Friday, August 10, 2018

The Tinfoil Gets Tighter

No, still nothing on "Chris Neo" (yet). However, he did post something on Facebook that needs to be seen.





For those that can't read it, here's the text. Complete with typos.

"If you've been wondering why my paranormal website has been offline for so long, well we've been sifting through the code and I just found out it was hacked. The timing of this event seemed to have occured after I called out the celebs in the paranormal field for suppressing my new methods. So this is how it is eh? One has to have alot of insecurities if you feel you need to try and silence my work this way. A big special thanks to the fans that keep tweeting and tagging these paranormal celebs of my existence and pushing my work on them. I've met them all and gauged their reactions to me and my research and I can tell it annoys them to no end that I broke down their entire western ghost hunting approach through a pyschological mindset and pasted it back together in a way that they cannot duplicate so easily. And you'll be happy to know, I've made a huge breakthrough this summer with investigating that I haven't even made public. Very exciting stuff that I even can't talk about yet since I'm still breaking down all the nuiances. Thank you for your continued support."

Oh... wow. Fucking wow.

Turns out he didn't let his domain just lapse, no it was HACKED! Right after he called out the "eeeevil" celebs! This can't be real.
How about naming these celebrities Chris? Are you afraid or are you just full of shit? You do this all the time, like those "hundreds of YouTubers" from 2006/07 you watched as inspiration instead of the AVGN. It's always a lot of people but nobody in particular. That Alex Jones influence is really showing itself. "It's never my fault, it's always the fault of someone else."

You say you met these people and they were annoyed with you? How did you know that? Could you tell from their expression, tone or demeanor? Perhaps they were annoyed with something else. Like how this shitheel from Ohio is coming in with these long debunked methods and is trying to pass them off as new. They probably even told you that but you didn't listen because you can't take criticism.
"Cannot duplicate easily"? What's so hard? Learning to ask if being dead is different from being alive? Learning which beeps on your overpriced devices are different? You don't do anything revolutionary or different!

How did you know it was hacked? Was there something specific that warned you? You gave no indication of being a computer or code expert. This is sounding more and more like an excuse for being lazy and forgetting to pay the domain name. I like to think that if someone hacked you, they wouldn't just take it down. They'd replace the page with like Illuminati shit, though your tinfoil wearing ass would probably think it was legit considering your hilarious meltdown over Nickelodeon.

What "experts" are your "fans" tweeting at? Give us names!

So you say you made a huge breakthrough this summer. Really?: You sure it wasn't filled with making stupid videos about toys? Videos like his latest "PENNYWISE IT Movie FUNKO CEREAL UNBOXING! NECA Exclusive Mini Pop Action Figure SERIES 2"
... Oh my god are you serious? Oh yeah, that lovable kids movie It. Featuring such child-friendly scenes like an opening with a 7 year old getting his arm torn off. Seriously what is it with Funko making these joke cereals on violent properties? At least with Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street they haven't had movies in years.

Continued support huh? You have over 3000 Facebook friends, and yet as of this post, only 4 of them commented. Makes me wonder how many are just inactive accounts, I know I gave up Facebook. 

So what's your favorite brand of foil Chris? The old classic Reynolds, the cheaper Walmart, or maybe something local?

160 comments:

  1. Chris had his site on Bluehost. The hosting company has this on their support page:

    Why is my web site Suspended?
    There are several reasons why your website could potentially become suspended. However, the most common reason for suspension is non-payment.

    If your account has been suspended, you will see a page stating that your account has been suspended when you try to visit your domain. The suspension page on your domain will contain a login link. Once you have logged in via this link, you will be provided the reason your account was suspended, as well as providing further instructions on how to resolve the issue.

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  2. "Bendy and the Ink Machine REAL LIFE JUMPSCARE Chapter 4 Alice Angel BATIM" is another Boresterpiece. Highlights:

    1) "And of course look at the bottom, here: Copyright 2017, TheMeatly Games. Aw, yes!"

    2) The total absence of any jumpscares. One of YouTube's most prolific videobloggers about FNAF and BATIM does not know what a jump scare is.

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  3. I wonder Bores would try his hand at Anime reviewing. What do you guys think?

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    1. Oh, the shitposts Mumkey Jones could get out of thaf...

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    2. "Putting Metropolis in the DVD player and watching it by hitting Play, we find out that Superman isn't even in it."

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    3. The only anime he’d review is Pokémon.

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    4. "Why are these movies in Japanese? Couldn't they get someone to dub the lines in English? Even I can do that!"

