Monday, August 22, 2016

Minecraft Puppet Steve Part 1: From Marty to Steve

Nothing but paid promotional crap on the main IG channel. One video where he promotes a box. I’m not a kidding, a Kickstarter for a Magic the Gathering box that even MTG fans say is a bad idea. He mentions Nick “SWAGshow” Hugget in the description. I thought that bridge was burned a long time ago? Guess not…
Followed by Chris offering free trials to a site that provides stock footage and effects, which I’m pretty sure he’s only doing as he gets kickbacks for it. Is that money going into the Irate Gamer? I doubt it, it’s more than likely going into Puppet Steve. You better tell your fans about that Chris, they’re getting angry that you’re not doing anything of substance.

I guess now is a good time to start covering the Minecraft Puppet Steve channel. As of this post there are 24 videos, so I’ll attempt to cover them in three parts. Dedicating an entire post to each individual one would be a waste of space and energy due to their short length (longest video is only 4 minutes).

Video #1: Minions Megabloks Castle Playset Review - Marty and Muffin Puppet Show

The first couple videos don’t actually have Minecraft Puppet Steve, instead they feature original puppets named Marty and Muffin. Well, to call “Muffin” original would be stretching it.
Marty is so obviously Chris’ voice, barely hidden.
As the title indicates, they’re going to look at a Minions Mega Bloks set.
“I love the Minions” I can see Muffin has terrible taste.
And the first joke has Marty getting “crushed” by the bags containing the Blok pieces. … Already bored.
Marty tries reading the instructions upside down… uhhh le grill? Is Marty supposed to be retarded?
Then Marty claims he can build the whole set in 10 seconds, and tells Muffin to time him. So we get a boring sequence where Muffin counts to 10 while Marty flails like a moron.
“Oh what the heck is this?” … That’s the Union Jack, the flag for the United Kingdom. Okay, if any parents are reading this, do not let your kids watch this series. It’s anti-educational.
When the 10 seconds are up, it looks finished, oh wait it’s the box covering his mess. Holy shit I was just joking about the “le grill” part, that’s exactly the “Homer tries to build a grill” scene from Mom & Pop Art.
Then Muffin explodes and starts flying around, somehow building it. Represented by the pieces moving around and sped-up footage. I imagine this is where all the effort went.
“How did you do that?” “I’m a magic muffin.” … Okay.
So Marty shows all the “things” you can do. I guess these are based on scenes from the movie? I don’t know, I didn’t see that crap.
Marty then shows the “best thing” to do… party with the Minions. Oh fuck this noise.

Barely a review. Just “here’s the thing, here’s some of the possible things you can do”. He didn’t go into ease of construction, or quality or anything that actually sounds like a review. Just the terrible brand of “wackiness” Chris has come to show us before he turned the IG channel into “All Ads All The Time”.

Video #2: Gravity Falls JazWares Figures Review & BILL CIPHER DESTRUCTION (Marty & Muffin)

Noooo, I’m still sad that this show is over. Don’t rub it in Chris.

Marty mentions the figures are new, twice. No excuse Chris, this is very clearly scripted!
“These things are so-weeter than I am” I imagine if Muffin stuck around, there would be a lot more painful food jokes. Also I typed sweeter out like that because of the weird way he pronounces it.
Marty plans to open the box with scissors. You don’t really need scissors to open that.
Muffin warns him it might be booby-trapped. … Why? Why would the box be booby-trapped?
Marty touches the box and it explodes. … What’s the joke? “It might be trapped” “No it isn’t” “Except it is!” That’s barely anything. It’s not even a Gravity Falls reference.
Somehow the explosion get the figures out of the box. Marty then coughs up Styrofoam. Not sure if that’s meant to be his teeth or explosion dust.

He lists off the characters, Muffin remarks that he doesn’t like Gideon, then Marty shows all six in the photos and literally counts from one to six. How old do you think the kids watching are?
“Yep, this is also an educational show” Fuck you! You’re about as educational as the Oogieloves.
There’s a scroll with the image of Bill Cipher, and Marty sees there’s more figures on the back of the box. Muffin then uses his “magic” (ugggh) to bring in those figures. Parents, do not let kids watch this. Seriously.
He lists off these figures, shows off they have articulation, let me stop here. When Chris does a close-up of a figure and holds it in his hands, he’s wearing these giant blue gloves and it looks really awkward and out of place. Completely shattering the suspension of disbelief (what little there was).

More scrolls, then Marty compares the two Dipper figures, and he says he doesn’t want them to be any bigger. Why not?
Then … Bill Cipher shows up. This feels insulting. He’s going to give him bigger figures, and he does. Rather, he just creates images of the larger Dipper figure. Then he drops a giant one onto Marty. Ah yes, the classic “shit falls on Bores” bit. Somehow he has not gotten tired of that.
Then Bill drops another one, and then a massive one through a stock image of a house. Oh come on, I saw the house disappear for a couple frames. That is sloppy!
Chris, if this is the worst you make Bill Cipher do, then you seriously lack imagination. This is a guy whose first action was to pull all the teeth from a deer and offer them to Gideon, and then laugh off being called insane. And it’s still a show for kids. This is why you’ll never work on DuckTales Chris.

Again, barely a review. He shows off the figures, then shows off more, the most he mentions is how they have articulation. If Chris expects people to take him seriously with these puppet videos, then to quote Bill Cipher “It’s funny how dumb you are”.

Video #3: Minecraft The End Ender Dragon Mojang Playset mini figures puppet steve

Marty and Muffin show off the playset. Muffin is scared because it’s a dragon. … It’s a fucking toy!
Which Marty does point out, it’s nothing but a toy.  But then the Ender Dragon’s eyes glow red and he shoots a stock fire effect.  What is Chris’ obsession with toys coming to life and doing evil things?
Marty tries to open the box, but the Ender Dragon manages to pierce the plastic and set his hair on fire. “I think my hair is on fire” Where’s the funny?

And then… he shows up.
Puppet Steve makes his appearance. Sorry Marty, the channel belongs to him now.
“That’s not just any Ender Dragon, that’s a Level 5 black Ender Dragon”. Couple of things. One, the Ender Dragon doesn’t have levels, the only thing in Minecraft that does is you, the playable character. Does Chris think Minecraft is like D&D? Two, the Ender Dragon doesn’t come in other colors. He’s only black. Three, despite being a channel hosted by a Minecraft character, it’s pretty clear that Chris knows nothing about the game.
More proof? Steve goes on about how hot his fire breath is. I asked someone that played Minecraft, and the Ender Dragon does not breathe fire. His breath is more like acid. At least try to research this if you’re going to dedicate an entire channel to it.
Steve claims his fire breath goes up to 5000 degrees Fahrenheit and can burn your eyebrows off your face. If there was a creature that breathed a substance that hot, I’m pretty sure my eyebrows would be the last thing I would be worried about. I’d be more concerned with my whole god damn face!
Oh, he says eyebrows so they can do a dumb joke where Marty freaks out and Muffin reminds him he has no eyebrows. Blaaah…

So Steve opens the package, and like Marty we get close-ups with Chris wearing awkward looking gloves. I’m sorry, it’s just really wrong looking.
Oh did I say open the package? I meant a dumb sequence where opening the package is being treated like diffusing an armed bomb.
Steve removes the toy, and hits it in the head which somehow tames it. This is so dumb…
Steve shows off all the “awesome” things you can do, like move its tail and neck, and have it pose with the tiny Steve that comes with it… you know, these barely articulate action figures don’t seem like fun toys. Maybe I’m just jaded.
And I guess that’s the entire review portion.

