Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The End is Here! The Story Arc is Over!

Well, this is the end, beautiful friends. After 3 and a half years (really), Irate Gamer’s “epic” story arc, or his movie as he likes to claim, has finally come to an end. This inane storyline has finally reached a conclusion! Hard to believe isn’t it?
What game will the storyline go out on? What grand masterpiece of crap has Bores been saving up for this occasion? It’s… Mighty Morphin Power Rangers for the Sega CD. …. Really? That’s underwhelming,

MMPR on Sega CD is an FMV game that was lost in a sea of Sega CD shitty FMV games. It’s a rhythm/QTE type game where you just match the arrows and buttons on screen while low-res MMPR footage plays in the background.
It’s also one of those dickish games where you have to beat the game on Hard to get the ending. I’ve never played the game, but I can guess that the ending is MMPR Episode 40: Doomsday Part 2. *checks the RangerWiki* Oh look, I was right. Watch that instead of playing this game.
But really, this is the game Chris ends his storyline on? What a complete anti-climax.

*breathes* Enough stalling, let’s do this!

0:00 - 0:36: The video begins once again with the Jason David Frank footage from last time. I’ve already said what I needed to say about that, so moving on.
But before we get to the review, we get a recap! *breathes* Alright, I’m good to go.

0:37 - 1:19: The actual video begins with some terrible acting that even Andrew Gray would laugh at, when the Genie shows up and offers his help. Remember when the Genie was a bastard that was hiding in IG’s Game Genie planning his revenge? Apparently, I’m the only one as clearly Bores has completely forgotten!
So the Genie distracts the giant HAL-bot. I guess my Green Ranger prediction was wrong…

1:20 - 1:51: “If you’re looking for the ultimate Power Rangers game” Stick with the Super Nintendo, it’s an actual game!
He gushes over the fact that the game has actual scenes from the show. I’m sure this was cool in 1995, until everyone realized FMV games were garbage. Now… it’s just a lame relic of a bygone era.
He goes over the controls and we get some shots of him failing.

1:52 - 2:57: We then get a brief shot of Ronnie and IG talking, and Chris shows surprising restraint by not having Ronnie try to crack a joke.
He goes over the Green Ranger levels, and by the end of it the game stops and tells him to play on a higher difficulty. I’m surprised IG even says “if you’ve seen my past videos”, realizing that people do actually pay attention. Unlike Bores himself…
IG complains that he has to start at the beginning of the game, and that it took him 24 minutes to play through the Beginniner Mode. He showcases this with squares surrounding the screen, leading into a pointless Brady Bunch reference, with footage of Alice. And we have more confirmation that this shit is never going to be on DVD.
Wait, if he’s been playing for 24 minutes, does that mean the Genie has been distracting the giant HAL-bot for that long? Jeez, and I thought Troy fighting off the Armada for two hours in SMF Episode 2 was stupid (it made a lot more sense in Gokaiger)

He cries that Super Mario Bros would never do this, and shows the “But Our Princess is in Another Castle” screen. “Oh yeah” … No, these aren’t even remotely the same thing. Forcing you to play on a higher difficulty to get the real ending vs. a misdirection to keep you playing the game on what’s essentially the same difficulty level. Yes it goes up, but that’s called a difficulty curve.
He then says “Fuck you Toadstool” and Toad’s eyes widen. For fuck’s sakes, you still call him Toadstool? That’s wrong you moron! It was always Toad, Princess Peach’s original name was Toadstool. There’s a difference. Also, for some reason he bleeped his f-bomb. Even though f-bombs were uncensored in previous episodes… real consistent movie!

2:58 - 4:20: The next few levels are based on The Green Candle episodes, and the game gets harder for him. He loses and gets the “Continue?” screen, he refuses as he won’t play the game even if the world is at stake. Wise Sage reminds him that it is. I could have seen something work here… *shrugs*
So he continues th- THAT’S A SOUND EFFECT FROM FINAL FANTASY! STOP PUTTING IN COMPLETLEY UNRELATED SOUND EFFECTS FROM OTHER GAMES! THAT EXTENDS TO YOU PUTTING THE FUCKING MARIO PAUSE SOUND WHENEVER YOU FUCKING PAUSE! *curls up in a ball* I’m not even half-way through.

He gets to a level with a Dragonzord fight, does some boring one-liners, and reaches the point where he has to play on Expert Mode to complete the game. And of course, it sends him back to the beginning. Are you really surprised? He does his stupid slack-jaw thing, then rips what I guess is a table out of the ground and throws it through Ronnie, who survives it because he’s already dead. So that table is strong enough to cut bone?

He complains that you don’t play to the intro of the White Ranger (oh, so he does know about that, and this game only covers events from Season 1). Instead it’s a level about “nightmares”. I looked this up, and it’s based on Episode 45: Crystal of Nightmares. This was one of the original, non-Zyuranger episodes they did following Doomsday. Odd choice but whatever.
He makes a comment about a urinal cake and the “Irate-O-Meter” goes up (yeah, this is still here), and the Genie comments that he’s getting tired.

4:20 - 5:08: IG goes on about the difficulty and how your response time needs to be insanely fast, at one point he dies in 10 seconds and… I don’t get this. His jaw drop, and someone says “What is this shit?” Was that supposed to him? Was that supposed to be a reference to Rita’s lips not matching what she’s saying? That really made no sense.
He continues to whine about wasting hours of his free time trying to get through Expert Mode (I guess we’re just pretending that there’s no stupid storyline going on outside?) and he hopes the ending is awesome. Chris, you’ve been doing this long enough to know that the ending is going to be shit. Quit acting surprised every time it happens.
And of course, the ending sucks. It includes the word “Morphenominal”, which pisses him off. He also says “fucking” uncensored during his rant. Are you keeping f-bombs censored or not? This consistency is beyond horrible. How did you even make a career as an editor?

So, that’s the game. Meaning the next 3 minutes or so are the conclusion to this fucking fucked garbage. *sighs* Alright…

The Genie is eventually taken out, saying he’s “down for the count”. For some reason, Not-Wilson repeats that he’s “down for the count”. Attempt at a joke or sloppy writing? You make the call!
Tony informs them the meter is full, so they shoot some lasers at the giant HAL-bot and summon the “Sword of Inferno”. As you probably guessed, it’s really the Godho- I mean the Power Sword. I would love to see Chris attempt to release this on DVD, I could report him to Saban Brands!
As they’re about to slash, IG’s phone rings (Brinstar theme) and it’s a text message from Sgt. Al Powell (fuck you Chris, I refuse to call him Carl). Wait, does this mean the three movie tie-in reviews from 2013 are a part of this “movie“? Despite having NOTHING to do with this overall story? This is a mess…
As the Power Sword charges up, IG gets a visit from his little devil and angel. Soooo are these supposed to be the same ones from the Temple of Doom review? What was the point of their appearance? It would make sense if they appeared more often in the story but… they did not. So this is just fucking random.
They kill the robot and it explodes into more Power Rangers stock footage. Aww, no explosions from your own software Chris?

And so we come to… the cheering scene. For those unaware, a few days ago, Chris asked his Facebook fans (as well as “all the reviewers he knows”) to contribute to a big crowd scene where they all cheered for IG’s victory. I only know a handful of people actually contributed so let’s see how well this went.

First shot: I see the bearded dwarf guy, Goro from Mortal Kombat, the Dr. Mario viruses, Q*bert, a green Bores, a Fry Kid from McDonalds, a fan wearing an IG t-shirt, Bores as a vampire, Bores wearing a Mario hat and his notable white & black shirt (the one from Bores ‘n Doors) and I noticed he’s holding a Poke Ball. Is he supposed to be a Pokemon trainer? Sackboy from LittleBigPlanet, another fan in the background (he’s so blurry), and another Bores off to the right. Not sure who or what he’s supposed to be.

Second shot: Lakitu, Bores wearing a curly wig, a fan with glasses (this might be Steve Masters), an Orko action figure (seriously),  Luigi, what I assume is the Predator, Dr. Bores-sano (he’s wearing goggles), SWAGshow (called it!), Kool-Aid Man, Cousin Joey, Bores wearing a long black wig and a beard, another fan, and ET (the Atari sprite)
We then cut to the base where the Apprentice Sage is clapping while the Sage Elder is not.

Third shot: Good lord this is a clusterfuck… Bores wearing an eye patch and long wig (the Abstergo logo is on this one’s shirt… kay), a version of Bores I’m assuming is supposed to be a little girl (the fuck?), Bores in a cage looking mask, Eric Gaede (ugggggh), Bores wearing a fake mustache, Mario hat, and shirt with an NES controller on it, R.O.B. the Noid, Blinky from Pac-Man, a fan wearing a hat and IG t-shirt, that goblin thing that Bores sometimes uses, a pirate toy, what I assume is a fan in some weird looking mask, Mayor McCheese, and Aladdin.
EDIT: I missed this first time, but a lot of readers brought this up. In the upper left corner, a Bores in a white button-down t-shirt and pair of glasses flipping off the camera. If this is an attempt at getting James Rolfe's attention, this is pretty sad.

You know, a lot of these video game cameos make no sense.

Fourth shot: Bores in a blonde wig and sunglasses, a Psyduck toy (random), TheArchfiend yelling “Fuck you AVGN” (ugggggggggggh, such a hypocrite), Dirk (Ronnie’s brother, and I can’t believe I know that… fuck my life), Eggplant Wizard, some bald fan, Bores in a fisherman’s hat, Bores looking like Gandalf the Gray, Mr. Game & Watch, Bores in a beard, Bores in an eye patch and wig, someone that I’m assuming is Bores’ version of Iceman and the Duck Hunt dog..

Or maybe that wasn’t Iceman above as next we see the “X-Men” in heaven, along with IG’s little angel. What was even the point of the X-Men? To showcase how much of a fucking Marty Stu IG is? … Yeah that actually sounds about right.

Then we cut back to inside the Megazord, where Wise Sage exclaims “Morphenominal” and IG just goes “Really?” I like Wise Sage just putting on his sunglasses, metaphorically giving IG the finger. To be fair, it is a better phrase than “That’s a Super Mega Win”. Have I made it clear that I don’t think too highly of Super Megaforce?

