Friday, April 26, 2013

Will There Be No Justice for Injustice? It's IG, What Do You Expect?

You know, after watching a 2 and a half hour video of DarkSydePhil painfully fumble his way through Metal Gear Solid 3, I realized something. This is exactly how Bores would do a blind Let’s Play. He’d blame the game for his own faults, he’d crack jokes non-stop, and he would act like a child. Good thing Bores hasn’t discovered Let’s Plays, otherwise we’d get a crap-ton of Minecraft videos, or whatever the big popular game is right now.

Anywho, new video. His first Neo video since January. Injustice: Gods Among Us. Huh, funny how we all predicted he’d do this one. I thought it wouldn’t be for another few months considering how long he takes. But he managed to get it out within a fortnight of release. Let’s see how much of the game he actually played.

0:06 - 0:15: IG begins the video claiming he got a lot of requests to review it. Uh huh, yeah I’m sure. It’s not like you’re predictable considering how often you gush about Mortal Kombat and that you’re a self-proclaimed DC fanboy, and this a DC fighting game from Netherrealm Studios, the people behind the latest MK. No no, it was the fans.
He holds up the box, then throws it. DON’T DO THAT! Stop treating your games like props! You never show respect to your games!

0:16 - 0:41: He starts up saying this new “brawling” game is from the creators of the MK reboot. Care to say the studio’s name?
He brings up that it has all our DC Comics characters, and some “not-so-favorites”. He has Raven on screen when he mentions this. What’s wrong with Raven? Do you not like the Teen Titans? Because I know a few people that will kick your ass with words.
Then he goes to characters that he doesn’t recognize. So you’re a “big comic book fan” and you claim there’s characters you can’t recognize. I’m looking at the roster and there’s no obscure characters. I don’t see crap like Brother Power of the Geek, Captain Carrot, or the rapist version of Doctor Light.
The footage is on Killer Frost, then it cuts to IG wondering who that is. Then… *sighs* Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons appears and tells him she’s a Firestorm villain. Ugh, was that needed? Yes yes, comic books but if Chris is claiming to be a big comic book fan going by his movie lists, then he should try to act the part. Not do a stupid bit with a Simpsons character.

By the way, I love how one of the only comments (GotGame) calls it a “Matt Groening cameo”. That’s funny, I always thought CBG was played by Hank Azaria.

0:42 - 1:33: Characters are awesome, they come out swinging, they do cool things…
“Once a character hits their limit break” Again Chris, this isn’t Final Fantasy. It’s called a special, or a super move. Not a “limit break”. Learn your fucking terminology.
He mentions that some specials like Harley Quinn’s (you’re saying it wrong) aren’t that cool, and that some specials like The Flash’s make you wonder why the others aren’t this cool. Because Harley doesn’t have any superpowers, and the Flash is the fastest man alive. She’s kind of limited to what she can do, she’s not going to reenact the finale to the JLU episode “Divided We Fall” and run around the world to deliver a megaton punch.
After showing The Flash doing that, IG yells “Shazam” and gets hit by lightning. As if he wasn’t enough of a Mary Sue, he now has the powers of Shazam, that’s great. Oh wait, it was a joke because he didn’t get up. ………….
“Who know Aquaman was so powerful?” Anyone that read the comics? He rules the oceans, commands every fish in the sea, including sharks! He has super strength and durability. This perception of Aquaman being crap is only enforced by shitty comedy writers (E.G. Family Guy and Robot Chicken).

1:34 - 2:20: IG moves on to the story. He found it enjoyable and he managed to power through within two days. Wait, he actually beat it?
He claims that’s “rare” because he likes to … play a little at a time and… savor it like a … fine…wine. BULL! SHIT! Savor like a fine wine, give me a damn break. There’s so many games you’ve played for IG Neo that you only played for one or two hours, and then decide” Yup, that’s good enough”. That’s not “savoring”, that’s being lazy! That almost sounded like a response to the critics calling him out for not beating every game he reviews. Hey moron, ever consider that you’re exempt from not beating shitty NES games because of bad design? You don’t have that luxury with modern games, even if the controls are busted you have endless checkpoints and places to save, games these days love to hold your damn hand.
See, this is why Bores will never do things like Let’s Plays or livestreams, he’s laaaazy! That and a livestream chat would be trolled soooo hard.

Oh wait, this was all setting up a joke. Of course it was… IG is in a suit, holding a glass of wine and some flower saying that they’re “very cultured”, and then he drops his flower and yells “shit!” Hypocritical humor, because he just said he was cultured…

He summarizes the story and that DC fans will love this game (as it cuts to IG reading a Green Lantern TPB and wearing a Batman shirt shouting “Wooo”) and… Marvel fans will be jealous that they don’t have this “epic game” (cutting to IG reading an X-Men TPB and looking angry). Why did you bring up the Marvel fans? There was no reason to bring up the Marvel fans.
I love how he isn’t even wearing a Marvel related t-shirt. Couldn’t fully to the bit, now that’s sad.

2:21 - 2:50: He mentions Easter Eggs, like Hal Jordan being a Yellow Lantern (not an Easter Egg, it’s plot related) and then mentions they got Kevin Conroy to voice Batman (this surprises you?) and George Newbern as Superman from the “iconic cartoon series”. Actually, Newbern was Superman in Justice League and JLU. Tim Daly was Superman in The Animated Series. But that little research probably took away from your busy job of………….

