Saturday, June 6, 2015

I Don't Think They Teach Padding at Spy Hunter School

So I’ve played Splatoon now. Bores got sooooo much wrong, then again he barely said anything in his review.
First off, those “puzzles” were just basic gameplay mechanics. To get up walls, you shoot ink and swim up them. That’s not really a puzzle.
This is what happens when you try to emulate PewDiePie instead of actually putting effort into your video.

What did this week bring?

Tuesday’s video was about the… Charlie Charlie challenge. I looked it up, it’s a really REALLY low budget Ouija board done with pencils and paper. Basically, it’s a dumb children’s game. Chris might as well have made a video where he plays Bloody Mary, or hell Candyman. Who needs reality and science? Ghost magic yo!

Friday is a new IG episode. This time on Spy Hunter. I still don’t understand why he thinks “nitpicking non-existent flaws in good games” is better than “reviewing bad games”. Where is the logic?
The good news is that this episode is short, clocking in at 6:35. The last three episodes were over 10 minutes long so this is nice (though the Punch-Out video would have been shorter if not for the long ass montage).

*reads description*
“Another Madcap episode of The Irate Gamer!” I sense more false advertising here.
“This time we are taking a look at a favorite classic of mine, Spy Hunter. I will hunt this one down in the process!” *sighs* This is going to be the same shit. “I love this game, but it’s fucking terrible! Watch me destroy it!” Then the fans will be surprised that you hate the game, and then in your Let’s Play you try to damage control saying “I like the game guys, why do you think I hate it?” I don’t know, because you smashed an eggplant on Kid Icarus and threw Punch-Out against a punching bag? How are you this dense?

Intro now has a bit from the Punch-Out review.
0:17 - 0:36: Claims everyone that had an NES played Spy Hunter (or they more likely played it in the Arcades, where it originated), says it involved car chases, power-ups, and “tons of women throwing themselves at the main character”. I just see one woman next to him, the other is pointing a gun. How is this “throwing themselves” at him?
He puts the cartridge in but he doesn’t push it down! It’s not going to work Bores! He even turns the power on this time. I guarantee his TV will show nothing… in real life at least. In his stupid reality, it will somehow work. Just like how he can control modern console games without turning the controllers on.

0:36 - 2:10: At least he acknowledges it’s a port of an Arcade game.
He starts the game, getting dropped off so the “fun can begin”. He dies four times and cries that “this isn’t fun, this is bullshit”. There’s something really off on the way he says bullshit.
He complains about all the ways you can die. All of which look like his fault, despite his claim that they’re “bullshit”. Okay DarkSydePhil.
Then he screams into his Arkham Origins pillow. This way he can hide is immensely bad acting.
Now it’s TIME FOR PADDING! IG lists off every enemy he can find in the game and “explains” how they’re “bullshit”. At one point he snarls, at least I think he snarls. His anger is so unconvincing, how can anyone say he’s genuine.
I imagine if Bores ever played an RPG, it would have four minutes of listing off every enemy in the game as he wouldn’t be able to find any actual points.
By the way, at 1:50, pay attention to the Game Over screen. Notice here that the score in game doesn’t match the score in the screen. Now keep this screen in mind, and the score of 10215
More complaining about death, then he edits in multiple drop off trucks because of “too much dying”. Bored.

2:11 - 3:29: He mentions that the game gives you infinite lives and operates on time instead, and if the time runs out and you die, it’s Game Over. Of course he gets one, leading to an exaggerated falling scene. Put some socks on!
Onto the Weapon Trucks. After he mentions one, the weapon effects him in “real life”. The oil slick causes oil to appear, the smoke screen causes smoke to appear, and the missiles fire one at him and put a hole in his wall (complete with the HD stock explosion, it’s been a while hasn’t it?) Where’s the joke? Good question.

He brings up that the missiles are used to destroy the helicopters, but they’re never around. He dies then continues and sees a helicopter. He pointlessly references Star Trek (you’re guess is as good as mine) but he doesn’t fire a missile because he died before. To be honest, I thought this was a stupid edit not realizing that he had actually continued. Also, he bitches about the fact that dying makes him lose the weapon. How do you not understand basic concepts that in many other games? Yes, dying makes you lose your upgrades, it’s really common in the shoot-em-up genre (and Spy Hunter is kind of like a shoot-em-up). But apparently this concept was so foreign to IG that he grabs his NES and… does something to it offscreen. I don’t know, I’m just more impressed that he was able to get it working when it’s obviously not plugged in.