The Ender Dragon somehow disappears, then somehow grows giant size (Chris filming it up close). Sooo they get burned right? Nope, Marty asks if they could ride him and he agrees. WHERE’S THE JOKE?!
Then in the end slate, Marty is blown up by a Creeper. I’m going to assume he’s dead now since Puppet Steve takes over from here. Bye!

Video #4: Minecraft Reviews Survival mode Figures Mattel Unboxing - Puppet Steve

Despite this being a Puppet Steve video, the intro still introduces Marty & Muffin. Smoooth.
We also meet the other character of these videos, Zombie Steve. He’s a zombie. First thing he says is “brains”. … Hooray for lazy!
Anyway, five six-inch Minecraft figures.
Steve asks Zombie Steve if they’re cool, ZS just stays “brains” again, Steve says he has a one-track mind and hits him off the set. Yep, this is a Chris Bores video alright, attacking someone you don’t want to have around. Great lesson for the kids!
First he looks at Steve. It has “karate chop” action, including a shot of Chris using the toy on a tree. I can see snow so maybe those gloves are keeping him warm.
Then he shows off more of his Steve toys as you can “never have too many Steves”. Blaaaah…

Then he looks at the wolf, he makes it do tricks (which it obviously can’t do), then he tells it to “Play Dead, Play Alive” and “Play Hello”. Which then cuts to the wolf imposed over a woman singing something with the pitch turned all the way up. *looks in comments* Apparently that was meant to be Adele and her song Hello. I could barely tell with that god damn pitch change. I don’t know anything about current pop (I stopped listening to Todd in the Shadows after he openly defended a pedophile).

Next is a sheep. It comes already sheared.
“Whoa, I thought this was supposed to be a kids show” You’re not funny and nobody likes you!
“Let’s get some clothes on this sheep” That’s wool! Just because it’s used to make human clothes doesn’t mean it’s sheep clothes.
The toy comes with shears, he tries to “shear it” by hitting it, which somehow causes the wool to fly into his eye. Okay how did that even work? The perspective shows that the wool flies away from him, yet somehow it turns around and hits his eye? Fucking hell Chris, I know it’s a puppet show but you still need to have ground rules! You can’t have random shit for the sake of random shit!

Next is a skeleton.
“Time to pull this out of the package” Thanks, I couldn’t tell what you were doing.
He’s wearing an eye patch now, and starts looking at the bow & arrow it comes with. … The arrow is going to go into his other eye isn’t it?
YEP! Same telegraphed Chris Bores crap. Hiding behind a puppet won’t change that.

Finally, the Creeper. It’s going to end in an explosion. I haven’t even watched it and I already know how the joke will go.
The Creeper comes in pieces, he puts it together, Steve’s eye patch disappears because fuck continuity, and it simulates exploding by falling apart. Fair enough.
Steve invites ZS back to play, ZS tries to eat the Creeper toy and it explodes. Told you.
Four videos down.

Video #5: Minecraft "Enderman is a Sissy" Angry Master Rant - Puppet Steve

This sounds pleasant. What’s a “master rant”?
The intro no longer has Marty & Muffin, and instead it’s the “Minecraft Puppets Show”. Shouldn’t that just be “puppet” singular?

Anyway, Enderman is apparently a loser.
Holy shit gameplay footage! That is more than likely not his due to how low quality it looks. Likely downloaded off of someone else’s channel.
“Sure the Enderman may act all innocent” Uhhh no? He’s an enemy.
“But deep down, he’s an evil-hearted booger face” … *sighs* I need a drink. Do kids even say booger face these days?
He complains about how he lives in another land and how he’s an “emo kid”. What year did you write this? Who even still uses “emo”?
According to iDuck in the comments of my last post, the footage he’s showing has mods enabled. Making it obvious that Chris did not record this. He refuses to touch a PC game.

And apparently his action figure is stupid. Why? Because of the arms? He has long arms because of the game…
“It’s not as cool as this Steve action figure” This is dumb…
Then another action figure which has him screaming and that shows he’s a “sissy”. You do realize that when they start screaming, that means you need to run. The Enderman is similar to the Slender Man and that looking at him for long periods of time is bad for your health.
And more “playing” with his Steve figures. I am so glad there’s only one Minecraft video after this…
“Steve is so awesome!” Just keep telling yourself that Chris.
“I don’t see why you need any other action figure besides mine” Completion purposes? Wanting to act out Minecraft scenarios with plastic toys? Are you retarded Chris?
He brags some more about himself, even plays a Hallelujah chorus over him.

He insults Enderman’s arms again, thinking he’ll be “tickled to death”. Really? That’s your takeaway from creepy long arms?
Then he calls him a bed wetter because of his constant teleportation. So is Nightcrawler a bed wetter too? Mr. “I’m a huge X-Men fan”? Slender Man, look him up!
“Get this guy a diaper already!” So much stupid.
Then he starts insulting his pink eyes because pink is a “sissy color”. Chris, you’re almost 40, you’re well past the age where you can call pink a “sissy girl color”. Yes it’s feminine, but it isn’t just used for women or girl characters.
He concludes saying Enderman is nothing but a “scaredy-cat whiner baby stupid head”. So these are for like 3 year olds right?
Then the Enderman shows up. Let me guess, he’s going to kill him. Actually, he just touches him and he’s transported to the End.
“I’m in the Ender Zone” No! It’s called the End! It’s so fucking clear you know NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING about Minecraft! Yet you have a channel where you pretend to be the main playable character. Even when you’re trying something original, you come off as a complete and utter fraud! You couldn’t pass as a ghost hunter, you couldn’t pass a gamer, and you clearly can’t pass as a Minecraft fan.
The Ender Dragon appears, Steve jokes about hot dogs, and he gets burned with fire (again, Ender Dragon can’t do that), though it’s more like a light roasting.
“I hate the Ender Zone” And I hate this video.

“We need some scribers” Is that what the kids are calling subscribers now?

God, this was so childish. Even by his standards. What was even the point? What was the joke? I can’t say this enough, don’t let kids watch this. It will make them dumber.