2:51 - 3:34: IG then moves onto the negatives. And he says he can’t find any. Figures… because actually being critical is for neeeeerds.
Oh but he has stupid nitpicks. He found Wonder Woman’s breasts distracting since they were trying to go for “realism”. At least Power Girl isn’t the game… and you played MK9 you should have expected buxom women.
He also didn’t like that all you get for beating story mode is a new costume for Superman. What were you expecting? It’s a fighting game, the rewards aren’t going to be that amazing. It’s not like an RPG with New Game Plus that allows you to take all your stats into a new game and allow you to punish everything that gave you trouble at the start.
Oh and another lame Comic Book Guy bit. Whatever…
He mentions that the game will have DLC so if you’re hoping for Booster Gold or Blue Beetle, you might get it. Then it cuts to IG dressed as the leader of the Booster Gold fan club, he’s wearing a wig and an Injustice shirt. Why not a Booster Gold shirt? Then it transitions to IG saying “God help us all” and putting his hand on his face. What’s that expression meant to be? He’s such a bad actor it’s hard to tell.
There’s a 1% chance he’s right though, the only DLC character we know of is Lobo. But we’ll see what happens.

The video ends with his usual final verdict. He liked it. … Weak. At least there was no lame joke.

This review was… eeeeeeeeeeeeh. Certainly not the worst, but by no means good. As usual, no mention of online or even the controls for that matter. Just the story mode and some other things that really don’t matter in the overall scheme of things. Plus the lame lame Comic Book Guy bits. At least the Fall of Cybertron review had a character from Transformers, even though he’s just leftover from a pointless bit in his regular show. Why was he there? Because comic books? That’s a flimsy excuse.
I’ll give him credit for not mentioning he played this at E3. I guess he does listen, despite his mother’s abrasive insults.

I'll also give him credit for not wondering where the fatalities are. Anyone that asked that was stupid, and I'm not just talking about Bores.

Speaking of E3, I’m looking at the stuff he covered last year. I’m surprised he didn’t review God of War Ascension, unless he’s going to be late to that one. Star Trek just came out to pretty negative reviews. But I get the feeling he’ll give it a positive one because “Star Trek” and “gwaphics” (even though the game doesn’t really look that good).
This year’s E3? June 11th-13th. So the 3-4 weeks following that will be all boring E3 videos of info we could have gotten in five minutes through a Google search.

307 comments:

  1. How do you do a game review without mentioning controls at all?

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    1. Watch an Angry Joe review, simple as that

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  2. I was pissed off that Bore brings up Raven when he mentions DC characters that are 'not-so-favorites'. Screw you. Raven is awesome. Also, is it just me or does everytime Bores reviews a fighting game, he would always say that the 'not-so-favorite' character is a female? I mean in MVC3, he didn't like Storm and now he doesn't like Raven in Injustice.

    By the way, I believe Bores say he didn't know Aquaman was awesome because he probably watched Hanna Barbera's Superfriends/Super Powers Team show, a 70's-80's cartoon that was heavily blamed by the DC fanbase for its poor portrayal of Aquaman, being a useless member of the Justice League. Another evidence that Bores is more of a TV junkie than a video gamer.

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    1. It's unsurprisingly that Irate gamer didn't like Raven and Storm. Given the fact that he doesn't like female. Speaking of that, why does Irate Gamer dislike female?
      In fact, if he ever talked about MLP:FiM, he probably will says he don't like it.

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    2. Funny he hates female but his biggest supporter is his mommy.

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  3. Hey wasn't ladybuggin inactive during the time it took him to make this review?

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    1. Was "she" now? Tch, more evidence on the pile. I'm really looking forward to the day he outs himself, or someone else outs him.

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  4. Yep.
    She must've been "out of town" again like she was when Chris was making his GI Joe review.

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    1. Hey guys does anyone have this comment saved on email? I forgot to subscribe so I missed his brilliant commentary.

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    2. Sadly no. You'd think Ben would have left after his amazing "victory".

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    4. I'm am now fully convinced that he gave us real evidence considering how much of an immature idiot he is. His attempt to prove that he faked the evidence was something a grade 3 student could do on Microsoft paint. Faking facebook and youtube comments is much harder.

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    5. Gotta give him credit, atleast he's smart enough to delete his own comments since he knows we'd tear him apart otherwise.

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    6. "Hey guys does anyone have this comment saved on email? I forgot to subscribe so I missed his brilliant commentary."

      I could be wrong, but I think Ben Wagner asked what we thought of Asalieri or something (I hope I spelled that name right).

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  6. This game seems to be waaay too Batman-focused. I probably won't play it, since I find fighting games to be too similar to each other, but it's like how there are too many Batman cartoons and games in existence, compared to other DC heroes. I'd like more stuff on Captain Marvel (that is the only name I will use), even as I know that's unlikely.

    I found Killer Frost to be an obscure character. If I didn't read Crisis on Infinite Earths, I'd never know her. I will admit I have no idea how popular Firestorm is.

    I find it funny that, in one paragraph, BatDanNight says that NES games have poor design and ,in the same paragraph, says modern games hold your hand too much. I can't tell if he prefers the old approach or the modern one.

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    1. What I think he meant was that a lot of nes games had fake difficulty while a lot of modern games dumb things down.

