Tuesday, October 28, 2014

More "Pursuing". Are We Supposed to Take This Seriously?

Throughout the month, Chris has been posting more "Pursuit of the Paranormal" videos. As in more snippets from the DVD. Despite his claim earlier that the upcoming videos would be from "other investigations" (it's clear these are all from the same place).

The videos are the same dumb crap. Addressing matters that really don't make sense, like the "mass" of a ghost (aren't ghosts incorporeal, as in you can go through them?), or if ghosts are bound by time, and he even prays for them. What is this?
At one point, he brings up an excerpt from the Egyptian Book of the Dead. Chris, do you not understand the purpose of these texts? They weren't writing about spirits, they were the culture's interpretation of what happens after we die. Not to mention it's ANCIENT, long before our time. During a time when they made up stories in order to understand the world. And again, how is a book about Egyptian philosophy supposed to help you in FLORIDA?

I've had comments in the last post bring up how Chris' methods are laughable, and nobody would take him seriously. I think that says it all.
And the views reflect that.


*checks his site* Nothing...
You know, I'm starting to wonder if GotGame dropped him and he just doesn't know it.

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  1. Call me a troll, I don't care. At least the Irate Gamer doesn't E beg. I support the Archfiend and his cause.

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    1. He will one day if he wants his Pursuit of the Paranormal to become what he wants it to, and I don't mean that as an insult he will have to if he is truly passionate about this ghost stuff.

      "Archfiend and his cause" what cause? I've seen bitch about James appearing in kickstarter video and asking for donation for his film, I've Archfiend ignore Kickstarter done but somewhat famous people, and I've seen Archfiend support a Kickstarter...if his cause is against e-begging or Kickstarter I think he's going about the wrong way.

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    2. But IG tried to get people scammed by Deal Dash, remember?

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    3. @Jordan Ross

      What cause is that? Being a hateful human being?

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    4. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan...still using the same 'Chris doesn't E-Beg' excuse huh? You are nothing but a frog living in a well for two years.

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    5. Seriously Jordan if your a supporter of Archfiend than you should know he made a video or videos(don't remember if there were more) about Chris scamming people with Deal Dash, Hell that's how I found out about Archfiend, and I'm fairly sure all people will say scamming is worst than begging. Jordan you're not a troll you're an idiot.

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    6. It wouldn't surprise me if Jordan "I'm not a troll which I'm going to prove by trolling constantly" Ross is actually just a sockpuppet account, possibly even Bores or Archhypocrite himself. Whatever the case, he's contributed nothing and is desperate for attention. Try not to give it to him.

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    7. Yes. Why the heck are we acknowledging Jordan Ross/Chris Bores/Archfiend again? Remember what I said about ignoring him?

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    8. I must admit, I forgot about that. Sorry -_-

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    9. Took a look at this guy's Google+, literally every single one of his comment is a hate comment: Ponies, gamers, black people, autistic people, disabled people, and.... A fucking Kohler ad?!

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    10. @M-Tails-P
      Yeah, totally not trolling. He even has the audacity to harass the voice actresses of MLP. Not even regular trolls stoop this low. And which Kohler ad?

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    11. Have Tara Strong and company tried to block him?

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    12. @ZeldaFan
      The Jo's Plumbing one, which pisses me off since I liked that as a kid.

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    13. Just reported his Google+ account for hate speech. I suggest you guys try the same.

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    14. @Andrew Schroy
      Probably. Wouldn't surprise me, since that's the worst thing you could do to a troll.
      @M-Tails-P
      Yeah, I remember that one. That was funny.
      @Necro Critic
      Good.

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  2. If you are referring to AVGN and the movie fundraiser then you do not know much about video production. Most movies are not funded by directors, producers or executive producers. They are funded by outside sources. The original Evil Dead was a crowd-funded movie just like AVGN. The only difference was that was before public internet so I guess you would just call that regular begging?

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    1. It makes me wonder if people call Peter Jackson a begger because that's what he was doing when he was producer for that failed Halo movie, he couldn't raise enough money and it was one of the reason the movie was cancelled. Or how do these people fell about Dragon's Den or any of it's spinoff because the whole point of that show is to convince(or beg)wealthy investors for money.

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    2. I meant "or any of it's adaptations" don't know why I said spinoffs

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  3. I love how you and Archie treat James and Mike like they're worse than Nazis. Jordan, buddy, it's time to let it go. It's been three years, what does the Archfiend plan on gaining?

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  4. Seriously, has Archie ever done anything other than bitch and whine about people bigger than him? How does he even have subscribers?

