Uggggh, what's the date? March 14th?! Where did the time go?!
Oh god so much Puppet Steve, and I imagine it's mostly the same crap. Chris is so lazy, and "safe", meaning that he won't try anything new. I can just tell it's all the same, it's always been for months. Do kids really like seeing the same thing over and over?
What has he posted? More Powerpuff Girls 2016. I don't think that show's doing well, Cartoon Network isn't spamming it like they do with Teen Titans Go and Gumball. I wouldn't be surprised if it goes off the air soon. Then again if morons like Chris keep buying the toys, it will probably last.
A look at the Sonic set in Lego Dimensions, wow you are late! That came out in November, what the fuck have you been doing?
Then I looked ahead and saw him reviewing Mario Kart 8 Happy Meal Toys. How desperate are you? This is the worst tie-in ever since he's only doing this for the release of the Switch. What makes this even worse is that these are OLD, as in 2014! WHAT THE HELL?! Why do you think anyone wants to watch you play with 3 year old toys that do nothing?! How dumb are you Chris? Then again, being late to the party has always been a thing for him.
Also, Zombie Steve is wearing red now. Because "he needed a new shirt" according to the comments. You are so retarded Chris.
So yeah... I've really got nothing. I'm sorry.
Been busy with work, and Zelda, and just life in general. You know how it is?
Chris really isn't giving me anything, he seems content vomiting the same content as long as it gets him views from stupid six year olds. Completely cynical and soulless, no effort at all. Just... why?
I don't think this has been covered on the blog before, but Bores' new online store is here:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.chrisbores.com/store-2/
And there's a second ghost-hunting DVD, "Further Pursuits," for sale.
No, that would be "Pursuit of the Paranormal."
DeleteMy bad... I misread.
DeleteThe Bores Store. Has a nice ring to it.
DeleteAlso, whenever the comment section of your final post become a clusterfuck, you can post small updates and at the same time have new comment sections every time after that.
ReplyDeleteCan't forget a Worst IG/CB Moments of all time list as well. Man, it was a hard fight, i tell you. That demon truly was a tough sumbitch. And i still agree with you on Dan making a post telling his fans the truth.
ReplyDeleteJust a bit OT: Life can be really bizarre at times. Like there are stretches of time where you have nothing going on and just getting away from boredom everyday.
ReplyDeleteThen the next few weeks or so feels like one of the busiest moments of your life. Things to do, deadlines to meet, that sort of thing.
Sorry, I'm just rambling at this point now. :/ Yeah, I'm going into that busy phase. University is going to start, and my 2-year conscription is coming to an end.
To add on more off-topic, I want to ask you guys: Do you think Konami can get back into the gaming industry, like bring their A-game (pun totally intended)? These past few years has been turbulent for their gaming department (the pachinko dept. is going well though, to my knowledge).
DeleteTheir older games like Contra and Gradius (I grew up with the SNES, so the NES ones are not as memorable to me) have been quite fun for me. I have never tried Metal Gear Solid before though.
The advent of a sudden Bomberman revival seems like a fairly decent attempt. Although many still believe that even if Konami were to jump back into the gaming wagon, their long-built trust has crumbled for good. But as times change and management changes hands, there could still be a turn around. We must wait.
DeleteAlso as a major MGS fan, I would recommend virtually any installment in the series. Cracking good gaming. Except, erm, maybe Metal Gear Solid 2.
Prince Adventures is looking fuckin' kickass.
ReplyDeleteHey guys, take a look at this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw4LIV1m9Uo
ReplyDeleteWhat is it? Tell me the name of the video.
Delete"This Changes EVERYTHING! - Youtube Age Gate"
DeleteOT: So JonTron's gotten himself in hot water and is losing subscribers. Won't say why but you can find out for yourself.
ReplyDeleteSomething about feminazis complaining, right?
DeleteLol yeah, definitely the SJEWs throwing a hissy fit over nothing again
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DeleteYou can mock SJWs all you want, but do not refer to them as "SJEWs". I will not allow antisemitism here.
DeleteLol well actually I was mocking all the people on the other side. MRAs/Gamergaters/KiA/Alt-right, etc.
DeletePeople that unironically use terms like "SJW" "Special snowflake" and such.
I really wish someone would stand up to SJWs and tell them to either kiss off or, even if it's an overly-cliche phrase, "get a life". They can't go around telling filmmakers, reviewers, and artists to cater to their every beck-and-call.
