tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post6796496471012772505..comments2023-11-03T02:56:11.272-05:00Comments on Irate Gamer Sucks: Two completely forgettable and boring modern reviewsBatDanNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-9092166840234335552012-02-12T08:38:48.242-06:002012-02-12T08:38:48.242-06:00Brilliant. That's like that old joke "I h...Brilliant. That's like that old joke "I hate being bipolar, it's fantastic" - except Bores wasn't trying to be funny.Notorious B.I.G.O.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11838472323228053084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-82403194141219998682010-12-10T10:04:47.784-06:002010-12-10T10:04:47.784-06:00When he says "career mode" it sounds lik...When he says "career mode" it sounds like "queer mode".Arthur Arneirohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14769962299571759354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-71854098119058426202010-11-20T19:18:50.858-06:002010-11-20T19:18:50.858-06:00"I think some things should have been improve..."I think some things should have been improved on. First of let's talk about the career mode. It's amazing. And I am going to praise it for 20 seconds."<br /><br />-facepalm-<br /><br />Do you even read your script, Bores? No, you don't. When you say "some things need to improve" you talk about the things that need to improve. You don't talk positively about the game for 20 seconds and then talk about what could have been improved.<br /><br />BatDan, I don't blame you for not noticing that flaw. The irategamer's videos have so many flaws that not even you can spot them all.Blaze The Movie Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10243158176627546179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-10496903236030846742009-11-25T08:57:39.734-06:002009-11-25T08:57:39.734-06:00Here's some perfectly useful* research I did f...Here's some perfectly useful* research I did from a dictionary I just have on hand regarding Borian's message...<br /><br />Borian mentions that he has "Irate Gamer Clod." According to said dictionary, the definition(s) of clod goes something like this:<br /><br />CLOD, noun<br />1 - a lump of earth or clay<br />(This is what I believed IG might have meant, considering his brain equates to something like this, but then again, I somehow doubt it.)<br /><br />2 - INFORMAL a stupid person (often used as a general term of abuse)<br />(So IG is trying to tell us that he's stupid? That he is subtly admitting this? Could this be what he meant? I don't know.)<br /><br />Now, anon might have suggested that "clout" is the word IG was looking for - actually, he casually mentioned the word in his post. For the uninformed, the definition(s) of clout goes something like this:<br /><br />CLOUT, noun<br />1 - INFORMAL a heavy blow with the hand or a hard object<br />(So IG was hit with a hard object? Well, if that's the case, it didn't work because his videos are still full of stupid, so that can't be it.)<br /><br />2 - INFORMAL influence or power, especially in politics or business<br />(This could be what IG meant to say, but considering he's neither in politics or business, that honestly can't be it either... unless the whole Youtube partnership deal is a "business" affair. I wouldn't know - I'm not a partner, so moving on...)<br /><br />3- ARCHAIC a piece of cloth or clothing, especially one used as a patch<br />(So apparently, IG is using his unsold and unwanted T-shirts to patch something up, but given the general quality of his videos, I doubt a few shitty shirts are enough to patch things up. Next...)<br /><br />4 - ARCHERY a target used in long-distance shooting, placed flat on the ground with a flag marking its center<br />(So IG has taken up archery all of a sudden? Curious...)<br /><br />Of course, clout can be a verb too, which means hitting someone with a hand or hard object. Or it could indicate mending something with a patch. So that can't be it either.<br /><br />I'd bring up CLOT as another possibility, but all that means is "a thick mass of coagulated liquid, eps. blood, or of material stuck together". It could also mean a foolish or clumsy person, but that hardly applies to what IG meant... even if it applies to him directly.<br /><br />So after doing all of this perfectly necessary* research... I still have no idea what IG was trying to say. There are so many variables here and that's it mindboggling and I'm going to end this right now.<br /><br />*by which I mean not at alldamiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-42010237811976873722009-11-24T15:56:27.841-06:002009-11-24T15:56:27.841-06:00@Anon:
Well I stopped playing the games a while ba...@Anon:<br />Well I stopped playing the games a while back due to a severe addiction so I don't follow all the Guitar Hero/Rock Band news.<br />Really if anyone that bought GH5 can get GH:VH then how is it so fucking special?<br /><br />And I looked up what clout means, and it has nothing to do with free stuff or praise.<br />So we still don't know what he said.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-31671905975241034362009-11-24T09:58:37.059-06:002009-11-24T09:58:37.059-06:00Also...
