tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post3112363144905543973..comments2023-11-03T02:56:11.272-05:00Comments on Irate Gamer Sucks: Happy 30 Years of Life Bores.BatDanNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-69064542492406633772015-04-12T15:10:00.023-05:002015-04-12T15:10:00.023-05:00bumbumAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-36613881560807778212012-02-12T10:51:51.452-06:002012-02-12T10:51:51.452-06:00If only Chris Bores had joined the 27 club, we wou...If only Chris Bores had joined the 27 club, we wouldn't have had to suffer any of this bullshit.Notorious B.I.G.O.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11838472323228053084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-81194945257895485682009-12-25T19:17:50.638-06:002009-12-25T19:17:50.638-06:00He used to take part in the trolling; remember Ira...He used to take part in the trolling; remember Iratefanboy345? That was really Chris Bores. No lie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-80644196449126952152009-11-27T12:01:50.457-06:002009-11-27T12:01:50.457-06:00@Anon:
I think you commented on the wrong rant. Bu...@Anon:<br />I think you commented on the wrong rant. But yes that scene is soul-crushingly bad that describing it in words doesn't do it justice.<br /><br />That mouse cursor on the garbage can was from his Zack & Wiki review. He was unfamiliar with the concept of a point & clock adventure game and whined that you do too much clicking, so he made a "joke" about clicking on his garbage can.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-48180195121290422822009-11-27T01:33:38.459-06:002009-11-27T01:33:38.459-06:00Ok so out of curiousity after reading this blog I ...Ok so out of curiousity after reading this blog I went oer to gottgame to watch the review... Gamer out, Irate Shady is actually worse in the video than how it was discribed here and in the comments.<br /><br />And why the fuck in his intro is there a mouse cursor clicking on a garbage bin.<br /><br />He is fucked. But criticising him is so much fun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-64685323088722046712009-11-20T13:31:12.029-06:002009-11-20T13:31:12.029-06:00That's true. He'd think Harvey Birdman rip...That's true. He'd think Harvey Birdman ripped off Phoenix Wright, even though both games were published by Capcom.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-46697769553805433782009-11-20T13:20:39.284-06:002009-11-20T13:20:39.284-06:00@BatDan
Chris Bores not mentioning Phoenix Wright?...@BatDan<br />Chris Bores not mentioning Phoenix Wright? That's a good thing. Trust me, we really don't need that.<br /><br />Remember SMB2?damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-28621362688415366832009-11-19T19:25:27.571-06:002009-11-19T19:25:27.571-06:00in fact it reminds me of James, in one of his intr...in fact it reminds me of James, in one of his intros he doing the exact same thing to a cartridge of E.T.<br /><br />But there it's funny because it's like 'I know E.T. exists guys, stop bugging me.'fattolerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02315995076317496087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-19867048545178354342009-11-19T17:53:48.154-06:002009-11-19T17:53:48.154-06:00Yes Chris Bores is one ugly son of a bitch.
Howeve...Yes Chris Bores is one ugly son of a bitch.<br />However I don't think that warrants an entire rant/post.<br /><br />And his Harvey Birdman review is scary, he starts off shaking the game like an epileptic then proceeds to get his facts wrong and NOT mention Phoenix Wright.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-90373260831027763322009-11-19T17:00:02.443-06:002009-11-19T17:00:02.443-06:00Bug eyed creep you seen his Harvey Birdman review?...Bug eyed creep you seen his Harvey Birdman review? If not then stay away it's fucking scary.fattolerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02315995076317496087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-12980760558983617132009-11-19T16:49:51.576-06:002009-11-19T16:49:51.576-06:00Speaking of off-topic, his face is serously ugly.
