Friday, November 15, 2013

Sonic Sez Go See a Doctor If Playing My Game Makes You Sick


Holy crap, a new review! After two months of Skylanders and ghosts, he finally put out a new review. I needed material after I realized his blog is the same shit again and again and again, and he almost never talks about video games.

The PS4 came out today, has Bores managed to be timely and release a video on that? Nope! It’s about Sonic Lost World, oh this is going to suck.

Sonic Lost World is… divisive. Personally I feel it’s not as good as Colors or Generations, and the fact that I need to hold down a button to run instead of having it done automatically feels counter-intuitive  But I still enjoyed what I played of it, and suggest that you get it at a discount.

Going through the video, it’s clear he did not script this. So I’m going to avoid using timestamps as he just rambles on and on.

Begin:
“Hey gamers, I want to talk about Sonic The Lost World in this Irate Gamer Neo episode” It’s just Sonic Lost World, there’s no “the” in the title.
“I first saw this game at the E3 event…” Take a shot.

He mentioned that he liked it at E3, but now that he’s played it at home he doesn’t like it. Hoo boy, this is going to be interesting.
His first issue is that the game is “really hard on the eyes” and he can’t play for more than 5-10 minutes at a time without getting dizzy. Well, that’s your own problem Chris. Don’t blame the game for something that’s clearly wrong with you. Go see a doctor, get your head checked out. You keep going on about how games make you dizzy or sick, and that’s all on you, you should probably do something about it.

He mentions that the “other people watching him play” got nauseous as well. You mean the girlfriend’s kids? Just say it.
He keeps going on about this problem, and then notes that if you don’t get dizzy  then you’ll be fine. Here’s the thing Chris, considering how often games make you dizzy or sick, you shouldn’t be fucking playing them! Why did you even choose this career path? Oh right, James Rolfe made it popular and you’re a leech. Seriously though, consider that maybe playing video games isn’t healthy for you and that you should find something else to do. I’m just saying.

He brings up that it’s Wii U exclusive, and wonders if that’s the case because “PlayStation and Xbox didn’t like the concept” No you fucktard! Pay attention to gaming news for once in your life! Nintendo and Sega struck a three game deal, that’s why Sonic Lost World is exclusive to Nintendo platforms! See, this is why you need to script this shit, so you can double check your facts, and not come across like a fucking moron!

“To all the people at Sega, I know you watch my videos from time to time” Bullshit! Okay, maybe some employees that work the phones or the marketing department have seen his videos, but I seriously doubt anyone from Sonic Team or anyone actually involved in development has seen his crappy crappy reviews.

He continues whining about the levels “twisting and turning” and then tells Sega that they should just “reboot Sonic 2, 3 & Knuckles levels because that’s what the fans really want”. Oh fuck off! You got that with Sonic Generations (which you didn’t play because you stole the footage for that review), let Sega and Sonic Team do something original. Quit living in the past! The same can be said to many Sonic fanboys out there.

Wow… that was crap.
Why even call it a review? He just whined about the fact the game made him dizzy. He didn’t even bring up the gameplay, the story, the sound, the controls, just a problem that only effects him and a few others. Hell, this review gave me more of a headache than Sonic Lost World ever did.

In fact, I have my doubts he actually played the game.

I made the reckless mistake of looking in the comments, and amongst the Bob spam I managed to find a comment calling something out.



Looking at the video, the box did have a gleam off it that implicated it was sealed. So, either he had a second copy of the game, he downloaded it digitally and just happened to have the retail version on him for some reason, or he’s talking out of his ass (as per usual).

That’s it for now. If you managed to pick up a PS4, enjoy it. If you liked Sonic Lost World, more power to you. Granted, that’s if you played Sonic Lost World (I’m hearing rumblings that the game sold really poorly). If you didn’t for real reasons like poor controls are the difficulty, then that’s fine too. If you get just as dizzy, seek medical help.

Think we’ll see the next retro review before the year’s out? *shrugs*

EDIT: I just remembered something!
Bores should have actually known about the Nintendo exclusivity deal, he brought up on his site before!
http://theirategamer.com/oh-sega-3rd-exclusive-sonic-the-hedgehog-nintendo-title-in-2014/
Look at that. How did Bores not remember the deal? The man seems to have major memory issues.