Still “irate”, comes across an obviously edited truck with a “minus” symbol on it, he goes in and it blows up with another stock explosion. … How is this funny?!
Oh and see the Game Over screen? Notice the 10215 and how the score in the game didn’t match? Isn’t sloppy editing great?

3:30 - 4:13: He mentions the forks, calling them “life-altering decisions”. … I’ve got nothing
OH GOD DAMN IT! He used the Mario pause sound again. Stop that! Not every game has that! It’s really distracting. Just pause like normal!
Anyway, this leads to a bit where he decides what path to go. He complains that the only change is where the beach shows up. What’s weird is he goes down the left path, but when he shows the comparison of the two paths the beach is “Right Path” and the dock is “Left Path”. This is just weird.
Another pointless Mario effect, and another bit of choosing where to go. You know, without the enemy listing and this bit, the video would only be like four minutes.
He goes down the right path, leading to… going into the Legend of Zelda. I bet if his idol Seth McFarlane saw this, even he would say this is too fucking random.
IG goes over the various locations, including a cemetery. He dies again, and it somehow spawns a grave stone. Next…

4:14 - 5:11: IG brings up a “Spy Hunter” secret that entailed “Spy Hunter bragging rights”. Meaning the boat level. For some reason as he talks, the camera is weirdly zooming in. I don’t understand this. Is he in front of a green screen gone wrong? It’s not like that scene needed green screen.
He brings up that to access the boat level you need to do a very specific set of maneuvers. Or you could just take the left bridge three times, at least according to this FAQ I’m reading.
He tries a couple times, fails, but then goes through the boat stage and reaches the snow part of the road. He complains that the helicopters are the same color as the snow. A good point but no reason to call Midway “assholes”

The video ends with IG stating that the game has no ending, it just goes on. True.
But he doesn’t believe that, and we get a “montage” of IG trying to beat the game. Though calling it a montage is generous as there’s not even any music. Did I say four minutes? I meant two!
At one point, he checks his wrist as if he’s wearing a watch. You’re not wearing one! Why would you check that?
After a while he realizes there’s no ending… so he edits one in where the car goes off a cliff, blows up, and fake text saying you’ve reached the end of the game. Likely an excuse so he could throw the game out the window. I adore this cognitive dissonance!
Then the same 10215 Game Over screen.

Yeah that sucked…
It’s amazing really, that even at six and a half minutes, he somehow finds three ways to pad the video out. How can anyone say this is good? Please, explain to me.
Also, no mention of the Peter Gunn theme? Though I don't think Bores' knowledge of old TV extends that far.
And now to wait for the eventual Let’s Play where he tries to claim that he really loves the game, and that destroying it was all “part of the act”. Look, that shit doesn’t fly anymore Chris. At least when other people destroy games, they’re bad ones. Even when they review good but flawed games, they don’t destroy them. You really don’t understand how this works Chris.

93 comments:

  1. Oh, Bores...

    At least he didn't get to Mega Man yet.

    (Oh, god, I just gave him ideas...)

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    1. I'd rip him a new one if he does.

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    2. At this rate, he will bash Super Mario Bros. 3 before long. (Even though "some other guy" has reviewed it already.)

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    3. It would be one thing if he was a parody reviewer, but the truth is he's not.

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    4. No need; "he" already did:
      http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dggm_megaman-nes-game-review_fun

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    5. Fuck you man. Now I can't even fucking sleep tonight.

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    6. Don't worry, it's not really him.

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    7. @Hunter the Hunter

      Like mariic2 said, it's not the real deal, hence why I put "he" in quotation marks. :)

      I'd lose all faith in humanity if The Bores really did end up reviewing a Mega Man game.

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    8. Especially Megaman X. It's bad enough we had Silent Rob do a Bores-Style review of Megaman 4.

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    9. @Winston Griffin I know it's not the real deal, but it's creepy as fuck.

