tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post6172689222421411343..comments2023-11-03T02:56:11.272-05:00Comments on Irate Gamer Sucks: Sonic can move, Nicholas Cage sucks, and failed HistoryBatDanNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-67455124770098018132012-02-12T05:03:23.003-06:002012-02-12T05:03:23.003-06:00I agree that the Blue Spheres comparison was wrong...I agree that the Blue Spheres comparison was wrong as those stages were unbelievably fast, but again, you're missing the point - IG flat-out said everything in the game should be nothing but non-stop speed, which has NEVER been the make-up of Sonic games. The first game had the ultra-deliberate Labyrinth Zone which is still regarded as one of the series' best levels. Sonic 2 had Hill Top Zone which required patient jumps to get out of the cave before the lava reached the top. Every game has a mix of speed and slower-paced moments, the only difference is in the balance. It's probably legitimate to say the balance in Sonic Unleashed is questionable, but that doesn't mean it's not there.Notorious B.I.G.O.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11838472323228053084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-7741135581977989222012-02-12T04:57:56.011-06:002012-02-12T04:57:56.011-06:00Your ignorance is no longer charming, kid. Try aga...Your ignorance is no longer charming, kid. Try again when you've earned a clue.Notorious B.I.G.O.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11838472323228053084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-71243947501640180492012-01-01T13:40:48.932-06:002012-01-01T13:40:48.932-06:00Errr... That stage wasn't similar to Sonic 2&#...Errr... That stage wasn't similar to Sonic 2's Sky Chase in any way, just because it's a flying stage, doesn't mean it's the same thing, just sayin'.<br /><br />However, agreed to the rest of thepost. IG don't know shit about Sonic, it's not entirely about speed, but "speedy platforming", and in the good Sonic Games (The Master System/Mega Drive ones and the first Sonic Advance) you didn't gain speed just by holding the X button and boosting through anything in your path, you had to earn your speed by building up momentum and making use of the physics, which is one of the many reasons why Sonic 4 Episode 1 was a mammoth abomination.<br /><br />IG insults the gamers by self-proclaiming "gamer" and saying this kind of bullshit.Ryuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13872273512096255572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-16879028067447159282011-01-14T09:59:22.374-06:002011-01-14T09:59:22.374-06:00Also, the Sonic Rush duology is also pretty good.Also, the Sonic Rush duology is also pretty good.Arthur Arneirohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14769962299571759354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-80658527612458299682010-12-08T12:19:19.285-06:002010-12-08T12:19:19.285-06:00After this, I don't wanna see him review Super...After this, I don't wanna see him review Super Paper Mario... just the thought makes me cringe. o_oArthur Arneirohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14769962299571759354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-81706172014686717062010-07-28T19:07:39.627-05:002010-07-28T19:07:39.627-05:00He claims to be a fan of the Sonic games, yet bitc...He claims to be a fan of the Sonic games, yet bitches about a stage that's VERY similar to the flying stage in Sonic The Hedgehog 2?<br /><br />And what's that bullshit about the fact that it's only speed? Has he even played the classic Sonic games? I can recall that you also have to fight difficultly bosses that require strategy rather than speed.<br /><br />Another proof that Chris Bores is a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. This is more idiotic than when he claimed that the entire Tekken game is still dubbed in Japanese. (I haven't played that game, but I have seen many people refute that statement.)Blaze The Movie Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10243158176627546179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-60465203237876200202010-06-18T13:13:41.231-05:002010-06-18T13:13:41.231-05:00Wow, I haven't even SEEN these IG reviews (due...Wow, I haven't even SEEN these IG reviews (due to my foreknowledge of his lack of talent). And yet your descriptions and points make me wanna scream and cry at his infinite stupidity. I still do love reading these nevertheless. I love to punish myself as much as you do apparently. lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-71653302798395231672010-05-12T09:19:39.558-05:002010-05-12T09:19:39.558-05:00This blog is perfection. People hate this fat shit...This blog is perfection. People hate this fat shit so much, that it has become a obsession. WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-54119090505702202752010-04-17T23:57:35.899-05:002010-04-17T23:57:35.899-05:00I get annoyed when people refer to the early Sonic...I get annoyed when people refer to the early Sonic games as being about "Nothing but speed." Yes, speed was a major emphasis as well as Sega's main selling point for the games, but the truth is you needed patience in certain parts, especially during the first time playing through. If you tried to speed through the harder levels like Scrap Brain Zone or Metropolis Zone, you'd die a lot.