DeleteFunny, I think it would make for an interesting YKWBS rant...
@Andrew Agreed. People these days, especially in the Western world, are so thin-skinned and scared of their own shadow that they've made everything more totalitarian than the Iron Curtain was.
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Delete@Andrew: You know what's buuuuuuuulshit?! SJWs.
DeleteThen there will be a great comment battle between AVGN's fans and the haters.
Actually, do check this video out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOc7ezwcJjI
I think it sums it up rather nicely.
Edit: Another formatting error, darn..
New Puppet Steve video: GhostBusters Movie LEGO 2016 Ecto 1 & 2 Vehicle Building Set, 75828 Slimer 2016 Minecraft Unboxing. Half the words in that title could easily be cut out and it would not make a difference.
ReplyDeleteI think it would be better to do several smaller lists, like "Worst IG Episodes", "Worst Jokes", "Worst Critical Research Failures", etc.
ReplyDeletePuppet Steve just did a video on the last of the Shopkins house playsets. At least he finished something!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday BatDanNight. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, really? Happy Birthday to you, BatDan! :D
DeleteHappy Birthday, Dan.
DeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D
DeleteI told someone on my YouTube channel about Puppet Steve, and this is what he said:
ReplyDeleteOh...My....God.... I didn't know. I had no idea. Soooo, first he ripped off AVGN, and now it looks like he's ripping off Jim Henson? He's ripping off Sesame Street and the Muppet Show. Wow. I can't believe it. He's got like 100 videos up and it looks like he's only been doing it for like 6 months. And, his channel just so happens to have "Minecraft" in the title. Gee, let me guess, he's trying to hop on that band wagon 5 years too late. This is incredible. Thanks for taking the time to link that...
And I mentioned this before, but he's ripping off PBC Productions member Lindsey "Z" Briggs as well, since she's known to do both game reviews and puppetry. Except she does a far better job at both than Boring Man ever could.
DeleteRipping off Jim Henson? That's a bit of a stretch.
DeleteJust think...
ReplyDelete2 years ago, Chris was trying to work out that schedule that he set up. That was back when he had effort. Back when he actually still tried with his videos, even though they always came up sub-par.
New Puppet Steve video on Madballs. Do kids these days even know what those are?
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be watching the I Rate the 80s video on Madballs...
Delete...he didn't take it down, did he?
He's back to bragging about his toy collection again. He's already running his new show into the ground.
DeleteActually let me fix my own post--
DeleteI'd rather watch Madballs: Gross Jokes than the Puppet Steve video. And that cartoon was fucking horrendous.
Anyone here excited for the upcoming Sonic games?
ReplyDeleteHmm, not really.. As in, I haven't checked it out. But for things Sega-related, I'm kind of looking forward to Daytona USA 3.
DeleteI was hyped then, but looking at the demo and the prototypes, I guess they're just remastering the first game, like there's not much changes with the courses and their environment (except for the upgraded graphics).
No
DeleteYes I'm definitely getting Sonic Forces.
DeleteAnybody knows of YouTube's age gate incident? Basically, in their latest attempt at being family friendly YouTube decided to block certain videos and channels when you turn on the restricted mode. First copyright, now this... Sigh
ReplyDeleteOh, and they're now going to remove Annotations too! Effective on 2nd May.
Deletehttps://youtube-creators.googleblog.com/2017/03/keep-fans-engaged-with-cards-end.html
Oh great. What is this going to mean for the fate of The Annotated Series? (Anyone ever heard of that?)
Delete@Rocket120 I remember that. One of their videos happen to be my first YouTube video.
DeleteFor saying that they listen to our feedback, they sure don't listen to our feedback! We never said that we hated annotations! So why do it?
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At this rate, thia may as well be Puppet Steve Sucks or something. I don't know, honestly I feel BatDan should stop the blog because Bores has become so unnoticable to the point that it's pretty much beating a dead horse. We've got better things to do than pick on a hopeless old man.
ReplyDeleteNew Puppet Steve video about Roblox toys. I guess that's close enough to Minecraft, I know many kids who enjoy both of those games.
