Thursday, October 25, 2012

Fan Art The Third: This Time It's Rearranged

I have just been informed that Chris has updated the Irate Gamer Fan Art page. I don’t know when it happened as he hasn’t updated the site news since the release of the X-Men review.

I’d like to remind you I am not making fun of the fan art creators (unless it‘s Karbia and his fucked-up fan-fiction), I am making fun of Bores for CHOOSING to put these “masterpieces” on his site.

Part 1: http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2011/01/fan-art-or-how-i-stopped-caring-and.html
Part 2: http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2011/09/all-new-fan-art-and-more.html

Some things have been arranged so I’ll bring that up.

Page 1:

Picture #6: I think it’s supposed to be sprite art, but I’m not entirely sure. In the foreground is IG and Evil Gamer facing against each other, I can’t tell if EG is smiling or growling. In the background is Devil Bores and Lead HAL-Bot looking over the earth. Strange that Devil Bores is portrayed as the main villain when he’s been relegated to comic relief

Picture #8 is now that “Irate Gamer and Friends” MS Paint thing mentioned in Part 2 (Picture #44)

Page 3:

Picture #44 is now DatBoiDrew’s picture that was originally on the first fan art page (just more proof that Bores has burned that bridge with Drew). I’m sorry Drew, your hard work has been swapped with a shitty MS Paint picture that abused the circle tool.

Page 4:

Picture #48: A Yu-Gi-Oh card, I think it might be an old one that was removed in the last update. Labeled on top as “Chris Bores and R.O.B.”, and “Irate Gamer and Piece of Shit” in the body text. The card has infinite attack and defense points (*rolls eyes* stupid) and the move description is his “diarrhea dickwaffles” rant from the R.O.B. video. Not sure how that’s supposed to work.

Picture #49: Coming to us from Los3Puntos.com (that’s what it says on the picture), we have… deformity. A blonde Bores holding some boxy controller with a t-shirt that says “Irate” on it. His expressions looks like discomfort. Freaky.

Picture #50: I’m now going to ruin Mega Man for you, if Capcom hasn’t already done that. It’s the Robot Master selection screen with everyone replaced by IG characters. In the center is IG himself (of course) surrounded by (from the top left) Evil Gamer, Generic Overload, lead HAL-Bot, Tony (in his Maplestory form), Ronnie, Wise Sage, Devil Bores, and R.O.B. Suddenly Mega Man X7 seems like a good time.

Picture #51: We get a sketch with a familiar art style. It reminds me a bit of Peter Bagge’s work, but I could be wrong. Honestly, not too bad.

Picture #52: This on the other hand, total photoshop failure. It’s another image of the Irate Gamer as a zombie. Oh but he’s now the “Irate Zombeh”. Wow that’s lame.

Picture #53: Now I’m going to ruin Inspector Gadget for you, just like Inspector Hambone ruined it for Ghost. It’s IG as the bumbling robot detective, with the hand that comes out of his hat holding a copy of the SNES game (which is real, unlike Dr. Claw’s Dump n’ Pump… seriously what was up with that joke?) In the top left is the “Irate Gamer” logo with an upside down IG just like the show’s logo. Bottom left is the Gadget-mobile. Top right is Dr. Claw’s arm through a port hole (and no I’m not making fun of Bores’ pronunciation, that really does look like a port hole) and in the bottom left is… I think that’s Penny if she grew up and gained a lot of weight, and Brain if he was a real dog. They’re all in front of fire (because that’s not cliché at this point). Very bizarre picture.

Picture #54: A variation of the “Keep Calm and Carry On” poster, with the crown replaced by a very low-res picture of IG and the phrase saying “Keep Calm and Game On”. Congrats Bores, a fan was dumb enough to accept that as your catchphrase.

Picture #55: Wow, and I thought Karbia’s work made no sense. It’s a “photoshop” of the poster for the Dwayne Johnson film The Tooth Fairy. Only it’s now “The Irate” and Dwayne’s head has been replaced with a very bug-eyed derp-faced Bores. You couldn’t find a better picture? Also, how do you connect the Irate Gamer to… Dwayne Johnson’s The Tooth Fairy? If you wanted to make Bores like The Rock, why not photoshop one of his wrestling promo photos, or images from The Scorpion King, or The Rundown, Walking Tall, Faster, hell anything besides the paycheck earning kid crap!