We then cut to the Castle of Evil, where Shadow Overlord yells at Evil Gamer and RED, when the giant HAL-Bot’s head flies down and crushes him. … That’s it? That’s how they’re dealing with the villain? IG didn’t even know who he was! That’s a really fucking lame main villain. We didn’t even get to see him out of the shadows! Unless he was never meant to be out of the shadows… if the long-gone game was anything to go by.
How do Evil Gamer and RED react? They go get some pizza. ……….. Bored.

Then it cuts to Kent Brockman (I now refuse to use his actual name) as he credits to the victory to the Power Rangers. IG gets mad because it wasn’t them, it was the “Irate Gamer Team”. Aren’t you the one that destroyed the robot in the Power Rangers Megazord? I can see why people would be confused by that. If it was your own robot that you made, and Brockman credited the Power Rangers, then maybe that joke could have worked!

So the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Oh sorry, my mind retreated to a show that doesn’t blow ass.
Sage Elder tells them they’re all awesome and he’ll call upon them again if there’s ever any evil. IG declares they’re going to review games again as R.O.B. appears out of nowhere to destroy MMPR on Sega CD.
And in another confirmation that this is likely never going to be on DVD, the ending credits song is When Can I See You Again by Owl City (famously used in Wreck-It Ralph). A song owned by Disney! And we get the credits for the main team, Kent Brockman goes to take a leak, and we see the credits for the cameos. Steve Masters, SWAGshow, TheArchfiend, Geoff the Hero (also known as Geoff Mendicino), Max Medina, Johnny Awesome, and Eric Gaede. Then Chris credits himself with “And a crapload of Chris Bores’s” Ego much?

And for one final stinger, we cut to Hell where Devil Bores is cleaning up when… is that supposed to be a part of the giant HAL-bot? Why would a robot go to hell? Unless it’s Robot Hell from Futurama, but you didn’t establish that Chris! Anyway, it falls into Hell.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK! Oh God, that was just as bad as I thought it would be!

First, the review. To be fair, there wasn’t much he could say about this game. It’s a shitty FMV game with a stupid rhythm/QTE mechanic that becomes impossibly hard. *checks for cheat codes* Ah, there’s a Stage Skip cheat, that explains how he got to the end of the game.
But really, if you want a more entertaining review of this game, check out Spoony’s FMV Hell video on it. It’s an old one but still worth watching.

The story part is where it all crashes down. They simply just defeat the giant HAL-bot with the Megazord. If you really wanted to make this big, you would have used the Ultrazord. Get the Dragonzord and Titanus in on it. But that would mean searching for more stock footage outside of the one or two episodes that you used, and that would mean working!
The Shadow Overlord was a terrible villain overall, he did NOTHING! NOTHING! And his defeat was so rushed that Bores would have been better off doing “I’ll get you next time Gadget, next tiiiime!” Sure I would have criticized it, but for different reasons.
Did we learn anything from all this? Was there a lesson? Did anybody grow? NO! This might as well just been a random filler episode of Power Rangers! This storyline was a waste of time! For someone that complains about terrible endings to video games, this itself was a terrible ending. Just like I had predicted.
Wait… where’s the god damn Pixel Demon?! The Silver Surfer episode ended with him coming out of the TV. Where the hell is he? Did Bores just completely forget about him?

I should probably bring up the “cheering scene”. It’s rather telling that Chris only got 7 people  for this, and had to resort to clones of himself, video game sprites and toys to fill out the rest. I heard from an anonymous source that two of the video game reviewers Chris actually asked were Armake21 and PlayItBogart. Two caustic critics that were reasonably popular waaaaaay back in 2006/07, but have since fallen off and stopped (I know Armake has, not sure about PIB). I think it’s rather telling that Chris is so deep in his bubble that he couldn’t ask contemporary reviewers to try this, but people that haven’t been around for years. He could have tried TotalBiscuit, Boogie2988, Angry Joe, ProJared, JonTron, PeanutButterGamer, the Best Friends Zaibatsu,  Kwing, Yuriofwind, ReviewTechUSA (the last three are featured on GotGame! Could have tried that!), The Runaway Guys, The Completionist, Dodger of PressHeartToContinue, Jesse Cox, Egoraptor, even god damn DarkSydePhil! Hell, you could have extended out to non-game reviewers, you could have tried Linkara. Sure, all these people would have likely said no, but the fact is you didn’t try. You didn’t try looking up contemporary talent because you’re stuck in the past. Hell, your “there’s not many of us left” comment shows just how deep in your bubble you really are.

Phew…
I want to thank you all. Thank you for helping me through all these horrible videos, for reading my terrible jokes and writing, and supporting me through all of this. I really do appreciate it. You guys are the best. Whatever Bores does next, I'll be ready to take it down.

In case you haven’t seen it, I recommend checking out the article from Sunday. http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2014/04/something-i-feel-needs-to-be-addressed.html

269 comments:

  1. Well, it’s actually, finally over. My initial wild and unfocused observations (sometimes crossing over with Dan’s):

    The YouTube description: “Don't miss it! Tons of Cameo's [sic] towards the end.” Way to ruin any possible surprise factor. Suppose ads for the Dr. Who 50th anniversary special said “Be sure and catch the scene when all 13 Doctor’s show up at once, save Gallifrey, and after that Tom Baker does a Cameo! It’ll be more exciting then you can shake a stick at!”

    Primary plot line: Exactly the same as the previous chapter (he has to review a game to get mad to beat the robot). The reason we waited for weeks after the cliffhanger was so we could watch the same thing happen.

    “Ann B. Davis as Alice:” Family Guy joke, stolen wholesale.

    6:12 - I am reminded of a Simpsons gag where a delirious Homer asks Moe “Are you an angel?” And Moe says “Yeah, Homer. All us angels wear Farah slacks.”

    IG as AVGN in the upper left of 6:39… I suppose it beats hunting down James and wearing his skin, which he seems only a couple steps from attempting. This grotesque mirror-universe “IVGN” is the only character in the celebratory clusterfuck who doesn’t seem to be happy, in fact he’s flipping double birds in the same direction everyone else is cheering… up at the victorious Megazord… straight at Bores. is Bores acting on a bizarre wish for James to be enraged by this video, or by something else he’s done? (James may be better than all of us for having the strength and maturity to just IGNORE him.)

    Shadow Overlord: In retrospect, the character had no reason to exist. Didn’t he long to get released from the picture frame, and wouldn’t a good movie have had that happen, raising the stakes for a second finale with more emotional content following the first, action-driven finale? Third Rate Gamer’s prediction (“it’s just me in some stupid makeup or something”) may have been wrong, but it was a good guess at a more promising ending. And why are the other villains afraid of him, since trapped in there all he can do his yell at them?

    In that spirit: did any character at all in this movie learn, grow or change as a result of the trying experiences the ‘story’ presented? I’m not saying that if Bores realized the Sword of Inferno was inside him the whole time, that would have fixed anything, but oy.

    Just how many minutes long is this movie, and will any masochist edit it together? I suppose Bores may try to get another DVD sale out of it.

    Why “Pixel Demon?”

    Why any of it?

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    1. Bores. I called you an asshole now your a double asshole and INSULTING YOUR INSPIRATION! Wow. I cant believe I used to fucking like this asshole. (Thank god wwemankindfan813 told me of the Nerd. He is WAY BETTER!)

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    2. Humph. I think I know why Mr. Bores Me To Sleep gave up the Angry Gamer shtick when I thought he'd go on forever, never learning a damn thing (like he had been doing in years' past)...

      It's because _Bores never was, never has been, and never will be a gamer, nor will he ever be competent enough to be a gamer._

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    3. Counting just the storyline bits, only around 80-85 minutes. And the last 20 minutes or so of that contains quite a bit of material that Saban, Toei, Viacom, Disney, and whoever owns the rights to Brady Bunch will not be happy about. Also, the report has Kenny Brockelstein or whoever say there are five rangers on screen when showing a photo with the green ranger added. Congratulations, Chris: not only did your "movie" hit my Monster A Go-Go and Invasion of the Neptune Men analogies on the head, but you may have done far greater damage to my toku fandom than Saban or Viacom ever could. You even lack an ability to count to six. Bravo.

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  2. I was just looking through the comments, and guess what I found out. Apparently, Blueluigi tried to appear in Bores' video as well. I already hate that guy enough after his Super Punch Out review and the Brony parody he made. Here's what he said:

    "blueluigi
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    Hey, Chris. I just want to say congrats on your storyline and your videos. I got to say, you've really come a long way since you first started in 2007.

    I did try to make a green screen video of being part of the crowd, but unfortunately, I couldn't get good enough lighting for the green screen to work. If this was at my old home where I got decent lighting to use for some of my green screen clips in 2009, it would have totally worked, and I would have been able to appear in this video. Ah... well. Life goes on. I know I haven't exactly been making videos on my channel as of late, but I am open to having you appear in a future video of mine."

    Dammit, Blue. I thought you've given up. I hope to god this doesn't happen, because I already hate this guy even more than I hate Bores.

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    1. That's odd, I thought he commented on this blog a long time ago, why is he suddenly being friendly to Chris?

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    2. If I remember correct, he was the one who pointed out the stolen footage in the Sonic Generations review!

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    3. You are correct, sir: http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2012/05/generations-of-sonic-speed-by-igs-slow.html

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    4. But, why would BlueLuigi ever want to be in Boring Man's videos? What, internet infamy?

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  3. This video is terrible. The only good thing about it is that Karbia didn't have a cameo appearance. We all know how big his ego is.

    And I thought his last video was one of the worst.

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  4. Oh yeah, TheArchfiend commented on his video a while ago.

    "Who was that rude asshole that said "Fuck you AVGN" at 6:42?"

    Unsurprisingly, his comment gets 12 upvotes. Given the fact that most Irate Gamer fans hates AVGN. And we all know how stupid they were.

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    1. Haha...Archfiend tries to be funny...

      ...

      He's not...

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    2. I never find him funny. But that again, I never actually watched his videos.

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    3. He had one funny video, and he wasn't even the reason it was funny. It was the one where he played a previous video of himself with Youtube's caption translator thing running to show how off it was. Still, his and Bores' legions of easily-led sheep fanboys clearly like him in spite of having no original thoughts and proving himself repeatedly to be a massive sell-out hypocrite.

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    4. I know I've probably been living under a rock, but why is the Archfiend so for Bores anyway? I thought he hated him. Either way, it's was totally uncalled for.