ReplyDeleteChuck Berry dead at 90
ReplyDeleteNOBODY. FUCKING. CARES. I'm sorry, I'm not usually one to lash out at people for stuff like that, but where do you get off reporting every single celebrity death since the dawn of 2016? Is there nothing else for you to talk about? Are you just announcing this shit in the hopes that, at some point, you'll strike gold with a celebrity that was actually relevant and then spark conversation that way? Seriously, cut it out, you're being a god damn vulture!
Deleteat some guy: CharlieAtari2600The, is that you????
Deletealso, Rest In Peace Chuck, a true legend and pioneer of Rock N Roll.
DeleteRIP Chuck Berry.
DeleteSome Guy, how hard is it just to say "RIP" or "Condolences to his family?" Seriously? If you have a problem with people acknowledging a death, just don't reply to it. It's that simple.
What do you do when you hit a roadblock in plotting a story...?
ReplyDeleteDuring this time, I discovered Oni Black Mage and EXCALIBUR became my new favorite movie.
Wondering what the next dungeon in my game should be.
cut the story short and have all the characters killed off in random bizarre ways
DeleteWho do you think I am Seth MacFarlane? I have too much respect for the intelligence of others.
DeleteThough I AM planning a series of character deaths.
Is Chris still listed in GotGame? Or have they finally dumped him for good?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it matters, both the Irate Gamer and Puppet Steve channels are currently partnered by TGN (according to Socialblade), a multichannel network who will take just about any gaming channel (Puppet Steve counts because it's loosely tied to Minecraft).
DeletePuppet Steve's new video is LEGO Minecraft. Nothing unusual or interesting.
ReplyDeleteJust saw the James & Mike Monday's episode of Power Rangers for SNES. WAY better review than what IG put out.
ReplyDeleteNew Puppet Steve video about more Teen Titans Go figures. It's strangely fitting that the Teen Titans Go of YouTube channels would focus this much on it.
ReplyDeleteRandom hilarious Chris moment: That time he used the phrase 'Random paranormal drivel' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prmz88COBu0
ReplyDeleteEven he thinks it's stupid!
Delete^-^
It doesn't look like Chris will be posting anything on CB Network anymore. Not even shilling videos. This may actually be the end.
ReplyDeleteJames Rolfe just put out an AVGN on Power Rangers games. And it is glorious. He even sings part of the Zyuranger theme.
ReplyDeleteNew AVGN - Power Rangers games. WAYYY better than IG's Power Rangers reviews.
ReplyDeleteHow long before Bores says James ripped him off again?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I think Chris couldn't care less about his IG garbage at this point. He's way too focused on his new garbage. As long as James doesn't do anything involving puppets, Chris more than likely won't care what he does.
DeleteAt this point, I don't know. Seeing how he's focused on PUBTA Steve...
DeleteBut yes, I LOVED the new episode. Much better than the crossover with Keith Apicary...
hahaha I haven't watched the new AVGN yet but when I got home and saw it in my subs, my first thought was YAY! new AVGN. then: oh that explains why James got caught up on MMPR and made that video a few weeks ago, the third was: he is ripping of IG
DeleteI kind of thought that James might have been trolling Bores with the progressively getting angrier bit, but I doubt James would do that especially since several years have passed. Not that it would matter since Bores probably won't see it, seeing as how he's given up on anything having to do with video games.
DeleteI'm surprised James didn't show as much anger to the MMPR Sega CD game, considering how horrible its reputation is. But yeah, MMPR: The Movie on Game Boy does look awful.
DeleteNew Puppet Steve video: "Smurfs The Lost Village Movie Action Figures Gift Pack Schleich Unboxing Review Papa, Brainy, Lazy". Well, the "Lazy" part of the title is accurate.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it may be time for this blog to take a cue from Chris and go into "semi-retirement".
ReplyDeleteIf Chris does something stupid like release another book then Dan can always come back and update the blog.
It is clear that Dan doesn't really want to cover Puppet Steve and there isn't really a need to cover it, in my opinion. The episodes are beyond formulaic and if you've seen one, you've seen nearly all of them.
Take a break, Dan. You've earned it.
So... perhaps the next post will be a top 50 list of worst IG/Bores moments of all time? Afterwards, I think you deserve a long break, Dan. As many others have said covering Irate Gamer is fun, but Puppet Steve, not so much.