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  2. Even though the helicopters are mostly the same color as the snow, you can still clearly see the black metal parts of the helicopters against the white snow. So even then, there's really not much of an issue of the helicopters in that part.

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  3. I think his logic of reviewing "good" games is so he's "Different"

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  4. Spy Hunter is an old classic arcade game. It was from the time when most games didn't have an ending and it was the high score leaderboard that everyone cared about.

    What's next trying to get to the end of Pac-Man?

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    1. Technically, Pac-Man does an ending.

      http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/errors/images/f/f0/Split_Screen_in_Pac_Man.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080427010124

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    2. That is really stretching.

      Playing the game until it glitches out isn't technically an ending, at least it's not an intentional one.

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  5. I don't know why, but the way he said "bullshit" still reminds me of Joey Lauren Adams, and by extension; Nostalgia Critic's review of Bio-Dome. Usual canyons in research (we passed holes a long time ago) and gaming incompetence. At least he understands that it's Sulu on the conn; not Spock as he claimed before. I think I'll go play this on my Midway Arcade Origins game while I wait for Boring Man's anemic E3 coverage (given last year; my expectations for him are even lower than usual). As for Tuesday: still expecting a video on Skylanders Supercharged (while most people like me are more on Star Wars Battlefront, Yoshi Woolly World; and Yooka-Laylee, among others) or an Irate the 80s before he once again glosses over the bigger releases and claims everything, even the crap will be "very cool."

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  6. At this point, I think it's time for us to move on. He hasn't done anything "hilariously" bad in terms of spelling, editing, or even as a reviewer. I gotta be honest. Being boring is not as fun as WTF bad or hilariously bad, or even Tommy Wiseau.

    I want to ask you this BatDan, have you thought about doing other reviewers? Because unless Bores gets a hell of a lot of therapy, as well as access to people who can help him, he's not going to be better or take any advice.

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  7. Bores has to be screwing with us. No one is this stupid and sloppy. This idiot still puts his nes cartridges in the console incorrectly. You think he would go back and check his videos before uploading them.

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    1. I also believe he's being bad on purpose just to piss us off.

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  8. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if he reviewed Super Mario Bros and destroyed it at the end while trying to claim that "it's a joke!". He just doesn't know what a review means anymore.

    ...I just gave him an idea, didn't I?
    -_-

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  9. Did anyone else notice that at the end, when he "breaks" the game, the "broken" game seems to have been carefully unscrewed, with the front/back/circuit board having not broken off into smaller pieces. Who wants to bet he'll just screw the game back together?

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    1. It was probably just one of the 50 copies of SMB/Duck Hunt he bought off eBay with another label glued on.

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  10. Since his "mom" supposedly helps him out, why isn't she featured in any of his videos? Is he embarrassed? Hell, it would be nice to see an actual female character who isn't played by Bores. Even Linkara's parents have guest appearaces on his show.

    Maybe Bores's mom is deceased, causing Bores to develop a multiple personality disorder. Bores had a girlfriend, right? Maybe...the "girlfriend" was a third personality of his. 0_0

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    1. I say that it's finally time we try and find Bores's REAL mother and tell her the horrible shit he's been doing to her on the Internet. Also, Bores is now calling his girlfriend's kids his own, so it could be possible that the girlfriend is a third personality. I mean, who would want to marry, let alone date, a scumbag like him?

      Also, Linkara's parents appeared in one of his videos? Which one?

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    2. His mom played the ghost of Christmas past in the ghost extreme Christmas special, as well as admiral mommy in star treck/xmen

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    3. Linkara's dad has appeared in a lot of videoes, usually playing an older version of Linkara from the future.

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    4. Unfortunately, women love scumbags.

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    5. there you go again Hunter, going off irrelevant tangents about Boring Man's personal life.

      We get it you actually hate Bores with a passion.

      Your bias hatred aside,


      What's wrong with calling his GF's kids his own? That's actually something commendable, if he does indeed have a GF and has been taking care of her kids as if they were his own.

      And you make it sound like he's fucking hitler.

      There are FAR more worse people out there, married no less. Bores is pretty fucking harmless in the grand scheme of things.

      He's a shitty wannabe youtube "celeb"....nothing more, nothing less.

