Friday, March 15, 2013

Blob-for-Brains Talks About Green Blob While Drinking Green Blob-Like Milkshake Substitute

Shambling in like an Irish drunk, it’s a new I Rate the 80’s video! It’s a short one too so this post will probably be a quick read.

What’s he going to talk about this time? A fast food mascot. We’ve got food!
Specifically, Uncle O’Grimacey, the short-lived green Grimace used to promote McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes, a green mint-flavored shake only sold around St. Patrick’s Day. Meaning, it’s a holiday episode everyone. Joyous…

Also, if there’s a chance of him doing a terrible Irish accent, I apologize in advance to all my Irish readers. If you exist.

0:01 - 0:20: The intro plays as usual, when suddenly the “80’s” becomes “70’s”, the background goes green, and Irish music begins playing. The fuck? Didn’t see that coming! Unless I read the description before watching this. Still, this is new.

Yes, Uncle O’Grimacey was created in 1977, which is strange that he’d “change it up” since the TMNT cereal was released in 1990, and the Bud Bowl may have started in 1989 but most of the campaigns took place during the 90’s. Seems a tad inconsistent.

Also, IG has an Uncle O’Grimacey shirt.

0:20 - 0:59: We cut to an old McDonald’s commercial (don’t be too excited, I imagine the modern stock footage will be back next time) as IG gives a history lesson. Nothing too horrid so far…
He brings up one commercial for the shakes had the Grimace drinking so many that he turned green. Then we cut to IG’s TV with the commercial footage imposed on it, complete with the time code on the bottom of it. Now that just looks awkward. You couldn’t have just edited it to you watching the commercial?
In fact, that’s exactly what the next shot is. Then a badly animated Grimace with an MS Paint face floats in, KNOCKS IG HEADFIRST into the table and steals his Shamrock Shake. Jeez, that’s a bit violent. Did the Grimace scare you as a kid or something? You put him in your Resident Evil 5 video as a bad jump scare, and here you make him a violent asshole that uses mob techniques to get his milkshakes. It’s not even funny either.

Oh and IG somehow finds a shamrock on his floor. Even though they’re plants, and they grow outside. Is his floor made of grass now?

0:59 - 1:50: “Then in 1974” That’s the wrong year. I said it earlier but he was created in 1977, a few years off. Maybe that’s why Bores changed it to “I Rate the 70’s” for this episode, because he thinks it’s earlier than it really is.

He shows various commercials with the green blob monster,  then points out that “if this voice sounds familiar” and refers to a cartoon with some yellow thing in a cowboy hat. Okay, who is this? What is this character’s name? What’s the voice actor’s name? What’s this about? Explain it Chris! If you’re trying to be “educational” and make a comparative reference, it helps that you provide some names. You can’t just show this thing and expect everyone to get it, especially when it looks like it’s from the 70’s, and most of your fans were born after 1999.
You can make all the shitty Family Guy jokes you want Chris, but when you go “If this is familiar, then it’s because of this” and show a character you expect us to know without explaining it, then you fail as a reviewer! How have you been doing this for nearly six years and YOU STILL DON’T GET IT!

If someone shows a movie/TV/game clip as a response to what they’re talking about (like as a snaky comment or running gag) then that’s different.

Of course, this prompts another “character walks in joke” with that yellow thing walking in on IG and he flicks him away. Of course……..

1:51 - 2:15: IG mentions various Uncle O’Grimacey merch and lists some of it off, then he gets interrupted by Lucky the Lucky Charms Leprechaun adding his jingle to it. You mean the same Lucky Charms you claim has been ruined? This is the second main video in a row where you referenced Lucky Charms, are you trying to tell us something?

He reaches the end and note how O’Grimacey was phased out along with other McDonaldland characters, but that’s a story for another episode. I imagine it will be out the same time as that Kinnikuman Nisei episode you promised, or that Simpsons NES games review, or that Castlevania review, or that Deadly Towers review. Boy he has a lot of empty promises.

We get to his rating. He barely remembers O’Grimacey but since McDonaldland is nostalgic, it gets an “Overload”. Oh look, the same logic he applied to the TMNT cereal. “It wasn’t very good, but TMNT is awesome”. What’s odd is that he says O’Grimacey was phased out by the 80’s, and if he believes his 1974 claim, then Bores would have been… one when he disappeared.

The video ends with IG telling everyone to “Shamrock it up” and he drinks from his shake and turns green.

That was… bothersome.
When it wasn’t boring, it was wrong or vague, two of the worst things you can do as a reviewer. I’d say he slapped this together just to get something out before Sunday, but there was three bits of animated characters and knowing how lazy he is, this was probably weeks in the making. Then again, he had Shamrock Shakes in the video. Feh, I don’t know or care anymore.
This really should have been about the entirety of McDonaldland. It might have had more substance to it. Oh who am I kidding? It would have been just as bad.

At least he didn't attempt a bad Irish accent on-screen.

297 comments:

  1. "At least he didn't attempt a bad Irish accent on-screen."

    STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS

    on another note, I can officially say Egon eagle doesn't give a shit what general wild dog things so I'm still free to help the wiki.

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  2. The yellow thing is Timer from the Time For Timer PSAs, because Family Guy. Where did he get the commercials?

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  3. For those who'd like to know, the voice actor in question is the late Lennie Weinrib.

    He was not only the voice of Uncle O'Grimacey and Timer, he voiced H. R. Pufnstuf, and oh, one other thing: He wrote every episode of H.R Pufnstuf,

    I think I just took two minutes to give more cool info than Chris did in the hours it took to produce that whole video. Your mileage may vary.

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    1. I think Lennie was also the original voice of Scrappy-Doo, but I might be wrong.

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    2. I love how this comment section provides me more info than all iRate the 80's episodes combined.

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    3. Lennie Weinrib also did the voice of Lenny Warthog on "Kissyfur".

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  4. Thank you guys. See this is the type of stuff Bores needs to mention if he wants to be taken seriously.

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  5. I agree with u on doing the whole Mcdonaldland idea. I mean, that world actually got a cartoon. It was only released as VHS tapes for happy meal prizes. Those would make a great review. Not that Bores would be able to credibly review it. Sigh, I got to watch 3 new episodes of Marble hornets before he made a legit new episode. That is sad Bores, just sad. Sorry, he gets me so riled up I go off tangent.

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  6. My word, this was trite. A video based on a fast food mascot I've never heard of with references I don't understand. I agree that these out of context references don't mean anything if the bulk of his audience doesn't get them; or anyone else for that matter. I really don't think Family Guy is a good comedy model to follow anymore. I liked it before its 2005 cancellation, but it's been pretty lackluster since its renewal. I'm also not very keen on Seth McFarlane's other shows (American Dad and The Cleveland Show). People have said that Ted movie he just made is more like pre-2005 cancellation Family Guy then post, but I haven't seen it. I'm also thinking that given nothing has materialized for Ultimate Muscle (I personally hope he stays away from it given how bad the Kinnikuman episode was); I can bet that G1 Transformers episode isn't happening. Anyway, still working on moving; added Pokémon Rumble U to my anticipated games this year (it may have the aura of Skylanders, but the Wii U and the game have more to offer than that), and looking forward to Transformers Prime Beast Hunters starting next week. Of the BH figures, I'm after Voyager Optimus Prime and Predaking, and Deluxe Wheeljack, Smokescreen, Bumblebee, Lazerback and Ripclaw. I'm also thinking I could get a few of the Zhong Jin KO G1 figures (I have a picture of the catalog nipped from TFwiki.net) and do a look at the G1 toys/cartoon for the franchise's 30th anniversary next year.

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    1. What is "trite"? You mean tripe right?

      I thought the episode was quite good, in terms of time, Chris' shorter episodes that are scripted are on average better.