Picture #56: Our last new one, surprisingly it’s NOT fan art of the Irate Gamer. Instead it’s the Pixel Demon. Someone out there actually liked the Pixel Demon enough to make fan art, let that sink in for a minute. However, this could be from a hater that found IG’s Pixel Demon incredibly dumb and made his own to show what a REAL demon looks like. Or this could be how IG sees the Pixel Demon in his head when the rest of the world sees that stupid frog thing that’s not even made out of pixels. Jeez, that was so bad. I can’t believe he expect people to take that as a threat.

Honestly, this batch of fan art wasn’t too horrid. It wasn’t like last time with 2600theCharlie’s dreadful Irate Gamer comic book or Johnny Awesome’s eye-pain, or that MS Paint picture that Bores thinks is better than what DatBoiDrew made.

You think Bores is going to make something new anytime soon? That’s of actual substance and isn’t another god damn Skylanders unboxing video? It will probably be Skylanders Giants (the game)… I hope I’m wrong.

128 comments:

  1. Did no one see the irony in putting the Irate Gamer on a "keep calm" poster?

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    1. There's probably more irony in it being a poster that was once a good thing but has been ripped off ad-nauseum than the actual text, but that's just me being cynical.

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  2. @BatDanNight picture53 i showed you quite a time ago, it's by ENRAGED PLAYER (all caps), guy who used to make irate gamer style reviews (until he got riffed by DLA)

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  3. So, I guess you've listened to True Capitalist Radio, huh, Dan? :-)

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    1. Only for the parts where he got trolled, the political parts were boring.

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    2. What was your favorite rage moment from Ghost? Mine was KaraszKun Burgers-- boy, was he infuriated! :-) ("I TOLD ALL OF YOU TO LEAVE KARASZKUN ALONE!" *cans.wav*)

      ObBoresArt: I can't wait for more crappy art for Bores to post on his website so you can riff them! :-)

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  4. i see he hasnt uploaded his sonic generations video yet not surprising since im sure he knows he stole the footage and people will call him out for it but i am surprised that he uploaded his re6 review since he stole the footage from that as well

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    1. Considering he covered his tracks in RE6 (that is, zooming in on the footage to hide the watermark), he could easily get away with posting it. Compared to the Sonic Generations review which is all Cyberman65's footage.

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  5. shame no one has managed to get any more fan art up with hidden messages.

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  6. it still makes me wonder where he stole the footage from in re6 review and from what i can see fans are unsubscribing bc they are sick of the 2 minute vids he puts out all the time and not going in depth in at all in the reviews

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  7. OK. I think I'm adding Bores' unnatural obsession with Skylanders to my worst IG moments. I mean, I'm reluctant to play the game (I considered sending off for one of the figures from those Frito-Lay chip packs, but ultimately didn't go through with it); and Bores' constant videos about getting every little figure are not helping to change my mind. I have a similar deal with Pokémon, but I don't take it to this degree. Sure, I do episode reviews, discussions and unboxings on the games, and talk about my Pokémon goods every so often; but I don't make such a big honking deal about it that it keeps me from doing other videos. Especially with his repeated insistence of "Nintendo is kiddy"; my worst moment for this year. This year looks to be even worse than 2011 for Bores' output. It will be a wonder if he even gets that new Haunted Investigators or whatever he calls it now out by Halloween.

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    1. Lol, it seems like Skylanders is Bores' MLP, considering how crazy he is about it.

      (My humble apologies to all MLP fans around.)

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    2. Hey, I'm a brony, but I love and tolerate other things the Hub puts out. :-)

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  8. Where was 2600theatari's IG comic book?

    I never saw that...

    But methinks Chris is trying to run your blog out of business Dan, constantly putting up old shit again and again. That or he's turned into Game Dude :D

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    1. Also that pic by Karbia, is he pulling 8 Bit Mickey in half? Who is that supposed to be?