      (Warlord) "You there! Get my morning paper!"

      (Soldier) "What? I didn't sign up for this army to get your paper. Get your own damn paper."

      (Warlord) "Soldier, that's insubordination. To the brig with you!"

      (Soldier) "That's the fifth time this week..."

      (Laugh track plays)

      (Scene change: Chris' room)

      (Godzilla bursts through the wall with a cheap "hole" effect made of fabric.)

      (Godzilla) "Oh, yeah!"

      (Chris looks at camera)

      (Chris) "Why do these interruptions always happen on my show?"

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    5. It’s stupid because they don’t even speak English! Not like me though; I got good grammar and spelling!

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    6. What about an example like Yu Yu Hakusho?

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    7. Edge XL Nah, he'd review a dub but complain about having to change language tracks. "When you pop the movie in everybody's talking nonsense! Turns out you have to push "audio" on the remote to understand what the heyell is going on. Don't these movie designers know we talk English in America!?"

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    8. @Tim - "After doing some research, I found there is an English dub on these anime! How was I supposed to find it though being buried in the menu?"

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    9. (Chris watches Cell Saga on Dragon Ball Z)

      "I mean, what the FUCK is a Cell?"

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  4. PS - Discovering a new branch of psychology or parapsychology. Just a huntch but isn’t that Nobel Prize deserving?

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    1. At the very least Chris would enjoy healthy research grants and we would see peer reviewed papers from prestigious members of the APA and other organizations concerned with mental health. I have lifetime access to three databases of such articles and I can find none regarding Chris Bore-ess or his new branch of psychology.

      Those higher-ups in the paranormal community must have done a thorough job of suppressing Chris' findings. Perhaps tgey had help from James Rolfe and Machinima?

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  5. He's discovered a brand new branch of psychology called "The SPACE Force". Wait. . .

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  6. Do you guys know that a Slender Man movie just came out this month? Any thoughts on it?

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    1. Looked really dull to me. I had a chance to go to an early screening and I still opted not to go. Also - I admit I am not up on what the kids like but isn't Slenderman kind of not a big deal in 2018?

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    2. Boring, predictable, bland. Could replace slender man with a random boogie man and it'd be the same generic movie.

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    3. I think I'll just save my money and watch Marble Hornets again
      Or Tribe Twelve
      Or Everyman Hybrid
      At least there I'm not paying $10 for a crappy film that's more like The Ring than a deccent Slenderman film

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  7. "Sonic MANIA Plus Ps4 Video Game & Art Book Unboxing Sonic the Hedgehog Gameplay Funko Pop."

    He unboxes the game, shows the disc and enclosed materials, and then says he'll have to actually play the game some time.

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    1. A couple of choice quotes:

      "Oooh there's the back! Cool!"

      "Two new playable characters. This guy and that guy."

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  8. How about Puppet Steve reviews LGPE (Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee) when it comes out?

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    1. "Booting up this game and playing the game, we see that all the old Pokémon characters are here. There's Charmander, whose tail is all on fire there, there's Psyduck, who looks just like a duck, there's Magneton, who as we all know is a bunch of magnets, and there's even Snorlax, who's big and fat! Looking further, we see Ditto, who of course is this blob thing, there's Mr. Mime who's a mime, and there's Jynx who's some kind of opera singer. In addition...

      [TWO GEOLOGIC ERAS LATER]

      ...and lastly, there's Krookodile, the crocodile who's a crook. Well, there you have it: Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee. Check it out!"

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    2. Speaking of which, what are your guy's thoughts on LGPE?

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    3. I'm kind of mixed on it
      I like having an evee as my companion
      I like getting a Kanto 3D remake
      And I look forward to see how they will do pokemon battles on the Switch
      BUT
      1. It seems Gyms will be locked to you unless you have pokemon that have typ advantage
      2. no Wild Pokemon battles, more of the capture stuff you do in Pokemon GO!
      3. That it seems more just a cash grab to get the millions of GO! Players to get a Switch.
      4. You cannot
      CANNOT
      Evolve Evee
      I want to like this game
      But it has problems.
      But hey, it could at least be a fun thing I can do inbetween rounds of Smash Bros, Kamen Rider: Climax Scramble, or My Hero: One's Justice while we wait for 8th Gen next year

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  9. What's everyone's thoughts about Nintendo suing over ROMs and emulators on the internet? IMO, they're almost 20 years late on this.

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    1. Meh. They've sent cease and desist on rom sites before, so it's whatever...they'll never truly end them...they must be bored right now

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    2. Nintendo certainly has the legal right to control their games.