ReplyDeleteOf course its entirely up to BatDan what he does with this blog, but since he allows us to put our two cents in, I will concur about the list part, and add this: Maybe/hopefully he will do some list thingies in "honor" of IG's upcoming tenth anniversary near the end of April. And as far as ending the blog goes, I think it has some life in it. I would love to see it do some "final" breakdown on Bores years on the Channel Formerly Known As IrateGamer. That could in parts come in the form of lists. But I'm thinking that there are so many aspects of Bores IG career years that the blog could go on for a good while. He had so many things he tried to do on that channel (IG, IGN,I80s, box wars, movie reviews (he even briefly gave them their own title "Irate Cinema"), box wars, book reviews, Road Trip, Box Wars, Tech Reviews, motherfucking fuck fuck fucking Skyfuckinglanders, etc) (edit: how could I have forgotten HOVG) I think a good list type idea would be ranking his series or video types in order of worst to best. How about top ten moments of his "war" with AVGN? (Maybe a final post that is like a timeline of the events of it, though I guess that video that Ben fellow did on the IG opens up video covered that pretty thoroughly perhaps). Hell, I know this would be very pretentious of him, but I think BD/the blog deserves its own best of list (top 2 to me would be getting Ralph Baer to watch/opine on that HOVG episode and breaking the news on Pubta). And who knows, maybe that blockhead puppet and its string puller will do something interesting or that will keep this blog going. The year end list is sure gonna be different this year, that's for sure.
DeleteI have a feeling that if the blog ends, Bores will think: "Now there's nobody to make fun of me anymore! Back to Irate Gamer!" and he'll make a video out of nowhere or something. You know, just to mess with BatDan. Knowing Bores, he would do that. Sure, he doesn't care about video games anymore, but I bet he would just love to "get back" at the blog.
DeleteI would be willing to do a worst moments list but I don't want to steal BatDan's thunder if he is going to do one.
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ReplyDeleteHere is something that could be fun, it's a little promo, from a channel called IratGamer, for an Irate Gamer live riffing stream that will happen tomorrow:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-SKnqp324
Anyone watching the stream alongside me?
DeleteWhether this blog continues or not, I'm fine either way. But if it does end, then my only fear is that Chris/Buggin is simply going to gloat over this and claim he 'won'.
ReplyDeleteChris was never a game reviewer. He was a game whiner.
DeleteSubmitted for your approval. A video, uploaded November 22, 2016, by user ThePhantomGamerStone, entitled "Top 10 Favorite Moments in Gaming Ft. Irate Gamer". Skip to 4:05 to see what appears to be the final appearance of Irate Gamer. (and I believe this was uploaded after IG's retirement).
ReplyDeleteLink would be nice...
Deletewhoops, sorry, it was late, here it is:
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exI-GYFj0xQ
I wonder why Chris had never mentioned this video. If he was retired he wouldn't have made an appearance anyway. Also, this video was crap; these aren't "moments" these are things that you can do in videogames and thing you can find in games.
DeleteYeah, Xianc, you think he would have at least mentioned it on his Facebook. In a way it was nice of Chris to appear in some obscure YTer's video, but you think he would have went that extra inch and let people know about it to give the guy some exposure.
DeleteI've checked around this PhantomGamerStone channel and his videos are just as bad as the Irate Gamer. There's lame special effects, bad voice acting, and he points out the most obvious things. His most recent video is him reviewing the McDonalds Big Mac. Why?
DeleteOh come on! Jontron might've stepped over the line, but that's no reason to become hostile to Playtonic Games! They got rid of the weakest link, so there shouldn't be any problems! Are people just willing to hate for no good reason?!?
ReplyDelete>.<#
There is a multi-part episode on this podcast called Legends of the Internet which is a history and commentary of the Irate Gamer.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_h8uoCR0kQ
Yeah those two videos are pretty great.
DeleteI'll have to download the audio off of it so I can listen to it at work without eating up my data.
DeleteJust got back from the IratGamer stream. It was amazing.
ReplyDeleteI missed the first hour or so, caught about an hour, missed the rest, rewatching the upload, yeah it was pretty fun.
DeleteIt was great. Heck, i even requested a few videos myself that made it to the playlist they were using (Such as the last episode of Movieblob's Game Overthinker, veryinvaild's Mega Man 9 review and some good old DSP Tries It thrown in the mix.) Can't wait for the next time IratGamer does this. It was great.
DeleteIs there an archive of it?
DeleteYeah Doouble, its already up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16G2k-sBR4U I think you have me to blame for them showing a little Pubta.