Video #6: Minecraft Toys Series 4 Obsidian Unboxing Mini Figures Puppet Steve Review

The last Minecraft related video. In which he actually talks about something Minecraft related, he’s still going to use the Minecraft puppet.

Some mini-figures. For some reason Steve goes “OooOooOoo” in his intro like the figures are meant to be scary.
They’re mystery boxes so you don’t know what you’ll get.
“I hope there’s money in these” … Noooo. Why would there be money? How is that a joke?
First box has a rabbit, he doesn’t like it. What’s wrong with rabbits?
Second box also has a rabbit. Surprisingly, not duplication editing.
Third box has a rabbit, odd.
“This thing is worse than grandpaw’s kisses” … What?
Then a montage where he gets multiple rabbits, and it’s clearly fake at this point as he recycles footage from earlier and there’s the duplication editing. You can see that most of the rabbits are just pictures.
Then he finally gets a cat, then a priest, a skeleton with a pumpkin head (which Steve calls scary… you know people are being ironic when they bring up Spoopy Skeletons), then a sheared sheep, and then he stops to bring up that this is a kid’s show ARE YOU SERIOUS? Did you seriously just do the same sheared sheep joke again? Kids are not THIS stupid Chris! They can tell when you repeat material!
Then he puts a censor bar over the sheep. Still not funny.
Slime cubes, a spider, Alex, another rabbit, and a Creeper hiding behind rocks. Prompting Steve to yell “HOW STOOPID”. Another Chris signature, the way he says “how stupid”. What’s wrong with that figure? Creepers hide behind rocks all the ti- oh right, Chris knows nothing about Minecraft.
Then a Creeper puppet appears and blows him up. Video over? Nope…
Then an Enderman figure, which he’s about to call stupid when the Enderman puppet appears again. We just went through this shit…
A zombie behind a door, which Steve claims is stupid (except it’s not it’s one of your best bits of protection at night) and ZS appears just to say “brains”
And finally more self-fellatio as the “coolest figure” is Steve. So glad this is the last Minecraft video.
“Collect them all, except that stupid rabbit”. This prompts the rabbit’s eyes to glow red for a second, and a giant rabbit falls on him. Ugggggh, seriously how are you not tired of this bit Chris?

You ever see excerpts from that Minecraft joke book which tells a whole bunch of non-jokes that even kids would find stupid? That’s what these early videos reminded me of. A lot of non-jokes and cringe.

I do wonder why he didn’t go back to Marty and Muffin since he no longer does Minecraft toys. I mean, Marty & Steve are basically the same character. They’re both dumb as bricks.

Video #7: Sausage Party Trailer Puppet Steve Reaction Video - Minecraft Puppet Steve

And now for something completely different.
Never thought I’d see Chris react to a trailer. But I can see the joke coming a mile away.
He’s going to react to the trailer for Sausage Party, which was new the time the video was released (March 17th 2016, a few days after Sony posted it on YouTube).

“A new computer animated movie like the ones Pixar does” Hoo boy we’re in trouble.
“Just tap a couple buttons here and away we go” We don’t need to see Steve starting up the video, just cut to the trailer.
So he plays the first couple seconds, then it cuts right to the part where the potato gets peeled and reacts in pain. What’s weird is that Chris censored more than needed, in the trailer he screamed “JESUS FUCK! Agh, oh me skin, she’s peeling me fucking skin!”. In Steve’s video it sounds like “JESUS Beep Beep Oh beep beep me beeep beep skin!” You failed at the joke Chris.
Anyway, Steve reacts in horror, and shuts it off after the baby carrots get eaten.
“That is one animated movie that is not for kids!” Duh. Chris, this isn’t the 80’s anymore, just because it’s animated doesn’t mean it’s automatically for kids. We live in the era of The Simpsons, South Park, Adult Swim, violent anime seeing a greater widespread release.
“I don’t think my mom’s going to take me to see that movie?” Your mom? Is Steve supposed to be a kid? Then why does he start his videos with “Hey kids”? I mean, when a show is hosted by kids, they usually say “hey everyone” since their talking to other kids. But if an adult is hosting and talking to kids… agh, there’s no logic!

“There’s so many bad words in this trailer I feel like washing my own mouth out with soap” Ironic coming from the Irate Gamer.
He does recognize the voice… as Master Mantis from Kung-Fu Panda. Really? That’s the reference you’re going for? Surely there’s a different Seth Rogen role you can bring up? *looks* Oh… oh wow, so many of his movies are not kid-friendly. Okay fair enough, but at least say Seth Rogen like you did in the damn description. Say “Seth Rogen, the voice of Master Mantis from Kung-Fu Panda!”
He tells kids not to see it as it’s about sausages (actually they’re just regular hot dogs, the name Sausage Party is a dick joke) and hot dog buns coming to life and realizing people eat them. He calls it stupid. No, the idea is fine. It’s the execution that’s questionable.
He tries to eat a muffin, but it’s actually Muffin from the first three videos. Huh, that’s surprising. And Steve runs away in fear. Haven’t you already met him? In the third video? Logic is dead again…

What was the point of this video? To warn kids not to see the movie? Pretty sure that’s the parent’s job, and I doubt Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network would be running commercials for it.

Video #8: 1upbox March 2016 edition! Minecraft Puppet Steve Reviews

Thought you were safe from boxes on this channel? NOOOOOPE! 1UpBox!
First item is a t-shirt with Batman & Superman fighting and Wonder Woman trying to break it up. Steve tries to wear it and it’s too big. … I can see the joke, but I’m still not laughing.
A Batman & Superman pin, with Steve claiming to be part of “Batman Starfleet”. Head, meet wall…
Super Mario shoelaces, which Steve somehow gets wrapped up in. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Some post-it notes, which Steve covers himself with…
Halo magnets, which Steve calls “crazy”. … You have a loose definition of that word.
A plushie of Raphael from TMNT, and apparently he also got Michelangelo too. He calls someone a sucker.
And a pin. “Pin-riffic” NO! Fuck off!
He then tells kids to go to the site. Yes, spend your parents money on useless crap like this.
And then Steve collapses from exhaustion. Okay…

Yep, just as dumb as the Box Wars.

You can say “it’s for kids” all you want, but that’s a terrible defense. Kids deserve better than this random garbage. It’s not even well written.

Next time, Steve will look at Lego, amiibo, Zootopia, and more. I’ve got a headache…

183 comments:

  1. I really do think he doesn't want his general fanbase knowing about this. A comment referencing it on his FB page got deleted.

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  2. "a Kickstarter for a Magic the Gathering box that even MTG fans say is a bad idea."

    So he bashes James Rolfe for promoting a shitty Kickstarter, yet he goes and promotes an equally shitty Kickstarter? fucking scummy hypocritical douchebag.