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  5. At last, the story is fucking over. Overall, it's really fucking stupid. Story inconsistencies, horrible special effects (I know they're horrible because I have been to media school) and VERY bad acting. Ironically, I would have at least say the storyline was a bit of a guilty pleasure for me but the cheering scene which features Ass Gaede and Assfiend really kills the entire thing for me. This is an episode which I will definitely not revisit because of that god awful ending.

    I get a feeling the main reason Chris included Archfiend shouting 'Fuck you AVGN' was to demoralize James Rolfe and his fanbase. Sorry Chris but the only person who is demoralized here is you. Do you know why more people respect AVGN more than you Bores? Because James completely refuses to pick a fight with you! Even when he knows that people make fun of IG all the time, he chose to stay quiet and disacknowledge the whole feud between him and you. Check out this video for crying out loud!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPhTVSsv5s

    See Bores? It takes more courage not to pick a fight with anybody and that is very respectable! And while James is soon going to show a movie which clearly shows him putting lots of effort and passion into it, you are forever stuck in the obscure section of the Youtube community where only the population of the Vatican City (compare to 7 billion people in the world) ever acknowledges your existence. Same goes to you, Eric Gaede.

    If you excuse me, I'm going to watch a few episodes of Power Rangers because that's what I rather be watching.

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    1. Bores constantly trying to pick a fight with Rolfe while Rolfe wisely refuses to bite reminds me of WCW and TNA trying to pick fights with Vince McMahon and getting no acknowledgement for doing so. It's sad that some people are so devoid of ideas and ways to make a name for themselves off the back of their own work that their only recourse is to nip at the heels of other, better talent. IG and ArchFiend have both made a career out of this, they deserve each other.

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    2. And it's not even like the "Fuck you AVGN" quote was hidden or just mouthed or anything - it's one of the most clearly heard things in any of the crowd scenes! And didn't Bores say the audio didn't matter? Implying he would dub it over or something?

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    3. You know, I'm amazed James has ignored Bores for this long. Any ordinary person would have at least shot back by now. Then again, Bores is the reviewer equivalent of a punching bag; hardly anyone takes him seriously, especially TGWTG.

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  6. I am only going to say this once. FUCK YOU WITH A TEN FOOT POLE BORES. I AM TALKING ABOUT ALL TEN FEET IN THERE. Now that I have gotten that out of the way I have one major complaint about this idiocy that I will air out here. WHY DID HE BOTHER EVEN INTRODUCING THE SHADOW OVERLORD IF HE WAS JUST GOING TO CRUSH HIM AFTER DOING JACK ALL. I am done for now but I will most likely ask for help in killing this sad excuse for a storyline. By the by the reviews could most likely be cut out completely for said purposes.

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  7. I agree that this finale was a disaster (as expected
    ). One thing that I noticed was In the first cameo shot, the bores wearing the mario hat, holding a pokemon ball i believe is supposed to be jewWario. Considering the hat, the poke ball (JW reviewed pokemon games) and similar shirt http://thezerolevel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/RIP-JewWario.jpg

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    1. So he captured JewWario? I think that's probably clutching at straws even considering what a low-life Bores is. Remember, in his comment about how JewWario was in hell for committing suicide, he said he didn't know who he was. So I think it's unlikely he would have been able to work him into a project he presumably completed filming some time ago. If not, why would he lie about not knowing him?

      I reckon it's just a coincidence, but given that we already know Bores has no integrity or scruples of any kind, neither scenario would surprise me.

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    2. We'll agree to disagree, I can understand one or two coincidences but not 3. Why else would he be wearing that hat, holding that ball and wearing that shirt?

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    3. "he said he didn't know who he was."

      Bores also once said he hadn't watched AVGN since 2007, when he clearly kept stealing from him.

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  8. wow the video was crap i love to see him get sued to death by multiple companies bc of his copyrighted footage and when he does get sued ill b laughing my ass off great post Daniel ive been a fan of ur blogs since 2010 and while i have never commented on most of them i have to say this was ur best blog keep up the good work i cant wait to see how ull bash bores for future videos and other bullshit he will do great job bro

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    1. Well, you can always try reporting him. I mean, it hasn't worked in the past, but... considering all the copyrighted content in this one, well... we can always hope.

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    2. If Chris releases this on DVD (and knowing his stupidity, he will), we can easily report him to Disney and Saban. Watch him get sued.

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    3. That's implying it would actually be worth their trouble to sue him.

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    4. As satisfying as the idea of those companies hauling Chris's butt into court would be, anybody with half a brain can tell the only person he's hurting is himself. Let him sink his own boat, its all he's been doing for year.

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  9. The cameos were arguably the worst part of the video.

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    1. i agree its like he ewas saying look haters i have fans so fuck off and i say no fuck u irate gamer

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    2. He always does this. He did it by buying a bunch of posters and memorabilia for his room and calling it a "new set" as a lame way of trying to convince people he was a legit gamer. He had pointless cameos from the infinitely more likeable Eric Wisesage to show he didn't always have to star as all of his characters, and even though Eric has said several times he's not really into it and has even provided humiliating insight on Bores on several occasions, Bores keeps bringing him back because he can't get anyone else on a regular basis. And, let's not forget that he's used sockpuppet accounts to comment on his own work before and may even be posing as his own mother either part or all of the time.

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    1. Here's the original post that starts cataloging the storyline:

      http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/2013/01/attempted-storyline-analysis-last.html

      Good luck making something sensical out of it all!

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  12. This 'movie' has been so bad, it actually makes Quantic Dream titles, recent Final Fantasy games, and even Mass Effect 3's ending look like expert writing in comparison. This crap wouldn't make it as a bonus feature on a TGWTG anniversary set. The only positive thing you can say about it is that at least the time wasted watching it wasn't all wasted at once, it was spread out. But that was also the principle reason why it's so bad. Bores had no idea what he was doing because he just split the whole thing into chapters and worked on one at a time. He had no plan and clearly didn't even follow his previously established cannon or themes since he forgot the Genie's character was antagonistic towards him and didn't explain why he was now helping, forgot the pixel demon was still around, changed the genre from mech fighting to fantasy and back again, and made his villain a complete waste that might as well have been 'Dr Bitch Spasms' from NC's Patch Adams review. And the only reason he did this was because AVGN is making a real movie, one that - while probably not going to be laugh-a-minute stuff and will likely have its fair share of stupid moments - will at least resemble an actual story, with focus and characters and real production values and competent acting and cameos from people that actually have credibility and contextual reasons to make said cameos (e.g. Lloyd Kaufman), plus it's centred around reviewing the one game he's held off one for years. Not just making a bunch of regular reviews with an ever-changing, tangential plot and cynically trying to claim it's a movie.

    It's ironic that the main villain was a 'shadow overlord', because Bores has spent his entire internet career CHOOSING to remain in the shadow of AVGN.

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    2. Before the Silver Surfer episode, if I remember exactly, Bores promoted the emergence of a new villain on his website with an ominous graphic of two glowing red eyes and the words "THE PIXEL DEMON IS COMING." When the episode aired, the Demon turned out to be a boring and ineffectual graphic that was destroyed with a single Bob-omb.... EXCEPT the very end of the episode showed him escaping Bores' TV still alive. That was the last we ever saw or heard of the Pixel Demon. But from Bores, what did we expect?

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    3. Suddenly there was no Pixel Demon. No Game Genie to root against, no thing called Shadow Overlord to be fought; just a man in Ohio and his antics against chroma key. Also, I can now officially say I prefer Eric "Wise Sage" Allen over Chris; in a similar manner to how many prefer the Aztec to Puma Man. Now it's back to Monster Party randomness, I imagine. At least Bores N Doors came out of that. I can't even think of anything for more parody videos; since Boring Man seems to have devolved into what I think of him. These last few storyline videos (with emphasis on the SNES and Genesis MMPR portions, this finale is just insult to injury) managed to capture all my problems with him, far greater than his attempt at being a mockbuster of you-know-who. 1. Canyon-sized holes in research that persist despite numerous corrections (which he ignores). 2. Incompetence in gaming to the point where he bashes good games quite often. 3. Acting, writing and direction that would make Tommy Wiseau look like Clint Eastwood. 4. Outright stealing footage from sources without giving credit. 5. His increasing misanthropy towards other reviewers and users who don't cross his very thin way of getting "fustrated!" Holy Hynden Walch, I need a caffeinated beverage before English Comp.

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  13. I believe the shadow overlord represents Chris Bore's drive to give a shit and actually do creative things. Think about it, the shadow overlord uses creative means to take down Chris whereas Chris simply replies using cheap plagiarism that is hardly convincing because its not creative or smart. The shadow overlord is not egotistic and refuses to show his face or otherwise take credit for his work... in fact, I don't think Chris ever really figures out that he has this shadow man doing creative things. This ending is a bad one not because its terrible but because it shows that Chris's laziness, egotism and plagiarism have won out over his desire to actually explore new and thrilling concepts.

    Can't wait to get to this one on the wiki.

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  14. Oh yeah and I'm surprised no one has commented on the fact that Chris Bores left out his impressionable and highly fanatical child fans. Man that's gonna burn for a few years.

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  15. Iam in the IG VIDEO HOLY SHIT!!!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arkaUkSeqHU&feature=youtu.be

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    2. You are in Chris' Video. Congrats.
      That should look good on your CV when you grow up.

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    3. I'AM JUST HERE TO SEEK REVENGE ON YO ASSES

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    4. hunter, you haven't gotten revenge on anyone. your hero is a ginormous hack with a very shitty attitude and doesn't like listening to constructive criticism.

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    5. Was he really in the video? I didn't exactly see him...

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    6. I think he was...nah, I don't see him. :D

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    7. First off, who the hell is Iam? Didn't you mean Ian?
      Second off, why are you proud about that Iam in an IG epsiode. That is not something you should be be proud of. We don't want to point out Chris' flaw. It's too long.

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  16. In the 3rd shot there was also Not-Nerd (Bores as the AVGN............................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

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  17. Anyone noticed in the third shot of the cheering crowd, after Elder Sage. Back in the left you see Bores with a white shirt, glasses on and gives the camera the finger... Is he saying that avgn hates this ending or was this just another try to show how much better he is?

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  18. In a way, this video could have been a fine way for Bores to end not only the storyline but his career on YouTube as well. However, seeing as how he intends on doing more game reviews, this assumption is likely not going to happen. I honestly don't know what he can do though, especially after such a "grand" finale. What could top that?