DeleteDon't you mean... PUBTA BORES!!! Plus, those godd*** gloves Bores wears for Puppet Bores look so weird, they grind my gears.
DeleteEh, i was talking about those gloves he uses for Puppet Bores, as i was watching the IratGamer stream last night. Those gloves look so fu*king weird.
DeleteYeah yeah,i know, but still...
DeleteYet those gloves look so crude next to those puppets. Their inclusion seems rather jarring every time he uses them.
DeleteI know,right?
DeleteThere's a new Puppet Steve video, showing Power Rangers toys by Fisher-Price. Aren't kids who play with Fisher-Price toys too young to watch that show?
ReplyDeleteHeck, the new movie is PG-13...
DeleteHe uses the new movie logo ... for toys based on the old TV show.
DeleteAlso, why not review the new movie toys? They have been out for quite a while as I've noticed them while shopping for new Transformers releases. The Imaginext toys he played with in the video have been out for over a year based on the reviews from Amazon.
My guess is that Chris didn't want to pay full price for the new movie toys whereas the ones he showed can be found in clearance bins.
Anything that gets any recognition these days is rated PG-13 or above.
DeleteI know this is a stretch, but I wish Pubta would do some retro games. I'm not sure how he could do it and make sense (not that making sense has stopped some of Bores' other "creative" endeavors), but I think Pubta should have some sort of retro corner type segment (or 2 to 4 minute video I guess). Think,"hey kids Pubta Steve here!! You know those (insert old franchise that is still popular or came back and is successful with kids) you all love? Well,after doing some research, I've learned something that will flip some emoji poop!! The(franchise/toy thing) was something your mommy or daddy may have played with when they were your age!!!! This could lead to showing old video games based on licensed properties like TMNT, Ghostbusters, etc.
DeletePuppet Steve should review food. "Sorry, kids! This cereal has been dis continued. Breakfast is ruined!"
DeleteZombie Steve: oooo oooo cereal! *smashes face into bowl of cereal*
"*laughs* That's right, Zombie Steve! If you open up this box of cereal, it turns out there's cereal inside! And simply by adding milk, we now have a big bowl of cereal!"
DeleteSomebody needs to stand up to the thought police anyway. They've done too much damage to the world over the course of the last decade.
ReplyDeleteThe Thought Police make sure that you think the exact same opinion as everyone else, right? That is indeed stupid! Two of my favorite reviewers are Somecallmejohnny and ExoParadigmGamer! Not only are they funny and informative, but they also respect opposing opinions (ex: Johnny's favorite Zelda is Link to the Past, but he understands why many people love Ocarina of Time). Plus, their fanbases aren't as toxic as many other youtubers. One thing I think these youtubers should do is call out their fans when they step out of line like this! Are they cowardly or something?
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New Puppet Steve video on Stickbot toys which he claims are going to be released next week, yet he never discloses if it's a paid promotion. Classic Bores.
ReplyDeleteHey, here is "breaking news". The Youtube channel Minecraft Puppet Steve has been rechristened "Puppet Steve - Minecraft, FNAF & Toy Unboxings".
ReplyDeleteDifferent name,Same old shit. As long as he gets the kiddies to watch,Pubta Bores is here to stay... but not for long.
DeleteAt least we know what the Skylanders of the channel is!
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he must have finally realized that "Minecraft" is someone else's property, maybe he has merchandise about to come out.
DeleteThere's no Minecraft on this channel. You're so full of it, Chris. Here's a more appropriate titele: "Puppet Steve, FNAF, Toy Unboxings, Terrible Jokes, Pandering, and Word Salad Titles."
DeleteBut majorly FNAF!
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Why is GotGame featured on the Puppet Steve channel?
DeleteMost likely, he's too lazy to update his links!
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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say maybe GotGame (or someone there)and Bores probably became good friends during those E3 trips, and he still sometimes thinks to try to give them a little promotion.
DeleteIrate gammer sucks
ReplyDeletePuppet (Pubta) Bores released a video yesterday that has yet more Funko FNAF,the catch this time is that they glow in the dark.
ReplyDeleteAnd today he released a video on KNEX Mario Figures, most of which is unfunny Family Guy-style sketches,
DeleteThey still make KNEX?!
DeleteDon't you mean "Kinetix"? /s
DeleteOT what are your thoughts on the new Power Rangers movie?