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    6. I'm not the one who started the talk about multiple personalities, dumbass. Don't fucking attack me.

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    7. Did I say you did?

      You take ANY opportunity to shit on his personal life. Don't even deny it.

      You act like as if you're some fucking saint and or/a better person.

      I'm not even trying to defend dumbfuck Bores, but people like you are the pretty sad.

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    8. I have to agree with the multi-numbered poster on here. There are far worse people out there, like anyone who is a police officer, a wolf hunter, or anyone who goes by the name Barack Obama. However, when you're in the entertainment business, you are subject to a lot of ridicule. That's just the nature of things.

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    9. Hunter. Stop.
      Enough with the personal attacks.

      I can confirm that both girlfriends are real. They are not figments of his imagination. The first was Jennifer Schippel, the woman in the Haunted Investigators videos.

      I have actually been linked his second girlfriend's Facebook page multiple times. I chose not to link as she is innocent and does not need people like YOU harassing her.

      It is also likely that Linda is real, but the YouTube account LadyBuggin777 is a product of Chris' insanity. He uses it because he knows that if he says the abrasive rude things "she" does, he would get in so much trouble.
      However, the real Linda is likely innocent in all this.
      Cut. It. Out. We don't need to find her.
      If anything, we should keep asking LadyBuggin777 for proof that "she" is real and clearly not Chris pretending to be his mom.

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    10. I'M NOT THE ONE WHO FUCKING STARTED IT. Everyone look above my comment. What do you see? The comment you all should actually be pissed about. I apologized for the comment I made about the dead friend and admitted it was going too far. Why does Reece get a free pass?

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    11. What you fail to grasp Hunter is that Reese comment wasn't malicious.

      Yours however were . you jump right in call him a scumbag shit etc when like previously mentioned you know zero about his personal life , unless your obsession is serious and you are stalking him.

      His personal life should have ZERO bearing on his shitty reviews or videos.

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    13. First off, I'm calling Bores a scumbag based on his actions on the Internet, not on his personal life that I don't know. In fact, I remember that you just called him a dumbfuck and you assumed that I stalk him. You're a hypocrite just like Bores.

      Second, I was ducking joking in my comment about the girlfriend because Reece was joking. I was just too overwhelmed to say so because you got so many people to attack me. How about YOU stop obsessing over ME.

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    14. Lol, wow.

      I am not the who interjected his relationship into the argument, that was all you buddy. You're the one who called him a scumbag and try to shit on him for having a relationship. I couldn't give a fuck what he does outside his videos, unlike you.

      You're borderline obsessed, wanting irrelevant answers to his personal business. Yeah you apologized but still doesn't change the fact you constantly brought it up.

      I didn't do shit buddy boy. Other users obviously see that you have a personal vendetta against boring man. Lol stop trying to cop. Out, your comments weren't similar to reeces at all.

      How can I be obsessed when this is only the second time I've brought up your little vendetta? Unlike you, who had to be told moee than once to cut the bullshit by others.

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    15. You guys need to get laid. Seriously.

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  11. Off topic. Tales of Festival 2015 revealed the next Tales game. Tales of Berseria.

    I'm surprised Namco already reveal the next game less than a year after Zestiria.

    Also, for the first time ever in the series, Berseria's main protagonist is a female. I guess it's a response to the negative feedback regarding Arisha being a DLC character instead of the game's main heroine despite what was advertised.

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  12. A bunch of guys bitching about a reviewer they have the free will to ignore.
    The internet.

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    1. ..and another guy bitching about a blog that he has the free will to ignore, completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy.

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    2. ..and another guy bitching about a comment that he has the free will to ignore, completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy.

      We could keep doing this forever, but it doesn't negate the fact that that's what this blog is. Yes I was a hypocrite, and so were you, and now I am again, but still this blog is a bunch of guys bitching about a reviewer they have the free will to ignore. Yes, I know I am a hypocrite, but people like ourselves have a general sense of immaturity and tend to ramble. I am a loser and a hypocrite who rambles like a 90 year old man and needs a life, but I just wanna have everybody realize that we all do.

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    3. If you read that whole ramble, and are taking 10 minutes to come up with a rebuttal, we both ramble uncontrollably. Get a life.

