Friday, December 19, 2014

Almost End of the Year Update Things Blah...

Once again, Chris goes by several weeks without posting anything of substance. He posted another damn Skylanders video, but who cares.
Hm? He posted an update video?
*watches*

He claims he's hard at work on History of Video Games Part 7, and he wanted it out now but he was "too busy" (more ghost garbage?). He claims History is his main focus now. Even if you claim that Chris, you're never going to finish it. Especially at the stupid pace you're going. Not to mention all the time wasted on pointless jokes and sketches. I get the feeling he spent more time animating Mr. Magoo in the last video than he did doing actual research or playing the games. And that was just lip flaps!

Oh and there's the "reality TV" show. For the last couple months he's been bragging that he'll be appearing in a reality TV show. He won't say which one, that must be one weird NDA he had to sign if he can't say. He brags that what he did shocked the film crew. I don't believe that, he lies all the time so why should I believe this claim? Also, no mention of the horror movie you supposedly appeared in? The one where you claimed you got the most lines because you're "such a good actor"? He said this all on Facebook, his egotism is just stunning.

Yeaaah, I don't think we'll get anything else until 2015. It's likely my next post is the Worst Moments of 2014. Yes, I'm doing it, you can stop bringing it up now!

On another note, Chris "unfroze" his subscriber count so we can see it again. He went from 145k to 149k. Probably a lot of people that fell for that horrible "opening up" video. Just continues to show me that people really are that stupid. Of course, it doesn't reflect in the views, even his gravy train Skylanders isn't doing well. Gee, it's almost like he's doing what people DON'T want him to do. However, Chris is too stubborn and stupid to realize this. Criticism? Pfffffffffffft

Until next time.

65 comments:

  1. Am I the only one who finds the line "Irategamer world" (from the update video) weird? Why does he even bother calling himself the Irategamer when he, essentially, "retired" the Irate Gamer Show? Sure it was to bring up the Christmas sale going on at his website, but that line just sounded strange to me regardless.
    I am surprised that he has claimed how History of Video Games is now his main focus, but how will this affect his other side-shows, like Irate the 80's or IG Neo? Seeing as how we haven't seen a single video of the former since July nor one for the latter since March, I'm guessing they could easily die out at this rate.
    I wish you good luck on compiling the Worst IG/CB Moments for 2014. I'm looking forward to it, BatDan!

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  2. I wonder if his DVD includes footage from Power Rangers, which he presumably wouldn't have permission to use and then sell..

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    1. It does.
      http://www.totalactionadventure.com/content/are-they-worth-it-dvds-internet-19-irate-gamer-volume-4

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  3. BTW, with 2015 approaching, I hope certain things from Back to the Future Part II happen-- hoverboards, flying cars, power laces, and the Cubs finally winning a World Series for the first time since 1908!

    I have a very good idea what's going to be #1 on the Year-End list of worst Bores moments of 2014-- either his insult to JewWario for committing suicide back in January (and almost a year later, he STILL hasn't apologized for his comment), or his desperate 39-minute attempt at making James look like the bad guy (and SOMEHOW getting a lot of praise for it, which baffles me), but still putting out mundane videos nobody cares about like his Skylanders and ghost hunting crap...

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    1. Don't forget his very short-lived attempt to give his Skylanders videos their own channel. Or that he agreed to let footage from his E.T. review appear in "Atari: Game Over", only for said footage to appear right alongside footage from the Angry Video Game Nerd movie.

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  4. off-topic:
    I'm sure all of you have heard of the movie company, "The Asylum"? They have no talent or creativity. They just specialize in obvious, and half-assed, knock-offs.

    On another note, I just found this scary game called "Five Nights at the Asylum".

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    1. And you could say Video Brinquedo does the same thing, but with cartoons...

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    2. You know, The Asylum are the people who made Sharknado. So I got VERY pissed off when that film became such a memetic hit, because nobody knew it was made by a bunch of uncreative, thieving assholes.

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    3. Just to clarify, The Asylum had nothing to do with the creation of this game. I just found it funny that the name of the knockoff game happened to be similar to the name of the knockoff movie company.

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    4. Must be people in the asylum making movies

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  5. I'd love to see Chris Bores on the Bachelorette

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    1. And he would be the first one rejected...

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    2. And knowing how he took Ubisoft's rejection, the mansion will light up like a Roman Candle (or it'll just turn into a still image with a Boresboom superimposed on it).