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    2. I think Batdan just meant that its not okay to not beat a modern game before reviewing it since it'll take you about 8 hours on average. Batdan didn't make any comments or use connotative words when describe modern gaming systems. That said I hope he tells us what he thinks of modern conveniences.

      Killer Frost has appeared on Justice League the show and Justice league unlimited.

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    3. BatDan said that modern games hold your hand. That is a derogatory term nostalgic gamers use for modern games.

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    4. "That is a derogatory term"
      Whoops. Reading, apparently I didn't do it.

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    5. A lot of hardcore game snobs use the term 'hand-holding' as a handwave, along with 'haters gotta hate' or calling something's critics 'entitled.' I don't believe Batdan was doing that. I think the point he was making was that there's a wealth of difference between a game with fiat difficulty created by glitches, poor mechanics, unnecessary or inconsistent control limitations, or unfair amounts of restarting and backtracking without progress, and games that have genuine challenge by design (e.g. Dark Souls). A lot of more recent games overcompensate on safety nets for the player, to the point that many games almost make it impossible to fail. I don't want to go back to the days where only about 15% of games were capable of being completed by all but the most ardent and determined of gamers, nor do I want to see blatant flaws ignored because of the invalid "if they can't work around them, they're not real gamers" defense. But I do want to be tested and be made to sweat for my platinum trophy or whatever. I think most real gamers would agree with that, the people who insist that games are basically left unfinished because they're too hardcore or too biased towards the series to accept the sometimes profound benefit of alteration are just as fake in my view as people like Bores who whinge or throw their toys out because a game isn't easy enough.

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  7. I get the feeling that with the fanbase Teen Titans has (especially with Teen Titans Go out), people are going to tear into him for not liking Raven like when he panned Tekken 6 and praised Ninja Gaiden III. I agree that the perception that Aquaman is useless needs to die, especially with how strong the Justice League and Young Justice versions are. Heck, Linkara took a long chunk out of one of his reviews to take a stab at how people won't let the Superfriends Aquaman go! Anyway, even if the Star Trek game is a disappointment, I think I'll just rent it to see what it's like. So, looks like I was wrong about an Irate the 80s being next. I imagine he's going to rush out a review of Iron Man 3 and not once refer to Colonel James "Rhodey" Rhodes by name, or even his actor, Don Cheadle (who replaced Terrence Howard after Howard demanded more money). See you around, Dan.

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    1. Sometimes, I feel that some modern portrayals of Aquaman overcompensate for the perception of Aquaman. As if a guy as powerful as Wonder Woman (or thereabouts) needs justification. You could call him overspecialized, since many writers and readers find underwater stories boring, but not weak.

      Namor the Submariner doesn't get the same public perception, whether because of his anti-villain status, lack of Superfriends equivalent, or general comparative obscurity.

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  8. I must admit Kevin Conroy voicing Batman did surprise me as he said he retired the character after Arkham City. But hopefully that means hell return for Arkham Origins later this year too.

    But I didn't think the review was too bad, there was certainly more effort put into the review than past neo episodes. And comic knowledge, he's obviously no Linkara or Hellsing920.

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    1. It's definitely not one of his worst, it's just really unremarkable. That's one of Chris' biggest issues at the moment (besides the insufferable Family Guy like jokes). His reviews are either really bad or just plain dull. He has very little in the way of depth.

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    2. Actually, only Mark Hamill said he was retiring after Arkham City. Kevin Conroy said nothing of the sort.

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    3. Didn't he say that he would voice the Joker if it was The Killing Joke?

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  9. Hi Guys,

    I have been a follower of this blog since 2010, and I have decided to start commenting. I never liked Bores and his work. Also, his fans were and still are fanatic. I have just seen so much in-justice (Pun Intended) on his side. With that said, I hope I am welcome. And I will talk to you guys later.

    -Martin

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    1. if you want to see me (and help me) kick the ass of one of his biggest fanboys, follow my blog

      http://ccpostsyoureply.blogspot.com/

      you won't be disappointed.

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    2. That's great! How can I help? I am following the blog.

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    3. You can help by reply to all his responses in the comment section and debunk him. (be warned though, he's gonna try so hard to debunk your reply, so be prepared)

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    4. *replying* (inb4 CC says I have no brain because of one typo)

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    5. It looks like I'm late to the party, but welcome all the same! You're not a double agent, are you? Heh... anyway, have fun!

      And Dyna, sounds like you've been faced with #4 on Cracked's Internet Argument Techniques: If your opponent's response is so good you have no chance of making a comeback, just focus on any punctuation or grammar errors they've made. That'll show them!

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    6. Not the only one they use buggin uses the pity one all the time.

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  10. Hey Sovereign64, I noticed that Chotetsumaru has favourited one of your fanart on Deviantart despite the fact that he hates you like most peoples even if they only did commentary on his video.

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    1. Umm, he didn't. I have looked at my DA account and I didn't see Chotetsumaru favoriting any of my artwork.

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    2. You can check your "Characters In My Mind" image.

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    3. O_O Wow, he did favorited it.I didn't noticed that until now. XD Don't mind though because now looking back at that deviation, most of my drawings were kinda crappy. ^^; My art has since improved then.

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  11. Okay just in case anyone that cares didn't see I will not be doing an lp of jet force gemini but what was planned after I would have finished it will still happen.

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  12. LadyBuggin777 posted bullshit:

    "More diarrhea of words and constipation of logic from the IG Sucks bloggers. Will wonders never cease? ha ~"

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    1. LadyBuggin777 sure likes to talk about IG sucks Blog, doesn't she?