75 comments:

  1. Hey, I was just wondering, Dan. Did you pick up a PS4? And if so, what are your thoughts on the system AND its games?

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    1. I don't plan to until March, when Infamous Second Son comes out. There's just not much that interests me right now. I wanted Watch_Dogs but that got delayed so...

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    2. I'm going to buy one when the price drops. It costs a lot where I live. (seriously the price now is $4.000.)

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    3. JESUS CHRIST!!! That much?! It's still $400 in America, my neck of the woods.

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    4. It costs R$4.000 in our brazilian reals (the currency from where I live). In dollars, it costs $1.850.
      If you think I'm lying, here's a source of info that proves it: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ps4-costs-1-850-in-brazil/1100-6415637/

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    5. Oh, OK. Still, mighty expensive.

      And yes, I do actually recall reading about that.

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  2. Oh my god.
    I can't believe it, that's all he did on that video? Ok that is lazy. I mean, it is beyond lazy... he barely even talked about the game...

    IMO, Lost World was a let down. I was expecting more after Generations and what I got was a playable version of Sonic '06. I had a lot of hope about the new "Sonic X-treme"-like gameplay but it turns out it is just dull. Boring levels and easy as hell bosses.

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    1. I'm not gonna lie, I pretty much knew that even if I have a WiiU and bought the game, I was never going to like it as much as I like Generations. My problems with the game (even though I haven't played it yet) is that from what I've heard, the run button will automatically make Sonic run up a wall, which could've easily been fixed by making the run button the "parkour button" which fits Sonic nicely and making Sonic's speed gradually increase much like in Sonic Adventure. Also, the changes to the Homing Attack were very unneeded. A minor complaint from me is that I miss the Boost mechanic from Unleashed through Generations, but from what I heard, the mechanics in Lost World work pretty fine.

      Speaking of Unleashed, which version is the best, the PS2/Wii version or the PS3/Xbox 360 version? I only have the PS2 version, but since the store that sells the PS3 games I buy now have the PS3 version in stock, I'm planning to buy it.

      Aside from that, I figured most of you would like Lost World better than the previous Modern games, but guess I was wrong.

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    2. I had the Wii version, which made the exploration mechanic similar to an old point-and-click game like Maniac Mansion or Day of the Tentacle. The day stages were of course really good, and the Werehog fights; though unconventional, were pretty fun, since the motion controls weren't all that different from Wii boxing. Of course I love Colors and Generations, and I'm probably going to get Lost Worlds soon. I'm probably getting the 3DS version because I don't have a Wii U yet. It's on my list of 3DS games I'm looking for and adding to my wish list for Christmas and my forthcoming 22nd birthday.

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    3. I honestly never heard of Sonic Lost World until I saw Gametrailers released a review of it.

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  3. As far as the sealed copy of the game goes, there's a possibility that Chris recorded the opening scene and THEN played the same. That would explain why the seal is still there.

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    1. That won't fly. I re-watched the video, and everything was done in one take. For all we know, he probably just gave an opinion based on some "Let's Play" he watched, THEN played 20 minutes of the game as a way of editing non-stolen footage into the video. The theory would explain why he talked about the visuals more than usual.

      How can I tell Bores played the game at all? He ran into the exact same Badnik twice in the first clip. He sucks THAT much!

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  4. Okay new post from me is up on buggin ladybuggin. It also explains what I am going to try and do, give or take a few days. Here's the link. http://buggingladybuggin.blogspot.com/2013/11/buggin-is-terrible-person.html

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    1. Does Jonathan not realize there is multiple definitions to the one word he has issue with. For those that don't know Jonathan has been throwing a hissy fit lately since Mr. Kill Ultra said that Chris was being a faggot recently. Interesting how Jonathan when even referring to the word censors himself too, but not really relevant here. Anyway it could be he was directly insulting Chris' intelligence considering that faggot can also be used to refer to a bundle of sticks. Context's a bitch aint it Jonathan? Especially considering how nothing else of what was written had anything to do with Chris' sexuality. In fact considering how Jonathan went immediately to that conclusion what does that say about him?