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    3. His acting is dumber than some of the broads there. Yes reality tv is more or less acting

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  6. At this point I ask we give Chris a break. He's having personal issues right now which I would rather not discuss on here but if you're friends with him on Facebook you'll know what I'm talking about.

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  7. Here's a song about IG:

    http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theeagles219.shtml

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  8. @BatDan - Like I was saying, when and if you include Bores' "opening up" video on the 2014 year-end list of worst Bores/IG moments (which I'm sure you'll most likely do), the whole issue of him suddenly getting praised (and James and Mike getting a lot of hate) for that video despite a lack of evidence needs to seriously be addressed. I mean, look at people like BigAl2k6, RandomDCE, and Save-State Gamer, for example!

    Plus, I think the issue of your site being labeled a "hate blog" by so many people (many of whom say "Bores is old news now! He's awesome and cool!") has to be addressed, too, since it really isn't one because you provide factual evidence and legit reasons for being critical of Bores.

    To me, that almost 40-minute video is THE single-worst thing Chris has ever done in the almost nine years he's been on YouTube. Worse than his Zombies Ate My Neighbors review, worse than "Somebody call 911, 'cause I was ROB'd!", worse than "ROB-O-Cop", worse than his rushed 3-in-1 video, worse than his DVDs he rushed out to beat the AVGN's, worse than his e-begging "spoof", worse than his DealDash scam, worse than him "blowing up" Ubi Soft HQ at E3, and even worse than him insulting Justin Carmical for blowing his brains out. In fact, all the things I mentioned pretty much tie in to why Chris should not be a guy deserving any form of sympathy despite his attempts at making James Rolfe and Mike Matei look really bad.

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    1. I agree with all except one.

      Justin's family, friends, and fans where just beginning to mourn him. Chris's comments were insensitive to so many people, not just Justin himself.

      The opening up video is the second-worse so far, but it's not even a close second.

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    2. Hey, an opinion's an opinion, I suppose. :D

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  9. BTW, speaking of Bores' "opening up" video, it surpassed 100,000 views...

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    1. At least it isn't a million right?

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    2. I wouldn't be surprised if it did, though, knowing how many people fell for that... :-(

      But for the time being, I'm glad it's not at 1M views. :-)

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    3. To be honest, 100,000 people isn't really a lot at all. Nothing to worry. XD

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  10. In terms of "Worst Moments of 2014", maybe we should bring up the time when he posted a photo of a wave that looks like a face and made a comment about the fury of Poseidon. Then someone commented on the article to insult him, and Bores edited it into a comment about the photo. here is what it looked like before he edited the comment, and here's how it looks now.

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    1. *chuckles* I can't believe I forgot that... that does deserve to be on the list of worst moments of 2014 for Bores!

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    2. "this is interesting!"

      Wow Chris, you sure are creative.

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  11. Off topic, but am I the only one that thoroughly dislikes YourMovieSucksDOTOrg?

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    1. You probably are-- I love YMS.org (and Adam's songs). Especially when he trashed movies like Cyberbu//y and Megan is Missing, both of which suck, yet get an UNHOLY amount of praise..

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    2. What I can't stand about him is his habit of nitpicking and his voice is so whiney and annoying.

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  12. Don't know if anyone cares, but a video's been recovered.

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    1. Good to see the video of Game Dude's Mickey Mousecapade review again. Now I hope you can reupload Chris-Chan's 'review' of Brutal Legend. :D

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    2. @Sovereign64
      *shutters* Please don't mention that..... thing's name here.

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    3. As well as RetroGamer3/Ed Findlay's Mortal Kombat video and the 100th episode where iJustine's Portal 2 walkthrough and Mike Matei's Minecraft review both get trashed. :D

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  13. Merry Christmas to Dan, and all of you my friends!.

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  14. Merry Christmas to all except Chris Bores. Chris can go fuck himself, get a dick up the ass for all I care (impersonating Armake21).

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  15. Merry Christmas everyone! (Even though I'm a day late but whatever. XD)

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  16. On a side note, these two little videos that I found on YouTube best ScrewAttack nowadays:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbLQm1csrf8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33sY-kKjIRk

    Merry Christmas!

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    1. I started disliking Screwattack when I got sick and tired of them bashing Halo all the time and when they posted the Top 10 Franchises that need to die video, I stop watching them altogether because that video was one of the most asinine videos any game journalism website has ever put up.

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    2. @Sovereign64
      Don't forget Craig's sexist and creepy 'Hottest Female Video Game Characters'. Seriously, that video was cancer.

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    3. I stopped watching ScrewAttack because Stuttering Craig was getting more and more obnoxious.