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    1. I don't know, punching orphans? Committing murder on film? Encouraging other people to commit suicide and rioting? Seriously I think Chris is just going to keep escalating until he finally takes things too far.

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  19. You know, I recall a short while ago someone said that Bores' idiotic plot was no worse than Linkara's. Having watched this video, it almost seems like Bores is going out of his way to be worse. When Linkara does his goofy Power Rangers stuff, he actually does his own original action scenes, silly costumes and all. Bores just edited a bunch of stock footage together with some green screened talking head scenes.

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  20. Ohhh I just realized something; what if the Pixel Demon is providing setup for a sequel? Think about it, IG thinks he's dead and we last saw him leaving the TV. That might be giving Bores waaaay too much credit, but given his tendency to drop plot elements for long periods of time before digging them back up, I think it seems likely.

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  21. Well, just from reading this article I can tell Bores' "magnum opus" is probably even worse than most of what he's put up ever.

    Batdan, thanks for doing all this. If you'll continue to document the idiocy of Bores, we'll be here supporting you every step of the way.

    Looking forward to the eventual final downfall of everyone's least favorite reviewer!

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  22. Well... after years of acting like a dipshit, horrible acting, and not even trying to entertain his audience... It's finally over.

    Gotta say, I'm a little sad to see Bores go; but at the same time, I'm happy as a clam. Not because I hate the guy personally, I just hate how he chose to be a piss-poor version of AVGN when he could have done something more productive with his life.

    If the show of the Irate Gamer is finally finished (a show that no one seems to care much about, or a true gamer would even recognize as factual or legit), then I take it Chris has finally learned that his show will never be as good as other peoples' like WizWar, Urinating Tree, AVGN, Armake21, etc.

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    1. Pretty sure Chris is still going to do reviews. It's just that this stupid storyline is over.

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    2. This would be a perfect opportunity for him to leave general game reviews behind and focus on skylanders (of course, I don't care about skylanders at all, I have no idea how skylander's fans feel about his reviews)

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    3. Well, I've always had quite a rush reading these exposition blogs of Boring Man.

      When I say, "Sad to see him go", I mean the Irate Gamer storyline... if you could call that shameful circus act he kept up for years a storyline. It was entertaining to see how horrible his acting was, how incorrect he was, and so on.

      Then again, I can't personally judge Bores Me To Tears, he started out trying to cash in on the "Angry Gamer" back when it was remotely funny.

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  23. I'm reading Asalieri's comments about this blog. It's hilarious, he says that it's heavily censored with no freedom of speech.

    And his fanboys tell Daniel Hirsch to kill himself. How mature.

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    1. "Heavily censored with no freedom of speech", my ass, Asalieri. It just goes to show how little that fat tub of lard knows about this blog, not to mention he's saying that out of hatred and bias for BatDan.

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    2. well then, let's see how long this comment remains here, that is if I'm even allowed to post it! Batdan HAS deleted my posts here in the past, and he HAS banned me from posting even innocuous and inconsequential comments.

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    3. I didn't even use the words 'freedom of speech' either. I did say it's heavily censored here, though. You should quote me correctly if you are going to be 100% objective.

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    4. Nice to meet you too, Feltzer! I'm flattered you called me 'little', considering my well known girth! I used to hate the hell out of Batdan, for spreading lies about me. Nowadays, it's a 'meh' feeling. I suspect it must be the same for him.

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    5. Asalieri, I'll say this to you: I apologize for my ad hominem attacks and admit I was wrong in quoting you. There, I admitted to my mistakes, so, are there going to be any hostilities between us? I wish for that not to be, and I have no desire to argue.

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    6. "banned me from posting even innocuous and inconsequential comments."

      The last comment you made said we were all mindless drones... Everywhere you go you attempt to start a fight, pretend there's no issue at all and then leave without solving anything. Not saying that you're doing that here but its just a general trend.

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    7. Wait...Asalieri is still around. *looks up and sees his name above mine* oh hi!

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    8. Feltzer, I concur with that sentiment, man. Shake?

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    9. Kill, I'm not even attempting to start a fight. I would, however, like it if you guys were a lot more honest about what you guys say. Not only about me, either. I can admit to having gone overboard on my channel in the past. Can you guys honestly not see that in yourselves, though?

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    10. The thing with Kill Ultra is that he is a drone, and that he attacks people's family and starts pointless flame wars.

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    11. and it's not like I need to convince you or anything, obviously, we differ on our opinions of people. But all this namecalling back and forth, on both our ends... don't you get sick of it? I hadn't brought you guys up in a long time until last night, when I just decided to blurt my mind and feelings out (prompted by the fact that you guys just can't seem to stop bringing ME up, in posts I read here from the last 3 days or so) what's the end game here? We don't have to get along, sure. But do we really have to take every potshot we can at each other?

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    12. well Ben, I'm gonna give Kill Ultra the benefit of the doubt and hope that he leads by example for a change. I'm sick of all the harassment, myself. You can say I deserve it all you want, but in the end it only means you would have to agree with the kinds of tactics some people have resorted to. Which means you can't possibly consider yourselves above any of the people you complain about.

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    13. "you guys just can't seem to stop bringing ME up"

      Well of course you were brought up, you were in the most recent episode. You can't pretend that you're presence there doesn't warrant discussion.

      "I would, however, like it if you guys were a lot more honest about what you guys say."

      Unless you're trying to say that you want us to stop talking about you and spreading evidence that supports the negative things we said about you. Seriously? Pretending that what people have said is wrong without evidence and right from the get go... Have you not learned anything from the past 20 times you've been in a conversation like this?

      "I just decided to blurt my mind and feelings out"

      I'm sorry but Asalieri, you make way too many generalizations. Its very prominent in your use of language. One or two individuals here actually talk about you and you act as if the entire blog is against you. We're sick of this because you choose to treat as if we are in a feud when all it takes for this to end is for you to stop talking about us or otherwise stop making generalizations about the people on this blog. I mean, you seriously don't expect people to see your channel discussion page do you? Just look at this.

      "Basically, if you have anything remotely positive to say about Chris, it's prohibited there. Now tell me how free and fair you morons are."

      How very diplomatic... The only people who get their comments deleted are the people who repeatedly cause fights and only attempt to start fights. Making complete generalizations about other people based on very anecdotal evidence is just disgusting. Even people like Johnny awesome are allowed to post here and his comments are essentially "IG ROXXORS, YOU GUYS SUXXORS". If you have been reading these comments sections for the last 3 days you would have seen his comments.

      "in posts I read here from the last 3 days or so"

      Which brings me to this point, or exhibit A. Claiming that you've done research and that your facts are justified. Did you really read the last comments made 3 days ago? This article is less than a 2 days old. If you want to back your opinion don't pretend that you're well versed in the situation when you aren't.

      Then there's crap like this comment where you completely mix two blogs.

      "They aren't THERE anymore. I remember the conversation I attempted on that blog too, where Lasersquad had the gall to alter what I was writing. How's that for honesty?"

      Lasersquad isn't on this blog and he doesn't run it either. And in addition you kept changing the subject in the youtube discussion. But I guess you realized you don't want to continue a feud against a blog you don't even read or know anything about so you wrote this:

      "what's the end game here? We don't have to get along, sure. But do we really have to take every potshot we can at each other?"

      This blog will always exists to write about the exploits of Irate Gamer. Its the only website that actually follows Irate Gamer's work and provides criticism on it. It is a niche demographic and it has nothing to do with taking potshots at you. If you wanted to talk about the explicit state of affairs sure, but then why try to maintain we're a totalitarian state? Why make generalizations about everyone here and pretend that you have justified point. The current state of affairs here is that we don't like you because of you have spent more time saying how we're apparently evil and censor people while at the same time quoting our comments out of context, and saying we have no right to exist. This has nothing to do with us hating you but rather the fact that you haven't rescinded that rhetoric or even ramped it down a notch. In short the only reason we're even a teensy hostile to you is based on your behavior to us. If you have something against batdan you can say it but targeting everyone else was a very undiplomatic move.

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    14. " They all love to say i'm a hypocrite and a lowlife, yet none of them realize any of their own hypocrisies and how they've actually become infinitely worse than anything i've ever said or done during the course of my youtube channel"

      Eric if you're trying to stop people from talking negatively about you. Calling them all hypocrites responsible for ruining your life is not the way to go. Try to at least let your opinion on youtube match the mood you are attempt establish on foreign areas. Saying they are somehow worse then despite the fact that none of us here do anything more than discuss your involvement with Irate Gamer is just sickening.

      "You can say I deserve it all you want, but in the end it only means you would have to agree with the kinds of tactics some people have resorted to."

      How exactly does saying that you deserve it mean that its okay for the "some kinds of tactics some people have resorted to". Did you even catch the guy who did that ad you were referring to? Heck the problem in the last few quotes is here in this one too. You continually refuse to believe there's a middle ground. But I digress, what exactly do you want Eric?

      TL:DR Eric? Is there a point to this other than a weak attempt to make a truce? I can understand that you want people to stop saying negative things about you, but for that to happen you'll have to write something sincere and meaningful; not something that makes the same mistakes that gave people legitimate cause to be mad at you.

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    15. you're right, that IS Tl;dr. Gimme a second to read it all. Real quick though, you guys brought me up in the PREVIOUS post, days before I even appeared in that Irate Gamer vid. So what's your excuse THERE, Kill? I do believe in a middle ground. Just because you refuse to see it doesn't mean I don't have one. What do I want? I dunno, I haven't the faintest idea sometimes. For now, I dunno, maybe less attacks from you, less vitriol, considering i've toned down my own rhetoric a LOT since 2011 would be nice. A little credit for being something other than the evil sociopath you paint me as would be nice. Perhaps the honesty I asked of you would be nice? I WAS being sincere just now.

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    16. ...Y'know, Asa kind of a has a point. People on this blog HAVE gone a bit too far before (I can name at least one incident) and, to my knowledge, he hasn't done anything all that bad recently. All he did was cameo in the Irate Gamer finale, and it's not like he did anything bad in it - just cheer.