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  3. I wonder what Chris thinks of the Alpha & Omega sequels?

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    1. Who knows. He obviously like Teen Titans Go! so he seems like the type that would like those pandering wolf kiddie movies.

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  4. Now if you want to see a GOOD puppet show...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA9gfcQ3APk

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    1. Or a BETTER puppet show...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75nBenOWul0

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    2. Don't forget The Isle of Rangoon!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRkxPVhXAA

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  5. So, in addition to the cutaway gags, Bores's new way of trying to be "Family Guy" is by plagiarizing "The Simpsons"...

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  6. An odd comment from the Lady Buggins account. A tacit admission that Chris has another video maker account?

    http://imgur.com/a/xq9oq

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    1. he said the same thing to me a few weeks ago after I commented on his retirement, His logic is fucking stupid.

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    2. Chris keeps The Irate Gamer alive so he can squeeze a few extra bucks/gadgets out of it. Greed before his fanbase.

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    3. "Do you change your name when you stop working for a job and go some place else to work?"

      Yeah, TMNT Fanatic said he should open another channel for his shills. He didn't say that Bores should change his name from "Chris Bores" to something else.

      I doubt that Bores's birth certificate says "Irate Gamer".

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  7. I had a kooky idea: a deconstruction of Seth McFarlane's line of cartoons in particular and adult animation conventions in general.

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    1. ...I know my thoughts are stupid...

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    2. No it's actually a pretty good idea. If you'd like I could help you with some of the writing.

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  8. Apparently there's an official Minecraft Puppet Steve Facebook page. It is the saddest thing ever. As of my writing this comment, there are only 10 page likes, and all of his posts have a combined total of 2 likes and 1 comment.

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    1. His Twitter only has 10 followers. However, I think this is justified because it is targeted towards kids who are too young to use social media.

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  9. It's easy to know what year Crisbo wrote this: he's stuck in 2007/2008. But seriously, this is a stupid idea!
    >.<

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  10. You know as someone who loves collecting the Seekers when they get new molds for Transformers (Granted I only bought Leader Class Thundercracker but the leaders are $40 a pop and i want to get other toys, like the New Titans Return Soundwave and his cassette minions), but I mean how fun is collecting the basic avatar in minecraft? He's not Optimus Prime or Batman.

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    1. Not only that but this is supposed to be geared to a child audiance. They want to see all the toys and get an idea about which ones they want.

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  11. I don't know if it's because I'm still numb from having seen the Metal Gear Survive trailer, or that this puppet thing is just such a desperate move to gain a new audience, but I can't muster up any emotion about Chris and this puppet crap.

    Not anger, not frustration, not pity, nothing.

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  12. Well gents, if I may, I think we should start our own channel. I'm taking ideas for names and general shenanigans as to the subject of the videos. Who thinks we can dig more subscribers than this--dare I say--ASSCLOWN?

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  13. I swear, Chris' target audience for these videos is all over the place. He uses the words "booger face" and "emo" in the exact same video. How many young kids would know what an emo is? Seriously Chris, if you're going to make content for children, start by picking your audience!

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  14. Wait, who was the pedophile that Todd in The Shadows defended?

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    1. Sarah (aka Nicholas) Nyberg.

      Short version, he did a bunch of creepy pedo shit online. Most notabily, he openly lusted over, shared pictures of, and doxxed an underage cousin.

      When this came to light, every excuse under the sun was used and debunked.

      Eventually the defense came that anyone who acknowledges the evidence/admissions that he's a pedo really just hates pro-gamergate people and transgenders.

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    2. Geez, that's horrifying. Also, what the hell kind of site is that? There were ads for Trump everywhere.

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    3. I had a guy who tried to argue with me that it was all nothing but a joke. And this was after I'd given evidence of Nyberg advocating for a "video game" about an underage (maybe pre-teen?) girl getting raped and becoming pregnant.


      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPKOSvo3AJM

      Here's a video showing some of the thing's she said. It's pretty disgusting.

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    4. @Jamin

      A news site not owned by the Democratic Party. I know, because it's part of my daily routine.

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    5. @Jamison: Breitbart is a conservative "news" site that appeals to the so-called "alt-right." Basically, a shittier, Reublican Gawker that hasn't run itself into the ground yet.

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    6. Okay, might've gotten the pro-/anti-gamergate thing backwards again.

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    7. @Sean

      Because if it's from a point of view that isn't Hard Left, it doesn't count as news. Typical oligarchical logic.

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  15. Some major comment whittling happening in the "Offer for the fans" video. Last night there were around 112 comments. Right now there are 57.

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    1. Chris has time to moderate comments, but not enough time to fix his description (it's a 7 day trial, not 14 days).

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    2. Yeah, I don't see him fixing it. Someone brought it up and this was his response.

      http://s1383.photobucket.com/user/jdupkoski29/media/Chris%20ignores%20his%20fans_zpstwe9ec4b.png.html?sort=3&o=0

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  16. New Puppet Steve video. It's about two of Bores' favorite things: cereal and Skylanders. He opens about a dozen boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the video just to try and complete a set of Skylanders trading cards.

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    1. And knowing him, he probably didn't even think to donate all that excess cereal to a food bank or something.

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    2. Holy crap, Skylanders and cereal. That is like a dream come true for Chris. I wouldn't be surprised if he poured some cereal into a kiddie pool and swam around in it.

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  17. Why are you so hell bent on Chris Bores? What did he ever do to you?

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    1. not a dayum thing! they are just so irritated and hate filled that he is a success and they are lonely loser failures blogging about their failed fame and loser lives! it's hysterical actually that they proclaim it for all to see with all their whiny cry baby complaints. losers till the end ... hahaha losers just like Clinton and her psycho followers!!! TRUMP 2016 ~ Hillary for Prison 2016 ~

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    2. You're assuming that because we don't like your output, Chris, that every single person on here supports Bloody Hillary.

      Here's a fast fact: I DON'T support her, nor do I support YOU.

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    3. *cringes* Yeeeahhhh, a lot of Youtuber fanboys say not-as-noticeable people are jealous of [Insert Youtuber Here]'s success.

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    4. Gee, I dunno. What did Paul Thomas Anderson ever do to you for you to insult him by using his character's name to spew bullshit?

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    5. I'll say it again...

      For someone who doesn't like Hillary, you certainly have the same work ethic as her.

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    6. What did he do?

      1- created content and publicly released it, inviting criticism.
      2 - responded to criticism irresponsibly and immaturely, inviting more negative critisism.
      3 - censored said criticism, creating the demand for criticizing in a forum that isn't under his control.

      That's the short list. Some people might have more personal reasons. I.e. Some followers of this blog were friends with Justin Carmical. Some have had their work stolen by Bores. Some have been harassed or insulted by Bores and his fans.