      I do agree Lennie Weinrib is far more famous for voicing Scrappy-Doo and H.R. Hufenstuf. But that is Chris assuming his audience is entirely made up of American generation X-ers.

      But this time around, you should applaud Chris for turning out a better quality video.

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    2. I suppose, but I am going by the Oxford definition of "trite". Also, I am pleased to make your acquaintance for the first time, Guru Larry. If I were to watch this based on Dan's information, I suppose it's not the worst he's produced from this series (that would be a toss-up between Masters of the Universe, Kinnikuman, Colorforms, or TMNT comics). Bores has given me some unintentional amusement depending on how bad a certain video is.

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    3. To be fair, this certainly wasn't his worst video, but it still had problems. Par for the course really.

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  7. Guys just shut the hell up about him and leave him alone. He is doing what all of us do at some time or another, and that is TRYING, TRYING to get a video out so he can keep a stable fan base, TRYING not to be a plagiarist like you IDIOTS claim he is, and TRYING to put his own spin on it.

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    1. Sorry you can't play the Chris Bores is the victim card. He cashed it for a soda four years ago. Even now it doesn't work since he continues to ignore his fanbase.

      "TRYING to get a video out so he can keep a stable fan base"

      He doesn't want a stable fanbase and Irate the 70s isn't even the show people care about. It also doesn't help that the video is once again less than 3 mins long. I'm not saying Chris could do a turnabout, its just that he's had a long time to do just that and his work ethic practically conforms to previous years.

      "TRYING not to be a plagiarist like you IDIOTS claim he is"

      Now that's just hurtful, plagiarism is the least of Bore's problems. Plagiarism only gets brought up if it was actually in the subject material. Chris's later videos are too short have too little effort and thus don't contain ripped or stolen material. Therefore we don't make many plagiarism accusations.

      "TRYING to put his own spin on it"
      So can you name Chris Bore's creative style? We certainly can, and no we don't think it adds positive quality to his work. When you refer to creative style, you generally mean a method for success. Chris's current spin is not good and its rather ironic that you don't want us to critic his spin since that would actually him refine his creative style.

      "Guys just shut the hell up about him and leave him alone"

      You do realize that Chris Bores is both a fictional and non-fictional character? We're reviewing his material not making low punch cyberharassment! How would you feel if I took liberties describing your behavior?

      Hell I think I'm wasting my time... Am I?

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    2. ...As opposed to putting videos out on a schedule, with content that reflects the name Irate GAMER, based on a subject that he actually cares about (i.e., NOT video games).

      You also seem to forget that the plagiarism is the least of his problems these days. No, it's bad writing, acting, editing, scheduling, etc, as well as his ignorance, that are the main problems.




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    3. Sorry, Ultra, the last message was in response to Meyers.

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    4. Well, he certainly is not TRYING to get is damn facts straight, something which would cost him maybe 5 minutes on wikipedia.

      Seeing that he apparently never double-checks his infos in all those months he needs for these videos is not TRYING, it's HALF-ASSING it.

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    5. No problem J-Dog =)

      I wonder what percentage of Irate Gamer's fanbase could be labeled as misguided and what percentage could be labeled as in it for lulz?

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    6. Austin's just a fanboy, leave him to rot. Hopefully he'll 'level up' to being a COD fanboy, then a Mass Effect fanboy. Same substance-free defense mechanisms as those other examples.

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    7. @Notorious B.I.G.O.T.:

      I'm aware of the weird stuff COD fanboys do, but what do ME fanboys do?

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    8. @ Doresh:

      Mostly with the ME3 endings I suppose. The flame for this wasn't even done one year later.

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    9. Actually, no, I am not a fanboy, I respect IG, AVGN, and NC equally. I just think that a blog that slams even a single person down is sick and disgusting. I was once put in the same boat myself when people called my blog's written reviews "a ripoff of the nostalgia critic" when in reality, I did what I loved doing. As for not having a set schedule, a lot of people try to stay away from that, such as myself when I am working on video reviews such as my review of the Aladdin film and stage musical, and my retrospective on Power Rangers as a whole in honor of the 20th anniversary. True, we call people plagiarists for reviewing the same games and whatnot, but when you think about it, is there really a rule stating "only one person can review this game?"

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    10. @Austin myers

      "I just think that a blog that slams even a single person down is sick and disgusting."

      This is incredibly hypocritical since this means you don't like any review or critical analysis in any way shape or form. I believe you should rephrase this line especially since Irate Gamer is called Chris Bores in and out of fiction. So lines that state "Chris is a dumbass" could mean the person or the character.

      "I did what I loved doing"

      Again, you should rephrase this otherwise you come off as I love what I do, but no, you can't do what you love to do.

      "True, we call people plagiarists for reviewing the same games and whatnot, but when you think about it, is there really a rule stating "only one person can review this game?""

      We have already discussed and gone through the motions of establishing this. If we were stupid dumb AVGN fanboys, we would find wisdom in this statement, but since we're not, its kinda too late and unwarranted; especially since that none of us call plagiarism based off of reviewing the same material but rather copied or mimicked lines.

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  8. It's odd how Chris seems to randomly improve in one factor while degrade in others. The subject matter of this one seemed decent enough, a mascot that's relatively unremembered. He then follows up by completely failing to take advantage of it.

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    1. At least the guy is improving in creating his own style. It took years for the Nerd and Critic to finalize and cement their own style if you think about it.

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  9. By the way, I feel obligated to share this will everyone here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuWlw6mrwQA&feature=em-comment_reply_received&lch=email_reply&lc=9r54c-NkZS5CVcq5pW-O6EKekeH8QUkrs9x1i96qbB0

    Unrelated yes, but I so thoroughly want these guys to get at least to the hundreds in subscribers.

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    1. Can't watch it right now, but if it is anything like Sage's late Masterpiece Fanfiction Theater, I'm already sold XD

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    2. It's more loose though. I instantly loved it when they tackled the crap storm of a creepypasta known as Sonic.exe.

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  10. Sorry for bringing this up again, but I just want to make sure people who didn't see the previous post's comments are made aware...

    Darkstalkers Ressurection was just released on XBLA and PSN, and it's sales will determine whether we get an actual sequel, so if you like 2D Capcom fighters, PLEASE buy it! And then convince your friends to buy it! Every little bit counts!

    OK, that's outta my system... for now. :p

    Back on topic, another ho-hum piece of crap from the Boresmeister. Great overview Batdan! :D

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  11. Oookay, so if he isn't overexplaining a joke (like "ROB-o-cop"), he's not explaining it at all Oo ?

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  12. This blog does indeed have Irish readers, I am one of them!

    Anyhow, when are you guys gonna hop back into the Delorean and come back to 2013? Wait... come BACK? You guys never left 2007!

    One irrelevant thing to mention, if I'm ever to agree with anyone on this blog it's with Skyrunner14. Go and buy Darkstalkers Resurrection! I want a new Darkstalkers damn it!



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    1. @Brandon Regan
      We need more plutonium, also we need Vespasian gas to run the engine. You can't tribute resources in starcraft so we're pretty much stranded there. Besides, if you have a delorean with working engine why don't you travel to the year 2100, pick the plans for free infinite energy and come back stinking rich?

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    2. Hey, a fellow Darkstalkers fan! *high fives Brandon* :D

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    3. @Brandon
      Also I think Bores has eaten our Delorean.

