Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Puppet Steve "Highlights" January 16-31 (plus Chris' 7th IG Retirement)

Sorry for the late posting everyone, I’ve been busy. The days just get away from me.

Before we get to the “highlights”, there’s something major to address. Chris has since changed the CB Network description to say that Irate Gamer is now retired. Basically saying “thank you for the 9 years, and the haters too”. No video, no explanation, just a lazy “it’s over, go away” channel description. … And I don’t buy it.

See, Chris recently posted another shilling video, for some crappy mobile game called “Best Fiends Forever” where you just tap the screen a lot. He mentions some event that will happen in February, but the text on screen says “event ends January 23rd”. Five days before he posted the video. Smoooooth.
Now what’s weird is that despite being “retired”, his posters are still up. You’d think if he was truly done, he would take those down since he only has them for “Irate Gamer”. Not only that but all his games are still there behind him. Put them in storage or sell them off. Chris has done this before, where he cries retirement but then comes back. Probably trying to pull “no don’t go we still love you”. He’s really bad at hiding it. Of course we don’t know for sure if fans want that since the latest video disabled comments and ratings. Pretty sure your sponsors don’t like that.

If you really really REALLY are done Chris, make a video. Explain why. Tell the fans the truth, they deserve it. Stop being a coward for once in your life.

Now then, here’s the “highlights” for the second half of January on Puppet Steve. Eight videos.

Minecraft Wild Animal Pack Action Figure Jazwares Set Unboxing - Puppet Steve

- Chris really should use a different puppet if he’s barely going to talk about Minecraft.
- Zombie Steve can’t pronounce “animal” properly. Saying “aminals”. How old is he again?
- “This all new animal wild pack brings us all new animals” I DIDN’T KNOW THAT!
- His idea of the sheep “dancing” is to push it up and down. Laaame.
- “Black fur” It’s called wool! How dumb are you?
- Not even the end of the video and we already have a Zombie Steve tries to eat a toy “joke”. Who finds this funny?
- He claims the ocelot is the same as last time. It’s not, the new one has darker spots. It’s noticeable in the side view. Are you color blind Chris?
- And another eating toys joke? God damn it
- “Hostile Woof”
- Ah yeah, great features like a tail and legs that barely move. What fun!
- Dumb bit where the wolf does tricks. Uggggh.
- Actually that’s a Mooshroom, not a “Mushroom Cow”. Chris continues to show how little he knows about Minecraft.
- Awful bit where ZS and Steve are action figures instead of puppets. What’s the point?
- “He has a tail with a butt! Heh heh, butt” …………. Are you 2? I know the age gets lower every time, but… my god.
- It snows… indoors. Because ZS turned down the thermostat. … No.
- See this is why he fails as a reviewer. Any other reviewer worth their salt would bring up how the head and legs barely move at all and doesn’t make for a good toy. Chris is too much of a whore to care.

Five Nights at Freddy's Series 3 McFarlane Toys Parts and Services Playset Construction set Fnaf

- Well the FNAF crap didn’t take long. At least it’s a short video.
- Wonder if he’s going to brag about being one of the top channels that covers McFarlane Toys’ FNAF sets.
- Oh what the fuck, this isn’t even about a toy he has. This is about a toy that’s coming out.
- How can you even compare sizes when you only have a picture?!
- Dumb false jump scare from ZS
- Dumb bits involving multiple Foxy’s and Freddy’s. For some reason one of the Foxy’s call the FIVE Freddy’s “losers” because Chris doesn’t know how words work.
- Do his fans care for previews? Seriously?

SING illumination Movie Exclusive Action Figures Unboxing Review 2016 Puppet Steve

- Oh yay, crap from Illumination. Burn the Minions. Yes I know this is different but still, burn the Minions.
- So apparently Chris went to Universal Studios Florida. Where are you getting the money? Not only for toys but trips to Florida with your family that consist of your wife (?) and her two kids? That’s not cheap! Was it more ghost shit?
- It’s an exclusive toy, and Steve outright explains what “exclusive” means. I’m sure even the five year olds watching already know what that means!
- Buster Moon is holding a $100k contract. Steve demands ZS to sing so they can win. … It’s not real!
- ZS does the lamest rendition of Ghostbusters ever. Sounds nothing like it, and I know Chris wasn’t try to avoid copyright since he uses the theme ALL THE DAMN TIME!
- “That was terrible” So was your impression Chris, that sounded nothing like Matthew McConaughey. Not alright alright alright
- “I have to give that one 3 Poop Emojis” … How do you do fellow kids!
- Pointless singing bit with Ash who is voiced by ScarJo but sounds nothing like her. Sounds more like a chipmunk than a porcupine.
- Another pointless singing bit with Meena who is voiced by Tori Kelly, though looking at the movie’s official soundtrack, she doesn’t sing Shake It Off like in this video. I get the feeling Chris didn’t bother to research.
- Ends on Johnny, a gorilla voiced by Taron Egerton from Kingsmen. Chris makes him sing like a woman. … DUMB!

Five Nights at Freddy's Fnaf VS. NewIsland Lego Police Unboxing review

- *looks at title* … What?
- We got some knock-off Lego that you can probably find at a dollar store. Why is this a video?
- Did Chris make these names up? They’re absolutely retarded. Penelope von Worcestershire Sauce? What the fuck?
- Oh and a Minecraft figure of Steve tries to “hit on her”. I think…
-  These not-Lego vehicles look like crap
- Stupid stop-motion bit. … Is this the only reason this video was made? To have you “ride a motorcycle”?
- A police go-kart? What kind of crap is this?
- Then a zombie figure that’s meant to be Zombie Steve drives away with it.
- But then FNAF figures out of nowhere. Why? Because click bait and Chris knows these knock-off Lego would not make a popular video alone.
- And then a bunch of skits where the FNAF mascots steal vehicles. WHERE IS THE JOKE?! This is beyond retarded I mean wow.
- *slams head against wall* What was the point of this?!

