Tuesday, May 21, 2013

My Sensors Indicate Massive Amounts of Stupidity. Diplomacy Seems Impossible.

Wow, another retro review? That’s three this year, If he gets out one more, then he’ll have made more retro reviews this year than he did in 2011 and 2012. Year of the Irate Gamer? As if!

As by the title, he’s going to look at Star Trek. If you’re questioning whether this has anything to do with the latest movie, don’t worry, Bores once again puts the title of the latest movie at the end of the video’s title in all lower-case, just like GI Joe. Cause YouTube whoring is awesome!
Is this going to be his theme this year? Games based on new movies? If that’s the case, we’ll probably see reviews of Superman NES, Wolverine NES, and the Smurfs NES later this year.

Off-topic but I did see Star Trek Into Darkness. It was okay. Action was pretty good and Benedict Cumberbatch was awesome as always (GO WATCH SHERLOCK), but it retreads specific (spoiler-iffic) TOS plotlines, you’re just better off watching the original show and movies.

Anywho, onto the nine and a half minute review (which is long by his standards).

0:18 - 0:30: He’s going to check out Star Trek: 25th Anniversary for the NES. Only logical conclusion really, there’s one other Star Trek NES game and it’s based on TNG, while the movie is a reboot of TOS.
He asks ROB if that’s cool, and he nods in agreement while wearing a … badge for the Data Fanclub. Why? Because both are robotic? The two are nothing alike. Data is a sentient android constantly dealing with issues of emotion and humanity. Your version of ROB is as silent sycophant that agrees with everything you do a/la 2600theatari. But really, this is all Bores going “check out my awesome stop-motion!”

0:31 - 1:00: IG begins his look at- wait, Ultra Games? That’s Konami! Well, add another Konami game to the list. I swear he’s reviewed more Konami games than any other publisher.
He notes the game starts with an explanation of the Enterprise getting hit with an anomaly. He notices that every cast member from TOS is there, and he lists every main cast member! Not even a minute in and we already have padding.
Also, no mention on how Spock looks super-tan and kind of deformed?
And we can’t have IG listing off things without some stupid joke, in this case it’s Bores playing “Lieutenant Drunkard”, a beer-swilling red-shirt. That was awful. At least I can take solace in knowing his red shirt marks him for death.

1:01 - 1:42: IG begins the game proper and goes over what to do. He sees a bizarre dancing man and um, reacts or something. Not sure what he was trying to convey, you’d think all the weeks without videos would be spent improving his acting.
He lists some of the hostile enemies (not showing them, but showing the text that mentions them), then brings up that the Shaman can protect you from one of them. He wonders what’s in the other huts, walks into one and finds… the old man from The Legend of Zelda. Well, that wasn’t funny either. Is it that hard for Bores to derive comedy from the game itself, without having to edit in other unrelated games?

1:42 - 2:35: He heads into the swamp and finds the “beast”, he fires at it and is informed that he merely stunned it. IG doesn’t like that and sets his phaser to Full (no mention on why it’s not kill?) and kills another beast, but Spock informs him that it’s unwise to kill the life forms. IG gets pissed because they’re attacking him, and the game wants him to leave them alone. Nooo, the game wants you to stun the enemies. That’s why your phaser has two settings. You act like killing is the only option even though the game tells you that isn’t the case. It would be like playing Metal Gear Solid 2 and brute forcing your way through instead of using stealth.
Eventually, Kirk, Spock and McCoy are injured and beamed back aboard the Enterprise.
He goes back down to find the eye they’re searching for and… he edits in the Eye of Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Hello? Purpose? Point? Humor? This isn’t funny.

2:36 - 3:35: IG reaches the temple with the Led Zeppelin IV logos (no he doesn’t mention this) and find it booby-trapped. He explains that you need to follow the tiles in the order given outside the room, saying a pen & paper is required to draw them down. He claims he doesn’t need it as his memory is as sharp as a tack. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Says Mr. “I don’t remember most of the games I review”.
This leads into him attempting the puzzle by memory and failing each time. After the fourth time he knocks over all the stuff on top of his game shelf. At least those weren’t games, just empty energy drink cans.

He reaches the other end, to a room full of dilithium crystals. He takes one but Spock tells him that’s all he can take. Bores says “fuck that” and he can do what he wants, so he takes them all (which is an edit since you can’t take them all) and he edits in the planet exploding. Cause explosions = humor to him.

3:36 - 4:41: IG heads for the next planet, Cappa, which is odd as this walkthrough I’m reading says Cappa can’t be visited. Then we get another scene of Drunkard, he wants to meet hot green space babes, then he flirts with the sprite of Uhura. Errgh. What’s the point of this character? Did Bores just want to do a bit where he acted like a frat boy?
He sets his destination and we get a bit where it goes ultra fast and Bores feels it, when the ship stops he falls over. Man, if NES games do this to him, Oculus Rift is going to melt his mind.

“Gosh damn it!” Ugh, talk like a normal person!
He reaches Cappa but can’t go to the surface due to extreme temperature. I find it strange that when he reads the text he sounds angry, but it cuts to him and he tries to brush it off like it’s nothing. Consistent acting? Never heard of it!
He heads to Apandana (which he can’t pronounce, even though it looks easy) but can’t visit that one either due to a gaseous atmosphere. “You can’t even spell gaseous right!” Of course, it’s the “spelling princible”.

Then Drunkard appears again and insults IG, saying they’re worse at this than… I have no idea what he’s saying. A fringing atar? I’m not sure how IG could tell he was getting insulted when he wasn’t even looking at him, he was looking off to the side. I know I’ve given Bores flack for staring at the camera, but those were lame attempts at a “Jim Halpert style glance” after an awful joke. If he wants to give off the illusion that Frat Boy is insulting IG, he needs to look at the camera.

Offended by this, IG presses a button and somehow beams Drunkard down onto the planet, where he chokes to death on the gas. Holy shit! That was needlessly cruel! I know the character was annoying and I even predicted he would die (red shirt) but I didn’t expect it to be that awful! I thought it would be a Gorn or a Klingon or something. You’re the hero! You’re not supposed to do this!

