Turns out I was wrong in my last post, his new website is already here.
Now powered by Wordpress, the new IG site is Chris' latest attempt to look legit. He still fails.
The first big new thing is... news. He now reports news stories. Look out Kotaku, you have competition!
As of this posting, the latest story is about Conan O'Brien at E3 and how he missed seeing him. Shit, that Kotaku comparison was apt. This is old news.
But there's more, turns out he missed seeing Trey Parker and Matt Stone as well (he actually got their names right). I see he's making this all about him, calling himself the "king of missed guests". Nobody cares about the guests!
He did mention he saw JJ Abrams and he smacked him for blowing up Planet Vulcan in Star Trek 09. I'm sure there's some Frenchmen that would love to smack you for blowing up a certain office building. No I'm not letting that go.
Scrolling down, other news stories include a picture of a Portal cake *sighs* Seriously? Did you just discover Portal and not realize those jokes are waaaaaay past expiration date?
There's also Skylanders stories. No surprise there.
The "News" drop-down menu at the top of the page has four categories. "Video Game", "Show News" (which has nothing) "Skylanders" (ENOUGH!) and "Random Pop Culture". The last one only has links to the two IG Shorts he made. Wouldn't that be under Show News? Can't even get categories right...
The next drop-down menu is Game Reviews, listing his three video game related shows.
*clicks IG Neo* Oh, of course he doesn't list every single review. That would require effort. I don't see Sonic Generations, or the 3-in-1, or Video Game Roundup.
Also, couldn't he have picked better images? The one for Arkham City makes him look psychotic.
*clicks regular IG show* Wait a second, Season 5?! So you're telling me the last three episodes were part of a new season? Thanks for informing us asshole! You clearly have no idea what you're doing, do you?
The other... seasons are listed on separate pages with links to each episode. Turns out Season 4 is only 6 episodes, taking tips from the BBC. Also, if that was meant to be his "movie", it would have a single digit score on Rotten Tomatoes. Such a convoluted and poorly paced mess.
"Year of the Story Arc!" I think you need to check your dates. The 7-Up video came out in 2010, and the X-Men video came out in 2012 (both in October). That's a bit more than a year. Then again, this inability to grasp the concept of time would explain the long delays,.
Next on the top menu is "Game Releases", which contains a list of upcoming video game releases. Why? You're probably not going to review 90% of these games, so why .list this? You're not GameSpot or GiantBomb (R.I.P. Ryan Davis).
It's also missing a lot of titles. I don't see Shin Megami Tensei IV, Tales of Xillia, The Wonderful 101, Monolith Soft's X, Bayonetta 2, and probably some others. What's that? Those are niche titles that only a select few would care for? It's my blog, I can complain about what I want.
To be fair, he does encourage people to e-mail him titles he missed. But, I don't think he's even heard of most of these games. The Witcher III, Total War: Rome II, The Bureau: XCOM Declassified ... he even gets titles wrong. Calling Infamous Second Son "Infamous 2 Second Son". Hey moron, we already have an Infamous 2, it's called Infamous 2.
Hold on, what's that say under August? "The Irate Gamer Game". You seriously think it's coming out next month? HAHAHA, you're a fool Chris if you ever think that game is coming. You got scammed.
The next few menus are the Gallery, with links to his "posters" and fan art. Either he hasn't uploaded them or his site is shit and I can't see them.
Followed by "Submit a Tip" and "Store". How long until you think the Submit a Tip page will go down thanks to trolls?
What's this? He has a comment box now? Hahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Oh wait, he could just moderate them. Oh well.
And that's his new site. You still fail Chris. You will never convince people you're a gamer.
EXTRA NOTE: I am aware that this site will likely get updated as time goes on. For those reading this in the future, this was what I saw the first time I saw the redesign.
Looks like a thrilling new platform for talking about himself, as he does in virtually every "news" blurb. His tunnel vision is so bad, he seems unaware it's supposed to be a game blog even on launch day. This can't get prettier...