<br /><br />And what about Knuckles? There were certain areas that could only be bypassed by climbing walls. That=platforming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-66438461451261404712010-04-05T01:17:05.553-05:002010-04-05T01:17:05.553-05:00Isn't that cute, one of the Irate Gamer's ...Isn't that cute, one of the Irate Gamer's fanboys trying to defend his non-existent honor. I thought you piss-ants never left YouTube.<br /><br />And Sonic is a platforming game. You'd have to be high (or a 9 year old idiot) not to see that.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-57000958355995650902010-04-04T19:50:41.468-05:002010-04-04T19:50:41.468-05:00just cause he has a nintendo doesnt mean he didnt ...just cause he has a nintendo doesnt mean he didnt have a genesis or a sega<br />youre all dumbass haters<br />this site is gayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-19544303243634797152010-04-04T15:12:05.177-05:002010-04-04T15:12:05.177-05:00"He comments the first two levels are great a..."He comments the first two levels are great as they’re what Sonic games are all about “Speed Speed Speed.” Except the early Sonic games weren’t all about speed, there were platforming elements like the Marble Zone in the first game or the Blue Sphere mini-game from the third. You had to time it just right breaking up the monotony of speeding through the game."<br /><br />Lulz, you're just as bad as the Irate Gamer...So because there was a MINI GAME- not even what could be called a full-fledged Sonic game- in one of the first three Sonic games and a stage in the first where you needed to jump on some stuff, Sonic games are not about speed?!? So, Sonic the hedgehog isn't actually about speed everyone- it's actually a platforming game...<br />The blue spheres mini-game WAS about speed in the first place, as you progressed you got faster and faster and it was harder to avoid the red spheres. And in the Marble Zone, was everything you did in the level based solely only platforming? AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT WAS ONLY ONE LEVEL IN ONE GAME.<br />The truth is that the Sonic series IS supposed to be about speed. That doesn't mean that's every facet of the game, but that's what it is supposed to be known for...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-83151199101851246332010-03-23T18:57:15.399-05:002010-03-23T18:57:15.399-05:00In the Tornado section, Chris Bores barely tapped ...In the Tornado section, Chris Bores barely tapped any buttons and he let himself get hit.Raccoonman_900https://www.blogger.com/profile/05000604280803652913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-55601991484568575652010-03-05T15:22:00.387-06:002010-03-05T15:22:00.387-06:00IG is a shit sandwitch.IG is a shit sandwitch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-16540815635616361392010-01-22T09:13:40.749-06:002010-01-22T09:13:40.749-06:00@Anon (January 21st 9:54 AM)
Not to mention he got...@Anon (January 21st 9:54 AM)<br />Not to mention he got the story completely wrong. Robotnik didn't want to destroy the world, he wanted to rebuild it into "Eggman Land" and to do so resurrect Dark Gaia.<br /><br />Also, how does the Ice Cream Man suck? He's voiced by DAN GREEN! I already brought up his stupid complaint about voluntarily talking to an NPC, but I want to see his reaction to RPG NPCs.<br /><br />Bores seems to hate variety in games. Like when he complained that ZAMN had more then Zombies, or the variety in Sonic Unleashed .BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-66084289351903545412010-01-21T11:54:17.447-06:002010-01-21T11:54:17.447-06:00Two more things:
1. "Some hero he turned out...Two more things:<br /><br />1. "Some hero he turned out to be." <br /><br />Oh, sorry for having a plot! Honestly, if Sonic was capable of saving the day every time, he would never have to deal with Robotnik. Bores often complains when he thinks there is no backstory, but now he's complaining about the backstory. MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!<br /><br />2. "These flying stages have nothing to do with Sonic."<br /><br />I know you've already pointed out that there have been plenty of Sonic games to have these, but is Bores just upset that the levels provide much-needed variety? Knowing him, he'd probably bitch about the glowing orb bonus stages in Sonic & Knuckles.<br /><br />Anyway, nice work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-21986760921984894522010-01-18T14:01:17.243-06:002010-01-18T14:01:17.243-06:00Hooray!! This review has only got three stars now!...Hooray!! This review has only got three stars now!! I guess one-starring the hell out of his videos does pay off!zonic94http://www.youtube.com/user/zonic94noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-43131188046384837632009-11-29T09:52:00.096-06:002009-11-29T09:52:00.096-06:00You're welcome, glad I could help ! And yes, t...You're welcome, glad I could help ! And yes, that's exactly that. It's not even like the ice cream man was an important NPC, he only appears at the beginning of the game.