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    2. New post from me as well. although again, check both out:

      http://buggingladybuggin.blogspot.com/2013/11/assumption-and-egotism-overload-3-jabba.html

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    3. Okay what is the deal with Jonathan honestly he almost immediately calls me a bigot for even daring to use the word that he is censoring. Of course considering the meaning of bigot it would certainly apply to him and buggin.

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    4. And (though it has nothing to do with Buggin, I just wanted to join the "Shameless Plug Club"), there's a new post from me as well.

      http://rrandomman.blogspot.com/2013/11/an-assault-on-your-sanity.html

      FFG reviews Star Fox Assault! Ugh, kill me now...

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  5. Oh dear word. This is what I was waiting for. I didn't really have anything to say on the last few posts because they were just usual bad from Chris. I've mostly been working on midterms and my Pokémon Y game. I'm interested in Sonic Lost Worlds; and it's clear that Boring Man has another Sonic Unleashed situation on his hands. Lack of research, blaming the game for his own faults; and complaining about change. I'm not quite ready for the PS4 yet. There were some interesting titles shown at E3, but none of them quite convinced me to buy the system for at least a year (I might consider it when Star Wars Battlefront comes out). I'm thinking I might get the Grand Theft Auto V PS3 bundle and some games and Blu-Ray movies to tide me over until then. Also looking into the Zelda Wii U bundle and possibly the Mario Wii U bundle for my family for Christmas. Hasn't Bores ever seen the warning in every game manual and even the startup screens of most games to talk to a doctor before playing if the lights and colors make you sick? I've mostly been playing with the 3D off on my 3DS because I haven't been sleeping well and I've been under the weather lately. So, I think I'll get some rest, drink plenty of fluids, watch some Pokémon (working on finishing Best Wishes, and Origins "Red" got dubbed today), One Piece, and The Clone Wars. I think I also have another entry into my worst moments of this year. See you around, Dan.

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  6. BatDan, how long do you think you'll hold out until you finally write the Home Improvement Redux Recap, featuring the first appearance of "Wilkins"?

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    1. Or the first HD episode where he reviewed 7-Up video games?

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  7. What's sad is the current president of the US is just like Chris Bores.

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    1. As is the asshole couple running a certain "baking company" in Arizona that was on Kitchen Nightmares...

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    2. I thought the wife was way worse, especially after firing that girl for simply questioning her about what table one of the orders was supposed to go to.

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    3. The only thing that's good about the restaurant are the desserts but the food and how she cooks and her husband kissing her ass a lot, yeah definitely not a place for me to eat.

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    4. I thought the desserts were store-bought, or at least there's speculation that they were.

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    5. Desserts were store bought. What makes the saga even greater is the fallout afterwards.

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  8. I thought Sonic Lost world was a solid game that takes the "practice makes perfect" phrase a bit seriously. Once I mastered the controls, the game felt rather sublime. If I were to review this game, I would give it an 8. Of course, that's just my opinion.

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  9. UGH, I just get so sick of people only wanting Genesis Sonic games. If you ask me Sonic games have the most unwarranted hate than any other video game series. Yes, Sonic has had bad games in the past, but the only 2 truly awful ones I can think of are 06 and Shadow. Everything else has been average, good, or pretty great like Generations. And even during Sonic's "dark age," most if not all of the portable games were pretty good too. Ugh, sorry, rant over.

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    1. I feel as if the Pokemon series suffers the same fate, especially with the concept of "Genwunners" that will bash anything Gen II or above; despite every other thing in Gen I being broken as hell.

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    2. I didn't even think Shadow was that bad, at least not the actual gameplay. What was horrible was the fact you had to keep replaying it to take all the different paths. Each individual playthrough was really short so it was just a cynical way of lengthening the game. Sonic 06 was the only Sonic game that was legitimately almost unplayable. There's been some other mediocre ones but no other horrific abominations of the industry as Sonic 06 was, probably the worst game I've ever completed on any format.

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    3. I couldn't agree more with Notorious B.I.G.O.T.

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    4. At least 06 is funny to watch other people play kinda like that game you give to your friends just to fuck with them.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6cpMjqBc_s

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  10. "Even MrsKillUltra's own mother replied " I prefer to just be friends,"" -Ladybuggin in an attempt to insult me

    And there you have it folks, Chris thinks incest is okay... because seriously... wouldn't the proper response be "ew OMG no I'm not gonna have sexual relations with my son?". Who the hell would think the insinuation that having sexual relations with their mother is an respectable insult. Good Job Chris! We can now add incest to your ever large and ever growing list of problems.

