Wednesday, February 10, 2016

No Videos Again, But Stuff Happened Outside

It’s been about 12 days since Chris posted a video (Excitebike was posted January 29th). But he has done quite a bit outside of making videos.

Chris is deleting videos again. I still don’t get it.
The two tech reviews he did this year are gone, the one with the shitty emulator & headphones and the one with the power bank & speaker. He also deleted the video about the Fable Legends art book.
Did he delete them due to the heavy dislikes? Hard to say since the videos about Gravity Falls figures and the crappy phone apps are still up. Maybe he doesn’t want to have too many videos with heavy dislikes? I’ve been informed that Chris is part of a new multi-channel network. Collective Digital Studio (though now they’re called Studio 71). They’re a notable MCN that have featured Freddie Wong, Cyanide & Happiness, Epic Meal Time, and Lucas “Fred” Cruikshank. Maybe they’re the reason Chris has put out a lot of videos lately? It doesn’t seem to be working as his views are still garbage, if anything they’re worse. Chris seems to believe putting out low quality crap is enough to please them. Why would CDS/S71 want Chris anyway? His name is toxic.

I recommend saving every video he puts out now. If he’s going to delete them within a month, this is the best course of action. Preservation is important.

Sometime last week, Chris changed his channel name from “Irategamer” to “Chris Bores TV”. He didn’t announce it, it just happened. But then it changed to “The Irate Gamer”. What was that about? That was so weird. Did he think his name was big enough to carry the channel? He’s deluded if he thinks so.

So why hasn’t Chris been posting anything? According to his Facebook, he took a week off because he made 13 videos in the last year. Incredible, that’s… really not a lot. Are you serious Chris? You’re bragging that you got 13 videos out? Also, is that including I Rate the 80’s because there’s only 12 episodes of “Season 5”. For some reason he’s including History of Video Games as part of those 12 episodes, no it doesn’t make sense but when has anything Chris done ever make sense?
13 videos is a pittance compared to the output others put out. Linkara himself commented on the last post on all the content he put out. 52 AT4W episodes, 62 Longbox of the Damned videos, two Let’s Play videos, two live shows, two riffs, 15 History of Power Rangers videos, and his movie. Don’t try to sound like 13 is a lot Chris.
If anything, that shows just how low effort all the other videos he puts out are. He doesn’t care about the others and thus he’s not including them. It’s clear that his intention is views and money, and it’s hurting him hard.

I also noticed he changed his “About” page. He removed links to GotGame and amiibo Informer. The latter makes sense, he hasn’t updated since July (dead site is dead). Though I question the former… is GotGame finally cutting him off? I know I’ve speculated about this before and he ended up releasing a Tales of Zestiria video, but this does raise red flags. However, he still lists GotGame as a featured channel under TheSkylanderC (which hasn’t updated in two months) and GotGame itself still lists him as a featured contributor. I don’t know, Chris is so terrible at communication that all we can do is guess.

My informant found an interesting tweet from him. Posted on Tweetsave for preservation.
Who’s Dana Terrace? She’s a storyboard artist and animator. She worked on Gravity Falls and she is going to be the director of the 2017 DuckTales reboot. Yep. Chris is begging to be a part of the new DuckTales series. Seems his comments back in March when talking about the reboot weren’t just wishful thinking, he legit wants to be part of the show. … What the fuck would you even do? You’re not an animator, you’re not an artist, and you’re certainly not a writer (no, having that ghost book doesn’t make you a writer). I don’t think they’d hire you either after your comments about Launchpad being stupid.
But wow, this is sad even for him. Begging directors on Twitter. It’s not going to happen Chris, show some fucking self-respect.

By the way, when’s your Hardcore Pawn appearance Chris? I suspect TruTV might have cancelled the show as it’s been 10 months since Season 9 ended. Take a look at when each season started and ended. There’s usually a month between them, with the longest being Season 8 to 9’s four month gap.
TruTV hasn’t confirmed renewal or cancellation, but this is really strange.

Now watch as Chris posts something new right after this goes up.

43 comments:

  1. Well... I first thought that maybe he was blocking you, but that certainly can't be the case if the other accounts who did not even lay a finger on him can't see the now-deleted videos.

    Maybe he wants to be a voice actor? Damn, I'm giving him ideas..

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    1. The only way in hell he could even come close to becoming a voice actor is by waiting for Troy Baker and Nolan North to die.

