Saturday, June 25, 2016

Three Videos in a Week and They're NOTHING

I don't think Chris understands what "semi-retirement" means. He put out three videos this week. I figured that "semi" meant he would only do big videos and that smaller videos would no longer happen. LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG!

All three videos were shilling some mobile app that nobody cares about. Chris doesn't do the right thing and indicate that these videos were paid endorsements. One of the reasons they all have MOUNTAINS of dislikes.

The first video was about Bejeweled Clone #3129. Throughout the video Chris commented how nothing was original, but still said it was worth checking out. That's the sign of a paid advertisement.
The second video was some tennis game. It has slightly higher views as the thumbnail contains a tennis player with big tits. Not sure if Bores purposely displayed that, or YouTube did.
The third video is about some app/site that's essentially just social media for collectors. Boring.

The fans are hating these videos, so why is he doing them? Well, he left this comment. Thanks to YouTubed for grabbing this image. Seen here.

More fucking filler.
You know Chris, maybe you should look into the world of vlogs. Talk about a movie you saw, or a game you pla- pffft hahaha that's right you don't actually play games. But a TV show you saw, or some stupid ghost shit you want to brag about, something that you actually care for. Though going by your videos, the only thing you seem to care for is collecting things and showing them off. At least going by your 80's videos. Still, you can do better filler than paid shilling.

You do have a job right? One that doesn't involve ghosts?

61 comments:

  1. These 3 videos have had some major comments wipes. Ladybuggin' even finally agreed and said something along the lines of thinking Chris should do more of what people were suggesting but said ultimately Chris does what he wants.

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    1. Wow, LadyBuggin said something sensible? I'm surprised!!

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    2. Holy cow! LadyBuggin actually being a good mother for once? XD

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    3. Maybe she stopped with the Alex Jones podcasts and realized what her son has been doing.

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    4. Naw, I still likes me some Alex Jones! Have fun in those Fema Camps, all you non-believers :D

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    5. Likewise; you gorramn attention whore Gothita. Say hello to Melania for me.

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  2. Gawd his filler is worse than the chicken and aquarium filler in the first ep of Kamen Rider Amazons. I didn't think that was possible

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  3. I can only imagine what Chris has planned; given how that Paperboy gag at the end of Excitebike instead resulted in a new season that began with torturing the dog from Duck Hunt. Somehow, I think Bomberman being in the Bazooka Joe Irate the 80s will similarly lead nowhere; except bashing another NES classic that doesn't deserve it when there's genuine shitty games he could cover. Or maybe there'll be more belated E3 "coverage" that ignores the lion's share of anticipated games in favor of dozens of fucking videos on Skylanders Imaginators. Well, see you all later; just got back from Finding Dory a bit ago, and it was definitely much more Toy Story 3 than Cars 2, thankfully.

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  4. He's gotta pay the bills somehow, seeing as he can't even get a job as a busboy.

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    1. Actually he owns the freakin' restaurant, goof ball! Lmao :)

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    2. Wouldn't be surprised he actually works and associates himself with Amy Bouzaglo. XD

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    3. Oh, goodness, no. It's a disgrace to Amy(s) everywhere. ><

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    4. what you never heard of Chris's steak house? where you misfits been?

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    5. Does Chris steak your shake?

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    6. hope you aren't talking about Ruth Chris, Chris.

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    7. I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't own a restauraunt

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    8. @ Admiral,

      Oh I'm certain he doesn't but I'm laughing at the notion that Not-Chris' Mom is trying to imply the Chris in Ruth Chris means him. I know it's all hyperbole but the way Chris is so arrogant and egotistical, he wishes it was his restaurant and will say anything.

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    9. funny not one of you disputed my calling you misfits! guess you all agree that you are! ha ~

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  5. Hm... more IG videos incoming after these filler ones?
    I tried to watch one of Bores' videos recently after years of not bothering with them. They still suck.
    Has he reviewed Space Harrier? I think he hasn't. I kind of would like to see him whine about how hard that game is for the wrong reasons. Seems that's all he's good for anyway.

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    1. He hasn't, and I doubt he will. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what the Sega Master System is.

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    2. Hey Batty, Just to let you know that I spent the day with Christopher, Eric, Allen, and Scotty about a month ago. They are all doing great and was nice to spend time with them all. We should of sent you a post card saying, "wishing you were here!" Ha :D

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    3. Normally I wouldn't respond to LadyBuggin, but are Eric and Allen two different people?

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    4. I think she meant ALAN, as in Alan Cicco, the Buddhist Priest from Haunted Investigators.

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    6. @LadyBuggin777 :D :D :D :D :D :D Your comments in a nutshell :D

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    7. So it's been over a month since you hung out with your own son. That's not really something to brag about. It's actually kinda sad. So he'd rather spend time looking for ghosts and shilling apps than spending time with his own mother?

      Secondly the fact that your IP addresses come from the same house makes this even more remarkable. And you haven't seen him in a month? Damn, Chris' pad must be bigger than it looks! Either that or he locked himself in the bathroom or forgot how to open a door. Maybe you should have Cousin Joey go check.

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    8. Honestly, Locus Ceruleus Media, a grown adult seeing his parents every month or so isn't abnormal at all. Especially if his parents live far away. I'm 21 and I only see my family every few months(mainly because they all live about 2-5 hours away and I usually need to ride a bus to see them). It shouldn't really be all that "sad" for a man in his late thirties to only be seeing his mother once a month. Although, why do I get the feeling that seeing his mother only once a month isn't really the case with Chris Bores?

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    9. @ Silent,

      you're right it isn't sad nor uncommon not to see parents as often once you're an adult.