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    17. Kill, the tone on my comment section is due to your continued insistence in badmouthing me, which is about as diplomatic as your rhetoric against me has been. I give as good as I get. I wasn't mixing blogs, by the way. The guy brought that other blog up, and I answered in turn. I can see how you'd think I was mixing them, seeing as there are times the rhetoric here rivals that blog's style, although I do have to concede that you're nowhere NEAR that incendiary or vitriolic. You do have members, such as Kiki, who take both blogs as holy scripture and who adhere to the hatred espoused by both. Teeny bit of hate? Come on man, read the comments of the last two posts that contain 'asa' in them. That's pure vitriol, bro. DO you really find my answer to that as surprising?

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    18. April 16th... this is 5 days before Irate Gamer put me in his review... you guys had a lengthy conversation about me two posts before this one on the blog. What prompted it? Literally, nothing. You just felt like having another go at me out of nowhere, where as usual, you misrepresent the actual events to suit whatever weird fetish you have with bringing me down. Kill, like I said. All I would want at this point is for you to give it a rest. I didn't provoke you 9 days ago. You're doing it of your own accord at this point. You couldn't possibly claim *I* am causing the fights now.

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    19. last question for you Kill, before I leave you be;
      do you agree with bringing people's families into internet drama? do you think it's an appropriate response to my videos to send an email to my daughter's teacher telling her to watch out for me because I mistreat my kids? Do you agree with ED's style of balls to the wall harassment? I'd like your genuine opinion of that kind of tactic. I want to see if you are actually reasonable, or just another guy who thrives on internet drama.

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    20. "which is about as diplomatic as your rhetoric against me has been"

      Really? So apparently I haven't been using evidence and have been lying? There's difference between badmouthing and listing the truth.

      "I wasn't mixing blogs, by the way."

      Uh yeah you were. He asked about this blog and you switched to a conversation about the other blog. I can read youtube comment sections Eric... assuming you haven't deleted that conversation, the many comments against your poorly made videos and then came here to complain about your comments being deleted years ago for being full of lying and attempting to do the same thing you've done here.

      "April 16th... this is 5 days before Irate Gamer put me in his review... you guys had a lengthy conversation about me two posts before this one on the blog. What prompted it? Literally, nothing. "

      AHEM "Also out of curiosity, is that "Reviewing the Reviewer" fellow still around?" - Kama
      Reading and research Asalieri, its kind of essential. A user asked what happened to your show and another person replied that it had falling out due to a recent incident involving stalking and harassment of a ex-friend of yours by you. My post links to a documentation of that incident. So what do you mean unprompted? Take a look it has a full start and beginning. Unprompted would be making random insults that have no relevance to you. Oh and length? Its six comments long! One of them is "Wait, Asa did WHAT? When did THIS happen?". I see you like lying Eric.

      " You just felt like having another go at me out of nowhere, where as usual, you misrepresent the actual events to suit whatever weird fetish you have with bringing me down."

      Nice just imply its a fetish... that'll help convince me to stop making fun of you. Do you like pretending that your haters masturbate to thei-r hate of you?

      "For now, I dunno, maybe less attacks from you, less vitriol, considering i've toned down my own rhetoric a LOT since 2011 would be nice"

      "Kill, the tone on my comment section is due to your continued insistence in badmouthing me"

      AHEM You badmouthed me first and you made a video that totally took out of context my comment to a totally insane troll.

      "All I would want at this point is for you to give it a rest"

      You give it a rest! You can even focus on the same topic for more than week. You are a slacktivist at heart and you refuse to tackle any topic in a reasonable manner.

      "You couldn't possibly claim *I* am causing the fights now."

      How funny, you're starting another one. You came here of your own accord and brought nothing to the table but thinly veiled insults and a cheap mockery of the idea of truce.

      "do you agree with bringing people's families into internet drama?"

      You apparently do. You've talked about other people's families before and repeatedly bring your family into internet arguments. You give away your own address and repeatedly ask trolls to escalate their behavior towards you. Your attempt to ask me to stop talking about you is so poorly worded that its as if you are insulting my relative lack of insulting you. FYI, listing the documentation of an incident does not count as insulting someone. I'm also pretty sure that you have said things about other people's kids that were not particularly savoury.

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    21. "I didn't provoke you 9 days ago."

      Yup that's why you never retracted your insults directed at me, everyone else here and this site I like to frequent. You certainly still don't maintain or encourage the notion that we shouldn't exist and that people should support your own opinion in making sure we don't exist. OH wait you do. If you wanted to say you didn't provoke me then maybe you should take down those videos that make fun of us. Hmm maybe a update video that says "these guys are okay" would be in order. Except that isn't what has happened is it? Grievances only go away when they are dealt with. A Grievance doesn't go away with time or in this case you picking someone else to harass for the next few weeks.

      "last question for you Kill... Do you agree with ED's style of balls to the wall harassment?"

      ED had nothing to do with the ad Eric. And what evidence do you have that they did? And as for the question, you didn't answer mine. I only give what I am allowed to take. If you can't answer a simple question as "Is there a point to this other than a weak attempt to make a truce?" then I am not obligated to give the obvious answer to your question. "I don't know" means this conversation is worthless you're proving exactly why batdan banned you in the first place. I can tell you I don't agree with your style of harassment either. Making videos that completely misrepresent an issue based on information you knew was false is terrible.

      TL:DR PLZ stop lying Eric. Its not helping your case and pretending that you're the full victim and you did nothing to provoke this is just wrong especially after you've claimed we are not allowed to exist. Especially after you claim we are censorship happy and still pretend that we are massive hate cult. Stop pretending that we are misrepresenting things when you are here totally out of touch with what's going on and not even bothering to re-read what you are writing. Fetish? Really Eric? That statement throws your entire argument out the window. Oh and your changing the subject... AGAIN. You can't claim you didn't start the fight when you are here making accusations that are totally baseless and listing evidence that is counter to your own argument.

      Last but not least "A little credit for being something other than the evil sociopath you paint me as would be nice. Perhaps the honesty I asked of you would be nice?"

      If this is what you want then you're going to have to tell me things you do well and show me evidence that will paint as you as a nice or good person. I have no evidence so to speak so to ask me to be honest and to give you credit is to ask me to tell others you are credibly evil and not likable. You might think is unreasonable but let's face it... have you named any of good traits and made a video that shows what kind of a good person you are? You keep telling me that you don't deserve to be harassed and that you are a good person. So why don't you write a full post about all the good things you've done and I mean things that can't be disputed. Because if someone asks me what I honestly think of you then I can only honestly reply in return based on your actions to me and your ability to not hide insults such as "my haters masturbate to their hate of me" which does not allow me to say you are a nice person and still feel honest.

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    22. 1. I am not starting a fight here. Jesus christ.
      2. I never brought anyone's family into any internet drama, this is plain false.
      3. That guy clearly brought up Lasersquad's blog, he mentioned him by name. He is talking about that blog, dude. Hence my answer, referring specifically to HIM.
      4. I've made several videos that are completely neutral, like my world cup videos or more recently, a video about cultural differences in how we view gambling and how Europe does. It's not like my channel is dedicated exclusively to talking about what I DONT like.
      5. how do YOU know ED had nothing to do with the ad? Do you have proof to the contrary? Let's go with what we can easily prove, then. They called my mom a whore. Appropriate? Come on now. And what was the point of digging up my little brother's dox? Or my little girl's teacher's info? Do you seriously condone that? does that make them good people in your book?

      there is a point to me talking to you as reasonably as I can muster, despite your belligerence. I am, against my better judgement still trying to understand you. I'm not even attacking you at the moment.

      You say your personal grievance is that I made a video taking your posts out of context. Let's work on that one, then. What harm has come to you as a result of "Megaassassin"? and what exactly did you find objectionable? I am sorry if it did cause you any problems or pain, for what it's worth.

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    23. I will concede your right to post whatever you like about Bores, hell, this is your blog, do what you like. But I can't in all honesty endorse it, if I did, i'd have to publicly say i'm cool with him being harassed, his mother insulted, his friends and people he's known cross examined for the purpose of denigrating him on a public forum. Hell, i'd have to say I agree with my OWN mother being insulted, if it came down to it. You appear to have no qualms with what ED posts about folks, regardless of how skewed or slanderous it is, or even ethical, for that matter. I can't endorse that kind of behavior.

      That doesn't mean I can't personally try to reason with you. If I didn't think I could reason with you, I wouldn't bother.

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    24. maybe i'm just too foolish for my own good? Kill Ultra, I apologize for making you feel bad with my parody of you. My intention was to make fun of something I saw are silly, not to humiliate you. I hope you can accept that somehow.

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    25. "I am not starting a fight here. Jesus christ."

      Yes escalate the rethoric by calling the name of a diety. I mean its typed speech and therefore you can control your emotions and prevent saying unnecessary swear words that would offend people who may or may not be highly religious? Surely this will be followed by a calm and not faked explanation about how you want to make amends?

      "2. I never brought anyone's family into any internet drama, this is plain false."

      Nope I guess not. So Eric, if you've never involved anyone's family into internet drama why have you done a video on other people's kids and chosen to focus on making fun of children in other videos? Oh how about this nice comment about Batdan's love interests?

      "but yeah, I can't imagine anyone wanting to go to bed with him unless they are completely in the dark about his secret obsession with Bores"

      Let's face it Asalieri you're allergic to the very insults you make daily.

      "3. That guy clearly brought up Lasersquad's blog, he mentioned him by name. He is talking about that blog, dude. Hence my answer, referring specifically to HIM."

      Except your the one who wrote the first comment in that thread and it explicitedly talks about THIS blog. "Every comment I ever made on your blog, attack wise OR neutral has been deleted by Batty. And I know I am not the only one who has had comments censored." Then you said this "They aren't THERE anymore. I remember the conversation I attempted on that blog too, where Lasersquad had the gall to alter what I was writing. How's that for honesty?". So either you're saying that Lasersquad deleted your comments which is ridiculous because they're still they and they still stink or you're referring to batdan deleting your comments because you'd just waste everybody's time.

      "4. I've made several videos that are completely neutral, like my world cup videos or more recently, a video about cultural differences in how we view gambling and how Europe does. It's not like my channel is dedicated exclusively to talking about what I DONT like."

      That's my point. You can't come clean without making amends. You don't get it do you? A crime is still a crime and you never apologized you never said you were wrong and you never made amends to anyone in a worthwhile fashion. Everytime you make amends its because the other person doesn't want to put up with you anymore, because they were intimidated by you. They don't actually like you. Hell you so easily made up with Ben Wagner even though he's just going to backstab you like everyone else he's been "friends" with and this was the guy leaking photos of your wife. You don't make amends, you don't make hypocritical pacts.

