Saturday, August 3, 2013

IG Attempts the News: Plenty of Toys

Last time on “Chris Bores wants to be Destructoid”
So we’re just going to barely talk about video games?
I don’t know what direction I’m going!

What will this week bring?

Stories from July 29th 2013

This day started with three Skylanders articles, which were actually links to videos he posted on his YouTube channel. Since I’m tired of his Skylanders obsession, I’m not going to bother looking at any of it.

“2013 Comic Con -- Magic the Gathering: Mechanics of THEROS Pre-Release”

First actual article is MTG related… wa-hoo…

Apparently, Bores couldn’t write about this until he saw a video of the SDCC panel because all the reports were “confusing”. I’m sure they made perfect sense to a Magic veteran. Which I know you’re not.
Also, one of upcoming expansions won’t be available for 91 years. He reports the “Journey into Nyx” expansion will come out in May 2104. And I believe that’s the fourth time you’ve made this mistake. Jeez…

One of my informants noticed that Bores wants to “improve MTG” with his own ideas. You can’t even do a story right, what makes you think you can improve a card game with 20 years of rules and ideas?

“Masters of the Universe He-Man Movie -- Jon M. Chu speaks”

Who’s Jon M. Chu? *looks him up, sees Step Up 2 and 3D, Justin Bieber movie, and G.I. Joe Retaliation* Oooooh… yeah this is going to suck.

“Hasbro’s track record hasn’t been so great in the movie world…” Hasbro? Masters of the Universe is owned by Mattel. Couldn’t you double-check that? Especially since you made a video about the action figures that you so subtly linked in the article?
Also, do you not remember the last time they tried to make a live-action Masters of the Universe movie? Dolph Lundgren, Courtney Cox, most of it taking place in the real world instead of Eternia? Granted, I doubt it will be exactly like the 1987 movie, but given the director is mostly known for dancing movies, this is going to blow.
Also, aren’t you going to give any credit to the person that drew that He-Man picture you’re using? I doubt you did it yourself.

Stories from July 30th 2013

Only two actual articles yesterday? Hmm, seems he’s starting to slack like I predicted.

“Kingdom Hearts 3: Concludes long battle with the Heartless”

You stay away from Kingdom Hearts!

“Kingdom hearts 2 was released in 2005, and well, that was pretty much it.” There were spin-offs, despite what people claim a couple of them were not “pointless”. Birth by Sleep was a well-made prequel that introduced the best battle system in KH and revealed a ton of backstory and mythos. Dream Drop Distance was essentially Kingdom Hearts 2.5 and reveals even more, like Xehanort’s final plan.

“Geez, taking their sweet time eh? Who do they think they are? Blizzard Entertainment?” Blame Final Fantasy XV and Square-Enix’s terrible upper-management. The former took up a ton of Nomura and his team’s time. Also, it’s not rare for a company to delay a sequel for years on end. Final Fantasy XII had a notorious development cycle, as did XIII. Valve’s delays are legendary.

This article is about how KH3 will be the final story with the Heartless, but not the last KH game. This is really old news confirmed either last year or two years ago.

He brings up that the reporter asked about Pixar or Star Wars.
“If it were me, I would have sliced the reporter down with a lightsaber and said, does that answer your question? Ahh a guy can dream!” Then you’d be arrested for murder. Quit it.
“Seriously though, lets just stick to Disney animation properties please. Leave it to Disney’s Game, Infinity to use Pixar worlds.” You realize that it’s not just Disney animation in KH right? There’s been Pirates of the Caribbean and Tron worlds (both Tron and Tron: Legacy). Plus there have been plans to include Woody and Buzz Lightyear, but were scrapped so they obviously wanted to include Pixar in some way. Personally I would love for KH3 to have a world based on The Incredibles or Brave.

“Will Pikmin ever be on the 3DS? Not Bloody Likely!”

I’m the British Irate Gamer, I appear to talk about games that come out in Europe before the US.
Really not much to say about this article, I just wanted to make fun of his title.

“Marvel LEGO Super Heroes -- More Character Confirmations, X-Mansion and more”

“Warner Brothers loves to milk these releases.” Again, I don’t think you understand what “milking” means. Just releasing PR info isn’t milking.
“Jean Grey (who we’ve already spoiled days ago on this site thank you very much!)” Like anyone besides me and your detractors actually reads your site and cares.
“and Viper, who at first I was like, hey, they are adding Polaris into this game?? Sweet! Well I was wrong. And since she looks so much like Polaris, Don’t expect to see her around.” Or they can just give Polaris a different costume, not really that hard.

No mention on how these reveals all tie into The Wolverine? You know, that movie that just came out and happens to have Wolverine, Jean Grey, Silver Samurai and Viper in it?

“Transformers: Fall of Cybertron Figure -- MetroPlex”

This one is about a new Transformer figure that measures in at around 24 inches, making it the biggest Transformer ever.

“However, the towering robot mode will crush anything in its way and make you wet your pants! Hit the jump to see more pictures while I go change my underwear” Gross.

“Sonic the HedgeHog: First Person Shooter Video”


Isn’t this old? I swear this old. *checks* No it came out two days prior to this article. Maybe I’m thinking of something else.
By the way, “HedgeHog”? What is with your spelling?
Also, it’s not a “shooter”, it’s just first-person. Learn the difference between “first-person perspective” and “first-person shooter”.
He also mentions that Machinima is “YouTube’s video game division”. That explains why 95% of it is shit, and why they sponsor DarkSydePhil despite him being a racist dickhead.

Stories from July 31st 2013

“New Mortal Kombat game in development, and Movie news”

“The story was fantastic and seeing all your favorite MK characters upgraded with todays graphics was the icing on the bloody cake.” So we’re just going to ignore all the other 3D titles that had “today’s graphics” at the time of release?
“I’m not sure what you could even do to top the previous one, Maybe another great story?” Rebalances, tweaks, maybe add elements from Injustice? Fighting game sequels are more than just new stories, they’re all new mechanics.
“I still would love to see a Mortal Kombat movie since I’m sure it would be a lot better than the one made in the 1990′s” Which one? There were two movies in the 90’s.

“Nintendo Shipped 160,000 Wii U Units, But it’s Still Not Enough? (Face Palm)”


Of course it’s not enough! That’s really bad no matter how you slice it.
*reads article* Outside of Bores claming Nintendo is “crying” over it, he actually makes a realistic point. There are no games out and the price is too high. Holy shit, Bores actually made sense for once.
Though my informant believes that he may have copy-pasted these thoughts from somewhere else. Considering Chris is suddenly showing a grasp of economics… yeah it‘s possible. One of my readers found he copy-pasted an article about the Xbox One from the Huffington Post. You know, I wanted to look past all the plagiarism, but you’re making it really hard.

“The Flash -- Television Series on the Horizon on the CW”

“DC loves to put its properties on TV, and on the CW no less. Superman, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, all have been put to test on the small screen,” Because only Batman and Superman seem to work on the big screen. Also, that terrible Wonder Woman pilot? Wasn’t for CW, it was going to be on NBC.
By the way, they use The CW because both the channel and DC are owned by Warner Bros. Just like how Disney owns both ABC and Marvel, and the upcoming Agents of SHIELD show will be on ABC.

“Superman Comic Book Writer, Mark Waid Upset over Man of Steel Movie Ending”

Not really surprised. Knowing how the movie ends, it’s easy to see why he’s upset.