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    4. If Bores was an honest good person who bother to do research before uploading his videos, this site would not exist. When you do sneaky underhanded things on the internet and get caught, you pay for it. Plagiarizing, lying, and cheating is going to make you forever hated and infamous. No amount of good is going to make it all go away.

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  13. Kind of off topic but Kevin Finn is actually friends with Bores on Facebook O_o.

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  14. Tuesday video is out, a review of the Poltergeist remake. Now he's calling his movie reviews "Irate Cinema Gamer" or just "Irate Cinema" going by the title card. ... That is stupid in soooo many ways, which I will go into (along with the video) when Friday's post rolls around. If he does post something on Friday and isn't in LA for E3.

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  15. New Video's up. Poltergeist remake.

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    1. He's trying to be someone else. I dunno... Nostalgia Critic? Cinema Snob? I've seen it whatever way.

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    2. And whatever way, he's making the review about himself and how funny he is rather than making salient points, or about, y'know, the actual movie. Over to you, BatDan.

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    3. More like another Doug Walker character-- Chester A. Bum. Wonder what he'd say about Boring Man reviewing new movies like he does?

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    4. I'd say he's trying to be more like Jeremy Jahns, and oh boy is it so fucking painful to see.

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    5. I think he's trying to emulate Black Nerd Comedy.

      And he made a mistake. There was an older daughter in the original Poltergeist.

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    6. It's got a hint of Chris Stuckmann to it with the jumpcuts and the vlog vibe. Of course he's Bores, so he makes it obnoxious as hell.

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    7. He's critiquing the movie on continuity issues, LOL

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    8. He claims he's a fan of the original but doesn't remember they had an older daughter? Yeah I know the real actress was tragically murdered by her boyfriend before the second one and they sort of just wrote her out, but she was definitely in the first one.

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    9. BTW, has anyone else ever watched the E! True Hollywood Story episode on the Poltergeist Curse?

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    10. Awesome, LadyBuggin responded to me:

      "+ResidentialEvil Well to be fair the original came out somewhere in the early 80's. Who can remember every single detail of every single movie that they were a fan of? Even I didn't remember the eldest daughter and I had Showtime and watched it atleast 10 differnt times back then. You're jsut nit picking, I'd say ~"

      LOL...nitpicking? Really?

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    11. Pffffttt, Irate Cinema Gamer?

      I didn't know people who watch movies in the cinemas are called gamers.

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  16. Tuesday review is the new Poltergeist. I gather it sucks; and I decided not to go because of that (as well as it being yet another unnecessary remake). I can only wonder about Friday.

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  17. So, the competitors in the Nintendo World Championships 2015 were announced (seriously, why did they pick Egoraptor?). Who wants to bet that Bores will make a video where he blows up Nintendo because he thinks that he should have been chosen to compete in the event?

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    1. Did they seriously pick Egoraptor? Ugh. I think I'll pass on watching it now

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    2. They should have picked JonTron, Pat the NES Punk or James fucking Rolfe. Arin sucks at games and his analyses and views on games suck (not on Boring Man''s level, but they still suck). What left does he have? Shouting curse words and talking about dicks every 5 seconds? Game Grumps really is only tolerable during the Jon Years, since he actually made it so that Egoraptor wasn't so fucking obnoxious all the time. And no, I am not a fan of Starbomb.

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    3. At least they didn't pick PewDiePie...

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    4. I'll admit to liking Starbomb and Arin's animated cartoons. Other than that, he's pretty bad.

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    5. I like Arin's cartoons too, but he doesn't even animate any more. The closest thing you'll get to that is him uploading someone else's fanmade GG animation on the GG channel. Bet even then, Arin's cartoons weren't even very long (not even a minute) and the animation is not that much better than other animations I've seen. If you want to see a superb animator, look up Harry Partridge (who made Saturday Morning Watchmen). His cartoons aren't very long, but they're longer than Arin's, and the animation is fucking amazing. Seriously, it looks like something you would see on TV. How the fuck does he not have 1M subs yet? As for Starbomb, this is what it feels like to me:

      Step 1 - Pick a popular video game
      Step 2 - Find as many dick references as you can in that game
      Step 3 - Have Brian make the music to sing/rap those dick references to

      I also love how Arin said that Mario 64 was a smart game and yet he very vocally hates 3D Zelda games. Oh well, at least we know who will be the first to lose the Nintendo World Championships 2015.