      However, Ladybuggin is Chris as Chris is Ladybuggin. So logic doesn't apply.

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    10. Sheesh, 'she' mistook Alan Cicco as ALLEN? Poor Chris, can't even remember his own friends' names.

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  6. On the mobile, I've saw these apps being advertised and showcased very, very frequently.

    - Casino games, specifically slot machines.
    - Bejweled clones like Batdan said, with "original" gameplay.
    - Clash of Clans clones.
    - Game of War clones. They'll shove you with IAP as soon as you open the app. I uninstalled one after 5 minutes of play.
    - Some RPG game, plays like Dota or Lol.

    I'm afraid to say that innovation or creativity is lost. There're still good games out there if you look deep enough, but... these take the front and are really loud with adverts.

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    1. My points to clarify (ignoring the fact that in reality Chris and LadyBuggin see each other every time they look in the mirror because they are demonstrably one and the same person):

      seeing your son a full month ago isn't something to come on a blog and brag about later, apropos of nothing as if it's some amazing thing.

      It's even less remarkable when Chris has enough free time to fart about shilling apps and pretending to be a Spooked Spookychaser and his 'mom' has seemingly 12 hours a day free to write garbled nonsense YouTube comments.

      It's even less remarkable when you consider their IP addresses have been proven to show they live in the same house.

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    2. that was never proven and can never be proven as it is false information that Christopher and I have or ever had the same IP address. only misfits like you try to convince others of lies. you must be a hillary supporter!

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    3. Proof that your IP addresses are different then?

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    4. back at you! you show me your own recent proof that they are the same, as you all want to claim!

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    5. How silly you are, Chris, to think that everyone here supports Bloody Hillary.

      What's next on your chopping block? METROID?

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    6. https://batdansucks.wordpress.com/2013/06/02/whoops-look-like-the-bosconian-spy-ship-got-away/

      http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_Bores_(character)

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    7. Also LadyBuggin, since you prefer talking about things that have been proven....why do you continue to lie about the fact that your 'son' had a relationship with his own cousin, Jennifer? The genealogy records are online and you can't do a thing about it. :)

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  7. Has Chris said ANYTHING about E3 yet? Other than that "E3 is dying" post on Facebook?

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    1. On his site, he wrote a post about the new characters in Lego Dimensions. That's it.

      Also, he called it "Lego Dimensions 2". Even though it's not a sequel, and they confirmed there won't be any sequels.

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    2. Wow. Almost the end of the month and that's all his fans have gotten? And to think his 2014 E3 coverage was sad.

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    3. Well, now he's added a link to some Marvel fan art... and backdated it to five days ago.

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    4. His 2015 coverage was pretty abysmal; but this is disappointing even for Boring Man. Here I was thinking he'd be in bed with Bobby Kotick again over Skylanders Imaginators, even feigning knowledge about Crash (I still hope that the HD reversionings of the original games are good; and that his Skylanders design looks like garbage.). Knowing Chris, however, there'll be plenty of time for that while I'm geeking out at games that actually have some appeal outside the toys-to-life crowd.

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  8. Chrisbo has lost over 2,000 subs since his deluge of App videos. Just goes to show that nobody gives a hoot about cooperate hacks trying to sell half assed smart phone games, nor the lowlifes who love to shill that crap.

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  9. Not sure if anyone knew, but this morning Youtube did a subscriber purge. Some of the accounts stricken were still being used, so you may wanna double check and make sure you're still subscribed to your favorite channels.

    ...I wonder how many subs Bores lost?

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    1. Checking Socialblade, he's lost around 2,416. Pretty bad considering how minuscule his sub gains are.

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  10. Funny that when Bores made that 'Opening Up' video (Ugh, it hurts when I say that), he has about a 150,000 subscribers because so many people forgive him. But til today, most of his videos only got less than 60,000 views and none of his videos have views that are more than his sub count.

    Just goes to show that forgiveness ISN'T trust.

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    1. Of course not! It's easy to forgive, but trust is something you have to earn!

      And clearly, Bores hasn't done anything to deserve trust!
      >.<

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    2. Please
      Those people didn't forgive him
      They just follow anyone who has a vendetta against James Rolfe

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    3. Which is why none of them have my trust!
      ^o^

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  11. Why does Chris bother defending his videos when he doesn't care enough to fix the problems people have with them?

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    1. Because his ego is just THAT big!
      -_-

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  12. So this is random but when me and a friend were going to work today I asked him what did he think was more pathetic; A guy having his mom defend in comments of videos,whatever or pretending to be his mom to defend himself? He said it was more pathetic having said mom defend, he also though when I said pretending to be his mom that I meant in everyday situations as well. I ask this friend for the fun of it because he knows nothing of Chris Bores(my friend is also named Chris and I think if I told him about Bores he would be insulted) and I think he knows nothing of James Rolf so he was perfectly neutral.

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  13. Since Chris hasn't really been doing anything worth talking about, I have a question for y'all. I've recently gotten into this anime called The Seven Deadly Sins. I don't watch a lot of anime, but I'm really enjoying this one (my friends showed it to me). However, it doesn't seem to be as popular as other anime, so I'm starting to wonder if most people like it or not. Has anyone here seen it? What do y'all think of it?

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    1. I've seen a few episodes at my Anime Club and from what I've seen, it's not that bad.
      ^-^

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  14. Off-topic: For anyone who hated Color Splash, here you go!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdAa-06-0Q

    Also, read the first comment!
    ^o^

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  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scTydXiIco4

    I finally discovered the new Third Rate gamer.

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    1. Aw man, at first I thought that TRG actually made a new episode.

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  16. new video chris is still promoting scam apps

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