ReplyDeleteGo back to 'Infamous 2 Second Son' section... he says it's coming out on PS3.
ReplyDeleteDon't comment on wordpress. You'll give away your IP address. Especially funny how Irate Gamer has to try to mimic Lasersquad to try and own people.
ReplyDeleteHow much do you want to bet that certain people will overlook bores doing it and not say that it's stalking now that he is doing it.
DeleteSo, Dan, I have to ask, have you seen where boring man is now saying that you and I are the same guy?
ReplyDeleteBores doing news? Fox News would want him in a heartbeat! XD
ReplyDeleteThere is no hope for him this year. I think it's even more safe to say he's ready to call it quits.
Well his new site does look better than his old one, you have to at least give him that.
ReplyDeletehttp://theirategamer.com/super-mario-bros-played-on-animal-skulls/
ReplyDelete"I want the bear that turns you into stone." (facepalm)
http://theirategamer.com/pac-man-goes-3d-in-creepy-style-fps-man/
ReplyDelete"I can’t wait till the FPS sequel where you get to play as Pac-Man going home and get it on with Ms. Pac Man. A sight that must be seen to believe!"
*siiiiighs*
I didn't mention how almost every article has an awful joke. I may actually make this a regular thing, where I compile the worst articles and mock them.
Considering how often he puts up new videos, that isn't at all a bad idea. I'd like to see you do this!
Deletehttp://theirategamer.com/e3-2013-news-super-smash-brothers-wii-u-new-contender-megaman/
ReplyDeleteHmm, I guess he did cover the next Smash Bros. game after all. Go figure. I wonder why he didn't make an E3 video on it though.
"If you ever owned an NES, you’ll know the boy in blue is a staple to this universe."
Really Chris? How many people do you think will check out this page? Probably not many. The majority of people that do will be your 10-13 year old fanbase (what's left of it) that most likely have never touched an NES before, let alone played and/or owned one.
"I’m still waiting for guys like Simon belmont to join the fray, but I highly doubt that would ever happen."
It's a possibility. It just depends on whether Konami wants to include Simon Belmont or not, as well as if Nintendo and/or Hal Labs agrees with the idea of Simon being in a Smash Bros. game.
"Kudos for Nintendo pulling this one out of the hat"
*headdesk* It's been five years since your review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl and you still don't understand? While Nintendo did have a part to play in this decision of having Mega Man join the fight, they were not the only players in this. I'm sure that Capcom (the creator of Mega Man) and Hal Labs (the developer of the Smash Bros. franchise) also had parts to play in this as well.
Even with a new website design, Chris still finds ways to fail at proving to people he's a gamer. I guess some things never change.
... You forgot Karbia. Though he's acted like an 8 year old child. (Say, Shindaiohmaru.)
DeleteWhy is Chris always talking about Simon Belmont? I don't think all Castlevania fans wants Simon to on Super Smash Bros Game. It doesn't make you a goddamn gamer, stop it!
Not to mention, the fact he keeps bringing up Simon Belmont proves he got all his gaming knowledge from the atrocious cartoon Captain N.
DeleteWhat's sad is that he won't do research, same as a lot of people. Simon Belmont is already in a Japanese Smash Bros variant called DreamMix TV World Fighters. Actually, him and Bomberman are in that game, as well as Optimus Prime. And that, is glorious. But yeah, still suprised capcom even said yes when they have something like smash bros, marvel vs capcom.
ReplyDeleteWell, Mega Man wasn't in Marvel vs. Capcom 3. So I guess they allowed it.
DeleteKind of like how Konami allowed Raiden in Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale but didn't allow Snake because he was in Smash Bros.