MInecraft Mini Figures Playsets Series 1 Cave Biome Collection Playsets Unboxing Puppet Steve Show

- More stupid contests for FNAF garbage
- “Each one of these figures is super cute and cuddly” They’re plastic! Plastic is not cuddly! Do you even know what that word means?! They’re also waaaay too small.
- Looks at a playset called Mining Mountain “Let’s mine into this one. A HEH HEH” Steve’s laugh is starting to give me DSP vibes…
- “Grassy parts, mountain parts” Top notch reviewing!
- Ugh, dumb bit with spiders…
- “Check out this cool playset. It has lava, cool!” STOP SAYING COOL!
- “Arrows in my head” They aren’t in his head Chris.
- So he pushes the zombie mini-figure into lava, and adds custom fire to him. That seems like a lot of wasted effort Chris. Do you understand priorities?
- The third playset comes with a Creeper, which eventually results in Steve insulting them and getting blown up. Do Minecraft kids think getting blown up by a Creeper is a good joke EVERY TIME? Then again, I did see that awful Minecraft joke book where every punch line was either “he was blown up” or “what do you think happened”. Someone wrote that. I wonder if that’s where Chris got the inspiration for Minecraft “jokes”
- The final playset is called Waterfall Wonder and he says “I wonder what this one is about”. YOU’RE NOT FUNNY AND NOBODY ABOVE SEVEN LIKES YOU!
- The Alex figure reveals the waterfall … and the “Got an Item” jingle from Zelda plays. Good lord even here he can’t get his franchises right!
- “What is this, an episode of Indiana Jones or what?” Episode? Indiana Jones is a series of movies, they’re not episodes. Yeah there’s The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles but I don’t think that’s what he was going for.

PowerPuff Girls Laboratory Flip To Action Playset & Figures Packs Professor, Blossom Unboxing

- Oh no, toys from the awful reboot.
- Alex tackles Steve offscreen. Thank you.
- “Their girl’s toys” … I guess? I mean, the original show was enjoyed by everyone and I think that’s what they wanted with this reboot too. Then again, I don’t know what they wanted.
- When Alex points out there’s a toy box, Steve claims it looks like a toilet. Why does Steve keep bringing up toilets when Alex reviews stuff? It’s almost as bad as the AVGN and his toilet humor. Does Chris think that all girls hate toilet humor?
- Zombie Pigman? What?
- Steve thinks Utonium got Chemical X from Professor X of the X-Men. … He’s not that kind of professor Chris. Your jokes are not funny!
- Also his Utonium impression sucks.
- Why does Blossom come with a stuffed dinosaur? Must be something in the reboot.
- “Stuffed animal she has is a rubber ducky” Rubber duckys aren’t stuffed animals.
- ASDOFIlj;aedfijkasdlkjrtkl;aetj;klq34j; 6klkl;jst Sorry, there’s a retarded bit where Steve wants the PPG’s to work with Professor X to become the “X-Girls” so they can fight the X-Men. Afkkjladrtgsdfkl;kl;jsdfhjkl;se5gtk,kgkl’szegkl;sdfgkl;sdfgkl;arf
- “That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard” Tiny bit of respect gained back for Alex.
- Chris, making Steve annoying isn’t endearing, it’s painful.

Minecraft LEGO The Iron Golem Set 2017 Building Toy 21123 Unboxing Review Puppet Steve

- I still think Minecraft Lego is redundant.
- No Puppet Magic to put it together? Good, hopefully Chris realized that was idiotic.
- “We got grass, mountains” TOP NOTCH REVIEWING
- “Weird looking cave thing” What makes it weird?
- “Some flowers. SNIFF SNIFF” … Really? You couldn’t actually make the sound of sniffing? You had to outright say “sniff sniff”? How dumb do you think your audience is?
- Dumb bit involving a Snow Golem puppet. The Snow Golem is a thing in Minecraft.
- Steve is mad because the set doesn’t come with him. Not everything is about your stupid character Chris.
- “Lego bacon. A-heh-heh” No.
- The stop-motion seems lazier here than in previous videos.

LEGO Dimensions 1980's Gremlins, ET, A-Team, Mr. T, Harry Potter Themed Sets Unboxing Voldemort,

- Last video… and it’s Lego Dimensions. I can do this!
- Sets based on franchises from the 80’s. Wow, stuff that came LOOOOOOOONG before your target audience was born. Your stupid 80’s boner is showing Chris.
- Oh and Steve & ZS are wearing stupid 80’s glasses.
- “So many” … There’s four sets.
- “Gremlins? I remember that movie” Chris is probably stoned on “member berries” on a daily basis.
- Gizmo has old 3D glasses on his base, and Steve tries to see him in 3D. … Dumb. They’re there because Gizmo wore those in the movie.
- Gizmo comes with a cookie, causing Zombie Steve to eat him. Woooooow that totally isn’t ripping off a much better puppet show. God, you can not be original at all can you Chris?
- E.T. comes with a flower… SO THAT MEANS A PLANTS VS ZOMBIES REFERNCE HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR fuck you Chris.
- E.T. phones for pizza instead of home. … This feels like a rejected Family Guy bit.
- Next he looks at the A-Team set. “Oh man, gotta love that show” Your audience is five! They don’t know what that is!
- “Mr. T himself” No, that’s the character he played on The A-Team, B.A. Baracus. While there are occasional references to the actor, that’s meant to be the character in the show. In fact, there was a recent video posted to introduce Knight Rider into the game where KITT refers to him as “Mr. Baracus”.
- “Comes with the iconic A-Team bus” That’s a van you idiot! Way too small to be a bus! Also after he calls it iconic, he says “so iconic”. Stop with the redundancy.
- He’s looking at Harry Potter. Which didn’t come out the 80’s. He acknowledges it didn’t so why is he covering it? Also, Harry Potter came out in the 90’s with the first book out in 1997, the first movie wasn’t until 2001. Then again, this set is based on the movie so … I’ll let that part slide.
- You know, he could have waited until Knight Rider and The Goonies sets came out.
- He gave Harry Potter a high-pitched chipmunk voice. WHY?
- “The Harry Potter car” That’s Arthur Weasley’s flying car from Chamber of Secrets.
- Then a bit where Voldemort is run over by the Hogwarts Express
- “All the new Lego Dimensions sets” Nope. No Mission Impossible or Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Video ends with Zombie Steve donning Jason Vorhees’ hockey mask. No Chris, they’re not going to put Friday the 13th in Lego Dimensions, the idea is family friendly franchises. Friday the 13th is the opposite of family friendly.