“Seriously? Did we even watch the same movie? I thought the movie was well produced” This has nothing to do with how the movie was “produced”. Waid made it clear that the story pissed him off, not the production.
“and I for one understood why he did what he had to do, and it was a very pivotal moment for the future of the character.” Most people don’t feel that way. A lot of people thought it was wrong, not just professionals.
“Mark, sorry to say this but you’ve turned into a crybaby. You need to step away from the character a bit buddy. You’re definitely working too hard over there if that’s how you felt.” Okay, what’s with calling people crybabies today? First Nintendo, now Mark Waid. What is up with you?
Also, Mark Waid hasn’t worked with DC since 2008. He’s not “working too hard over there”. Plus, Superman was the first character he wrote for DC, so it’s no surprise he’s attached to him.

“I’ve never seen Superman tackled better” Superman The Animated Series? All-Star Superman? Superman vs. The Elite? The first Superman movie? The Richard Donner cut of Superman II? There’s better portrayals of Superman out there.
"and with so many superpowers, the Superman comic’s kinda suck.” Then you’re reading the wrong ones. There’s plenty of good Superman stories out there, go to a forum to get suggestions. Try Alan Moore’s “For the Man Who Has Everything” or “Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?” or John Byrne’s “The Man of Steel” series, or  Joe Kelly‘s “What’s So Funny About Truth, Justice and the American Way?” or Mark Waid’s own “Kingdom Come”?
“Using emotion as a plot device works on so many levels for the future.” Superman stories have plenty of emotion. You’re an idiot!
"But what do I know, I’m just an Irate Gamer :p" Nothing. You know nothing. You certainly don’t know as much as Mark Waid does. Ugggh.

“Iron Man 3 Toy Display Wow’s Crowd in Animation-Comic-Game Con”

“Its just a superhero day here at theIrateGamer.com.” How is today any different? You talk about superheroes almost every day. In fact, you talk about superheroes more than you talk about video games. So why are you even the Irate Gamer? Maybe you should talk about comic books now since you’re clearly more interested in those. *senses icy stares from Minnesota* Whoa, that was weird.

He then mentions wanting to smuggle these toys out in costumes. More larceny jokes… Do you really want people to believe you’re going to Hong Kong to steal toys? Might as well just burn your money.

Other stories:
“Disney Infinity’s first 20 Power Discs come in blind packs of two at launch”

Stories from August 1st 2013

We’ve entered August and Bores has barely made any videos. But hey, he’s found an easier way to “work”, typing half-assed news articles.

“2013 Comic Con -- 8 Bit Jason Voorhees Exclusive Action Figure by NECA”

You’re still reporting Comic-Con news? It’s been two weeks! There might be a problem with how you’re handling things.
I’m surprised he doesn’t say “expect a review from me some time down the road”. That could cause some issues.
For some reason he updated the article but I can’t find any differences.
*looks at tags* Hahahaha, he spelled LJN wrong.

“Batman Arkham Origins -- Multiplayer mode? Now You can Kill Batman”

Hey publishers and developers? Not everything needs multiplayer! Stop it!

“You can play between Batman, Robin, 3 of Joker’s gang thugs, or 3 of Bane’s gang thugs. Meaning yes you can kill Batman this time.” Not exactly. Considering how Joker and Bane operate, the thugs are likely going to just capture or incapacitate him. The Joker wouldn’t give a measly mook the honor of killing the Bat.

The multiplayer is going to suck either way. It’s being outsourced to Splash Damage, the guys behind Brink.

“X-Men Days of Future Past -- Bryan Singer Updates on Time Frame of Movie”

“I guess all eyes are on X-men Days of Futures Past since its the only movie I get updates too anymore.” Or maybe you need to broaden your scope? All you do is talk about superhero movies, there are others you could bring up like Elysium, The World’s End, Insidious Chapter 2, Ron Howard’s Rush, Machete Kills and that‘s just the next few months. It’s that kind of thinking that caused Pacific Rim to get beaten by Grown Ups 2.

“Beer Bottle Labels in Motion -- Refreshingly Cool”

Has science really gotten to this point? No. These are just animated GIFs Bores found on Tumblr. Making it another “cool pictures I found” post. Funny since 95% of his audience are too young to legally drink.

Other stories:
“Classic Donkey Kong -- Stop Motion Video”
“THOR 2: The Dark World -- Movie Poster Revealed”


Stories from August 2nd 2013

“Super Mario Bros. -- Updated Level 1-2 in 3D with Graphics and Explosions”

This article is about “Super Modern Mario Bros”, a video that “modernizes” SMB with 2.5D visuals and blood. I’m so tired of blood being in places where it doesn’t belong.

“Not sure how Blood got into this Mario game,” They edited it in. It’s not a real game.
“but if Mortal Kombat told us anything, its that Blood equals ravenous fans coming back for more.” … Wha? I don’t see how adding blood to Mario will have fans coming back for more. If anything it will push away a lot of them.
“Well that and me trying to perform fatalities on my kid sister. FINISH HER!” Lovely, sororicide “jokes”.

“NECA Now Teasing an 8-Bit Freddy Kruger NES Version Figure”

I’m actually curious why NECA is making figures based on games most people find underwhelming or straight-up bad. Is there really a big market for this?
“Lets hope for an 8-bit LJN Marty McFly next with the trademark black shirt… oy!” Shouldn’t this be red? *pointlessly colors it in to remind audience what red looks like*

Also, would these really qualify as 8-Bit figures? If they weren’t marketed as such, they could easily pass off as normal Freddy and Jason figures. It’s not like NECA hasn’t made 8-Bit figures before, back in 2007 they made an 8-Bit Simon Belmont figure exclusive to San Diego Comic Con.
http://www.figures.com/databases/news/actionfigures/155/417.jpg You can see it here.

“Tomb Raider Sequel? Square Enix Confirms it for ps4 & xbox one”

“The first game has sold over 4 million copies and I haven’t even gotten around to checking it out yet! Well that’s the life of a video editor. Busy busy” Oh I’m sure you’re crazy busy making… nothing. It’s been over two months since you released a video with any serious editing in it. Everything since then has been E3 footage, your Man of Steel review where editing was minimal, and some Skylanders videos that you didn’t even make, they were sent to you. So don’t sit over there and tell me that you’re “really busy” editing videos.

Unless that’s your real life job now. If it is, I feel so bad for your clients.

That’s it for this week. Video-wise, Bores gave us nothing… again. Except more Skylanders stuff that even his fans are tired of, the day he posted these videos he lost at least 49 subscribers. If he starts doing videos on Disney Infinity, people will start to see him as a one-trick pony. Then he’ll do another rant about Zelda being too kiddy and really get blasted for his stupidity.

I should also mention that Bores claimed “Haunted Investigators” is dead, and it now lives on as Pursuit of the Paranormal. Sure the name is better, but until we see more of it, it’s just as much of a phantom as the ghosts he hunts.
Think we’ll see the Irate Gamer Game sometime this month? Pfffffft.

178 comments:

  1. Hey Batdan, did you watch the roast of the Angry Video Game Nerd? They throw jabs at Bores too LOL

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  2. THIS WEBSITE IS HORSESHIT! CHRIS BORES IS THE GREATEST! NO 1 CAN TOP HOW KICKASS HIS VIDEOS ARE! THIS WEBSITE HAD BETTER QUIT INSULTING HIM!

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    1. Couldn't you have at least made some typos or spelling errors? I mean this is just a really bad and inconsistent writing. Use of 1 for 1 but when you greatest its not gr8est or when you say this website is horseshit you should have wrote /[o]=Cr0=[o]\. Come on man, you have to try to be funny, all caps is just lame.