<br /><br />Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. It's sad that this guy responds to ALL the negative feedback but never takes note of the advices (or else he'd stop revising his "reviews").Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-38067062413008714052009-11-28T21:05:11.530-06:002009-11-28T21:05:11.530-06:00Thank you for bringing up even more idiotic points...Thank you for bringing up even more idiotic points.<br />I noticed when he complained about the Ice Cream Man he walked up to him and VOLUNTARILY talks to him. That's like talking to NPCs in an RPG and saying "This guy is pointless. What a horrible game."<br /><br />I doubt Game Dunce will review it, he's too busy revising his old videos and being butthurt when people don't like them. Completely oblivious that people hate them for lack of humor or quality writing.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-46323042799158115992009-11-28T19:52:47.308-06:002009-11-28T19:52:47.308-06:00Great analysis ! I watched his review of Sonic Unl...Great analysis ! I watched his review of Sonic Unleashed once again, and I wanted to point out some other elements, since I have played the game recently.<br /><br />- "Dr Robotnik's plan is once again to destroy the world." : I haven't played every Sonic games, but since when does he want to do that ? Dr Robotnik wants to conquer the world, doesn't he ? More specifically, he wants to use Dark Gaia in Sonic Unleashed to build Eggmanland.<br /><br />- Since Chris can't memorize names, he calls Chip "a goofy looking animal". Just like in his reviews of Yo Noid! and Harvey Birdman.<br /><br />- Sometimes, the day stages have short platform sequences (kinda like the 2D games) but Chris only focuses on the speed.<br /><br />- "Great, more shit from the ice cream man !" : This rant is just stupid. He doesn't have to talk to the ice cream man to start the 2nd level. So why did he talk to him in the first place if that annoys him ? It's like jumping from the wrong place and complaining because he dies and ... Oh wait.<br /><br />- The night stages aren't just brawling. You have many platform sequences where Sonic uses his flexible arms (a la Ristar).<br /><br />- Nothing important, but Chris uses only one combo during the night stage. Now that's what you call button mashing ! Is this why he hates this level so much ?<br /><br />- You only have two Tornado levels in the game, one after the first continent, and one before the last level and the final boss. So it's not a big deal.<br /><br />- The boss is actually incredibly easy. See the 05 on the screen at 2:43 ? That's means you can shoot 5 times in a row. Do it 4 times, and you win ! Chris shoots one time and complains because « it takes too long baaaaaaaw » ... What a joke.<br /><br />- Green Hill Zone is not even in this game.<br /><br />There you go ! Now I can't wait for alex4488 to do his review of the game, just to see which one is the worst. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-17453769676943616512009-10-08T09:29:45.982-05:002009-10-08T09:29:45.982-05:00Hey NEVER compare tim and eric to this fat sack of...Hey NEVER compare tim and eric to this fat sack of lard, tim and eric are hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-89743701856622824322009-10-02T17:16:48.554-05:002009-10-02T17:16:48.554-05:00I just got back from what the Sonic video in quest...I just got back from what the Sonic video in question (don't ask why) and then I saw the title of the video as SONIC Unleashed: The Hedgehog. So apparently to Mr. Bores, you play NOT as Sonic The Hedgehog, but a new character named Sonic Unleashed... I'm scratching my head on this one, because the title says one things and he says something else... also, I'm reading too much into this and must go to permanent hibernation. Thanks a lot.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-6441690014584711242009-09-14T09:43:07.067-05:002009-09-14T09:43:07.067-05:00Well back in the 16-Bit Wars unless you were a ric...Well back in the 16-Bit Wars unless you were a rich kid with both consoles then you had one or the other.<br />Since Chris Bores pretends he's a Nintendo fan (taken from the fact the AVGN was once the Angry Nintendo Nerd) then he never had a Genesis growing up.<br />Either that or that's a screw-up on my part, but hey we make mistakes.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-19609816850971122512009-09-11T11:36:03.752-05:002009-09-11T11:36:03.752-05:00I love this blog, and especially love that you'...I love this blog, and especially love that you're putting the Irate Gamer in his place, but I have just one quibble with this statement:<br /><br /><br />"if you claim to have grown up with Nintendo you never played a Sonic game."<br /><br />You mean there weren't people who played both Nintendo and Sega?<br /><br />Other than that, spot on.Nick S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-39905256013666901702009-08-09T13:49:52.775-05:002009-08-09T13:49:52.775-05:00I gotta say, I'm loving this. Just added to fa...I gotta say, I'm loving this. Just added to favorites =D.<br /><br />I can't wait for you to look at Resident Evil 5, that was probably one of the worst videos I've ever seen. Just further proves he's not a gamer in any sense.Kamanoreply@blogger.com