Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The Irate Gamer's Contests Are Still Rigged

*sighs* You know, this post was going to be reserved for the Irate Gamer drinking game. But I'm going to have to postpone that because Bores pulled another insanely stupid stunt with his contests.

The way to enter in one of his many contests is to subscribe to his channel and write "PICK ME" in the comments section. Considering how adamant he is about people being subscribed, it's quite obvious what his true intent is. Still, it seems like every fan gets a fair chance right? WROOOONG!

Last year, IG gave away some Star Trek posters. One of the winners was a kid calling himself Johnny Awesome (because Rotten was taken), he even made a video showing off his "amazing" posters. Does he care they're Star Trek? I don't know, but I do know he only cares that they came from Chris Bores.

Johnny came to my attention when he started posting here about meeting Bores himself. I brushed him off since I didn't care. Earlier this year, Bores went down to Florida to shoot footage for the Haunted Investigators relaunch and, likely forced by his mother, went to visit Johnny. Johnny filmed the meeting while advertising it as the most epic thing ever, even though it was just the two of them standing around awkwardly talking. To be fair, he's a dumb kid and probably thought that was epic. I wonder if his parents know what kind of show the Irate Gamer is, and that it's not exactly suitable for his age.

Last week, Bores did another contest. Giving away one of his t-shirts and mouse pads (flying off the shelves!). Yesterday he announced the winners, one of them happened to be Johnny Awesome... again.

That's right IG fans, you don't get a fair chance after all, and you know why? His mom. LadyBuggin777. She's openly admitted that she picks the winners, and since I've seen some of his other notable fanboys (I won't say names, but you can figure out who they are) win as well, this told me the contests were rigged. The fact that Johnny won again only convinces me further. Considering LadyBuggin was the one that arranged the above mentioned meeting, and going by posts on her channel, she seems to stay in contact with Johnny.

Sounds like there's hidden criteria to the contests after all. Not only do you have be subscribed and write "PICK ME", but you must be 100% loyal to the Irate Gamer (all other reviewers are scum in your eyes) and you must be nice to his mommy. Considering how many actual fans LadyBuggin has pushed away and/or blocked, that's not an easy feat.

Now I know there's going to be some people saying "LadyBuggin isn't real, it's just Chris pretending to be her, pulling a Norman Bates". I used to believe that too. But Eric "Wise Sage" Allen has told me that LadyBuggin is real, and actually has control of IG's account. What reason does he have to lie? Hell, Eric has been openly critical of Chris' work, so he's not 100% "loyal".
Plus, there's a difference in how the two of them type. Chris is reserved and quiet, while LadyBuggin is loud and angry.

This post is calling out both Chris and his mother for pulling this sham on so many fans. This is absolutely deplorable and not how contests should be done. Winners win once, that's a rule you should stick with. Johnny won his posters, he shouldn't be allowed other prizes.
I doubt this will accomplish anything, but it will get the message out that the Irate Gamer's contests are not all they seem. Spread this around.

99 comments:

  1. Couldn't his mom pick a less suspicious winner? This ain't helping their little business.

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  2. It's pretty clear by now that IG's contests are a complete waste of time. Let's move on.

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    1. To where? There's nothing else to do. Batdan has covered everything Irate gamer has done by now!

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  3. Off-Topic, but since other video game based videos get a mention, Doug has recently uploaded several NC reviews originally exclusive to his DVDs.

    One of which is his second video game review, Blues Brothers: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/36724-blues-brothers-video-game-volume-2-dvd-exclusive-a-commentary

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    1. So why is that video in particular relevant?

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    2. I honestly don't know, but it is cool that nostalgic critic is no longer forcing people to pay to get access to those reviews... so uh... yeah what does that have to do with anything. I mean you could already see the videos on youtube well before this.

      (old comment deleted because grammar was shit)

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  4. Bores must be stopped. He can't keep up this charade forever. And especially with all of these contests he pulls out of his ass. And sooner or later, he's FINALLY going to admit the things he did that was wrong.

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  5. Damn so it really is his mom. GODDAMN I don't think southern U.S people need anymore ridicule about higher red neck tendencies in their population!

    P.S I'm not a southern U.S citizen, I'm Canadian but I do not like stereotypes and their high rate of proliferation.