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    26. "5. how do YOU know ED had nothing to do with the ad? Do you have proof to the contrary? Let's go with what we can easily prove, then. They called my mom a whore. Appropriate? Come on now. And what was the point of digging up my little brother's dox? Or my little girl's teacher's info? Do you seriously condone that? does that make them good people in your book?"

      Easy, the legal definition of guilty is proven beyond all reasonable doubt. The only evidence you had that it was ED was some guy who was hated by ED holding a paper that said "ED 4 life". In addition if it was ED that hates you so much then how come you haven't gotten repeat incidents? ED is full of satirical people who don't do anything that's why. Maybe if 4chan or anonymous who actually have resources were against you, then you'd actually have a point. ED isn't capable of doing anything to anyone and until you have reasonable evidence that anyone did anything YOU CAN'T pin the tail on the donkey. Anyone who hates you could have done that. Even me, or hell even Ben Wagner the guy who hated you enough to circulate photos of your wife. I'd like to remind you that Ben Wagner's hobby is trying to get admin status on fansubbing forums to go ban everyone and kill the subbing group. He more than anyone has the dedication to do it. Don't believe take at look at your oh so dreaded forum thread on you. Its dead! It hasn't had an update for a while now. They weren't and never were dedicated to harassing you anymore than just writing random crap on their wiki.

      "there is a point to me talking to you as reasonably as I can muster, despite your belligerence."

      Yes listing your problems and inability to talk to people in a logical fashion counts as belligerence. Saying someone has a fetish is apparently A-Okay in your book.

      "You say your personal grievance is that I made a video taking your posts out of context. Let's work on that one, then. What harm has come to you as a result of "Megaassassin"?"

      Hmmm where to start? Okay we got a large amount of trolls repeating your arguments trying to pick fights with people and they were so problematic that batdan actually shut down the comments section until they got bored. We also have quite a few people who think its okay to just pretend that its perfectly fine to say we don't deserve to exist. And your influence has allowed people to think its okay to troll again for Irate Gamer. In addition "Megaassassin" isn't even a codeword or a clever name; its obviously a allegory for me (Derp get it? Mega = Ultra and kill means assassin) and you link just my comments in the same video. YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE OR OTHERWISE PREVENT SLANDER. Nice work Asalieri, you've managed to make me even more aware of how much of a jackass you were being when you made that video. You literally tried to make me synonymous with fanboyism. And yet you still act as if you haven't done anything majorly wrong.

      "I am sorry if it did cause you any problems or pain, for what it's worth."

      Are you sorry? Are you really REALLY sorry? Because I don't think you understand what sorry means.

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    27. "I will concede your right to post whatever you like about Bores, hell, this is your blog, do what you like. "

      Oh yeah you definitely deemed it was okay to post things about Bores... IT was just that existing was the problem you had with us. Hmmm? What about comments like this "Not an ounce of honesty, good will, honor, truth or giving a shit about any of the above exists in that basement hole they call a blog.".

      OR this one? "Expect them to come, leave hateful comments, and then lie about me somehow deleting them even though they're clearly there to read."

      Oh but its okay for ME to post but what about batdan's work? Or Kiki or anyone else?

      "Nah, the blog gives his life meaning, he'd never off himself and deprive himself of his 20 readers."

      Don't give me this bullshit okay? That was utter bullshit and you get a middle eastern thumbs up for it.

      "But I can't in all honesty endorse it, if I did, i'd have to publicly say i'm cool with him being harassed, his mother insulted"

      Chris Bores runs the ladybuggin777 account or is that not obvious to you? Chris has made his own mother a target of insults. Chris has been running his own sockpuppet accounts and happily trolling and harassing people. You even helped him do it. Now even Archfiend is helping him assault AVGN, a guy who has never insulted him back. Do you have a bullshit factory?

      " his friends and people he's known cross examined for the purpose of denigrating him on a public forum."

      We never have insulted his friends and relatives on the grounds they were related to him. We have made fun of his friends if they were caught engaged in trolling however.

      "Hell, i'd have to say I agree with my OWN mother being insulted, if it came down to it."

      So some guy you've abused and only hypocritically and a surface deep level made amends with is more important than your family. Its hilarious how you contradict your own stated values of caring about your loved ones and family. Hold on, do you also run the bullshit transportation service?

      "You appear to have no qualms with what ED posts about folks, regardless of how skewed or slanderous it is, or even ethical, for that matter."

      It's a satrical and lawful site. You can't touch them because its a legally allowed website. Heck the fact that lasersquad's blog is still up is a sign that he didn't lie about you. He's running wordpress, those sites are easily taken out by legal action but you haven't succeeded have you? Eric... you can lie all you want but the law is the law, and I will stand by law and order at all times against your bullshit company of lying. All you care about is getting money and trying to monetize your own material. You showed that during your copyright rant. Don't give me this bullshit about ethics when you don't have it yourself.

      "That doesn't mean I can't personally try to reason with you. If I didn't think I could reason with you, I wouldn't bother. "

      Well you think you could fly... I'm surprised you haven't tried that yet.

      "maybe i'm just too foolish for my own good?"

      Maybe if you used a dictionary and took more time and thought before hitting that publish button.

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    28. "Kill Ultra, I apologize for making you feel bad with my parody of you. My intention was to make fun of something I saw are silly, not to humiliate you. I hope you can accept that somehow."

      Nope not accepted. Its not funny nor could I ever understand how you would think its funny to completely misrepresent an individual. Then come over and say he is a lying idiot with a fetish and then expect him to understand. Perhaps if you came up with more clever name like Mr.fanboy or something other than a cheap low punch to the nuts of the guy you're trying to apologize to. OR hell you know you could also do actions that show you're sorry. You know those things? Like when Germany wanted to say it sorry it gave money to France for all the crap it went through? You know like an official apology? Other than coming to the guys place of frequent visits, conjecturing that everyone there is a stupid, censorship happy, ignorant loser from afar and then trying to say you're sorry? Stop me if you know how to apologize properly.

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    29. clearly, you're not going to accept my apology and would rather continue in enmity with me (know that it'll be all on your side, however.). Well, at least I had the gumption and the honor to try and make things right, even on your terms. I am not about to pay you money, if that's what you're alluding to.
      I humbly and respectfully take my leave. I don't see you as a loser. I see you as a guy with a chip on his shoulder who loves to argue for the sake of arguing rather than to make a difference. You win, I guess. Whatever 'winning' in this case means. Take care.

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    30. "Well, at least I had the gumption and the honor to try and make things right, even on your terms"

      I asked for an official apology video. Instead you are content with giving me nothing as I suspected you would anyway. But with your leaving I guess one thing is quite true, you're not very good unless you have all your friends coming in and bombarding the other guy with their more superior intellect. And hopefully you've learned that acting as if you are superior to other person and giving them an apology expecting gratitude doesn't exactly work.

      "I humbly and respectfully take my leave"

      This just in on Asalieri2's channel

      "Alright so yeah. I'm an idiot for actually thinking the guy could be reasoned with. He's just way too happy being belligerent and too into his hatred of me to see otherwise. How sad, really."

      Ah dude you didn't even ATTEMPT to reason with me. You need reason to reason with someone. You came in here blind, felt for the light switch, hit the fire alarm and thought it made the place more pleasant. Humble and respectful leave... Your actions speak louder then your words and lack of dictionary. Using the word gumption to describe your approach which was full of thinly veiled insults is hilarious. Shrewd and classy Asalieri, can't wait to see if you want to continue to try and spin this situation where you clearly fucked up and still trying to say you never did. I was saving these two words for the end even though I already had sufficient cause to say these are the beginning. Fuck you.

      Eric you make a mockery of the freedoms of the internet much like how your father made a mockery of freedom in reality. You're so twisted you probably though the aforementioned was a compliment. Please leave Asalieri, you're attempt to make an apology was hilariously weak and full of fail. Seriously? Posting negative things about the person you're trying to apologize to on a public channel he can view at any time? Glad you're not a diplomat!

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    31. Ahem, asa if you are done here stop trying to insult us on your youtube page.

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    32. I'll make that video apology for ya. Here's hoping you're able to accept it, seeing as it is what you demanded from me, after all. I fully expect you to take it out of context, feel insulted by it, feel the need to further insult ME for making it, and then write a 50 page essay on why I suck for having made it. Cheers.

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    33. speaking of classy, way to shoehorn my dad in there. Very good example of class there, bro.

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    34. Well remember an apology video is supposed to be an apology. If I see any means to be insulted then it isn't a apology regardless of how much you want it to be one.

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    35. "speaking of classy, way to shoehorn my dad in there."

      What? You're proud of him, aren't you? It's not as if you were a paragon or should I mention the fetish part? Or the youtube part? Or the lying part? Oh well since you are apologizing I'll lay off the repetitions of your wrong doings.

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    36. So asa how long were you going to wait to say that buggin called us mentally unbalanced then called me both insane and stupid.

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    37. I have a feeling there's no way I can put it where you won't take offense. You're just so happily entitled to your hatred, after all. I am not only proud of my father, I am inspired by him. You don't know him, but then again, you can write a hundred volume encyclopedia on what you don't know and still have room to write a thousand volumes more. You call me a slacktivist, yet you don't know the first thing about my dad's case, what happened, what the resulting verdict was, nothing. But let's stick to me for now, assuming you can manage that, eh? Maybe we can keep you on the correct target of your misguided hate for a change, hmm?

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    38. Gee I wonder why you couldn't put it in a way that won't offend me because the fact that buggin even said it and you agreed to it very freaking offensive. Also only buggin and you have any problem with how I type and being able to understand what I am typing.

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    39. Mich, you make no sense to me, and after reading your crazy responses to what I had to say (moreover, trying to muddy my name even further because well, that's how cheap you people are) I must say i'm inclined to agree with her. That IS Chris' mom, by the way, regardless of what you believe.

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    40. Anyone else confused by my comment, obviously asa you should not comment on this part. Also I don't recall saying anything about chris bores pretending to be his mother, this line doesn't count so don't get any ideas. Oh and asa it has been proven time and time again that yes chris bores pretends to be his mother.