4:42 - 5:36: IG finally manages to make to the next destination, Lekythos, where he needs to find more dilithium. There’ a bit where Spock’s Enterprise sprite is scanning for life forms, and for some reason IG keeps focus on that for a few seconds. What’s wrong with it?
He goes down to the planet, mentioning we should bring a geologist to grab a mineral that moves a robot. When it doesn’t work (I think he needs Spock to repair it first), he… grabs his Legend of Zelda cartridge, claims “Time to Zelda this bitch”, places it on his NES controller, somehow summons the menu from the game, and plants a bomb to destroy it. WHAT? Wha… what? I… don’t… I… What the hell was all that about? Nothing about that made sense! Ow, my head hurts.

5:37 - 6:16: The landing party reaches a door that Spock informs will require a phaser fire to destroy. “Alright, about time we get to blow some shit up” Because that’s exactly what Star Trek was about. I think the Abrams movies have tainted your mind.
When the door isn’t destroyed after multiple phaser blasts, IG says it’s another puzzle. Rather, the “narrator” says that and IG responds to him “Another puzzle?” The “narrator” responds back “I know, what a bitch!” Oh noes, how dare they include puzzles in an adventure game! Next you’ll tell me there’s too many puzzles in Monkey Island or Sam & Max.
Oh, and he says the door is made out of “asstonium”. You’re really making this difficult not to bring up the other guy, you know that right?
He completes the “puzzle” by getting the security officer off the ship and helping to destroy the door. Then the officer dies because he’s a red shirt.

6:17 - 7:13: It cuts to him leaving the planet as he heads into the Romulan Empire. He encounters a Romulan ship and enters Red Alert, turning his room red.
Spock informs him that offensive action could lead to war, but IG says “fuck logic” and wants to kill instead. How very DarkSydePhil.
Followed by a montage where Bores brings back his Pac-Man Fever and messes with the controller like a dumbass.
Of course, he loses because that was the wrong course of action. He learns that we were supposed to reason with them and we would progress with the game. Diplomacy in a Star Trek game? Wow, it’s almost like it’s trying to be like the show! *headdesk headdesk headdesk*
But instead, he loses and gets kicked out of Starfleet. Then…he does the “KHAAAAN” scream. No! That is not relevant here! You were defeated by Romulans, not Khan! Just because you’re doing something Star Trek related, doesn’t give you the right to use that.

7:14 - 7:44: IG then resorts to using passwords. Of course…
He reaches the next planet, and gets to a part with a green-skinned alien woman. Bores uses his perv voice and tells the others to leave him alone for some privacy. Then he places a giant censored bar over Kirk and the green woman, with porno music.  Jeez, this is more juvenile than that one Alice Eve scene in Into Darkness (it was in the trailer, you know the one).
Then out of nowhere, he says we meet celebrities like “the Gorn”, a second name I can’t understand (enunciate Chris), Mr. Clean (a bald bouncer in the game) and… Jamie Farr. What does he have to do with Star Trek? This is all placed over a star-backdrop while Bores pretends he’s an announcer. I don’t know what’s going on anymore! This is pain.

7:45 - 8:10: IG reaches the planet where it all started, makes a reference to “lighting farts on fire” for some reason, then notes what really happened. Someone in Starfleet left their communicator on, causing a giant explosion. He asks who’s dumb enough to do that… cutting to a dead Drunkard… who farts. Remind me how Bores doesn’t resort to toilet humor?

8:11 - 9:08: He notes that in order to prevent the explosion, they need to go back in time. He tells Spock to start, and we get more focus on his nodding sprite. “What is this game even rated?” Wait, you think that looks suggestive? He’s nodding his head! He’s also standing! How can he do something suggestive when… fuck you. Just, fuck you!

He travels back to old Iotia and goes over the long process of what to do. *tap tap tap tap tap* REALLY making this hard.
He brings up how we can kill gangsters but then complains about how we couldn’t kill animals. Probably because the gangsters were armed with intent to kill! The animals were just animals.

The video ends with IG beating the game and telling Mr. Sulu to warp him out. But that’s not all, there’s a post-credits stinger where the Enterprise arrives at … Planet Chippendale’s. Oh wow, a “George Takei is gay” joke, keep it classy you asshat.

That was just all kinds of terrible. So unfunny, so much missing the point, and his Star Trek knowledge just seemed to relate to fairly basic memes. He didn’t seem to understand that this was an adventure game, and that puzzles are common in those. He’d probably feel more comfortable with the newest Star Trek game, that one is more his “Blow shit up” mentality.
Also, no storyline. What a surprise…
Next big movie based on an old franchise to come out is Man of Steel. Think he’ll do that Superman review he promised back in 2008? We’ll see.

228 comments:

  1. This review had so many facepalm moments for me. And all of those edited-in Zelda references hurt my inner love for the series. Just once I would like to see IG do a review WITHOUT editing in footage from other games.

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  2. And once again, he does an entire playthrough without explaining why the game sucks. Are the controls bad? Is there something wrong with the graphics? Is the game too hard? He never goes into that. Hell, I don't think he even says whether or not the game was bad.

    This wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that he still labels it as a review. A playthrough is not a review.

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  3. Again with naming characters after their trademarks/hobbies.

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    1. It's a major sign of laziness/unoriginality. Actually think of names? That's too hard!

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  4. I really hope DLAbaoaqu returns at some point to do some more Irate Gamer cross examinations/burials.

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    1. *Sarcasm* Why should I? Boring Man can do no wrong according to a small cartel out to control the internet... plus text commentaries supposedly SUCK!

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  5. God, that was awful. I swear Family Guy has sadly influenced him. Not that he was ever good to begin with.

    That, and I've learnt nothing about the game. If Bores wants to do playthroughs, whatever. But he shouldn't label it as a review when he doesn't examine or assess the game at all.

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  6. By the way, Bores left a comment in response to someone praising the Zelda reference and asking if he would do a Superman review:

    "glad that reference went over so well. Not sure I'll have time for a superman review with E3 and all. We'll see"

    I'm sure we can all agree that means he won't do the review.

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    1. Either that or it will happen when he resumes his storyline... if that ever happens.

      It will happen the same time as his Deadly Towers review, or his Castlevania review, or his NES Simpsons games review.