That’s the rest of January. So far February will bring more TMNT, more Minecraft and more fucking FNAF.

Also it seems Chris has deleted all the Box Wars videos. I guess even he realized that was a terrible idea. So much useless crap.

178 comments:

  1. This is the 7th time he says he "retired"? At this point, not even a grain of salt will make any statements he makes believable!
    >.<#

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    1. If he closes his channel, that would definitely make a big statement. (To be honest, I don't want him to do that, as it would be the ultimate fuck you to all his fans.)

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  2. His Box Wars playlist is is still on his channel, you can watch them on it, as well as his holiday gift guide.

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  3. BTW, you mean RON Weasley, right?

    Oh, and for the record his car is, IINM, a 1957 Ford Anglia-- a very popular car in the UK.

    And I hate to imagine what toys could get the Puppet Steve treatment next...

    1.) Hanazuki: Full of Treasures (Love that show, BTW-- reminds me a bit of Steven Universe)

    2.) Voltron (Because 80s, even though it's based off the 2016 revival on Netflix)

    3.) Moana (And he'd probably mispronounce Auli'i Cravalho's name when and if he's talking about the voice cast)

    4.) Trash Pack (A Moose Toys product-- the same company that makes Shopkins and Grossery Gang toys. And call me crazy, but I'm beginning to enjoy the Grossery Gang cartoons.)

    And lots more to come...

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    1. Arthur Weasley is Ron's father, he's the one who owns the car. They make that clear in canon.

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    2. Oh, okay. I haven't watched the Harry Potter movies in ages.

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    3. You do know it was originally a book series right?

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    4. Oh, yeah, I do. I just hear more about the movies than I do the books.

      Something tells me Chris hasn't heard Harry Potter was originally a book series, though...

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  4. I haven't commented here for a while, just wondering, what has Chris done outside of IG/CB Network/Puppet Steve?
    Has he still been using his LadyBuggin account for soapbox ranting?

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  5. BatDan, will you ever believe Chris is done on CB Network? I know you hate the man, but seriously don't you think reality is finally hitting Bores? He's fast approaching forty, he's got a wife and two kids to raise, he might be the provider and needs the money on Puppet Steve to take care of his family, and CB Network isn't giving him hardly any views anymore. His latest shilling video has only over six thousand views and that was over a week ago. And hasn't he also been filming at a different angle during his shilling videos, meaning that some of his posters and gaming memorabilia are gone. None of the videos on CB Network he did in 2016 got close to a hundred thousand views and he's gone for the channel for weeks on end. You even said that he's probably hoping his fans don't all unsubscribe and he can still shill for money now. And seventh time he's announced retirement? He likely put that in the description to tell his fans that he's retired. Puppet Steve has over a hundred thousand subs now and that channel will likely surpass CB Network in a few months. Puppet Steve has a growing fanbase of five year olds and it gives him the views CB Network can't. Doing those shilling videos are really the only way he's making money on the channel and as you said months ago, CB Network has become a shell channel to funnel money into Puppet Steve. And Puppet Steve is as you said beyond formulaic with Steve showing the toy, Zombie Steve says something, he talks about the toy with as little detail as possible, wacky jokes, the toy comes to life, wacky jokes, end on a wacky joke. Basically every video he doing is still the same except with different toys. And Chris, if you want to get rid of your posters and gaming memorabilia, trying selling it at a pawn shop, or sell some of your more valuable games, consoles and posters on EBay. Selling all of that will definitely land you a profit and actually make a farewell video and say goodbye to CB Network now. You don't need the channel anymore and Puppet Steve's giving you the views and money now! Just cut your ties with CB Network and move on now.

    And BatDan, if you do reply, I'm letting you know that I've got nothing against you and while I don't care for Chris much, I wrote this as a piece of advice for him. And to let you know that Bores has to know that reality's got to have hit by now, don't you think?

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    1. Thanks, you really summed up something I have been thinking lately but you put it better than I could, particularly the part about him aging and having a family and all that. However, if he really does just keep the old IG channel up and stick to that CB Network and release the odd shilling video and delete it later, who cares? Despite the controversy surrounding the Bores I still think he his channel should be up to do what he wants with it. Maybe he is deleting videos because he wants to preserve it a certain way (of course him being a "public figure" leaves it open for debate on this/these subjects). Hey, he is leaving his 2 most putrid videos, opening up and ebegging the spoof, so at least he is still leaving the core pieces of what he is doing up so we can go back and remember all the weird fun we had in all this. Its like a little scrapbook of his. And as far as getting rid of games,posters, etc, so what if he wants to keep a little bit of his past if he has room for it? Maybe his kids play those damn games. I could go on but I will stop here and say, none of us know the guy personally.

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    2. by "delete it later" i meant if he wants to keep a shilling vid up for x amount of time and delete it, not the channel.

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    3. You're welcome, Gary. Reality's bound to be hitting him now and Puppet Steve's giving him real YouTube money now. However, he does need to let his fans know he's done and moved on though.