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    2. IM NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY! IM TRYING TO MAKE A POINT TO THIS WEBSITE THAT IRATE GAMER IS THE GREATEST! HE DOESN'T DESERVE THE NEGATIVE SHIT THAT THIS WEBSITE PROVIDES

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    3. Irate Gamer isn't a gamer. There are ton of better video game reviewers out there than this asshat. Bores is nothing but a joke to the gaming community. And aren't you a little young to be swearing, kid?

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    4. Not sure if he's a troll, or just your average Irate Gamer fanboy.

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    5. Considering that Irate Gamer fans make the same argument and have poor communications skills themedic44 is one of Chris's 12 year old fans or a troll with no class.

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    6. Chris Bores reviews content. We review his content (though typically nowadays we talk off-topic mostly). You say he doesn't deserve the negative shit from this site, but he puts out far more negativity to those who deserve it far less.
      Oh, and "This website had better quit insulting him".... or what?

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    7. You guys just dont get it. People like Ladybuggin777, and myself, we support Chris because we love the videos that Chris produces. They are great quality, hilarious, likeable, in depth, and overall just PERFECT! Chris is the greatest and he will never get old. AND THIS IS STILL A GOD AWFUL WEBSITE. Anyone who hates Chris doesn't need to make a website over it, and they sure to God don't need to try to get everyone else to think the same. so to recap, THIS WEBSITE IS TERRIBLE, AND CHRIS BORES IS THE GREATEST GAMER EVER!

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    8. @Themedic44
      So let's recap what you wrote:
      - Chris is a god among men
      - This website is terrible for having a legitimate reason for existing.
      - Anyone who so much as disagrees with Chris should confine themselves and thus aren't people.

      It's funny... I remember saying something about group mentality and the suppression of individuality. Like literally you, themedic44, haven't said anything that demonstrates who you are or why you are doing this.

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    9. I never said that haters are bad people, I just said that they don't need entire fan bases around hating 1 person, in this case, Bores. In addition, in my opinion, Chris is the best person I've known outside of my daily life. Also, this websites reasoning is not legit, its awful, cheap excuses to try to get everyone in the world to hate on 1 innocent person who is just trying to do what he wants to do for a living. Finally, why the fuck would I want to tell this blog who I am? The most I will tell you is that I'm 1 of Bore's biggest supporters. I'm not gonna tell who I am if I'm criticizing a blog, then people will be trying to eliminate me forever. So nothing more will be reveled about my identity. CHRIS BORES FOREVER!!!!!

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    10. @themedic44 Karbia, is that you? You acted a lot like him. Defending Chris, won't reveal your identity like a bunch of flaming account that Karbia created and your English is better in comparison to other Irate Gamer fanboys.

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    11. Themedic44: "IF I TYPE MY WORDS IN CAPS, I CAN CONVINCE BATDAN TO SHUT DOWN THIS WEBSITE FOREVER!!!"

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    12. "Also, this websites reasoning is not legit, its awful, cheap excuses to try to get everyone in the world to hate on 1 innocent person who is just trying to do what he wants to do for a living"

      Like what? You haven't provided any evidence! This is exactly what I was talking about.

      "The most I will tell you is that I'm 1 of Bore's biggest supporters"
      So you're saying your a fanatic who can't stand opposing opinions. I wrote something about justifying yourself. You're like a straw fan at this point.

      "I'm not gonna tell who I am if I'm criticizing a blog, then people will be trying to eliminate me forever"
      There are plenty of people who's identity we know of which have never received harassment from anyone on this blog. Yet it seems strange that if we, the blog members, give out our personal information like our phone numbers, then suddenly we are getting harassed in real life. Perhaps its because of a difference in maturity between your fanbase and our group? BTW we're not a fanbase you idiot! Some of us don't share the same opinion on a lot of things.

      "So nothing more will be reveled about my identity. CHRIS BORES FOREVER!!!!!"
      You didn't reveal anything about your identity or your motivations. You can't even justify your own actions or stance with anything more than a vague statement.

      The level of brainwashing I'm detecting here is atrocious. Group mentality is the need to be in a group and the need to force that group to excel regardless of whether it even needs you to do so.

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    13. I will never stop supporting Chris Bores, no matter what garbage you guys say. Chris is the best, and theres nothing you guys can do to make me think differently!

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    14. @themedic44
      "Also, this websites reasoning is not legit, its awful, cheap excuses to try to get everyone in the world to hate on 1 innocent person who is just trying to do what he wants to do for a living."

      Not legit, huh? Kid, did you even read ANY of BatDanKnight's articles on this site? He brings up a lot of legit criticisms of Bores' work. You're just a blind fanboy who doesn't listen to reason and automatically hates anyone who disagrees with your opinion without even attempting to see both sides of the argument. That's not reasonable, that's Silent Rob-logic.

      And "innocent"? That actually made me laugh when I read that. Chris Bores is NOT innocent. He insults and trolls people who don't like his videos, he makes statements that make him look sexist and racist, some of his jokes (namely on his "news" site) make him sound like a total psychotic fool, and he doesn't even seem to have respect for his fans or gamers.

      He makes people who play game rs look like complete fucking assholes, and that's probably what he thinks gamers are suppose to act like. You have to realize that Bores doesn't care about you, or the gaming community, or his reputation. No, he only cares about money and how much of it he makes.

      But his problem is that he's fucked up so many times, that he's lost a shit-load subscribers as a result. Sooner or later, he's just going to fall so deep into obscurity, the only people who will still remember who he is, is us and his brain-washed drones like you.

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    15. @themedic44
      "I will never stop supporting Chris Bores, no matter what garbage you guys say. Chris is the best, and theres nothing you guys can do to make me think differently!"
      this website wasn't made specifically for you. Grow up!

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    16. BULLSHIT! Everything you said before "this website wasn't made specifically for you", is complete utter BULLSHIT!

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    17. So you just called your own statement bullshit? This isn't a funny parody. I'm gonna stop feeding the troll here.

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    18. I just realized my biggest prob with this site aside from Chris Bores hate. You guys over analyze everything way to much. you know what i meen. quit acting like you don't know what im talking about!

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    19. You grammar got worse here. What happen? This is why you should stop support Chris Bores.
      We analyzing stuff way too much? How?

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    20. @HeatEdgeSword
      I don't even see the point of arguing with him anymore. He brings no evidence to the table and attempts to use pathos and ethos arguments which fail because he has no reputation and is a recently created shit account. It also doesn't help that his argument is against the right and freedom to associate, so he's literally asking us to stop doing something we're entitled to do. And no that's not overanalyzing, because that is exactly what themedic44 is telling us to do.

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    21. @themedic44
      Oh yes, please continue with your pathetic!. attempts at trolling. It really amuses me.

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    22. Thing is, Chris is so irrelevant now and has so few fans left that it wouldn't surprise me if themedic44 IS Chris using yet another sockpuppet account. Either that or he's about 12 years old.

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    23. Judging by what's being said, sounds like superGgangsta withou all the forced gangsta talk.

      Then again, it could be Chris to.

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  3. I just want to point out that Bores wrote that Warner is "milking" Marvel. Unless somthing happned that I missed I'm pretty sure that Disney owns Marvel now. Has that guy ever heared of fact checking, oh wait is is Chris Bores, nevermind.

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    1. Well, Warner Bros is publishing Lego Marvel Super Heroes despite being owned by Disney. So WB would be the ones responsible for info about that game.

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    2. Oh, I didn't now. Talk about being hypocritical when talking about fact checking.

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  4. Hey BatDanNight, what are you gonna do with this site should Bores quit making videos and "news" articles?

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  5. If Bores thinks Hasbro owns Masters of the Universe, imagine him thinking that they would also own Barbie, Monster High, Rescue Heroes, Rainbow Brite, The Mad Scientist, Fisher-Price's Little People, Lady Lovely Locks, Tyco RC cars, P.J. Sparkles, Balderdash, Uno, Apples to Apples, the Power Glove, the Intellivision, and the HyperScan...

