*looks outside, sees way too much snow in single digit weather* Welp… I’m stuck inside. Even if there wasn’t a pandemic, it is just too cold to do anything. Yay for cabin fever! Oh, of course Bores puts out a new video…
Do I have an excuse for why I took so long to write this? Nope. None at all. Anyway, he’s going to talk about the two Flintstones NES games. The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy, and Surprise at Dinosaur Peak. Why those games? Because he clearly needs a popular IP to latch onto or else nobody cares. Plus, an excuse to make stupid reference jokes.
In the description, he notes that he got help from Jonas Roy Bjarnason. I hope you got paid Jonas.
Onto the video. A little over 13 minutes long.
The video opens with IG walking out (to Donkey Kong Country music) to tell us the subject of the episode. He notes how Surprise at Dinosaur Peak “retails” for $800. It doesn’t “retail” for that much, that’s a low-end price you find on second-hand markets like eBay. Learn the difference.
After he reveals that, he says “Good Night!” Is that a Flintstones reference I missed? I don’t remember much about the show.
Theme song.
But first, another fake sponsorship. This time for Seinfeld Funko Pop mini keychains. Seriously? Again, no link in the description or anything to indicate this is a real sponsor. Probably just an excuse to show off his mini-Seinfeld playset again. Also, if you’re going to have made-up sponsors, at least make it thematically appropriate. The Flintstones and Seinfeld are world’s apart.
He gives an overview of the series, with some odd syntax strewn throughout. As per usual with Chris. Goes over how the show changed through the years by adding kids and the Great Gazoo, the latter which he dropped a “I guess dey can’t all be winners”.
We cut to his obviously unplugged NES as he mentions how publishers adapted old TV shows into games, citing The Three Stooges and Gilligan’s Island. Wow, both giant piles of plastic garbage!
He mispronounces Taito (as Tay-to) because he can’t go a video without showing how he’s completely ignorant about Japan.
He starts with The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy, which some of you may know better by the title “7 Grand Dad”.
He calls it “DY-no and Hoppy” not “DEE-no”, which is how you’re supposed to pronounce their weird dino-dog. He actually gets it right in the next sentence.
He then gets mad that we have to save Hoppy, calling him lame and putting him below the garbage disposal pig. What’s wrong with Hoppy? Feels like Chris just wanted something to complain about here.
“Now I gotta figure out which controller to use” Wait what? Why?
Oh, it’s a dumb gag that ends on “rock controller”. Urgh… glad all those Flintstones reboots got shelved, I can easily imagine Chris try to get a job like with DuckTales.
Starts the game. “…that iconic 8-bit rendition of that Flintstones theme song” This is a really weird sentence, are you saying the 8-bit version is iconic? Why use “that” instead of “the”? Maybe you should get people to proofread your scripts instead of relying on them for effects.
He watches the first cutscene, comments that the music sounds more like an Exorcist NES game. Meh…
He shows the game’s villain, commenting that he looks like the lead singer of GWAR. No he doesn’t! Do you even know what Oderus Urungus looks like? RIP Dave Brockie.
The villain steals Dino and Hoppy, blows up Gazoo’s time machine, and the objective is to find the pieces of it.
He praises the game, says it looks good, plays decently, has cool ideas… why are you reviewing this? Isn’t your schtick supposed to be bad games? You don’t even know what you are.
He comes across a wheel with platforms on it and compares it to the ones Reznor rides in Super Mario World. Then he complains that the game is ripping off Super Mario World. No it isn’t Chris, there’s no enemies on the Flintstones platforms. He’s already reaching for problems.
He also wonders why they didn’t steal Reznor and put it in the game. Because Taito can’t do that? I know this is an attempt at a joke, but it’s really lame.
He fast-forwards to the first boss, a large sea serpent that refers to as “Puff the Magic Dumbass” (hur hur hur) and beats him, complaining that he’s easy. Then he complains about the Time Machine part having “TM” on it, calling out the game for thinking players are stupid. Really? You’re one to talk about treating the audience like idiots Chris.
He also refers to a cutscene as a “cut screen”. Are you doing this on purpose?!
He points out how Gazoo welding his time machine looks like he’s humping it. I don’t really see it…
He complains again that the game is stealing from Super Mario World by having an overworld map. Uhhh no? What about Super Mario Bros 3? That came out long before this. Are you that desperate for something to talk about?
He brings up the basketball mini-game, not much said there. Gets a power-up from it, and he tries using it on a stage with rising lava. Only to instantly die because he clearly set it up that way. Prompting a pointless appearance from Scooby Dum, the seldom seen cousin of Scooby-Doo. BECAUSE HE EXISTS!
He moves onto a city level with criminals from the show. He refers to them as “Antifa Banditos”. Oooh jeez… I feel like whatever I say here is going to result in a firestorm so I’m just going to move on.
Then he cuts to an ice level which he claims is just a recolor of the first level and calls them lazy. Says the man that reuses old footage without even trying to make it match…
Then a jungle level which he likes, but then sees a waterfall that looks “right out of Super Mario Bros 2”. Let it go Chris! This prompts a stupid bit where he hopes the fish (Trouters) don’t show up and guess what they do. Still has that bad habit of inserting sprites that don’t belong. That’s not a joke Chris.
He reaches the boss, who looks like a sasquatch though IG keeps calling him a caveman. This prompts a pointless rant where he wonders why that wasn’t Captain Caveman, while he holds a Captain Caveman toy. Because nobody cares about Captain Caveman and looking into it he’s more connected to Scooby-Doo than the Flintstones. He does admit he doesn’t know how the licensing works. Maybe consider that they just didn’t care to use this obscure cartoon character?
He likes the controls, how there’s a lot to do, how you meet up with other characters. He notes how once you find them, they follow you around the map like a Final Fantasy game. That’s more of a Dragon Quest trope, Final Fantasy never really did that with a few exceptions. But he said that so he could do a stupid bit where the Flintstones cast fights Tiamat in Final Fantasy II. Why II? I guess that’s what Jonas added.
Anyway, he notes multiple aspects that make the game easy to play (while also bringing up Gazoo “humping” again, it’s still not funny). At least he’s not complaining about it being too easy.
He gets to the final level in the future, while also mispronouncing Dino’s name again. For fuck’s sake Chris, are you really a Flintstones fan?
He gets there and recognizes the music being the theme from The Jetsons, then runs into George Jetson. This results in a pointless history lesson. He brings up the crossover movie The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones. Funny enough, he gets the order wrong (calling it The Flintstones Meet The Jetsons) while showing the movie poster. Did Jonas add that? Clever if he did.
He then complains that they should have called the game “The Flinstones Meet The Jetsons” and promoted it like mad. Did you ever consider that it’s meant to be a big twist? That part of your reward for reaching the final level is SURPRISE it’s a crossover?! Then he complains “TAY-to” didn’t add Captain Caveman (enough with the stupid caveman).
Then his rant is oddly cut off. Apparently, some of the dialogue got lost in editing. Why he couldn’t go back and fix this I don’t know. Instead the missing line is in the description. Lazy!
He keeps complaining, wondering why there’s no Scooby-Doo or Snorks (pfff) or Chan Clan though he scratches that one because he doesn’t want “Chan Clan bullshit”. Instead he wants Hong Kong Phooey, with a pointless cut to the theme song. We get it Chris, these cartoons existed. Focus on Flintstones.
He beats the final boss, comments that the ending is rather violent as Fred keeps beating him, and they live happily ever after. Until they get attacked by Grape Ape. Fuck off with the lazy references!
Pulls the game out and starts talking about “TAY-to’s” follow-up, Surprise at Dinosaur Peak. He notes how since the game came out in 1994, and the line got lost in editing. It’s in the description too, but looking it, something is off. “…and since this game came out in 1994, this made copies of the game very hard to come by, and years later…” The syntax still feels off. Again Chris, you need proofreaders.