ReplyDeleteI hear a lot of good reviews, but for all the wrong reasons in my opinion. A lot of people like it because it's some deep complicated story about troubled teens. That's fine on its own, but this is Power Rangers we're talking about. There are just some things you should not make into this deep dark complicated story. Sure it worked with Batman, maybe with Ninja Turtles. I would have liked to have a movie where the teens were these great role models who did martial arts at Ernie's Juice Bar and have the antics of Bulk and Skull, and then fight putties and the monster of the day. Maybe the movie makers wanted to make a Neon Genesis Evangelion movie but couldn't get the rights so they did Power Rangers instead.
I hate that they're trying to make everything dark and gritty! And the less I say about the costumes, the better!
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I enjoyed it, but its indecisive nature.really bugs the hell out of me. The mix of light hearted nature of the franchise doesnt mix well with the movie's dark and edgy nature, which creates a very messy experience for anyone wanting some aspects of the original updated while still remember that it is still just as fun as Mighty Morphin.
DeleteI'm going to watch it tomorrow, haha! Maybe it's just the timing (23.20), but so far only 2 seats are bought as of now.
DeleteA guy named "Daniel T. Gaming" recently discovered Puppet Steve and quickly discovered the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdx8yrA38U
ReplyDeleteAlso, I should note that someone in the comments claims that Bores destroyed a FNAF Funko toy prototype he wasn't supposed to touch in one of the Toy Fair videos. Can anyone verify this claim?
Whoa, if that last part is true, I might finally have some material.
DeleteI asked the user and he showed me this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-etEL70Iz9E Around 34 seconds in.
DeleteYeah I don't think you're supposed to touch the toys like that.
@BatDanNight What's the name of the video?
Delete"Five Nights at Freddy's Fnaf Funko Collectable Vinyl Set 3 Toyfair 2017 Sister location, nightmare"
DeleteYeah, that's a mouthful even by PS standards. Also:
contact@funko.com
New Puppet Steve video on toys for Shimmer and Shine, which is a show on Nick Jr.
ReplyDeleteI'm working on compiling a list of the videos Bores has deleted. I completed (for now, can't be sure I got everything)the years 2007 and 2008, and posted it on my blog, if anyone is interested in looking. Many thanks to BatDan, I wouldn't have been able to compile it without your blog.
ReplyDeleteBores just posted an Irate Gamer video on the Legend of Zelda.
ReplyDeleteThe idea behind an April Fool's Day prank is that it should be creative and funny.
DeleteLink please?
DeleteNo link, 'cuz it doesn't exist. This is just DoubleEdgedSword2's attempt at an April Fool.
DeleteI liked Third Rate Gamer's Zelda review
DeleteGanstalizard, he didn't upload any videos on his Irate Gamer channel today. He did upload a Puppet Steve video anyway, "ROBLOX Series 1 Single Figures Game Packs minecraft (Mr Bling, Lord Umberhallow, Dusek) Unboxing", and it's the same as usual.
DeleteNo link, and no Link
DeleteGotta love those word salad titles.
DeleteIf Bores really did a video on the Legend of Zelda, he'd probably spend the first two minutes bitching about how the game is called "The Legend of Zelda", but the main character's name is Link. He'd say that it would be like calling Super Mario Bros. Super Princess Peach Bros. He'd probably also use the drunk Link bit again.
He'd also put in a bunch of clips from the CD-i games. Because, you know, THAT meme isn't totally overdone and dead today.
DeleteBig congratulations to James Rolfe - he just passed 1 billion views on Cinemassacre.
ReplyDeleteHoly... congrats to the Fuckin' Nerd! :D
DeleteAnd how many total views does IG have?
Does it matter?
DeleteIn hindsight, no, but it was just for curiosity's sake. :D
Delete(checks) About 80 million.
But still, congrats to James! He definitely deserves those views.
Bores was really close to 100 million before he deleted all those videos and views.
Deleteoff-topic: does anyone know what happened to Spoony? I don't see any updates on his page since November.
ReplyDeleteHe's still on twitter.
DeleteHe took the Patreon money, moved to another state and bought a house. Then he wrote that something in his head was preventing him from creating content.
DeleteAs noted above, he has been very active on Twitter.
No wonder he's very active on Twitter: He's ONLY active at Twitter! Everything else is just dead air!