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    2. She tried to get back at us by saying that we are crying that our mothers don't coddle us. Of course that last bit has some slight paraphrasing on my part.

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    3. Isn't it strange that she starts commenting again after the short period it takes Chris to half-ass a review?

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    4. The weird thing is a certain nuclear reactor was also inactive at that time. Of course he's back and is going critical.

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    5. Lady says WE have a constipation of logic?
      I'll be right back....
      *walks into room and laughs until tears stream down my eyes*
      *walks back*
      Oh man she is delusional! I guess that's gonna be her only rebuttal. When she can't defend herself or her son she just starts spewing garbage.

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    6. For a person who claims AVGN has too many poop jokes "she" sure makes a lot of references to fecal matter in her comments.

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    7. She never says anything else in her comments besides this blog. Geez, this mother has mental issues...

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    8. She honestly seems like a teenager who's only just discovered the internet. Her tactics of spewing meaningless insults while claiming she's not bothered by the people she's attacking, blocking or harassing anyone with an opinion that doesn't match hers 100%, and using multiple different aliases to make herself look more popular than she is, is the sort of crap I used to do when I was about 14-15 and didn't have much else going on in my life. I suspect a lot of others here probably did that in our hormonal years. Mrs Bores doesn't have that excuse and, assuming it really is her, she's setting an absolutely appalling example for her son. No wonder he's so fucked up, you can always find clues in the way they're raised.

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  13. Did a post about the bonus parts about KY's Shindaiohmaru that I can't bring it to my commentary on my blog.

    http://chronicleofkariayuan.blogspot.com/2013/04/lets-endure-shindaiohmaru-extra.html

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  14. I've decided to reply to one of Norman Bore's comments on his other channel (Since I'm blocked on it...)!
    "@fwank" It just makes them cry because their own mom would say the hell with them, let the hater trolls eat em up alive! :D"
    My mother wouldn't give a damn about hating Norman Bores. And why would we eat our own mothers? Holy shit are you seriously suggesting us to commit patricide? I don't hate my parents that much, thank you very much, Norman Bores. And please, stop with the smileys. They don't make that message any better.

    Disclaimer: Apologies if this is way too extreme and insensitive. @Bores I know you're going to be using this against us, so have fun mangling up my words to be even more hateful!

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  15. I will admit I was dissapointed at only getting a costume for beating the storyline. However, I mostly was hoping for a secret character like fighters used to do. Heck, that was one of my disappointments when I got Tekken 6. Ah well, might be my nostalgia of playing arcade fighters and finding all of their secrets. Ugh, I just agreed with Bores. Must...wash..away..the sin...

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  16. His name is not "Shazam", it's "Captain Marvel".(Not to be confused with the Marvel Captain Marvel)
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IAmNotShazam

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    1. Actually, DC has officially changed his name to Shazam for the New 52. They got tired of all the legal battles with Marvel.

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    2. As a bit of a comic book fanboy, it's pretty understandable. You've got Captain Marvel, owned by Marvel, and then you've got Captain Marvel which isn't owned by Marvel, but is owned by DC, and isn't Captain Marvel from Marvel but is in fact Captain Marvel from before Marvel comics was called Marvel and... yeah, let's just call it all off and call him Shazam instead :D

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    3. Cue Marvel renaming themselves to Shazam

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  17. Lady Buggin and MrBenwagner, are having a pow wow about Amish food and people. MrBenwagner said something about his wife, god only knows what she looks like. Or if he is just lying, I would not be surprised. CC is bitching out about Jdup, nothing new there.

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  18. I just wanted to say that Comic Book Guy actually sounded like him, not just the typical deep voice that Bores does. Did he do the voice, or was it lifted directly off a Simpsons episode? Unless he hired someone to do the voice and forgot to credit them.

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    1. Or maybe he used Audacity or another sound-editing program to make it closer to the character. He has all that video editing shit on his computer, it would make sense to have something for the audio as well.

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    2. Though that makes one wonder why he never does that for any of his other characters.

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  19. I think Joe Hladnik is Lady Buggin, MrBenwagner, Fwank and many others.

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  20. LadyBuggin777 says the darndest things:

    "The IG Sucks blog should get the years award for the most boring blog ever. All they talk about is you, Joe, and me, not to mention believing everything Dynamite Ninja posts. Talk about gullible, they take the cake. Oh by the way, now their big dilema is where I went to, for a couple of days, while Chritopher was working on his reviews. How exciting to blog about that little tidbit from my social calendar ~ lol .... Losers with a capital L ... lmao ~"

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    1. Buggin I'm just going to say this you, your son, and the people who will blindly attack people with actually constructive criticism are absolutely pitiful human beings.

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    2. Been a while since I've done something like this, but I'm bored, so time for an analysis!

      "The IG Sucks blog should get the years award for the most boring blog ever."

      Ah, subjective statements. That's a great way to start off your wall of text.

      "All they talk about is you, Joe, and me, not to mention believing everything Dynamite Ninja posts. Talk about gullible, they take the cake."

      I'm not sure what Norman Bores means by "you". BatDan? When do we ever talk about BatDan? You know, unless he directly adds to the conversation, in which case people reply to him like they would any other commenter... eh, whatever.