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    2. This "comic book" was a piece of fanart drawn like a comic cover. Considering the art style, you aren't missing much.

      Considering that his fans have a hard enough time drawing the IG to actually resemble him, I doubt we'll ever know who this guy is supposed to be.

      (And what's up with the Japanese characters on that picture, anyways oO ? )

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    3. I was referring to this picture. http://www.theirategamer.com/fanart/fanart48.jpg

      I can tell it's Charlie by the references to the Angry German Kid and Jiggliami, both of which Charlie said he was a fan of.

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    4. Aww, Charlie drew it in his bestest ball point pen! :D

      He does love his "Iwate Gaymarrr" doesn't he?

      But why does the irate gamer look like a middle aged Alex Kidd?

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    5. Hang on, he's a fan of Jiggliami? Isn't that a character created bu Chris chan?

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    6. One could say he's a fan of every Chris out there.

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    7. I quickly closed that page and started puking. What a bad drawing. After 2 minutes of nonstop puking, I got around to typing this comment.

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    8. Am I the only one noticing "Nude pics of Irate Gamer"????
      Idk who 2600theatari is but... that's... disgusting... I'm a girl... Chris..... Isn't that attractive and I am having to cleanse my mind of that scaring mental image. Ick!

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    9. "8-Bit Mickey"? PUH-leeeease! For the last fucking time, it's Seth from Superbad (played by Jonah Hill)....and it sure as hell ain't Mitchell either!

      And I'll have you know for a damn fact that [the K-Man's] fanfiction is NOT abysmal, fucked-up, or "creepy"! [His] crossovers & stories are the most unique I've ever seen in years....hell, they even put Twilight and Dragonball Evolution to absolute goddamn shame!

      Mr. Kill Ultra, I DARE YOU to come at me....I 'QUINTUPLE-QUAIL' DARE YOU!

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    10. "Mr. Kill Ultra, I DARE YOU to come at me....I 'QUINTUPLE-QUAIL' DARE YOU!"

      Well if you put it like that, then sure. Name and address please.

      "crossovers & stories are the most unique I've ever seen in years....hell, they even put Twilight and Dragonball Evolution to absolute goddamn shame!"

      Twilight and dragonball evolution aren't crossovers and are horrible stories. You should use better comparisons otherwise your saying "I like it, its better than [crap]!" Which weakens the overall statement, unless of course you were attempting to insult the object in-question which is unlikely as its inconsistent with your current statements and standings.

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  9. I usually love this feature (and I was pleasantly surprised when I saw you had a new one up), but this entry was kind of dissapointing. I was expecting more horridness.
    Also, it looks like IG saw your blog post since he updated his frontpage.

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  10. Speaking of which, who is Game Dude?

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    1. He is the Game Dude!
      He is so Rude,
      He is a Man with a Bad Attitude!

      He plays the games that put mankind to shame
      They insult the brain cos' they are so lame!

      But for more information check out his ED page:
      https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexander4488

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    2. OH NOES! I think he's gonna spam out site now! Speaking of which is that asshole still doing that? TvTropes had a field day with him!

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  11. Man, even his fans seem to get lazy...

    And did anyone read the most recent paragraph of Bores' bio?

    "During the next season however, Chris decided to ditch the satirical nature of the show and find his own voice and began evolving The Irate Gamer into something fresh and new and brought to the table a review show featuring storylines, crazy special effects, a cast of reoccurring characters, and cut scenes that moved him outside the house and even interacting with the video game world."

    Satirical Oo ? And how is this refreshing?

    "Upon doing so, Chris went on to hold the prestigious award of at one point being the #55th most subscribed channel on YouTube, and has since been featured in a variety of articles and publications worldwide."

    I don't think it is wise to remind people how he has fallen.

    But I'm glad he always backs up his claims about articles, publications and other acknowledgements with a handy list of references.
    Oh wait he doesn't.

    "Chris is currently working on a huge story arc that will escalate throughout Season 4 of the Irate Gamer now called "The Irate Gamer Show". This was inspired by the many episodic television shows that have recently sprung up on TV."

    What is this I don't even...