      That said, Nintendo cannot possibly stop everyone from sharing ROMs over the internet.

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    3. As long as Nintendo continues to ignore their legacy and not make their games more readily available (seriously, we still don't have VC on Switch), I'm not gonna shed any tears if Nintendo loses a few pennies from someone downloading a ROM... especially if the game in question ISN'T available today without spending ridiculous amounts of money on a used copy that Nintendo wouldn't be making anything off of anyway.

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    4. Guys I made a petition for Nintendo to improve the Nintendo Switch Online service to add more than just NES games. Check it out.

      https://www.change.org/p/gamers-get-nintendo-to-add-more-classics-than-just-nes-to-the-nintendo-switch-online-service

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  10. *sigh* He got one of those four-game Arcade 1-Up consoles delivered to his house. I don't know which is worse- if the company sent it free for a review, or if the channel is actually lucrative enough that he could shell out for it.

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  11. Chris' latest Facebook rant is about the new South Park teaser. He says the show has aligned itself with the establishment. I haven't watched the show in years so I don't know if that is true but he managed to get 40 comments in a short amount of time agreeing with him.

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    1. What's weird is that I don't even know what he's talking about. There's no new South Park teaser. I've checked Google, I've checked their Twitter. The show returns September 26th, and since they make episodes within a week of premiere, then I doubt they had a teaser set-up. Perhaps Chris fell for a fake? I searched "South Park Season 22" and found fake videos. One using footage from Season 20.

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    2. @Batdan. I didn't even know that. And not one of the dozens of comments pointed out the lack of a new teaser.

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    3. Chris doesn't double check his sources...what else is new?

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    4. What does he mean by "one place that rooted for the underdog?" South Park doesn't side with anyone. It satires EVERYTHING. Bores doesn't make any sense.

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    5. It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of South Park's satire flew over Chris' head. That tends to happen with stupid people. They just see the funny cartoon kids cursing up a storm, and completely miss the point they're trying to make.

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    6. Sorta like you do, danny boy, when talking about puppet steve video's? you must be a really stupid person then and maybe even a hypocrite to boot :D

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    7. LadyBuggin: How's the new branch of psychology going?

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    8. Linda, do you know when the next Chris Neo video will be released to the public?

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    9. Wait, ladybuggin is actually acknowledging Puppet Steve? I thought that the show didn’t exist in Chris’s world and any mention of it on Chris Neo or his FB page got deleted.

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    10. I for one would very much enjoy a discussion on the nuanced humor of Puppet Steve.

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    11. Ladybuggin, if you're going to call someone stupid, can you at least make sure you spell "videos" correctly?

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  12. in unrelated news, former IGN and disgraced plagiarist Filip "i learned how to play games from Chris Bores" Miciuin has been exposed even more. Apparently he's stolen from NeoGAF posts and wikipedia.

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    1. Welp, IGN just memory-holed ALL of his posts.

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    2. yep...and I can't believe he even stole his resume...Filip is like the more ballsy Chris Bores. Challenging the internet to find plagiarism...lol too bad Chris never did that, this blog would have destroyed his non-existent career even more.

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  13. Random question. Of the following three, who do you think is the worst actor? Chris Bores, Tommy Wiseau, or the "They're eating her, oh my God!" kid from Troll 2?

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    1. I'd say Tommy, but I also award Tommy more effort points for sincerely attempting more ambitious roles. With Bores' acting you only need to know he's mad, and you do. If Bores ever tries a scene where he argues with his fiancee, written with greater depth than a Family Guy cutaway gag, we may find out who really has the edge. And yes, I'm calling The Room more of a movie than the Rise of Red storyline.

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    2. The answer as always is Neil Breen.

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    3. I always thought Tommy W acted bad on purpose

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    4. @UltimateCharm Is he the Troll 2 kid?

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    5. @Anonymous Blogger Nope, he's a Las Vegas-based realtor who moonlights as an indie director. His movies are primarily known for making little-to-no sense and for all using the same picture of him on their posters.

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    6. The TROLL 2 Oh My God!" guy is Darren Ewing, who later went on to do UNACCOMPANIED MINORS.

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  14. "And not only is this a, an a Game, Stop exclusive, but it's also... oooh, a Comic-Con exclusive of 2018! So yup, if you've got one of these, these are super-rare!"

    -"CUPHEAD Rare School BACKPACK Gamestop SDCC Exclusive Unboxing Funko Pop Gameplay"

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  15. At this point, Chris just lost it... Though I'm not sure if he even had it in the first place.