    BTW, what would Bores think of these Mattel franchises? We already know his opinion on MotU...

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    1. Oh, and Max Steel and Hot Wheels are Mattel brands, too...

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  6. "Hey publishers and developers? Not everything needs multiplayer! Stop it!"

    Hey BatDan, multiplayer is sometimes a good thing to add!

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    1. Yeah Crane, he never said it was a bad thing, just that somethings don't need it, which is true. I really don't understand how you drew that response from that statement...

      Also Crane, yes it is "sometimes" a good thing to add. As in, it's not good, or necessary, in everything.

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    2. You're missing the point. He's saying not everything needs multiplayer

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    3. @KYUKEDUKE & ZeldaFan

      Correct.

      Both Arkham games got by fine without mulitplayer, it doesn't need to be forced in.

      It's like the forced multiplayer of Dead Space 2 and 3 or Resident Evil 5 and 6.
      If a game is designed with multiplayer in mind like Gears of War or every fighting game, then that's fine. But to take something that's meant to be a single-player experience and shove unneeded multiplayer in, then it's a problem.

      More and more publishers are doing this because they believe it will sell well. Most of the time it doesn't, and the servers are empty.

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    4. Well, to be honest, I can see your point in everything not needing multiplayer, but I'm not gonna lie, even if some games feel like they don't need multiplayer, they do make a game a lot more fun.

      The only problem? Most games have very generic multiplayer at best and they're not influenced by the singleplayer campaign. The best multiplayer are ones that take advantage on the mythos of the game and unique enough from the singleplayer campaign so that it doesn't feel like you're playing the singleplayer campaign only with your friends backing you up. For example, Mass Effect 3, which, despite the REALLY REALLY STUPID ending, at least it has this going for it, taking advantage of the games' mythos and making it unique from the singleplayer campaign.

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  7. How is DarkSydePhil racist? I don't watch any of his videos, so I don't know.

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    1. The most blatant example is his playthrough of Metal Gear Solid. He started going "chicky wang chang Charlie chang" and all kinds of other stereotypical Chinese slurs whenever Mei Ling was on screen.

      However, that's the least of his problems. There's his misogyny, his hypocrisy, his inability to play games, his inability to take blame or take criticism, how it's never his fault it's always the game, and he's blatantly doing it for the money.

      Hard truth time: I actually think Phil is a worse person than Chris Bores. I'm not doing a blog on him because he has far too much content, and unlike evilaj2010, I don't have the patience to sit through them with that smug nasally voice and that horrid laugh he does.

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    2. I don't think Darksidphil is as bad as Bores. At least Phil regularly puts out content, doesn't start feuds with other people and while certainly a bad gamer, manages to be legitimately funny at times... Assuming of course that you don't take the bad gamer seriously.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMOmjFMOdho

      I do watch his content occasionally but do note that this guy is totally in it for the money not that there's anything wrong with having an internet based career.

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    3. Also this was pretty hilarious
      http://youtu.be/LDd9cgp1Pyo?t=4m28s

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    4. @BatDanKnight
      I'm not defending DarkSydePhil, but at least he doesn't take months to make videos or try to make people think he's a gamer, or constantly make errors on his videos or articles that proves him otherwise. Bores, in my opinion, is still a hell of a lot worse than Phil.

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    5. @ZeldaFan
      After breezing though his channel it's clear that the majority of his content is Let's Plays, so I don't see any reason to praise him for frequent content.

      Also after watching Phil's MGS2 Let's Play, I can honestly say he is as bad as Chris, if not worse. He constantly blames the game for his own faults and is generally extremely incompetent. So yeah, he did make constant mistakes, which quite frankly, made me doubt him.

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    6. @Kyukeduke
      I would rather judge a person by the total of their acts rather than a single act. I mean just look at the first episode of Naughtbear done by gamegrumps. The simplest fucking game and they can't even figure it out.

      That said I have not seen the heights of Darkside's stupidity since I only watch the parts that are funny.

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    7. @Mr.Kill Ultra
      I would further look into DSP's channel, but quite frankly I'd rather not. I've never really been a fan of Let's Plays, I only decided to check him out after Dan and TheArchfiend mentioned him. Suffice to say, he didn't win me over.

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    8. What is it with people blaming the game for their own shortcomings? If you suck you suck no two ways about it, and yes for those that don't know I did find out exactly how high the counter for getting caught in Boktai goes but that was my own fault.

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  8. On a side note, I just ordered Kingdom Come from Amazon, can't wait to start reading it.

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    1. U will not be disapointed. I love that book. But don't read it's sequel, The Kingdom. It's baaaaaaaaaaaaad...not HUSH Returns bad, but still bad. If you like Kingdom Come, you should check out Marvel's, Alex Ross' story that literally gives you a complete history on the age of heroes in the Marvel Universe...

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    2. Definitely avoid The Kingdom, it's not only a crappy comic but it also kinda ruins Kingdom Come. It's nothing but overglorified advertising for Hypertime.

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  9. This is probably nitpicking, but I noticed that, in addition to Bores spelling "Hedgehog" slightly off in one of his article titles, he also spelled "Metroplex" in a similarly wrong fashion

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  10. This Game Grumps seems to be poking fun at IG (and the other AVGN wanna-bes)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LfKbCR0MI

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    1. I think that was mostly at Game Dude's video on the game.

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    2. "what's the deal with these wall grenades"

      Yeah that was referencing Game dude. The idiot contradicts himself repeatedely. The game's too hard and its a kid's game... *ten seconds later* There's too many health pickups making the game too easy

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    3. Oh and to clarify, the idiot is the game dude not egoraptor (though some of his remarks border stupid territory).

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  11. So, who's excited for Kingdom Hearts 3?
    Well, I'm not. Totally absolutely definitely not because I don't have a PS4.

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    1. I wouldn't worry. I'd be surprised if it came out anytime before the end of 2015, at the soonest.

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    2. Get a PS4 when it comes out then.

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    3. That's fine. Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD Remix is out, so I can get started there. I may just be getting a PS3 this year, but I'd consider buying a PS4 for that or Star Wars Battlefront.

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  12. "He reports the “Journey into Nyx” expansion will come out in May 2104. And I believe that’s the fourth time you’ve made this mistake. Jeez…"

    Why does this remind me of "April 31th"?

    "One of my informants noticed that Bores wants to “improve MTG” with his own ideas. You can’t even do a story right, what makes you think you can improve a card game with 20 years of rules and ideas?"

    Why do I have a feeling he's upset with the revised "legend rule"? Yeah, it kinda upset a few players, mainly the ones that love killing legends with clones.

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    1. May 2104? I'll be dead by then! Or a REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY old guy... XD

      Seriously, what is up with Bores and his mis-types of years? You're right-- it's just as bad as "April 31th". XD

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    2. Guess what? He did it again! In an article upcoming Simpsons Lego, he says they're coming out 2104.

      That's the fifth time he's made this mistake. Someone should go back to school.

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  13. I can't believe the Irate Gamer who has done absolutely nothing in life calls out someone as respecatble as Mark Waid for being a crybaby. Shut up Bores. Waid is certainly more intelligent than you, prick.

    Oh and it appears IG covered a comic/toy convention in Hong Kong. Oh God. My country's own version of Comic-Con, Singapore Toys, Games and Comics Convention is coming later this month. I hope he DOESN'T cover anything fro that event...

    Also, regarding NECA, yeah, I don't know why the hell they are making figures of NES versions of Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger. Not to mention, the NES versions of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street suuuuuucccckkkkk.