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  13. So yeah, Karbia Yuan did a journal on dA a long time ago. It's about a rant about the internet. I don't talk about his avatar.
    Anyway, here's the link:
    http://chotetsumaru.deviantart.com/art/Top-5-Things-about-the-Web-RL-that-PISS-ME-OFF-355451303

    He mentioned that 'Liquid' Karbia is 'bastardizing' his video. Except that he doesn't even edited your old videos. All he did was uploading your old video and he left unedited. He mentioned my blog too, but he did revealed the name of my blog. Which is odd since one of his fans, Raging-Banebou found my post about KY. But he didn't went butthurt. :/

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    1. *looks at journal*

      5 - "Holding no grudges against criticism"

      HA! Knowing his false-flagging fest on YouTube, that's a blatant lie.

      And he doesn't like being called a "Weeaboo"? What. A. Fucking. Hypocrite. Given his major obsession with Japanese culture...

      Man, Karbia needs help. Badly. He just likes living in his own fantasy world like Chris Bores, doesn't he?

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    2. "1 - Looks like I've saved the best for last - JEALOUS, UNTALENTED, CONTRADICTIVE & BUTTHURT TROLLS!"

      Sheesh Karbia, if you want people to take you seriously, keep it classy and stop typing your words in caps. It doesn't make you sound intimidating in any way.

      Also, you are the last person to call out someone for being untalented and butthurt. :/

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    3. Love how Karbia tries to act like he's the unsung hero in all this. He says he is a counter-troll (that's essentially what his diary is trying to paint himself as) but he acts unprovoked, believes escape pods are real and can't write a full train of coherent thought. The saying "he who fights monsters" would have applied here but Karbia was already the monster. How the heck does this guy function in society?

      "JEALOUS, UNTALENTED, CONTRADICTIVE & BUTTHURT TROLLS"

      Just take any Piter N. DeVries-Takei comment... any single one. That is my rebuttal.

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    4. Well, speaking of that, I almost forgot about that.

      "1.JEALOUS, UNTALENTED, CONTRADICTIVE& BUTTHURT TROLLS!"

      First off, I'm not jealous of you. Who the hell would be jealous of you, anyway? Secondly, I can draw better than you. (But compare to any other fanartist, My art is decent.) Third of, I have no idea what contradictive means. Finally, I'm not butthurt. You're the one who's butthurt.

      Ah, I like the fact that peoples who're butthurt won't admit that they're butthurt. Take a look at LordStarScream89. Who's a woman who had intense hatred of MLP. I did riffed her MLP rant on my blog.

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    5. "Contradictive" - means you claim you don't like something, but in reality, you actually do

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    6. Does this mean that he thinks 'trolls' claimed they don't like him, but they actually do? I don't really like him a bit at all unlike his fans. Karbia Yuan is really creepy...

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    7. It can also mean the other way around, too, with that word... :-)

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  14. Hmm, given the rough time frame of O’Grimacey's disappearance and Bores' birth, I like to think that OGrimacey was killed (possibly Mafia style) and reincarnated as Bores shortly after.

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  15. Irate Gamer's fans are idiots, I posted about how little videos he puts out and everyone mentions avgn. What's it gotta do with him?

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    1. That's because a good chunk of IG's fanbase always has to bring up the whole plagiarism thing, because they want to draw attention from IG's real problems and/or believe that IG critics are jealous AVGN fanboys.

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    2. Ya know, it is possible to like both equally.

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    3. @austin myers

      That was the not the point being stressed. We know you can like both, but when every someone criticizes the work of IG, its always "stop being an AVGN fanboy" in response. Please read the comments first.

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  16. We keep getting more information about Bores personal life! This from Lady Buggin, "Actually Christopher's side kick is Eric (the wise sage) and his girlfriend, Nicole & kids. I'm just Christopher's momma'z. Problem?"

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    1. I swear eventually she is going to get her whole family's identities stolen.

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    2. Is Eric still in the show? Maybe it's due to Chris taking forever to make episodes, but he hasn't appeared in ages.

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    3. I had thought that Eric and Chris had a falling out, but apparently they are still friends. The last time Eric was in a Irate Gamer video was in the RoboCop videos.

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  17. So instead of making an actual irate gamer video, he continues to lie about his next videos and releasing shitty-ass "filler". At this point, I'd like to think that he's given up on his youtube channel and his attempts to keep his viewers, but the sad truth seems to be that he honestly believes this is what the remains of his fanbase want. Fuck Chris Bores and fuck his claims of reviews taking months to make.

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  18. LadyBuggin777 Posted a comment:

    "LOL so I guess your years and years of typing paragraph after paragraph about IG meant you never took him seriously? Oh, Danny-boy, the irony! lmao ~"

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    1. It's possible to not take someone seriously, as it were, and yet to type up paragraphs about them. See: most people mocking otherkin, multiple systems, etc.

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    2. That reminds me of a typical argument from LB and CC. Accuse them of having no life because they spend a large chunk of time defending IG, and they'll immediately bring up how BatDan spends day after day writing about IG. Yeah, 'cause writing a few posts a month and occasionally coming on to respond to his readership sure does take days and is without a doubt eating his life away.

      Last month we got 3 posts, 2 of which where just small updates. What is BatDan just frozen in between posts?

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    3. I hope not. Being frozen would really put a damper on things.

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    4. of course you can just yell "I WAS FROZEN TODAY"

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    5. Bores and his fans wouldn't get that reference since Suburban Commando is a bit too grown up for them. At best, he'd have to shout "This is not over! Bears!"

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    6. Well I suppose being frozen in Carbonite might be fun once just for the lulz.

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  19. Well, I have to say, Bores sure has done a good job pissing away the year so far. It's funny, you'd think he would be making a lot of content after the little bit of praise he got from his spoof video.

    Speaking of which, as of now, after 7 months, it only has 96,000 views. That's worse than an IG episode. Also, Chris (In an extremely unwise move) left a series of comments on one of Archfiend's videos. Going by the responses he received, it seems people didn't exactly fall for his opportunistic shit.

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    1. Archfiend's video where he thanks IG for the shout out and discusses the NC returning.

      We get some irrelevant arguments where people call him a hack, but for the most part people are just calling him a hypocrite and criticising him for being an opportunist.

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  20. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "As far as the same grammar, well I did raise Christopher, hence the similarities. Not uncommon for families to share the same language patterns and tones of voices, among other similarities. Please claim more unfacts, DarklyinDarknessGH. You are hysterical when you are wrong ~"

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    1. "Not uncommon for families to share the same language patterns and tones of voices, among other similarities"

      Well that does make sense, Ladybuggin and Irate Gamer are both jackasses. Too bad that in terms of moral conduct and cyberlanguage families DO NOT share their full moral values or internet grammar and spelling. Unless Linda wants to suggest that Linda is typing these comments right in front of Chris Bores for him to learn via observational learning.

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    2. As far as I'm concerned, Buggin's just a sockpuppet of his, so that makes even more sense they'd be similar.

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    3. So, this is why the 50-something woman has the same grammar style and syntax as her ignoramus of a son. I'm personally still trying to come to terms with the fact that she's the real deal and not a Norman Bores like I first thought.

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  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D39WaVrM-Q

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    1. Someone was going on CC's channel and calling him Joe. Still, we can't just assume that is CC.

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    2. The guy took the address from a comment posted on here and looked it up and that's the name of the guy that came up. Plus from what I've read of his comment section,he basically has already admitted it was him when after the comment with the link showing the address,he replied that the people here were stalking and later got on one of his sock accounts and told some other guy that attacking him with that info was pretty low,even though it was someone else that was talking to him.

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    3. that was my comment. and I updated the paste to reflect this confirmation of the dox in question

      http://pastebin.com/y3mn8qcB

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    4. Hey wasn't that the idiot who edited the Irate Gamer wiki pages removing lines that actually explained the plot while leaving in the humor? oh wait it is!