    Something as simple as a domain expiring is being hacked?

    He sounds like one of those people who thinks that everyone is out to get him.

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  16. Ok, so...

    "Bendy's Nightmare Run BATIM Gameplay APP Android Hack Walkthrough Song Puppet Steve" is the new video. He plays an endless runner app for phones.

    The age recommendation on this app is 9 and up; the game asks you your age up front when you open it. Steve lies about his age and laughs about lying about his age.

    Then he Let's Plays the game badly for over ten minutes. Then he puts the phone down and leaves. Then Zombie Steve picks it up and says "Yay, me play now." THE END.

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    1. In the arcade cabinet video Puppet Steve holds the scissors in an unsafe manner to open the box. Way to go, Chris. A show aimed at young children is encouraging them to lie about their age on apps and hold scissors in risky ways.

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  17. Like I predicted a few years ago, AT&T has bought out the Chernin Group's share of Otter Media and is folding it into Warner Media (formerly Time Warner): http://about.att.com/story/att_otter_media.html

    Otter Media is the parent company of ScrewAttack, Rooster Teeth, Fullscreen, Crunchyroll and VRV (among others), FYI.

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  18. So I just watched Nostalgia Critic's review of the new Ninja Turtles cartoon that's going to be airing in September. I knew nothing of this new series since I don't have cable nor do I keep up with social media other than Youtube...

    ANNNNDDDD it should have stayed that way. This is the BIGGEST LOAD OF ASS SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!

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    1. The NOSTALGIA Critic reviewing a series that hasn't aired yet (and thus cannot be nostalgic)?

      Mind blown.

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    2. Nevertheless, the show is stupid. Granted, the intro is pretty cool and he makes a good point about the action scenes, but everything else is fucking retarded and makes Teen Titans Go look like Avatar The Last Airbender.

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    3. @Edge XL Maybe he saw it on one of those sites or apps where they show official sneak peeks of upcoming shows in the form of full episodes. This also happens on the networks themselves. The most recent example was Unikitty!, the sneak peak was an episode called, “Spooky Game.” There was also another example on Nickelodeon, but I forgot what that show was.

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    4. I figured it out. It was Penguins of Madagascar.

      Also I forgot to mention that this new series is starting to sound like the worst thing to ever happen to the franchise since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3.

      “Help! I’m a turtle and I can’t get up!”

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    5. Yep, it’s down there with Ninja Turtles III, the Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour, The Next Mutation, and the awful live-action Christmas movie.

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    6. Also, I don’t understand this new trend of action shows having animation similar to that of The Powerpuff Girls. Only that while Powerpuff girls was original, creative and enjoyable, these spin off series like Teen Titans Go and now Rise of the TMNT are annoying and dreadful to watch much like Spongebob Squarepants.

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    9. Because I’m getting sick of the same old rants on how Teen Titans Go! is an awful show (I actually like that show, save for a few infamous episodes) and how it “ruined my childhood,” (seriously, it must be doing something right, because it’s Cartoon Network’s most popular show, despite not being a Cartoon Network Original) and the same old internet celebrity/Nintendo/children’s cartoon topics, here’s something different to add more variety. This trailer is for the new Titans series, and has gotten a big negative reaction. I would rather hear your opinions that instead.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PPofXaJ4go

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    10. Speaking of cartoons and people who have absolutely nothing positive to say about Teen Titans Go!, I remember when people are saying that Butch Hartman’s Kickstarter for a family friendly channel was doomed right from the start, (and that was before it was revealed to be a means to convert children to Christianity) and how they were willing to give Mr. Enter’s Kickstarter a chance. I’m willing to bet that’s just because the former is a cartoon CREATOR, and the latter is a cartoon REVIEWER. However I honestly disagree that Mr. Enter Had much of a chance either, and Turkey was here to explain why he doesn’t think so either.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix2KCuKOVOg

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    11. The movie looks pretty cool. I guess people don’t like how it’s going to be dark and edgy and Robin says “fuck Batman”?

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    12. Speaking of newer cartoons, the newer Mickey Mouse cartoons are taking that same direction as well, only they look more like Ren & Stimpy and they made Goofy look like a dirty pedophile.

      At least we have Tangled The Series

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    13. @MacDagard No, it’s a web television series.

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    14. If any of you guys want to support legitimately good TMNT media, then I suggest you check out the TMNT: Urban Legends comics from IDW (which are colorized editions of the TMNT series published by Erik Larsen & Image Comics from 1996-99) and the new hardcover of Bodycount.