Anyway, he brings up the game’s obscene price in modern times. He doesn’t seem to bring up the reason why it’s so high. There’s an urban legend that the game was a Blockbuster exclusive. However, there’s no evidence to back that up. I feel that’s important to address. But no, instead get him saying “Yabba Dabba Damn”. Hur…
If you’re wondering about his copy, it’s either a reproduction cart, or he took a spare NES cartridge, printed the cartridge label and taped it on. I doubt he has the money to drop on an average NES game. Since the footage he uses is all from an emulator, the cartridges are just for show.
He starts the game, notes how it’s really good and is much different from the shitty games he plays, while also making a reference to LJN. You’ve barely talked about LJN-published games. Only Back to the Future and X-Men. Don’t act like they’re your archenemy.
He brings up how you can play as both Fred and Barney, switching between the two on the fly. Then he says “Bless my demonic shit with holy water”. Jeez, this script is a dumpster fire.
He reaches the end of the first level and oh hey he says cutscene correctly this time. What was his excuse the first time? You know, I’m noticing that he’s getting a lot of basic terms wrong in this revival. Does Chris have some cognitive issues that result in him mispronouncing things?
Once again compares the overworld to Mario, shows the Hockey mini-game, shows a surfing level, shows Fred riding a giant wheel that IG calls a donut (this isn’t The Simpsons)
More “cameos” with him excited to see Mr. Slate. Okay…
Then he complains that “TAY-to” didn’t include any other Hanna-Barbara characters, referring to the action as “opening a Pandora’s Box”. I don’t think you understand what Pandora’s Box is.
Then he references more old H-B cartoons. What’s even the point? To show off to the kids that more than likely don’t know what these cartoons are?
He brings up that the game is easy, except for a part where you run from a giant red wheel. He gets angry that they dare put in a difficulty spike. He hates when they do that, an easy game with some sudden difficulty. Come the fuck on Chris, grow up.
Then a death montage which ends with him choking himself on his NES controller cord. Didn’t he do this move so many times before?
Then he starts listing off games with difficulty spikes. Like the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin, no not the SNES version, the Genesis version. Odd to go with that one. Then the race with Metal Sonic in Sonic CD (I seriously doubt he played that), the seaweed in TMNT on NES (I swear, he’s only played like 4 games in his entire life and keeps going back to them), and a Ren & Stimpy game? Okay, I get the feeling Jonas added that one, same with Sonic CD.
He once again summarizes that he hates when “easy peasy” games suddenly hit you with bullshit. My god, he is such a casual fuck.
He wants to destroy the game, but since it’s so expensive (oh please, we know that’s not a legit copy), he’s just going to put it on his shelf and glare menacingly at it. He then puts it on a… tiger holder? Oh, it’s just an excuse to do the “It’s a living” gag. Blaaaaah
That was… boring. So very boring.
It felt more like an excuse to show off all the old cartoons he knows. Just make a video about Hanna-Barbara cartoons instead, you clearly care more about those than video games.
Once again, I apologize for the lateness. I’ll try to be better going forward. Stay safe everyone, and hopefully this pandemic finally slows down.
I'll give this take, I was never huge into the Flintstones. I used to watch re runs of old cartoons as a kid and while I liked other Hanna Barbera Cartoons I always thought the show was bland.
ReplyDeleteThat kind of makes sense, because that the Flintstones was the first primetime cartoon its target audience was actually not children. That said as a kid I love the Flintstones, but then again they were literally shoved down our throat in the form of Flintstones vitamins and fruity in cocoa pebbles, If my mathematical calculations are correct you were born after the Flintstones movie live action thing there was fucking Dan Connor And what’s Her face from the view so you missed out on the Flintstones blitz. Oh you poor kids who didn’t get to experience the awesome 80s and it’s delicious vitamins/Sugar filled breakfast combo before school
DeleteYou might find some of the Flintstones smoking commercials to be interesting. They are on YouTube.
DeleteRegarding the pandemic-- heard from Fauci we could be out of it by July if all goes according to plan. With Biden as president now and how he believes in science, I think we could even be out of it by late June if REALLY lucky.
ReplyDeleteAs for Boring Man's video? Yeah, he just wanted to show off his love for cartoons, didn't he? Even though he didn't mention that The Flintstones was originally a prime-time cartoon intended for grown-ups before it became more identifiable with kids, especially with the Pebbles cereal ads.
"With Biden as president now and how he believes in science, I think we could even be out of it by late June if REALLY lucky."
DeleteThe Fossil also says he'll cure cancer. Just so you know.
And don’t forget those vitamins as I mentioned above in the comment you plagiarized wholesale Bores style (kidding)
DeleteYou’re homeboy Donald Dump also promised to cure cancer. Just so you know. Typical blind loyalism to one’s chosen political cult. They both fucking suck to high hell. Wow we really need is a president from an independent third-party that doesn’t believe in magical fairytale Bullshit about a magical man in the sky That has infinite power that loves us all and sent his son down to earth to get murdered so we’d all be saved but will punish us if we don’t believe in this magical bullshit. Religion and politics in the comment section of this blog? Oh my!To quote the great Brit punk band chaotic discord, fuck religion fuck politics fuck the lot of you. Hey here’s a link to said song. Listen to it, get it in your politically poisoned brain, and take it to heart, And free your self.
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Also, when I saw your comment and AFTER DOING SOME RESEARCH (Irate gamer reference to keep this delete Bait comment thread at least somewhat relevant to this blog) the google results for “Biden says he will cure cancer “it wasn’t that hard to find out that that other fossil who is just about as old as Trump (Funny how for the last few years they’ve been pushing decrepit old fuckers like Hillary Trump and Biden down our throats as the fucking two candidates) the Results made it clear that they both said that . (and after DOING EVEN MORE RESEARCH THAT IS REALLY GONNA FLEEEUP SUM SHEEIT the google results for “TrumpSays he will cure cancer quote I came up with the same results) So you are either getting your news from incredibly biased sources, or doing like those two fucking retard politicians do and only focusing on one part of the story that is convenient to your side. For shame radio white bass. For shame. Is RadioWhiteBase some reference to those rich whitebread trash mouth runners such as Rump Limpbum, Sean Calamity, and that rad raging Republican that you May not be familiar with unless you are from my self in Prince Mario’s neck of the word, i.e. New England, oops I mean the Nor’easter bub, ay-ya (Imagine that said in a New England accent ala that of prince Marios totally John Kennedy-Esque accent) Howie CarrWreck? Good morning.🌞
DeleteOne last word of wisdom from the gob of our pal from Unknown’s homeland, Old Blighty, Ransid (aka Bambi) vokillist of Chaotic Dischord (Which I previously missed spelled as chaotic discord, I’m such a poser (they spelled it as chaotik dischord on Their first vinyl appearance, the awesome Riotous Assembly compilation lp, They were originally formed by two members of the band vice squad as a piss take on the recently emerged noisy chaotic Brit punk scene and being such as discharge, chaos UK, and disorder). Here is there a smash hit, never trust a friend. Especially if your friends are slime bag rich fucks like Joe Biden and trump.
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“ Wow we really need is a president from an independent third-party that doesn’t believe in magical fairytale Bullshit about a magical man in the sky That has infinite power that loves us all and sent his son down to earth to get murdered so we’d all be saved but will punish us if we don’t believe in this magical bullshit.”
DeleteAh, like the Communist Party then.
But still, you almost had me until you said “magical fairytale Bullshit about a magical man in the sky”, whereby you forfeited your argument.
@Gary
Delete“Is RadioWhiteBase some reference to those rich whitebread trash mouth runners...”
And you’re a racist as well! Then again, probably nobody around here has seen Universal Century-series Gundam, so they’ll simply assume I’m a neo-Nazi rather than a reference to the original series.