      As for you and Mr. Hladnik? Sure, if the topic comes up, you might be touched upon, but maybe if you actually looked at the comments through normal eyes as opposed to your crazy vision you'd notice you aren't brought up as often as you seem to think.

      And what's this about Dynamite? As far as I know, all he does is copy and paste (with no alterations, natch) your rambling insanity here for those of us who don't want to bother visiting your "utube" page. Are you implying he's altering your statements in some way?

      "Oh by the way, now their big dilema is where I went to, for a couple of days, while Chritopher was working on his reviews. How exciting to blog about that little tidbit from my social calendar ~ lol ...."

      And by "big dilemma", I mean the topic was mentioned briefly before people forgot about it. Yeah, really big, exciting dilemma there, Norman Bores. And good job misspelling your own name. In fact, maybe I'll start typing it like that from now on, just to spite you.

      "Losers with a capital L ... lmao ~"

      And so you end your rambling wall of text with yet another subjective statement. I dunno, this could easily be applied to a person who pretends to be his own mother to try and "own" his detractors. Oh wait...

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    3. Here's what buggin had to say about my comment. Michanon Wrote: Ladybuggin, Chris, and anyone that criticize's us are pitiful human beings. LOL how ironic and he says this on a blog DEVOTED to criticizing Christopher, Ladybuggin, and ANYONE who happens to like IG. Just the title, " IG Sucks," you would think, is a dead give away to Michanon. LMAO ~ What a moron :)~

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    4. Michanon Wrote: Ladybuggin, Chris, and anyone that criticize's us are pitiful human beings.

      Wow that wasn't even what you wrote... I didn't think they'd take quote mining this far.

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    5. Well, we did mentioned about Karbia Yuan too. Has Ladybuggin forgotten about him?

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  21. Did he delete the video? I can't find it anywhere.

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  22. Wait a second if bores has a crew and he doesn't credit them at all in helping him make said video what exactly would that entail?

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  23. LadyBuggin777 posted several comments:

    1. "Poor skyrunner14, I hit a nerve ... lol .... your rage is amusing :D"

    2. "See I told you I was the most entertainment they get all year round. Dynamite Ninja, Michanon and skyrunner14 are blogging their little fingers to the bone over my comment to Constantine, as I type. Hilarious, that shiz is funny, I don't care who you are ~"

    3a. "@LadyBuggin we're also you and Chris. :D"

    3b. "LOL fwank, oh yeah, I forgot to add that! They are so paranoid they don't even know who THEY, themsleves are! Ha ~ Funny shiz :D"

    4. "John Doehas comprehension problems as my logical comment went straight over his pea brain. Way to f up the whole meaning. No wonder he won;t use his real name, the guys a moron ~"

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    1. Aw, she knows who I am! I'm flattered.

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    1. One question how did you find technology in amish country since unless I'm thinking of a different kind of fridge you wouldn't have seen one?

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    2. I am not there anymore. FAIL!

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    3. Cool five words. That's actually the most coherent thing you've written after freaked out.

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    4. So I fail because you can't construct a sentence that makes grammatical sense for what you want. Let me guess next you're going to say I have no life. Then insult my intelligence and then quote mine me.

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    5. How what hypocrites, Buggin corrects you're grammar and you pout. And you do the same to me, well I am not pouting.

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    6. Its okay Ben Wager. I know you can't do it just like you couldn't fake a facebook comment or a youtube message. So I if you want I can insult Micharion for you, since you'll probably fuck that up too.

      This is especially sad since you believe that in order to have fun on the internet you should insult people and have childish fits on the internet... A pastime that is for young teenagers who just learned to use a computer.

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    7. "How what hypocrites, Buggin corrects you're grammar and you pout. And you do the same to me, well I am not pouting."

      See I knew you'd fuck this up. Buggin isn't even correcting our grammar they're rephrasing what we've written to contain grammatical errors or logical fallacies and then pretending that we wrote those.

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    8. I never said anything about joe my you just love to project don't you. In fact I have never said anything about who is a sockpuppet and who isn't.

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    9. "Fail Again."

      Ben I know you can write actual sentences. Please explain your train of logic.

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    10. @Ben Wagner

      we'll prescribe you some Preparation H as well

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    11. So, is being stupid just a leading cause for poor grammar? Because you were typing correctly just fine before your face heel turn.

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    1. Changing the subject already? Wow you really are that unprepared for an argument here aren't you?

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    2. Oh dear he removed his comment again.

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    3. Damn did not mean to delete that. No, I am. You stalk him.

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    4. I think he's trying anger management issues.

      It's write angry messages then DON'T send them!

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    5. The comments show otherwise ben.

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    6. Well I'm done here. Ben Wagner, how a guy like you finds internet drama and activism funny is just perplexing. You must be really anti-social to think its okay to harass people rather than stop the harassment.

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    7. Me, Antisocial. I shouldn't bother but, I have a wife and many friends. Projection at it's best from you.

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    8. Except anti-social personality disorder means a lack of empathy and understanding... which is something you clearly are since you can't even understand the most basic sentence.

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    9. You had a wife? Can you explain why did you waste your time trying to beat our crap even through it's useless?

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  26. Uh Oh, Micharion bitched out! :)~

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    1. You know ben I actually don't care what you think I do since I will always know you are grasping at straws have fun knowing someone is indifferent to what you think of them.

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    2. Micharion: Sorry to be disagreeable, but if you don't care about what he says, then why respond with a snarky remark?