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    1. Actually, if memory serves, Bores lives in Ohio, which isn't really a southern state at all. But yeah, I still can't believe that a guy who fancies himself an Internet celebrity has his MOM defend him on his videos. I have had conversations with her in comments, and dear Lord, the crap she's said...

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    1. Cares about you? Sure! But all the other kids who look up to IG like you do? Nope!

      The time will come where you're actually able to look at evidence you don't like and admit that its correct (or just plain wrong). And if that time doesn't actually come, then you'll be less of a man for it.

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    3. @Johny Exactly. Thanks for proving BatDan right. IG sure does care about hardcore fanboys like you, Karbia and Luke. He, sadly enough, doesn't give a damn about all those people who subbed and participated in his contests. Case closed.

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    4. @KUKEDUKE ouch that's little too harsh to say to a minor, but then again is stupid enough to like Irate gamer (I saw him when I was 12, found out about AVGN and never came back). But don't worry about it, the concept of being a tool and humility are years beyond Johnny boy's age.

      @Johnny boy (the pipes, the pipes, oh)

      I wonder what your parent's would think if they found out you posted comments like the one you just posted.

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    5. @KUKEDUKE
      Looks like somebody saw Dredd.

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    6. @Mr.Kill Ultra
      I called him a tool. I doubt he's going to cry into his pillow over that. Also, if Johnny's going to come on here, deny evidence and act immature, then I will insult him (And, like I said, it's not that big of a deal, I could have called him more scathing things).

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    7. @thehunterx619:

      Just wait 1 or 2 years and we'll see if this will still be your definition of "awesome".

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    9. lol even your insults back are fail! That picture is about as horrible a mimic as Irate gamer is

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    10. Lol what is that even supposed to be?

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    11. It's a combination of the trollface and Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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    12. Seriously, dude. Nice trying to get back at us... I would clap for effort except it didn't work. Besides this only proves that the Irate Gamer is a biased guy who rigs these cheap contests that are only made to get back the subscribers THAT HE IS CONSTANTLY LOSING. I hope you grow up to be such a great man like the Irate Gamer.

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    13. And that children, is what a human being's face looks like after it has been burnt off with a hot frying pan.

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  7. Hey guys remember when I wrote something about how this blog's purpose was to prevent people who don't know better from thinking bores is a legitimate figure and becoming emotionally entangled in the flame wars bores has started?

    Yeah I guess I should change the wording from people who don't know better, to frigging kids who don't better. It's like information age isn't working or something! With all the massive databases of facts and common FUCKING KNOWLEDGE floating on the internet, there's still FUCKING KIDS who know how to use FUCKING COMPUTERS who can't do GODDAMN GOOGLE RESEARCH!

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    1. Sadly, I don't think kids are the kind of people who would do research...

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    2. I was doing essays and science work with the help of the internet well at grade 4 (age 8 or so). Why dem younsters can't use internet for smart things just makes me cry!

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    3. I never used the internet as a kid, in retrospect I am thankful for this, who knows what stupid things I would have done. After all, I'm doing stupid things on the internet now and I'm at Uni.

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  8. I just cannot wait for the day where the Irate Gamer just realizes how much of a failure and waste of space he's become to the internet and just never do anything important again. Seriously, he has been around for over 5 years and HE HASN'T improved EVEN A LITTLE BIT! It is amazing, how this guy is still getting fans. Everything he's producing now adays is just pointless crap. Even during his hated beginnings, he was still a sort of "Guilty Pleasure" personality... now, he is just dull and EVERYBODY IMPORTANT stopped caring about his videos a long time ago. The guy is an asshole and I hope he lives the rest of his life knowing that he was a pointless Youtube celebrity whose 15 (hated and despised) minutes passed a long time ago.

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    1. IG's ego is far too massive for such a day to arrive, and even if it did, he would ignore it and continue doing his shit, so long as he has a fan-base.

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  9. Repost this on all future IG contest videos guys.

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  10. Oh look Bores just uploaded a new review, it's X-Men on the NES...

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    1. How original just like his recent (7 months is recent by irate standards) Silver Surfer review

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    2. I personally found the line "Seeing that I'm on a Marvel roll..." (or something to that effect) hilarious. Sorry Chris but usually 'on a roll' is used to describe activities done in an expedient fashion.