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    1. I don't think his fans wrote that for him..... I sure hope this doesn't turn into a sonichu conundrum. I mean all the things are there!

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    2. Never said this was by his fans, I just noticed this most recent paragraph in his official irate bio.

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  12. I wonder if Bores will do anything (lazy) for Halloween this year.

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    1. I think his plan is to release the new ghost-hunting movie/show for Halloween.

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  13. Guess who is now attempting to start trouble by causing controversy

    https://twitter.com/TellahAsa

    Noticed about how he attempts to Lure Spoony and now he smugs and strawmans sourapple.

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    1. Maybe you could, you know, not take the bait?

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    2. @Joe Hobbes:

      That's easier said than done. Twitter is basically the internet-equivalent of the slime from Ghostbusters 2.

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    3. He must be really bored if he has to do this.

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    4. Look, the problem is that AssholeRechid is well know for also start shit on the internet, and way back when the incident with spoony happened, he wanted to lure him.

      Considering that Asa has talk shit and slandered the Channel Awesome crew in the past, i knew that he wanted to trick spoony and tear him apat for the incident with Lupa, and making him look like a horrible person an make people hate him.

      I know Spoony had some issues in the past, and the opinions of what happened surrounded him were conflicted and mixed, but i honestly blamed Lupa more for instigating the fire, and here comes Assholerechid to spread more Gasoline.

      I think Noah Antwiler Needs to know any better and not associate himself with Him.

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    5. I mean, it wasn't any different From when Bores pulled his Dick Move, when the Cheetahman 2 Incident Happened, When Bores Knew that James was getting Overly-hated because of those assholes and because of the incident, but mostly people jumping to conclusions and listening to assholes like Asa, and Bores decided to be an Opportunist.

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  14. Since I can't seem to reply to posts, let me adknowldge that. Anyway, what kind of name is 'Game Dude'? It sounds too...desperate. Granted, I use the named Movie Night for my blog, but at least it doesn't have a song with lyrics of "He is a man of bad attitude" which sounds a little like "He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.."

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    1. He claims to be a parody. Nobody believes it, though. The fact he trolls constantly (including on this blog in the older posts before I discovered it) indicates that there's some serious insecurity there.

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    2. He trolled this blog? where!? I gotta read those troll posts!

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  15. While exploring his website (becuase I'm really bored) I came across some funny tidbits:
    -Hasn't updated his Irate Gamer episode list (Uncanny X-Men is missing).
    -Apparently, he counts his "Real Real Gaming" and Skylanders videos as IG Neo episodes.
    -HoVG Part 6 is set for "later in 2012". Yeah, right.

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    1. Expect part 6 in Spring 2013...

      ...and expect that video to be half-assed and only five minutes in length! XD

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  16. I liked the 'Dr Claw's Dump N Pump' joke. To be honest, a lot of AVGN's jokes fall flat and seem out of place (why did a buffalo shit through his window in the Star Wars video?), but he gets away with it because the review itself is usually good and he's likeable. Dr Claw's Dump N Pump actually led people, including myself because I couldn't believe he'd go to that trouble just for a joke, to Google it and make sure it wasn't real. It's basically a more benign/less humiliating version of the Hack Attack thing.

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    1. And it could be just an unintended friendly jab at Bores over Hack Attack as well.

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    2. About the buffalo shit joke: I always thought the joke was that at the end of the video, as he was listing the other Star Wars games, he started making up a bunch of stuff. In other words, he was spouting bullshit. So, he got bullshit!

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    3. That's weird, I always thought buffalo's could only make buffalo shit.

      You learn something new every day.

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    4. Well, a buffalo is like, a cousin of a bull or something... maybe buffalo shit is the evolved form of bullshit?

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    5. I always thought the whole point of that buffalo ending was because of the lyric in his theme song: "I'd rather let a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear". Sure, it was kind of necessary for the type of video he was doing but still makes more sense/relevance than any of the shitty jokes the Irate Gamer makes.

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  17. Irate Gamer uploaded his Dead or Alive 5 review and Real Real Gaming onto his Youtube account and they both have the same huge number of dislikes as his RE6 review. Many comments in his Real Real Gaming video are saying how forced and unfunny the video is and in his DOA5 review, people are saying how lazy the review was, even by IG's standards, one comment even saying he's a joke. Are people finally seeing his laziness?