      So Batdamn thinks we were stalking first... when we found out who he was because he attacked an initiative and I wanted to know who IP address 68.51.85.3 was (I assumed there would at least be one major Irate Gamer player humping the wiki). Its not stalking when you give due cause to track you idiot. No wonder he immediately commented that we resorted to stalking right after we found his address. He's scared shitless!

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    5. lol I know. he tries to hide it, but he's pissed off and scared at the same time.

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    6. I can't help but wonder how people like that manage to get married. Maybe she doesn't know the kinds of things he says and does on the Internet? Someone should tell her. I mean, the guy's pretty unhinged judging from his comments. She should be warned.

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    7. Which makes him even BETTER of a human being! /sarcasm

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  22. DokieOnMahCar posted a comment:

    "lol that still doesn't make Chris Bores any better, he still makes shit and unoriginal content, his humor is still dry and unfunny, he still can't take criticism, he's deleted several of my comments just for criticizing his video and I didn't even fucking mention the AVGN at all, and then the fucker blocked me. Hell it takes him 2 months just to post a video that he "worked hard on". Although I can agree that he has redeemed himself from the total piece of lying shit that he was in the past."

    IrateGamer responds:

    "you have to do some pretty serious shit talking or threatening to even be considered to be blocked on my channel, so don't pull that I'm all innocent bullshit. Most the negative comments are left alone. In the same token i dare you to write the name "irate gamer" on any of avgn's pages and see what happens. I have my reasons why I didn't mention him and he knows why."

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    1. Of course, this comment got thumbed down out the ass.

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    2. "you have to do some pretty serious shit talking or threatening to even be considered to be blocked on my channel"

      I got blocked for saying I didn't believe LadyBuggin777 was really his mother. I guess that's "serious shit talking"

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    3. @Shaolin Dave:

      I got blocked for pointing out that the Magnavox Odyssey game "Dogfight" has you fight against the Red Baron, which seems a bit more awesome than fighting generic Nazis.

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    4. So I guess "serious shit" constitutes anything that disagrees with him, even if it's politely written and genuinely well-meaning. So really, what's new?

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    5. Has anyone noticed that Irate Gamer started to respond to people a lot more around the time he released his shout-out video? And only during that time? He quickly became quiet again when the next video came out.

      It would be a lot more interesting to see him and his mother both be regular participants in discussion.

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  23. Something wrong with Comment Email Subscription?

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  24. Anybody know how to contact Jacob AKA TheRetardGamer?

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    1. Nope sorry. At the very least I don't know.

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  25. There is a gigantic flame war going on in Constantine Chernobyl's comment box. anyone here want to pour gas? (anyone who doesn't want to, doesn't have to) I'm personally enjoying CC's fat jokes. (some of them, not all of them)

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    1. Does he usually get that worked up? If so, it might be worth me paying a visit to the comments of Bores' next video...assuming he releases the next one before I'm old, grey and have retired from the Internet...

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  26. New article is done.

    http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Goonies_2#Plot

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    1. Good work. One detail, though. You neglected to mention Australia with regards to places with bad game release policies.

      Now while we're on the subject of Goonies, I always assumed the line "Ouch. What do you do?" was meant to be read as "Ouch" (the woman's reaction to pain) and "what do you do?" (As in "What is your next choice, player?")

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      Doh! fixed the country part.

      While the what do you do line seems like it should be the game since the first-person sections are like interactive fiction games but goonies 2 doesn't have those prompts if I remember correctly. The "what do you do" response doesn't pop up for hitting anyone else either.

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  27. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "ITT: As if KillJoy knows our moral values? Judging by IG's and my comments on the internet proves we have excellent moral fabric. KillJoy should look in the mirror before he casts the first stone. It's not me that has spent hour after hour obsessing over a UTube video game reviewer and his intire family to the point of stalking & giving false witness against his neighbor. KillJoy doesn't have 1/10th of the moral fiber me and my family can lay claim to. DoctorKillDare has a bee in his bonnet ~"

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    1. Moral fabric...? Bores? And what would his meatpuppet know about morality either? The sheer hypocrisy of that statement is enough to make me shudder...

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    2. "Judging by IG's and my comments on the internet proves we have excellent moral fabric"

      "wacky tabacky"
      "U MAD?"
      "DoctorKillDare has a bee in his bonnet"

      How courteous of you to be polite ladybuggin. You must have great moral fiber to state that people who state the obvious about your morality to be under duress. Notice how I haven't made anything up and have expressed my honest opinion without resorting to changing the subject?

      "UTube video game reviewer"

      Wow I didn't know Chris Bores worked at a plumbing company

      http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/4200929

      No wonder he barely knows anything about video games, he's been working with and spewing raw sewage all this time!

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    3. ...Sorry, moral fabric? Uh...I need a moment...

      *Goes outside*

      pfffffffffttthahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHA!MORAL FABRIC?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LADY'S DELUSIONAL HAHAHAHAHAHA!

      ...*pant* Sorry about that. I don't think I need to explain the idiocy of that sentence.

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    4. I saw a sockpuppet and it's owner cornered on a forum once. Driven to desperation and mocked by other users, they started spewing all kinds of garbage. They tried insults, they tried diversion, they tried to save face and claim it was all part of some 'social experiment'. It was hilarious to watch and I was almost sorry when they were banned for posting offensive material. Now, I know LadyBuggin has been proved to be a real person (albeit one acting as Bores' meatpuppet - or vice versa), but I thought I'd mention that seeing her antics these days is seriously reminding me of someone that knows they're losing an internet battle and is trying the most ridiculous, illogical tangents of thought in a last-ditch effort to preserve themselves and whatever skewed perspective they hold dear. I guess we’ll see by how these next few months play out, but my personal opinion is that Bores’ so-called haters are starting to get to him and his little crew…

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    5. "Now, I know LadyBuggin has been proved to be a real person (albeit one acting as Bores' meatpuppet - or vice versa)"

      I agree with everything else but we have no definitive proof on either side of the real or sockpuppet argument. The whole, they have different speech patterns fails because they both lack the ability to apply terms (this is impossible, the child is generally smarter than the parent due to advances in education unless Chris has been skipping class). Both have access to each other accounts and LB has never appeared on screen at any time. Like the debate on free will, the answer could be anywhere since there's no definitive proof.

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    6. ^ I stand corrected. Still, sockpuppet or meatpuppet, it seems we're getting to them regardless. I for one am willing to accept that victory.

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    7. Well, see, you gotta remember this adage: No one is wrong on the internet. The pattern of debate I've seen tends to be, people don't care about stooping to the crude level of behavior they accuse their critics of having. Consider this exchange of statements I had with someone online:

      Me: "You should avoid being provocative if you want to be taken seriously here."
      "Avoid being provocative? Did you see how he replied to me?"

      This preference of actions is all too common. They would rather relax their standards instead of taking the high road and lead by example.
      It seems to tie in with the nature that most people find it easier to follow than to lead others. Humans gonna human.

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    8. I suppose. But look at the criticisms raised on this blog - they seem to be accurate, well structured, and 'provocative' only to someone willing to both deny the truth AND fight for the lie.

      You're right, of course, that nobody is wrong on the internet by any concrete definition of the term, but the fact remains: They are raging and resorting to lowbrow tactics to support their position. We are not.

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  28. Okay so general wild dog wants to neuter the Ronnie the skeleton page on the ground that Ronnie is not jewish and isn't in-universe the only adult fan of the show. I'm pretty sure that Ronnie said he loved the IRate Gamer show and spoke in a jewish manner. Can anyone confirm this?

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    1. So I did some digging myself and found several jewishly offensive plot details about Ronnie.

      1. He talks like Woody Allen... a jewish person. Is woody like the go to guy for jewish sterotypes?
      2. Has a feud with his brother over material possession.
      3. Said Feud over renting and loaning material goods is kept in check by their mother, who sounds to be naggy and overly controlling. AKA Jewish mother sterotype.