@Gary
Delete“(and after DOING EVEN MORE RESEARCH THAT IS REALLY GONNA FLEEEUP SUM SHEEIT the google results for “TrumpSays he will cure cancer quote I came up with the same results) So you are either getting your news from incredibly biased sources, or doing like those two fucking retard politicians do and only focusing on one part of the story that is convenient to your side.“
Actually it came straight out of the Old Man’s mouth.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Df0xnmxLuw
Funny how people act like he’s an angel in human flesh when he’s really just a puppet who doesn’t remember what year it is. Not much love for Trump either (too lenient), but it’s funny how the celebrity class and the journalist defend people simply because they’re Democrats or far-Left.
hey RWV I’ll get back here at some point but mostly I’m just being sarcastic I don’t really care about any of this crap and I use your name to make fun of those radio guys names but you’re missing my point that Biden and trump both claimed that kids are cheering bullshit and they’re both assholes and maybe I shouldn’t past Christianity but I’ve got a giant hair across my ass about it because I’ve met Hypocritical Christians in fact I’ve been dealing with one all weekend and yesterday and that’s why I didn’t really run my gob on this blog yesterday I was dealing with a real life person who claims to be a Christian but is in fact a A liar a hypocrite all that good shit right And using the fact that she thinks because she’s been saying because some do you wanna sell you get up dumped water on her head that means she can be a bitch and act like a spoiled little girl that wise about her friends and herself to make her look good on Facebook what the fuck oh never mind sorry that’s nothing to do with anything but catch you later
DeleteRWB... Biden and trump Are both cleaning that cancer curing bullshit… (Wow I’m impressed this voice recognition thing knows what an ellipsis is, It can’t understand a lot of the other shit I’m saying, hence this extra waste of a post that’s going to help bump that dreaded comment count up to the hated 200 point)… she thinks because some guy in his holy get up dumped water on her head that means she Has been savedcan be a bitch and act like a spoiled little girl that wise... ) And to add a little more to that said person believes that they’ve been saved and it doesn’t matter what they do you want earth because they’ve been saved and Jesus loves them and they’re going to go to heaven no matter what did you want earth and you had to be fair that’s her perverted miss interpretation of the Bible but it still drives me fucking insane that people use an old book of fables to justJustify anything whether it is true in the Bible or untrue of the Bible or whatever it’s an old book reading it or more actually not reading it because most people don’t such as a person that I’m talking about that told me they’ve never read it yet they’ve read the da Vinci code and they thought it was a true story come on but I digress And I am a little distracted lately and I forgot exactly what I was going to say so I’ll just send this now before I look even more a-stupiderest
DeleteI will give Bores this: at least he threw shade at the most ghetto-looking ninjas ever.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, a personal project is underway for June and the 30th anniversary of SONIC 1. As previous blog entries have shown, I am an outcast based on ideology, but I just wanted to get it out there.
More people definitely bought Radio White Base's Book than Bores' (according to LadyBuggin, it sold 18 copies).
DeleteOh come on Prince Mario, You know damn well that in the intervening years since Linda deCarlo (a.k.a. ladybuggin777 a.k.a. Billie the psychic from one of da Bore-eZZZ early ghostbusting videos aka pissibly Chris Bores) Typed those words He has sold at least an additional 31 copies. And you can take that to the damn bank every day of the week and of course twice on Sundays
DeleteMore Exaggeration: how are you in outcast When still here able to say whatever you want? There are actually people better wake her to the outcast than you are on this blog comment section, that actually have their comments removed whether or not that’s justified I don’t feel like getting into at the moment. And maybe I’m wrong but the way you worded that last paragraph made it look like your sonic video or 30th anniversary project or whatever you’re working on is going to involve your personal political ideologies?
Delete@Gary On the contrary, I consider myself an outcast because my ideals don’t exactly tow the line with the majority of users in some of the communities I once had ties with.
DeleteNAOSTH is to be, well, entertainment first rather than an author’s tract (though I do want to satirize current trends from time to time, a la ROBOCOP). Other than that, I’m aiming for a holistic tone and appeal to the project.
Hey Radio White Base, since you haven't commented here in a while I would suggest NOT engaging with the two people here to pick fights with us as you are giving Unknown what he wants.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know. I miss the "so bad its good" appeal of the older episodes from 2007-2016, I don't get that with the 2020-2021 episodes, at all.
ReplyDeleteI have thought about making either a reaction video or a DLA style text commentary if Bores were to do Metroid but I'd only do it if that episode were a rage fest and not a snooze fest.
ReplyDeleteThe first two new IG’s kinda felt like the older ones with added excessive dick ball jizz joke, then some were rehashes, back to old ig with g n g, and the rest were very Chris neo-ish, Particularly the dragons lair unboxing. I wonder if that’s why he kept Chris Neo in his channel name
ReplyDeleteIf Chris Bores had made some of the clipless Nostalgia Critic reviews (notably Jurrasic World) with the same quality then would it be shitty even for Chris Bores standards or for him would it be considered high effort.
ReplyDeleteAnytime Chris even bothers to finish something he is reviewing, whether it be a movie or video game, it is high effort for him. Say what you want about Doug Walker's clipless reviews, at least it's obvious he actually watched the movie and didn't just skim through Wikipedia.
DeleteI think Prince Mario must be in possession of the Chris Bore edition of madlibs and he uses to make these posts.
DeleteHe seriously needs to stop doing sponsorships. Especially at the start of videos. I hate sponsorships so much.
ReplyDeleteIt's not even a sponsorship! Chris Bores is trying to fool his gullible fans!
DeleteWe don’t know that with 100% certainty! Though it’s possible, that geek time podcast had ads, weird for such aliitle known listen to podcast.
DeleteI'm gonna point out that I did NOT write this following comment.
ReplyDelete"It's not even a sponsorship! Chris Bores is trying to fool his gullible fans!"
He's an impostor of mine and view both accounts for proof.
Whoever it is has your typing style down pretty good.
DeleteWhoever is doing that is a fucking asshole.
DeleteI’d say they’re more of a weirdo. What purpose does copying someone else like that serve if you’re just going to imitate them? It’s fairly similar to something prince Mario might say though I can’t say for sure if he’d say something exactly like that it’s a little more blurty than his typing styleBut if someone really wanted to be an asshole wouldn’t they say something offensive or ignorant to try to make it look like prince Maria was the one saying it which wouldn’t even work because anyone with half a brain would either click on the fucking user name more or see a few hours or so later that prints Mario cleared the air on the topic
DeleteI seriously didn’t mean to put “prince Maria “ in there. Hopefully this stimulus throw the poor slobs some hush money because they’re cheap whores thing Comes in soon and I’ll be able to get my computer online and type more properly, my My online IQ should go up a little Maybe not quite 120 But hopefully my typing style will contain worse gibberish and more coherent thoughts that are closer to what I am actually trying to say sometimes. Well it’s already fucking Sunday I think I should take a break from even walking at this blog tomorrow. Sunday is the Lords day maybe I should spend this day trying to find the Lord and his son Jesus and I guess the Holy Spirit to since it’s a Trinity? I guess I’ll read that Bible that I got out of the used booked in for free even though it’s written in modern English and sounds fucking ridiculous. I’m in atheist but I’d like to read the
DeleteFuck Accidentally hit the reply button. Anyway I’ll make this short and obviously this is totally fucking off topic and I shouldn’t even be fucking talking about it literally as I’m talking into my phone to myself like a psycho anyhow I’m in atheist but I’d like to read the Bible and I hate reading it in modern English because it scares the original meeting in even more as far as I can tell, and it seems like these Bibles are becoming more prevalent I can’t seem to find A free copy of the king James version of it you know the one that contains several uses of the word piss (for example it refers to man as he who pisses on the wall in one passage) and describes a woman that likes to spend time with those that are hung like donkeys or something like that. The modern rewrite just seems to scrubbed clean and Filthy parts of side not how people would’ve talked back then. Anyhow I’ll see you all Monday I’m going to skip out Sunday for a bit here and fucking I don’t know do something. If anyone’s actually reading this far (self deprecating shameless self promotion coming up) because Much like my videos with my anal with it so people probably don’t watch them till the end. I suspect not ever not many people read through these long fucking comments I’ve been making. If you do happen to be reading this and you see me commenting here anymore today Sunday please call me out on my hypocrisy. Thanks guys have a fucking good day or something or night and Remember it’s Sunday so whatever it is you take to the bank On a daily basis, take that to the bank twice today.