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    1. Might have something to do with ban lifts. At least I'm not banned anymore for some reason Oo

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  18. I remember reading the last fanart recap and hoping that "YAG IRATE GAMER" would become a meme.

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  19. Am I the only one who thinks Bores looks like the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies in the Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm videoclip?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDsZMHW1wMM

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  20. On other News.

    I just Defeated Ghost N Ghoblins Legit!!!.

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    1. Bullshit, you can only beat it with a Game Genie. Chris Bores himself has even said that!!! :D

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    2. Good job man! You deserve a medal! LOL ^_^ (In all seriousness though, good work!)
      As for me, I own Ghosts N' Goblins, but I doubt I'll ever beat it legit. However, in the two years or so that I have owned an NES and the cartridge, I have been able to make it to at least level 5. If I can get that far in 2 years without cheating, how come Chris can't get past the FIRST LEVEL without cheating if he has been "playing these games for 20 years"?

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  21. http://postimage.org/image/m6nphtsgp/



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    1. STOP SHOWING OFF!!!!!! =)
      You must have felt awesome doing that! Also guru larry was being sarcastic, you didn't prove you beat the game!

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    2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

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    3. @myself oopsie daisy
      "you didn't prove you beat the game" I meant you didn't NEED to prove you beat the game! =( I was pretty sure I typed need but for some reason it didn't take.

      @Doresh
      Hey! gainax endings!

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    4. @Mr.Kill Ultra:

      It's only a gainax ending if it makes no sense whatsoever. NES games are a bit too simple for that.

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    5. @Doresh No I was referring to neon genesis evangelion where the penguin says congratulations! I totally didn't realize you were quoting the game. =)

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    6. I thought the Engrish made it obvious XD

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  22. Lol ladybuggin got on Chris's account and blocked me when I won an argument what a bitch.
    Also batsman knight I have a suggestion, You can compare IGs videos to AVGNs though AVGN would win every time it would be nice to have some articles inbetween the months it takes for the next IG review

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    1. Well, that may just give the fanboys more fodder. The whole point of this website is that Bores's videos aren't just ripoffs, they're also just plain terrible (hence the reason Batdan scarcely mentions AVGN in articles).

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    2. @Cody yeah I pretty much agree, this site is about bore's mistakes and obvious plagiarism. A quality comparison is just stupid especially since we encourage people who attempt to do things in their own creative style. When it comes to comparison we are obviously judging on a set basis and thus penalizing creativity. Not to say that Bores is very creative, just saying that Bore's has his own style.... of sucking...

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    3. Dude, no offence but saying anything negative on Chris' videos is a complete waste of time. His mother and his 8 year old fans have wrapped him up in cotton wool where criticism and negativity does not exist.

      Only comments about how Chris is such a wonderful person and how hilarious and fantastic his videos are allowed to exist in Boresville. Which is why Chris will never improve or be a pleasant person.

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    4. Yeah, it's pretty hilarious considering how LadyBuggin' has complained about Mike and others blocking people in the past. I informed her of this and called her a hypocrite and she blocked me.

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  23. Batdan, you're not anywhere near Hurricane Sandy, are you?

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    1. @Batdan
      Good to hear it
      I'm in the side arms of it though. Getting very strong winds but nothing too dangerous. I think I'll be okay =)
      I sincerely hope no one gets hurt by this thing!

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    2. Thank God I live FAR away from the East Coast. My hearts and prayers go out to Sandy's victims and their families.

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  24. I pray those living in Eastern United States, please be safe from Hurricane Sandy...

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  25. So, Disney bought Lucasfilm. Insert obligatory comment about hoping they'll release the original pre-Special Edition versions on the Original Trilogy in remastered form on home video here.

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    1. What makes you think they might do that? They are no strangers to editing their own movies (like in Alladin because of bullshit controversies), and they are notorious to make low-quality sequels for money's sake.
      And why should Disney care about the original Star Wars fans?