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    1. You're giving him what he wants. He's turned an article about Bores's stupid ghosthunting shite into an attention grab and another ill-informed whine about crowdfunding which shows an almost child-like naivety about finance, something he shares with his equally misguided and hypocritical hero Archfiend. And that's ignoring his pathetic comments about people with autism. He should be banned from commenting just for that.

      Try to stay on topic, he'll soon get bored if people are talking about anything other than him.

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    2. I'm surprised BatDan, or whoever's watching this blog, hasn't deleted Jordan's comments. He's only out to stir up trouble for us.

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  5. With regards to the topic, can't Bores just focus on other places that are actually BELIEVED to be haunted, besides that lighthouse in Florida? No wonder SyFy turned him and his Pursuit of the Paranormal crap down. BTW, I wonder how poor sales of that are going to be compared to AVGN: The Movie?

    With regards to Jordan, HELLO AGAIN, TROLL! :D You are still living in denial, aren't ya?

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    1. Hell, even a representative from SyFy told Bores that NOBODY watches ghost-hunting shows anymore which I agree. But Bores takes his advice? NOPE. Then again, does Bores EVER listens to anyone (Other than his mom)?

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    2. Chris wants to be hired on to produce one of his shows with a big budget but he also likes to present himself as an outsider who uses an innovative and unorthodox approach nobody else thought of. With the Irate Gamer he said his idea was to take video game reviews and mix them with his "high" production values (special effects). Remember last year he was on a local news show promoting his film and he even told the interviewers that he takes an unorthodox approach by combining multiple ancient philosophies together.

      Since he sees himself as an innovative outsider who will take the industry by storm it is not a stretch to see he fancies himself as the one who kept on going despite the naysayers and ultimately found "success."

      By the way, new video up! Ghost nun or something.

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  6. The problem with ghosthunting shows that claim to be real is that you know right from the start that they're not. I don't know if ghosts exist or not because nobody does, I'm an agnostic atheist who would be happily proven wrong but the point there is I need proof. There is no evidence to support the existence of ghosts or the afterlife, and shows like this don't change that. They're just sensationalist garbage, same as mediums. The only thing that can actually be proven with these is that the people responsible are lying or distorting in order to stay in a job, as happened with Derek Acorah. So all this show proves is that Bores is either an idiot for believing this or deceiving people, things we were already fully aware of him doing anyway.

    It pains me to say it but I'd honestly rather he just stuck to doing game reviews. They were retarded and poorly researched as well as full of plagiarism, but nowhere near as unethical and fruitless as ghost-hunting.

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  7. New ghost video, this time hawking a new DVD (or as he calls it, "Video disc"). This one promises a 60-minute conversation with a spirit, so that comes to about 36 minutes with Boresian number crunching.

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    1. Love how in all of Bores' ghost-hunting videos, they show him sitting in his room with dark saturations at the corners and sides and a round light at the middle to show himself. We can see your face and a part of your room clearly Bores. You're not scaring anyone.

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    2. @Harrod - Guess Bores forgot about other forms of videodiscs. I'm surprised he doesn't know about Blu-ray! And surely he could do research on Laserdiscs and VCDs... :D

      @Sovereign64 - And the day Bores actually manages to scare someone with his ghost-hunting videos legitimately is the day I become president of the United States... XD

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  8. Since Bores isn't going to talk about video games in a while, let me talk about them instead.

    Next week, I'm planning to buy Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. I know some of you may be turn off by the Call of Duty franchise but believe it or not, Advanced Warfare may be the first game to actually get my attention. Hopefully, Sledgehammer Games can do a better job than Infinity Ward after last year's atrocious COD: Ghosts.

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  9. wow looking at your blog archive from over the years, the number of videos Bores has made is at 33 (if that is accurate) if this keeps up this may be his lowest video count in his career

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  10. Did a little snooping around on GotGame... looks like Bores hasn't been dropped.

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    1. But I don't find his name on the front page or inside the columns and bars anymore.

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    2. I wonder why they haven't dropped him because I don't think he's going to do anymore game(I don't even think he's going to do a skylanders review) so why keep him. Do his pervious reviews really give them that much attention.

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  11. Happy Halloween everyone!! I have noticed key differences between James and Chris this month. James does his Monster Madness series and talks about good and bad scary movies, telling if they are worth it and showcasing other's work. Chris seems to post his videos with: OH MY GAWD LOOK AT HOW GREAT I AM! I TOTALLY KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO TRACK SPIRITS. ALL ABOUT MY JOB AND SKYLANDERS!

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  12. Today is a sad day in Internet history. RIP Ashens' beard.

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  13. Lol his local news affiliate labeled him an expert

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    1. Probably a group of bribed teenagers in a shed stealing professional graphics from actual news programme or website.

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    2. Which local news affiliate? Being that Bores lives near Cleveland, I can only assume it was either WKYC, WEWS, WJW, or WOIO that talked about him...