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    4. Yeah I suspect not many people bother to read the channel description, so it would be nice if he made a little video. Sometimes on his videos people ask where IG is and I tell them to check his "other channels" tab,I suspect some of these fans are young and would like Steve. I also am quite happy Chris is doing well, everyone (for the most part, barring murderers, rapists, etc) deserve some kind of happiness in this harsh messed up world.

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  6. Richard Hatch, Star Of Battlestar Galactica, Dies At 71

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  7. I wish I could chat with someone. I'm still working on the game. Sprites and battler graphics are trickling in.

    I wish I could draw them myself and save money, but my art skills make Chris-chan look graceful.

    Most of what's going on now is plot related.

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  8. Honestly, this is becoming a little sad even for him. He probably won't read my comment here, but I just want to leave this here..

    What I feel is that Chris should completely drop Irate Gamer or anything associated with his rough past on YT. I think that he has potential, but he just need to put EFFORT on things he do.

    Like, say... a documentary? No, not another HOVG. With some effort and zero lame jokes, he could do a "History of [something]." Anything!

    What about Audio or Special Effects Engineer? He clearly shows interest in special effects, so... again with effort, he can do small-scale tasks for other YouTubers or some indie studio.

    As for book publishing, I personally don't think he is interested in one. He once abandoned a project (The Dark Chapters & its sequels) and Ghost Hunting 2.0, from what we can see, is utter rubbish.

    So yeah, Chris... just put in some effort. Stop shilling for those tech websites or whoever that is offering you free stuff. Maybe invest more time on your writing, special effects, whatever. There's no such thing as "Free lunch", so if you want money, fame and recognition, you have to work on it.

    I hope this rant makes sense to you guys here. Just putting it out there.

    EDIT: Formatting and grammar fix.

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  9. Another load of Chris' usual shenanigans. I must say, as an adult I feel insulted by the level he stoops to for.....reasons I hope I can fathom some day.

    But let's not let ourselves be taken into a rut when things get especially boring with the big lug. So to start, how about that Owlboy? Cracking good game. I bought it on a whim, left it high and dry for a month, dusted the old Steam library and gave it a go. And what a go it was! 9 out of 10.

    What say you? Anyone on this blog try Owlboy, or at least heard of it?

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  10. Chris doesn't seem to know anything about Harry Potter (despite him reviewing the sixth movie). "Expeliosis" is not a spell! Did you mean "expelliarmus?" Is this another "Wahh!! I have an accent!" thing? Wait, "expelliarmus" is the disarming spell, it doesn't make things appear. You could have made him say "Accio car!" and then have the car fly towards him. Bores obviously knows nothing about Harry Potter and just threw together random words to make awful sketches. Honestly, I take his opinion about Harry Potter with a grain of salt after saying the last two movies "sucked" and giving no explanation.

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  11. Off-topic, but you guys have seen the Protomen short film thing Light Up the Night, right?

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    1. I enjoyed it a lot, but now I'm confused over how exactly the band can be canon in-universe at that point in the plot.

      It is tormenting me.

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  12. Honestly, is it even worth it to continue covering Puppet Steve at this point? I know we all just about hate Bores, but seriously most of us are gamers and what harm is he doing to us now? He's not bashing beloved classics and great games, he's not making lazy half-assed reviews, he's not making beyond asinine "CRAZY" reviews on movies and games, he's not doing his pointless and stupid dead history series, he's not doing his pointless 80s obsession and getting everything most of the information wrong, he's not throwing James Rolfe under the bus and attacking him, he's not going to E3 or any gaming event anymore, and he's not doing absolutely evil shit like disrespecting and profiting off the dead. Should we even care about this channel? Puppet Alex is really the only positive on the channel because she talks like she cares about reviewing and wants to review the toys, but the channel is beyond formulaic with every video being basically the same thing over and over again but with different toys. I mean, if we were five and saw this, we'd probably think it would be funny. I get that kids deserve better, but honestly there's worse things that kids can watch. Kids can already play M-Rated games and watch Family Guy and South Park so they already know about sex and how to cuss and other stuff. My point being, just about everything wrong with Bores, aka the Irate Gamer has been covered and with basically no content left what's the point of continuing? All we do, is hope that Bores somehow evolves Puppet Steve and can make the channel grow so it doesn't die like the Irate Gamer. I can give him two things on Puppet Steve, he's at least putting out consistent content on the channel and not doing everything himself. Bores has already been established as a fraud and scumbag, but just about everything wrong with him has been covered. If he wants to play with puppets all day let him play with his toys. All we can do is hopefully give him tips on how to improve and hopefully he can grow his toy channel. As for the IG fans, why now make a blog post and say to them that it's time to unsub and give them a link to Bores' Puppet Steve channel and let them know he's moved on.

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    1. Part of me feels like covering Puppet Steve is like covering how (spoiler alert) Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't real.

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    2. Yeah, to me covering Puppet Steve is almost pointless. How many people on this blog care about most of the shit he posts on that channel? I'm not even a fan of Lego Dimensions, but even if I was, I'd definitely find far better channels to watch about the gameplay and figures. I'm a fan of Skylanders and I watch far better Skylanders content and gameplay from other better YouTubers.

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    3. Yeah and even if Steve Bores gets some facts wrong, I can't imagine his target audience (young kids) coming across this blog.

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  13. Chris published a masturbatory video on Puppet Steve about reaching 100,000 subscribers. Munch on this word salad title: PUPPET STEVE REACHES 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS! Thankyou Fans! Fnaf Plush, Lego Batman, Minecraft etc,

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    1. And he says he started doing Puppet Steve fulltime last summer, meaning he was ending things off on IG last year and making it just about shilling and ghosts. I think that's our confirmation that Bores is done on CB Network and it'll be the shill channel now.

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    2. "Over the weekend, we managed to hit 100,000 subscribers! And we want to personally thank all the fans out there for subscribing to this channel, because without you, we could have never have done that!"

      [TEN MINUTES DEEP IN THOUGHT]

      ...Goddamn, I think he's right.