Right. But I feel like capcom was probably just doing it cuz Nintendo wanted a capcom character. Capcom hates mega man. Hell, for his 25th anniversary they made him a new game...FOR IPHONE!!! As for simon, well, Idk. My guess is snake will come back and really, out of all of Konami's characters, Snake is the most popular. Also, god All-Stars Battle Royale was terrible. Two versions of Cole, one character from PS1, and DMC5 Dante. If I wanted to play a terrible Smash Bros clone, I'll pop in my copy of digimon rumble arena for my PS1.
Deletehttp://theirategamer.com/worlds-most-anticipated-e3-video-game-ever-peggle-2-epic-fail/
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of fascinated by this post, where Chris basically attempts to do our job- calling out someone else for being awkward and unpopular.
http://theirategamer.com/mega-men-comic-con-exclusive-25th-anniversary-book-grab-one-for-me/
ReplyDeleteWouldn't this constitute as e-begging?
Yes.
Delete"Pick this up at the UDON booth, #4529, on a first-come, first-served basis for $100. If you are going to Comic con and get one without grabbing me one, You’re gonna regret it mister!" - Irate Gamer
DeleteSomehow I don't think he was parodying anyone when he did the e-begging spoof because his behavior and sense of entitlement doesn't make that video a spoof anymore. Also since when did Irate Gamer even give a fuck about megaman?
@Batdan
DeleteAlso to answer your question double yes since he knows where and how he can get the damn book, shows no intention of paying for it and is threatening people for the book. My guess is he wants to see the pictures of roll or splash woman.
In a way, this isn't a bad development. This will make it even easier to make people realize he's not a gamer!
ReplyDeleteWell, I was expecting Boring Man's 5 best and worst of E3, but we have another case of idiocy from him! I'm not sure if he actually assaulted JJ Abrams, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did. I know opinion on his changes to Star Trek is sharply divided, but I'm willing to at least give them a chance. By the way Chris: THIS is how you do a take that against a new take on Star Trek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHk7ZkbWo4A
ReplyDeleteJust wondering, does Irate Gamer FANS like Transformers? I already mentioned before that they don't like My Little Pony.
ReplyDeleteYour guess is as good as mine...
DeleteWouldn't surprise me. I still don't see why they hate on MLP despite the fact that they haven't even seen the show.
Delete@ZeldaFan Like almost everyone who hated My Little Pony.
DeleteAh, a sickening thought came to mind. With the picture of the Portal cake, I imagine Chris going from "I'm a gamer, really!", to "I'm into indie games too guys! Really!"
ReplyDeleteWell at least he hasn't resorted to stealing 40 of those cakes. That would be terrible.
Delete"I'm sure there's some Frenchmen that would love to smack you for blowing up a certain office building. No I'm not letting that go."
ReplyDeleteYou should BatDan...you should. Much like how you should just let go of this pointless hatred of Bores.
Any particular reason why your being such as an egotistical asshole lately (and your hypocritical hatred for TGWTG)? Because if you don't have any reasonable justification for saying that its pointless then your just justifying why he should keep doing this.
DeleteUntil proven otherwise, I'm just going to assume he's another one of those "ha ha I'm actually a fan of Bores you idiots" people and ignore him.
Delete@skyrunner14
DeleteDid he ever lead us to believe otherwise? This is the same guy who thought dumbing down ninja gaiden (in the ninja gaiden 3 discussion) was a valid and useful move. Usually when he says he'll do something he never does it. He always starts a conversation and then never ends it, wasting everyone's time. I don't see how we could not see him as an idiot.
Well, with all that said, I think you'll agree when I say it's time to just ignore the troll. Let him say whatever he thinks'll rile people up. Just don't reply to him.
Delete@Skyrunner
Deletetotally agree. Also the lagtv guys are so fed up of getting shitty human games that threatened to do a game of AI and cast that instead.... Today they actually did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8esGHkuTFl4
Never mind that every Irate gamer fans are all idiots, never mind that Chris has lasted for 6 goddamn years, never mind that he way too obsessed to Skylander, never mind his grammar still haven't improved, never mind that he never cared about his fans, never mind his gaming skill still remained the same...