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  19. If anyone is interested, I have an online fundraiser for the book here. I haven't been very active with it due to working this week, but if you wish to donate or anything, feel free to do so. Let your friends know.

    I really want to get some softcovers going, but they're too expensive right now. A bulk order will reduce the price.

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    1. Are you trying to get it published or are you using create space? Just curious because I’m writing a book as well.

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    2. It's published on a digital format on Blurb, as I've stated and linked several times, but I'm trying to raise funds in order to make a bulk order. If I can buy ten copies, it won't cost $41.99 anymore to have just one made.

      Currently two are being run, the GoFundMe and one on a local level, the latter of which was 62% funded by me and is less than $50 away from its $377.18 goal.

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  20. It has now been six weeks since the last Chris Neo video. This is the longest stretch between videos since this series began. Assuming he does not post anything within the next hour and 40 minutes, I think we can legitimately question Chris' commitment to the show.

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  21. I’m surprised no one talked about this. The developers of the Spyro Reignited Trilogy have convinced Activision to delay the game’s release a bit in order to put all 3 games on the disc.

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    1. Puppet Steve won’t talk about it unless there’s a toy line involved

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    2. I didn't mention it because it has no impact on me. I will buy the game digitally.

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  22. His review of "Avengers: Infinity War" on Blu-Ray is in.

    The box is all rainbow-y, lots of special features are listed on the back of the box, and inside, the physical disc is blue.

    Aaaaaaand that's the review. Now we know.

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    1. Really doesn't do it much "respict".

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    2. I’m going to conclude he’s doing pubba steve full time now. I mean why waste time doing Chris Neo when he doesn’t get the views he used to?

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    3. Ben Ten figures are SUPER COOL because their heads and arms can move!!! Never seen a toy do that before.

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  23. alex-jones-influence on bores?! that alone tells me by now you've totally lost it too, mr. blog creator. gaga

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    1. I’d like to see Bores piss off The Young Turks. That’d be his greatest moment on YouTube.

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    2. If anyone wants to see The Young Turks pissed off just give them a few minutes to talk on their own. They are remarkably adept at getting angry.

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    3. Just say you’d like to see a girl’s knockers and they’d accuse you of sexual harassment and promoting the ‘rape culture’ as a sexist white cis male.

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    4. It is pretty ironic that Ana Kasparian - an Armenian - works for The Young Turks. I hate to invoke Godwin's Law but Ana doing that is akin to a Jewish person working for an organization named The Hitler Collective.

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    5. At least I'm not the only person who sees The Young Turds for the jokers that they are. Of course I'm not expecting, say, Brad Jones, Joe Vargas, or any other e-celebrity to call out people of their... allegiances on any bullshit.

      Me? I choose to mock the powerful: the type actors and such hold in "respict".

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  24. The final Mario Game-Genie levels video is in the works (Bores' Facebook).

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    1. "Some funny stuff happened this time around."

      Is Bores admitting that Chris Neo has been kind of boring so far?

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  25. So I’m watching recent Puppet Steve videos. Chris isn’t even really attempting to mask his voice in a lot of places.

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    1. I watched the arcade game video he put out a few days ago (because that is the only recent video with something I am even remotely interested in.) I'll give Chris credit for attempting to play the games and not just pulling them out of their boxes and saying "cool". He still played very badly due to poor skill but I'll go easy on him in this one instance because those little machines are not a good way to play video games and he was wearing his Puppet Steve gloves.

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    2. The Funko pop Pennywise cereal one was a hoot. Yeah, promote cereal based on R-rated slasher flicks for all the kiddies to watch and promote the most disturbing one of all. Great idea.

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    3. Regarding Steve's voice, character drift happens over the course of a series irrespective of the show's quality. Compare early Homer Simpson to nowadays, or the first few Muppet Show episodes to just a couple years later.

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  26. OT: What's everyone's thoughts on the Double Dare revival with Liza Koshy?

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    1. I watched clips and I have to be honest...I wasn't expecting it to be like this. I was expecting a bunch of ghetto talk, shitty lingo, a shitty hip hop/pop remix of the original theme, etc. Is this reality? They're using the music from the ORIGINAL show, the setup and uniforms the players are wearing are just like those they wore in the ORIGINAL show, the set up is just like that of the ORIGINAL show and they are even making many references to the original show including bringing back past players and challenges/games as well as making subtle references to other classic Nick shows like Salute Your Shorts?

      I liked Marc Summers better as the host, even though Liza Koshy is hot, but guess what? He's in the show too!