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    3. @Harrod
      That might be the funniest thing Bores ever said.

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    4. "Without you, we could never have done that!"

      Wayne Campbell: "I was not aware of that."

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  14. Seltzerberg are making a Star Wars parody because potatoes.
    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-spoof-works-scary-movie-creators-973182

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    1. Who even watch their films anyway these days?

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    2. Eh, I'll stick with Mel Brooks and Spaceballs.

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  15. Will the name of this blog change to Puppet Steve Sucks?

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    1. Don't you think it might be time for this blog to reach the end? I mean everything IG related has been discussed and just about everything wrong with Bores has been covered. I mean, it would be pointless basically covering the same thing over and over again and just about all of Puppet Steve's videos are "same shit, different toy". Besides he's not bashing games anymore and has now gone full circle into toys.

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    2. Most likely. It's starting to remind me of how the media keeps trying to find reasons to bash Donald Trump 24/7

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    3. Right. Is Puppet Steve even worth caring about? I don't care about the channel and hardly watch any of the content. It's really just something that needs to be ignored.

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  16. Guys Beware! Chris has made another account to comment on this blog.

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    1. Then we'll just delete his comments. Simple.

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    2. Is he posting as himself or his mommy?

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    3. Batdan, please get LadyBuggin out of here.

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    4. And guys, I've said it before and I'll say it again. DO NOT reply to LadyBuggin when "she's" on here. It's pointless. "She" refuses to listen to any format of criticism and will just insult whatever comment you leave. And honestly, I feel like "she's" purposely trying to get reactions. Just stop replying to LadyBuggin and "she'll" eventually go away permanently.

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    5. I feel bad because sometimes she compliments me, lolol

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    6. His Mommy. Please Batdan just ban him do not give him the chance to comment.

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  17. So, anyone else here excited to see Lego Batman?

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  18. Off-topic, but did anyone see the Gunvolt anime that just came out?
    ^-^

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  19. New Puppet Steve video, with a Minecraft Snow Hideout LEGO set (or as Bores calls it, a "snow hangout").

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  20. There's also a new video with more Grossery Gang toys prior to the Minecraft one.

    And call me crazy, but I actually find Grossery Gang cartoons to be hilarious... especially when it involves either Putrid Pizza (or "Pizza Face" as he's called in the cartoons) or Rotten Egg (he's called "Egghead" in the shorts).

    And I still hate to imagine what it'll be like if he looks at Hanazuki toys without even mentioning the cartoon (which just had its second batch of nine episodes last night-- they put out nine new episodes every full moon, which I think is a neat way for them to market the series).

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    1. Correction: The new batch of Hanazuki is supposed to come tonight. Apologies.

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  21. Does anyone here have that Sopranos video Bores made back in 2007? I'm thinking of making an article for the Lost Media Wiki about the videos Bores has deleted.

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    1. Sadly I don't
      But the article is a good idea.

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    2. Update: Just created the article here: http://lostmediawiki.com/index.php?title=The_SOPRANOS:_Final_Last_Episode_Review_(we_got_whacked)_(lost_Web_Video;_2007)&oldid=38764

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  22. Puppet Steve's new video is a sequel to his most viewed video, the FNAF 5-inch articulated figures.

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  23. In other news, E3 is being made open to the public.
    http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/02/09/gamings-biggest-stage-to-be-open-to-the-public-for-e3-2017/

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  24. off-topic: For fans of indie games, Steam is doing away with Steam Greenlight. They're going to put another system in place.
    I haven't had a chance to find out all the details, supposedly it's going to help curb the amount of shit games that wind up on Steam (i.e. Digital Homicide's crap)
    Unfortunately, it might make the platform less indie-friendly, even for good indie games.

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  25. How old is Puppet Steve supposed to be? If he's a kid, then where does he remember The Gremlins?

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    1. I don't know but remember this is the same person who used references like Bob Uecker, the Three Stooges, and Mr. Magoo in videos that had a pre-teen audience.

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  26. Still at work on the game and plot.
    We now have a definite title for it now: NEW FAIRY TALE.

    If I could get in touch with someone on this, it would be great. I want the game to advance without holding your hand too much.

    Like, not having to leave an area without completing a task and having a box appear that says "Can't go that way yet" and stuff.

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    1. "NEW FAIRY TALE"... Why do I feel like that's a jab at the New Super Mario Bros. series?
      o_o

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    2. Really more of a satire of JRPGs. The title was derived from FINAL FANTASY.

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    3. If you wish to parody Final Fantasy in much the same way The Last Scenario did, then may I suggest you name it The First Story?

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    4. It's not just FF, it's the genre in general.

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  27. Puppet Steve's officially reached rock bottom! His latest vid shows him reviewing Happy Meal Toys for Teen Titans Go. He's really gone beyond the point of not caring now, wouldn't you say?

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    1. Fun Fact: I just checked, and Teen Titans Go now plays on Cartoon Network on weekdays more than Nickelodeon plays Spongebob on those days. Nickelodeon shows 7 11-minute episodes of Spongebob every weekday, while Cartoon Network shows 10 11-minute episodes of Teen Titans Go on those same days. So Cartoon Network's love of TTG makes Nickelodeon's Spongebob adoration look tame.

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    2. It's pissing me off how that stupid piece of shit is being played all the damn time now. Are those hacks Jelinc and Horvath giving Miller drugs or something? It's CN's 25'th anniversary, for god's sake. Toddler Titans to me is like the Funko Pop of animation. It's everywhere and it just won't go away. Just read the TV Tropes article on how much Toddler Titans is Adored By The Network if you want more info.

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    3. This is ridiculous!!! When you make Nickelodeon look normal by comparison, something is clearly wrong with your network!
      o_O

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    4. Hell, Discovery Family doesn't rerun MLP to death as much as CN does with TTG...

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    5. "Teen Titans Go figures made by McDonalds!"