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    6. Oh boy Egorapturd, the biggest poser on the internet since da Bores, and also anti-GG

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    7. Funny that you mention Harry Partridge. Totti Animation has worked on some of his videos, and they also worked the Luigi and Link Starbomb music videos, which are the Aron cartoons I think are well-animated.

      I'll admit the Starbomb lyrics aren't too smart, but I think the songs are catchy as hell, and Arin's isn't too bad a singer. But Arin's doesn't compose the instrumentals? That's another mark against him.

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    8. I meant to say Yotta Animation.

      Damn auto correct.

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    9. Arin's not singing. That's Dan. Arin is rapping.

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    10. Also, besides Luigi's Ballad, Arin hasn't even animated any of the official Starbomb music videos himself, as the other ones (Ken vs. Ryu, Legend of Zelda Rap and Smash) were made by other animators. And I'm pretty positive that Arin has nothing to do with the actual music in the songs, as that is what Brian and Dan are for. The description of Starbomb even says that it combines Ninja Sex Party (Dan and Brian's YouTube music group) with Egoraptor's video game "wit and humor." Seriously, why does Polaris even keep him around?

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  18. Dan, I have to ask. Did you just recently start a Twitter account?

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  19. And in other related news, and I'm sure you might have heard about already, Uwe Boll uploaded a video saying 'fuck you' to everyone. There goes his fan base, or what was left of it...

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    1. Ahem, sorry, I meant to say 'unrelated'.

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    2. Wait, he had a fanbase to begin with?

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    3. These are interesting parodies of Boll's rant:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMceMwCcP0M

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMceMwCcP0M

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    4. Uwe Boll is an immature idiot. He has a doctorate, yet he enjoys saying the word 'fuck' a lot.

      And when people don't support him, what does he do? Make a bitchfit about how people are stingy and don't wish to donate their money and call out Hollywood for being greedy moneymakers.

      It's funny that he says 'the rich and wealthy needs to die' when in his 'fuck you' video, he says he has enough money to play golf until he dies.

      Hypocrisy, much?

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  20. LadyBuggin777 responded in a very nonchalant way to the actress who played Dana's death.

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  21. In other sad news, beloved actor Christopher Lee has died. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11666316/christopher-lee-dies-live.html

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    1. It's very sad to see him go, but he had a really damn good run. My condolences to his friends and family. Let's just hope that Bores doesn't try to profit off of his death.

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    2. It's sad to know another beloved actor has passed away.

      My condolences to his friends and family.

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    3. Considering he's a fan of monster movies, I wonder if James Rolfe will do a tribute to him?

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  22. Hey guys, I came back from the cinema after watching Jurassic World (The movie comes out 1 day in my country before the North American release) and......

    it was alright.

    Yeah, it was alright. There are dumb moments here and there but overall, it was alright.

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  23. Wha? No memorable quotes like "Don't get cheap on me Dodgson" or "Hold on to your butts"?

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  24. In other related sad news: Virgil Runnels, better known to wrestling fans as "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, the father of Dustin Runnels (Goldust) and Cody Rhodes (Stardust), has passed away this morning.

    He will never be forgotten.

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    1. I may not have known who he was (except through that one Tourettes Guy quote), but I still give my condolences to his friends and family.

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  25. Okay so I've finally seen the Irate Gamer's review of Poltergiest and I was thinking...

    Am I watching Irate Gamer or Nigahiga?

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  26. New video is up. Two things:

    1) Eye contact Chris. Who are you talking to? The audience, someone you're interviewing, or yourself in space?

    2) I thought you hated the Ninja Turtles Arcade NES port. I mean, remember destroying the game by electrocution and calling it the "Suckass Poorman's Version of the Arcade Game" and how it's a pixelated nightmare?

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    1. Trying once again to claim his old videos were parodies, is he?

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    2. Irate Gamer has basically become a parody of himself, so I'm not surprised by any of this. He isn't even a GOOD parody of himself!

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    3. My guess it's damage control for the video that got myself and others to hate him. As usual, it's not working .

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