Sunday, March 1, 2015

It's March. Where's the reality TV show appearance?

We've been pretty dry on content lately haven't we? This feels like the new norm.
Though I imagine Activision will announce this year's Skylanders soon and Bores will have "content" then. But you can tell he's desperate for Skylanders content as on his site, he talked about a Skylanders "game" he found on the back of a fucking cereal box. His two stupid passions combined.

But enough of that, let's get to the real topic.
In case you forgot, Chris announced on his site (and Facebook I think) that he was appearing on a "popular reality TV show" in January. He didn't say which one, likely due to NDA but I'm having my doubts now. When he made the announcement on his channel, the description changed it to the "January/February" time frame. So at some point in these two months, he would appear on a "popular reality TV show".

Well, it's March now, and Bores has said NOTHING about it.
What could have happened?

Scenario 1: The show aired, but Bores never said so.
This is the least likely as Bores would never forget appearing in something. Hell, he trumpeted his 3 second cameo in the Atari E.T. documentary (which he suddenly stopped bringing up for some reason... hmmm). Bores' ego wouldn't allow him to forget bringing up a TV appearance. Hell, he posted a 19 second news report that only shows him for a few seconds.

Scenario 2: Bores lied.
Bores is trying to make his dumb ghost hunting thing a big deal, so why not claim he's appearing on a reality show in the hopes of boosting his "cred"? When enough time passes and nothing happens, he'll claim there was a "falling out" and the appearance never happened. I mean, his story about the appearance felt off too, saying that what he did "shocked the entire production crew".

Scenario 3: Bores got scammed
Remember the Irate Gamer Game? How Bores paid a tiny company to work on a game for 3 years, and the final result was a poorly-made reskin of a preexisting iOS game that only lasted 3 months on the store? Bores seems to fall for scams easily if he thinks it will boost his career. Perhaps there was no reality show, and he fell for a trap. Say Bores, how about that horror movie you claim to be in?

Really these are just the negative ends of possibilities. It could just be late... but until Bores stops playing with cereal boxes and actually says something about it, all we have is speculation.

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    1. That's my guess, too!

      And I wonder how many people are STILL going to support Bores for the crap he's doing?

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    2. Too many, which is anything over 0 to be exact.

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  2. Who wants to help me continue to bash Bores on Twitter? After the horrible sexist comment where he jokes about suicide, I think it's only fair to give this fucking hypocrite a little more push to apologize for what he said about Justin Carmical

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    1. Don't lower yourself to his level.

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    2. Stop. Don't. It's not worth it.

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  3. It's likely scenario 2. but who knows.

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  4. Scenario 2 or 3 seems most likely. Dan, if you want anyone of us to contribute guest material (such as a take on the Home Improvement review ), I'd be happy to do a guest recap of a past review or another such piece .

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    1. Guest material sounds good to me, from any one the long-time followers.

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    2. I'd also like to contribute for guest recaps if necessary.

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  5. Remember when he said that the Irate Gamer show was supposed to be like Penn & Teller's Bullshit? I just got into that show and I fail to see the resemblance.

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    1. I love the show myself! My favorite episodes would have to be the ones on video game violence and PETA's hypocrisy.

      And yes, I do not see Bullshit! and Irate Gamer's shows being identical. :-)

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  6. Definitely either scenario 2 or 3. Because besides lying to people and falling for scams, what else is this guy good at?

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    1. Getting people on his side for slandering James Rolfe... and being an idiot at E3. :D

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  7. Chris just posted a eulogy for Leonard Nimoy. I thought it was pretty good, reflecting back to when he met Nimoy at E-3 and all. However, the whole video ironically was ruined at the very end when he turned around and asked people to subscribe to his channel in a very abrupt way.

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