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    7. Of course Bores supports a racist blowhard who ignores facts and constantly feeds his own ego despite the fact that many of his business ventures have failed. It's like a match made in Hell. Also, while Hillary isn't an ideal candidate (I personally wanted Bernie Sanders), she is still an infinitely better choice than Trump.

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    8. There was a time when I'd get together with some friends and we'd watch The Irate Gamer for the so bad it's good content. Back then he was a relatively harmless YouTuber and his failings as an educator/entertainer were the draw. Then the real Chris started to seep through. Stealing game footage. Censoring criticism. Taking stances and later reneging on them. His infrequent upload schedule. Now he's just a dork that shills cheap junk. Personally I check in form time to time for updates and to see if the story has ended yet.

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    9. @Jamin Thomason - How many business ventures have you started, let alone ones that turned into multi-billion dollar businesses? It's easy to knock someone for something while just sitting behind a computer screen all day, but until you jump in and do it yourself, you might as well just work for the government.

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    10. Once again Chris fails to acknowledge that there are thousands of video makers infinitely more successful than he is who attract nowhere near as much hate or criticism and instead rants like a drooling uneducated paranoid lunatic.

      What the fuck is a muscle? Who the heck would want a sandwich?

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    11. @Locus - Exactly.

      Supposedly we dislike Bores because we're "jealous of his success". By that logic, we'd all hate James Rolfe 1000x more, since he's 1000x times more successful.

      When Rolfe makes a bad video, we call it bad, and move on. It has nothing to do with jealously, and more to do with the lack of Rolfe's "mother" calling us a bunch of losers.

      Bores's projection is showing. If the only explanation for us disliking and criticizing him so much is because we're so jealous of him, then what's the reason that Bores dislikes and criticizes James so much?

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    12. I'd like an answer from Batdan himself if he doesn't mind.

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    13. He's dishonest about everything.

      There are people out there that believe what Chris is saying and believing that a lot of the games he showcased are "bad". They wouldn't know better because they don't play games. I'm here to show the truth to these people, that Chris knows nothing and how he refuses to learn and accept proper criticism. Instead he'll just pretend to be his mother and scream at everybody like a cunt-shaped harpy.

      As for why I'm focusing on the Puppet Steve stuff, if he wants to target a new, younger audience, he needs to learn that being for kids doesn't shield you from criticism. Kids deserve way better. A Minecraft puppet doing random garbage will only make them dumber. Not to mention he doesn't know half the stuff he's talking about in this channel too.

      In short, he's a big phony.

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    14. So Dirk, satisfied with Dan's reply or are you just going to avoid everything he and everyone else has just said?

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    15. @Jamin Thomason

      "Of course Bores supports a racist blowhard who ignores facts and constantly feeds his own ego despite the fact that many of his business ventures have failed. It's like a match made in Hell. Also, while Hillary isn't an ideal candidate (I personally wanted Bernie Sanders), she is still an infinitely better choice than Trump."

      So, Clinton lies about her e-mails, lies and acts like Benghazi wasn't a big deal, laughed about getting a rapist off while lying about an underage girl in court, has scammed who knows how many millions, taken money from foreign countries through her foundation, and too many other numerous things to post here.

      I know Donald Trump isn't the greatest option either, but there's no way in hell Hillary is the better option. Not unless you prefer a criminal running our nation.

      And with that, that will be the extent of any political postings I post on here.

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    16. @ Josh

      Practically all politicians are crooks in some way or anothee. Iran-Contra, anyone?

      But I digress...

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    17. It appears that Dirk has bailed out on us.

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    18. Clearly expressing any political opinion was a flagrant mistake on my part. From now on NO MORE POLITICS. This goes for me AND everyone else.

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    19. TRUMP 2016! HITLERY FOR PRISON 2016 :D

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  18. http://image.prntscr.com/image/c53b12beb302488a8ebd7c6c7b9eb346.png

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  19. Well, it looks like Chris is suffering a midlife crisis!

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  20. Off-topic, But I have to say this. This diaper company called Star Diapers (Which is known to sell "Racecar diapers" for older kids and teenagers with bedwetting issues) has been revealed to be run by pedophiles.

    Here are screencaps of the Omegle chat: http://sta.sh/2clxoju5zov

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    1. I actually know people with that kink and they are PISSED by the news of the kiddy-tiddling ring.

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  21. @MacDragard - And I suppose you've started multiple business ventures as well? That is a bullshit defense people use. It's like people responding to a movie getting negative reviews by saying we couldn't make our own movies. I may not be a filmmaker, but I know a bad movie when I see one. Likewise, I don't need to be a businessman to know that several of Trump's ventures have failed. I just need to do a little research. Besides, that isn't even the most objectionable thing about Trump. He's racist (he proposed building a border wall to keep out Mexicans, and supported a temporary ban on Muslims entering the country); He ignores facts (violent crime has actually DECREASED over the past 25 years); He's advocated at least one war crime (killing terrorist's families); He changes his stance on issues (he's been both Pro-Choice and Pro-Life); He offered a potential running mate control over Domestic and Foreign Policies (which is pretty much everything); AND he's expressed admiration for leaders like Kim Jong Un, Sadaam Hussein, and Vladimir Putin. But don't take MY word for it. Take John Oliver's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ

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    1. You want to know something else about Trump? He has nothing to do with this blog.

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    2. You know what? You're right. We really shouldn't be talking politics on this blog, and I'm sorry for talking about it, even if Bores was the one who brought it up. I guess that guy just struck a nerve with me when he used the old "we only hate people because we're jealous of them" argument. Now, we should get back to the focus of this blog: deconstructing a hack who isn't nearly as talented as he thinks he is.

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    3. This is obviously the same dude trying to inject politics into an apolitical blog.

      Block him.

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    4. You know what? I'm done. I normally don't comment or read comments. I only wanted to know who Todd in the Shadows was defending, since I don't watch his videos. Then all this political bullshit started happening when "Linda" invaded the comments. Also @Radio White Base, YOU are the last person I want calling me out on injecting political opinions into this blog when YOU clearly did in your responses to me AND "Linda."