...Speaking of off-topic, his face is serously ugly.<br /><br />Seriously.<br /><br />You oughta make a post about that.Mr. Lizardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-91835931605183495042009-11-19T16:43:34.909-06:002009-11-19T16:43:34.909-06:00Indeed, sorry for single-handedly throwing the com...Indeed, sorry for single-handedly throwing the comments off-topic...Warriornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-4988349286284605792009-11-19T13:50:44.761-06:002009-11-19T13:50:44.761-06:00Isn't it sad that the comments have strayed wa...Isn't it sad that the comments have strayed way off-topic here? No? Okay, in that case, let me just say...<br /><br />HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, CHRISTOPHER BORES! You suck.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-31125480680171308252009-11-19T13:25:23.057-06:002009-11-19T13:25:23.057-06:00Jesus, don't know which of you folks to agree ...Jesus, don't know which of you folks to agree with the most. Seems we're all like-minded in that way. SMB2 to me was one easy-ass yet enjoyable game! And...I actually LIKED Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1. It has that classic feel to it, since it's the first, it was a part of my childhood, as irritating as some portions were. But when it comes to bad games, TMNT1 was somewhere on the good side of bad. I played the game, got frustrated with it, and I wouldn't have had it any other way!<br /><br />Heck, I used Game Genie once in a while, mostly to see what custom codes would do. And yea, there was a game once that had one part that was pretty dang difficult, and in all my guilt, I used a Game Genie to get passed it, but never used GG for that area again, as in getting through it, I discovered how to get through without Game Genie. I felt like total ass though, using it just to get past one damned part in one damned game. Using Game Genie for the purpose of cheating is like trying some really bad acid or something like that - you feel like shit for sure, but you know never to do it again, that is if you have any sense in your head. This is something the Irate Gamer doesn't have.<br /><br />I agree, Kama, the Hack deserves all the shit he gets for what he's doing. He deserves no mercy for he has given no mercy to the many people he's ripped/pissed off.<br /><br />As far as game play, that's most-important. As long as the controls are at least usable, it's a game to me. As long as it's fun, it's a game to me. As long as it has a good amount of challenge without having that challenge be determined by bad controls, then it's probably a good game. If you're looking for games with the best graphics, you're not usually going to have yourself a fun game. If you're looking for a good game, no matter the graphics, then you'll probably pick up a good game. That's the advantage in today's world. Games can't be way too shitty, or else it won't sell at all. People check out computer parts reviews on the internet before going to buy them, and they also check out reviews for games before picking those up. Back in the 80s and 90s (even up to 2002 since I still had shitty-ass dial-up by then), finding reviews on games was pretty hard to come by. There was no gaming networks, nothing. But you best be assured that if you went to a rental place to rent a game and somebody tells you "that game sucks the big one" then you either should consider another game to rent, or else just prepare to be disappointed.<br /><br />Today's games go by a similar rule. If the gameplay sucks, the game sucks. If the controls are unusable, the game sucks. If the game has some audible bullshit in it that's as annoying as Jim Carrey after taking 30 mg of crack, then it's a bad game. If all those things are alright though, you got a good game. And hey, if the graphics are great, that's just an extra bonus.<br /><br />Gamers don't really game for the added bonus of graphics. They game to get a challenge out of it. The only defeat in challenge now a days is if you can't find anyone to do an online match with. Getting pwned in game is no big worry. Not getting a chance to compete is a BIG problem though. And some of the older online play games don't have many people playing them online anymore, which really sucks. Star Trek Armada (b March 2000) now doesn't have a game server of its own - now have to rely on some third-party hosting software and find a small handful of people who will play it! I mean...it's sad that a game that's almost 10 years old has been abandoned!<br /><br />So I'm glad to see a lot of people still into retrogaming, and still remember what the 80s and 90s were like. Ah, good times!Warriorhttp://www.youtube.com/user/WarriorWithNoPurposenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-43664656256405130702009-11-19T07:25:31.034-06:002009-11-19T07:25:31.034-06:00@Anon with the AVG explanations:
Those are some go...@Anon with the AVG explanations:<br />Those are some good points, AVG pulled off many of those concepts a lot better.<br /><br />I just realized the "Evil Gamer" in Monster Party is his cop-out excuse for fighting the Predator and ROB. People accused him of ripping off the AVGN and Awesome Video Games so instead of giving a legit answer he made up this bullshit excuse.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-52696484027317233302009-11-19T00:05:52.144-06:002009-11-19T00:05:52.144-06:00I wonder is he has ever been sexed yet. Maybe his ...I wonder is he has ever been sexed yet. Maybe his chram is all mouldy and closed up with wrinkles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-51548234341684962042009-11-18T17:35:28.796-06:002009-11-18T17:35:28.796-06:00@ Batdan
I see what you mean with the "plager...@ Batdan<br />I see what you mean with the "plagerist" thing, but there are some differences with the Awesome Video Games videos and Irate Lamer's giant lump of shit, as well as why in all these cases, AVG kicks Irate Lamer's lump of shit in the balls.<br />1.Though not mention on your list, there's the concept of R.O.B. the robot being slooooooooow. <br />AVG made fun of this in the first half of part 3, with R.O.B...speaking...ve-rrrrry....slow....ly.<br />All Irate Lamer ever did was say "What a bunch of diahrrea dick-waffles!"<br />2.Dancing R.O.B. <br />In AVG, Chet & Ace were smart in using the actual music from the game for R.O.B. to dance to, and the dance makes sense, and it uses a very fast camera effect, since, well, you get the idea. Irate Lamer put s shitty sticky with the letter "P" on his NES controller and passes it off as a real button, just to make a lame joke using Will Smith music.<br />3.R.O.B.'s "accident"<br />Yes, the same thing did happen in both videos... BUT, AVG has executed this notion in flying colors. Just watch the video and see what I mean.<br />4.R.O.B. being evil<br />This is where Irate Lamer did it the worst. His R.O.B. doesn't speak. It doesn't emote. It just attacks him for no reason. Granted it has the attacks from SMBB, but hey, that game and how he exploited its popularity sickens me. The AVG R.O.B. actually has a robotic voice, and is fittingly akin to the likes of HAL 9000(see final minute of Part 3). And don't forget that he has an ACTUAL MOTIVATION!!!(gasp) So yeah, anyone who prefers the Irate R.O.B. to the AVG R.O.B. is an idiot. End of story.<br />5.the fight with R.O.B.<br />If the AVG battle and the Irate battle were characters in SMBB, the AVG battle would be Toon Link, and the Irate battle would be Jigglypuff. Take your fucking bets now!!<br /><br />This isn't to say that Irate Lamer is guilty of being the shittier version of the AVGN or Ace & Chet, or whatever, but I honestly think that if he's gonna have to steal ideas, the least he could do is make that notion much more obvious.<br /><br />So there you go, Batdan. I don;t know why I wrote this, but at least I wanted to give you a "different" view on this whole thing.<br /><br />BTW, did you read the second and fourteenth comments on the sheet? You should read those if you haven't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-63748830863616161342009-11-18T15:05:33.112-06:002009-11-18T15:05:33.112-06:00TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
Awesome Video Games kicks ass...TAKE OUT THE TRASH!<br /><br />Awesome Video Games kicks ass, I still have to watch all the episodes but I liked what I've seen.<br /><br />And it seems Bores did as well since many elements from his ROB videos were taken from Ace & Chet's Gyromite videos.<br /><br />Dancing ROB<br />ROB "accidentally" killing Professor Hector<br />ROB's evil intentions<br />Epic fight with ROB at the end.<br /><br />It's scary how much Bores stole from their reviews, except for the knowledge that the professor in Gyromite is Hector NOT Gyro.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-21457611318096171492009-11-18T12:26:42.777-06:002009-11-18T12:26:42.777-06:00Yes, Awesome Video Games is just the sort of thing...Yes, Awesome Video Games is just the sort of thing I like, zany and over the top.fattolerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02315995076317496087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-35460799201723133902009-11-18T12:03:40.719-06:002009-11-18T12:03:40.719-06:00Compared to the Irate Lamer, I would rather watch ...Compared to the Irate Lamer, I would rather watch the Awesome Video Games videos by farfromsubtle. Ironically enough, they did a five part episode on R.O.B., whcih is actually much better than the Irate Lamer's R.O.B. review. That, and they released it a YEAR before Irate Lamer released his.