      Can Anyone else help me? There's gotta be a reason why he's fannicknamed Ronnie the jew skeleton.

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    2. The only reason seems to be number 1.

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  29. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "I gather from Mr.UltraKillJoy's reply he has no idea of the meaning of "moral fabric." I'm not surprised as he shows very little of it himself. And what about his humor? Dear lord, he's like watching Jimmy Fallon. They both couldn't tell a joke and get a laugh if their life depended on it. Stick to playing "pretend doctor," atleast you have wikipedia to give you some material ( and I use the word loosely) lmao~"

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    1. "he has no idea of the meaning of "moral fabric.""

      Hmmm that is right, Moral Fabric isn't a word for describing individuals. Its a shame I used the word "Moral fiber" which is for individuals.

      Moral fabric as a word is only meant to describe the morality of societies and not the extremes (aka cults). Ladybuggin and Irate Gamer can thus be described as being part of a cult since their moral fabric does not match that of the United States of America in any way. Such Moral Fabric includes the wonderful ability of not replying to the whole comment and not telling the difference between occasions when people are not making a joke from occasions where people are blatantly calling their poor social skills and pointing out their inability to properly establish or use terms properly.

      So... I guess Chris Bores does work for Utube, the sewage pipe company?

      Also Jimmy Fallon? the guy who won "Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series" for Saturday Night live? Thanks I'm so glad Ladybuggin can't actually insult me since that would mean she's not Chris Bores. Everyone Knows Chris Bores right? The guy who couldn't make an actor comparison in his life? The Guy who thinks Family Guy (pre-cancelled) humor is name random thing, show picture of random thing? I honestly believe either Chris Bores is reading these comments himself and purposefully being dumb, or Constantine is relaying these comments and not showing the proper comment.

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  30. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "Why should they bother with Constantine when they can harrass, stalk and belittle the women that gave birth to their most beloved, Irate Gamer, who they have devoted years and years, paragraph after paragraph, of obsessed, undying, and unwarrented Attention?"

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    1. I was gonna write something about the many years constantine and Ladybuggin have been in operation... but nah, even though we've been operation, we're had a lot of follower/commentator turnover over past years.

      I'm just gonna write this and let the others do some comedy with this comment.

      "paragraph after paragraph"

      All of which have more complex structures and words Ladybuggin could never read... which is to say all of the words. Dropping out of college to become a socially isolated internet troll has its drawbacks.

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    2. Have some respect for the trolls! Generally, a troll's strategies for attack are highly considered and intelligent. They make use of complex arguments and vary their tactics to make their positions seem more valid. Trolls will often have exceptional spelling and grammar, and refrain from sounding immature or 'mad' themselves (unless doing so is part of a larger strategy). If they ever act obviously or in a seemingly dumb manner, you can be sure that they’re creating a diversion for some other attack; virtual sleight of hand, if you will.

      Anyone that spits out the same old misspelled arguments in a loop to deal with opposition is not a true troll. Unless LadyBuggin is working with other trolls to operate a long-term, two-pronged attack with the intention of blindsiding the ‘haters’ with a second, unseen and precise strike (which none of the evidence I’ve seen of her behaviour suggests), she is not trolling in the true sense. She is merely dispensing the same tired claptrap you might expect from a small child attempting to troll – that is, a non-troll’s idea of what a troll might say to insight unrest in an online community. She’s annoying, yes, but in no way do I consider her a troll.

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  31. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "Seriously, if MrUltraKillJoy had a brain, he'd be dangerous! I really think he actually believes the crud that comes out of his posts. Where did BatDanNight find this yoyo? I can not possible even atempt to reply to his posts as they are so utterly unintelligable. He actually states, at one point, that Christopher and I are not Americans and we belong to a cult? I totally believe he uses that blog for a personal journal and monopolizes the whole forum for self gratification. His posts dominate the intire site with non-sense and ramblings of a mad man. ~"

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    1. Wonderful ability to selectively read. I hope LB does realize that by definition a cult is anything in which its members are encouraged to do unsocial behavior and whose members are penalized for not trying to fit in as much as possible. Take a look at Eric Sage... notice how he's not in the show anymore? Why is that Irate Gamer fans seem to be so aggressive and socially isolated? tsk tsk LB shows that by focusing only on my mention of a cult, that I have hit a nerve... Haven't I?

      List of things LB could have talked about but didn't:

      1. Utube the company
      2. The definition of moral fabric
      3. Jimmy Fachion
      4. LB and Chris's inability to make a joke
      5. Constantine
      6. Moral Fiber.
      7. etc.

      But LB felt the need only to address my PDD-NOS diagnosis and cult accusations... why? Am I ruining your fun Chris Bores? You can't hide behind free speech forever, sooner or later karma is gonna bite you.

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    2. Oh for goodness sakes google...

      "I totally believe he uses that blog for a personal journal and monopolizes the whole forum for self gratification."

      Of course you believe that LB... your brain would implode if you could actually understand human beings.

      "His posts dominate the intire site"

      Whew thank god my posts dominate the intire site. Would really suck if we couldn't read every else posts since google feels like being an asshole with the blog comment system.

      "I can not possible even atempt to reply to his posts as they are so utterly unintelligable"

      I guess small words can be complicated.

      "Where did BatDanNight find this yoyo?"

      I didn't know Batdan recruits people... unlike Chris Bores who feels the need to thumbs up the social isolation of minor

      "I really think he actually believes the crud that comes out of his posts"

      well... its offical... either LB is being dead serious and doesn't believe what she writes herself (or that she can even write and read) or this is Chris Bore's level of captain obvious. Why write something if you didn't believe it was true? I'm not being coerced!

      "He actually states, at one point,"

      At one point? Surely you mean the statement I just made yesterday... like two hours ago! What do you mean at one point? That was today Ladybuggin! That was another day you and your son didn't do anything other than troll someone!

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    3. So any guesses as to why she makes observations about the blog "from the sidelines" and does not directly comment here? I don't think she is on BatDan's block list on this blog.

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    4. @BigStoneRocks
      On youtube, she can block people and opposition is limited to 500 letters+spaces to list her stupidity.

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    5. To elaborate further, she hides behind the ability to censor opposition to her (Bores') views and a <=500 character post limit so (she hopes) nobody recognises how shockingly inadequate her grasp of language really is. This suggests she is in some manner aware of how weak her arguments are and how shaky the position she’s defending is.

      While she is perfectly comfortable launching attacks (if one could call them that) from her home turf, she is scared to enter a battlefield where she cannot control the combatants and doesn’t know how to use the weapons (words). TL;DR – she knows her position will not hold up here.

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  32. So yeah, wile it's an old news, Chotetsumaru send a tribute art for RaiRai96, and he became a trekkie.

    http://chotetsumaru.deviantart.com/art/A-Tribute-to-Rairai96-335410538

    Are you sure that RaiRai96 wears Japanese School Uniform in real life? Gumi looks weird here. Tails looks rather ugly. Why with that shark in this background? More importantly, what's wrong with X's face?

    (PS: He proudly mentioned about me in this fanart. And since when I was egotistical?)

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    1. Yeah, I agree. Gumi looks really ugly and why does Karbia draw Spock in anime form? I know he's a huge anime fan but Spock just looks weird in anime form, especially since Star Trek is an American franchise. :/ And finally, what's with the Jaws sprite? O_O

      "Never mind what 'flamemario12' says about this and/or any of my work....he's the most egotistical and brain-dead liar on the face of this filth-ridden planet!"

      Real mature Karbia. I wonder what your 'friends' think of you saying things like that to your 'haters'.

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    2. "I wonder what your 'friends' think of you saying things like that to your 'haters'."