DeleteI remember someone recently asking about what Chris would be like if he was featured on South Park. I didn't think of this until now, but Chris would SEVERALLY mocked if he was featured on the show for more reasons than just not being funny. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have very strong opinions about "psychics", as shown on their commentary for "The Biggest Douche In The Universe" (where they mocked psychic John Edward). They basically said that all psychics are bullshit and anyone who claims to have talked to the dead are big fat liars. With Chris' claims of being a "ghost behaviorist" and other stupid bullshit like him claiming to have talked to George Floyd's spirit, he just seems like the perfect person to be mocked on South Park. It's too bad he's too much of a nobody to get featured on the show.
ReplyDeleteHere we go. Maybe you just remembered wrong. But Chris said that (and seriously I really can’t believe I have to type this stupid bullshit because this is amongst the most idiot fucking diarrhea that has ever spewed out of that guy’s fucking mouth and made me lose a bit of respect for him that I was gaining not a whole lot mind you but enough) that, and I’m paraphrasing here that the night before the Floyd murder was all over the news he, and I think maybe he included his family in there?, Heard a voice saying I can’t breathe. He heavy he heavily implied that it was Floyd‘s voice but he didn’t say it was Floyd’s voice outright. He also didn’t say that he talked to it. (That’s sad isn’t it awful strange that Mr. ghost Dr. behaviorist Who is a published author on the subject and create a whole new branch of psychology would actually want to talk to that spirit and investigated maybe grab his fucking camera? I hope I’m not just repeating something that’s already been said about this episode but that just occurred to me as well as this:If I heard a voice saying I can’t breathe Even if it was in my own house I would go try to find the source of it what if someone was actually not being able to breathe and they were in your house for some reason it be kind of weird but what the fuck Chris? And if you thought it was a ghost why would you want to help it on it’s fucking journey to happiness isn’t that your fucking job dude you fucking failed man. ) So, again apologies if you just missed remembered. But if that was just twisting something to make it look worse than it already is, which is totally fucking unnecessary because that comment about hearing that whisper was so idiotic and stupid that it’s making me fucking stupid and type dumb shit. And this is a general thingPeople often try to conflate things Chris doesn’t make them even worse when they stand alone in their ignorance or missing infor Mation or whatever else fucking flaw is in his work or his statements. Hopefully this is legible I’ve been using that voice thing he because typing on this thing is gotten fucking stupid and I think I need glasses but anyway hopefully you can understand it even if it makes has a little gibberish in there. Now I’m going to go make the post I originally meant to make about that whole spinning platform thing in the Flintstones video back on topic in 321
DeleteAlso hate to Spew out even more here today but I noticed another Error in your statement. Psychics communicate with the dead using their mind, Chris uses technology and techniques that he claims anyone can use big difference well Kinda anyway. And I should’ve put quotation marks around technology but I think U get the idea. That said I’m sure Trey in that would have the same opinions on Technological based ghostghost hunting as they do psychics. And to be fair there was an old episode of one of Chris’s ghost hunting thingies and I’ve referenced this fairly recently in which weighty bugging 78 or whatever the fuck her name is Linda deCarlo appears in the flash in a video as… A fucking psychic named Billy. I’m not sure if that one episode was an isolated incident Of Chris employing a psychic and his ghost hunting nor do I even remember exactly what Billy does in the video but anyway. Again apologies if you were just make made a mistake but if you weren’t it looks like you were trying to twist things just a little so it could fit your scenario. And again there’s plenty of ways south part could make fun of Chris without having to bend the truth a little. Not that any of this shit even fucking matters but whatever, Be glad that saucy Brit unknown is no longer allowed to make comments on here, or at least the types of comments he likes to make
DeleteThose Spinney platform E parts and Flintstones remind me of something that’s also when the game shadow of the ninja on the NES. The Japanese version of that came out before a couple of months before the Japanese version of super Mario world, so I’d say it’s closer to that and it also doesn’t use mode seven being that it’s on the NES at all.. Oh one last thing about Chris’s ghost thing there Someone with a better Internet connection at the moment should get on his Facebook go back to what I think around January of last year when Chris was hyping up his ghost thing I think it was on a post where he said something about schooling people on some fucking new show with a link to a video, I forget exactly what was said but I said something like hey Chris don’t you know all these things you’re talking about have been thoroughly debunked numerous times by reputable reputableSources? And he said something along the lines of yeah I know but I still have to something I can’t remember exactly what he said and of course this is conjecture at this point because I can’t remember so I won’t make any bold claims but from what I remember he said the tone of it made me think that he knows it’s bullshit and it’s just it’s just a fucking put on and he doesn’t actually believe in any of this fucking nonsense.
ReplyDeleteIf you do said video don’t do a text one, and agree with somethings that the banished Unknown in a non-have to say and disagree with them on others disagree with others things But don’t listen to those guys, Unless were severely talented voice actors there’s not much we can do about the boys were born with, I’m not too thrilled about the sound of my voice or voices I should say I seem to have two of them, my clearer voice that to me sounds kindA derpy And then it’ll fluctuate into a more gravelly voice that sounds like I’m having trouble breathing. I I can’t say I never make fun of people’s voices but your voice isnt bad enough to make me make fun of it for no reason but that said there’s potential to make fun of anyone’s voice. But keep it up you do have similar traits to Borza Times in your statements but I don’t see you ever trying to pull scams on people or pretend to believe in bullshit like goes to make money And I think you’re more likely to shed some of these traits Before they get nasty unllike Bores Who is. 41 if I remember correctly. Of course I barely know you unless that is literally all you are is Is what we see or hearing your comments on your videos but I have no problem giving you the benefit of the doubt
ReplyDeleteOff topic but I find the situation with Dream. to be interesting. For the unfamiliar, Dream was caught faking a Minecraft record but he's only gotten more popularity since. If you put this in perspective, when. it was proven Billy Mitchell's Donkey Kong scores were invalid, it tarnished his reputation.
ReplyDeleteThis scenario question is for anyone else on here that watches Todd In The Shadows but how would the One Hit Wonderland episode on Cars by Gary Numan play out? I'm surprised Todd hasn't covered that song.
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard that song before, but I'd be interested in seeing a OHW on Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne. I don't know if Lips of an Angel by Hinder is a One Hit Wonder, but I'd like to see Todd talk about that song considering he's mentioned that he's hated it before.
DeleteSpring you probably heard that song and didn’t realize it sometimes it’s in escapable, (have you ever played vice city? Then you probably heard it,) I’ve never seen that hard in the shadows thing, but it’s unfortunate someone like Gary Newman is considered a one hit wonder in the USA he was actually pretty pioneering so I can’t claim of an expert or a big fan of the guy (Do I do have a couple cassettes of his old band the tube way army kicking around, That stuffs more straight up punk rock 77 Britt style). I hope that Todd show reflects that and just doesn’t make fun of someone for having one hit song in America, see also a-ha they are considered a one hit wonder here but had quite a career Europe
Delete@Gary Sargent I am surprised you've never seen Todd In The Shadows as he reviews music and was part of Channel Awesome for nearly a decade.
