tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post8057027811233480318..comments2023-11-03T02:56:11.272-05:00Comments on Irate Gamer Sucks: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles AKA Facepalm CentralBatDanNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-88967655200119253162019-03-25T17:32:48.759-05:002019-03-25T17:32:48.759-05:00Comparing the N.E.S. game T.M.N.T. 2 the arcade ga...Comparing the N.E.S. game T.M.N.T. 2 the arcade game 2 the Konami T.M.N.T. Arcade cabinet game is like comparing a Japanese Famicom R.O.M. cartridge 2 N Arcade cabinet. It's just not right. T.M.N.T 2 the arcade game 4 the N.E.S. isn't exactly like the T.M.N.T. Arcade cabinet game because the Japanese Famicom can only do 8 bit graphics, that dumb shithead Chris Bores.SBEeyore301https://www.blogger.com/profile/00459082968564056204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-21417961926265764862015-05-26T15:06:33.544-05:002015-05-26T15:06:33.544-05:00AVGN said that the turtles drown, which means die,...AVGN said that the turtles drown, which means die, but I forgive him for his errorGary Sargenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14776518745273054894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-88868925545769375602013-04-10T15:32:19.770-05:002013-04-10T15:32:19.770-05:00@Asiankid666
1. Obviously not
2. I have no idea w...@Asiankid666<br />1. Obviously not<br /><br />2. I have no idea why Batdan would do that. Anonymity I guess? Also you should see the redone version of this article.Mr.Kill Ultrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05268643990509769899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-46796354203174750322012-03-09T22:16:17.681-06:002012-03-09T22:16:17.681-06:00Two things:
1. Am I the only 12 year old who hate...Two things:<br /><br />1. Am I the only 12 year old who hates the Irategamer show?<br /><br />2.Why did you "censor" Mike's last name after you analyzed the TMNT review?asiankid666https://www.blogger.com/profile/14619431335392401519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-14178684325928510722012-02-10T19:41:49.168-06:002012-02-10T19:41:49.168-06:00I don't remember AVGN saying the turtles died,...I don't remember AVGN saying the turtles died, in fact the clip he used clearly showed the turtle back outside the building afterwards. His complaint was you had to redo the stage again which was stupid since turtles should be able to swim. But yeah, fair point - he's admitted that some of his earlier reviews were deliberately played slightly carelessly for humorous effect, citing Karate Kid as an example.Notorious B.I.G.O.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11838472323228053084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-80143659674474347802011-10-10T10:52:13.026-05:002011-10-10T10:52:13.026-05:00Actually, you don't die when you fall in the w...Actually, you don't die when you fall in the water. It just takes you out to the street. It's been a while since I missed those sewer jumps, but as I recall, it doesn't even take health away. I'm not saying that AVGN is wrong - he probably just added that in for comedic license/effect or something.ayjanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08257640727966187652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-5197118171425301892011-03-22T10:13:19.628-05:002011-03-22T10:13:19.628-05:00Bar none, the TMNT review is one of Irate Gamer...Bar none, the TMNT review is one of Irate Gamer's worst reviews of 2007-- next to the Zombies Ate My Neighbors and Super Mario Bros. 2 reviews. God, he sucks at gaming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-10236323749641791512011-01-18T11:17:57.603-06:002011-01-18T11:17:57.603-06:00Ah, okay. Didn't know you made updated version...Ah, okay. Didn't know you made updated versions. I'm reading these rants in chronological order.Michael Heidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06681828051904902975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-16646759888583271782011-01-17T17:45:58.664-06:002011-01-17T17:45:58.664-06:00@Michael Heide
Yeah. I acknowledged that in the up...@Michael Heide<br />Yeah. I acknowledged that in the updated version of the recap.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-64653313336413206282011-01-17T17:18:35.175-06:002011-01-17T17:18:35.175-06:00Another thing. At 2:20, he claims that "by pr...Another thing. At 2:20, he claims that "by pressing the Select Button", you can change between your Turtles. Now I've got to admit that it's been fifteen years or so since I last played this game on an actual NES instead of the Virtual Console. But I'm pretty sure it is the Start Button. Select made you switch between your signature melee weapon and the shuriken.Michael Heidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06681828051904902975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-56418789452465702592010-01-17T08:24:12.413-06:002010-01-17T08:24:12.413-06:00@Anon (January 16th 8:09 PM)
I wouldn't be su...@Anon (January 16th 8:09 PM)<br /><br />I wouldn't be surprised, Benzaie has expressed his distaste for the Irate Hack before.<br /><br />I remember seeing him leaving a comment on his Aladdin review saying "Someday somebody will explain the popularity of the Irate Gamer to me" I think he left it like 8 months ago.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-36881609480215538012010-01-16T22:09:33.252-06:002010-01-16T22:09:33.252-06:00Anybody else think Benzaie's TMNT NES in 5 Sec...Anybody else think Benzaie's TMNT NES in 5 Seconds was a jab at IG?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-37832739820761045822009-12-27T09:28:57.386-06:002009-12-27T09:28:57.386-06:00That's another sign he was never a gamer, he s...That's another sign he was never a gamer, he should know about Nintendo's very strict standards and items that had to be censored.<br />Including:<br />Alcohol<br />Extreme Violence<br />Sexual Content<br />Religious References (the only exempt is the Castlevania games with Crosses, I guess Nintendo really loved those games).BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-5093495235407203742009-12-27T00:05:08.786-06:002009-12-27T00:05:08.786-06:00I recall he tossed in a bunch of other product plu...I recall he tossed in a bunch of other product plugs during the TMNT2 (Home) segment. <br /><br />Seriously, Budweiser in a Nintendo game? They had to Vodka Drunkenski to Soda Popinski in Mike Tyson's Punch-out!!<br /><br />More unfunny crap!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-31171965718591857782009-12-11T11:48:01.201-06:002009-12-11T11:48:01.201-06:00I found the "AssBurger" 'joke' v...I found the "AssBurger" 'joke' very insulting as I myself have asperger syndrome.zonic94http://www.youtube.com/user/zonic94noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-37767055334290767002009-10-06T08:56:45.254-05:002009-10-06T08:56:45.254-05:00I think that's how it works, the only way to d...I think that's how it works, the only way to die from jumping is falling into water (which makes no sense as the Nerd has kindly pointed out), falling into spikes, and falling into fire.<br /><br />I'm guessing he wanted to add something to make it look like he didn't completely steal the AVGN's review.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-84777875011098935892009-10-06T08:49:45.254-05:002009-10-06T08:49:45.254-05:00I meant to say "doesn't falling off the b...I meant to say "doesn't falling off the building mean bring..." Damn you, Bores. Your misinformation is causing me to not think straight.dtm666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-52289068542559086962009-10-06T08:47:31.888-05:002009-10-06T08:47:31.888-05:00It's been a while since I've played that f...It's been a while since I've played that first Ninja Turtles game, but as I recall, doesn't falling off the building means bringing back to the map screen with less life? The only time you really fall to your death is in the fourth area where you have those flame pits in a couple stages... so that makes that "jumping from the wrong place" line not only sound stupid, but it's also inaccurate. What a dumbass thing to say.dtm666noreply@blogger.com