      Given that Karbia is delusional and socially isolated, Karbia either has no friends or his friends are extremely bad influences on him.

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  33. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "Mr. Kill Your Brain Cells Wrote: Bla bla bla bla bla. ITT: More ramblings of a mad man! ha ~"

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  34. Ladybuggin777 posted a comment:

    "Mr. Kill Your Brain Cells Wrote: Bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla. Bla bla bla bla bla. ITT: And even more ramblings of a mad man ~"

    I can sum these 2 comments up with just one word: Ignorant

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    1. Oh dear, it seems even the great Ladybuggin777 is running out of argument material. Please, freshen it up, madam, and you may just succeed in boring me.

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    2. While Sigmund Freud and his theories are mostly disproven by criminal psychology and experimentation, Ladybuggin shows more and more signs of regression. Everytime I make a good point he/she can't refute, LB resorts to child-like mannerisms.

      I guess Freud was right, people will pretend to be 5 years old to dodge responsibility. It's a shame that LB's use of chewbacca defense isn't helping his/her argument that I'm crazy.

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    3. So that's what she does when she can't just block the opposition away O_o ?

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    4. I love how a person is running out of things to argue back that she had to resolve to saying blah blah blah. XD

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    5. I just sum all that up as "Crap, he's better than me and I lost the argument, but CRAP! I can't block him! I have to come out on top somehow... I know! Time to feign ignorance!"

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  35. Hey guys sometime this week or the next, I'm gonna do the Muscle Wresting wiki page. It appears that Egon Eagle is actually setting up pages for me to fill them out (not sure if he's just using me, to discard the work later... or if he honestly likes the pages as they are). Either way, what material do you guys wanna see on that page?

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    1. Be sure to mention Ultimate Muscle, I'd say.

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  36. Hey Flamemario12, I love how Chotetsumaru actually has a fan and that he draw a comic of Karbia killing you. Such amazing fans this guy has.

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    1. What a way to respond to such a first world problem. These people really need to take a look at the bigger picture.

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  37. Ladybuggin777 posted a comment:

    "Wonder what Freud says about an egotistical, obnoxious, long winded manchild who "pretends" to be a psychiatrist on an Irate Gamer Sucks Blog? LMAO ~ Here's looking at you MrUltrKillJoy :D"

    more like wonder what Freud says about an egotistical, obnoxious, long winded manchild who "pretends" to be a gamer and his mother on YouTube? LMAO ~ Here's looking at you Chris Bores :D

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    1. @Dynamite Ninja
      You've pretty much summed up my initial response.

      "what Freud says about an egotistical, obnoxious, long winded manchild who "pretends" to be a psychiatrist "

      How am I egotisitical? I'm not the one trademarking my sentences with a ~. Obnoxious? I'm pretty sure I'm not the one yelling out random insults and typing laughing my ass off in all caps and making smiley faces for no reason. Long-winded? Geez I was only joking when I said Ladybuggin couldn't read but it seems she really can't. Why else would she say I use too many words? Maybe its because I used English. Sorry Ladybuggin777 my bad, I didn't know you couldn't communicate and receive messages in English. I guess this is the end of the conversation since I don't speak moron.

      "who "pretends" to be a psychiatrist on an Irate Gamer Sucks Blog?"
      Not only am I not pretending since to be a psychiatrist I would either;
      1. Prescribe a drug to chris bores
      or 2. Design social experiments and changes to societal structure
      And what does Ladybuggin mean by 'A Irate Gamer sucks blog'? This is THE irate Gamer sucks blog, the one and only aside from Irate Gamer Still Sucks.

      Also Freud wouldn't say anything, he'd be more focused on Ladybuggin, I mean regressed mother who enables son to be manchild? No psychologist would skip out on that.

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  38. LadyIgnorant777 posted a comment:

    "Mr. Kills Your Brain Cells Wrote: Bla bla bla bla bla and paragraph after paragraph of MORE bla bla bla bla bla. ITT: He loves to read his own ramblings of a mad man ~"

    ITT: how I learned to be the most ignorant cunt ever. keep being a bitch LadyBuggin777. we'll keep pointing out your ignorance.

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    1. Just doesn't give up, does she? I wonder how many fans are getting fed up with her comments taking all the space? Tsk tsk tsk.

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    2. I don't know, but surely it must be quite a few. Given enough time, a flame war in a particular channel's video comments can destroy a fanbase...

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    3. Hey mom, aren't you suppose to be doing laundry or something? Why are you still chatting on Youtube?

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    4. I love how she had to capitalize the word 'more', it is to help her fans understand what that word means.

      "He loves to read his own ramblings of a mad man"
      Yes my ramblings are composed of complete and basic English all of which are fully supported by science and readable words. Considering that Ladybuggin feels the need to say I`m insane based on no evidence, maybe she thinks she`s the psychiatrist. By Dr.Ladybuggin`s definition, all of us are insane since we can understand and use the English language or and we don`t worship her douchebag of a son.

      This is where Linkara would presume an escaped mental patient broke into Chris Bore`s home to use the computer. It should also be noted that at least I know how to write a paragraph, as compared to LB who can`t write an organized train of thought.

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    5. When you think the words "bla bla bla" repeated ad nauseum is a great way to win an argument, you should just stop. You've already lost.

      Her mental train is probably going something along the lines of, "Crap, he typed something else! I can't let him do that! I HAVE to get the last word! BLA BLA BLA!"

      Boy, the lengths she goes through when she can't just ban the person kicking her keister are ridiculous.

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    6. Her behaviour reminds me of someone in primary school. Mr. Kill suggests 'Buggin dropped out of college... I say she waved schooling goodbye halfway through fourth grade, judging by her language skills and seeming addiction to immature and illogical counterarguments. Or maybe she doesn't exist at all and Bores has a monkey chained up in his basement that types the comments...

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    7. @Jack Mellen

      Once during a series of messages she confirmed to me that she never actually went to college.

      It's worth noting that that was her excuse for her bad grammar. Y'know, 'cause everyone goes to college to learn how to spell.

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    8. @Jack
      While there's no real evidence to prove it one way or the other, I always just assumed it's him. I mean, he's replied to several comments under his Irate Gamer account in the same style as LB, replying to a question directed at LB. There are a few other things here and there, but that's my opinion.

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    9. I personally think we shouldn’t care as much as we seem to. Senile old mother or bile-spewing sockpuppet - either way she's having a perceptible effect here, and I don't like that. Let's just call her the SockMother or something and be done with it; treat her like she's not there and carry on.

      When was the last time any of you got offended by a little kid calling you 'poohead' or something similar? Because really, that's all the sockmother is doing - typing nonsensical crap into a YouTube comment and relying on the target to make it more insulting than it really is.

      From this point onward, I suggest we treat the sockmother like background noise; we acknowledge she's annoying, we hate that she’s ignorant, but beyond that we don't care enough to rage about it.

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    10. @Jack
      Yeah I'm not so sure what's got ZeldaFan so mad about Ladybuggin. I sure hope Ladybuggin isn't you know, going to people's channels to start a fight.

      I believe people are mad because she's been doing this for 5 years or so and IG's Fans are still as insane and fanatical as ever. Something about Child personality cult pisses thinking adults off. That said I do believe we should ignore her. I'm just commenting by pointing out the nonsense of the statement in an attempt to see what LB will do next. I am advising others to simply ignore the conversation or check in from time to time for some laughs. There's not much else going on anyway.

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  39. LadyBuggin777 is REALLY pissing me off now. That stupid cunt needs to just shut the fuck up for a change. God dammit.

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    1. I believe Ladybuggin777 took the lyrics in Weird Al's 'Dare to be stupid' song seriously.

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    2. Dude, she's an idiot, why does that bother you so much? She will constantly deny or outright silence the opponent to make herself look superior.

