Bores Hits a New Low. Attempts to "Own" a Hater

For those that have PM'd Bores in the past, most of the time all you'll get is a 1-2 word message saying "awesome" or "looks good". Like he never actually read it. This was very apparent when FFL2and3rocks sent a PM saying IG was his inspiration. What Bores didn't see was that it was identical to the message he sent AVGN 3 years ago to try and earn his good graces. Bores response to it? "awesome" On a rare occasion, Bores will actually respond to a message. There are two notable responses from the past. The first was sent to an anonymous user and mirrored by LuizPrower and BigAl2k6. This user was originally a fan, praising him for his work. Then out of curiosity he asked if he stole from the AVGN. His response was something like "I DON'T STEAL FROM JAMES! JAMES STEALS FROM ME! GO SHOVE A KAKTAS (sic) UP YOUR ASS!" Ouch, that could have gone a lot better.Eric Allen and "iratefanboy345" said that message was fake. Nobody believed them. I'm unable to find the original message since Luiz lost his videos to a hacker, and BigAl's first account was removed. The second was sent to a user called "TheIrateDefender". A 13 year old brat that believes the only possible explanation one could hate Bores is "he's an AVGN wip-off" and he created an account to prove IG is "innocent".The message sent to him said "I won't acknowledge James because his friend is a poopy-head, he posted my e-mail to him thus they're both poopy-heads." Well, it wasn't that immature but it might as well have been. Newsflash Bores, Mike posted that letter by himself. James had no say in it, he's too nice to do something like that. And now, we have a new message sent to nuclearneo577. This one is an absolute gold mine of incrimination.This is not fake. Bores actually sent this as a response. Let's break this down shall we? Note that the last message from NN577 accused him of stealing from AVGN's Chronologically Confused video for his Final Fantasy III review. "FF3? wtf are you talking about?" Come on Bores, you don't remember your Final Fantasy III review? It's one of the only Neo games you actually beat. Granted you had to cheat... "you know what, forget it. I'm sure whatever you have to say will drop my IQ at an alarming rate." So nothing about your intelligence will change? "You bitch about the most nonsensical things." POT! KETTLE! BLACK! "I recall shooting the duckhunt (sic) dog in my review months before james (sic)" When did James do that? Are you referring to the NES Accessories review? That is a horrible comparison to make. You shot the dog in your review of Jaws for no reason other than "Dur hur hur random are funny". The Nerd was looking over the various accessories on the NES, one of them being the Zapper. The most well-known Zapper game is Duck Hunt, it makes sense here. Plus, you used custom sprites likely found on Newgrounds and cropped it into real life. James "shot" the dog in the game, even though it was futile. Speaking of Newgrounds, what gamer from the 8-Bit generation DIDN'T want to shoot the dog? There exist flash games with the sole purpose of killing the dog. It's not stealing if it's a common fact. "using game sprites to interact with the real world months before" Huh, that was the exact same thing "iratefanboy345" said in his video. That James stole that concept from Bores. Further proof that iratefanboy345 was a sockpuppet and that Chris Bores is scum. "and I also recall doing a documentary style review of mario (sic) 2 with satan (sic) showing up at the end way before his documentary style review of mario (sic) 3 with satan (sic) showing up at the end." You're a fucking idiot. First of all, documentary style? Nothing about that review was close to "documentary", just because you called it a scandal doesn't make it so. AVGN's review wasn't even like a documentary, he reviewed a movie in order to set-up reviewing a game. As for Satan appearing, that is reaching. Far more than saying the AVGN rips off seanbaby. Bores put Satan in his review for no reason, unless you count the intro to Zombies Ate My Neighbors but there was no reason for Satan to show up. James wanted to find a clever way to review Super Mario Bros. 3. He came up with "so good it's a sin" and built it from there. He went out of his way to find Satanic imagery and show off his film-making skills. Something Bores doesn't have. Hey wait a minute. Remember in 2009 he said "I haven't watched AVGN in 2 years?" Meaning he stopped watching in 2007. Then how does he have knowledge of videos that came out in 2008? Both the Super Mario Bros 3 and NES Accessories videos came out early 2008. Bores, tell the damn truth. "So really dude, you've been owned so bad, it hurts. you fail. *facepalm*" You didn't even come close to owning him. Why are you talking like this? And "facepalm?" Try to look somewhat professional would you? In fact, the only one "owned" is you. I just debunked all your arguments and lies. I mean, saying the AVGN steals from you? You're an asshole. What I don't get is, Bores knew he was talking to a hater. Yet he still responded like this. Didn't he consider the repercussions, that this message will obviously spread? He's not only an ass, he's a complete moron. Thanks to nuclearneo577 for getting this.