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  11. Scrolling through the comments of the video guess what.
    Ladybuggin777: Wow Christopher! You never fail to amuse me with those Soecial FX. I friggin felt like I was watching a movie! I can't wait to see the continuation. Sure it will be spectacular 5 stars!!! *****
    I think by the time the continuation comes out she will die from old age.
    EDIT: I have seen some hilarious replies to her like Ill be here in 4 years for episode 7

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  12. ru gonna make a blog on his xmen review

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    1. Of course I am. I'm working on it now.

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  13. Just owned Ladybuggin777 on her channel with my newest account I expect to be blocked within the hour because to her I was you know.. Logical.

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  15. I just posted something that Norman Bores would just block on Ladybuggin777's god forsaken channel. I expect to be blocked within the next 30 minutes.

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  16. "The AVGN never mentioned about the fact Night Crawler could walk through walls. The AVGN never showed any of the bosses. The AVGN never EVEN mentioned the secret level. The AVGN never dressed up as the X-Men characters. HOW THE ALMIGHTY F**** DOES THAT MAKE THIS REVIEW THE SAME? IT BLOODY DOESN'T!

    Plus saying "he is covering the same game" is utter stupid. As Tacoman says "Just because he reviewed it, doesn't mean I can't". In fact just watch this YouTube video: watch?v=q2p2Uwc3DtQ"
    - RadioTails (RadioShadow)

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    1. lol fail! Wrong post in the wrong section that doesn't even check to see what accusations we're actually making.

      Lady's and Gentlemen! I give you the average Irate gamer fan!

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  17. Also, how DARE you try to throw the [K-Man] in on this fan situation(who recently shut his YT account down due to a claim/counter-notification struggle with a cult of trolls, not because of inability to handle criticism - he's got way bigger plans than even those of God himself)….! Why the ASS can't you all accept the fact that TheHUNTERX619 [JA] won?!

    In fact, these blogs are so gay....I thought BatDanNight was gonna tell the little Kinderguardians & Lost Boys of Neverland occupying the area to take a walk so he could saunter over to Habermann (Metokur), VesperTheSnake (Victims) & DLAbaoaqu (ICBINAVGN) and suck their fucking cocks - now THAT would have been an Academy-Award-worthy ending…

    And then, right after the Habermann/VTS/DLA suckfest, right before the credits roll, BDN flat-out bricks massively into Vesper's corroded 'Biggie Smalls' mouth, and spreads his semen onto Haberdouche & DL-Abaoacunt, and if that's not enough....SuperMarioKenny1992, MrFirebird467, veryinvalid (aka invalidnickname666), and Mariotehplumber also release their loads all over themselves as they've been secretly beating their pieces off-screen, ending with the sudden resurrection of Ricardo Montalban, DeForest Kelley & James Doohan from the dead, teabagging the eight "Homo-sapiens" following their invigorating cross-ejaculation!

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  18. just forget it i won, (in jigsaw voice) Game over, go home, sign your pink slips and just accept the fact that I WON AND IAM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Kid, I don't think many people (of any) care that you won some posters and a shirt and/or cheapo mousepad. I've won a couple hundred in the lottery before and I didn't go on a blog to brag about it. If Chris is your hero and inspiration you wont make it very far in life. Take that energy you're wasting on making a unoriginal unfunny mamas boy your hero and invest it on something actually beneficial. Focus on school or something beneficial. Not fighting an adults battles for him on a blog that critiques him.

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    2. let me speak to him in his language:

      MAI BOI, Love bombing some dodongos? Irate gamer will make you the biggest face in korridai and then you will die. SO go get some munch munch as your princess is in another castle.

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  19. I swear, those replies made about as much sense as NC17Productions & Game Dude raping Justin Bieber, Carlos Mencia, Rihanna & Nicki Minaj within Central Park in the dead of winter, while listening to Kiss with Alvin & the Chipmunks, singing with allergies and alarm clocks constantly ringing in the background…

    - Attempting to act like "guidance counselors" towards underage bloggers, and failing miserably at it? (*facepalm*)

    - Overused, 'epic-fail' Nintendo & CD-i references much?! (*double facepalm*)

    Also, consider this famous phrase mine & TheHUNTERX619's authoritative reaction: youtu.be/eMe-WzQQcZ4

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    1. Oh whoops my bad, you two were so bad at trolling I thought you guys were being parodies! My bad, we'll go straight back to ignoring you guys.

