tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post9032004284947439515..comments2023-11-03T02:56:11.272-05:00Comments on Irate Gamer Sucks: Tim Allen, The Mummy, Some commerical, and Final FantasyBatDanNighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-69779093477326915062018-12-29T11:02:03.652-06:002018-12-29T11:02:03.652-06:00Home Improvement is actually pretty shit though, B...Home Improvement is actually pretty shit though, Bores was not wrong there, AVGN also criticized the hell out of this game on his Wish List review and had a similar complaint about the bad controls and lack of instructions.venomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06632381738581803935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-20568256941766868962017-04-08T02:54:32.048-05:002017-04-08T02:54:32.048-05:00Ugh, again the spambots...
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Irate Gamer simply couldn't do it.Adellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01524004612951314715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-87822746665167264352016-06-17T01:28:58.922-05:002016-06-17T01:28:58.922-05:00The good slicing points and portal easily accept w...The good slicing points and portal easily accept wide range of connections to summarize new ideas with proper scale marketing to run right business.<a href="http://www.fijibeachouse.org" rel="nofollow">Beach House</a> | <br><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10617807227780321131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-77855121296573774922016-05-25T02:01:38.619-05:002016-05-25T02:01:38.619-05:00Excellent and decent post. I found this much infor...Excellent and decent post. 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Keep up the good work you are doing here. <a href="http://pressurewasherjudges.com/" rel="nofollow">electric pressure washer reviews</a><br /><br />Ned Polianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01187285965170666055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-69715884139831991152013-06-06T21:59:37.938-05:002013-06-06T21:59:37.938-05:00I really love this blog, but quick question: You s...I really love this blog, but quick question: You seem to mention Family Guy a lot when talking about Chris's style of humor. I was wondering, what are your thoughts on that show anyway?FilmLover1977https://www.blogger.com/profile/16071749389062602511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-59708742674411120442012-02-11T14:58:45.697-06:002012-02-11T14:58:45.697-06:00Linkara later did a joke in his Alone in the Dark ...Linkara later did a joke in his Alone in the Dark crossover review with Doug Walker and Spoony which seems like it could have been something of a mockery of Chris Bores in Home Improvement. The line, regarding the editing and erratic plot, was that the films "jumps around like a...jumping bean, on a...jackhammer, on a...pogo stick...this movie sucks!" I guess it may have been a coincidence, but I'd like to think it was deliberate since Doug Walker mocked the Nerd during their feud by calling him the Irate Gamer to Doug's own talent. Even professional reviewers who rarely make personal attacks have no choice but to ridicule Chris Bores, he's the Wes Kirk of hack videogame reviewers.Notorious B.I.G.O.T.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11838472323228053084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-51039185978810304692011-02-25T01:15:53.489-06:002011-02-25T01:15:53.489-06:00Also, why did he put Luneth in the front row?! He ...Also, why did he put Luneth in the front row?! He made him a devout!Jaygularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14576983019082710645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-69786669461152871392011-02-24T22:52:31.686-06:002011-02-24T22:52:31.686-06:00Okay...I'm going to watch his FF review...pray...Okay...I'm going to watch his FF review...pray for my soul...damn my morbid curiosity...Deep breath...one sec, I need to do a stretch...okay. Proceed.<br /><br />my fingers won't let me click the thumbnail! hooray-oh shit, my dog clicked it.<br /><br />Okay, why would anyone give jack shit for not exporting games when we didn't know they existed? <br /><br />Okay, why the hell did he keep Refia as a freelancer? this is just bugging the hell outta me. I don't know anyone who would do that.<br /><br />Speaking of which, in every RPG I play where you get to change your character's name, I do it. at least make the main character have my name. His characters are all with the original names. In those kinds of RPGs, they give you that option because they know that either the story is weak, or they want to immerse you into the game, so if he was a real RPG player he'd know that!<br /><br />Ow...Ow...Oh god, that was excrutiating. I want to go into a corner for a bit...maybe play a translated version of the original on Vizzed.<br /><br />http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/game.php?id=6515&system=nes&name=Final-Fantasy-IIIJaygularhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14576983019082710645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-15215018548349333112010-08-15T09:55:06.262-05:002010-08-15T09:55:06.262-05:00Who wants to bet that IG only reviewed the Home Im...Who wants to bet that IG only reviewed the Home Improvement game because AVGN mentioned it in his Fester's Quest review?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-79959483792331934932010-03-17T09:18:37.497-05:002010-03-17T09:18:37.497-05:00I do have to admit though that, while I never play...I do have to admit though that, while I never played the game (or seen any physical copy of it ever), I thought the lack of an instruction manual and only a Binford slip telling you that real men don't need instructions is a rather neat touch. It's a somewhat nice nod to the show where Tim Allen's character (also named Tim...) would go forth with a project without proper instruction or waving off any warnings from his partner (mostly Al), only to screw up the project with some "wacky" accident.<br /><br />Good times.dtm666https://www.blogger.com/profile/03357363470548198795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-89419290732427911452010-03-09T19:17:14.821-06:002010-03-09T19:17:14.821-06:00His review of FFIII reminds me of him saying FFX w...His review of FFIII reminds me of him saying FFX was failed cause it only has an "all human cast"... /facepalm and the only animals character he showed were Cait Sith and Red XIII (bet ihack doesn't even know Red's real name.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-44171960175018852222009-12-22T09:21:20.553-06:002009-12-22T09:21:20.553-06:00@Anon (December 21st 10:28 PM)
Oh yeah, Dinosaurs ...@Anon (December 21st 10:28 PM)<br />Oh yeah, Dinosaurs were the big thing in the 90s. Of course Bores NEVER takes the time period into consideration. Like the Odyssey review where he spent 2 minutes bitching about connection cables that were standard in the early 70s.<br />Or the fact that nearly every NES game doesn't have the full story in-game, making his complaints about the stories *ding* entirely pointless.<br /><br />Nothing in IG's review indicated Home Improvement was a bad game.<br />"The controls suck because you always forget what button does what" That's your problem if you can't take 30 seconds to figure out the controls.<br />Really the only legit point was the lack of instruction manual, and that isn't much of a problem this generation since most SNES games are found out of the box and loose.BatDanNighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02654810198690066965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-32052008740686982092009-12-22T00:28:25.247-06:002009-12-22T00:28:25.247-06:00Did it ever occur to Bores that Home Improvement w...Did it ever occur to Bores that Home Improvement was made for kids, and that kids in the 90s really liked dinosaurs? I remember playing this game at a friend's house as a kid, and when I saw the first dinosaur, that was the coolest thing ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-39414358380631477242009-11-05T15:37:00.754-06:002009-11-05T15:37:00.754-06:00Given the choice between Bores sawing the game in ...Given the choice between Bores sawing the game in half in an unexciting fashion and blowing the game up with one of his overused explosions of crap, I'd much rather see a boring saw sequence.damiennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-32802137065326227552009-10-01T14:56:30.910-05:002009-10-01T14:56:30.910-05:00God, even the way he sawed through the game was bo...God, even the way he sawed through the game was boring!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4432771188531629231.post-78066790870514310322009-08-02T00:57:53.999-05:002009-08-02T00:57:53.999-05:00Too True, that Jungle Improvement joke was horribl...Too True, that Jungle Improvement joke was horrible. Probably his worst review in the "classic era" (I use classic extremely loosely - to the point of sarcasm, I guess). His worst "new" review (where he focuses on plot more than reviewing) would be Aladdin. His new reviews are better, due to the fact they make the viewer laugh (unintentionally) rather than make the viewer rage.themorshushowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217425932794664118noreply@blogger.com