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  2. It's almost been 11 months since Chris posted the DuckTales review, and it the views still haven't even hit the 100K mark yet. The people of that MCN must have been high when they decided to hire him.

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    1. Considering those guys decided to hire Fred, I'm seriously questioning if this wasn't the first time.
      -_-

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    2. Fred at least brings in the money (or he DID at one point). Chris has nothing good to give them.

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    3. aren't all the channels of that MCN (except for Bores) above at least 1 million subscribers?

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    4. ...you have a point...
      -_-|||

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  3. If Chris thinks that all those years of censorship, badmouthing, and hate filled remarks will mean that he'll get a free pass and will be able to work on the new Duck tales, he's officially lost it.

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  4. Chris thinks he can work on DuckTales? Can his ego possibly get any bigger?

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    1. On the next Ducktales: the Beagle Boys plot to ruin breakfast, making Scrooge twist up his face and yell because he's so fustrated! Plus, Gyro Gearloose sits in the dark asking a stud finder if being alive is the same as being dead! What a bunch of diarrhea duck-waffles, today at 3:30!

      *(SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF EPISODE MAY BE OLD JONNY QUEST FOOTAGE.)

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    2. Lol.

      Episode 2: Scrooge discovers he has an evil twin who teams up with Magica De Spell to unleash an unspeakable evil onto the world (as stated in a prophecy) Scrooge is aided by his new partner Chris McDuck (replacing Launchpad), a powerful duck, to stop Magica De Spell. Chris soon discovers he is the chosen one and uses the power of Quackferno to stop Magica De Spell. Oh, and Chris is invincible and ends up killing Scrooge, Doofus Drake, and the nephews for petty reasons.

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    3. INT. SCROOGE MANOR- DAY

      SCROOGE sits at his desk which is covered in precarious stacks of gold coins.

      SCROOGE: Ahh, another relaxin’ afternoon countin’ mah moony. That’s what life is all aboot.

      KOOL-AID MAN crashes through the office wall.

      KOOL-AID MAN: Oh, YEAH!

      SCROOGE: KOOL-Aid Mon? What’re ye doin’ here? Git the FOOK outta mah office!

      KOOL-AID MAN: OH-KAY! (LEAVES THROUGH THE HOLE HE MADE)

      SCROOGE: Now where was ah? Six hoondred ninety-three kajillion-

      GLITTER from Kidd Video enters through the hole.

      GLITTER: You miscounted.

      SCROOGE: Goddammit, bitch, you’re why everybody hates all women! I have to count mah moony! It’s a family tradition back to mah ancestors!

      SCROOGE pulls the MacDuck Family Album off a dusty shelf.

      We see a seven-minute long static overhead shot of SCROOGE flipping through every single page in the album.

      SCROOGE: And, so, this is the book that has all the MacDucks in it… and so, like normal, you would have the further back ones as far as time… appearing earlier in the book… that looks like a battle some MacDucks were in… and money… and some more ancestors… that’s a castle that it would seem some MacDucks probably lived in, I think that looks pretty cool… and you can see there are some maps here, in the middle… and this one folds out and shows you some of, I guess Europe or something… and more ancestors… some old photographs… and as we get toward the end of the book, you can start to see, some of the main Ducktales characters that have come to be known… on the Ducktales show! So yeah! All in all, this is quite a book… that we have here!

      SCROOGE closes the Album.

      So as you can see, the History of Clan MacDuck has produced a legacy that runs deep into our culture, with many hardships, rivalries and cutthroat industry tactics along the way! And that history is now somehow inseparable from the Ducktales reboot, with episodes from both projects being numbered as part of the same sequence! Of course, some of you might complain that this is as confusing when the last episode of the Sopranos just

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    4. Not sure if Chris' Ducktales is worse or better than the Mighty Ducks Cartoon...

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    5. Season Finale: When Scrooge finds Huey, Dewy and Louie doing a livestream of an old video game, he decides to film himself screaming and acting like a mental patient while playing the game and put it on the Internet. When he finds himself not getting views or likes from doing this, he looks into the camera for 40 minutes and tells the viewers that Huey Dewy and Louie are the reason he failed and that they have been bullying him and copying him since the beginning because they feared Scrooge would become more popular than them. He then asks the viewers to send him rare amiibo in the mail for free right after showing them five shitty apps on his smartphone (all of which he said he was asked to show them).