      Um, correct me if I'm wrong, but I seriously doubt McDonalds makes toys

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  28. PewDiePie has been fired.

    http://kotaku.com/disney-drops-pewdiepie-over-anti-semitic-jokes-1792324412

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    1. Good. :D

      Hopefully, Disney can hire better YouTubers-- ones who deserve to go viral.

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    2. Errrrr......... Guys...........

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLNSiFrS3n4

      Please give it a watch.

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    3. Kinda ironic that the same media that Felix mocks for taking somethings that people like him says out of context for their own sinister agenda ended up doing somethings that he fear would happen to him.

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  29. It's probably a little late to be asking this, but why has Konami killed all their franchises? Don't they still need to keep making money? I'm pretty sure Silent Hills would've sold pretty well.

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    1. It's the darndest thing, really, but just recently they revealed TWO NEW BOMBERMAN GAMES!

      https://www.konami.com/games/bomberman/r/us/en/ Nintendo Switch Launch Title

      http://kotaku.com/konami-turns-bomberman-into-bombergirl-1792210126 And also this thing, because why not?

      I suppose we'll have to wait to see if they're any good. Your point, however, still holds firm, friend.

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  30. Dan, get over here. Buggin's at it again.

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    1. What do you mean? I've only one comment since. And to LB777/Chris in case he comments to me, i've got four words for him: Shut The Fuck Up.

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  31. There's a new Puppet Steve video of the LEGO Batman Movie's Batmobile. Cue unfunny Family Guy-style sketches.

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  32. I need some advice on this one character in my plot, but her trait is something I don't want to say out in the open or I'd spoil it for too many people.

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    1. I'm sorry. I thought I could get a little help with this so it doesn't come off as overly silly, but it's the default position to ignore me.

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  33. Hi guys, here's Shitload of Fuck - 10th Anniversary Edition. Can't believe I've been ripping on IG for 10 years... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=150UY9KhlhQ

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    1. Those took me back to the past! Hard to see just how much he fell, didn't he?
      ^-^

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    2. To think that One176/BlackFaceKermit made a really good re-take of this video, too bad that he switched sides to became pro-bores and Anti-James Rolfe because he wanted to be noticed by Senpai Asalieri, i am not even kidding guys.

      I still have that video tough.....

      Maybe i could share it.

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    3. The Blob's all but disappeared after his cover got blown.

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    4. Awesome to see you Joey. Glad you haven't fallen to the pro-IG side. No idea why so many people did that. Just because you don't like James Rolfe doesn't mean you have to like Bores. What's critical thinking?

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    5. I still think the reason why so many people became pro-Bores and anti-Rolfe was because people were believing Chris' lies in his "Opening Up" video from 2014, along with his "spoof" regarding E-beggers back in 2012, around the time James was accused of doing such for Cheetahmen II, even though the Kickstarter wasn't his.

      And yes, I'm glad to see DP800 again! Man, it's been a long time since I saw the Shitload of Fuck video-- and I can't believe it turned a decade old this year.

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    6. Meant to say "doing a Kickstarter", my bad. He's not really known for e-begging, despite what Chris thought 4 1/2 years ago.

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  34. OT: Thinking of getting a PS4 just to play Kingdom Hearts 3 when it comes out. Any rental options?

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    1. Not really sure. Kingdom Hearts 3 doesn't have a release date yet, or it might just become vaporware. It might come out if we have a PS5 and Xbox Two.

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    2. Well by the time I play kingdom hearts 1 & 2 again and explore every possibility in both games, maybe it will be out

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  35. https://www.google.com/amp/uproxx.com/life/lucky-charms-oatmeal/amp/

    They have Lucky Charms oatmeal now. I wonder what Bores thinks of that. (Besides "burkfast is rooned")

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    1. Instant oatmeal is already sugar loaded mess. Finally we are just admitting that.

      Made from scratch is so much better anyway.

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  36. Yet another FNAF video is up on Puppet Steve. zzzz

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    1. And I thought FNAF couldn't get any more overexposed...
      -_-

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  37. Has anyone here ever played the game Fate? I bought it on Steam a few days ago. It may be one of favorite games of all time.

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  39. If you have any IG deleted videos, can you send them to bchernik@mail.com,plz?

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  41. OT: Has anyone on this blog ever heard of Pavement? (Asking because i'm bored)

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    1. The band? The thing roads and sidewalks are made of? or something else?

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    2. Not my style but not bad for an early 90s alt/indie/college rock band

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    3. I enjoyed their first two albums, with the exception of tracks five and seven (or as i like to call track seven, The Moaning Song) on Slanted And Enchanted, and track eleven on Crooked Rain Crooked Rain.

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  42. Watching that QBert episode again, do you think Michael Buckley wrote his own lines for his part, or do you think Chris Bores wrote it for him?

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  43. At long last, the lawsuit comes to an end.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDefw1WMYzM&t=0s

    Farewell and good riddance, Romine Brothers. Don't let the door hit you both on the way out.

    And also congratulations to Jim Sterling for this well-deserved victory. Thank God for Jim F***ing Sterling, son!

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    1. Let's hope that this won't happen again. Amen!

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    2. He's Jim F****** Sterling, of course he won! :P

      I need to see that video soon.

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    3. Let's see if Jim Sterling will make a follow-up video talking about the end of the lawsuit. It will be glorious. :D

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    4. I'm not a fan of Sterling, but the Romine's were 100% in the wrong here. I'm glad it worked out for Sterling (though I haven't heard all the details, hopefully his defense didn't cost anything?)

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    5. Considering the only thing the Stupid Brothers are good at is whining, is it any wonder Jim won? Heck, when they initially gave him a lawsuit, they backed out when he revealed that he was prepared!
      ^-^

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    6. Yeah, "each party to bear its own costs and attorney's fees"...
      It sucks that Sterling would even have to pay one cent for this. Hopefully it wasn't very much.