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    1. It get's worse considering how Jonathan has this to say.

      Food for Thought: If Mr.Kill Ultra isn't a bigot (or a self-hating closeted homosexual), then he'd do the right thing, remove that mention of the slur in http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Contra#Trivia and apologize for what he has done to gays everywhere.

      Isn't that some obvious doublethink?

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    2. Yes it is as I have no reason to apologize for something I never wrote (that's doublethink one) and its hilarious to make claims that you don't support discriminating against homosexuals while you act as if being homosexual is an bad thing hence all the insults about my sexuality.

      I will not be removing that comment since its inclusion has resulted in extra hilarity to the page and the resulting responses have resulted in even more hilarity to be added to the page. In addition I see no reason to remove something that I didn't write (thereby causing an edit war with a contributor over ambiguous grounds) and has taken scrutiny by boomerang bigots... or and should I note that your fans are using the very same words Chris in their contributions to censoring the internet... a campaign you clearly support?

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    3. http://s1345.photobucket.com/user/Beastman35/media/JoeclaimshedoesntusegayslursyetwillaccuseothersofsuckingdickDoublestandardsmuch_zpsf62d13bc.png.html?sort=3&o=1

      I find it hilarious he goes out of his way to censor himself when he's accused you of sucking BatDan's dick. I guess he also has a short memory as well.

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    4. @Beastman
      I find that this is just more evidence that Batdamn isn't batdamn. Chris has poor as shit memory, but Batdamn tended to remember things so he could bring them to avoid having to continue an argument he was losing.

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    5. Redid to make it clear who it is and what he says.
      Wow it gets worse. Even though this is directed at me.

      "The fact that you're defending the use of a homophobic slur as perfectly okay shows that you're quite bigoted against gays, or else you wouldn't even think of justifying Mr. Ultra Bigot's usage of it. :D I also love how you never answered by previous questions. Let me highlight them for you...

      Why use words you don't know the meaning of? If you're going to use a word to insult IG's intelligence, why pick a discriminatory slur against a specific group of people? :D Did you even think your post through before you posted it? :D

      Also, why should you defend what Mr.Kill Ultra/Lasersquad said? Is he such a coward that he can't defend his own usage of a slur? See how quiet the blog is in regards to you bringing up the subject? It's because they don't want to touch it with a ten-foot pole. They know Mr.Kill Ultra fucked up. :D"-Jonathan's logic

      Why can't you answer these questions directly, Mich? :D Also, why did Mr. Ultra Bigot lie about typing that slur? :D

      When did I ever say that I didn't know what words mean since as I said the definition you are complaining about is both slang and, the key point here, NOT THE ORIGINAL DEFINITION. Oh and cut the crap with you saying that Ultra did and did not say it at the same time. In fact the proof you use to him saying it actually shows that someone else had the possibility. For the second "question" Ultra did say something about it and that amounted to it is not his problem and that he might cause an edit war which is an all around bad idea. Oh and Jonathan stop trying to troll under the pretense of asking a question.

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    6. "Is he such a coward that he can't defend his own usage of a slur?"

      I have already proven that its not me and if you check wiki logs you'll see the edit that adds the word f****t with the description "Just correcting a little error.".

      http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Contra?diff=5645&oldid=5644

      I feel no further need to protect myself from baseless accusations from people with even less credibility than kindergarten student.

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    7. Wow, how in the world did she make it even worse.

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      The saddest thing is that MrsKillUltra tries to claim that you, me and IG are all the same people INSTEAD of apologizing for his wrongs against IG. He is not worthy to be called a man if he can't own up to his own misdeeds. Still a liar rookie ~

      No you simply do not get an apology after insulting someone buggbrain. Oh and Buggin you really should stop trying to question people's intelligence and then immediately say for realz. Oh and pray tell where is your proof that Ultra made that edit that you say he did. Nothing from Jonathan counts since he actively scrubbed the proof that proves him wrong out of his comment. Of course all things considered you do not think rationally buggin funny how that part of the brain is also where planning happens.