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    2. never been said better Piter
      And trolls its official u suck

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    3. We aren't trolls... we are guys with common sense. I can't say the same for you guys.

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    4. @thehunter
      So wait, your the trolls and you never stated you weren't so you just said that its official that you two guys suck.

      Are you sure you're not chris bores? He's also not capable of grammar.

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  20. And while we're at it....go straight back to ignoring:

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    1. Oh my god I can't ignore the worst ASCI middle finger ever created.

      Another record scored by the Irate gamer Fandom! Ladies and Gentlemen let's give it to Irate gamer fan Piter!

      FOR THE WORST MANGLED ASCI MIDDLE FINGER EVER MADE!

      http://www.textfiles.com/art/fuckyou.txt
      Enjoy your new plaque!

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    2. Sure thing, Piter. :)

      ...Now, where were we?

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  21. Oh, yes....that's right! And while we're at it, here's what SomeCrapGamer 's ass looks like [after making shitty, epic-fail 3D animations]:
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    And why both Mr.Kill Ultra, Vic Sage, STELLA77 [more like Mr.PurplePills Ultra, DickSage and SMELLA77] & the rest of 'BatDanNight's Human League on Anthrax' should kiss it....'cause not only are they the real trolls here, they OFFICIALLY suck bigger ass than what we're seeing here!

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    1. yes let's all listen to the puppet account made this month.

      I actually can imagine a prono universe in which those actually would be our names.

      Also anthrax is a bacteria not a drug.

      Are you hunterx619?

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    2. Dude, you really suck at trolling. Just stop, right now before you embarrassed your pathetic self even further. Seriously, just stop.

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    3. The reason why he sucks at trolling is because he's a fucking 8 year old kid known as hunterx619 who has no fucking idea what a contest is and no Idea how to format ASCI or make logical arguments. I actually thought he was being a parody of trolls until I realized he was being serious.

      Seriously Hunter, if you don't want people to figure out your alternate accounts you do not agree with the arguments of the alternate accounts especially when its made a nonsensical unreadable argument.

      YOU HONESTLY DON'T THINK SOMEONE CAN TRACK YOUR IP ADDRESS? YOU KNOW JUST TO CHECK YOUR NOT THE SAME FUCKING PEOPLE? RUN YOU STUPID KID! COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION!

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  22. Ladies and gentlemen, meet our new gay Blogspot couple: MKU & Ricky490 (who's unsure of whose side he's supposed to be on)!

    And HELL FUCKIN' NO, I'm not JA [aka X619], nor do I bear any identity of him whatsoever!

    Wrongfully judging individuals (kids, no goddamn less) based on education level, reasoning/logic and/or computer skills? (*facepalm*)

    Sorry, no time to squabble....have fun performing urine-flavored fellatio on each other while being trapped in an escape pod!

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    1. So you admitted that you are a kid. NICE! Hmmm going to sleep early aren't you?

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    2. Wow you are X619 aren't you? I didn't say you were JA and I only said that because you were acting like a kid.

      Now I realize you are a kid, you haven't gotten a full degree of education. Empathy and humility have yet to grow into you and you lack areas of logic and rely on long far fetched nonsensical metaphors. Seriously your attempt to run away is pathetic too. Let's just translate your post.

      "Holy shit I've been found out. Well I'm definitely not who you say I am. Bye! Oh and here's some shit I made up at the last moment that somehow owns you even though on Earth there are no escape pods. Did I mention I live on mars because I have a hyperactive imagination?"

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    3. Who agrees that this following song should be Mr.Kill Ultra's entrance theme for WWE and/or UFC?

      youtu.be/6GggY4TEYbk

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    4. Dude. Your just all kinds of angry aren't you? Mom didn't hug you enough or too much. Sounds like to me your still on the tit. And what's with all the homophobic references? Trying to cover something up that happened to you at summer camp last year? Something you want to tell the group sweetheart? Might make you feel better.

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    5. @ rodney
      Stop trying to tell him to form proper arguments! Its so much easier for me to prove my point when all he does is call me a gay fag. If he actually starts addressing and countering my points, might have an aneurysm and he can sue us for that!