Delete@Silent Spring I at least know how the One Hit Wonderland on Ju Ju On That Beat will play out.
Before The Hit: They were fetuses
The Big Hit: It sucked
The Failed Followup: There was no follow up.
Did They Ever Do Anything Else: Nope
Did They Deserve Better: GOD NO
OHW on Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)
DeleteBefore The Hit: Who knows, who cares
The Big Hit: It was fucking annoying and stupid
The Failed Followup: A couple of other songs that nobody knows or cares about
Did He Ever Do Anything Else?: Yep, a life sentence
Did He Deserve Better?: FUCK NO
We can also apply this to a lot of 2010s songs done by amateurs. Like Whip My Hair by Willow Smith will go like
DeleteBefore The Hit: Her father is Will Smith
The Big Hit: It was annoying and repetitive
The Failed Followup: 21st Century Girl that only peaked at number 99.
Did She ever do anything else?: Lots of albums and EPs that no one bought or streamed.
Did She Deserve Better: Absolutely Not
I honestly think Andy Grammer and "Honey, I'm Good" deserves a mention, too. It's just a bland, mediocre love song. Although the music is catchy, I'll give him that...
DeleteMonster Party at least started the "Bores N Doors" meme that I could see someone using again on maybe TikTok at some point.
ReplyDeleteHad this weird dream where I was at Chris Bores house and I remember him fixing me cereal and he put milk in a separate bowl for whatever reason (truth to be told, his milk tasted old and outdated by several months) and then I was like "do you have any Sprite, Root Beer, Coke, or Pepsi?" and he lied and said he did, but only had tea and then I was like "You should've said you only had tea" and I further added "No wonder you can't afford soda pop, nobody watches your stupid Irate Gamer shit, anymore" and then I decided I had enough and wanted to leave and I remember in the dream, setting up one of his jokes, but it was done right and I was like "That's how you set up a joke!" and when I finally started to leave his house, he started acting very childish (like a 5 year old) and begged me to not go and even grabbed on my legs. I was like "Wow, you're even worse than I thought! Nobody wants to live with you nor wants to hang out with you!" Later I made a YouTube video explaining the whole ordeal and even said Carlos Mencia is better than Chris Bores or something along those lines. What a weird dream that was!
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I did genuinely laugh at Cousin Joey's reaction to Monster Party. XD
ReplyDeleteWell irate gamer sucks blog readers and commenters I hate to be So melodramatic But I am no longer commenting on this blog. The reason is the deleting of comments. Yes bad day and totally has a right to monitor this section like he feels he wants to or whatever. But I just can’t get behind that anymore. It’s unfair. I feel like I make comments similar though less vitriolic though still perhaps snide or whatever as those of a non-and unknown. It’s not fair. And the same thing applies to people like the biggest MCcheese And pmROOLZ and the like. there’s other reasons I’m against that personally. If someone says something ignorant leave it up there for everyone to see. If if it’s too vitriolic leave it up there and let people read between the lines and decide for themselves whether they agree with the comment or not or ignore it for that matter. Some of you have a hard time taking your own advice of ignoring people. You’ve been getting a little bit better but you engage with the people you seem to think shouldn’t be allowed to comment, and rarely comment on other comments that don’t have anything to do with that, or you make comments and people respond to them and you just stay silent and it’s not like you just have been away from the blog because you need plenty of other comments afterwards. Yes and you guys have been getting a little better about engaging a little more people that engage with your comments. Slightly off-topic for a moment but am I the only one That would like to see this comment section thing of blogs have a thumbs up thumbs down or even a laugh round thumbs up whatever thing like read it or Facebook or any fucking modern website thing. I hate that I feel like I need my fragile little male ego validated by people I don’t know online in the form of clicking things but really wouldn’t be nice to know if people are even working at the things you type with your unique typing styles? Anyhow I’ll try to prevent my usual long-windedness and maybe even edit this after I talking to my phone for clarity, I hope I made my point. I’m going to still read batDan’s articles, but from now on after bores puts out whatever abomination he puts out (or To be fair middling to average video he puts out to be fair he shows bits of improvement here and there) And after I’ve made my own sure do not get many views video take on it. And if I ever get around to making that irate gamer documentary, most likely it will be called Closing Down: An Irate Gamer Dorkumentary (With all due respect to Ben Phillips/Common nonsense media) This blog will be an invaluable source of information that I will give you full credit to and all that fun shit. Well I don’t know if it ever happens, If we get that sweet sweet stimulus money I’ll have my computer online and that’ll probably be a lot easier to do than It is finding a Wi-Fi spot and uploading downloading things on my phone and going home and putting those things on my not online computer but I digress.
ReplyDeleteIt’s been a crazy week. A neighbor/friend of mine dies last Monday I find out about it on Tuesday so I suspected it Monday. A friend of mine, also a neighbor, Started making petty lies about me on Facebook and long story short yesterday I finally drove the final nail in the Coffin of that friendship. And today I do this of course it’s nowhere near as serious as the real life things. And Here’s the awkward segue. Real life. Yes these are real people commenting on the blog but these are just words on a screen. We’re not all in the same room trying to talk over each other or Yell at each other. Nobody’s going to get hurt. You don’t have to make her wear masks because we’re not gathered in the same room we’re just typing right? Be glad for that. Maybe I’m just a socially awkward Virgin loser wedding in my moms basement, but isn’t it actually
better to talk online? When I was driving that final nail in the coffin of my friends friendship, it was a lot better that we did it on Facebook because guess what I could actually say everything I wanted they were words on a screen so they weren’t yelling they were too emotional the person couldn’t tell me I’m not gonna listen to you because you’re too loud you need to be quiet you’re being too emotional but it’s OK for For them to literally cry and cry and you’re listening to everything they say and she’s boo-hoo wing but I’m supposed to abide by her rules of how I should be talking whatever that’s just a small part of it I’ll get back to the point here - Well I guess Niw I’m done with this comments section. Well Take great care of everybody. Some of you have YouTube channels that I’ll be watching. And commenting on I swear I’ll try not to be sarcastic or rude or whatever but if I see any errors or contradictions I will try my best to politely point them out. Small Youtubers need to support each other while they don’t have to but it’s nice isn’t it? What are the last things I want to say is I don’t agree with everything anon or unknown says no I agree with some of Of their opinions even if sometimes they’re a little like I say vitriolic but then again it does make me laugh too so whatever you need to learn to laugh at yourself sure there’s times where people are being dicks and shit but even then it can be good to like read between the lines especially when it’s just words online OK? Anyhow I’m going To comment on a few Things on here and and still check throughout the rest of the day but that’ll be it.
DeleteIt’s weird and kinda sad. I’ve known of this blog and the two aforementioned For roughly the same amount of time. Anyhow, I leave you with these words, paraphrased from Chief Joseph: I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands I will comment no more forever.
Hi Gary. Firstly, I'm sorry to hear about what happened between you and your friend, but it seems like you've dealt with it remarkably well and are responding to it maturely so you have nothing but my respect for that. I want to say I'm sorry if my vitriol towards PM has caused Dan to take measures that make you want to leave, but I don't apologise for what I've seen as wanting to make the comments better overall. You know that old adage of everyone being the hero of their own story? I'm definitely the hero in mine while I'm portrayed as a villain because what I say has good intentions, although it leaves an undeniable wake and the way in which it has to be addressed is going to hurt some feelings. If I hadn;t addressed PM years ago, he'd still be plugging his videos to this day, someone else would have told him, maybe more politely, maybe a hell of a lot ruder. If he'd just responded properly and not defended every action it wouldn;t have escalated...and so on and so on. He can see himself as a hero if he wants, but I don;t think he;s acted in any way to suggest he's done anything other than hide behind someone else's trousers to protect his feelings. No one gets anywhere in life without their feelings hurt, it's about how you pick yourself up and learn from it - exactly what you seem to be doing to reconcile yours and your friends circumstance. You're a good bloke, my favourite of everyone and if I'm ever back over in the US I'll buy you a whisky or 10. Gonna keep watching your channel and supporting it too dude. Rock the fuck on mate.