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    8. Ironically, I did a little sleuthing of my own, and discovered that this isn't the very first time this guy is known to do this.

      http://youtubepoops.wikia.com/wiki/Fake_Daniel_Clayton

      http://pooppedia.wikia.com/wiki/AwesomeSeaCucumber

      http://pooppedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Brat_Family

      As you can see, vandalizing wiki's just happens to be one of Jonathan's favorite past times.

      Also, I love seeing how instead of facing his double standards, he instead opts to call me Jabba and claims that I'm not using my jdupkoski account anymore? I'm apparently missing something there, but whatever.

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    9. "INSTEAD of apologizing for his wrongs against IG."

      I have only stated the truth that supported by the evidence and can be inferences from his actions. The words written on the Irate Gamer does not suck wiki is protected by parody laws and is not subject to slander as it does not personally insult Chris Bores and any case against me would be thrown out of court because you had the wonderful foresight of naming a character that sucks after yourself. And Chris... if you're referring to IP trace Lasersquad did... not only are you talking to the wrong person but I believe your first defense was "I knew I was clicking an IP logged link but I did it anyway to let the plan fail" which has been translated to "I did not know the fuck I was doing and will admit victory in the clear cut outcome of defeat". Had you put a decent defense instead of the nonexistent 'holy crap I've been found out' excuses that even Ben Wagner threw out then maybe there would some evidence that I wrong; but as it is your mother couldn't show up at an event planned months in advance and despite being only 30 minute away from you, has never been in another video and seems to be immune to the youtube harassment laws just like you are from every other law on youtube. There is no chance I could be wrong given the defense you've have put up and the evidence on the table. Opinions are subject to change and I mere stating me opinion the form of a working and highly probably thesis.

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    10. @Beastman
      What evidence is there that ties him to Batdamn aka Jonathan? And by batdamn I mean the old batdamn not the imposter known as Chris.

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    11. All of this was found while searching batdanmn, which as we all know was batdamn before then, and then was Constantine Chernobyl, going to Jonathan, and then his endless Jabba accounts.

      The fact that he's vandalizing the wiki, and the fact that it's something that he's known to do, all seems to point to it being the same person. Also, after reading everything posted on those, it all seems to fit. That, and the fact that batdanmn was the guy doing all that, and now the wiki is being vandalized, seems to me it's still him. But, that's just my opinion.

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    12. Well I was just wondering if you could quote something or link something that would act as good evidence. I've noticed that all those accounts are inactive so it does support my theory that batdamn has moved on.

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    13. I wonder why Ladybuggin and Jabba are still doing that. Why they can't let people have opinions? They are so butthurt because some people hate IG and so they have to protect him because IG is our god and thus you cannot tell that he is bad or not.

      Jesus Christ, when they are going to stop!? It is useless, if they continue doing this, IG will become even more infamous that he already was. Then again IG is digging his own grave.

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    14. Hey I think Irate Gamer's reputation is totally shot now. It doesn't take very long until you find some skeleton in the closet. Batdamn, his more loyal white knight, essentially wanted to bankrupt people by posting their videos so that people would watch those videos instead of actual videos (depriving the owners of the video of ad revenue). He even discussed this with his good friend Asalieri and they both agreed that he should try and steal other people's ad revenue. In all honesty I'm glad Batdamn isn't coming back. It would mean that he has finally learned to grow up.

      What really gets me concerned is how silly and immature their reactions are to criticism. I mean this is the internet, its population is HUGE, just about everyone in a developed country has been exposed to the internet as a result there's a lot of competition. When you have so many people in the same spot, visiting the same website, looking for entertainment, there's gonna be scrutiny and criticism no matter how small time you are. With things like globalization and international competition the standards and skill sets required to be successful are increasing at an ever alarming rate. Now more than ever is important to listen to criticism and to expand one's skill set. But people like Chris and Game dude decide that the first thing they should protect is their ego and not the quality of their work. The result is that they get a small cut following because people want to see other people not succeeding as a form of entertainment while the people who do work hard actually manage to progress.
      All of this just raises an important question: "Why did you go to the trouble of putting your work on the internet if you don't want to entertain people?" to which the only answer they could give is "I wanted to satiate my ego". And that's all there is to these of kinds of people.