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  23. Gread post as always Batdan. Never really posted on this site, but I've been a long time follower. I'm trying to actually see where Chris is coming from, and I can't. Obviously, there's egotism on a grand scale. You can tell that from him playing all of the parts. But he is also trying to alienate all assitance and constructive critisim. It is possible that he suffers from type of Disassociation disorder. It's like he lives in his own little world with mom. Kinda creepy. Keep it up dude. You bringing this hack to a blog so we don't have to suffer through one of his abortions he calls reviews is a favor to mankind. You doin' God's work son!

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  24. I hope Hardin, Schroy, Ricky490, Blade, MKU, starofjustice, Random Man, Shaolin Dave, Sega304, The Fedora'd Samurai, PanicPagoda, thecruiser8490, fattoler, Raccoonman900 & VinceThePhilosopher end up sucking on...


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    while snorting on a lifetime supply of crack-cocaine, shoving a portion of it up their sadomasochistic asses, and listening to the following song non-stop:

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    1. Is that Samus Aran powerballing across the floor while a Metroid floats over top? Is that an ork weird boy tower?
      http://wargamingworkshop.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/epic-ork-bm-blitz-1.jpg?w=900&h=408
      So wait a second, you hope we all get a life-time of cocaine which we can sell? Wait a second, life-time as in its legal?
      Freakin sweet.

      Best of luck to you Piter, hope you actually learn to read and hopefully learn to type meaningful paragraphs that don't rely on images or video substitutes.

      P.S The more and more you do this, the more and more you justify the existence of this blog.

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    2. Man. You are all about a penis aren't you? You literally have to see one even when you post here? Sad bro. Real sad that you can't be true to yourself and just admit that you like dick. No one here will judge you. It's ok. Just admit that you saw one in the shower and you got a little confused and feeling funny.

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  26. By "CRACK-COCAINE": Deadly crack-cocaine, laced with alien semen, animal jizz....not to mention digoxin, sodium cyanide, batrachotoxin & even worse still - HYDROGEN FUCKING PEROXIDE!

    Also, "justify[ing] the existence of this blog"? HA!!

    P.S. NOT ONLY was that a dismembered ASCII PENIS (which I assure you isn't SHITTY or MANGLED for whatever reason), that is what everybody's will look like unless this blog comes to a screeching yet eternal halt.

    And for the record, I don't think Rolfe & Walker (not to mention Habermann, DLAbaoaqu and/or DJCuellRebirth) will appreciate the fact that you suck their cocks nonstop (while listening to Linda Perry, Hanson, Tomboy & Justin Bieber) everyday....

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    1. you don't need to add the ing to justifying to make the sentence work dumbass!

      Try and try as piter wants, he can't make a decent point as to why this blog doesn't deserve to exist. But he is a well intentioned extremist. Irate gamer spreads nothing but hate and hate corrupts. If we absorb too much hate our penis will be as mangled as Piter's is. After all he had to base that ASCI off something and he admits that its not mangled from his point of view. Clearly that means that his penis is naturally mangled from the frothing hate that embodies him.

      P.S hydrogen peroxide is a wound cleaning agent you idiot and it does get used in cocaine (to clean the fucking drugs those drug peddlers are too corrupt to make properly and safely). Good lord you aren't good at this are you?

      P.P.S deleted your comment but then posted the same one again? getting cold feet aren't you?

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  27. Ladies and gents, Mr.Kill Ultra, our "JACKASS CONTRADICTIVE HYPOCRITE FAGGOT OF THE MONTH"!

    (PS - I meant to add another substance instead.....maybe "VOMITED HEDGEHOG-POISON SHIT, diluted in MUSHY, GREEN, PARTIALLY UNDIGESTED ROID-INFESTED COWSHIT"!)

    And for the record - PPS? WTF, retard....It's PSS!! (*facepalm*) Now who's getting cold FUCKING feet?!

    Oh, one other thing: I'd rather walk up to an ASS, and to plant my ASS up against the ASS of the ASS and let that ASS take a shit up my ASS than read this steaming, sub-par, ASSY-McGEE-inspired bullfuck of ASS ever again.