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    2. Trust me-- he's not going to continue that "epic storyline".

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  7. So the storyline has just been dropped? With what he's done so far it is becoming more and more obvious that the only reason he even did one was because he saw how popular Linkara's storylines were and was just me tooing.

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  8. Did he enter some sort of contest seeking how much random stupid crap he could add to a game? I know he always does that, but FFS really into overdrive here. Quite a steady pattern through the review actually. Random crap, bitch about some basic mundane detail of the game (puzzles?! oh noes!), repeat until 9 minutes are filled.

    Once again this True Gamer needless beats up the stuff he's claiming to collect. Looked like some old controllers up in that crate... If he really likes throwing away $5 bills, he can give them to me instead. That stuff can add up if he's planning on destroying his collection, multiple pieces every episode, 20... 10... um almost maybe 5 episodes a year!

    Also question for Trek fans: is what he calls a Romulan Warbird indeed one, or a Bird of Prey? I've only seen the TNG era version, which looks nothing like that...

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    1. The romulan warbird looks like this:

      http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/D'deridex_class

      Klingon warbird looks like this:
      http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Klingon_warbird

      The original startrek does not appear to have romulan warbirds at all. In my opinion based on having played most star-trek games, I'd say its a romulan bird of prey.

      I am not watching Bore's shitty review however and instead am going by this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl1FS7yUNdo (at 2:15)

      Looks like one to me.
      http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Romulan_Bird-of-Prey_(23rd_century)

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  9. You know what star-trek game I've never seen caustic reviewers tear crap out? Star-trek: away team and star-trek: new worlds. Hell even dominion wars is a good one to pick (but having not played it myself...).

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  10. There is a third Star Trek game on the NES, based on the fifth movie, it was finished, but as the movie bombed, they never bothered releasing it. But it is out there in prototype form an reproduction form.

    PlayItBogart did a fantastic review on it a few years ago. (Who was one of Chris' influences).

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    1. I did see that listed, but I didn't mention it as it wasn't officially released. I doubt Bores would be the type to ever review unreleased games.

      Ah yes, one of his "influences". Uh huh.

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    2. I loved that review, PiB was fantastic, I actually followed his blog where he did a Knight Rider review.

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    3. PlayItbogart is still around, he's quite active on Twitter. he also has a new YT channel, IndianaBelmont, though its mostly stuff about baseball nowadays.

      Really nice guy IRL too!

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    4. I know, in fact his twitter feed was one the first I followed. He's one of those people on the internet I've always wanted to talk to.

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  11. By jove. It's been a long time since a review this bad came from Boring Man. Not only is he doing a game by a certain other reviewer (who just put out a review of Toxic Crusaders games with the guy from Troma, no less); but it's clear his knowledge of Star Trek is close to nil. Anyway, I plan to see Star Trek Into Darkness soon; and I'm also rewatching the old shows and the first six movies. Machinima also put out a couple Star Trek game-related videos: one Bro Team of the new game (I'm not sure what to think of the series, but I'm still mulling over renting the game to see how bad it is); and a top 10 list of the best Star Trek games (which includes Star Trek Bridge Commander and Star Trek Voyager Elite Force). A couple of the Star Trek games I had were a TNG game on Genesis (which was OK, but very difficult. You had to think like a Starfleet officer to play it, something Chris is incapable of doing.) and Encounters (a sort of space shooter with the ships from the five main TV shows, I think Bores would like that if he's eager to shoot first and ask questions later). Regarding his overuse of memes: there are not enough Picard facepalms in the universe to express my hate for this video. One last thing: looks like I called it when his "movie" ended up being like Monster A Go-Go, whose twist ending contributed heavily to being one of the worst movies featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Joel even said it was THE worst he featured on the show). Live long and prosper, Dan.

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    1. The sad part of the star-trek games on the SNES and Genesis is that they had really good gameplay (the TNG game on Genesis and SNES had a really awesome ship battle mini-game) but it was obscured by stupid ass puzzle sequences. I get it, startrek is a franchise about thinking and understanding but I should not be searching for circuit board chips or 10 frickin miners or collect 100s of freaking minerals to go back to the awesome gameplay. I also should not be scrolling through hundreds of options in the navigational menu to one system where I actually have something to do. The sad part of the TNG startrek game was that you could engage in diplomacy, you had multiple conversation lines you could use to talk to the romulans (picking the wrong one forces you into a space battle).
      The DS9 game was also okay but again fell to cryptic level design (and some levels like the borg level, are timed... yeah that's cool).

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    2. So, it was kind of like an early version of Mass Effect in hindsight. The concept was interesting, but as you said, the execution was flawed. And yes, the tactical game was my favorite part of that TNG game. The searching for items to get back to the gameplay does get tedious. I also played the Star Trek Voyager arcade game, which had decent graphics for the time, but the light-gun gameplay was mired by bad AI and bad collision detection. I think I may play Elite Force if I can find it and get it running.

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    3. I actually agree with the mass effect part. There's even a sequence where you can trick a hostage taker into letting you retake the hostages.

      Elite force was great. Though the sequel had more puzzles and thinking moments. Elite force 1 pandered more to the star trek crowd and referenced a lot of star-trek material while Elite Force 2 makes up some stuff here and there.

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    4. I have Voyager Elite Force, it cost me 50 British pence.

      ...I love Britain.

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  12. Nobody's mentioned "cat anus" yet (1:28 and 2:21). Although I'm no IG defender, and this little easter egg certainly doesn't make him not terrible, it might be encouraging that he came up with a joke that the viewer must pay attention to spot... although Chris should have to earn that attention.

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  13. What do you guys think of the Xbox One? Wow, that console is full of FAIL.

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    1. I think this sums up the conference nicely:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjUO2YSjn0

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    2. Also EA as their buddy buddy? =(

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    3. Does this count?
      Also, it's more like Xbox the Roku Box.