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    3. I just tend to be snarky It's pretty much most of my personality.

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    4. Little Marching Army you have, don't you.

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    5. 'Bitched out'? Micharion is perfectly sane to me. :/

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  27. BatDaniel sux posted a comment 19 minutes ago Report Spam
    Hey Constantine. I recently started a blog called batdansucks wordpress com We finally made a good blog debunking Batdans shit. Im sure him and his minions will now rage uncontrollably. XD



    Wait. What?

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    1. Okay place you're bets now how many say that buggin and a certain nuclear reactor won't say anything against what is essentially a hate blog while calling this one a hate blog.

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    2. Here's my "uncontrollable rage" regarding this "BatDan Sucks" blog: Eh.

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  28. "What Batdan doesn’t realize is:

    1. If Irate Gamer was lazy why is this review made within a ‘fortnight’ of the game’s release?"

    IG is still lazy because he never talked about the controls or the online mode. He also talked things that are completely irrelevant to the review.

    "2. Why would Irate Gamer review a popular game instead of an obscure one? Obviously injustice gods among us is a popular game and so its only natural fans would want him to review it"

    Not exactly. Injustice isn't a game that is very hyped by the overall videogame community. It's just a fighting game that delivers fanservice to DC comic book fans and not ALL video gamers are comic book fans.

    "3. How many AAA releases have there been this month? Just one, this one!!"

    Pandora's Tower, Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins, Minecraft: Xbox 360 edition, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner and Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen. See? Just listed five.

    "So Batdan has deluded himself into being right just because of an obvious (to everyone but him) coincidence."

    What obvious coincidence? I just debunk your arguments.

    "Literally we’re just two paragraphs in and Batdan has literally tripped over his own knee."

    Just like IG with his very first review ever made?

    Funny that the blog has no comments whatsoever yet. Not to mention BatDanNight isn't even an Internet celebrity to begin with.

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    1. There is one but it was him talking to himself.

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    2. It's sad that he himself is the only one commenting in his own blog. XD

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    3. I had half a mind to say something about it then decided against it since I don't want him to know my email.

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    4. I think the dumbasses started the blog like a few days ago... Man and I thought there weren't that many lunatics on the internet.

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    5. Lol I just checked again.
      Two separate users? That's surprising.

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    6. By the way, he only comments on the first two paragraphs of BatDan's blog entry.

      WOW. He didn't even bother reading the ENTIRE thing before commenting on BatDan. What a lazy moron. He's as worse as Callaidbio

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    7. Holy crap the writer of the hate blog might be a sociopath.

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    8. Ultra you might want to be careful lasersquad said something that made me particularly nervous.

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  29. Let's go off topic again. Lordstarscream89 is a fan of Transformers. Even without her hatred against pony, she's still immature. :|

    http://lordstarscream89.deviantart.com/journal/Transformers-Go-Maybe-Season-4-of-TFP-368133855
    (By the way, she did a journal post about me. It's pretty hilarious.)

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    1. Wow. She's a moron. Transformers Go! is Takara Tomy's alternate name for the Beast Hunters toyline in Japan. There isn't going to be a season 4 for Transformers Prime at all. And she calls herself a Transformers fan. :/

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    2. Through I heard that they're going make an anime will be on DVD with Magazine. And no, while Transformers Go! is going to have relationship with TF:Prime, it's not season 4.

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    3. Yeah, I've heard about that. I'm pretty sure it's not going to be aired on TV. Just an OVA featuring two exclusive Autobot combiners.

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    4. Speaking of Transformers, anyone check out Rescue Bots? Different from the Transformers we're used to, but it's still a good show. :-)

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    1. Did James announce as much? I'm subscribed to the Cinemassacre everything, as far as I know, and haven't heard.

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    2. Lloyd Kaufman's a guest in it... most of the humor comes from him. Needless to say Mr.Kaufman is hilarious but the Nerd rarely gets a laugh. I was hoping the humor would be the Nerd outdone in vulgar comments and becoming increasingly frustrated. Ah well.

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  31. get a load of this shit.

    http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/cobras-newest-weapon-an-idiot/

    but before you critique this, a word from the fucker himself:

    "although since I'm not a one man team ill have to tell my other author to do that. And I do spellcheck usually for the posts. I'm actual,y trying out my new iPhone and its hard to get used to the small touch keyboard. Uh oh! I just revealed there was TWO members on that blog instead of one. I bet all the members are going apeshit."

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    1. Oh no! The silly blog I don't care about has TWO MEMBERS! How will I get any sleep tonight? /sarcasm

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  32. oh, and critique these next two as well:

    http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/mr-killultra-aka-the-biggest-liar-yet/

    http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/daniel-makes-a-post-about-an-interview-doesnt-he-have-anything-better-to-do/

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    1. Strange he targets Ben Wagner considering he hates most of us on this blog.

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  33. So now Ben claims I sent him a pm calling him a child molester or some shit. Here's the real PMs.
    Blade: Are you serious?
    Ben: About what?
    Blade: Being a "double agent" the whole thing is laughable.
    Ben: I am.
    Blade: lol

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    1. I wouldn't have believed him anyway. We all know he's nothing more than a silly person.

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  34. Apparently ben is a pathological liar.

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    1. Why am I a pathological liar?

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    2. Well let's see first you post a comment made by bores about his storyline then redact yourself by saying it was photoshopped so either way you slice it in that case you lied. Second you posted information that is easily identified as false. Finally you make a faked, and incredibly blurry for whatever reason, pm for something blade would never say.