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    5. he has never supported Kim infact he said Jung Un is a psycho mess! also he has expressed admiration for Putin that he has ruled his country better then Obama has ruled ours, plus he doesn't want to start world war 3 with Russia like Hitlery wants to, the dirty rotten wench that she is. She sells off our Uranium to Putin then calls him an evil dictator AFTER he donated millions to the Clinton Foundation! Talk about pay for play, that wench will take money for anyone as long as she fills her coffers with cash!!! Trump never sang Husseins praises either, all he said is he was NOT responsible for 911 (Saudi Arabia was as proven by the 28 pages of the 911 report) so there was no reason to go after Hussein in the first place. No reason for us to nation build while on Obama and Clintons watch while our country falls apart as the seams. Trump is pro-life, pro 2nd amendment and will build that WALL! Amen to that!!! :D

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    6. also, a few failed ventures is not a big deal when you end up only to build a family empire worth millions, 10 million to be exact! So Jamin, whens's the last time you built a company worth 10 millions dollars? lol only losers complain about others that achieve their dreams in life and that explains why you went on your rant against Trump. As far as that wall, well it's about time our country enforces the laws set by congress many moons ago. Trump just has the balls to enforce what the crooked democrates have failed at doing which is following the laws of the united States of America! If you have no borders, you have no country, period. Grow a brain, Jamin :D

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    7. a temporary ban on Muslims, yes as all heads of security for our country have warned Isis will indeed infiltrate our country thru the refugees that Obama and also Hitlery Clinton plans to bring into our country. We need to properly vet these unknown people from hostile countries to protect the American people, which includes your life, Jamin. Only common sense can prevent the kind of terror attacks that have been rampant around the world. Talk about war crimes, I guess you think being responsible for 4 US Soldiers in Bengazi being murdered doesn't matter any more, huh. Hitlery is responsible for just that and she lies and lies to cover her evil stand down to protect their lives!!! What if that was your father or brother murdered there, would it matter to you then? Like I said eons ago, Hillary for prison 2016 TRUMP for President 2016 ...Make America great again with or with out you, Jamin "the bearer of false information!" (that's your new name) :)~

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    8. Oh my god Bores, this is a new low. I tried to express regret for expressing political opinions on an apolitical blog after more than a few people got upset, and you keep piling on the bullshit. For the record, while I'm not expressing any more opinions, none of the information I gave was false. What you are spouting is a mixture of misinformation and borderline racist (if not flat-out racist) garbage. Plus, you're one to call out inaccurate information Mr. "Turtles in Time was released only on the Super Nintendo, Super Mario World is an NES game and Sega released the Genesis to compete with the SNES and not the NES." Another thing, as has been pointed out before, claiming we hate someone because we're jealous of them is bullshit. That would be like saying I hate Hitler because I was jealous of his Third Reich, and not because of all the horrible thing's he's done. You are truly a master of bullshit Chris. Oh, I'm sorry, "Linda".

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    9. Jamin --- it's pretty simple. We're all gaming nerds here. There's a lot of Unity in this community because we're all the type of people who Bores misrepresents, we're all fans of the things Bores only pretends to have a clue about.

      That Unity doesn't extend to politics and it never will. Politics are divisive by nature. Believe it or not, you're not going to find much correlation between most fanbases and political ideologies.

      So, when "Linda" or anyone else wants to poison this community with their divisive rhetoric (from any point of view, not just the ones any person here agrees or disagrees with), the winning move is to not play.

      Like anyone here is going to change anyone's mind anyway.

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    10. your logic with Hitler is so null and void as Hitler in the end did not succeed in his dastardly plans and was brought down by the U.S. and our brave allies. why would any one be jealous of a loser and criminal like him? you're goofy as F***!!! plus I gave all actual information about TRUMP, like it our not it's all factual, unlike your twisted version of his campaign agenda's. Of course you'd call me a racist, all left wing idiots use the same old tired red rick to try to shut us conservatives and patriots down, but it won't work this time. Trump is taking you left wing nut cases by storm and the American people are so finally happy to back a republican this election season. It's a movement that won't be stopped. So call me a racist, sexist, and hate mongrel all you want as you left wing loonies run to your safe space to hide from the bitter truth!!!
      btw way, I'm 60 years old I don't play video games, you'd have to direct your critics to my son for that. signed, Linda :D

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  22. New Puppet Steve video: DuckTales and Gravity Falls.

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  23. It makes a lot of sense that Chris would promote something related to Teen Titans Go. Chris and the Teen Titans Go makers have so much in common. They both create terrible content, pander to their audience, usually have no clue what they're talking about, are unable to take criticism, and will directly insult their critics. You know, I think Chris should consider getting a job working on Teen Titans Go rather than DuckTales. I think they would work perfectly together.

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    1. While we are on the subject of how Teen Titans Go is terrible. How many of you guys find the episodes entirely focused on legs cringey?

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    2. I've only seen one episode of the show…..WAFFLES>>>>ARGH!!!!! and that was enough to never want to see it again.

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    3. You know what's really sad? That's not even the worst episode of the show. Like Silent Spring pointed out in his comment, there are episodes where they directly attack critics.

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    4. Speaking of which, that is a show Blueluigi admitted to liking. Another reason why I think the guy is mentally retarded.

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    5. While that taste is certainly questionable, that's still not a nice thing to say.

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  24. So, how do you guys think the DuckTales reboot is going to turn out?

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  25. You know... in a strange sort of way, those puppet videos, while still lame as hell, are not as bad as his IG stuff.
    Don't take it wrong, they're still crap, but they don't seem as crappy.
    Perhaps because the puppet is an improvement over seeing Bores on screen?

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    1. Yeah the puppet for sure has better acting skills and is better at displaying convincing emotions.

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  26. New puppet video - Five Nights at Freddie's figures.

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    1. Let me guess: He'll either say "are you ready for Freddy" or there's gonna be a cheap jump scare.
      -_-

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    2. Nope. It's pretty clear he doesn't know anything about FNAF.

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    3. @BatDanNight How do we make "Linda" go away?

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    4. @BatDan ...oh yeah! For some reason, that never crossed my mind! Well, he'll probably dismiss it for being kiddy since it's about animatronics...somehow!
      ^-^'

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  27. Well it looks like you now have plenty of content for this year's top ten worst IG moments.

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    1. if he didn't, batty would just make some thing up ...that's how he rolls, all hate filled non-sense is his game, loser is his name! ha ~ :D tootles :)~

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    2. Give it up Bores, we know it's you. If you're really concerned about how people perceive you, you should listen to criticism instead of ignoring it and attacking your critics while pretending to be your mom. That is really pathetic.

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    3. I am his mom, you ass hat ...grow a brain and soon! I'm DeCaro, not Bores you ass hat. You'd think if you seen me post it time after time it would sink into your ass hat brain!

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    4. actually you're pathetic, ass hat! If you actually had a brain you'd be dangerous :X

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    5. I don't know of any middle-aged women who call people "ass hats", let alone women over 60.

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    6. yeah but then again you don't know me! I'm a modern momma and a awesome grannie too! This room is full of ass-hats, excluding me! ha ~

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    7. Because if it's on the internet, then it must be true! Only when you do it, of course. Everyone else just lies, right? Yep. We're just supposed to believe you when you provide absolutely NO proof to the contrary. There is a myriad of ways you could prove yourself that would in no way jeopardize the safety of yourself or any of your loved ones. You just choose not to do it.

      Talk is cheap, "Linda." Start walking the walk.