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    1. Mark Waid IS kind of a crybaby, though. He left DC because Dan DiDio and other apparently poked fun at Final Crisis in a convention even though I'm quite sure it was on jest, otherwise Grant Morrison would be off DC as well.

      During the whole "Orson Scott Card will write a Superman story" ordeal he complained about it in Twitter over and over and over. Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with Card's homophobic comments and actions either but Jesus Christ man, give it a rest (that story never got published anyway).

      And talking about Morrison, I actually liked his thoughts on the movie far more than Waid's. It's a pretty similar opinion but he comes across as much less whiny.

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    2. DC said that Card's Superman story will be published eventually, though haven't picked an artist yet.

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    3. Really? Well that's sucky. They'll probably wait 'till Ender's Game comes out so they don't go through the same shitstorm again.

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  14. I agree with both your thoughts on gore being out of place in Mario games. I don't understand the mentality of people like Bores, or even some real gamers and developers, that feel over-the-top violence is needed everywhere. "Abobo's Big Adventure" might've been the perfect game without the gore and toilet humor.

    Not that it doesn't have it's place, but some games do good with gore and some shouldn't even consider it.

    Also on the multiplayer, I agree that many times it should just be left out or at least planned better. The audience is largely to blame, though. Remember how everyone use to gush over DooM's deathmatch modes? They tolerated single-player only when they had no deathmatch partner and completely ignored the stellar co-op mod. Eventually all FPSs just had deathmatch, I think Quake IIIs single-player was just deathmatch against bots? I remember putting so much work into "DooM and DooMer"'s campaign and being criticized for not working more on deathmatch.

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    1. I thought blood in Call of Duty: World at War and Modern Warfare 2 was cool, especially the former game where it's possible to take off the arms and legs of German or Japanese soldiers using grenades or sniper rifles. However, Call of Duty having blood and gore makes sense because it's a franchise that involves guns, violence, and warfare. Adding blood and gore into a Mario game makes no sense. Mario is a videogame character whose games are meant for everybody to enjoy, regardless of age. If a Mario game incorporated blood, gore, and/or realistic explosions, many fans would become upset and turn their backs on the Mario franchise and, quite possibly, Nintendo as well.
      Has Mortal Kombat clouded Chris' vision of what makes a game good? It's not about blood, gore, or ultra-realistic effects. It's about the fun and entertainment that the game gives to the player(s).

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    2. @Shadow19
      I don't think it's Mortal Kombat, I think Bores is fully convinced that all gamers really act that way because he's trying to pass of as someone like that inorder to make people think he's legit. What he doesn't realize is that true gamers don't care about blood and gore, people to do are mocked and rediculed for that.

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  15. I have to agree with your comment about multiplayer in Arkham Origins (or any other game that doesn't need it, really), especially because it just looks BAD, the animations are utter crap compared to single player. With that said, I'm still looking forward to the actual game despite the lack of Rocksteady, but I'm generally positive like that. It's the same thing with the Ninja Turtles movie, despite all the awful-sounding stuff such as Michael Bay producing it, Megan Fox as April O'Neil or Colonel Schrader (or whatever his name is) instead of the Shredder, I'm still not quite ready to bash it, at least not before we get a trailer.

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  16. Pikmin 3 is really good. I'm having a lot of fun with it, so far. Just got the Blue Pikmin.

    Anyway, I wouldn't worry too much about the Wii U's lack of games. It's mainly due to third parties wanting to support consoles with actual install bases, hence why most third party titles are planned for 360 and PS3 releases well into next year.

    But anyway... does Bores even own a Wii U?

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  17. God, if Bores keeps this schedule up he might make a new video about the time they make a second season of Highschool of the Dead...

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    1. Hell they might have a third season of is this a zombie? AND enough time to dub the second season.

      Hey maybe planetary annihilation will be complete at that time...

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    2. A second season of Highschool of the Dead? Ok... Never watched the anime before. But the manga haven't been update for a long time...

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    3. @HeatEdgeSword
      Tell that to the people who are still waiting for it despite it being a huge load of crap...

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  18. I wonder what happen if Chris Bores was in Attack On Titan? He probably will get eaten by a titan due to his own stupidity.

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    1. He could be one of the Wallists who keeps shouting Bible speeches until a Titan grabs him and bites him off.

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    2. I'd say he would be an asshole who gets about a dozen other assholes killed. If Chris is gonna be in a fictional show, he might as well play the part he is already playing in real life.

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    3. Say, when did Attack on Titan get so popular anyways?

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    4. I don't know about Attack on Titan, but I think he'd be pretty quick to die in most given Gundam series (especially the seasons when Tomino was suffering from one of his big bouts with depression). Heck, I'd be even happier if he was melted into LCL for an EVA unit!

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    5. @Justin
      People just like the genre and writing I suppose.

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    6. @Justin It got even more popular when it received an animated adaptation. It's quite bizarre, actually. Since the original manga did won an award before that.

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    7. I've been thinking about it sometime, and I think I'll start it as soon as I'm finished with some of the other series I'm watching.

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  19. "Nothing. You know nothing."

    '...JON SNOW!', my mind immediately added. Maybe that should be Chris's new name here...

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  20. Ugh. His new Doctor Who article is dreadful.
    He says "Couldn't they find anyone better" and calls him Grandpa Who.
    Really Chris? 55 is ancient now? Guess that would explain why he acts like his mother can't use the keyboard.
    By the way has he ever showed any interest in Doctor Who before? He acts like he is a huge fan in the article.

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    1. He mentioned him when he re-introduced the Genie as an excuse for why he now plays him.
      There's also that Donkey Kong article mentioned last week.
      Other than that, no he hasn't mentioned Doctor Who before.

      I think people will enjoy what I wrote about that article (especially if they're familiar with Peter Capaldi's biggest role).
      Capaldi is a great actor, I don't see why we need "anyone better". As for "being too old", watch the classic series. Everyone there is older than David Tennant.

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    2. See, herein lies the problem. Everyone thinks that Tennant defines who should and is the Doctor. Nevermind that the Doctor is supposed to be slightly different each time...or they just think he's hot. This was also the same with Smith as well.

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    3. I was coming on here with the express intent to ask for a Bores destruction over that article. Thank you Dan for taking care of it. Now if you excuse me I have some Ten/Rose shippers to yell at.

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  21. So... anyone here computer savvy at all? I'd REALLY like some help in finding out why my windows keep flickering.

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    1. Post your specs.

      As in what kind of monitor, CPU etc.