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  5. so he's talking about posting 13 vids last year?

    i post 2-3 videos on my channel each week: raw reviews, reading the new chapter of one piece, and manga vids. that's about 12 vids a month, not counting extra vids for other projects i'm working on. so that would be about 15 to 16 vids per month. with my 141 subs, i've posted more content on my channel per month than he has all year.

    that's sad

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  6. Oh please Bores. Posting 13 videos in a year is NOTHING when they are all garbage and clearly show no effort into putting them at all. Not to mention that most of your reviews/history episodes are short and half-assed. Sure there are short-length videos/reviews on Youtube that are entertaining and informative but your videos/reviews instead use its short length to do fuck all.

    Also, I'm pretty sure Hardcore Pawn is cancelled if there hasn't been any new info in ten months. It could be the same thing as Loonatics Unleashed. If Warner Bros hasn't announced any new info regarding the show after season 2 ended for a year, it's guaranteed cancelled too.

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  7. Wow, Linkara made a movie now? He's been really busy since I stopped watching his videos years ago.

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    1. For your convenience: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxCy3y2-ZD2HtXzR-mBEKPoc7x2dpK2HU

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  8. Here are some analogies I came up with when comparing the quality of Internet celebrities. Using famous TV shows.

    James Rolfe = The Simpsons
    Doug Walker = South Park
    Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson = Family Guy
    PewDiePie= Beavis And Butt-Head
    Markiplier = King Of The Hill
    Chris Bores = Mr. Pickles

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    1. Pretty accurate, except maybe Chris should be Allen Gregory instead.

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    2. Chad Rocco = American Dad

      Brad Jones = either the Clerks Cartoon, the Critic, or Venture Brothers.

      JonTron = Duckman

      Black Nerd Comedy = The Cleveland Show (in a good way)

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    3. SF Debris and Linkara = Futurama

      Nostalgia Chick (before she went SJW) = Daria

      But whose Mission Hill and the Oblongs?

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    4. Rifftrax/MST3K= old Hanna-Barbera and Jay Ward prime time cartoons.

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    5. I know AVGN has decline in quality legit a bit, but i hope you just compared to classic simpsons or the very least, "transitional Simpsons" (seasons 8 to 12).

      Not to "Mehpsons" (seasons 13 & 14) or worse, Zombimpsons" (15 to current).

      Also Doug Walkers review are just painfull now since he went full copyright bitch of content ID and tip-toeing and worse, even doing "clipless reviews" as an excuse to do Post Mortem Demo-Reel".

      Even expanding that waste to his non-NC videos like the Disneycember videos, which now has shitty royalty free music and no fucking clips outside of shitty 360p youtube trailers.

      I am sorry.

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    6. You did see Doug's "What the Hell YouTube" video, right? Channel Awesome lost monetization for 3 weeks after just 1 strike. And seeing how Blip's gone and YouTube is becoming a shithole, honestly, I can forgive some of his newer reviews.

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  9. OT: To any fellow Splatoon players here, the next Splatfest will be Pokémon themed; opting to finally settle the Red VS Blue debate. It will be taking place on the 19th and 20th. So, as you can imagine; I will definitely be playing then. #Pokémon20

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    1. Noice! I better get participating then!
      ^o^

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    2. Already working on raising my level; and getting plenty of coin for new weapons and gear in the process (My Wii U ID is StevenMP92 for anyone wishing to find me).

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    3. I'm only level 17, but I'm still pumped. Oh, and my username is Majo.
      ^o^

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  10. Dan, I'm not sure about his other videos but his tablet review is still up, It is just marked unlisted. You can still find it through his playlist

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  11. 13 videos? Utterly paltry. I bet anyone here is capable of putting out that much content in less than a quarter of the time. You're going to have to put some oomph into it if you want to turn around this already sunk ship, Chris. But having not done so for near a decade, I don't see that happening.

    Also, managed to get through Zestiria. I....am not happy with this adventure. What do you ladies and gents think?

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  12. Shaun Dave: I think you went too far this time

    IG: stfu

    (A literal, actual response he gave to that in the comments of his latest tech review.)

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    1. Click his name. That's not him, it's a troll.

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    2. Oh yeah, I see it now. His name has spaces. Chris would never use good grammar.

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    3. Wait, yeah, it was a troll. My mistake. XP

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  13. New video.

    Lego Dimensions figures wave 3

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