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    1. Piter's posting record
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      The P.P.S was an attempt to check if you really are that stupid to focus on only the things you can actually understand and talk about without feeling like an idiot. Unfortunately while you understood what Post script means, you did not understand the expression cold feet which means to back out of something.

      If do prefer a domesticated animal to insert poop into your intestinal system, then why haven't you done that yet? would be a lot easier than making yourself look stupid. Batdan can trace IP addresses since he owns this blog...

      See you tomorrow Piter!

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    2. Then why do you keep coming back here? Again, you're gay and angry, we all get it. You can move on, leaving glitter and sugar-trails where ever you heart desires.

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    3. actually I think he did leave, he usually posts on a day per day basis, he didn't post yesterday so...

      He's probably gonna post today since it takes him roughly 24 hrs to write good sentence and come up with nonsensical metaphors that involve celebrities and naming dropping people who have posted on this blog.

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    4. Thought I was gonna "give [this] up"?
      Thought I was gonna "let [this] down"?
      Thought I was gonna "run around and desert [this blog]"?

      I get money, bitches! I'm the biggest pimp in the entire motherfuckin' universe...Starfleet ain't got nothin' on me, cracker-ass crackers!

      As for BDN, MKU, RH & TTB88...they can all get married to Mr. Deez! PS - Chris Bores, James Rolfe & Doug Walker should all join forces...if anyone disagrees, hope to see your asses at a local club, dancing non-stop in drag [a la a Rocky Horror Picture Show / KISS hybrid] to a rockabilly-techno remix to the following jingle:

      youtu.be/VohGOIfApB0

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    5. So wait, your like this blog? I mean I thought you said it didn't deserve to exist... now you don't want to desert it? Quoting a song doesn't exactly communicate well... are you a Junkion?

      Starfleet doesn't exist, please address reality.

      Yes it would be cool if James and Doug and Chris would work together to get make a really cool movie. But the problem is that Chris isn't exactly a man of talent or good publicity. There's also many creative differences (i.e which Doug Walker persona? Nostalgic critic who is retired, Chester A bum or ask that guy?). Would be Freak'IN awesome though. In fact I think this comment of yours is really good and shows improvement in communicative skills. Inserting pop culture references does little to make a message or opinion clear unfortunately...

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    6. And he's dead yet again...

      RIP:
      Piter N. DeVries-Takei
      October 2012-October 2012
      Killed by autism
      Although some of us thought he was hunterx619, it doesn't change the fact that he's dead. His inability to properly communicate complex sentences made him a person whose charm was equivalent to Chris Weston Chandler or even the great man Chris Bores himself. He was the pimp of the universe and many had hoped he would die sucking galactic sized masses, but instead he had died from extreme levels of autism. His death inspired many people with autism to talk properly and express their opinions in coherent sentences. He was a great woman who had the amazing power to distort ASCI drawings. And now he's dead. In piter's fashion I put one last tribute in his name.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09vVF-Hvykg I believe JC says it the best!

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    7. so because he wasn't very good at writing decent posts he automatically has autism? i find that a little offensive seeing as how i have autism myself and not all autistics fail at writing (although some like cwc do) and neither are all people who fail at writing autistic.

      not trying to defend him - he pissed me off too - but immediately calling him autistic is a little insulting.

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    8. @Polymetric Sesquialtera
      The problem is not they he can't type or that he can't spell or do proper grammar. It's that he demonstrates traits of autism in that he can't actually describe what he's trying to do but instead must link to youtube videos or use fictional insults that would only be offensive in-universe. Autism is a simple lack of social skills and can be overcome. People with autism are capable of using their imagination in places where most people would not dare. Piter, name dropping starfleet and escape pods (among other things) demonstrates a strong degree of autism. To him/her, these are insults.

      Autism is an umbrella term for a lack of social skills. I came up with the idea when I read about chris weston chandler on his personally dedicated blog. Piter's mannerisms are very similar to way Chandler talks.

      P.S oh so now the reply button works! >=(

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    9. Using common social side effects as "umbrella terms", much like that Habermann fag from Metokur? (PS - FUSTILARIANfilms is FUCKING DEAD) HA!

      Polymetric Sesquialtera FTW! MKU & BDN FTMFL!