      So maybe Nickelodeon does have a future...hopefully now after years of terrible shows after terrible shows, they'll start bringing in shows that made Nickelodeon great like Pete & Pete, Salute Your Shorts, All That, Alex Mack, Space Cases, Avatar The Last Airbender, etc. I did hear there was going to be a Rugrats revival even. I know we have the Rocko's Modern Life reboot as well.

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    2. @MacDragard I don’t want to be Buzz Killington, all the shows you’re bashing may indeed be terrible, and this new Double Dare revival does sound nostalgic, but I can’t help but feel that Nickelodeon can’t just rely on what it aired on its earlier days. Yes, I too am against the idea of modernizing something timeless too much, and the inclusion of anything hip and trendy is bound to automatically get negative reception, at least online, but sometimes I think that they have to do something new, except it should be for more experimental purposes. I’m also of the opinion that you can at least make good jokes out of references to internet memes if you know what you’re doing. In one episode of The Fairly Odd Parents, Chloe’s parents say that they’re doing vines, like “all the cool kids.” The joke is that they’re swinging on actual jungle vines like Tarzan. Maybe on a different show, probably one for older audiences, the joke could’ve worked more, if not actually be funny, but I can’t help but feel that even on shows meant for children, people tend overreact on how bad it is and say that meme references shouldn’t be in a cartoon at all. That’s one thing I hate about the cartoon community; they beat the most reviled subjects to death in only less than three days. The overuse of words like “cringe” doesn’t help the case either.

      I’m not saying that Nickelodeon should experiment with memes more often. I agree that something like Breadwinners is like the 2010s equivalent of Yo Yogi!, but what I’m saying is that they can’t just rely on their old shows to carry them forever. Also, I have a feeling that not every revival of those shows is going work.

      However, I am interested in their new Nick Arcade Reboot.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DBeqco18PnQ

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    3. Wholeheartedly agree. I think that's what I meant to say really - that they create a brand new show that's original, creative and witty like the shows I mentioned. I'd much rather have that than reboots. I mean Nickelodeon was at one time the front-runner of making exciting and creative game shows for kids, so why can't they create something brand new? I'm sure it will at least be way better than the Wild 'n Crazy Kids reboot they did a while back.

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    4. @MacDagard I saw that show on Nickelodeon GaS when I was a kid. I didn’t really care much for it and didn’t even realize it was a reboot until now.

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    5. Yeah, the original Wild 'n Crazy Kids was WAAAAAYYYY better. The hosts were hilarious on that show.

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  27. Chris has posted 4 Zombie Steve videos in the last 3 weeks. (Three of those are about Thomas the Tank Engine so I am wondering if he was sent a bunch of those toys).

    38 Puppet Steve videos that are less than a month old. If only he had kept that pace for History of Video Games or Irate the 80's.

    He has time to record Chris Neo videos if he wants to. He simply chooses otherwise. I can understand that Puppet Steve is his priority but why Zombie Steve over a Chris Neo video?

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    1. The "writing" is vastly easier on a toy review (the way he does it) than a more documentary video where you're at least supposed to know things. Just say "hey, kids," point out all the obvious things at the visual level, then say "Well, there it is- [NAME OF PRODUCT WITH A WORD MISPLACED OR MISPRONOUNCED]"

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    2. I do a lot of writing and yes, quality writing can take time but what plagued Chris with HoVG and Irate the 80's were bad comedy and too many pointless special effects.

      Comedy is very hard to write and in my opinion you need a team of writers for good comedy. When you write comedy alone you typically end up with a lot of stuff that seemed funny in your head but doesn't work at all. If Chris had spent less time with "Call 911 I was ROBbed" jokes, printing up Masturbation Hand cards and dressing like Skeletor and focused on solid scripts then things could have been different for his shows.

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    3. Reminds me of the skylanders days

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  28. I wonder if what Chris posted was fake. Maybe made up to get money from those who feel symphony for him?

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    1. I don't think it was to elicit sympathy or get money from people. I think he was covering up a lack of fundd to pay the site host.

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  29. Chris posted on Facebook. He has been having "interesting" meetings with unspecified people but hopes he will have something to share soon.

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  30. I want to move the book to a different site with better rates, but am not sure about the legality of it.

    I placed a volume order Monday and the base price hasn't decreased: it's still $41.99.

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  31. Seems Mr. Plinkett gave THE LAST JEDI the cuisinart.