      With that said, I've always enjoyed Handsome Tom a lot more, due to his laid-back, soft-spoken, dry sense of humor.

      Without the AVGN, ScrewAttack wouldn't exist.

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  17. Hey Dan, while you're waiting for Chris'next video to come up, why don't you rip apart Ed Findlay's review of the AVGN movie?

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    1. You know what him and Fox News have in common? They both claim to be fair and unbiased, but what they say means otherwise.

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    2. Funny, I thought Fox News claimed to be "fair and balanced". :D

      Either way, you're right-- both are hypocrites.

      Now, I await the list of worst IG/CB moments of 2014! Still betting either the insult to JewWario or "opening up" video will be #1...

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    3. Now that I've reminded everyone, I'll bet the time in February where Archon posted on Bores's site to yell at him to post something that's actually interesting, only for Bores to edit his comment to say the opposite, will be somewhere in there.

      "My posts are interesting, and I'll make you say so! I'm an editor, you know!"

      By the way, I wish I could edit the comments I made, rather than delete and repost them.

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    4. God needs to edit Chris Bores

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  18. And in other news, Christian Weston Chandler was recently arrested (again) for assault at a Gamestop store, where he maced an employee.

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    1. The fact that something like that exists pretty much proves there is no god. I'm offended that that thing is the same species as you and me. Actually no, I refuse to believe that thing is human.

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    2. Personally, I want to believe that everything about CWC is nothing but an elaborate act, but there's so much info to convince otherwise.

      I wonder if Chris Bores is immature enough to eventually go to extreme lengths and tell people to stop buying AVGN's DVDs and what-not when driven to hard desperation.

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    3. Knowing how so many fell for that "opening up" video, I wouldn't be surprised if they listened to him.

      @TheNotoriousPhantom - I hope Chris-Chan gets a jail sentence. Shame he didn't get one when he assaulted Michael Snyder.

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    4. @ Notorious Phantom

      I believe Chris Bores' immaturity is more like Amy Bouzaglo from Kitchen Nightmares. A person who is in complette denial of every mistake she makes. She and Chris will make the perfect couple.

      Don't know what I'm talking about? Watch the Kitchen Nightmares episode of Amy's Baking Company to see for yourself.

      See you all in 2015. ;)

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    5. There's actually a "Return to" episode of KN that involves Amy Bouzaglo (and her husband, Samy, who is just as bad as she is)-- and that time, Gordon didn't even visit the restaurant (he was presenting the episode from the Hell's Kitchen set), and even his correspondent, Ana Garcia, couldn't straighten out the obnoxious bitch when she tried to conduct an interview with her (and again, Samy).

      And I have seen their debut episode multiple times. I feel sad for the employees who got treated like crap by its owners, especially the one girl who just simply asked Amy if her order was correct, only to get fired for doing so. Not to mention, Samy pocketing servers' tips, which is illegal in most states. And firing over 100 workers in just a year...

      OT: Still anxiously excited about the Year-End list! :D Can't wait to see it today.

      And I'll see you all in 2015 as well! The year of flying cars, hoverboards, power laces, and the Cubs winning the World Series! (Or at least, according to Back to the Future II... :D)

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    6. At least hope it's not the future in Evangelion...

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    7. The Amy's Baking Company is the perfect example of a business that is too stupid for it's own good. The failings of the place have nothing to do with the products or the clientele but more to due with trying to run a restaurant like Neelix from Star Trek Voyager!

      Are they even still in business?

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    8. The answer is never name your newborn Chris...

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  19. @Sovereign64

    I just typed that lady's name on Google Images and was already horrified. 0_0

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  20. I've just seen this whole blog and took my time to look over stuff and come to conclusion... that you're seriously pathethic... You're seriously having no life that you rip a new one to a guy taht just does what he likes now? You are even picking on his videos that have NOTHING to do with past that happened... Grow up already... you are probably even more pathethic than IG himself...

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    1. And you're even more pathetic that you decide to read the entire blog even after you know from the first article you read that what this blog is doing is pathetic.

      Irony much? :P

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  21. Does anybody have theories why Chris is so amused by this ghost hunting bullshit? I am not even sure if he likes it that much. He doesn't seem to put much real effort into it. He just walks in and starts asking ghosts to show themselves. I think you need to be a little more subtle than that Chris.

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  22. Chris Bores has been busy making 4000 fake accounts to subscribe to him that's why you don't see him doing anything. And what he did that shocked the film crew was show how bad of an actor he was or he took the biggest shit in their studio restroom.

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