      Notice that most of them just want to have as many 'friends' as possible and to keep them on a leash. Chris is fine with Charlie being his friend even going out of his way to meet him (because arranging to meet children in secluded areas is a wise move). Chris keeps tabs on all the people who say they like him and practically force them to troll others in order to stay friends with him. He's practically holding power over other people and using them to satisfy his self centered ego.

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    15. @MrKillUltra

      All of that was found just doing a google search of Batdanmn. When you got to the last page and click to include all omissions, go to page 6 and there's a link to a video that shows some of the people he's trolled.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2EO5TNsRQ

      In the description, the guy clearly states that this guy trolled the other guys and is a fanboy of Batdanmn. Given the fact that we know Batdanmn is someone who impersonates others, enjoys editing wikis, and even went and edited one of the wikis of the people listed in the description of the video, oh and also this.

      http://pooppedia.wikia.com/wiki/Doodledoug3212

      Scroll down and look at the comments. Not only will you see the comment made by a guy that he betrayed, but the comment itself shows even then he was impersonating people, specifically the guy's mom.

      If there's anymore that I find, I'll post it.

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  11. A bit of trivia, though it's quite minor and not much of a big deal: Sonic Lost World isn't a Wii U exclusive; it's also on the 3DS.

    I also heard Mario & Sonic 2014 got mixed reviews just like Lost World… Ouch. The Hedgehog's first outing on the Wii U and he already has two mediocres.

    I think I'll wait till the PS4/One gets better hardware and pice-drops before I buy them, considering how PS3/360's at launch had faulty hardware in certain aspects.

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    1. Sonic Lost World is also on regular Wii and DS, correct?

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    2. No, not really. I think that you're thinking of Colors, which appeared in those two systems.

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  12. As a guy not completely obsessed with speed, Sonic Lost World is good to me.
    Wait.....that is all?This isn't a review, this is...I don't even know what is.
    Don't you fear that you are feeding him with hate, like most of the Internet does with Justin Bieber and the whole mankind does with Hitler?

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    1. No not really because there's only two outcomes
      1. We quit and he then proceeds to use the fact that no one is criticizing him (youtube comments will get deleted) and then call it a springtime for hitler and proceed to scam more people and hurt more people
      2. We don't quit, thereby ensuring that there is a healthy stream of information about a person who would general censor and remove as much information as possible about himself. The fact of the matter is, even Tvtropes refuses to document this character known as Chris Bores.

      In addition: Your analogy is inapplicable unfortunately.

      Justin Bieber is popular because girls find him hot or some shit and even then its not like having a hatedom significantly helps him in the long run.
      Hitler managed to do the crap he did because people IGNORED him. No one before world war 2 wanted to acknowledge that the building up the military and killing off his political opponents were bad things. There are quotes of people (who would participate in taking down Nazi Germany) who praised him mainly because no one wanted another war so they chose to ignore many of Hitler's actions. Building up the military; "come on man cut it out". Annexing land? "Okay sure you can have that"... this was the policy known as appeasement and they let him get away with so much its almost a wonder why they didn't just let him have the entire continent...

      To ignore someone just because you hate them is to let them get away with everything that pisses you off and in addition allows them to get away with tricking and harming people who legitimately don't know him. In other words NO BYSTANDER SYNDROME IS NOT A SOLUTION!

      Unless of course you are telling me that Chris Bores is a warhammer 40k Chaos Blood God and hate will result in him flushing forth soldiers from the warp? Because I'm prepared for that too =)

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  13. I just played the demo for Lost World and what I played put a smile on my face. Considering the 3D Sonic games I've played, outside of Colors and a bit of Generations, have been remarkably terrible experiences that at least makes me interested. Maybe I'll check it out at a later date. But Mario 3D World is just more important.

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  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7ltXKg-hc

    Just if anyone's interested...

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  15. So it's off topic. I never played Lost Worlds but saw a Let's play and it looked fun. I will give Bores' credit in not calling it a Mario Galaxy clone. Anyway. Any of you guys watch Kamen Rider Gaim? I really like the story so far of it, it's like a less annoying Faiz. Also, the fruit armor is not as bad as I thought I would be. Anyone else?

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  16. Anyone playing X-com enemy within? I just got it today and I can't wait to start MEC spamming.

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    1. Running around uppercutting aliens and EXALT off of roof tops and through walls is never not amazing.