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    1. Let's face it, ever since Phantom Menace came out in 1999, it just became cool and hip to bash Star Wars movies and adaptations no matter what. There's no saving this franchise from ridicule, even if the movie is decent. The problem is the original trilogy set the bar so high that any new SW movie that's not as good as Empire Strikes Back automatically sucks. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Empire Strikes Back got bashed to death if it was made nowadays.

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  32. Chris revealed in the comments of his latest video that his absence is a "summer hiatus" and now that the kids are back in school he'll be doing videos again.

    That excuse doesn't fly when we know you're doing nonstop Puppet Steve videos. Including one on Funko Pop cereal mascots. That sentence legitimately hurts.

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    1. We all know the real reason is Chris Neo isn't getting views and isn't worth the bare minimum effort Chris was putting in.

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    2. If Chris would just admit that Puppet Steve is more lucrative for him and that is where he needs to focus his time then at least I could respect the honesty. Chris does not have the guts to do that though.

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    3. What a bunch of assburgers with a side of fries!

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  33. I wonder if Bores gets to review GBA games. Imagine Golden Sun for example. What if he gets a crush on Mia?

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  34. OT: Anyone besides me constantly getting "YouTube mixes" every time you go to YT's homepage? Without any option to get rid of them? I tried pausing the search and watch history, and it doesn't work. At all.

    @GangstaLizard95 - He did review one GBA game I'm aware of-- an ET game. Back in 2008. (And also, I can't imagine him having a crush on Mia from Golden Sun...)

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    1. One thing that annoys me is what videos end up in my recommended videos just because I watched something on a random topic one time.

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    2. And any guy who posts a video with MGTOW in the title or posts comments telling guys to go MGTOW needs to casterate himself.

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  35. I watched the Transformers video that was posted on the Puppet Steve channel last week. I am not going to be too brutal because he got their names right for the most part and actually played with them a little. The usual complaints about Chris' voice and acting ability aside, what hurt was hearing Grimlock sound like Zombie Steve. He mentions Slug by the correct name but later refers to him as "Slag". I get it, that was the character's G1 name and Hasbro lost the trademark. His name is now "Slug" and Chris is having difficulty with that.

    Chris says Jazz looks just like his old self - despite the fact that his door panel "wings" are gone and this Jazz does not transform into a Porsche.

    Chris claims Starscream is one of his favorite characters of all time.

    Main issue is that Chris has G1 on the mind and seems to be unaware that Power of the Primes (the line these figures belong to) is the current show.

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  36. Newest Puppet Steve: He's wearing one-lens wraparound sunglasses "because we're reviewing toys from the 1990s." Does that track with anyone's memory? I thought that was early-80s new-wave fashion.

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    1. Those were defnitely around in the 80s. Not sure why Chris thinks they are 90s. Only thing I can think of is snowboarding which was rising in popularity in the late 80s and through the 90s.

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    2. Not to mention those Spongebob toys aren't from the 90's. They look more recent. Also also, Spongebob started in 1999 so that's barely 90's. It sounds like Chris just wanted an excuse to put stupid glasses on his puppet because stupid glasses seems to be his thing now.

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  37. Kinda off topic, but if he does go back to doing Neo, I wonder what he would say when reviewing Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon?

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    1. Probably use the word "iconic" randomly and ask why Simon Belmont isn't DLC.

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  38. As of tomorrow it will be two months

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  39. I am frequent reader of and commentor on this blog, using an alias as to not sound like I'm bragging. This is something I have meant to say for a while but keep forgetting, and a recent event reminded me of this. On some superficial level, Bores deserves many kudos for landing such a gorgeous wife. I'm no prize myself but I somehow ended up in bed with a wonderful, way beautiful out of my league woman for two nights a few weeks go, and my warped brain thought of average looking at best Bores and his modelesque wife.

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    1. Men and women aren’t attracted to the same things primarily. Men are mainly attracted to physical looks and things like personality and ambition are usually secondary. Women on the other hand are more attracted to things like confidence, dominance, status, and guys who are ambitious or are fun or just make them feel sexy. There’s plenty of good-looking guys who are terrible with women and plenty of ugly guys that all the women hang around.

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    2. @MacDragard I REALLY hope you aren't making generalizations about gender. Because that makes me more angry than ANYTHING else.

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    3. As a single parent, Nicole was likely at a point in her life where she wanted to settle down. I am not going to speculate any further than that - who is to say why any two people fall in love? I wish Chris and his family all the happiness in the world and I mean that sincerely.

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  40. Cnris was on the phone with GameStop today and apparently had to listen to their podcast while on hold. He complained that it was the worst gaming podcast he had ever heard.