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    4. This also does a good job.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKm94T0jfzQ

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    5. To be honest, for now, I'm not looking forward to buying the Xbox One or the PS4. I'm fine with just the Wii U. (And before you ask, no, I am not a Nintendo fanboy. :-))

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    6. I love my 360 so when I heard One would not be backwards compatible, I was rather disappointed. All the snazzy features they go over sound nice, but it probably means jack if you don't have a gold account (Netflix, Hulu Plus, Youtube and even Internet Explorer require a gold account to use on the 360)

      I'm not much of a multiplayer enthusiast, so I passed on the gold option. Was rather pissed when I found out the above services required gold.

      Also, love how you're doing the titles for new blog entries. Such delicious snark. Keep up the good work!

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    7. this is also pretty good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrvE3B5Rz6A

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    8. I admit the multimedia capabilities will win over people who wouldn't normally buy a video game system, but I have absolutely zero games I want to play on the Xbox One yet, and I barely know any that are coming out on it! I'm still wondering how many more Call of Duty games Activision is willing to put out before people get sick of it, like Guitar Hero. And Skylanders: it seems to be doing well for the time being, but I wonder how much longer it; and the whole video game+trading figure game combo will last once Disney Infinity and Pokémon Rumble U enter the playing field (both of which look more interesting to me than Skylanders). The eighth generation console I'm most currently interested in is the Wii U. I must say that Xbox One will have the hardest time trying to win me over. As for the Playstation 4: it looked good, but it doesn't really offer anything I couldn't get with a marked-down PS3 (heck, I didn't even get my PS1 until around the time the PS2 was out).

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    9. Gotta say, I really hope either M$ backs off on these stupid no used games and connection check in policies, or if not that the X1 is a total bust. If this garbage flies, it'll only snowball from here.

      I'll probably get a PS4 eventually, it's pretty much how these things usually play out for me: Get Nintendo system early, get Playstation two or three years later.

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    10. I have to say the Wii U is the only console in about a decade (since the PS2 came out) that actually had me interested right away. Considering getting one when they become cheaper.

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  14. I seem to have hit a snag on my improvements Firetop Mountain is the only dungeon that took me four videos to do and for one of the titles I already used middle.

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    1. For a bit now I've been changing the tags and titles of my videos and considering Firetop Mountain I don't know what to put for the third video of it out of four.

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    2. How about witch of firetop mountain or flamebroiled or some fun pun. When you kill the boss I guess you could say he's FIRED! Though in all honesty maybe should title the videos based on the moment you think was the funniest in the video.

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    3. I ran out of puns fast is the problem, my commentary is already done and it's uploaded so that pun is out, and I wouldn't be the best judge of what moment is funniest in each video.

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  15. God, the review is so bad, that I won't be even surprised that it will make it to the top 3. The jokes are cruel and it's not funny. Is Chris trying to make himself a hero? Why the hell did blow up the planet? Why did he took all the crystal? Even for his own standard, he's an asshole.
    Geez, I wonder what happen to the storyline?

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  16. I'm all for doing something in the spirit of something that just happened, but with the way he sneaks the title of the new movie into the title of his video just cries desperation. Like even he knows just how little this means to him anymore and only keeps doing it to drag his fifteen minutes out as long as he can.

    Who said "it's better to burn out than fade away," I wonder.

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    1. That would be Queen in their song No One Wants to live forever.

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    2. Actually, the song is titled "Who Wants To Live Forever", and the phrase is older than that.

      I'm not sure who created it, but Neil Young used it in his 1979 song "My My Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)" so it's been around for a while.

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    3. Srry. My mistake. I was remembering how it was used in the film Highlander, which was a huge project for Queen as they had done all of the music for it. They use the phrase in the best scene in the movie...

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  17. U know, I have a theory on why Bores quit doing the storyline. It's because Linkara took a brea from doing his for a few months (which I belive is ending soon. The hiatus I mean...). I mean, Shadow Overlord was a complete rip off of Lord Vice(who has a better voice and, well, everything else). The Pixel Demon was based on creepypastas, much like The Entity (probably Linkara's best storyline, in my opinion...)and even having a giant robot reeks of Neutro. Now I may be strething, as its just a theory, but seeing how he dropped the storyline in January, when The Gunslinger arc was finished, and Lewis said he wanted to take a few months off to prevent Burnout, Bores dropped his storyline as well. It might be a coincidence, but I dont know...

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  18. I actually found the video funny, there were some moments when he went full retard but overall it was a good video.

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    1. By IG standards it was more of return to form. Now if only he would stop advocating the trolling of others...

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  19. Ugh... Gotta say, Bores is getting pretty stale, even by his standards. Pretty much every episode since he put his story on hold seems to include more of his list jokes, pointless characters that he creates just so he can pointlessly murder them, his random "narrator" gag, and some of his most forced overreactions yet. I really wish he'd go back to the plot already...

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  20. Hey look idiot blog updated again. Man its like they're not trying anymore. That batdansucks guy has done less work than IG has.

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    1. Wow, the latest journal entry looks worse than the last. It's like the Batdansucks guy just write all of that on a fast food napkin.

      "Uuuggghhh, so BatDanNight has written a new entry eh? But I'm so tiiirreeddd... *Yawn, then takes out a pen and napkin* I'll just write a few of BatDanNight's arguments, say out for only one sentence each, then I'll call it a day."

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    2. DLAbaoaqu is going to hate this post. He found Family Guy to be funny and clever. Given the fact that we know that DLAbaoaqu hates Family Guy....

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    3. Here's the perfect response to the silly people running that "blog".

      http://bit.ly/154B3op

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    4. @ Skyrunner14 I think that can be a response to Mr. A and his goonsquad as well.

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    5. Looking at his comments to the comments on that post. All I can say is yikes their is something not right mentally with lasersquad.

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    6. "But batdan says its not okay for Irate Gamer to kill people. Irate Gamer should be allowed to kill people."

      Uh wow! I'm not even freaking quote mining him. I get that maybe he's trying to say that players are entitled to play a video game anyway they want but freakin geez!?

      Also anyone notice that Lasersquad plays bosconia since his avatar is a spy ship?

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  21. About the Linkara video, yesterday the comments section was full of Asalieri fanboys, and top comments were hate mail, now it seems that Linkara's fanboys have taken back the top comments.

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    1. You know, I'm amazed how Asa's fanboys are as vigilant as the North Korean Army. It's like as soon as Asa talks shit about someone, they immediately know what to do.

