posting hours ago. I was waiting to see how long it would take for people to notice.

    Anyway, today was a slow day.

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  180. And yes I did see HVGN's newest review. It's fun to see games similar to Wild Guns.

    And I love how Western is back in style, I just hope Konami releases Sunset Riders on XBLA or PSN (the original Arcade version, not the ports).

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  181. no hay nick libreJune 30, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    He is planning to do next:

    -Dick Tracy(Genesis)
    -Sparkster
    -And Sin & Punishment 1 and 2

    Seeing that he now makes new games,I wouldn't care for an Okami review,though I don´t know if is that underrated

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  182. I hope that when he talks about Sparkster, he also talks about Rocket Knight on XBLA/PSN.

    I'm all for a Okami review. I love that game.

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  183. Is the troll gone? I was hiding in your first post.

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  184. Does anyone here watch Turbo Views? It's a TurboGrafx-16 game reviews 'show' on spida1a's channel (also home for Pinball Machine videos), which is also on ScrewAttack (same user name).

    http://www.youtube.com/user/spida1a

    It's an interesting channel I watch since I really liked the TurboGrafx-16 console waaay back when. (On the same token, I've been playing a few Virtual Console TurboGrafx-16 games on the Wii lately)

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  185. I've looked at some of the stuff on TG-16 and it's very under-appreciated.
    Plus, the CD add-on had great games like Y's and one of the best Castlevania games ever (Rondo of Blood). It had more real games than the Sega CD.

    As for regular TG-16, I love Splatterhouse and Keith Courage (own the original cards for them).
    I should check out spida1a's channel.

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  186. thirdratefanboy345June 30, 2010 at 6:00 PM

    Anyone know when Bores' next "review" is coming out? This E3 crap can't take him more than 10 minutes.

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  187. @Anonynous4488

    Well, well, well. Not only have you caused Batdan to come to his senses and disable Anonymous posting in an attempt to keep people like you from exploiting it for plops and giggles(well, okay, not anymore, but the point still stands), but you also managed to make your own account.
    Yay for you.
    You're winner !
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't potty training go first? :D

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  188. @AngrySun86

    The funny thing about AVGN fanbrats like you is that they only come out of hiding when the trolls aren't around. Yeah, smooth rebuttal there, Johnny-come-lately! What, did it take you all week to come up with your potty joke?

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  189. @fattoler

    "Well if truth be told I don't think I could live without Chris"

    Bores and Fatty sitting in a tree... ;)

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  190. Brat Pitt as Achilles: "Is there no one else?"

    Weee! 200 comments! ^_____^

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  191. Real mature 4488. Get an account here just to call them fags.

    Maybe they do need to sort their argument s better, but it's better than calling them names and saying the same thing over and over

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