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  35. BatDansucks posted a tidbit on his blog!

    http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/04/30/tidbit/

    Ladies and gentlemen! Fake photoshop skills at it's finest! And apparently it's sent to Ben Wagner. Hmmm...

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  36. It's kinda sad that Ladybuggin never mentioned about me. :(
    All she usually mentioned Irate Gamer Sucks, BatDanNight, Mr.Kill Ultra and DynamiteNinja. I need more hate to her.

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  37. http://mlp-haters.deviantart.com/journal/So-someone-starts-to-hate-me-huh-367215483
    :/

    By the way, I don't recommended you to click the link. I closed the group.

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  38. Blade must be scared of the truth, he's not anywhere to be found.

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    2. You're going a bit too far Martin. (I'm not gonna defend Ben Wagner, but at the same time, you can't go making blind accusations like he does. Don't stoop down to his level)

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    3. Yeah, my apologies. I don't want to stoop to his level.

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    4. apology accepted Martin :) good on you for being the bigger man. Both mine and BatDanNight's blogs are here to critique and debunk. BatDanNight's is for critiquing and debunking an obvious hack, while mine is for critiquing and debunking one of said hack's very obnoxious fans. If BatDanNight wants, he can follow my blog if he likes. If not, then he doesn't have to. (although getting more followers to help me critique and debunk CC would be awesome. and a tiny plug from BatDan himself could do just that. Although again, he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to)

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  39. "Injustice" might look to be fun...

    ObE3: God, I have a bad feeling about this. Knowing Bores and his "interviews"...

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  40. Do I really need to refute an obvious java glitch exploited and screenshot?
    Oh and the fact that I would never say that in a pm?

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    1. I love how you question you're self. "Oh and the fact that I would never say that in a pm?"

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    2. Or in general.
      However if you can bring up another instance of me doing something similar to that (with link to the comment) and I will take it back.
      Until then keep making fake screenshots.

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    3. you know he's just gonna post fake screencaps.

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    4. Isn't it becoming anymore obvious that Ben Wagner is the creator of BatDanSucks blog? Good job blowing your cover, moron.

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    5. Wow lasersquad is an idiot he tries to hack people that disagree with him.

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  41. Totally unrelated to anything...but this article had me doing double takes off the headline...LOL:

    http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/05/sega_and_gearbox_sued_by_irate_gamer_over_misleading_aliens_colonial_marines_footage


    I mean, they could've used other words...

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    1. Wow, how misleading the name is. XD

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    2. How about 'Irate Gamers'? I mean, it will mislead peoples that Irate Gamer is the one that sued them.

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  42. So, anyone see the new AVGN episode? He reviewed some Toxic Crusaders games with the help of Troma head Lloyd Kaufman. No, really. It's pretty cool.

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    1. It was Okay, better then what Bores has been putting out. I thought the shitting on the game cartridge and puke effect could have been taken out. Still a pretty good episode!

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  43. Off-topic, but...

    New AVGN episode is up! It's on Toxic Crusaders for Game Boy, Genesis, and NES. And he's even got Lloyd Kaufman as a guest. Your thoughts?

    I'll start with mine-- granted, they did go a little too over-the-top, especially in Lloyd's case, but, they did provide some decent points about the games and the humor did manage to get some chuckles out of me. Try to imagine Chris Bores if HE was doing a Toxic Cruasders review...

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    1. Of course, I imagine the bit at the end might stir up the "IG doesn't use gross-out humor, James does" crowd. It was a bit cringe-inducing to me, but since it's partially what Troma's known for at least it fit. It was an enjoyable episode throughout, a good balance of jokes and genuine analysis of the game's flaws.

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    2. I thought Lloyd was trying waaay too hard act. He's as bad as Bores when it comes to 'Winter Games' with the controller. I thought it was better than Ikari Warriors though, James' jokes were better.

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    3. @tpcooldevelopment

      Well, I imagine there was a bit more to work with in terms of game material. James admitted with the IW review that there wasn't much to say other than it was ridiculously hard and the characters moved way too slow. And at least Lloyd (probably) has the excuse of not being someone who plays video games regularly, so his stage gaming is bound to mirror the sort of thing one sees on TV when you pretend to play games.

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    4. Yea, Lloyd was definitely a bit more like Bores with the Winter Gaming and did look very forced; that was one little flub I noticed about halfway though the video. Probably would have been better if it was James solo, quite like how the July-August 2012 episodes of the Nostalgia Critic didn't catch on to well for me for the same reason.

      And I'm going to bet Asalieri still thinks we like sucking up to James and anything related to him, even though I can certainly say this wasn't the best of the AVGN episodes. Still good, but not worth a second watch IMO.

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    5. Speaking of Asalieri, he was very fast into putting an RAR for that episode! A "quickie", but still.

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    6. I'm haven't watched it yet, might after I get some work done. I kinda have low expectations, I alway hated Troma films. Actually, every one I've seen has been so bad I couldn't finish it.

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    7. Believe it or not, I've wanted to see an AVGN review of the Toxic Crusaders games guest-starring Lloyd Kaufman for years, so I was very pleased to see this.

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    8. @Gaucelm

      Expect Troll attacks in the next days thanks to him.