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    1. I looked, and I don't think GameStop has a podcast- Perhaps he heard canned audio ads made to sound like one.

      Man, imagine Bores trying to sustain an entire hour of talk about current gaming trends. How many minutes before he's trying to stave off the silence with "Sooo... that is what's going on there as far as that topic, is concerned."

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    2. I had never heard of a GameStop podcsst either but a couple of people who commented on Chris' post claimed to have listened to it.

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    3. This was one of the comments left on his post:

      LOL I can just imagine Irate Gamer on the phone. XD

      "Aw COME ON!! ...This podcast is a piece of SHI-ET!"

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    4. === Man, imagine Bores trying to sustain an entire hour of talk about current gaming trends. How many minutes before he's trying to stave off the silence with "Sooo... that is what's going on there as far as that topic, is concerned." ===

      That, and calling everything iconic.

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  41. Off Topic: 2K is begging their customers to ask the Belgian Government to allow microtransactions again. Can any Triple A gaming company not sink any lower.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dwr69T5a5s

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    1. Before I use your link - does it go to ReviewTechUSA? I really do not want to give him any views.

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    2. @Edge XL I actually learned the news from Rich, but I chose Jim Sterling’s video in order to appease to people like you.

      I honestly don’t understand why Rich garners so much hate. I actually enjoy his videos. I get the whole Big Cheese thing and several accusations of scams, but come on. I’m sure this happens to ALL big YouTubers. Maybe it’s just not as public.

      There’s tons of people who just blog and vlog. Rich is one of them, and he gets massive hate and is trolled a lot about shit that happened months, if not years ago.

      I’m not going all “OMG Rich is so awesome and is the best!” There’s several other tech channels that I also enjoy. Again, I’m sure there’s other people out there guilty of behind the scenes shady shit, like AlphaOmegaSin, StonefoxMedia, and Machinima, but no one gets as much hate as Rich does.

      I appreciate you not wanting to support him, and standing by your opinions, but I’d rather support a bad Youtuber by watching a video for free, rather than a greedy Triple A game company like EA and 2K by paying them for microtransactions.

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    3. I have my reasons for thinking Rich is a sleazebag but that should not bother you. I would say there are YouTubers who get far more hate than Rich does whether they deserve it or not.

      At the end of the day, YouTube is big enough for all of us to watch whoever we want and it should not bother anyone else who we watch or choose not to watch.

      I simply choose not to give a greedy YouTuber any support at all while simultaneously not paying EA or 2K for microtransactions.

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  42. I had a thought this morning. Chris could bring back Haunted Investigators and make it far more interesting by hosting it as Puppet Steve.

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  43. That sounds so hilarious, so it is brilliant. I would watch it a couple of times

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  44. So, Julliard now has a course teaching actors to convincingly hold game controllers.

    I think Bores should take it.

    https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/juilliard-introduces-course-teaching-actors-to-convincingly-hold-controllers/

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  45. I keep getting this urge to rape an adulthood in the same way they do childhoods.

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    1. But PLENTY of pubba steve to hold you over.

      PS, I don't know you, but the Funko Pop cereal looks disgusting.

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    2. Even the Zombie Steve spin-off channel has had four new videos over the last month.

      I am wondering if Chris lost the sponsor for the Chris Neo show - that retro game box company.

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  47. RGT 85 made a video about problems people have with finer details regarding Nintendo Online:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qp-kDFShRw

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  48. "Hey, kids. Puppet Steve here, and as you know, well, the Winnie-the-Pooh movie just came out a couple weeks ago."

    -from "Time for Winnie The Pooh and the Christopher Robin Too! Unboxing Movie Toys from Funko Pop!"

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    1. *checks date* Christopher Robin's official release was August 3rd. That is not a couple weeks. I don't think Chris records these videos in advance either, that Smash Bros video he made during E3 proves that. Chris once again doesn't understand the basic principles of time.

      Also, why is he "the Christopher Robin"? He's a human, not a stuffed animal. Even then, they're not referred to as "the Pooh" or "the Tigger"

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  49. this a warnig no wartch 'the ultimate roblox stop motion toy adventure classics series 2 playset unboxing battle'

    i wartchted it and i dum now

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  50. It's been one month since Chris posted that he recorded the gameplay footage for the next of his mario gg vids. Seriously, how long does it take to record himself saying some shit and pretending to play? Maybe its gonna be filled with gags or something?

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    1. It is why I wonder if Chris lost that retro game box sponsor. We all know Chris loves money and if the videos are not lucrative enough he does not have much incentive to make them.

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