DeleteThanks man night that’s nice to hear in these bleak times. Next time you watch one of my shitty videos you should leave a comment on one of them and let me know you were that unknown guy. Yeah it sucks that people can’t just leave things as they are and not get too bent out of shape about things. But maybe I’m different I just like seeing what funny shit people can see about me see if they can see anything clever not that I’m popular enough for anything I’m not talking about YouTube necessarily either whether I’m doing a YouTube or making a dumb comment on this blog or the Cinemassacre Truth reddit Which fans in detractors of Cinemassacre Should check out if they have an already. In fact there is at least one I read gamer page on there or read it or whatever they call it perhaps those of us that believe people should be able to speak more freely with all due to respect today and he is allowed to ban or delete comments or motor them or whatever he wants to do, and spark a little life into the particular sub Reddit LOL sorry for advertising another irate gamer related website on here but he isn’t it all about spreading information LOL anyway try checking that out maybe right it’s also more interactive than blogs it’s got the thumbs up in the thumbs down and you can post Memes or video links or what not and you can make your own posts right it’s not all just one person in comments in the comment sectionAnd I don’t mean any of this as an insult to this blog batdan is still good at writing about Chris Boers and tearing him down although I do get the feeling he’s getting a little tired of it LOL. Actually parts of your Vitriolic Typing style remind me of The way bad day and used to write early on when he had so much fun in for Chris boards that he couldn’t help it like Colin childish names and whatnot, Which I took as Attack on the way and Regina reviewers in general talk about things they don’t like. OMG similar type style too early bad then? Hey you’re really Batdan aren’t you unknown? come on I found you Out BatDan, You just put a little British spun on your old typing style. What is the meaning of this? Are you trying to parity board is alleged phony account making or something? LOL seriously yeah thanks man take care nice to know you’re watching my videos hey even if only you only watch 30 seconds of it you give me of you LOL Hopefully this fucking shit makes sense because I’m talking into the thing and my eyes hurt and I’m tired it’s hard to scroll up and down on this website to edit your shit sorry
DeleteHi Gary,
DeleteWholeheartedly agree with your take. Unknown and I were villianized because the hypocrites needed someone to blame when they were faced with their hyopcrisy. Wish you'd still comment, however. You seem to be the reasonable one these hypocrites would take a listen to. You said things I've said but nicer. I don't apologize for anything I've ever said, because people like PM have to hear it the way it is. One day he'll realize Unknown and I were right for the most part, and that he'll finally do some growing up.
Condolences over your friend. We're here for you, bud. And about your other neighbor, good to let that type of person go - don't need that type of friendship in your life.
Hey Gary, I commented here from time to time a while back about how I disagree with a lot about this blog, and tried offering some advice to people. Havent replied for a while, because Im more interested in watching and doing things i enjoy and try and avoid negativity, but i do look back here some times just out of curiousity and to see if people are improving in any of the things I had issues with.
DeleteAnyway, just wanted to say that from any experience ive had looking here, your comments always came across as a lot more objective than most people on here, you give props were they are due, and give your honest and also like you didnt take videos you dont like as personal and take your dislike as far as a lot of other people ive seen here, you seem to take things for what they are a good bit more.
Anyway, sorry I didnt say when I was commenting here a while back, remember you made a comment about a creed analogy I made one time, and I feel bad I didnt respond, or let you know you came across as a decent dude back then.
Sorry to hear about your friend who passed man. And your other neighbour, i know its crap to have people treat you how they did, its still not easy to cut people out, but it is for the best, and i hope you can be happier without all the lies and rubbish you dont deserve.
I’d say more but I’m tired and I just said I was going to get off this damn thing LOL but thanks man I appreciate your kind words
DeleteAnd anonymous thanks a bunch I appreciate it!
DeleteGary, don't blame us for the trolls. They came here to purposely bully us. I got hacked by an IG fanboy because of my Rise & Fall video. They target me, Dan, and Silent Spring because we've told the truth too many times to count! As I said in the previous post, if Dan wasn't doing this blog, I would have most likely taken the mantle to expose Chris Bores.
ReplyDeleteBlaming anyone for trolls is the furthest thing I did. I said that the trolls if that’s what you want to call them or anyone else troll or not shouldn’t have their comments deleted. Like I said I think people statement should be there for others to either ridicule or agree with her not care about or whatever they want to think about it. As someone that can think for myself I find it Condescending that someone needs to choose what I should or should not read. I’m sorry that you got hacked by an IG fan boy because of your rise and fall video but seriously do you have any solid proof other than conjecture that like X amount of people were talking shit and then a little later my channel got hacked? Like for example let’s get a little silly here. Can you make a video say something along the lines of that then Phillips Irate Gamer documentary (And I’m not talking in terms of production quality or any of that bullshit I mean And its ability to verify the veracity of your claims? And I’m not saying I don’t believe you or not to believe you. But to get back to it no I’m not blaming you for the trolls and I don’t consider them trolls and there’s no proof that they’re Chris Boers and just because they have the names anonymous and unknown doesn’t mean they’re being secretive who the fuck is anyone on here hey I even use my real name but who’s to say that’s not a fake name? And seriously don’t think of words on the screen as bullying read between the lines sometimes ignore the harsh language or whatever in the insults and see what they’re really saying sometimes it’s things I agree with and other times it’s things I don’t agree with like the quality of your channel and your voice I actually like your channel I think I’ve told you these things that said I like the things those two guys say. I wasn’t a big fan of big emergency saying the most random shit that had nothing to do with anything but it was kind of weird to see it and he should’ve got his
DeleteWow Close one I knew I was running out of space so I was going to finish the climbing in reply to it and I hit the delete button on accident and I’m like oh shit I hit that backwards button fast enough but anyway to continue where I left off people like prince Mario rulesAnd biggecheezBalls With his comments like hey guys remember VCRs? Well they had laser discs Too Shouldn’t have been deleted parentheses and keep in mind I still do respect that dance right to do what he wants with his blog and when I say should do this or should do that I don’t mean to sound just like bossy as it might sound OK? It’s just my opinion) really when you call things like that bullying it’s insulting to people that have really been bullied by people in real life that they know whether they’re doing it online or not or a fuck even people they don’t know online that are bullying then I’m talking about people
Deletethat are physically beaten by so bad they want to kill them self. Now prince Mario please tell me that anonymous and anon‘s comments and jokes about you and insults don’t cause you to want to and your wife hurt yourself or affect your ability to function day to day. Seriously I hope not and this is no joke but if you feel like that for any reason obviously seek help. To be fair maybe people are too harsh on you when you get older you forget what it’s like to be young don’t wanna take you serious it’s hard sure it’s because you’re young and stupid and you don’t realize it but then again us when we get older we forget that too. But when it’s just this online bullshit like I said read between the
Deletelines ignore it if you don’t want like it it But remember when someone’s asking you a serious question about some thing you cleaned and you just ignore it a lot of people take that as a tacit sign that you either did something wrong or the person asking the question is right. And remember none of that shits important yes you say or similar traits to boars but I don’t think your i’m going to end up being like him for one I don’t know about having a