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    2. Field Value
      Computer
      Operating System Windows 7 Home Premium Home Edition
      OS Service Pack -
      DirectX 4.09.00.0904 (DirectX 9.0c)
      Computer Name KAREN-PC
      User Name karen

      Motherboard
      CPU Type 2x , 2300 MHz
      Motherboard Name Unknown
      Motherboard Chipset Unknown
      System Memory 6052 MB
      BIOS Type Unknown

      Display
      Video Adapter Intel(R) HD Graphics 3000 (2108 MB)
      Video Adapter Intel(R) HD Graphics 3000 (2108 MB)
      Monitor Generic PnP Monitor [NoDB]

      Multimedia
      Audio Adapter Communications Headphones (IDT
      Audio Adapter Speakers / Headphones (IDT High

      Storage
      IDE Controller Intel(R) Mobile Express Chipset SATA AHCI Controller
      SCSI/RAID Controller DAEMON Tools Virtual SCSI Bus
      Disk Drive ATA TOSHIBA MK5076GS SCSI Disk Device (465 GB)
      Optical Drive TSSTcorp DVD+-RW SN-208BB SCSI CdRom Device
      SMART Hard Disks Status OK

      Partitions
      C: (NTFS) 476937 MB (176720 MB free)

      Input
      Keyboard Standard PS/2 Keyboard
      Mouse Dell Touchpad
      Mouse HID-compliant mouse

      Network
      Network Adapter Anchorfree HSS VPN Adapter
      Network Adapter Bluetooth Device (Personal Area Network)
      Network Adapter Dell Wireless 1702 802.11b/g/n (192.168.0.3)
      Network Adapter Microsoft Virtual WiFi Miniport Adapter
      Network Adapter Realtek PCIe FE Family Controller

      Peripherals
      Printer Fax
      Printer Microsoft XPS Document Writer
      USB2 Controller Intel(R) 6 Series/C200 Series Chipset Family USB Enhanced Host Controller - 1C26 [NoDB]
      USB2 Controller Intel(R) 6 Series/C200 Series Chipset Family USB Enhanced Host Controller - 1C2D [NoDB]
      USB Device Apple iPod
      USB Device Apple Mobile Device USB Driver
      USB Device Dell Wireless 1702 Bluetooth v3.0+HS
      USB Device Generic USB Hub
      USB Device Generic USB Hub
      USB Device Integrated Webcam
      USB Device USB Composite Device
      USB Device USB Input Device
      Battery Microsoft AC Adapter
      Battery Microsoft ACPI-Compliant Control Method Battery
      Battery Microsoft Composite Battery

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    3. Are your problems similar to the one in this video?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7apP3M6fcQ

      If so attempt this (below)

      http://www.furulevi.go.ro/windows_7_flickering_problem.htm

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    4. Yes, that is the same problem. I tried clicking the link but it won't go through. It keeps saying access denied.

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    5. Try these links. It should prompt you to download a reg file. If you succeed in downloading the file, run the reg file and restart your computer.

      https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=695509afd07dfcd3&id=695509AFD07DFCD3!390&authkey=!AHr3frb9s-lSrP8

      If that one doesn't work try this

      http://www.furulevi.go.ro/Windows7_flickering_FIX.zip

      Last but not least if you can't download the file then make a notepad text files and write the following

      REGEDIT4
      [HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop]
      "WaitToKillAppTimeout"="5000"
      "HungAppTimeout"="5000"

      [HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control]
      "WaitToKillServiceTimeout"="5000"

      [HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Control Panel\Desktop]
      "WaitToKillAppTimeout"="5000"
      "HungAppTimeout"="5000"

      Rename the text file extension to .reg and run the registry file. Hope it works buddy.

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    6. It worked. If I had money, and I knew you, and if I actually drank, I'd buy you a cold one as thanks. Seriously though, I owe you one.

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    7. Glad to see it worked. Though I don't drink either.

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  22. Hey, guys, 1st time commenter,long time reader. So, I was wondering what you guys think of the Uncharted series. I'd love to know what you think of them. But, if you don't like them, I can understand why.

    The games' problems (that I found anyway) are that they are unashamedly linear and some moments feel linear, ruining the immersion, some enemies are a pain in the ass to kill and it's also a cover-based shooter with regenerating health.

    But if you ask me, the games have more than enough positives for me to overlook those problems (there is a reason Uncharted 2 is considered one of the greatest games of all time). Mainly, the graphics, which are the least of the games' positives, are outstanding, characterization is top notch, writing is smart, great character-driven stories and best of all, high quality gameplay, with tense firefights and wonderful setpieces.

    *cough*cough*

    At least, that's what I think. Anyway, like I said, I'd like to see your thoughts on Uncharted.

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    1. Uncharted waters was an awesome game. You could pirate the shit out of everyone or explore cities and beat pirates. The only problem with the game is that it has too many cheap deaths. Run out of crew? Game over! Get attacked before you can switch your crew to combat alert? Might as well restart! Forgot to repair your ship? Game over. Sometimes depending on the historical character you picked, you can play for a long time without ever figuring out if you are in fact accomplishing anything. you also need to know basic geography too because if will die if you try to go through South America. I could go on but now I'm just being an ass because its clear you are talking about the TPS not the RPG.

      As for uncharted the modern TPS? I haven't played it, would be interested in it. My bro has played it, he had a lot of fun.

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    2. Thanks for the opinion, guys. As for me, I think that the best game in the series, like most, is Uncharted 2. I'm not saying the third isn't an outstanding game, trust me, it's obviously better than the first by several miles, but Uncharted 3 sadly lacked something I personally felt with the second game. Though that doesn't mean anyone who has a PS3 shouldn't buy it, not rent it, I mean BUY IT.

      Overall, I think Uncharted 3 had the best story, but Uncharted 2 had the best gameplay, though that's mainly because unlike Drake's Fortune and Drake's Deception, it mainly leaves the gameplay to the player, as in, no QTEs during gameplay.

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  23. These news articles are even more mind-numbing than Boring Man's videos! If this is Chris' primary thing now, then I'd better get the Tylenol ready. Now that I think about it, the ending to Man of Steel is probably not the ending I would have made for a Superman movie. Sure, I thought Supes snapping General Zod's neck was cool, but I don't think it fit Superman. It even got made fun of in How it Should Have Ended and Doug Walker's Zod Review of the movie! So, while I enjoyed Man of Steel, I do concede that it's one of the most divisive movies I've seen in a long time. Also, all this talk about merchandise from Bores seems like he'd be more for that than video games. See you around, Dan.

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    1. Read Emperor Joker if you want to see a story that handle Superman's moral compass well. Despite having everyone he knew and loved twisted, tortured, and killed, he managed to find a way to win without killing.

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    2. Well thank you for spoiling it for people who haven't seen Man of Steel yet...

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    3. @Vince. Thank you. I'll add that to the list of comics I'm looking for. I personally enjoy All-Star Superman.

      @Zelda. I'm sorry. I'll try to be more careful next time. I'll also make sure to keep the spoilers for other movies I've seen this year under my hat. I've noticed a pattern that most of the movies I've seen this year have been major league screwing with expectations of myself and others (see also Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, among others).

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  24. Chris Bores is in denial:

    "For all those comments directed at Chris .... please get a friggin life people. Chris has no idea this channel even exists! OMG he haas better and more pressing things to do with his time than to banter with imbesouls like you freaks. Don't flatter yourself DIY as Chris doesn't even know OR care who and what you are. Must make you feel special to think a UTube personality would give you the time of day! lmao ~ like I said DIY is psycho to the 10th degree ~"

    and Chris Bores decides to attack Doug Walker for no damn reason:

    "I see Doug Walker has now joined the e-begging wagon train ... insanity ~"

    also, Asalieri is a fucking hypocrite:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9_TWmWgFbk

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    1. I say Asalieri is a fucking hypocrite because at one point, he said that he will not go after TGWTG.

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    2. I just don't know who he thinks he's fooling. Heck, I don't even know what he's thinking... nor do I ever want to know. But man, is he just FUMING with jealousy.

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    3. @Dynamite Ninja
      He broke that promise a long time ago when he let someone use his account and series to "review" Linkara's street fighter comic review. And recently when he ranted about Linkara's ad block video for over twice as long as linkara's video.

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    4. Why is ANY form of internet donation is now considered e-begging? This is getting annoying.

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    5. @Adam
      Actually, you got that in reverse. Asa let someone borrow his account, then Asa said he wouldn't go after TGWTG again, but then he broke his promise.

      @Zeldafan
      Because James Rolfe popularized the term.

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    6. @ Justin
      Ah, thank you for the clear up.