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    2. Yeah my only complaint is that they lied about the electropulse tier 3 ability it says "stuns organic enemies" if by stun they mean totally flash fry then it'd be more accurate.

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    1. Probably good like many Let's players Dood?

      Why not just visit his youtube channel and see for yourself dood?

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  18. You missed one small error on Bores' part. Sonic Lost World is NOT a Wii U exclusive. It was released on the 3DS as well.

    Also, some people do have a condition where they can get motion sickness easily and it's not something you can just go see a doctor and get fixed. However, this still doesn't reflect the "majority".

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    1. I like the research you've done in your statement but I would also like to note that people with these conditions shouldn't be reviewing these games at all. I would like to add that a sizable deal of people have conditions that make them prone to seizures and violent convulsions that can kill them and every single game and console has a warning message specifically made for these people.

      Writing that game made you dizzy without explaining things like the camera or level layout is just poor reviewing. Starting every review with the warnings "do not play this game if you are prone to seizures" is just repetitive especially since the people who are aware of their condition should already know to avoid the TV and anything that makes flashes. I have a friend who gets dizzy playing open ended games and it really sucks for him since playing game is something he really likes. The important thing is that he acknowledges that its his disorder that prevents him from playing the game not blame the game for making him dizzy.

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  19. From what I played of Lost World in the 3DS eShop demo, it was ok.
    In other news, TIGG (both the normal and lite version) seems to have been removed from the App Store. Interesting, very interesting indeed...

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    1. Well, so much for that, huh? I'm looking forward to future developments regarding this.

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    2. Is that the beginning of Bores' end?

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  20. hey everyone, check this shit out:

    "To all the friends of the IrateGamer: Please be aware that Dynamite Ninja, MrKillUltra, are taking quotes from me, Ladybuggin777, and Jabba D'Fatski, and posting them on the IG stillsucks wiki pages and the IG sucks blog and claiming that it Chris Bores' quotes. Christopher has no knowledge of any of these said quotes and/or of Dynamite Ninja or MrKillUltra. This is all fraud and deception on their part. All quotes are property of Ladybuggin and Jabba NOT Chris Bores aka The Irate Gamer. This is an illegal act and can be tried in a court of law for defamation of character and slander, libel. Please be advised that Chris Bores is in no way involved in the wrong doings of Dynamite Ninja and MrKillUltra.
    Thank you, sincerly, Ladybuggin777 ~"

    All I can say is, have fun being laughed out of court :D you don't scare us at all Chris ~ :D

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    1. Isn't there a law about not knowing the law? Since seriously buggin does not seem to understand anything that she talks about.

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    2. I guess it never occurred to Chris "Norman" Bores that just because you delete an offensive comment you made off the Internet and someone else happened to save it and post it elsewhere doesn't mean it never existed.

      Also, am I the only one who noticed the "me, Ladybuggin777, and Jabba D'Fatski", and still ends his silly comment with "sincerly, Ladybuggin777"? Looks like someone got so carried away that they forgot that they were trying to hide their sock puppet.

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    3. There's no law against against the misrepresentation of a fictional character and as such there's no violation being committed here. In addition no lawsuits can be made as the character was named after the author and since there is reasonable doubt either which way and to whom I am referring to when I say "Chris Bores you are fucking idiot who has multiple personality disorder" its impossible for the court to rule whether I am referring to the individual or the character either way I'm in protection of freedom of speech as the statement is based on truth and current events and is not made with the intention to intimidate or to make a long run on sentence. You cannot possibly pursue the legal route as you cannot even get your story straight Mr.'Me-Chris-Bores-sincerely-Ladybuggin777''

      @Micharion
      It is illegal to state that you know the law and attempt to assist others in the legal process when you not certified to be a lawyer (or are disbarred). Being ignorant of the law is not illegal however and violations of laws you are ignorant of will be counted against you as you are expected as a citizen to be aware of the law if you aren't already.

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    4. Chris Bores... he dun goof'd!

      Boy, I imagine the jury, lawyers, judge, and bailiff having a field day if Bores walked into the courtroom...

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  21. You know I actually I have heard quite a few people complain about this game making them nauseous, I disagree but for once maybe Bores isn't just complaining for the sake of it.

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