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    3. He lives in Toledo with his girlfriend and her kids.

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    4. So, either WTOL, WTVG, WNWO, or WUPW, then...

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    5. *looks* Oh, WTOL, never mind. (Saw the "11" logo in the bottom-right corner.)

      Still, Bores must really want people to take his crap REALLY seriously.

      BatDan, I think this is going on the list of worst moments of 2014...

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  14. He posted a new video segment from some news program

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    1. Oh my God! He once again say 'Do you want me to pray for you' ON A NEWS PROGRAM!

      'Bores says people pray to ghosts so that they can live better in the afterlife.'

      Yeah and I'm pretty sure ghosts want to be prayed by people THEY KNOW OR RELATED TO. The reporter is stupid too.

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    2. Think BatDan could do an entry about Bores being on TV, interviewed by news anchors who think Bores isn't dumb?

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  15. You know what would be awesome? If all the pathetic bronies and every single voice actor and staff member from My Little Pony were sent to concentration camps. That'd make my day.

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    1. I take offence to that. Besides, what does that have to do with this blog?!

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    4. I'm not an insult to humanity. Bronies are an insult to humanity.

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    6. Why do you people respond to Jordan? It's blatantly obvious he is a troll, so stop feeding him. Christ!

      (Yeah, glass houses, I know)

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    8. You know what fuck this I'm out of here, so long Irategamersucks it was good run for me first it was Killultra trying to defend Gamergate and now this hateful piece of shit. I'm done.

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    9. Kid, you're in the wrong blog. Stay on topic or get out.

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    10. @JRizzle8921
      Aw, did I huwt youw widdle feewings? Grow some balls, horse-fucker.

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    12. You know I'm only commenting because I want closure then that's it for me. Jordan Ross how do you live with yourself everyday even if you're not serious how do you go by everyday making more and more people hate you, people like you are what's wrong with this world racist assholes who hate the fact people like or dislike something they hate or love. You are a horrible ugly person inside and outside you are a waste to this world. I don't need to grow balls that's why I'm done with you because anymore wasted effort will just be an insult to my life. So long everybody I hope you don't need to put up with hateful shit for too long.

      Oh and "horse fucker" cute seeing as I've never even seen a single episode of MLP, I mean you could have insult based on the fact I'm part native but I guess your "insult" are just as limited as your intelligence. Peace Out.

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    13. @ Jordan

      And judging by the way you're talking to JRizzle, you should grow some too, kiddo.

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  16. I have to ask: do any of his fans care about Bores' ghost hunting videos? I believe they don't.

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    1. Nope. They gave Bores hell for all the Skylanders stuff, so something EVEN LESS related to his channel would follow suit. Makes me wonder how they feel now about IG's retirement...

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  17. off topic: Did anyone here, who is a WWE fan, got a copy of WWE 2K15 for PS3 and 360? I heard it was disappointing, which didn't surprise me a bit since I was I was not into the hype. I haven't played a disappointing, shitty WWE game since Smackdown 2008, which I wasn't into the hype either.

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    1. Avoid this game. The roster is horrible compared to previous games (padded with 2 versions of a lot of guys including Alberto Del Rio and 2 Kanes, but they're both masked Kanes), they removed a bunch of creation tools from the 360 and PS3 versions and improved nothing. Pretty much a re-skin yet they seem to be using even worse models than 2k14. Of course everything is outdated, Rollins and Ambrose are still SHIELD etc. 2K advertised this game using CAW models instead of actual in-game models....that's how bad it is. Grab 2k14, it has more options, modes and pretty good roster.

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    2. I'll buy the game when it's at least $19.99. I mean, the only thing I do like is the inclusion of Sting...and that's it.

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    3. Sting is a preorder char but i'm sure there will be codes included so you can download him. Your best bet is to wait until Black Friday. I still do not recommend this game. At this point it's a greedy shameless scheme and there's no way i would support it. Entire modes have been removed and game looks worse than WWE13. Unacceptable. If you really want sting, get him via CAWS. Here's how Sting looks in 2K15:
      http://33.media.tumblr.com/7518084635c14ee3a9c211acad3cbaa5/tumblr_ne5qhqRmTo1sg99p0o1_1280.jpg

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    4. WWE 2K15 for PS3 and 360 is like a mega over babyface that tags with you, then turns heel on release day and walks away when you go for the hot tag.

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  18. off-topic: Remember that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" remake that was being made back in 2009? I guess it was eventually released in 2013 to some select theaters, but they're only now working on DVDs/Blu-Ray.

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    1. The one with James in a cameo?

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    2. Yeah, though I don't know if he's in the final cut. Probably not going to watch it to find out.