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    2. Well, the people at Disney are as brilliant as they are evil. Star Wars still has a huge fanbase, and Disney has certainly proven that pleasing the fans = money. Yes, their sequels may have been terrible and half-assed, but fans of the original movies still bought them (and furthermore, they've stopped doing it ever since Lasseter took charge).

      Also unlike George Lucas, Disney doesn't alter their movies out of ego. Dumbo, The Aristocats, Peter Pan and even the War Propaganda shorts have been restored and re-released, and those movies have controversial content.

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    3. War Propaganda is A-OK, but Song of the South apparently not...

      And they DID alter some of their movies: Alladin had 2 lines changed (one in the intro song about cutting off ears, and a line by Alladin which sounds sorta like "take your clothes off").

      And for all the raging about the near-constant Star Wars alterations, you have to consider that most people probably don't care about the changes.
      You also have to consider that the Special Edition is now 15 years old. Disney's current target audience has probably never even seen the original cuts.

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    4. Eh, censoring films due to controversy is not the same as making creative changes, and when Beauty & the Beast and the Lion King were first released on DVD, they were the IMAX versions which were altered and some fans were not happy about that, but I think the Blu-ray releases have the original versions.

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    5. Actually, creative changes are not as bad as conceding victory to political-correctness zealots.

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  26. I just got through watching Demo Reel. Not bad, I must say. Malcolm and and Rob's performances stand out the most though. I hope to see Malcolm in more things outside of Demo Reel.

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  27. Big announcement on his homepage: All IG merch is "close to 50% off!" Why? To celebrate his 5 years on YouTube, and not any other reason!

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  28. Has anyone seen this yet? - http://www.pursuitoftheparanormal.com/

    It's not just new episodes, it's the Haunted Investigators movie! Make sure you guys pre-order "you" copy today!

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    1. We sadly already talked about this movie ^^

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    2. Not only have we talked about it we can already tell from the trailer alone that the thing is going to be outright moronic. The use of the K2 meter just makes it even more glaringly obvious that he's copycatting other 'ghost hunting' shows.

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  29. Damn, I didn't remember seeing it on here (been lurking for months, first time posting). I've reviewed his first DVD for a feature I'm doing on my site, and will be doing his second and third DVDs soon, so I'm probably going to take the hit and get this too. For the greater good!

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    1. This will probably make you one of only 4 to 6 total buyers. In a few decades, that baby will be worth a fortune!

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    2. @Doresh
      Economy 101, something only has worth if there is demand. I do not possibly foresee a demand for the dvd in the near future. Especially since I am absolutely sure that someone who buys that dvd will leak it onto the pirate's bay.

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    3. I was just channeling the 90's comic craze ^_^

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    4. Oh man yeah, somethings are sold for way more then they should sell. Radiant silvergun is a massive offender. Still doesn't beat superman's first comic book at 2.16 million dollars!!!!! FUCK I would sell one of my comic books if it meant I could by the next 999999999999999 comic books!

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    5. Recently I saw someone selling a copy of "Earthbound" for SNES on Amazon for $20,000. No box, no manual, only minor damage to the label.

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  30. @reply button
    stop not working you dick!

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    1. It seems I have to write a comment first before the reply button starts working...

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    2. Yep, that's exactly what I have to deal with as well. At least I'm not the only one.

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  31. Hey, you guys wonder why keeps doing Skylander videos? Check out the view count for the last 3 videos, 330k, 85k, 33k, even his normal IG reviews aren't that popular.

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    1. makes sense. It takes no time but since its a highly popular and toyetic franchise... the cash cow says moo. The ad revenue company also says moo.

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    2. That theory actually holds water. Remember that Hunger Games video he made with the deceptive thumbnail which was clearly a tactic to get views? Only 30k in two months, whereas in this case I'm certain kids are just searching for Skylanders videos and seeing his. They're certainly not sticking around for the rest of his shit, so that's telling of how much people care about his "entertainment value."

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    3. It certainly "helps" that Bores now seems to have found something he actually likes.

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  32. And, as October slips away, we have AVGN's prolific output for October 2012, even with a feature film looming on the horizon, to compare to Bores' prolific-for-him-I-think output.