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  44. Probably Chris Bores.
    He's been caught red-handed using other accounts like that.

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    1. Is he still doing this? Why? Didn't he "retire" the IG for the umpeenth time? And isn't he trying to erase any evidence of IG? So why would he care? Besides, hasn't he learned anything from the pr- oh who are we kidding? Of course he learned nothing! Truly an idiot!
      >.<

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    2. Not sure. As for the whole retiring thing, remember how BatDan stated in July that retirement meant no more free videos that hardly give him any views and just does paid shilling for money? Bores has officially reached the point of not caring anymore, though it could just be a troll, like how there was that other troll pretending to be Chris last year.

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    3. Oh how wonderful. Bores is back putting on his mommy mask. You know, Chris, this beyond the saddest thing you can do by posing as your mommy. You just make yourself out to be more of a loser.

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    4. Hell, he probably types as LB777 wearing that grandma outfit he used for the Punch-Out review. Hi Chris!

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  45. OT - Discovered this YouTube channel a while back related to Disney news (mostly related to the parks). The guy in this video reminds me of Mike Matei.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJNaS7zJ6cg

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  46. I feel so sorry for Ben Affleck. He gave it his all in Batman Vs Superman, yet I constantly hear people say "he sucks as Batman." It's like because the movie itself was bad, they are subconsciously believing Ben was bad as well. It's like no matter how many good things Ben does, he will always have that Gigli/Daredevil/Jennifer Lopez stigma stuck to him. Because having a few bad years automatically makes the rest of your career bad. Poor Ben Affleck.

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    1. I feel sorry for him too. He actually won a Redeemer Award from the Golden Raspberrys for directing Argo. Now, he's being nominated for Worst Actor for his performance in Batman V Superman. Honestly I think it should have been Henry Cavill who gets the nomination instead, not Affleck.

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    2. Oops, sorry. I meant to say only Cavill should be nominated for Worst Actor. NOT Affleck as well.

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    3. And Live by Night was a thermonuclear flop.

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  47. New Puppet Steve video showing off more fucking FNAF plushies and doing the same shit over and over again. However, Bores is at Toy Fair 2017 as Puppet Steve. Toy Fair has now become is new E3 event. So fucking sad and pathetic now. He's now gone fully into toys.

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    1. And it's not even good toy reviews either like what Mike Mozart used to do.

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    2. When was he NOT into toys? He always seemed to care more about toys than games! Skylanders is a good example!
      -_-

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    3. However, he doesn't give a shit about Skylanders now besides the first game. FNAF is his new fetish!

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    4. Oh yeah! I completely forgot that he hated the sequels! Thanks for the reminder!

      But still, FNAF is still a good example that he cares more about toys than the games themselves!
      -_-

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    5. I don't think Bores cares much even for the toys, but for the sweet ad revenue he can get from videos with little to no effort. And the FNAF videos get him the most views, therefore are the most profitable, and Bores therefore does more videos about it not because he actually cares about FNAF, but he knows he will make a ton of money off of it, regardless of the actual quality of the content.

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    6. Say what you will about Scott Cawthon releasing four FNAF games within the span of a year back in 2014-2015. At least the games themselves were all of good quality and brought new elements to the table each time. What Bores is doing with the franchise over on Puppet Steve is the definition of milking it to death, especially when he doesn't bring in anything new aside from a different toy/plushie to look at.
      The man has absolutely no shame, does he? It's all about the easy money.

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    7. iDuck: Also, he's doing videos on Puppet Steve for paid promotions like Peppa Pig. It honestly makes me wonder if Bores really cares about anything. Do you think he even cares about anything at this point?
      Shadow19: Remember during his Wisdom Tree shilling vid BatDan said this, "GOD DAMN IT CHRIS! Are you done caring? Do you no longer have any shame? Are you just going to pretend the past never happened?" I think it's very safe to say Bores is done caring at this point, wouldn't you say?

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    8. Compared to how many subscribers you had at the height of your popularity over on Irate Gamer/CB Network, that's probably small for Puppet Bores Chris. The only reason you have that amount is because of kids who don't know better. Now keep on bitchin Chris, cause we all know it's you, no matter how many times you type wearing that grandma outfit from the Punch-Out review. Rage on Chr-ooo, sorry, "Linda". :D

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  48. Am I too far ahead of my time with my ideas that I'm not comprehensible... or are they just too stupid to be acknowledged?

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    1. I've been working on a satire of JRPGs and I wish I could talk with someone about this one character (who is an important player in the story).

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    2. Well, if you want to talk to me, I'm pretty sure you already have my email? We discusses RPG Maker (and I think Blender), so feel free to reach out to me directly.

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  49. OT: MST3K will return April 14th.
    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k/posts/1813426?ref=activity

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  50. Dan, you know what to do, get Buggin out of here again.

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  51. Oh my gosh, this is the SEVENTH time he's announced retirement? Now, this is just desperate.

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  52. OT: James Rolfe is now coming out of the closet and admitting he never watched Power Rangers before except in passing. Now he's going back to watch the entire series to review it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWnl2fBy3Q

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    1. Meh, I like the AVGN and all but I don't see the point of this when there's already Linkara's "History of Power Rangers" series.

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    2. He actually referenced Linkara in the video, LOL

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    3. I think this is probably so he'll have a reference to fall back on when he inevitably reviews the new movie.

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  53. Yet more Puppet Bores videos on FNAF figures in Toyfair. Get used to Puppet Bores (Or should I say Putta Bores?) folks. It's become his new cashcow thanks to FNAF. History repeats, it seems, for The Bores.

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    1. And like everything else on Puppet Steve, it's more of the same shit different toy. He'll just milk his channel dry with all FNAF. He fails at being a gamer, paranormal investigator, and now a toy collector. And does he give a shit? Not at all.

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    2. "...And Q*Bert's enemy, the snake!"

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  54. Keep deleting those comments, Dan, you're the man. We can do this all day with Buggin/Chris.