<br /><br />They also did a vido on the Game Genie, basically creating the analogy that over-using Game Genie is like overdosing on drugs.<br /><br />So that means the Irate Lamer is a coked-up drug monkey? If that's the case...<br />They PWNed him somehow?<br /><br />They even have a dvd out now.<br />http://www.youtube.com/user/farfromsubtle<br /><br />Would you rather watch these videos, you guys?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-1619578844691457682009-11-18T09:15:31.665-06:002009-11-18T09:15:31.665-06:00I'm not a graphics whore, but good graphics he...I'm not a graphics whore, but good graphics help in some games. Although it is nicer to play a good game with good graphics rather than an equally good game with pixels the size of dinner platesfattolerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02315995076317496087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-67955146713139469672009-11-18T08:10:12.378-06:002009-11-18T08:10:12.378-06:00Yeah, I'm more of a gameplay-whore myself. Cou...Yeah, I'm more of a gameplay-whore myself. Could care less if there's stick people on my screen as long as the game is good and/or enjoyable.dtm666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-1274691995957358942009-11-18T07:54:56.044-06:002009-11-18T07:54:56.044-06:00@vnisanian:
When he said "It's only a 1-P...@vnisanian:<br />When he said "It's only a 1-Player game" it made me think "He can't take turns? That's what you do in the first Super Mario Bros it's not co-op like Contra or Monsters in my Pocket."<br /><br />And Bores is a huge graphics whore, if you watch his Neo reviews he gushes over a game's intro like it matters. In his Mario Kart Wii review he spent 30 seconds on the "weird intro" and then said "Don't let the intro fool you into thinking this game sucks."<br />I'm not kidding.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-10459560188865534182009-11-18T07:34:36.156-06:002009-11-18T07:34:36.156-06:00The Irate Gamer does indeed suck, but here are a f...The Irate Gamer does indeed suck, but here are a few things in my mind that stick out the most more than anything else as to why he sucks so much:<br /><br />In his Mario 2 review, he said that part of the reason why he hated it so much was because it was a one player game(yet the "perfect predecessor to the first Mario game" was also a one player game).<br /><br />In his TMNT review, right when he told viewers to "fuck TMNT 3", I wanted to scream "Fuck You" at him louder than ever just for hating on a TMNT game that wasn't as close to the arcade game as possible. Chris Whores (yes, Chris Whores) is such a huge graphics whore it's not even funny.<br /><br />So yeah, Irate Gamer sucks, but those moments disgust me the most about him more than anything else.<br /><br />vnisanian2001vnisanian2001https://www.blogger.com/profile/10573983486399817130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-72733494067235376952009-11-18T06:44:35.340-06:002009-11-18T06:44:35.340-06:00I've been playing games since I was 4, my firs...I've been playing games since I was 4, my first being an NES. I've forged along with the console generations and have found enjoyment in all of them (My personal favorite system was and always will be the SNES). As of now I own a 360, but for the most part I've become something of a PC gamer, (Regular WoW player and am currently doing the entire Fallout series.)<br /><br />Having played games for a majority of my life, Chris Bores's attempt at "Gaming" comes off as pretty insulting. No one worth their salt would use a game genie to beat Kid Icarus. Dissing Super Mario Bros 2 because its "too hard" and the final boss and enemies "make no sense"? Go suck an egg Bores. "The perfect predecessor to the first Mario game" as you call it was more brutally difficult then the first one and the Doki Doki Panic Reskin. Wonder why you neglected to mention that in your review?<br /><br />I wouldn't be surprised if Bores engages in some of the trolling his fanbase is renown for. Really? Why can't he just admit he was inspired by the various game reviews floating round youtube prior to his arrival? And why does he delete comments and take down videos berating him for reasons of "copyright infringement"? Truthfully, the guy's a grade A dickhead and deserves all the bad publicity he's gotten.Kamanoreply@blogger.com