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    2. I guess the same can be said about the Archfiend's fanboys.

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    3. I really wonder what goes on with Asalieri. Linkara made a 5-minute video or so explaining very carefully that AT4W is like a home business to him; and why letting the ads play is a good idea. So what does Asa do? He puts out a video twice as long complaining about it. Said video came up as a recommendation on my YouTube channel. I ignored it and watched Transformers Animated and Super Sentai instead. I am not going to pay Asa any mind; though I'm aware he tends to make an ass of himself over Channel Awesome contributors a lot.

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    4. Ooh, what are ur favorite sentai? I like Mirai Sentai Timeranger for Timefire and I think my personal fave is gosei sentai Dairanger for the cool martial arts.

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    5. Dairanger would have to be my favorite, followed by Gokaiger. I also got Archfiend's complaint about Linkara's request too. Didn't watch that either.

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  22. Hey guys I just realized something. Batdamn created the first few pages on the Irate Gamer wikia.

    http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/68.51.85.3

    And they all were full of grammar and spelling mistakes equivalent to a 5 year old just learning to write. As for people wondering if I'll finish the yo noid page... I promise I'll have it done by the end of this week and it'll be a promise I don't intend to break.

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    1. Wow. Preaditor, assasanate, evengly? I almost got a headache from trying to read that.

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    2. He's not even trying anymore.

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    3. He must has some serious regression issues if he thinks mis-spelling predator and assassinate would be clever. Seriously you can't misspell these words that poorly by accident. There's no i's in predator! Considering that Batdamn is also Constantine, the number of times he's been hacked, how he stupidly gave away his home address, his attempt to impersonate another individual, the fact that he's stupid enough to think we're a shrine while he's the most fanatical fanboy (he thought he could help the wiki by writing shitty 5-year old recaps that reek of immaturity) and his pathetic counter's to opposition and the fact that I had to write a run on sentence shows just devoted he is to Irate Gamer.

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    4. http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Yo_Noid

      enjoy guys

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    5. I find this odd, since he often talks down to people for having bad grammar on YouTube. I wonder if he has some sort of strange multiple personality disorder.

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  23. What's Irate gamer doing in 2013:
    "Hey guys! I'm Irate Gamer here! Since there's going to be a movie based on a popular franchise released in theatre, so I'm going to review the game based on that movie! Who cares about the storyline? My fans probably won't care about that anyway!
    Also, I'm going to stare at my camera."
    In a nutshell, of course.

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  24. Chris wrote this on his Facebook...

    "A feature length documentary to spawn out of an
    Irate the 80s Topic? More info soon..."

    What kind of studio would want to make a hour and a half Irate the 80s episode!?

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    1. Wiseau Films probably would...

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    2. James Nguyen (The Birdemic guy)?

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    3. No no no, Mr. Wiseau and Mr. Nguyen are both freaking Spielberg compared to the always-incompetent Bores. Even they would take a look at Bores' work and say to themselves, "My work is better than this"... and they'd be right.

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  25. Hey guys, I've thought of something... The monks who gave Bores the Sword of Inferno are the real bad guys while Shadow Overlord might be the good guy all along.
    Just sayin

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    1. Speaking about the monks/sages, isn't Eric Allen's the Wise Sage is also I don't know, a sage? Then what does that make the sage with a white beard then? Elder Sage? I don't know.

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    2. That would actually be clever... would you really give Bores that much credit though?

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    3. Even if that plot is correct, it shows that Irate Gamer is not a hero and not the best character on the show. I don't think Chris would let that happen and if he did it would be very very poorly executed.

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    4. Also, it would be pointlessly contradictory. Why establish a character with no personality beyond MWAHAHAHAHA and then have them become a good guy? Then again, Bores has never really cared about continuity...

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  26. Whatever happened to Bores' Haunted Investigators movie that he wanted to be put on Streaming Netflix?(hahaha) Sorry just the idea of anything materializing from all of his boasting makes me laugh...

    (I also just got blocked from making comments on his youtube because I criticized his Star Trek review)

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    1. Makes sense. He couldn't take criticism to save his life. He could be on a sinking ship, and you could tell him to get to a lifeboat, and he'd probably just stand there waiting to drown just to spite you.

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    2. Beats me. I remember the site once said he was seeking distribution. So he has either found one (probably not) or has given up (seems likely, as he would have announced the distributors acquisition of his film).

      He also announced he intended to get it into film festivals, which from the get go I was unsure of. Big time and even less prestigious film festivals have high standards. I've seen great films (both shorts and features) that struggled to get into a lot of festivals big and small. They're not going to accept Chris' film for a number of reasons.

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    3. The chance of him getting it in the Sundance Film Festival is nil. I doubt that he'd even bother to put in the effort required to even try it.

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    4. It wont get into Sundance. Luke Matheny tried to submit his short film, God of Love, into the fest and it got rejected and that won the short film Oscar!

      That aside, just look at the films that have got shown in the past few years, and anybody will agree Bores has EXTREME competition (never mind that thousands of films get submitted and rejected each year).

      Even if he got in (which he wouldn't), no distributor in the right mind would acquire his film. The found footage genre is dead.

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    5. Entering a film at all is more effort then Bores is even willing to try. Bores is so lazy that he'd won't be bothered to even find out how to enter.

      Not only is the found footage genre dead it's stuff like Bores' stuff and other paranormal investigator shows that were the death nail to it.

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  27. Does anybody know that this year's E3 will have a Pokémon X Y presentation on June 11?
    All aboard for the Hype Train!!

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    1. Generic.
      It's less like a modern Sherlock Holmes in New York and just another CBS procedural. Making it yet another "insufferable genius solves crimes" show like Lie to Me, The Mentalist, or Psych (though Psych is awesome and stands out for its comedy).

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    2. Or Monk. Monk is my all-time favorite show.

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  29. I don't understand why Bores is so sensitive to criticism. Even if it's constructive, he blocks people like a little bitch. Doesn't he realize that most people don't like his work and the majority of his fans are kids? And I just love how he's tries to fight us "trolls" by (as LadyBuggin777) countering us with basically "HURR DURR ME HAVE MOAR SUBSCRIBERS THAN U SO THAT MEAN UR WRONG!". And BTW, I just looked at the BatdanSucks blog, and I think I just lost some brain cells reading some of the posts.