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  55. Maybe this has been covered in some blog post or in some comments section, but I don't recall this, and its an interesting piece of the "did Bores give AVGN enough credit as an inspiration?" puzzle. This is the description for the IG TMNT video:
    "Uploaded on Sep 10, 2007
    The Ninja Turtles Nintendo Games are next on the chopping block!
    Yes James was an inspiration for starting my show (and maybe this episode?) Yes we get it already, but come on. Who didn't play this game in the 1980's. What a cowabunga piece of sh**!" I'm guessing that isn't the original description?

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    1. Don't remember this description, maybe it was edited recently? If I recall, phrases like "next on the chopping block" were commonly used in descriptions of more recent (2015-2016) episodes, and Bores has been editing a lot of titles and descriptions lately (such as his Naughty Bear E3 video).

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  56. OT: Hey guys, have any of you ever heard of Ai Kizuna? World's first ever (maybe?) Virtual YouTuber? Check her channel here:
    https://m.youtube.com/#/channel/UC4YaOt1yT-ZeyB0OmxHgolA

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    1. I think you screwed up the URL!
      -_-

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    2. @Ixey5 Oh god I'm sorry! But if you don't wanna use the url just type 'Ai Kizuna' or 'A.I. Channel' on Google search. Again sorry for the link, 'kay?

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  57. I'm thinking of reviving the blog.
    I kinda want to give the same treatment to "You May Now Kiss the, uh... Guy Who Receives" that I gave "Meet the Quagmires" -- the whole nine yards from an AK47 at a point-blank range and taze the corpse for good measure.

    What do you think?

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  58. Being handed the exposure YouTube gave him for merely plagiarising someone else's work, undeservedly becoming one of the most subscribed channels, then slowly pissing all that blind luck away to the point that you essentially delete half your channel's content and shut your shows down because its no longer profitable really does take a special kind of stupid.

    Chris is like the guy who inherits his dad's multi billion dollar business through birthright and his staggering ineptitude results in him being declared bankrupt.

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    1. It should be noted that Bores got lucky making lightning strike twice with Puppet Steve, but he will most likely once again piss all that blind luck by putting even less effort into his content. History repeats itself.

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    2. The same thing is going to happen with Pubba Steve that happened with Irate Gamer. The kids will grow up and wonder why they ever found that horse shit amusing.

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    3. I'm gonna play devil(Bores)advocate a bit here, so IG was something that was pretty big and plummeted. Let's say the same thing happens with Pubta Bores. But you know what they say, the third time is the charm. (and cliches these days seem to speak a lot of truth to me) Who knows what Bores might come up with if he has to? (and I realize Bores may have violated the 3 rule already (much like he did the comedy 3 rule in several videos) he also tried (still tries?) ghost stuff, mythbusters parodies, etc, but I'm thinking the cliche could stand if we think 3 successes)

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    4. Bores won't get successful for the reasons Dan has more or less explained in the newest post. He's pandering, talks down to his audience, has no respect for them, has no original ideas, can't create, can't make friends with his peers, plaigarises constantly and is a batshit insane conspiracy theorist who feels free to call other people snowflakes while being incapable of commenting online unless he puts on a virtual dress and acts like Norman Bores because his most staunch and strong identity is that of his own mother.

      Quite bizarre that a man careening towards 40 who is only capable of engaging with others if he dons the guise of a late middle-aged woman obsessed with emojis and his own self validation would be so politically conservative really. Let us in Chris. We're all friends here. Let it all out, big guy. Tell me where James Rolfe spiritually wounded you.

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  59. Alright, this needs to stop now! People have said this before, but seriously just ignore Bores when he puts on mommy mask. He's coming on here to simply piss us all off and get a rise out of us. Don't feed into his immense bullshit. It's what he wants. Seriously, just ignore this sad excuse of a man child and pretend he's not on here. He's once again brining up politics to troll us and we don't need to feed into this shit any longer. And BatDan, you've got more spam of his to clean up and maybe block him from getting on here now!

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  60. Shockingly poor attempt to make it look like Puppet Steve was at Toy Fair in the Steven Universe/South Park video. It was amusing to see the top of Puppet Steve's head disappear while he was talking at the end.

    You'd think Chris would improve after all of these years. Unfortunately, he is too lazy to bother.

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  61. I wonder which is more formulaic. The Pokémon anime or Puppet Steve?

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  62. Help me out, why do people write "Pubta" Steve or Bores?

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    1. As I recall, apparently Bores mispronounces the word "puppet" when Steve says "hey puppet Steve here". There was some debate as to whether it was Pubba or Putta, and someone came up with the compromise "Pubta".

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    2. I think I only saw two episodes, both of them he seemed to say "pupple"

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    3. oh throwing another variation into the debate, nice. Pubtla Steve FTW bitchazz

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    4. Even with your compromise Gary, people are still using Pubba, although I think Putta sounds much better, in my opinion.

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  63. Okay, it's official. Chris does not know who is audience is. South Park toys? You can't review South Park toys and Peppa Pig toys on the same channel! Just...what? Who the heck is this meant for? What's next? Is he going to review Dora The Explorer and Rick And Morty figures in the same video? PICK YOUR AUDIENCE ALREADY!!

    Oh, and he refers to Professor Chaos as "Captain Chaos." Some South Park fan you are.

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    1. Oh crap, I just noticed he also looked at Rick and Morty figures in that video. I stand corrected. "If Rick and Morty's your favorite show..." *Earth's colors jumble* Oh crap, the universe just divided by zero.

      ADULTS WOULD NOT BE WATCHING THIS!! KIDS WOULDN'T WATCH RICK AND MORTY!! PICK YOUR DAMN AUDIENCE!!

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    2. It's just like when he references things like Mr. Magoo, the Three Stooges, and Bob Uecker in his Irate Gamer videos, that his preteen fan brats wouldn't get.

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