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And his patreon pledges are down to about $900 a month, yet he still bitches about dropping contributions while not bothering to, you know, put anything out!
DeleteReally sad to see what's become of Noah.
They just made Funko Pop figures for Bojack Horseman...
ReplyDeleteChris you BETTER not talk about that show. You better not.
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure he won't know what it is. If he covers it on Puppet Bores,IDK.
DeleteI don't know, he did a video on South Park and Rick and Morty figures. He doesn't have a target audience with this channel. All he cares about is money. So if someone pays him to look at it, he'll do it without a second thought.
DeleteBut I really hope no one does. I can't imagine what stupid jokes he would try to tell with Bojack Horseman. YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF THAT SHOW, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
But Bores IS willing to milk FNAF and Minecraft to death on his new channel, and his fans will probably move on once those fads die (especially the former).
DeleteBack in '07, I began a not-successful YouTube show
ReplyDeleteI'm Christopher the Bores (Goddamn)
What the hell was I thinkin' bro?
When you pretend to be an artist, yeah, it's hard to play it safe
That show stumbled hard right out the starting gate
Wonder if I'm ever gonna get another chance
Maybe a puppet show at best
Yeah I'm not a Bores, I'm a bore
(Chris Bores!)
I know it's been pretty quiet here on the blog, but I just thought I'd address the newest Puppet Steve video. "Puppa Steve" looks at "Bootleg" FNAF figures. So either Chris is looking at illegal toys, or he has no idea what "bootleg" means.
ReplyDeleteThis seems to be the closest that Chris has come to doing an actual review on this channel since he actually points out flaws with the toys and how they look almost nothing like the FNAF characters. But it still fails, as he throws in out-of-nowhere positive comments at the end. "Even though they could've been made a little bit better, this is the best way to do that."...How? These figures are clearly very poorly made. He even says they're "cheaply made" in the video. I guess because "I can't be really negative or I won't make money." I don't know, I guess it's somewhat of a step up from the other videos since he actually attempts a review, but it's still terrible. And the jokes are horrible, like always.
Also, the only reason I even watched the video is because he put "bootleg" in the title. I was legitimately curious to see if Chris was reviewing something illegal.
I know this has been said before if I remember correctly, but Pubta is basically a bootleg Minecraft puppet, how appropriate that he would review bootleg toys from another game
DeleteAt least we can savor the irony of low quality knockoff toys reviewed by a man who is himself a low quality knockoff.
ReplyDeleteUm guys? I just browse through YouTube this morning and I discover that almost all of the channels I've subscribed to have their avatar crashed, and only a few that still has their avatar intact! Is this some sort of side effect of me subscribing to WAY too many channels or what? Anybody wanna help me?
ReplyDeleteI want to raise awareness about the two bombings in Egypt, but my attempts seem to go unheard.
ReplyDeleteI'll be sending prayers to Egypt. And Sweden. And Florida.
DeleteAnd now to San Bernadino.
DeleteWhat happened in Florida? I know a girl got choked by a crazy mom at Disney during the fireworks
DeletePeople are probably busy paying attention to a more notorious bombing that happened recently.
Delete@MacDragard - There was a shooting at a mall in Coral Gables, FL. Left two people dead.
DeleteBTW, is this the first thread on this blog to have at least 200 comments?
ObBores: I'll be amazed if he does do a 10th anniversary IG video. But don't hold your breath...
Oh there have been posts with 200+ comments, I definitely remember having to click "load more" a few times in the past
DeleteJust think, we are eighteen days from the 10th anniversary of the Irate Gamer (4/28/07). Weird.
ReplyDeleteKnowing Bores, he will probably not acknowledge it at all. It's all about the pubta money now.
DeleteSad end to a pathetic channel: Pretending it never even existed!
Delete-_-
Now, now... he may celebrate IG's 10th anniversary with a shill video.
DeleteShilling something like bloatware on the channel as IG would just be further insulting his fans!
Delete>.<
Anyway, I just discovered that UrinatingTree is still around. But he just makes videos about sports now.
ReplyDeleteReally? I need to check him out again. Is it still the same username?
DeleteLooks like the Irate Gamer Sucks domain name has expired.
ReplyDeleteIf you thought Bores couldn't get any lower, his new video has him review a FNAF coin set. That's right, a goddamn coin set. And he still calls it a "toy".