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    1. The same can't be said with Karbia. Expect that he blatantly lied that he can take it even though it's the opposite. Chris never said he can take criticism.

      Well, I think he does realized that his fans are kids. Given the fact that how he treated his fanbase. Like putting a bunch of contest just to attract more subscribers.

      Speaking of radywuggin666, I wonder what happen to Chris' father?

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    2. According to Ldaybuggin's Youtube account, she says she's divorced.

      Why am I not surprised?

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  30. Wow one of my rookies in x-com is made of iron he survived a grenade exploding right below without taking any damage.

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    1. Just wait till you see soldiers survive point blank shots from heavy plasma. In terror of the deep soldiers can survive being turned into zombies (though the process is cryptic).

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    2. Of course the accuracy of most of them suck I had one miss two out of three shots at point blank range.

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    3. Yeah the key is to go for high accuracy weapons as soon as possible. The best thing to remember about x-com is that unless the range is like really short (i.e they can't fire the gun without hitting someone at face range) they still have the same chance of missing. This means that regardless of proximity to target your troops will always have a that chance to hit the target. Therefore one trooper should spot while the rest maintain decent firing angles on any targets the trooper spots. This applies to the original x-com only as terror of the deep has super highly accurate sniper cannons but extremely poor visibility forcing you to dedicate your entire team to scouting and x-com apocalypse has extremely good visibility and very good armor so you are expected to engage the enemy on open ground at long range. Oh speaking of which do you want me to give you a dosbox version of x-com apocalypse?

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    4. Not too sure yet. But maybe by the time I finish the first x-com I will have decided.

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    5. Take your time, the important thing is that you enjoy the game.

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    6. Wow I got an ethereal retaliation in May. This practice might not end well so it might say good things about the LP.

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  31. And I'm the only one notice that most of irate gamer fans hates MLP?
    It's not really surprising, really. Given the fact most of them are immature kids.

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    1. I'm not suprised. They're young, so they just don't understand. They, like other people *cough*silentrobandhisassholefans*cough* hate on MLP just for the sake of hating on it.

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    2. Speaking of MLP, anyone going to see Equestria Girls? (Also wonder if BatDanNight is a brony...)

      ObBores: I think Bores seems to be ready to give up after over a half-decade of putting out crap that no sane person would enjoy, even with E3 coming up...

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    3. Not anymore. I don't even like the show anymore. The fans have ruined it, the writers have ruined it, it's just not enjoyable.

      If you manage to find some enjoyment out of it still, more power to you.

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    4. I never was into the show, but at least I can respect the people who do like it. Unlike certain people who I hate. *coughblueluigicoughcough*

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    5. Blueluigi never said he hated the show, though.
      But his brony parody is awful.

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    6. @BatDanKnight

      I do have to agree that the show has gone downhill, but hopefully, Season 4 won't suck.

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    7. I only seriously watched MLP as part of a bet lol. Personally, I have nothing against bronies....except for the crazy ones. Then again, thats with any fandom.

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    8. You would think they would like MLP, I find lots of bronies are annoying 13 year olds.

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    9. @KingCrimson

      Not all of are like that. Most, if not all, bronies that I hang out with act pretty mature.

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    10. @ZeldaFan

      Ya, most Bronies I talk to are on Steam. I shouldn't generalize like that but that is how most of them are. Also I never met a Brony IRL.

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    11. Speaking of Hasbro and the Hub, anyone ever watch lesser-known shows of theirs like Kaijudo: Rise/Clash of the Duel Masters, Transformers: Rescue Bots, Pound Puppies, and Littlest Pet Shop? They may not have the popularity of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic or Transformers: Prime/Beast Hunters, but I think they're really enjoyable! (Even if LPS and RB are starting to show SOME signs of popularity, they're still pretty underrated.)

      ObBores: Just saw his playthrough-- er, "review". Good lord, did it suck. He didn't even talk about why the game is good or bad, as BatDan pointed out. And I didn't find "Lt. Drunkard" to be funny one bit, especially at the part where he talks to 8-bit Uhura. With James, at least he talks about the positives and the negatives of the game... and his review came out about five years ago!

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    12. Been hearing that Rescue Bots will air its second season this winter (as will season 2 of LPS and season 4 of MLP: FIM), and season 2 of Kaijudo will start in two days (at the time of this post). Looking forward to all the shows!

      And the thing with Rescue Bots and LPS, to me, is that, while they are meant for a younger crowd, that doesn't mean they can't be enjoyable, especially with great voice acting from people like Steve Blum, D.C. Douglas, Imari Williams, and Parvesh Cheena on the former (Steve also voicing Starscream) and Ashleigh Ball, Tabitha St. Germain, Peter New, Sam Vincent, Nicole Oliver, Kira Tozer, Kyle Rideout, and Jocelyne Loewen on the latter (the last three VAs mentioned don't work on MLP, BTW). The writing for both shows, at least to me, seems well done. Plus both fanbases for the shows aren't nearly as crazy as plenty of bronies and fans of TF: Prime/Beast Hunters have become recently.

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    13. I enjoy MLP: FiM, but I concede the fandom does attract its fair share of rather unsavory characters. Apart from that, I enjoy Transformers Prime/Beast Hunters (I'm still looking for a few figures from both the RID and Beast Hunters lines), and the Hub's reruns of Transformers G1, Transformers Animated (I hope a DVD of all 42 episodes from Shout! Factory comes out soon), Batman The Animated Series, Superman The Animated Series, and Animaniacs. I have no real opinion on this Equestria Girls. Far as I'm concerned, it's just canonizing the humanization fan art. I'm personally not seeking out a theater showing it, as it's coming out the weekend Man of Steel opens. If Boring Man does review Superman on NES, I imagine it will have the usual results of videos along the lines of his Monster Party review.

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  32. Nintendo released a Kickstarter parody on their website in order to promote Game and Wario. Of course, it's better than Bores parody.

    http://gameandwario.nintendo.com/crowdfarter/#6

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  33. Karbia still haven't update his deviantArt profile yet. Bo-ring.