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    9. That was the worst episode I have watched. Lloyd is just plain bad, his jokes were not very funny at all. Its the first time I've ever stopped watching an episode half-way through. That said, at least the reason for me not liking the episode is obvious; Lloyd just wasn't funny. They really should have given him better lines. Lloyd comes off as a senile rambler with none of funny qualities being exhibited.

      Well I'm gonna take a line from the Chinese ambassador from Tropico and say "well at least from here, things can only improve!"

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    10. Yeah, I watched it, and it's the worst AVGN episode I've seen so far. I didn't laugh a single time.

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    11. Well i am not gonna lie, the last 2 episodes were not good at all, but at least the Ikari Warriors Episode had an excuse.

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    12. That episode was a bit uncomfortable. I never watched any of the Troma movies or heard or Lloyd Kaufman, so I had no idea what to expect. It did kinda go a bit too far. Then again, I like the toilet and revolting gags in AVGN's videos the least out of his humor.

      I liked the Winter Gaming, since I immediately assumed it was an exaggerated joke. I enjoyed Kaufman's bizarre streams of logic, except for the toilet humor. Maybe I should've skipped it partway through.

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  44. MrBenWagner shows his biased view:

    "Wow, the new AVGN episode completely sucks. In case you missed it the other 53 episodes, he shits on a game cartridge. Except this time, Lloyd Kaufman joins in the fun! At this point, James is Pole Vaulting the Shark."

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    1. Clearly ben doesn't understand what jumping the shark means.

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    2. Ben Wagner! A failure at vocabulary...

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  45. Hey guys what did I miss? My bro just got back from a vacation to Chicago. He thought it was okay to take my computer without asking.

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    1. Oh not much just lasersquad revealing that he is indeed a raving psychopath by trying to hack and give a virus someone he thought was you.

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    2. How can he even do that? Cyberpolice can investigate even without victim consent!

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    3. I have no idea and apparently he thinks you live in China, Batdan is his own iformant, you've been divorced four times, you also apparently live in Colorado too, sovereign64 dropped out of high school, and that I'm a brony even though I have yet to see a single MLP episode. Pretty much ben lies like a rug.

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    4. more details here:

      http://ccpostsyoureply.blogspot.com/

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    5. and here:

      http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/

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    6. of course the second link is a piece of shit that shouldn't exist at all because it's all bullshit lies. seriously only idiots like CC, Ben Wagner, LadyBuggin777, fwanksajerk, and BatDaniel Sux would try and debunk what BatDanNight puts out.

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    7. "Sovereign64 dropped out of high school"

      Haha, nice try Ben. Just to let you know, I've graduated from college last year and now currently studying in animation school.

      Also, he brings up the leader of China in his latest post? Wow. FAIL.

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    8. I know the truth, don't try to hide from it. I won't judge you for it.

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    9. Uh-oh, better not 'dun goof' then. XD

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    10. And I'm still not here. Why does every Irate gamer fans seems to forget about me aside for Karbia? :(

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    11. "I know the truth, don't try to hide from it. I won't judge you for it."

      And you try to dispute that your a pathological liar. You do realize that what you're doing is illegal right?

      "The publication or broadcast of any libelous or slanderous statement about an individual or business that can be proven to be false and published with the intention of harming that entity's reputation is considered to be defamation. Online defamation is the publication of such statements made on any Internet based media including blogs, forums, websites, and even social networking websites. While many Internet users believe that they are free to say and do as they like while on the Internet, this is untrue and the same defamation laws and regulations stand for online defamation as they do in any form of media."

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    12. Don't worry flamemario they forget about me too. Of course when I finally do what I have been planning they might get their knickers in a twist.

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  46. Can someone please explain to me why the fuck all the videos on youtube are suddenly showing no dislikes? I'm hoping that Youtube REALLY wouldn't sink that damn low and this is just a glitch.

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    1. Almost EVERYONE went to that Friday video to validate it.

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    1. Isn't it suppose to be labor day in May 1?

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    2. But this is his year! Everyday is Chris Bore's day!

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    3. Who cares. It's not going to be his year anyway! In 2014, he probably will says it's his year just like 2013.

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  48. http://chronicleofkariayuan.blogspot.com/2013/04/hey-karbia-what-happen-to-ig-fanart.html
    It's a fanart for Irate Gamer (*that he barely cares), and Karbia is a big fan of Irate Gamer. Check it out if you're free.

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  49. Does anybody notice all the online Poker ads on Chris' website? He has like 4, and their all online poker or gambling.

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  50. So, off topic a bit but here's some comic book movie news.
    Johnny Storm from Fantastic four might be black.
    Quicksilver and Scarlet witch will be in Avengers 2
    And Martian manhunter might be in Man of Steel briefly.

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  51. The Batdan sucks blog posted an interview of ladybuggin.

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    1. Yeah wonder how that is.... Im sure she's gonna be fair and impartial towards this blog /sarcasm.

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    2. Huh, no mention of this blog. Progress! I do find it funny how she says Asa is a gentlemen.... guess she forgot about all the times he's lampooned Chris in the past. Apparently bitching about the nerd makes you a gentlemen in her eyes.

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    3. Not only he spelt Ladybuggin's name wrong but the interview was only six questions. How pathetic.

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  52. http://mlp-haters.deviantart.com/journal/Just-to-make-things-crystal-clear-369388244
    Did she lied about that she actually watched 5 episodes of it?
    I hate to say it, but she makes Angry German Kid looks less angrier.

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