      Also, comparing me to Chris-chan in an attempt to prove how equally I suck at life as he does, if maybe more?! *facepalm*

      Goes to show pathetic R-tards like these "FTL victims" how much THEY SUCK ASS AT LIFE! 'Cause the whole world hates them; they're going to FUCKING hell; and most importantly....they should LIVE WITH IT! It's official...GAME OVER! (AVGN & Shao Kahn 4 life)

      Now to BDN, MKU and their 'butt-buddies': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NfG0vDdRo (Skip to 7:23)

      And while you're at it, get stranded in Antarctica already and perform Keith Apicary's victory dance to the following song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

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    10. Yay he's back! And with all the hilariously bad insults =)

      We didn't say you suck as much as chris-chan that's fundamentally impossible dude. Unless you can prove that not only are you criminally insane but are unrepentant and lazy then maybe you'd suck as much as or even more than chris weston chandler. But so far its actually pretty amusing what you're writing. It's like you wanna parody trolls without actually being blatant about it. It's just so good, please write more of this!

      Now onto the obligatory deconstruction.

      "FUSTILARIANfilms is FUCKING DEAD"
      Who....? exactly!

      What the hell is a faster than light victim?

      You can post youtube videos with the time section intact FYI.

      You've pretty much deviated so far off topic it no longer makes any sense why you hate us. Its so funny. I can't stop laughing. The wait was totally worth it! =)

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    11. Oh noes piter got dead again!!!!!!

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    12. Also you didn't put right time stamp on the video about battle-toads it still includes rare before the pointless hate fueled sentence about a game I've beaten (using save state) about a dozen times. Seriously guys, most games are just hard and maybe unplayably so, just use a fucking level select code! hell stage 3 is easy compared to later levels... just saying you should use your brain while you still have it.

      Sadly it seems piter has lost his brain and by extension his life. His lost will be missed and special preparations will be made for the funerary services for a deceased individual who is 0.5cm despite chronic Priapism with multiple rotting sections in the cerebellum due to lack of use.
      R.I.P piter

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  28. A question about Eric Allen u said hes not 100 percent loyal to chris so does he not like chris's show

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    1. I say he's not 100% loyal because he doesn't like every episode.
      100% loyal is someone that likes his videos no matter what. Eric has been openly critical about some of IG's videos.

      By the way, it's been over a year since RoboCop Part 2, the last time Wise Sage has shown up (for all of one line). I'm starting to suspect my jokes about Eric getting written out are starting to come true. We'll see.

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  29. It seems all piter wanted to do was own some haters and demonstrate his ASCII skills. Its a shame he died before he managed that. tonight at 11 we tell the story of a person so sympathetic, you couldn't hate him. Be sure to click the ASCII like button to help support our show.
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  30. It's official, douchebags - I'm back! Quoting the greatest band on earth - "Just like the phoenix, I'll fucking rise again! / That's right the phoenix, I'll rise again!" Also, if and when this show gets produced and streamed....I won't be around long enough to see it, and in the next 15 years, I hope it gets 1,000,000,000,000 dislikes!


    @Mr.Kill Ultra (more like "Mr. Hentai-Quill Bullshit-ra")

    Quick clarifications - "faster than light victim?" Oh, myyy!! (*facepalm*)

    FTL - For the loss (which quite clearly sums up this entire forum)! Now who's lost their goddamn brains?! XD And about that link I've provided, ignore 'As for Rare'!

    As for beating Battletoads.....I'd think twice about mentioning save states after viewing this vid: youtu.be/VnU7GzXWWzk

    PS - @BatDanNight (more like "FagDanShite")....if you so much mention [the K-Man] one more time in another fucking Fan Art update post, I'll drown your ass in the goddamn Mediterranean Sea while you and FlameofSpirt (YouTube) aka flamemario12 (deviantArt) - another flameworthy schmuck - toss Jaws' (the LJN version) salad!

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    1. Sorry man 'for the loss' victims isn't as cool.

      As for mentioning save states, its not really bad to use them since I'm playing for my own entertainment and am not actually recording or trying to show others the game.

      This isn't a forum.

      As for the show... haven't you ever heard of mister rogers?

      This one wasn't as funny as the other ones. You sure you haven't been sandpapering your genitals as hard as you used to when you when met Irate gamer in person?

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    2. Just checked his pulse. It looks like he's dead again.

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    3. But like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Piter will always be flaming.

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