    I of course have produced no video in the past month, so I come in last on all counts. Make your own judgement for first and second place.

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    1. well if your list is gonna include everyone, then you can place 99% of the human race into last place. Keep in mind you're dealing with people who don't even have computers or recording equipment. Ranking lists tend to deal only with a very specific criteria and the limited few who fall into it.

      You don't have to do something to understand why its wrong. Otherwise we can't arrest murderers, because flawed logic suggests we can't dictates the wrongs of murder until we have committed it =) "you can't complain about his creative art because you don't have any creative art" Gotta love those fan boy arguments. If that's the case, then you can't complain about me complaining his creative art because you've never been someone who has complained about a person's creative art while at the same time having no art of your design! =)

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    2. @Mr.Kill Ultra:

      Let's all make crappy 1 second videos. This will make us immune against this argument XD !

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  33. @kiki Halloween is over for me due to day light saving time =)

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  34. Just noticed something: At the bottom of theirategamer.com's home page, there are three ads. Notice anything odd/incompetent about the top one?

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    1. @Harrod
      "Lot of the gaming companies are now looking to make games related to poker. Why not try REAL online poker at CarbonPoker.ag and make cash?"

      Did you try highlighting it?

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    2. Yeah, but why should a visitor to his site have to? Why wouldn't he make the text a different color? Why wouldn't the client demand it?

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    3. I believe we are all missing the point here. Irate gamer is pushing gambling on the impressionable youth. Also why would the ad be in black? Who the fuck is paying him to put that on anyway? No one is stupid enough to click on those links! He's not gonna make money that way!

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  35. I was the talk of the... party I guess, with my costume this Halloween http://vincethephilosopher.deviantart.com/#/d5jp3yy . Not bad for a tube of fake blood and an ace bandage if I do say so myself.

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  36. Hey guys what do you think of whale wars? I'm having a troll fest with these crazy ass guy called info145.

    http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=N5gN0wBRcXA

    His freaking ego must be seen to be believed.
    His comment:
    "An idiot who chooses to live in Afghanistan is calling ME a "lunatic"? HAHA. That's hot.

    Again i'll explain something very simple to you...

    This is YouTube! People come through and view these videos, and will for years. i provide info!"
    My comment back
    "wow you are a racist maniac aren't you? This is youtube and that means people will come and view your comment. Then they will realize just how much of an egotistical pretentious psychopath you really are. Perhaps it is time for a reality check maniac 145, because if you have been reading my profile then you'd notice I'm 108+ years old. Research isn't your strong-suit is it maniac145?"

    I know we're all about the irate gamer and his trolls but I thought it would be fun to mess with the whale wars lunatics =)

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  37. Hey BatDan, did you twitter informant tell you anything from Bores lately? Specifically something regarding Persona 4?

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    1. No, he barely updates his Twitter to begin with. Where did you get the idea he said something about Persona 4?

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    2. Persona 4 Oo ?

      Lol, if he plays this for only an hour or so (like usual), he'll never even reach the first actual battle XD

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    3. Can't say I know what you're talking about either. All I know is that he's supposed to be making a new 80s vid soon.

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    4. Just something I heard from someone, who's hopefully will get me some evidence. Until then, I don't like spreading rumors that may not be true.

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  38. So Chris has reviewed the Ninja Turtle comics; without even mentioning the fact that they were designed as a parody of The X-Men (well New Mutants at least).

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    1. Not just New Mutants, but also Dave Sim's Cerebus, Frank Miller's Ronin, and Miller's run on Daredevil.

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  39. yeah and its only 5 minutes long and its not even worth watching

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  40. I wonder why did Bores thinks cutaway gags are funny. They aren't and, if overused, they get very annoying.

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    1. Because he doesn't know of any other gags?

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    2. That, and because he lacks any sense of humor. And because, to him, his fans are complete imbeciles.

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    3. Because they have been made popular on Family Guy (and to a lesser extent, the Simpsons). Many people find it annoying, but it still has a big fanbase. Ergo...

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  41. Nice blog! First time i saw it, Following!

    Saluti,
    http://rathsedge.blogspot.com/

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