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    41. yeah, no, that really is her. But you know what? Far be it from me to try to convince you. You continue to believe what makes you happy, if it makes you happy. Chris is the most evil, cunning, stupid, smart, tech savvy, unaware and oblivious guy in the world, right? I actually don't understand how you don't see all your contradictions.

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    42. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvD9TawMqCY

      this is pretty much where i'm at. Just replace "black person" with "irate gamer hater" and "n word" with "insults".

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    43. Who calls him tech savvy? He is also not even close to cunning and smart doesn't even come close to describing bores. Also unaware and oblivious are synonyms. Oh, also what I\if I actually do happen to have something wrong with me mentally since the fact that you and her repeatedly insult me makes you look really bad.

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    44. well, put two and two together. If he's so good at successfully impersonating his mother online, wouldn't that make him brilliant for stumping you for so long until you finally allegedly 'found him out'? (using god knows what skewed logic to arrive at that conclusion?) and if you are indeed mentally handicapped, then she is goddamn psychic, if anything it makes her an excellent guesser for accurately pinpointing the problem! Are you?

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    45. People guessed that it was him from the get-go so no you're whole argument falls apart. Also considering the crap you pull I would rather not say If I am or am not.

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    46. well, I have to assume you are, since you are being so mysterious about it. I was not making fun of your condition, and it's up to you to discern that or not.

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    47. So you condone what buggin does then? Also you have not seen walls of text until you have seen Falerin, to put it simply you will not understand him.

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    48. I don't believe Asa said anywhere,clearly, that he condones what she may or may not do.

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    49. I dunno, what DOES she do, other than call you insane (which, if you actually read what you write, from an outsider's point of view? YEAH, it doesn't look good). Does she call you in the middle of the night to harass you? Does she send nasty emails to people close to you? Does she sent people to your door asking for free games? Does she harass your brother, leaving messages on his phone demanding that he disown you because you're fat and stupid? NO? all she does is call you insane? I think you can live with something that benign, really.

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    50. Funny how this immediately went to problems you have that have nothing to do with this blog. Oh and asa you clearly missed when buggin implied my mother was a whore.

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    51. I did indeed miss that. You should point it out to me, it sure as hell wasn't in anything she wrote to me. But I know what it feels to have my mom called a whore, read my ED article and you'll see. Just click on the link that says 'the mother'. Mich, if you want me to empathize with your suffering, you would have to be able to understand mine. You probably don't realize that perhaps just MAYBE, some people have taken their 'hatred' too far.

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    52. Asa you are not subtle at all. Oh and stop acting like I am stupid, I know what happens when people take their hatred too far Alex Jones proved that quite handily.

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    53. "Does she call you in the middle of the night to harass you? Does she send nasty emails to people close to you? Does she sent people to your door asking for free games"

      Um Eric you shouldn't throw stones in glass houses. Haven't you've done similar things? Or was that stunt double at T-Kyle's house and on the phone (at least it wasn't at midnight right)? Oh well I'll leave you two alone. Good night everyone.

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    54. One last statement: Eric please stop being dumb. You're comments were immediately greeted with Ben Wagner calling me a mindless drone and you didn't even bother to dismiss that one. You're ignoring the actions of the people on your side because its convenient for you. The fact that you a made a truce with the guy who kills fansubbing groups for a living is a testament to that. Even on your youtube channel your joking with other people about how great and okay it would be for someone to die and how much of a loser they are that deaths too good for them. Quit the crap okay? Or at least do what a politician does and hide the crap so other people don't see what you're doing.

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    55. I don't do 'subtle'. I am not acting like you are stupid, I just want you to realize that I have had much worse than you, and you haven't been able to empathize, yet you seem to be asking me to try to understand your own frustration. A good way to avoid that kind of problem online? You should avoid the whole hate rhetoric.

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    56. Oh really, did you have to go to three different schools in middle school because of what people said about you? Did you want to kill yourself because of people like buggin and honestly think that no one would miss you? Asa stop trying to fool yourself since what you have are only first world problems, and no I am not saying that my slew of problems that persist today are worse than yours.

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    57. Kill, you only saw Kyle's side of that. I'd be happy to show you all MY documentation, which I've shown anyone who cared to ask for my side, something you never seem to want to do. I dare not take away the joy you get talking shit about me. IF I truly meant you harm, I WOULD be putting that shit in private, and not publicly where it can be seen and scrutinized. But I guess you haven't realized that yet.

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    58. So you need his permission to do that instead of oh I don't know doing it anyway? Honestly that makes no sense.

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    59. Mich, you don't know the half of it. And conversely, I don't seem to know the half of yours. So what we're left with is two bullheaded people who refuse to acknowledge that the other has had it rough. This is what I mean when I say there's a lack of empathy. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

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    60. Mich, this may be hard for you to believe, but I DO have a moral code. When I promised Kyle i'd drop it and leave him alone, I saw it through. I made no videos of it, I took down videos containing him like i'd promised, and I dropped the issue. I had no way of knowing he was filming me and was going to break HIS word the very next day. All for some 4000 or so views and a temporary boost of his channel, which he felt he was owed for me not keeping up with him on a daily basis. Go figure. I still intend to leave him alone. I haven't called him, approached him, pm'd him or visited him since that day.

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    61. There is still the fact you didn't do it when it would have helped you the most not to mention you would have no qualms with breaking said promise considering shortly after what happened you called him a liar.

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    62. wanna know what his REAL problem with me was? Someone had said in a comment on one of those videos "who is this Kyle guy?" and I answered "he's a fan of mine who I befriended" and he read that and took that to mean I saw him as nothing but some fanboy, and to get back at me for this perceived wrong I'd done him, he did this whole song and dance. He never let me explain that that comment wasn't meant to denigrate him.

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    63. Funny how that comment never came up with Kyle then since if that is how the whole thing started Kyle would have brought it up. Also I am going to need proof that said comment even exists before I will believe you.

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    64. It would have helped me to put out all the screenshots of all the pm's he'd sent me since the day we met. But then, I would have betrayed his trust in the same way he betrayed mine. The only people who ended up wholly agreeing with his side were the people who were already predisposed to hating me anyhow, so I only showed the people I truly cared about.

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    65. Of course Kyle wont tell YOU that. Why would he? I deleted the videos containing Kyle, you know that. Of course you're probably going to go "AH, you did that on PURPOSE!" And no, I would not have deleted it if I knew I was going to need to show people that comment. I can, however, show you all the pm's where he's clearly asking ME to hang out with him and make videos just one day prior. Got Skype?

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    66. I've never been good at forethought. I just react and worry later. This is why I filmed my pranking even though I would later regret doing so. It's just how it is, Mich.

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    67. I know not to try and skype you so you are going to have to find some other way to go about this. Also I wasn't going to say that you deleted them on purpose since you have no way of backing up that they even existed.

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    68. FYI, I was never the guy recording people. I suck at that, too. But if you distrust me that much, gimme an alternative.

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    69. Well guess we hit an impasse since there is nothing I can think where either of us can edit it to make the other look bad. But I am just going to point out that I didn't bring this bit up so you can't blame this on me to buggin, same goes for you buggin.

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    70. we should at least take this to pm's so as to not spam this place any more than we already have. I am sick of being called a troll everytime I wanna defend my positions.

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    71. Mich, I am not blaming you at all. I am tired of this crap. If I were out to troll people, I sure as fuck wouldn't post banal videos of me playing slots and travelogues.

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    72. you ever wanna talk to me, my inbox is open. I would appreciate it if you didn't come out swinging in my videos or my comment box, that's unnecessary to get my attention. Take care. I need some sleep.

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  24. Oh wow.
    According to "Linda", the Pixel Demon IS in the video. "She" claimed he's next to "Little Chris in the Red Cap" (does "she" not remember Cousin Joey?). That's not Pixel Demon, that's E.T. The Atari 2600 version of E.T.
    The stupidity is astonishing.

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    1. Why would the pixel demon be cheering for IG anyhow?
      Bores obviously thinks is he portrays "Linda" as being ignorant about his show that it'll convince people that it's not actually him. Not recognizing E.T. or the pixel demon is too unsubtle to be convincing.

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    2. Bores's mother needs to go back to elementary school if she really is that stupid. XD

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    3. Anybody remember when she claimed to be a zombie in the zombie ate my neighbours review?

      Chris is just milking this for all its worth even though no one's buying it. Oh well Chris, just keep pretending no one knows you're Ladybuggin777.

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    4. It's a pity that he's continuing his sockpuppeting even though he unwittingly outed himself and they share the same IP address. Does he not understand how that can be traced quite easily by most servers, much less how he showed up on "her" comment thread with the same vernacular? And I thought Lucas Cruikshank was thick.

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  25. Batdan, while your Green Ranger prediction is wrong, you got to give Bores a bit of credit for doing something a bit unexpected and I said "unexpected."

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  26. I forgot to mention this earlier.
    It took Bores 3 and a half years to finish this story arc.
    In that same amount of time, a YouTube user called xanauzumaki (look him up) finished his 13-episode Ocarina of Time Abridged Series, started and completed a 9-episode Majora's Mask Abridged Series, and did Super Abridged videos for both Wind Waker and Skyward Sword (the latter after a 5-6 month hiatus), as well as releasing scattered filler videos now and then in between episodes, like his Mask Chronicles (Majora's Mask) series.
    Even though xanauzumaki is not a YouTube Partner and doesn't have as many views as Bores does, he is still a great guy and I really enjoy his videos. Also, even though he said in a FAQ back in 2012 that his episodes would take approximately 2 months each, they clearly show EFFORT, something that is not always present in Bores' videos.

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  27. The title of the YouTube video is Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Part 3. Isn't this supposed to be part 2?

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    1. The planned 2-parter expanded to 3, Peter Jackson-style, at some point during the process. The three are SNES, Sega Genesis, and Sega CD.

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  28. The most embarrassing part is that he included the 'Fuck AVGN' shout and a brief show of an AVGN-a-like.

    He had to hear the insult when editing the video. This means he consciously chose to add the 'fuck avgn' cameo. He could have said, 'Nah, this is dumb, I'm above this' but nope, he actually chose to include it. Sad thing is, the rivalry is all constructed in his own head. AVGN is leagues above him not only as a producer, but as a person.

    If Chris ignored the petty fanboy ism and just had fun in his own world, that's fine, but he's intentionally inciting some war that doesn't even have a basis.