Delete120 IQ or any of that shit but you’re not fucking stupid I don’t know anything about you or if you have a job or go to college but I’m sure you could go to college and learn some thing even video editing I’m 42 fucking years old oh actually 43 I forgot but I’m thinking of taking video editing or something like that if I can straighten out my financial aid I don’t know if I owe them money for some stupid course I took a few years ago where I didn’t know why but I wanted to do and got frustrated and quit and now I owe the government thousands of dollars but anyway I hope you know what I’m talking about I have to end this right now because my eyeballs hurt I’ve been having arguments for like four days over a phone screen and it’s killing me not to mention the actual contents of the arguments are destroying my mind and I’m not talking about anything on this blog this blog is entirely entertaining but I just felt like I had to take a step back from commenting as of midnight tonight and jJust become a reader and observer of this blog. And I promise I won’t become one of those people that doesn’t comment but reads it and does shitty YouTube videos to insulting the blog and ignoring shit and calling Beartown obsessive and all that nonsense I’m still a fan of it I still like reading bad things articles etc. etc. but yeah sorry I I’ll try to get back in here before midnight to comenbt on the rest of the things I want to (Radio white bass how does making fun of guys like Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity make me racist? I’m white and they are white and I don’t hate them because they’re white I hate them because they seem down on poor people especially how we car they support the Republican side no matter what and to be fair I don’t know anything about left-wing radio host because I can’t find any of them other than NPR and NPR’s in just one guy talking for three or four hours straight Being the same thing)I haven’t even read everything yet but like I said none of this size drain or brain pain as a result of this blog. It’s one of my favorite sources of entertainment and thank all of you for that And one last thing yes I can understand wanting to leave comments were people actually make threats of any actual violence in which case I hope that you would screen capture such comments before he deletes them or anything with racism or sexism or any of those fucking things like that and I’m not talking about jokes or things like that I’m talking about serious shit OK? Anyway I’ll be back later hopefully I don’t pass out before midnight it’s like 815 here can your prince Mario or anyone else ever wants to ask me anything and I hate to make this sound like I’m plugging my channel and trying to get a view but I don’t think I have a community cab on my
DeleteYouTube try checking ohut my channel DMU Nader/death crust punk productions and if you don’t want to give me a cheap free view and you’re on Facebook go to my about tab and go to my channels fb page and Leave a message there preferably on one of the post so I always get an alert and it’ll be in somewhere I can access with my shitty Internet usually and faster LO that are physically beaten by so bad they want to kill them self. Now prince Mario please tell me that anonymous and anon‘s comments and jokes about you and insults don’t cause you to want to and your wife hurt yourself or affect your ability to function day to
Deleteday. Seriously I hope not and this is no joke but if you feel like that for any reason obviously seek help. To be fair maybe people are too harsh on you when you get older you forget what it’s like to be young don’t wanna take you serious it’s hard sure it’s because you’re young and stupid and you don’t realize it but then again us when we get older we forget that too. But when it’s just this online bullshit like I said read between the lines ignore it if you don’t want like it it But remember when someone’s asking you a serious question about some thing you cleaned and you just ignore it a lot of people take that as a tacit sign that you either did something wrong or the person asking the question is right. And remember none of that shits important yes you say or similar traits to boars but I don’t think your i’m going to end up being like him for one I don’t know about having a 120 IQ or any of that shit but you’re not fucking stupid I don’t know anything about you or if you have a job or go to college but I’m sure you could go to college and learn some thing even video editing I’m 42 fucking years old oh actually 43 I forgot but I’m thinking of taking video editing or something like that if I can straighten out my financial aid I don’t know if I owe them money for some stupid course I took a few years ago where I didn’t know why but I wanted to do and got frustrated and quit and now I owe the government thousands of dollars but anyway I hope you know what I’m talking about I have to end this right now because my eyeballs hurt I’ve been having arguments for like four days over a phone screen and it’s killing me not to mention the actual contents of the arguments are destroying my mind and I’m not talking about anything on this blog this blog is entirely entertaining but I just felt like I had to take a step back from commenting as of midnight tonight and jJust become a reader and observer of this blog. And I promise I won’t become one of those people that doesn’t comment but reads it and does shitty YouTube videos to insulting the blog and ignoring shit and calling Beartown obsessive and all that nonsense I’m still a fan of it I still like reading bad things articles etc. etc. but yeah sorry I I’ll try to get back in here before midnight to comenbt on the rest of the things I want to (Radio white bass how does making fun of guys like Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity make me racist? I’m white and they are white and I don’t hate them because they’re white I hate them because they seem down on poor people especially how we car they support the Republican side no matter what and to be fair I don’t know anything about left-wing radio host because I can’t find any of them other than NPR and NPR’s in just one guy talking for three or four hours straight Being the same thing)I haven’t even read everything yet but like I said none of this size drain or brain pain as a result of this blog. It’s one of my favorite sources of entertainment and thank all of you for that And one last thing yes I can understand wanting to leave comments were people actually make threats of any actual violence in which case I hope that you would screen capture such comments before he deletes them or anything with racism or sexism or any of those fucking things like that and I’m not talking about jokes or things like that I’m talking about serious shit OK? Anyway I’ll be back later hopefully I don’t pass out before midnight it’s like 815 here can your prince Mario or anyone else ever wants to ask me anything and I hate to make this sound like I’m plugging my channel and trying to get a view but I don’t think I have a community cab on my YouTube try checking out my channel DMU Nader/death crust punk productions and if you don’t want to give me a cheap free view and you’re on Facebook go to my about tab and go to my channels fb page and Leave a message there preferably on one of the post so I always get an alert and it’ll be in somewhere I can access with my shitty Internet usually and faster LOL
DeleteThis is the last time I am going to address this but the reason people like Annonymous and Unknown keep getting their comments deleted is because they are being complete dicks to me and other readers like Radio White Base and Silent Spring. Gary Sargent has said similar things but the way he presents them is a lot more constructive and less name calling and that's why he doesn't get his comments deleted. Also despite what Anonymous claims this is NOTHING like what Chris Bores does. Chris deletes ANY commenter that even slightly disagrees with him. What Dan is trying to do is not have every blog post have a bunch of comments from trolls and Annonymous here to spew insults (which I'll repeat is the MAIN reason his comments keep getting deleted). I know Anonymous and Unknown apparently find enjoyment in picking fights with us but stop getting completely butthurt once your comments get deleted. That's my take on this subject.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your observations on my typo riddled incoherent typing style prince Mario
DeleteOn the topic of RWB - I'd be careful about defending him blindly. If the guy doesn't give off serious high school shooter vibes with his INCEL induced seething posts about nobody paying attention to him, the diaper fetish thing really should be a red flag. I don't begrudge many fetishes or kinks, whatever floats your boat is cool man, but the diaper fetish thing has too many similarities to a more predatory lifestyle on minors who can't consent that it just makes me shiver to think about. The way he tried to slyly tell us all about it a couple of years ago, then threw a hissy fit when actually confronted on it, then just started posting alt-right bullshit since then all adds up to not just an annoying but overall tolerable commentor such as yourself PM, but someone to seriously watch out for. That's my warning on it, just looking out for you all.