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for Dan to make that post you've been talking bout.
DeleteRIP:Irate Gamer (2007-2016). Now for Puppet Bores to fall in 3-4 years... But we can at least look back on IG and all the times the internet made fun of The Bores once the tenth anniversary arrives,right?
DeleteA worst moments of all time list would be good for the tenth anniversary of IG.
Deleteof course lots of us want to see some kind of list(s), and some of what I am about to spew have been spewed before, but: Its obviously up to BatDan what he wants to do with this (and this applies to list askers and those thinking the blog should end) blog, and maybe he thinks do a worst of list would be just cannibalizing his year end lists. On that note, I looked through his year end lists, and added a few that were not listed, for examples of what I would considered his actual worst (as in actions or things in his videos that could be construed as unethical/insensitive/hypocritical, not bad jokes/misinformation/etc) and came up with 16 of these kind moments (though maybe some of these could fit into one general entry). And add obligatory "multiple lists" comment since there are so many aspects to Bores exploits over the last ten years. And here is one reason the blog should continue to exist: For all the talk about Pubta being irrelevant/a possible fad with a short shelf life/or whatever, it is actually quite popular and therefore relevant on some level. Maybe its good for Batdan to once a month make a report on the misinformation in the videos. And if it is just a fad that crashes, it would be worth chronicling that. It is also interesting, because there is still a level of mystery to Steve, I think it is only a relatively small group that knows its Bores, despite him making some small nods. The only other entertainment type thing I can think of that was able to maintain that kind of hidden identity is the weirdo avante garde band The Residents.
Deleteyou do make some good points Spyro
DeleteI know the Chris and Scottie Road Trip series is dead, but what do you think of these choices for a made-up episode? How do you think they would play out?
ReplyDelete1. Paris, France
2. Tokyo, Japan
3. Amazon Rainforest, Brazil
4. Bhangarh, India
5. Greenland
6. Punalu'u Beach, Hawaii
7. Madrid, Spain
8. Athens, Greece
9. Home
1. One of them leans too far off and falls off The Effriel Tower.
Delete2. Something about anime, but with horrible information about them. SFX includes big eyes, fountain tears from crying, that sort.
3. Bitten by some insect or they find a T-Rex hiding inside.
4. Indian music video? Idk...
5. Obvious joke about why it's not exactly Green.
6. "Surf's up, dudes!" Scottie got hit by a coconut, along with some beach-themed music.
7. Scottie being hit by a football.
8. God of War enters into the scene.
9. Ok, this I can't really think of what...
1. Scottie wears a beret and fake mustache. He uses a bad accent to talk about "ze language of love" and tries to kiss a woman off screen. We hear a scream and a slapping sound. Scottie walks back into frame dazed.
Delete2. They eat sushi and a ninja steals it.
3. Chris talks about the remote location then Scottie receives a package he ordered from Amazon.com.
4. Some offensive stereotype about Hindus.
5. Scottie is confused about all of the ice in Greenland.
6. Grass skirts and bad dancing. CG tidal wave.
7. Bull fighting or running.
8. Repeat of the grease joke. Several times.
9. CG kitchen. Scottie falls
Thank God they never visited Texas.
DeleteThought of more places.
Delete1. Texas
2. Beijing, China
3. Moscow, Russia
4. Stonehenge, UK
5. Springfield, Illinois
6. Australia
7. Berlin, Germany
8. Saudi Arabia
9. Africa
10. Centralia, Pennsylvania
11. South Korea
12. Skull Island
13. Iceland
14. Loch Ness, Scotland
15. Sandusky, Ohio
>> 5. Springfield, Illinois
DeleteThat's where I live. I'm sure Bores would make it all about the Simpsons. (And there is a power plant here.) Nothing about Abraham Lincoln or other things Springfield is known for. Like a food called the horseshoe (Google it). Then again, he might include that considering his obsession with food.
STAR WARS LAST JEDI teaser trailer is out!
ReplyDeleteooh im not even sure if i want to watch it cuz i don't wanna know anything until i see it, nice though
DeleteThere is gonna be another live riffing by the guys that did one a few weeks ago tomorrow:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xp0ptmryxY&t=0s
You mean next Saturday.Anyone want to join?
Deleteoops
DeleteHappy Easter, all!
ReplyDeleteNo decision made yet on my next blog entry, though.