“It’s about time I got some Irate Gamer c...Also...<br /><br />“It’s about time I got some Irate Gamer clod around here.” <br /><br />So he's happy that he got a lump of clay? Or that he's a stupid person?<br /><br />Or did he mean "clout," like the anonymous person above me said he meant?<br /><br />Maybe he meant "clot", as in Irate Gamer has a clot in his brain that makes him say moronic things.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-89112490888438913762009-11-23T19:35:48.747-06:002009-11-23T19:35:48.747-06:00Just a minor nitpick from your GHVH review...
The...Just a minor nitpick from your GHVH review...<br /><br />The free GHVH offer was good for anyone who bought GH5 a month after its release. You just had to redeem it before the end of Sept 2009. People didn't have to preorder GH5 to get GHVH for free.<br /><br />Of course, his "Irate Gamer clout" is just as big as EVERYBODY ELSES who bought GH5 when it came out and redeemed themselves a free GH game. Whoop-dee-friggin'-do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-66462783374305520502009-11-17T14:47:38.881-06:002009-11-17T14:47:38.881-06:00No doubt Bush would attribute bad games as the wor...No doubt Bush would attribute bad games as the works of terrorism.dtm666https://www.blogger.com/profile/03357363470548198795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-27102375070219771012009-11-02T09:26:46.268-06:002009-11-02T09:26:46.268-06:00I would watch George Bush do game reviews.I would watch George Bush do game reviews.fattolernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-82768755575567776922009-10-31T05:21:57.829-05:002009-10-31T05:21:57.829-05:00I'd have to agree actually. George W. Bush wou...I'd have to agree actually. George W. Bush would be overrating Chris. Bush is actually entertaining and Chris isn't. But yet again I'm anonymous, time to go register an account or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-33159413346779912442009-10-30T05:58:42.312-05:002009-10-30T05:58:42.312-05:00No, Anonymous person. Dubya makes a better reviewe...No, Anonymous person. Dubya makes a better reviewer than Chris "Seriously" Bores.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-60723191390420326222009-10-30T02:52:59.143-05:002009-10-30T02:52:59.143-05:00Chris Bores: the George W. Bush of all video game ...Chris Bores: the George W. Bush of all video game reviewers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-31068954868978430572009-10-29T22:35:37.581-05:002009-10-29T22:35:37.581-05:00@ Batdan
I see. This Larry guy could help us out i...@ Batdan<br />I see. This Larry guy could help us out in understanding what makes Irate Lamer tick. If we ask the right questions and do not sink to Irate Lamer's level, or the level of his fanboys, we may be able to either convine him to be a better reviewer, convine his fanboys to shut up, or we can go as far as convince Youtube to kick his fat ass outta there. Well are you gonna ask Larry now? If so...<br /><br />GO DO IT! FOR ALL OF US!!<br />FOR THE MOTHER LAND!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-87589847996519156282009-10-29T22:23:42.633-05:002009-10-29T22:23:42.633-05:00@Burger King rumor
Guru Larry once said Bores work...@Burger King rumor<br />Guru Larry once said Bores works in his parents paint shop, I guess all the fumes gave him the idea to be complete douchebag.<br />Larry is reliable since he used to be friends with Bores, I say used to because IG unsubscribed and de-friended his account ScrewAttackEurope.<br /><br />@Justin:<br />I should keep a counter for each moment that Chris Bores butchers the English Language. Or make an article about it.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-88121890696037700722009-10-29T21:59:02.861-05:002009-10-29T21:59:02.861-05:00I laughed out loud when he said "Panimaw"...I laughed out loud when he said "Panimaw" like he's only heard the song and never heard of, you know, the country.Justin Holmesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-19294178519746036842009-10-29T20:02:43.041-05:002009-10-29T20:02:43.041-05:00Can you confirm the rumour that Chris Bores works ...Can you confirm the rumour that Chris Bores works at Burger King as his day job?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-65278006908122866842009-10-29T12:33:17.941-05:002009-10-29T12:33:17.941-05:00Fred is the most accurate representation of a &quo...Fred is the most accurate representation of a "YouTube Spokesperson"<br />A 15 year old kid speeds up his voice, pretends he's 6 years old, and does stupid shit.<br />It's like Foamy the Squirrel only really ugly and far more annoying.<br /><br />Sadly YouTube thinks his "kid-friendly" material is quality so he's constantly featured, he was the first user to reach 1 Million Subscribers and they're making a movie.<br /><br />However anyone with a brain can tell you Fred is an annoying piece of shit that appeals to retarded neanderthals.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-88203182822259880022009-10-29T12:01:23.407-05:002009-10-29T12:01:23.407-05:00Fred is a moron. That is all you need to know.Fred is a moron. That is all you need to know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-34835463326189431852009-10-29T11:48:00.723-05:002009-10-29T11:48:00.723-05:00Okay, I'm probably in the minority so forgive ...Okay, I'm probably in the minority so forgive my ignorance, but you've stumped me, sir, since I don't know who this Fred person is.<br /><br />Honestly... I don't know this Fred person. Who is he? Where did he come from? And why should I care about him?<br /><br />Someone enlighten me please so I don't have to search YouTube and be pleasantly disappointed.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-91664821980149685522009-10-29T09:33:41.821-05:002009-10-29T09:33:41.821-05:00I'm going with people are incredibly stupid.