DeleteOh my God I understand if you’re all gonna think I’m a big giant hypocrite here And I’m going to lose what little shred of credibility I had,But hey there’s a little Chris Bores inside all of us right?but I had to respond to this one I just noticed this: “ Chris deletes ANY commenter that even slightly disagrees with him.” Chris deletes ANY commenter that even slightly disagrees with him.” Chris USED TO delete ANY commenter that disagrees with him. The only comment he has deleted that I’m aware of i.e. I may be wrong, is the one that Dan made on his stupid ghost video. And I imagine he deleted that out of embarrassment maybe he realized how ridiculous his response was. And sure that’s not like really cool but for someone like Chris that does show a little change, It shows that at least he wasn’t proud of it or something unlike his opening up video and E begging the spoofwhich are still up there in all its fucking glory hanging out like a rotten testicle when you consider his new-found “fwiendsheep” w/James The lazy ass lying (paraphrasing from his fucking dragon quest video: (after pimping for product that is Part of the same franchise put out by the company that paid for him to pimp their shit as the video’s subject) “ok Now that the ads over the video begins. From here on it’s not an ad” fucking bullshit Mr. Film Curator! Have fun making more money so crustyJusty Can buy even more expensive and anatomically correct Gengar fuck dolls). Ok back on topic: It’s videos now have all kinds of negative comments well not as Mini as he used to maybe but there’s still a few up there even 10 that one correct his mistake about the Star Wars arcade game not coming home. Of course on that same comment section he didn’t turn my comment about all the mistakes he made about those games not having continues all those fucking games have continues that he talks it mentions her shows during that segment
DeleteGod dammit my phone died and I lost all kinds of shit so you’re lucky cause I don’t feel like typing or talking all shit again and I can’t remember half that shit anyway so I’ll make this quick hopefully because I’m fucking tired my eyes hurt I think I need fucking glasses (I I decided to stop commenting on this blog just as much is for my eyes as to stand in solidarity with those who have comments deleted Old schoolChris Bores style (sarcasm)) hopefully dollar store reading glasses are good enough because I don’t feel like having to scrounge up money I don’t have (Main ecare won’t pay for eyeglasses what the fuck is that shit huh? But I guess I Swayze welfare bums can’t be choosers) LOL but anyway you don’t need to lie or exaggerate about things Chris used to do or does he is bad enough without exaggeration: ghost bullshit, George Floyd thing the mistakes in his videos because he His egotistical Facebook ramblings. And probably the worst thing of all because it targets young children with mush brains And all of us here hardly ever even mention this: Pubta fucking Steve. I hope I made my point and didn’t forget some thing that makes this look incomplete or whatever but I think U get the point. Oh one last one “ Also despite what Anonymous claims this is NOTHING like what Chris Bores does.” Anonymous is correct. It is nothing like white crystals because Chris doesn’t even do it anymore it might be like what Chris used to do but not anymore so your argument is totally false prince Mario come on Dude. Anyway, that’s it. I really am going to talk try to take a break from commenting on this. Just as much because my eyes need a serious rest or something. I think just doing some reading won’t be too bad but all this fucking typing and talking in the talking thing shit fucking go slow and sometimes it looks like it’s deleting everythingBut then it comes back but it’s Replaced a bunch of correct words with fucking nonsense even words that aren’t fucking English. If this voice recognition thing is really accurate I must sound like a fucking idiot LOL I hope not. Anyway and I think I need to take a break and come here. Not to whine or bitch or look for sympathy or get too personal on this thing but so in addition to my neighbor/Friend dying (and he was In his 70s not in the greatest health so it wasn’t too shocking but It’s starting to settle in That I’m not gonna go sit on the porch all day smoking Marijuana (he never referred to it as pot or weed or anything either potter anything other than marijuana) & Watching the fucked up drunken junkie losers stroll through the fucking neighborhood (Excuse me gaminghood) and listen to him tell stories that I’m pretty sure were largely bullshit but I’m sure I’m going to miss listening to those fucking stories) And finding out my other friend/mneighbor’s colors this bitch probably caused me to get beaten by two fucking assholes with fucking shovels what the fuck, Amongst other fucking stupid bullshit), Having my SSI hearing tomorrow over the phone (shit make that today it’s past midnight ) with no lawyer and my caseworker totally fucked up he was supposed to help me and go over what maybe I should say or what questions they might ask but the past three days in a row she had reasons to cancel and here it is tomorrow at 8:30 I’m doing this all by my fucking self thanks a lot fucking caseworker) , waiting To hear from a doctor so I can go to hours away to a hospital so I can get a colonoscopy and an Endo scopic special ones they can’t do up here so, I can find out I ,hope you’re not eating, What’s the deal with this mass of ulcerated mucosa in my rectum. (Can you see why I don’t get Too worked up over Boris you can find points to defend him on
Deleteeven? He’s never punched me in the balls hit me with a shovel and then yell faggot at me 50 times while I’m just trying to go somewhere amongst other things) so on top of all this shit and some shit I don’t even feel like revealing here not yet anyway. So on top of all that shit today I get a friend request from someone I accept it usually I don’t except random friend request but this person was at least for me and so I said what the fuck in friended them. I look at their page the first post reveals that this is a daughter that my (Dead for 20 years, please save your sympathies, this sounds cold but it was a long time ago to me and I have a lot of hate and resentment towards my mother go figure just like any fucking modern whiny fucking motherfucker but thank you and you can save your sympathies for my other problems as well well you can rest in peace my dear neighbor all you want, like for example that shit with my bitch neighbor she was totally wrong and I was right but I shouldn’t have pushed the issue I should’ve just dropped it but then again I did find out what a fucking rotten bitch he really is One of my friends that only met her fairly recently the moment she met her she said she doesn’t trust her it took me a while to see it but now I do anyway)mother put up for adoption seven years Before I was born (and she already had three children that she didn’t put up for adoption at the time, and I don’t even know those three siblings and one of them is dead thanks for your sympathies I appreciate it but I didn’t really know him in fact I didn’t know him).(and To be complete I also h
Deleteave my full brother who is two years younger than me)Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing finding this out that you have a sister you didn’t know about, But I will you know if that very day I was talking to my friend about my mother talking about shit she did my grievances with her. Now I have a sister I haven’t talk to her too much yet but it’s gonna be hard to fucking tell this woman that or my mother was so wonderful Wawa not be honest I don’t know. Even Even having to talk to her about my mother side I was really shaken up by that. Anyhow that’s it for now, if you see me Comment on this thing again anytime soon like say in the next two weeks let’s say, chew my fucking hypocrite ass out OK? I’d say delete my comments if I make then from this point on word but don’t leave them up there for everyone to see my lies in hypocrisy so they can call me out on it or say whatever the fuck they want freedom of speech baby wasn’t that what this fucking dumb country was supposedly, Freedom of speech isn’t just freedom of speech it’s freedom to read other peoples ideas and comment on them and have opinions on them. And I don’t actually think this but let’s pretend anonymous in unknown are saying shit that’s totally in the red or whatever they wanna call it. If it’s really that bad shouldn’t people be allowed to see their ignorance with their own eyes? And in more real life situations we should allow hate speech it’s horrible yes. But by those fuckers( and remember I’m not talking about a non-or unknown here) Running their mouth about their bullshit we know what they are all about. Would you rather would say the KKK would go completely underground in silence so we don’t know what they’re doing? I know that analogy might’ve been a little clumsy but I hope you get what I’m getting at. CalledGo to my videos and spam them with hate comments(Thinly Veiled attempt at Getting views and engagement so I can gain favor with dem funky reggae algoriddims mon, And achieve fame and fortune and reap the rewards of mountains of cocaine (fucking gross) and high-class hookers (ehhhh) that go with it. Don’t worry when I hit it big I’ll be sure to do my best to raise up the channels of anyone on this blog, hey anonymous & unknown quick start YouTube channels and get on this gravy train LOL, straight to the top with me. Don’t worry guys someday we Will be running things around this bitch and I’m not talking about this blog. Batdan can keep his blog but he’s going right there with us baby. Hey it’s nice to dream once in a while isn’t it?
DeleteOff topic but I got my first COVID shot today. I strongly recommend you get it once you are eligible.
ReplyDeleteThis article made me think about why on earth a 21 year old would be getting the vaccine so early: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/18/6cm-tall-man-offered-covid-vaccine-after-nhs-blunder-liam-thorp?fbclid=IwAR12k1tMsoUcjwm9uTfSGbwX48JEkpex6dKyNT1Ea19nrl8YFWoUWyUbpLI
DeleteAre you teeny tiny, massively fat or do you lead a charmed life in every aspect of your life where a bubble is formed around you at the expense of literally everyone else?
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DeleteSo, off-topic, but....... Pyra and Mythra!
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I don't care for the characters myself (I've never played xenoblade and I'm weary of sword characters in Smash), but I'm happy for y'all anyway.
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ReplyDeleteI still think the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Flintstones game is sweet.
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