    Oh well. Here's a fanart by Chotetsumaru that I want to sure with you because I'm a jerk.
    http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/270/0/c/dangerously_adorable_by_chotetsumaru-d4b498t.png
    Is this me, or his Pikachu doesn't seems to be improved at all?

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  34. According to my Facebook informant, Bores was asked about the controversial Xbox One. He replied that he "has no opinion" and wants to try it out first.

    I love it when Bores claims he's "in-tune" with gaming yet says shit like that. He'd be a good candidate for the next Doritos Pope.

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    1. That'd be funny if he bought it without even knowing how flawed it is.

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    2. I guess he didn't even know what are the complains people are making about the Xbox One and why it is getting so much hate right now.

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    3. @BatDanKnight - Did fans ask him about the PS4, too? Given that he's a Sony fanboy, I'd imagine he'd praise the crap out of that thing, even if it has a better reputation than the Xbox One right now. Who knows-- maybe both systems will turn out to be decent when they're released. I'm still in no rush to buy them, though-- I'm happy with just the Wii U. (I do own both a 3DS and PS Vita when it comes to handhelds, though.)

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    4. Well everyone on GameFAQS seems to be Sony fanboys, IMO.

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    5. The Xbox One has been made fun of a lot since it got unveiled. I notice almost all of Sony's recent PS4 ads are mocking the presentation in some form. I gather Microsoft will talk about actual games at E3. We shall see.

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    6. Not being very subtle, Sony is... XD

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  35. So, think Bores will review the new Sonic game when it comes out? I don't think he has a Wii U yet, but he could review the 3DS version, or those schmucks at NotGame might just give him one.

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    1. I wonder if he will even bother to play the game or simply steal somebody else's footage like he did in his Generations review.

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  36. Uh anybody worried about Square Enix's sudden descent to horrible mobile gaming?

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    1. I'd be more worried if I didn't realize that they've sucked for a LONG time now.

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  37. Who do you think is worse, silent rob or The Archfiend?

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    1. Don't watch either, used to watch archfiend but stopped since I don't really care about half the things he talks about.

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  38. Enough talk about silly people who don't deserve attention for now, here's an adorable kitten.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cghdMqKFCM8

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  39. In other news, the Second Coming of Tiny Tim has outed himself as the world's first XBox One fanboy.

    Most people didn't react well...

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  40. I have some news about a certain nuclear reactor:

    http://ccpostsyoureply.blogspot.com/2013/06/i-have-fantastic-news-everybody.html

    and a comment relating to the situation by LB herself:

    "OMG!!!! What happen to Constantine???  The world stopped spinning!!!!!!"

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  41. I'm not sure which is funnier. The fact that Joseph is gone or the fact that Chris's world stopped spinning when he found out he was gone.

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    1. Constantine Chernobyl, aka The biggest fanboy to the IG in existence. Now that he's gone, it's safe for people to actually criticize the asshole without getting constantly spammed by him.

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    2. @ ZeldaFan

      He is Joe Hladnik (aka Constantine Chernobyl). His channel is gone from YouTube now.

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    3. Of course, Ladybuggin has freaked out about this claiming the world has "stopped spinning". Gee, I wonder why...

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    4. I don't believe this...Constantine is...no more.

      TIME TO BRING OUT THE DRINKS! :D

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    5. And so, another idiot is gone completely. Who else is next?

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    6. Darn he made another account and said blamed false flagging for his account getting removed. But since he has had one account removed has made it known he has one weakness.

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    7. If someone's YouTube account is removed and they make another one, then ADMIT to it, couldn't YouTube remove that one as well?

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    8. Well looks like we're going idiot hunting tonight!

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    9. Funny how they still think someone being called a brony is an insult I know some bronies who actually have a job that they love very much and can write a better story than bores can ever hope to dream of.

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  42. Off-topic:
    Last night, I watched three 1-hour long shows on the Military Channel about the American Revolutionary War. With the stories told by historians, journal/letter entries from leaders and soldiers who were there, and modern-day restoration acts, they were certainly entertaining to watch. Far more entertaining than what Chris has done with Irate the 80's or Haunted Investigators.

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  43. lasersquad from the Batdan Sucks blog just admitted he's just trolling:

    "Nope not gonna send a virus to him. You may have noticed that I’m deliberately playing dumb and have actually insulted Irate Gamer several times in my articles. Internet goers must be really used to Irate Gamer and his fan’s insanity if I can write completely nonsensical bullshit and be taken seriously. Yeah I just said that, please piece together what just happened and look forward to the end of this blog.

    P.S I do not even know the ip address of Mr.Killultra."

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    1. Nice try lasersquad you got backed into the corner and are now just trying to get out squeaky clean it's not going to work. Nice try with the parody retcon it never works.

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    2. Here's the source in case you don't believe me:
      http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/05/22/reasoning-seems-impossible-with-batdan-sensors-overflowing-with-stupidity/#comments

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    3. I saw what he said I'm just pointing out that he backed himself into a corner and is trying to make sure he doesn't look like the bad guy.

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    4. @Micharion wasn't replying to what you said, I was just adding the source just because.

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    5. Oh woops sorry my bad that was all on me.

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    6. Huh his next article is
      "Whoops look like the bosconian spy ship got away!"
      and its password protected!?

      Uh is this guy talking for realz? is everyone seeing this?

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    7. I'm guessing he's going to password protect every post from now on to keep us from seeing them shame it won't work.

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    9. Wasn't the whole point of his blog to try and make this one look bad? What's even the point if the people he's trying to criticize can't even see his posts? I get the feeling he has no clue what he's doing...

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    10. He says he's going to make it public and it will answer any questions we have to put it simply I don't believe him. I have a strong feeling he is trying come out looking like the good guy.

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    11. I'd say it's hard to look like a good guy when the whole purpose of your blog was to make someone look bad.

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    12. Well the thing is it is not lasersquads blog but the thing is he had to agree with it to be an author for it.

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    13. If you are a blog's author, then you're responsible for the content on said blog. Ergo, I'd count that as owning (or at least having partial ownership of) it.

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    14. Actually a later comment appears to suggest that his partner is also in on it.