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    7. @Justin

      Because James Rolfe popularized the term?, what are you impliying?, should it be, because Eric Gaede popularized the term and took advantage out of Lies, conjecture and slander?

      speaking of which:

      http://s23.postimg.org/yd7ylmm7f/elmer_and_asa_the_trolls.jpg

      oh and of course, Asa has ads on his ad-hominem videos.

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  25. You know, it's funny. Despite Bores writing him as the world's biggest sue, I've never once been given any reason that I actually ought to like IG as a character. Yet in the latest episode of "The Frollo Show", which bear in mind portrays him as a complete buffoon, I actually felt some twinge of sympathy for him.

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  26. Lordstarscream89 thinks I'm a cyberbully. Sigh...
    Nope, I'm not depressed because she called me a cyberbully. I'm depressed the fact that she's isn't sane.

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    1. If she continues bothering you, I should really teach her a lesson. I will have that review of mine up soon.

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    2. Don't worry, she didn't bothered me. It's the comment that she posted a comment that about I'm 'cyberbullying' her. And that comment was posted a month ago.
      Maybe I should pretend she didn't existed.
      But for me, it will be pretty hard.

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    3. Oh I see. But anyways, I'm working on my review on one of her fanfics now. Expect it tomorrow, or maybe tonight if I'm lucky.

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    4. Let me ask this...

      Why in God's fucking name is any form of criticism or opinion on the Internet related to a certain topic or issue considered "cyberbullying"? (Look at the whole Jennifer Livingston ordeal.) I'm getting sick and tired of it.

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    5. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7391024/12/Bad-Fanfiction-Theater

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    6. Wasn't one of Lordstarscream's poorly written trash covered on Fan Fiction Friday at one point?

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    7. That woman is insane. Ironic that she'd choose Starscream to represent herself; she's more like a blend of G1 Galvatron after the 1986 movie and Animated Blitzwing's "Random" persona. And yes, I am factoring in the episode where Galvatron was sent to a planet specializing in mental health, but his madness instead drove the planet insane. And that's just what I took away from your entries on her, HeatEdgeSword.

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    8. It's quite ironic since she called me a rabid brony yet she's a rabid transformers fangirl herself. It's also quite ironic that she didn't like Yaoi yet that fanfiction is... ugh...
      Oh, he did lyrics, not story.

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    9. I honestly want to see her reaction to trolls. That'd be a laugh.

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  27. Oh God...Guys. Look what I found on IMDb...

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2396343/

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    1. I...I...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlpRBLkgcBo

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    2. Well, I did read it before, so it doesn't surprised me.
      But, just who the hell added that before? Aside for us and some commentator, who the hell knew Shindaiohmaru?

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    3. Oh, dear lord... KARBIA HAS A FREAKIN' PAGE ON IMDB NOW?!

      "The horror... the horror..."

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    4. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3647093/board/nest/199082563

      He's Karbia, what do you expect? I have no idea how the hell did he know about stuff about himself.

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  28. I still think its funny that ladybuggin (Chris) claims we are all a bunch of "no life stalkers' and then she makes comments like this every other day.
    ined some extra weight. Won't be long before she will be in maternity clothes. Been hitting garage sales and finding all kinds of deals on baby items. I'm having a great time being a grandma!!! :D


    LadyBuggin777 1 day ago
    on a nother note, school is about to start and I'm going broke buying supplies for my grandkids. ha .... what happen to the good ole days when all they needed was a good pair of shoes, some pencils, and a pack of paper??? Is amazing how much everything costs these days!!! I'm getting too old for this. lol ~


    I think 90% of what we know about Bores personal life is thanks to him practically announcing it to everyone.

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    1. My god. Bores, who honestly gives a shit?
      "I'm getting too old for this."
      That's exactly what I think of you harrassing people on Youtube. And I just love how he claims we have no lives, and yet he wastes his time trolling people who don't like his videos.

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    2. Okay how old is Chris's mom? NO freaking parent would be surprised at the prices required to get equipment for school. Heck what the hell is he is buying that its making him broke (I don't even need more than 20 bucks worth of equipment a year)? This loud pointless broadcast is trying to sound like "Hey I'm a mother" but it sounds more like "Did I mention I have kids? NO really I have kids and I TOTALLY know how to take care of them. Honest, stop looking at me like that"

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  29. Sorry comment got messed up

    Update: My daughter is doing fine and is enjoying her pregnancy. She still isn't showing but she has gained some extra weight. Won't be long before she will be in maternity clothes. Been hitting garage sales and finding all kinds of deals on baby items. I'm having a great time being a grandma!!! :D

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    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

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  30. "But man, is he just FUMING with jealousy."

    Jealous over what?

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    1. @Invisible Crane

      "Jealous over what?"
      Why do you bother Crane? We know you're not that dense. We know you don't like TGWTG. But you don't have to pretend to be an idiot and overlook the guy you pretend not to idolize ignoring his own statements and continuously behaving butthurt because TGWTG actually has fans while he has only opportunists.

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    2. I think this image not only encapsulates how Chris feels, but also how Mr. Crane here feels.

      http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr176/Gopherivv/FJ%20reactions/th_he-jelly-ohhe-jelly.jpg

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    3. Just leave this place Invisible Crane. Nobody cares what you say.

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    1. I already told you that I never cared about Silent Rob, didn't I? So I pick the latter.

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    2. I'm sorry, I simply forgot.

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  32. So... Nostalgia Critic covered Sailor Moon... any comments?

    I DID grow up that show, along with DBZ... although I was never sure of if I liked it or not. To be honest, I'm still not.

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    1. I thought it was a lot better than his Digimon the Movie Review w/ Jesu Otaku. He acted like those people who get mad at me when I try t describe anime. Although he did admit he only watched early sailor moon. Would've like to see him talk about DiC's awful dub of the series...

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    2. Other than Lupin III and Cowboy Bebop, I can't really get into any animes. Although I have fought some of those terrible dubs of Sailer Moon.

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    3. Well, if you want to get into shonen anime (I know it means anime for little kids to teenagers, but considering the ludicrous amount of similarities every shonen anime has to each other, it might as well be a genre),I recommend Dragon Ball, specifically, the dub by Funimation, trust me, it's loads better than the original Japanese version. Why? Because it created a lot of tropes that modern shonen anime and manga have done.

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    4. I was never a fan of Sailor Moon, but DBZ pretty much summed up my childhood.

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    5. @ZeldaFan

      Same here. Though I'll say thus: If NC even THINKS of talking about DBZ, there will be blood.

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    6. to be fair, the review had the same problems as in his digimon review, he thinks revieweing it from the american perspective and give it a bad judge about it just because of the english version, is just lazy.

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    7. As a guy who never watched Sailor Moon, I have to wonder what will happen if NC watched the show until the very end of the anime. After all, some shows often get better after it's first season or so, like Teen Titans.

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    8. He wouldn't be able to get to the end. The last season never aired in America. And I don't believe it's very easy to find the last season of the anime online. Although, the series is getting revived sometime this year or the next. Also fun fact, the lady that wrote Sailor Moon is married to the guy who wrote Yu Yu Hakusho...

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    9. Actually, I meant whether or not NC would like or even love it after the point which he stopped watching Sailor Moon.

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    10. @Blade
      If you like blood you should try watching elfen lied. That one was bloody hilarious! Actually it was dramatic and a very interesting story and character development. Too bad it ends ambiguously.

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    11. I enjoyed it. I particularly liked the jokes where he had to resist admitting that he watched because he was attracted to the lead heroine. That's essentially something that many male viewers of that show have gone through. Still, if he thinks she looks a bit older than 14, imagine what would happen if he saw Yoko Littner.