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    8. It's funny how Bores really thinks that near 60 year old women actually talk like this. Almost as funny is that Bores really thinks he's fooling people. He really has no clue that even his own fans don't buy that Buggin isn't him.

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    1. Clearly Jack Chick doesn't know about Lewis and Tolkien's vocal support of Christianity...

      Then again, he also called Pope John Paul II a Commie...

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  29. I just watched the first FNAF puppet video. Oh god, that was awful. Ignoring the typical random stupidity (the figures make safes fall, seriously?), what was the point of the "Day 1/Day 2" crap? There was no reason for that to be there. It didn't seem to serve any purpose other than "durr...me make reference to game." Also, Steve finishes reviewing all the figures on "day 4," but then on "day 5," he says it took him "five days" to finish. Ummm...no. You finished on "day 4," so it took you four days. Once again, Chris doesn't bother to look over his script.

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  30. So, anyone here excited for the new Sonic games coming out next year?

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    1. S-Mania looks fantastic. Cute throwback by not releasing it on a Nintendo console, don't know if anyone noticed.

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  31. Off Topic:

    Gene Wilder dead at 83.

    http://variety.com/2016/film/news/gene-wilder-dead-dies-willie-wonka-young-frankenstein-1201846745/

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    1. Holy crap, how many of these celeberties died this year?

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    2. Willy Wonka AND Frankenstein die the same day.

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  32. So I suppose these posts will be made weekly?

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    1. I'll try. Life gets in the way and all that.

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    2. hahaha you actually have the nerve to claim you have a "Life!" what folly :D

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    3. Bat write a post more than a week ago and have only made a few replies. You check the site almost constantly and give meaningless replies to anyone. I think YOU are the one who should have the nerve to claim you have a "Life!" LadyBore.
      PS what folly :D

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    4. lol danger dan do you always answer for Batty because he can't refute what I type, himself? lol
      yep, he alway's let's you ass hat's try to justify his reason for existence! lol how sad :(

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    5. danger dan reminds me of how all democrats shield hitlery cause she can't face the camera herself because she can't justify her horrible lying, murderous, cheating behavior! poor danger dan, poor pitiful hitlery! :(

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    6. I've only reply to you once in a couple of weeks, and that time I remember Bat wasn't even in it, and you call me his personal butt kisser, yeah totally this is the majestic high intelligent being that we should all bow down to.
      Hitlery reminds me of how all sockpuppet shield Bore cause he can't face the people himself because he can't justify his horrible lying, censoring, talentless, shilling, cheating behavior! poor Bore, poor LadyBore! :(

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    7. The fact that LadyBuggin is replying to our posts not only proves LadyBuggin IS Chris, but also proves Puppet Steve IS Chris. Great work blowing your cover! XD

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    8. @Sovereign64

      You'd think that by now, Bores would learn from his mistakes. Then again, that would require Bores to be intelligent in some way.

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    9. poor danger dan, claiming my son uses sock puppets to do his bidding when in reality (which danger dan can't face) no sock puppets exist (only in danger dan's mind) reminds me so much of hitlery claiming Russia controls Trump when in reality She was the one doing deals with Putin selling off our countries Uranium to him after he donates millions to the Clinton foundation. Clearly danger dan and hitlery have more in common than even I could imagine! poor hitlery, poor danger dan. when will he ever learn???

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    10. forgot to mention that these blog members are all guilty at one time or another of making sock puppets on my son's IG channel to troll him horribly over an 8 year period. Now do you see the correlation I was making in my previous comment? Like crooked hitlery projecting her horrid behaviors onto Trump, you all project your own horrid behaviors onto my son! poor hate blogger, poor hitlery :( hypocrates to the end!!!

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    11. I'd love to see the proof of that, as I have never even once commented on any of Chris' videos on any of his channels. But of course, since it's you, you have no burden of proof. You're just exempt because reasons. Almost above the law. Does that sound familiar?

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    12. I just like to say LindaChris why would I make sock puppets to troll you when I was a fan. I said this before but gave on the Irate Gamer after 1.Chris's horrible schedule,2. the misinformation in HOVG,and 3. just simple not liking his videos anymore. In all the time I was fan I only commented once on his channel, that being the first Robocop video where I said "You know I like Chris(might have said Irate Gamer, I don't remember) and all but this video sucked", than a year later with his Silver Surfer video I unsubscribed and have never watch one of Chris' videos again. Two months later I found out about this blog and here we are.
      Also LindaChris if you respond about something to do with Trump&Clinton, I don't care, I'm Canadian this election means nothing to me. I don't think Trump&Clinton even know where Canada is, I wouldn't be surprise if you didn't either.

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    13. oh EXCUSE me, I stand corrected. I will change my comment to MOST of the bloggers on this site have in the past and maybe present used sock accounts agaisnt my son, save a few here and there that haven't. See unlike Hitlery I own up to the truth! Trump 2016 Long live the grand ole U.S. of A. Trump, Trump, Trump!!!

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  33. Wow. I just read one Bores fans claim that his History of Video Games series delved deeper than any other series on video game history, including The Video Game Years.

    Normally, I'm not surprised at some of the stupidity his fans post, but how can anyone look at both series and claim Bores goes more in depth, or is better?

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    1. I've not heard of the Video Game Years, but I would venture to guess that they take the topic seriously. And I don't know how anyone can say that HOVG is better when it uses childish gags like cards that say "Masturbation Hand."

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    2. To DoubleEdgedSword2, I say check out the Video Game Years if you care at all about gaming history, and to Josh I say that anyone claiming HOVG beats VGY on any count is probably a deliberate troll.

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    3. Or some kid that got brainwashed by Bores. Chances are, when he or she gets older, they'll realize Bores' "series" is crap, much like with Robert Howard and marston as evidenced by their testimonials.

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    4. @DoubleEdgeSword2

      Their first 3 videos, which cover 1977, 1978, and 1979, have enough content in them that the length of them alone is more than Bores entire series.

      They're also so much farther ahead of Bores, and more in depth. Definitely much better than Bores series.

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    5. Crash Course has done a better job of it then Bores has.

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  34. New puppet video- "Shopkins Happy Places Playset House Puppy Parlor."

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    1. That word salad hurts my brain.

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    2. Shopkins? He reviewed... Shopkins?! Or rather, the girl playing Alex did?

      Once inspired by James Rolfe, Chris now draws inspiration from CookieSwirlC.

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    3. edge xl is now grasping at straws, kinda like the democrates with Trump! poor edge poor hitlery :(

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  35. A reminder to not feed the trolls.

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    1. how ironic, Batty they've been feeding you for years!

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  36. A comment on the latest Puppet Steve video that criticized the video resulted in a reply from him that literally just said "Now you made zombie Steve cry". Even for Bores, that's pathetic.