      Yes, she's an ignorant cunt, but at least you can walk away knowing you are intellectually superior to her.

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  40. Ladybuggin777 posted a comment:

    "ITT: If you want to really really piss off the IG sucks blogger's, just type Bla bla bla bla bla and watch them all freak out scrambling to do damage controll for their little online shrink! Dayum I laughed so hard I could hardly type this ~ btw I highly doubt that any of you have ever seen a cunt, let alone call me one ~ wishful thinking menchildren ~ lmao ~"

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    1. "watch them all freak out scrambling to do damage control"
      what damage control? Ladybuggin clearly can't do basic observation. I'm sure blah blah blah has totally destroyed our ability to function... if I was as insane as Ladybuggin that is.

      "If you want to really really piss off the IG sucks blogger's, just type Bla bla bla bla bla"
      Aside from Zeldafan(who wasn't agitated by bla bla bla but by LB's continued stupidity), typing bla bla hasn't worked.

      "for their little online shrink!"
      I'm pretty sure LB's main argument was that I wasn't a psychologist. Now she's saying I'm totally qualified.

      "Dayum I laughed so hard I could hardly type this"
      Why? What's so funny about your own OCD ladybuggin? Laughing for no reason is not healthy. You should be embarrassed when you write Blah Blah Blah in a conversation. What's worse is that it took you a whole 24 hours to make a comeback. Did you spend that time laughing?

      "I highly doubt that any of you have ever seen a cunt, let alone call me one"
      The two conditions are hilarious wrong.

      Condition 1- 'doubt that any of you have ever seen a cunt'

      Well we're looking at you ladybuggin, you're the prime example of vulgarity. Also of course Ladybuggin wouldn't know about Sex-ed class, since she apparently never made it past grade six. What's with people's fixation on reproduction? The divorce rate is a rather hefty percentage these days. Perhaps its because Ladybuggin is giving poor relationship advice and propagating a stereotype that causes more abortions and sexual assaults. It should also be noted that the stereotype about a man's reputation being based on sex also depicts women as sex objects and establishes Male entitlement. Of course Ladybuggin wouldn't know this... given that she's clearly a male.

      Condition 2- let alone call me one

      Ladybuggin clearly wrote this message because someone just called her a cunt, how can she state that we haven't called her one? How much stupidity does one need to take a full day, write less than 3 sentences and still fail to make a coherent point?

      "wishful thinking menchildren"
      Not even a full sentence. Just writing insulting words doesn't achieve anything. A sentence is unfortunately necessary to accomplish meaning and Ladybuggin doesn't know that. Also menchildren isn't a word or an insult. How is it wishful thinking to call Ladybuggin a cunt? Oh I know why, she's overqualified and in her own category. I don't even need to begin about the maturity insult from the person who can't write a decent paragraph or use basic terms properly.

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    2. What happened to 'let's not swear, think of the children'?!? The 'C' word's one of the worst swears you can have!!! :O

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  41. You see what's happening don't you? People are descending to her level. Using c**t or any other offensive term simply makes people look mad and drops the air of rational intelligence that distinguishes this blog from yet another uninformed diatribe by a garden-variety hater.

    I've said it before, I'll say it again; let's just ignore the sockmother. What can she really do...really? Her comments are just driving fans away from IG. Let's be content with that and go back to critiquing the real issues.

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    1. good point. I personally think she's not doing this of her own free will anyway. I bet Chris Bores is forcing his mom to do this and promising that he won't hit her again if she does.

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    2. Hmm I've never considered that LB could be getting beaten by her dead beat son. So I guess that makes 3 theories

      1. LB is not real, its Chris Bores being a jackass trying to take what's not his. Darn shame he's wasting his time.
      2. LB is a jackass and forces Chris to plagiarize and is responsible for the many lame attempts to pwn haters on show (peanut butter sandwich?)and the pointless feuding against AVGN. And I thought Tiger Moms were bad.
      3. Chris is forcing LB to troll. Chris is a major jackass who simply wants a slice of a pie that's not his to take. Hope she calls the police or something. Either way its not working out for Chris.

      Using statistical probability and assuming all possible events are equal in chance, Chris Bores has a 66% of being a jackass and a 100% of failure.

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    3. I don't get the arguments with her, or trolls in general. I've had to deal with school bullies in my past that were far worse.
      Trolls just type random nonsense. Who's that gonna hurt?

      @DynamiteNinja:

      I dunno, that sounds a bit... weird Oo

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    4. @Doresh
      Well some of us have more empathy than others and put more trust into random strangers opinions than others would. Keep in mind that schools teach us to take the internet seriously (i.e see the cyberscam PSAs) and that certainly contributes to people getting pissed off at "blah blah blah". Not everyone has learned that the internet is full people who can't see logic and that disturbs people with empathy since they see their failure to instill logic in a troll as a failure of their own intelligence and communicative abilities. People who believe that other people are inherently smart and willing to do good will be surprised by trolls on the internet.

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    5. @Mr.Kill Ultra:

      Schools teach what Oo ? The internet is an inherently silly place. The sooner people realize this, the better.

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    6. @Doresh - Truer words have been spoken, but not very many... People gotta learn to smile :)

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  42. I'm with you, Mr.Kill. I've never actually considered that LB could be acting under duress. Perhaps that's why her (attempted) use of common Internet conventions and terminology sound so forced?

    Furthermore:

    [ATTENTION LADYBUGGIN (if you’re not really Chris Bores’ sock). I know you read this blog, and these comments. If you are a victim of domestic violence at the hands of Chris Bores, do not hesitate to call the police. I know it may be difficult for you, as it often is in abusive relationships, but it will be better for everyone if you let your local law enforcement know ASAP. If you for whatever reason cannot contact the police, try to get in touch with someone you know and trust and tell them what is happening. Your son needs to be brought to justice. I can’t speak for anyone else in this community, but if you really are being forced to defend your son on the internet and are being coerced/ threatened with physical violence, I will do what I can to support you if you are willing to take a stand against him.

    That being said: If you are acting of your own free will and deliberately spreading ignorance and stupidity, disregard the previous paragraph. But, know this – your attempted trolling is not helping ANYONE. Desist now – meatpuppeting isn’t cool.]

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  43. Off topic: Maybe the users on dA are little bit way TOO accepting.
    I have met a pony hater called LordStarScream89. A woman who REALLY hate My Little Pony. She's really butthurt and I got blocked. What's with a bunch of female pony haters recently?

    She did a rant about MLP here:
    http://mlp-haters.deviantart.com/art/Why-the-MLP-fandom-sucks-for-me-344865222
    So yeah, all she did was complaining about the fandom and barely talked about the show. Which makes it clear that she never bother watching the show. Some bronies actually agreeing with her rant. WUT.

    I told her to give a chance to MLP, but she gets butthurt and said she didn't watch it because she hates ponies and say "MLP IS CANCER OF THE INTERNET! I HOPE THIS SHOW GETS CANCELLED SOON!" Why would she wishes a show gets cancelled if she never even watched it?
    And she later blocks me. Yeah.

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    1. Either she's a troll, or she believes the Anti-Christ can come in the form of a cartoon show.

      Either way, I would just ignore her.

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    2. If she's a troll, then why did she blocked me?

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    3. Because she happens to be in a position where she can do that?

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    4. Actually, she blocked me because she realized I'm the one who spammed her another youtube channel with ponies. Never mind that I only commented that once.
      I'm sure she's not a troll, she's just butthurt.

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    5. @Flamemario

      Do keep in mind that there are people who are parodies of certain things may actually be funded by external sources.

      http://occupycorporatism.com/cia-sponsored-trolls-monitor-internet-interact-with-users-to-discredit-factual-information/

      So yeah, the next you see a really dumb islamic nationalist dumbass, it might actually be the CIA.