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  33. So I wrote a comment about something Bores said on Facebook that I thought was referring to me. I was wrong. Here's what really happened.

    In the article for the CGI Zelda demo, someone left a comment with some criticism in it. Here's what he wrote.

    "I strongly disagree, Ganondorf’s pig form (Or Ganon) was awesome. Secondly, just so you know, Ganon’s appeared in other Zelda games. And also quit misspelling his name. It’s ‘Ganon’ not ‘Gannon’."

    Constructive and informative. Very nice.
    Bores responds:
    "And just so you know, it was spelled Gannon in the first game."

    ... Okay, but in every game since he's called Ganon. Quit acting like the first game is the only one.

    Then he posted this on Facebook (thanks to my informant for getting the screenshot).
    http://oi40.tinypic.com/dqhxfk.jpg

    So this guy gives legit criticism, and you go crying to your Facebook page about him.
    You're an asshole Bores.

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    1. Wow Bores, you are the definition of butthurt. Please explain to me how in the hell is me trying to give you constructive criticism make me a hater?Yes that was me trying to talk some sense into him.

      I honestly fail to see his logic. What he doesn't realize is that Ganon's name was misspelled in the first Zelda game and it was later corrected in re-releases. He's such an idiot.

      Oh and I read the comment section of his Facebook post and you won't believe the amount of stupidity is written by his fanboys. One of them even went as far as calling me a COD fanboy. I'm not mad, I just find this whole thing hilariously ridiculous. Oh, and he blocked me from his website. Lovely, you just proved once again how butthurt you are, Bores. I don't even know why I even bother.

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    2. I love how anyone who disagrees with him is a hater. Also great comment ZeldaFan.

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    3. After seeing that somewhat-immature remark on his Facebook wall, I sent Chris a private message through Facebook saying that in every Legend of Zelda game since the first one on the NES, Ganon has been spelt with two n's. However I doubt he will reply to it, let alone bother to read it.
      Also I love how Chris tries to ignore criticism by saying that Ganon being spelt with three n's is something "only kids growing up in the 80's will understand" when Zelda II: The Adventure of Link was released in 1988, one year after the first game, and character NPCs, as well as the game over screen, spell out Ganon with two n's.
      Either Chris has never played any other Zelda game besides the first one, or he just tries to defend himself by pointing to the first Zelda game on NES and says, "It's spelt 'Gannon' right there, so you're wrong!"

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    4. Wait-- I thought Ganon's name was always spelled with just two Ns, not three...

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  34. http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z344/xTpcoolx/ohMy_zps50b345a1.png

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    1. Oops, ninja'd by BatDan. Well, whatever.

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  35. Chris Bores posted more crap. first up is this little nugget of stupidity:

    "No, Blade, you imbecile. I'm not announcing it to everyone, you are doing that for me! I was telling jonathan and fwank, when you decided to stalk me and post it on a blog designed to be the town cryer. Isn't that what you wanted all along, to stalk IG's mom and play big man on the IG sucks blog with all your hate and obsession over me? Man you people are some pretty sick dudes! Just the sight of you half wits on that IG sucks blog makes everyone, including me, even a bigger IG fan. Noone can stomache how psycho you and your fellow bloggers sick obsession over IG and anything or anyone connected to him. No wonder Asa makes fun of you all constantly, your all very sick people ~"

    then this:

    "@Jonathan: Funny story: MrKillUltra is now the spokes person for all parents, which includes, mothers and grandmothers! Hilarious when he actually claims he only needs 20 bucks worth of equipment a year. Where does he shop and what friggin low income school would that be for??? Who can only spend 20$ on school supplies for three grandchildren and them be able to actually participate in classes??? He goes on to state that me, Ladybugging, is a pointlessly loud broadcaster of her grandma news. Funny as MrKillUltra has been broadcasting his loud pointless dribble on the IG sucks blogs for years! Ironic ~"

    and finally there's this:

    "If anyone is an asshole, batdannight, you're the biggest asshole of all. I'm pretty sure my son would agree with this whole heartedly ~"

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    1. Wow Jonathan is unsurprisingly an idiot. He clearly thinks that every student needs more than a paper, pencil and a binder to participate in class. Clearly he must be in a country in which you don't have a free elementary education and have to buy books your elementary grade children won't even bother to read let alone use more than 10% of. Hell I'm in university and I don't even need my textbooks. Aside from tuition costs, I don't spend more than $25 since I can use my equipment from last year.

      "He goes on to state that me, Ladybugging, is a pointlessly loud broadcaster of her grandma news"
      Woah wait what? Jonathan is ladybuggin? That would make alot of sense if you ask me.

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    2. actually, that was Chris's (Ladybugging777) reply to Johnathan.

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    3. Man Keyboard lag is bitch today.

      Note that its not "my grandma news" its her grandma news. Not many people talk about themselves in third person.

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    4. Because the disguise is starting to break. Chris can't keep it anymore and he's making more and more mistakes.

      He actually made a similar error in an article about Zatanna in Injustice.

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    5. if the comment is on Youtube, then yes you ARE pretty much announcing it to everyone because they can still freakin see it.

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  36. Chris Bores typed:

    "Batdannight has been wearing his BATMAN disguise for so long he now thinks EVERYONE is in disguise. Poor little delusional manchild, he needs to reboot his brain cells with logic and common sense ~"

    go home Chris Bores, you're drunk

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    1. No, he forgets to boot his brain cells... if he knows how to do that anyway.

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    2. I like how he just continues to ignore all the evidence given against him.

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    3. Where can I read these comments? I'm kind of curious.

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    4. On the bright side, he's not hiding behind the guise of his own mother now when he makes such comments. Sadly, it doesn't make him any more of an idiot.

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    5. @ROTRfanRKO

      Chris Bore's facebook page (the real one), his youtube dicussion page. Ladybuggin777's dicussion page. Jonathanhardwick's dicussion page.etc

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  37. Hey guys I got some exciting news for Pokémon.
    They introduced Mega Evolutions! http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml

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  38. More denial from Boring Man (in which he replies to fwank and Johnathan):

    "@fwank & jonathan: I told Christopher that the IG sucks bloggers and batdannight actually think that me, Ladybuggin, Christopher's mom, is the Irate Gamer in disguise. Christopher laughed his friggin butt off and told me, " So, let them go ahead and think it!" He was so genuienly amused, it made me laugh even more! :D"

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    1. It makes me laugh that even after actual proof has come up Buggin is Chris he's still trying to convince people otherwise.

      I hereby nominate Chris "Norman" Bores for Person in the Most Denial About Anything Ever award.

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    2. Wow he actually thinks he pwned us. What a shmuck.

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    3. Hey does this little line count as sexual harrasment? LadyBuggin777 3 hours ago

      And STILL the IG sucks blog doesn't know the difference between a penis and a vagina!

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    4. "think that me, Ladybuggin, Christopher's mom, is the Irate Gamer in disguise."
      Yes because you have to tell people of whom you talk to casually and on a daily basis the position of which you hold. Is that comment meant to educate people who have no business reading the comment or to reassert power over two people who might actually be getting nervous?

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    5. @Micharion
      "Sexual harassment is defined as, when any verbal, non-verbal or physical action is used to change a victim's sexual status against the will of the victim and resulting in the victim feeling inferior or hurting the victim's dignity."
      Seriously, Ladybugin777 has done so much harassment and blatant sock puppetry that its a wonder that he hasn't lost that account yet. It's like youtube really wants to keep Irate Gamer and since they know its him they're not gonna remove it.

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    6. Of course his justification for buggin not getting removed is probably going to be because there are no videos on that channel only comments which still falls under community guidelines.

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