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  29. I note that Bores hasn't promoted the new video on theirategamer.com, or updated it at all since Friday.

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  30. "When Can I See You Again" is my favorite Owl City song... AND YOU HAD TO SOIL IT BY INCLUDING IT IN THIS...THIS...THING!? You took a song from a movie that embraces, celebrates, and respects gaming's culture and history, and plopped it in a piece of drek that only exists to say "err mah gerd, AVGN ripped me off"! I don't usually say this around here, but I think it's finally justifiable for me to say it.

    ... SCREW OFF, BORES!

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    1. Oh, how I would love for Turbo to crash Bores' show. This was an incredibly bad move on Chris' part; and not just for his growing list of IP thefts for his "movie." This is getting into Craig Moss territory, to say nothing of Seltzer and Friedberg.

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  31. Annnnd DONE!

    Applause.

    Credits roll.

    "In loving memory of Batdans's sanity."

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  32. I have to confess something: I predicted that in his finale, Bores and his team will be down for the count...and out of nowhere, OUT COMES THE SKYLANDERS TO THE RESCUE and they destroy the Hal Bot or fuse with the Megazord! That would've been an unexpected twist/swerve that the fans did not expect to see.

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  33. The only thing that bugs me about the video is TheArchfiend cameo. You heard him say fuck the AVGN.

    I thought Bores was going to cut the audio from the submissions. Did he really leave it in just for a cheap jab at the AVGN?

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    1. I'm remembering AVGN's epic, sprawling, multi-episode feud with the Nostalgia Critic. Maybe Bores wants to get something like that rolling and delusionally thinks that this, paired with his crude AVGN impression, is a good way to go about it.

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    2. No no no, i am afraid this isnt the case here.

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    3. Have you got a conjecture of your own, Kiki?

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    4. Harrod, Bores did originally approach James about collaborations and cross-promotion, as did other reviewers like Doug Walker and Pat Contri.
      However, he was already notorious for ripping off AVGN and further insulted him by claiming he'd done so accidently instead of just admitting it.
      James apparently didn't even see the request before Mike Matei made it public, still Bores's reaction was to deny it and turn aggressive (like a stalker facing rejection).
      I'm sure years ago Bores would have liked an AVGN-NC style fake feud, but now his immaturity has led him to seek a real one by trolling.

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    5. Yeah, thanks, Dave, I know the backstory of both guys pretty well, with Bores' obsequious fan letter and James' legendary convention comment ("He basically pretends I don't exist") that places him above all of us. I'm just unfamiliar with Kiki and was feeling out the situation with her. Most nerds say "no" and then say why they think it's a no. I was giving her a chance to elaborate.

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    6. @Harrod

      1st of all i am male.

      And 2nd, not only Bores came off as dishonest in his "inspirations", but only a while ago he claimed in 2008 or 2009 i cant remember, "ia havent watch him in 2 years"

      Only to later admit that he was an inspiration not so long ago.........

      and then he pull of the infamous E-Begging Spoof...........all to jump on the bandwaggon that Asalieri created in attempt to destroy James Rolfe Reputation.

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    7. @Kiki
      Apologies on the gender issue. "Kiki" sounded to me like a female nickname.

      I was trying to be nice when I guessed why Bores might be doing what he does. If I was a videoblogger, I'd love to do a crossover with James, so that's probably why I guessed that for Bores.

      I know Bores does awful stuff... I just try to be nice and let him succeed or fail, partly because that's nicer and also so that it'll be funnier when he fails.

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  34. I'll watch Spoony's review of this game. Just a ton funnier.

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  35. And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a little perspective on this film. To quote the bard 'clears throat' PIECE OF SHIT, THIS MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. Now that's out of the way. This was done three and a half years people! There have been plenty of time for someone else to go off and read this story and you know if they didn't die of drinking themselves death they could have at least point out how to end it without it sounding like something that even in Saturday morning cartoon would just say no to! What was the point! Can someone give me a reason to this weak ass story please!

    You know why bother giving us the Shadow Overlord at all. didn't seem to that vital at all in fact who cares it was all about that one of kind Magnavox Odyssey with the A.I. installed by himself.. so in other words the whole H.A.L. Bots and what-not all his fault. So in other words, it's the Irate Gamer's fault for everything..huh. Well...to quote the guy in the hat with the magic gun, Ladies And Gentlemen Our Hero.

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  36. Just to celebrate the end of IG's storyline, I felt the need to post my artwork for all of you to see. http://gangstalizard950.deviantart.com/gallery/

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  37. The trailer of Skylanders: Trap Team is up. Judging by the trailer, not only will there be SIXTY new figures but you now need to buy a new Portal of Power that is compatible with the trapping equipment for the Trap Team characters as well. Great. More wallet-draining strategies from good old Activision.

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    1. I was going to say Roller Coaster Tycoon 4 for Mobile, but that was from Atari rather than Activision...

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    2. The sad thing is, I can't entirely blame Activision for the Skylanders franchise and its rampant success. Yes, they're going out of their way to make the most money off of in-game content possible, but it's my belief that they're only able to do this so easily because the rest of the industry has left such an empty, exploitable hole in terms of good games for kids. Nintendo alone can't produce enough family friendly content to fill the niche, and people looking for halfway decent "E for Everyone" games don't have many other places to turn.

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  38. Seems the status of the IG Game has gone from "Licensing issues" to "I dunno"
    According to my Facebook informant, a fan asked about it and Bores said "I don't know, I haven't heard back from the guys that made it"

    Yeah, you're probably never going to hear back. You likely fell for a scam.

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    1. I was going to bring that up again, since it hasn't been mentioned in a while.
      The licensing issue was bogus to begin with. As I mentioned before, it only takes $100 and 24 hours to renew an App store license. Bores claims that the game was selling great, his movie had an amazing turnout, and he's constantly selling out of merchandise, so $100 would be nothing.
      Also, licensing is handled on a yearly basis (not three months) and it's by developer, not app. Mad Media still had another game in the store which means the licensing was still good.
      The game was probably pulled from the store by Apple for not meeting quality requirements.

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    2. By the way, having played both, I can say the AVGN game is better. Varied enemy types, better-looking graphics, multiple playable characters, secrets, Easter Eggs...it's just an all-around better game. Not perfect, but better.

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    3. I'm just glad there was no Android version. Much rather get some apps I'd enjoy, like Sonic Dash and Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Anniversary.

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  39. Just going to leave this here to try and prove how screwed up buggins "friends" are.

    Asalieri2
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    yeah, it should be legal to kill furries.

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    1. and of course you're gonna be all "OMG he totally meant that SRSLY!". Of course, where did you find that comment? In a cyanide and happiness short about a furry getting killed (where just like my comment, it was a joke).

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    2. In fact here is one that shoots what you say about it being a joke in the foot.

      Asalieri2
      Apr 8, 2014




      I think you'd have to meet a furry to know just how public they like to make their deviance. Maybe it's just the ones i've met? I dunno

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    3. Prove what? That the video is about a furry getting killed? here's the context.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo

      What do I have to prove? Lol.

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    4. Oh, and asa you don't get a "just joking" justification.

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    5. Also asa you seem to have only commented on that one cyanide and happiness video making your comments very suspect. I might believe you if you had commented on more of them with much the same stuff before you posted that one but you didn't.

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    6. clarify your stance. What you said made no sense. I commented, so my comment is suspect? Well then, you've already made a clear judgment call there, haven't you?

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    7. Your comments, plural by the way, are suspect since it is very possible you just used it as an excuse to say whatever the hell you wanted. Not to mention the little April Fool's day shit-stirring you tried with Jonttron. You are a bad liar asa.

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  40. yeah? where's the part where I said "Oh, and I seriously need to go put a bullet through the first one I see!" Nowhere? Right then as usual, you're just trying too hard, Mich. Intellectual dishonesty at its' best.

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    1. Who said I was after you asa? In fact here is a little something you should know buggin complained when dynamteninja made what she considered death threats that are essentially very similar to what you said. Now I think you can tell where I am going with this since it makes it abundantly clear that buggin has a double standard.

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    2. actually, I don't know where you're going with any of this.

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    3. You still here, Asa? Are you going to leave at any point? Oh, look who I'm talking to...

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    4. I dunno, I was talking to mich again. Would you like me to leave, J-dog?

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    5. Just don't want any more long arguments to begin. Bye.

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    6. well, I don't wanna argue with you either, bro.

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  41. Oh yeah, about Chris Bores' reaction to JewWario's suicide. Him saying there aren't many of us left is just stupid. There are many game reviewer on youtube.

    Though, Irate gamer isn't really a gamer. It really is surprising that this guy did his review for almost 7 years yet his gaming skill is still terrible.

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  42. I know I don't post much here but, why are you guys even paying attention to Asalieri's obvious trolling? It's kind of beneath you.

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    1. Ugh. A guy can't even defend himself without being accused of trolling. For fuck sake, I wish you knew how frustrating it is.

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  43. Asa, you're clearly indifferent to all the shit Chris Bores does (using sock accounts, holding fake contests, obsessing over Skylanders to the point of pissing fans off, Directly insulting AVGN, etc.) But when James Rolfe did a fundraiser for his movie, You fucking demonized him and called him e-begging scum. The fact that the movie is made is undeniable proof he didn't e-beg at all.

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    1. Well his excuse now is that he got too much for the movie to be made. Now I am pretty sure he is not an expert on just how much movies cost to being made.

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    2. Have you seen the movie? You should totally describe it to me. DN, let's agree to disagree.

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    3. What? Why do you still hold the stance that James is nothing but e-begging scum?

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    4. I don't think he's scum, but he did beg for money. And he got well in excess of what he begged for. He didn't even deliver what he promised in a timely fashion. It's been over a year since the TRAILER came out, for crying out loud. Shit, i'd be surprised if people even remembered they paid him to make them a movie!

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    5. It takes a while to make movies. Didi you honestly think he could have it out the weekend after?

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  44. No, but certainly by at least the end of 2013, seeing as the trailer was released in November of 2012! But hey, i'm sure it'll be the blockbuster you were all hoping for. Maybe you'll get what you paid for, and maybe not!

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    1. First of all not even when movies first came out as a thing did they take only a year to be made. Second, people can do whatever they damn well please with money and you shouldn't really question them if you have bearing on it and it is not really affecting you.

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