      " the CIA revealed its Open Source Center where recruited personnel are used as government trolls to “analyze” websites for information pertinent to the objective of the US government – meaning discrediting targets on certain websites. Under the guise of conducting business intelligence (i.e. cyberespionage), the Open Source software gathers digital data on targets; including all Facebook posts, Twitter posts, comments on website threads. Those assigned to monitor this data can interact with users online through anonymous portals. "

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jhlsegIE9a4

      So that info145 guy might actually be a government sanctioned maniac. And that anti-brony border-lining on xenophobic malice could be a corporate sanctioned troll designed to discredit the animation age ghetto.

      Or we could take the more simple fact that's she's insane and correlates colors and moving images with blatant conformity on female sterotypes.

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    6. @flamemario12:

      Trolls block, too.

      @Mr.Kill Ultra:

      This reminds me about this:

      http://youtubecreator.blogspot.de/2013/02/how-to-prepare-for-new-channels-design.html

      This is an official blog post about the upcoming new Youtube channel layout. The feedback in the comments has been EXTREMELY negative so far. The only people defending the new layout are immature trolls - who suddenly make a lot more sense o_O

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  44. Hi guys, I just want to say that tomorrow, I'm going to computer animation school so the rest of 2013 and early 2014 is going to be very busy for me. But don't worry because if IG uploads anything new, I'll still come back here. And I won't be gone forever anyways since I'll still be free on weekends and public holidays.

    Wish me good luck in animation school guys.

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    1. Hey, great to hear you're getting stuff done! Good luck Sovereign, here's hoping you accomplish more in your life than the Bores!

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    2. @Sovereign64
      Good luck man. I'm sure you'll do well. It shouldn't be too difficult maintaining a presence here, I'm a Full-time university student and I'm having no major problems.

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    3. Same here, Kill Ultra. Best of luck to you, Sovereign.

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    5. Good luck, I guess.
      Anyway, given the fact that you mentioned that you will be free on weekend and public holiday, I bet your school is located at Singapore, right?

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    6. Hey guys, I'm back and my first day of school actually went pretty well. :)

      @ flamemario12

      Yes, it's in Singapore and I'm a Singaporean. :)

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  45. @Kill Ultra

    This was the reason why I asked about what the problem with Youtube was a while back. I assumed that it had to do with account management or video uploading. I didn't suspect that comment sections, something which I ignore constantly since I'm there for the video and not 12 year old brats, would be one of the main issues.

    @Doresh

    You'd think most people would have even a bit of common sense left by now...they do not.

    @Mellen

    In a world as unpredictable as ours, knowing how to laugh and smile at life's idiosyncracies is a big plus.

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    1. And wouldn't you know it, the reply button decided to joke with me. Life, you are an absurd maiden.

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  46. LadyBuggin777 posted a comment:

    "LOL Constantine. I love the POWER of being able to make the IG suck bloggers RAGE uncontrollable. It's hilarious how they work themselves up into a frenzie. Stay classy guys :D"

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    1. Its Irate Gamer sucks, note the s at the end of sucks. Obviously Ladybuggin was talking about another blog since we totally forgot about her for 3 or so days now. I love how she builds her comments so as to offend ill-tempered morons. You know you suck at offending people when you have to emphasize words to show that you're insulting them. It also doesn't help that even though she took the time to capitalize the words, the grammar is still wrong and many words are not in proper tense.

      "I love the POWER of being able to make the IG suck bloggers RAGE uncontrollable"

      I'm pretty sure its laugh uncontrollably.

      Another 48 hours for buggin to make this message. 120 hours for me to realize she actually wrote a message, as opposed to random scribbles about buying milk and eggs.

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  47. Did you guys see how Doug Walker quit his job?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-wbGNJxI2M

    Wow... Just wow! =) I approve.

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    1. Yeah saw that years ago, still pretty cool

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    2. Ugh, it may have been cool years ago. But considering the fad like nature of his reviews, he may regret quitting his real job

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    3. I'm really sick of people calling the review genre a fad. I should note that its still going strong since 2007 and has been much more lucrative than a minimum wage part-time job. I understand that with today's economy people value even the stupidest and least paying of jobs, but seriously?

      If TGWTG sinks, You think they're not gonna hire the guy who ran an independent company that produces craploads of content and cinema effects? Companies look at more than just the face picture you know. I mean seriously, haters gonna hate but this is just sheer malice now.

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    4. I wouldn't call it a fad, either. There have been quiet a few promising reviewers lately that replace the stereotypical raging with their own little spin (like PeanutButterGamer and JonTron).

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    5. I would also like to note that gaming at one point was indeed a fad, a fad that came crashing down when atari and the other 2-bit companies made one too many clones and the gaming as a whole died because people didn't know what to buy.

      So in case someone can't put two and two together; as long as there is gaming/movies/whatever, there will be a need for reviewers and as long as people continue to objectionably critique the caustic critic, the genre of caustic critic was still be viable.

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    6. I do hope there are plenty of non-review web video series as well.

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    7. Well there's always youtube poops, webinations and anime abridged series.

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    8. Well, I mostly mean that when Doug Walker announced Demo Reel, he also announced other projects that were eventually revealed to be a talkshow and a few gameshows (one of which would be hosted by Brad Jones). We got an episode or two of the talkshow, but the other stuff still has yet to materialize (same with the rehaul of the TGWTG site). This dissapoints me, because I feel these projects can potentially compete with the TV networks.

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  48. So, Disney and Capcom, with the programming help of Wayforward, will be releasing a remastered version of the classic DuckTales game as a downloadable title. Looks pretty cool, and hopefully it will sell enough to get more vintage Disney/Capcom titles the remastered treatment.

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    1. I'm curious what they'll do with the moon theme ^^

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    2. Please remake Darkwing Duck, Please remake Darkwing Duck, Please remake Darkwing Duck....

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    3. It's being made by WayForward, same people who did "Double Dragon Neon". I think it'll turn out very well.

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  49. Since Irate gamer still haven't upload anything yet given how lazy he is. I guess I will talk about Karbia Yuan yet again. Well, at least my hatred about him has been decreased. Karbia Yuan hatred about me? Not so much.

    While he uploaded that 3 years ago, it still needs a special mention.
    http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/339/2/2/princesses___pandemonium_by_chotetsumaru-d34b9j7.png
    It's about James kissed Elise. Yes, THAT ELISE FROM SONIC 2006. Serious, Karbia. I hate to say, but your brain might be damaged. Peach must be crying because she's in a horrible fanfiction created by Karbia Yuan.

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    1. Random and disturbing crossovers are random and disturbing O_o

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    2. Karbia doesn't know that James Rolfe is already married in real life. :/

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    3. Actually, he does. But he posted that comment was posted in 2011 and that fanart was posted in 2010...

      Given that who he is, he thinks everything he made are masterpiece.

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    4. Karbia is one of the worst...I can't even say "artist" about him. The textures, shapes and smoothness of his stuff jut looks awful. I think it's hilarious the only guy he has done ugh.. "Art" for on youtube is Johnny Awesome XD

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    5. Well, the important thing is that he tried.

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  50. irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/M.U.S.C.L.E_Wrestling

    It is done!

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    1. I like the pictures that you added.

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    2. @Flamemario

      I didn't know when I would ever be able to fit a typewriting monkey onto a wiki page! Now if only I could put a video... any suggestions people?

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  51. Sam Simon, who co-developed the Simpsons with Matt Groening and James L. Brooks, is battling cancer:

    http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2013/03/20/the_simpsons_cocreator_sam_simon_battl

    I wish him well.

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  52. So Constantine is Joe Hladnik? lol...

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