W...I'm going with people are incredibly stupid.<br />Why do you think Fred has so many fans?BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-88844472185783002232009-10-29T09:14:38.079-05:002009-10-29T09:14:38.079-05:00Yeah but see, that wouldn't be a bad thing. In...Yeah but see, that wouldn't be a bad thing. Instead of a shitty angry reviewer, you'd get a shitty calm but boring reviewer. People would be bored to tears by his non-angry poop and notice his poor standards that they would most likely drop dead or unsubscribe. Right now, people watch him because he's "angry" and retarded. Take that away and people probably won't care and move on to other things that are less boring.<br /><br />Unless, of course, people are really, really stupid.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-12306094060000349212009-10-29T07:47:58.913-05:002009-10-29T07:47:58.913-05:00@damien
I guess my brain wasn't ready to handl...@damien<br />I guess my brain wasn't ready to handle the massive levels of bullshit again. I'll try to do better next time.<br /><br />Even if he did switch to a calm demeanor it still wouldn't help. He would still use those pointless side characters, get all his facts wrong, and he'll be far more boring then usually.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-71533695559561449262009-10-29T06:01:14.506-05:002009-10-29T06:01:14.506-05:00In response to one of your points: "'Ther...In response to one of your points: "'There is not a lot wrong with this game, I liked it a lot.' Again, aren’t you supposed to be the 'Irate' Gamer as in someone that’s angry at video games?"<br /><br />You mean you actually want him to force his anger and subject you to his horrendous acting and equally shitty green screen scenes? Maybe you should quit while you're ahead; this whole business is messing with your brain. I mean, seriously, I'm worried.<br /><br />And I'll be honest; I found the Van Halen review to be the least offensive. Not saying that it was good or anything, but it was the least offensive of his offerings thus far. Maybe if he spent the majority of his reviews in this calm demeanor and not acting like a constipated jackass with ADD, his stuff would marginally improve... maybe.<br /><br />Oh, who am I kidding?damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-83620998918774686662009-10-28T21:11:33.390-05:002009-10-28T21:11:33.390-05:00That's not what I meant.
What I meant is that ...That's not what I meant.<br />What I meant is that you make a textual review of Zombies Ate My Neighbors here on this blog and celebrate the fact that it's now out on the Virtual Console. Just imagine the great amount of dignity the game itself gets. <br /><br />Why I bet an Irate Fanboy could download the game, coming in with all those low expectations he gets from all the lies Irate Lamer fed to him, but then *shock* he ends up enjoying it! He may then tell the other fanboys and fangirls that Irate Lamer was wrong all along about Zombies Ate My Neighbors being a bad game! They will either agree with him, or troll him for "betraying them and their Irate Master!!1!" just because he stopped liking the Irate Lamer.<br /><br />I bet an article dedicated to ZAMN can attract even more gamers, who believe in what is right, to this very blog. Soon, the Irate Lamer will finally begin to lose his grip on Youtube, as more and more people unsubscribe to him, finding better things to do and to beleive in.<br /><br />This is why it is so great that two and a half years after his terrible video about ZAMN, he would get a rude awakening when a fan of his actually decides to disagree with him. This may be the beginning of the end of the Irate Lamer. <br /><br />Peace:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-90888504774192385932009-10-28T20:23:44.661-05:002009-10-28T20:23:44.661-05:00@AngrySun
I've been wanting to do reviews for ...@AngrySun<br />I've been wanting to do reviews for years, hell I did video reviews in High School all the way back in 2005 (don't ask for them they suck ass).<br /><br />However one tiny problem has prevented me from perusing this... money.<br />I don't have a job and the market is nearly empty, I've seen medical professionals live in tents it's that bad.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.com