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  37. Checked Social Blade to see how many subscribers Chris has lost on his main channel (oddly enough, he seems to be gaining subscribers). Apparently, it is now affliated with BroadbandTV.

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  38. The heck is with LadyBuggin's activity feed? Everything on it is dealing with the negative image of Hiliary Clinton. Not that I will be voting for Clinton myself, but holy heck.

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    1. As I mentioned enough, she's trolling. Easiest way to troll any community, talk about politics.

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    2. She listens to Alex Jones. Enough said.

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    3. Not to mention that most Millenial gamer types would vote to Hillary if they voted at all, so yeah it is him trolling.

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    4. This is why we don't get involved in politics!
      -_-

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    5. As much as I loathe the lesser-of-two-evils tone of this election, you don't have to like either candidate to vote based on which way you want the Supreme Court to go.

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    6. Chris may look like a down-to-earth guy in his videos and in public, but in the dark side of the Internet, he's a right-wing nut job.

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    7. I doubt the right wing nut job part, but I do know he has a very questionable work ethic

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    8. " he has a very questionable work ethic" ??? and you have a very questionable imagination, sort of like hitlery and her imagination that it was Russia that hacked her DNC emails! btw it was an inside job the DNC email leak. (We right wing nut jobs, so your buddy may call us, happen know all the real facts :)

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    9. Chris Bores has been and always will be lazy.

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    10. @Locus: "shut up, Chris."
      So like a ignorant liberal, always trying to shut down the first amendment rights of free speech! Must be a hitlery voter~ poor Locus, poor hitlery, lost in the communist world of censorship ~

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    11. lazy? says Crystal who has never worked a 70 hours week in their whole life. Like Hitlery has no personal or work related experience to win an honest argument. Poor/crystal, poor hitlery. Doomed to always be a failure :(

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    12. Says the person that wants any and all dissent against your content censored. Uh-huh. Okay. Yup.

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    13. The funny thing is I don't disagree with you when it comes to politics, but since this is not a political blog but rather an analysis of the Irate Gamer show and Chris Bores himself, that's what's more important. By questionable work ethic, I mean censoring bad reviews, fabricating good reviews, fabricating views on videos no one will watch, etc

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  39. The infamous Skylanders "checklist" videos have now migrated over to Puppet Steve as well. If Bores can do these Puppet Steve videos 2-3 times a week so much, there is really nothing justifying his excuses for basically abandoning the Irate Gamer.

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  40. Bad news, everyone: YouTube's now censoring their own content. Check out Phil de Franco's newest video for more details:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbph5or0NuM

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    1. As well as this video by ETC News:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKEUR7xsAtA

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    2. This is seriously needs to stop.YouTube needs to change this new policy immideately, it really damaging to not just smaller YouTubers, but also big YouTubers who puts a lot of work to create great content to entertain everyone, even if they can be crude in their style of humor like James Rolfe and Doug Walker. YouTube is supposed to be a platform for creators, not big companies. #PutTheYouInYouTube

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    3. Is this what "Broadcast yourselves" means? Is this what people has devolved to? I can't believe they'd do something as repulsive as this!
      T_T

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    4. Hell, YouTube didn't use the "Broadcast Yourselves" slogan since 2012. Now, that slogan means nothing. I wanna be popular in YouTube just like my idol James Rolfe, but with all of the messed up things happening to the site as of late, it just makes want to quit YouTube.

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    5. And yet they do nothing about the "react" parasites who steal content and just put themselves making weird faces above it...

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    6. Or even the prank channels that still going strong despite some of its biggest names doesn't want to make pranks anymore (like Sam Pepper). Or all of those toys channels that has almost all of the same problems as Puppet Steve videos; namely being kid friendly despite all of the sexual innuendos, badly written jokes, horrible acting, and headache inducing editing and directing. Despite all of the complains YouTube STILL won't listen to them or explaining why they all of a sudden create this garbage of a guideline.

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    7. It's official: This is censorship!!!
      >.<#

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    8. Here's an update on this new policy courtesy of ETC Show: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jc1cae7MtY

      And this is the one from h3h3 Productions: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UUkj4h_Tq-0

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  41. So let's say hypothetically that someone wanted to write a book series titled "The Dark Chapters," but with a story entirely different than what Chris Bores had planned. Do y'all think there would be anything wrong with that? Just a question.

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    1. You should be fine, I think. Chris never actually published his series, and he's shown no interest in the idea since he abandoned that GeoCities page. Heck, I'm fairly sure he never even mentioned it in GH2.0.

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  42. I just saw the Skylanders checklist video. Early on, Puppet Steve says, "God damn it, Zombie Steve!"

    This show was meant for kids, right...?

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    1. Chris clearly doesn't know who hid audience is for these videos.

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    2. See, THIS is the channel that YouTube needs to watch out for. Not the news channel, not the reviewers, not even ranters. If YouTube desperately want to use this new guidline of theirs for all of the videos on their site, this channel or any other channel of the same genre needs to get all of the punishment. I don't usually curse a lot, but, what the fuck, YouTube?

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    3. I watched the video, it sounds like he is saying "God garn it." Maybe he meant to say doggonit, but just screwed it up?

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  43. Oh, and new video. An "exclusive interview" with Deathstroke. This may well be the worst video that Chris Bores has ever put out.

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    1. An interview with a fictional character?! Its not surprising that its gonna suck knowing Bores' amatuer level acting.

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    2. I would ask if he's even trying now, but that would imply that he was trying to begin with!
      -_-

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    3. I forgot to mention... It's Lego Deathstroke.

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    4. What a dumb video. At the start of the video, Steve says "Pupple Steve". Huh? And it's been confirmed that Deathstroke is the main villain of the Batman standalone film, not the Justice League film or his own film. Do a simple Google search and it already tells you. And afterwards, the whole video is just Deathstroke saying "Kill kill kill" and "Killing is fun". Very painful to listen to him everytime he says that and you know Deathstroke doesn't kill all the time right?

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    5. It sounds like "Putta Steve" to me.

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  44. Andrew Meadows from Black Nerd Comedy did a much better look at gaming history than Bores ever will:

    http://sta.sh/2clxoju5zov

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    1. Sorry, here's the proper link:

      https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmjlrKRuaQALitCXVqJg6tjfPVzM_dcIb

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  45. New video. Unboxing a bunch of blind Minecraft Mini-figures.

    He is apparently very proud of the Deathstroke video since he took a clip of it and put it in the intro

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  46. *whistles* http://www.bestmediainfo.com/2016/08/discovery-brings-new-reality-drama-series-hardcore-pawn/

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  47. New IG 'Tech Review'/shill bullshit. Both comments and ratings disabled, because SHUT UP FANS, YOU'RE WRONG!!!1

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  48. minecraft is a game chock-full of adventure, exploring, and creativity where you survive in a world composed of blocks – similar to Legos

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