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    15. You know, now that I think about it, wasn't benwagner here acting like he was against IG, even though he is really a fan of his(apparently also a friend of his as well).

      That's what this seems to be like to me, just the other way around.

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    16. Unlike Benwagner though, Lasersquad doesn't appear to be lying when he uses evidence to insult someone. Also he has made two articles public... though to be fair I cracked the password to the first one.

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    17. Lasersquad I apologize I completely misunderstood you of course the problem wasn't on you it was on me I let my emotions cloud my judgement it's something I need to work on but considering what happened in my life doing so is not easy.

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  44. I just thought about how horrifying a irate gamer review of super robot wars would be.

    (Also first comment on blogger)

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  45. In other news with this channel update my first LP is now complete. Anyone that want to see it here's a link to my youtube account. http://www.youtube.com/user/MicharionAQ/videos?view=0&flow=grid Also if you watch please find it in you heart to tell me what I can do to improve on the next LP. Also I will be taking a small break in between LPs.

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    1. My only tip for improvement would be to intentionally show off some of things you point out. Say for example attempt to throw a grenade at the final boss. The important part of an LP is to show off as much of the game as possible.

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    2. Yeah I knew I was forgetting something to show off also I kind of forgot to get the ante-penultimate battery that was in the Dark Castle that first staircase I skipped in the castle proper with the solar station yeah I actually was supposed to go there.

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    3. Although to be fair since I was going to try and get all the gun parts I would have had to do the final boss at least one more time but one gun part was in battle mode which I didn't want to do solo so I cut my losses and just said that it was done with the first final boss fight. I will go back to it when I have the capability to truly finish it the way I want to.

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  46. http://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/06/02/whoops-look-like-the-bosconian-spy-ship-got-away/
    Finally... Definitive proof Chris is Ladybuggin!!!!
    Guess we can finally call him "Norman Bores" now :D

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    1. He will still deny it unfortunately sheesh the one person that proves Mithos right, humans are not moved by logic.

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  47. He he he buggin has gone into complete damage control on her channel. Her, or should I say, his arguments are crumbling around him.

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    1. Doesn't matter. He will continue making a complete tit of himself no matter how many people provide evidence. It's quite sad, really.

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    2. Wow it looks like Ben wagner is getting owned on the page dedicated to me.

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    3. So, the suspicions are confirmed. Chris really IS a Norman Bores. Lasersquad, this really made my day. I mean, you are a freaking chessmaster! You had both sides fooled, and now you're blowing the lid off the hypothetical pot. Well done, and I look forward to the next four entries onto your "Why Bores is an idiot" list.

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    4. Wow, looks like I completely misunderstood the BatDanSucks blog all along. And I would definitely like to apologize to the blog's creator. I guess you are a good man after all. C:

      Now, let's see how crazy mommy tries to handle the situation. XD

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    6. Yikes that sentence got butchered let me try again But you know buggin with all that has been revealed there is one question I must ask you. Are we having fun yet?

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    7. You Don't want to know what the real Ben Wagner is like Kill Ultra.

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    8. So, what's the damage control like? I'm curious.

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    10. You Don't want to know what the real Ben Wagner is like Kill Ultra.

      Do you know scott?

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    11. Yes.

      I found out that he is an Alcoholic, which explains his behavior.

      He wrote about it on a blog of his, before it was deleted.

      Apparently he makes alot of money as a translator. And spends alot of it on Liquor.

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    12. Yikes. What kind of country does have to be living in to get that intoxicated?

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    13. He lives in the United States.

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    14. I meant county since I'm pretty sure they're cracking down on alcohol nation wide.

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    15. He lives in Nassau County, Long Island New York.

      Here is an Example...

      http://i1280.photobucket.com/albums/a498/Litra12/BensProblem_zps1927aa96.png

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    16. Wow that really sucks. They say alcohol brings out the worst in people but that plain sucks. To think that Ben could talk normally when sober just explains alot.

      I hope Ben Wagner doesn't end up on the dumbass list since you know... alcohol.

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    17. I agree! It is curious to think of him, when sober. The sad thing is he has a wife.

      I hope not too, but you don't know.

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  48. So anyone know how youtube's community guidelines work just curious.

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  49. I love the attempted damage control by Chris. This part made me laugh.

    "the one thing I really love is that I gave you an interview knowing full well my message would get out there for all to see and you played right into my little hands! thanks for your trust, i used it well .... ha ~"

    Let me quote the Cracked Internet Argument Techniques Guide, entry number one, called "Winning by Losing":
    "However badly you have been disproven or embarrassed this person, it turns out it was all a part of their master plan to get that reaction out of you, to prove some kind of point they can't seem to explain. They honestly seem to think that despite flailing uselessly in making their original argument, they are smooth enough to convince people they are a master puppeteer pulling everyone's strings."

    So in other words, Chris, you clicked on the IP-tracking links BECAUSE you knew that's what they were. You KNEW they'd show people you were being all Norman Bates, so you clicked on them to confirm your suspicion, rather than... I dunno... NOT clicking on them, thereby causing lasersquad's plan to fail.

    Sigh.

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    1. "btw I clikced on the links to prove to myself that you indeed were checking for ip addresses, like I suspected. I could care less if you saw mine or not as it is no big secret since long before you cam on the scene. don't take credit when credit is not due you :) "

      Yeah Chris, you sure showed us.

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    2. He states this, and yet he sent his fans to the blog so that their IP's could be gotten as well.

      I pointed this out on Joseph's comment section since Chris has blocked me. Needless to say it didn't stay up for long.

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    3. It seems like Lasersquad has posted a new article and has been editing his old ones putting commentary in bold wording. I thought he was gonna do this on a weekly basis.

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  50. You know I am curious did my commentary seem better when I was fighting the powered up battle of Sabata seems like it was to me. Of course I actually did have quite a bit of fun with that fight. Yeah didn't want to triple post.

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    1. Yeah it seemed much better. Though you should be careful of viewers perceiving you as whining. But it seemed good to me.

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    2. Yeah on some of my reactions to puzzles I could easily come off as whiny of course when I can finish boktai completely I do plan on just redoing it in it's entirety.

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