DeleteIgnorance... Ignorance everywhere!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjcmTynIcCg
It's Silent Rob. Do you expect anything less?
DeleteThank god I'm not the only one on the internet who hates this guy. What's worse is his idiotic fanboys.
DeleteAllow me to put it to you like this: If I met Bores in real life, I'd just talk to him to see where his mind is at. If I saw Rob, I'd make him eat his teeth.
DeleteHahahaha Fuck that was hilarious, sorry guys I'm a Silent Rob fan. Don't take him so serious and its funny as hell.
DeleteSilent Rob still hates brony? Hell, I didn't even bother watching his videos. It's a waste of time, like watching Gligar13vid's so called 'review'.
Delete@KingCrimson
DeleteI don't find people who act like egotistical assholes funny. It'd be at least a little humorous if he didn't mean it. And it's not just the things he's said about MLP, he's a said a lot of other things that I don't like.
@flamemario12
I find Gligar13vids, believe it or not, to be more bearable than Rob.
And we know how people like Bbabybear02, fecman94, and JordanRiver89 reacted when Gligar13Vids "trashed" the Dreamcast and Billy Hatcher. Especially the latter in JR89's case. ("DON'T DO ME, YOU FUCKHEAD!", "STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, DAMMIT!", "IT'S NOT OVERRATED, YOU JACKFUCK!")
DeleteAnd fecman94 crying over JuniorfanReturns "bullying" him, when really, he was just being criticized for falling for a troll.
@ZeldaFan
DeleteTo each his own I guess. I do find him very credible as a gamer. I also don't hate bronies or MLP.
@KingCrimson
DeleteI think he should've just stuck with ranting about video games and anything related. The rest of his videos are kinda pointless. Hell, even his "Irate Gamer in a nutshell" weren't that great (Linkara does a better job at making fun of Bores in my opinion..).
Another gripe I have about him is that he doesn't seem to respect other people's opinions. For example, Rob calls bronies butthurt because they've been giving negative comments on his anti-MLP videos. Even on his anti-AVGN videos, people have been complaining about them. I honestly don't know why people aren't allowed to disagree with him.
Is Codeious really Onision's son?
ReplyDeleteIs this a troll?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.change.org/petitions/xbox-one-give-us-back-the-original-xbox-one
Judging by the comments for those who signed... no. More likely a vocal minority who want to take things the liberal way and give it a shot. After all I would be pissed if I was just paying for another xbox 360 (especially since the hardware is not so different, the games will be the same and the system is not backwards compatible.). Labeling the people who don't want the poorly phrased original features as trolls is kinda a dick move though.
DeleteI was planning to post a comment about that crap, but it looks like you beat me to it. Oh well. Anyway, it disgusts me that Xbox One fanboys are so idiotic, so nonsensical, it actually hurts. Video game fanboys are the reason why gaming is being ruined,.
DeleteI'm curious, how do any of you feel about Pat The NES Punk? Personally, I tried to watch one of his videos but I just couldn't get through it.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I never even heard of the guy until AVGN's NWC video. He seems like an okay guy but I never watch his videos.
Delete...Aaaaand he's lost critical momentum roughly five days into the new site.
ReplyDeleteSeems he's not going to update on weekends. That's dumb....
DeleteCould be because he spends more time trying to convince the people that already know that it's him pretending to be his mom that he actually is his mom.
DeleteNow he's claiming that his video game is going to be released next month and is claiming that AVGN is copying from him again.
watch?v=W-jTghfPbpY
As you can see from the video's upload date, there's already an AVGN game released and it's been out for almost 2 full years before any talk of an IG Game existed.
I personally don't see his game doing that well anyways. AVGN's was actually shown off at E3 and Chris hasn't even shown any part of his game off except for some sketches. I can see many of his fans getting burned on this one.
Blanka is a troll
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Jb4UJ_1SU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJhakChCJvY&feature=player_embedded