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  20. Little trivia here, but have any of you guys noticed how Phelous constantly makes jabs at the Irate Gamer in a lot of his videos, far more than Nostalgia Critic and Linkara if I'm correct.

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    1. Maybe because he's a collector and finds Bores' constant need to show off his stuff groan worthy.

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  21. In other news, Majora's Mask 3D is happening!
    http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/the-legend-of-zelda-majoras-mask-3d-is-coming-spring-2015

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    1. It's funny that Gametrailers' Pop Fiction said in their latest episode that they are hoping for a 3DS remake of Majora's Mask. One week later, Nintendo made an annoucement that they are going to do a 3DS remake. XD

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    2. *fangirling*
      But in all seriousness, I'm really glad they decided to finally make a Majora's Mask remake, since it happens to be one of my favorite Zelda games.

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  22. Well, I've decided I'm not going to reply to messages from Irate Gamer fanboys on Youtube anymore because they are most pure denial people I've ever known. Prevents me for getting more headaches that way. I'm not going to argue with them because now I know when I see that kind of attitude, why should I bother.

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    1. Here's a rule. If someone acts arrogant that also happens to have fans, most of his fans will be arrogant. Sometimes, it's best to ignore, especially their fans.

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  23. Why do they treat Mike Matei like the devil anyway?

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    1. I mean, yeah, even if his videos without James can be hit-or-miss, I've NEVER understood why Mike gets treated so horribly at Hitler or bin Laden-level...

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    2. I'd wager it is because Mike posted that E-mail that Bores complains so much about. I know telling the world how you had promised to stop copying someone when you go ahead and keep doing it anyway.....shameful!

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    3. mainly it was because of a misunderstanding that was caused by, Who else, Asalieri!.

      During one RaR that was done on a recently released episode (the Crazy Castle) back when AVGN episodes were still hosted on Gametrailers and they were NOT supposed to be on YT, because many people were uploading the episodes on YT back then, so Mike matei who runs the AVGN channels on YT file a claim, and Asa being Asa, told people that Mike loves censorship and he is just as bad as the bores (irony considering what happened later), and the same happened with the ROB episode.

      Asalieri keep posting the great majority of the content of those episodes too soon despite the gametrailers exclusivity deal, and asa accused mike matei of being a cunt who loves censorship and this was also when David Savage (game boob) was licking's asa's boots, asa of course claimed that they were just reviews and that he did nothing wrong.......

      considering how he tried to sabotage the AVGN movie release by spreading the pirated version of the movie to everyone on Facebook and even made a troll riff commentary, and still had the guts to "review it".

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    4. I never hate Mike Matei. Sure he posts some videos that weren't very good in the past, but he has changed since. I still like his video game reviews and I still respect him as a great artist.

      To me, anybody who is hating Mike Matei are people who choose to live under rock. That includes Asa.

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    5. well you going to hate that even Ryan from nodategamers jumped on that bandwaggon

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  24. Jeez, it' been seven months since IG's last review. I wonder if Chris actually cares about his fans.

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  25. So, Five Nights At Freddy's 2 finally got released.

    Thoughts?

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  26. Finally? The game was released earlier than scheduled.

    As for the game, it's pretty good. I like that Scott changed the gameplay up (a Freddy mask in place of doors), and got creative with the new animatronics in terms of game mechanics, the music box being one example. And I appreciate a game with a good sense of challenge. The sheer volume of animatronics means that you don't have a quiet moment.

    However, there are some issues. The jump scares are lacking, and it's possible that i'm used to FNAF by now, but they just don't have the same energy (I'm looking at you, marionette). Also, the sheer number of animatronics weigh the game down; the first game worked well in this regard because the four animatronics (5 if you count Golden Freddy) were easy to keep track of and felt distinct. The choice of having 11 active animatronics means some of them start to feel interchangeable, especially when the pace of the gameplay requires that you shift focus between them quickly.

    But at the end of it, the game is fun, don't get me wrong. And boy, it has some teeth when it comes to challenge. I only nitpick because I care.

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    1. Damn reply button. Whatever, this is in response to Random Man

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    2. Seems to me like the Puppet is more like a replacement for the original power mechanic than an actual enemy, seeing as how it's something that instantly kills you if it goes all the way down (evidenced by it not having an AI setting on Custom Night).

      I AM a little disappointed that they seem to have, for lack of a better term, neutered or toned-down Golden Freddy. In the first one he was this bizarre, corpse-like specter that appeared on almost every night regardless of the doors, could only be dealt with in a non- intuitive way, had to be summoned in a unique way, had unique sound effects and a unique killscreen where he crashed your game.

      In the second one he only appears on one night, just kinda shows up whenever, is defeated by the mask like everyone else and makes the same sound as everyone. Just kinda feels underwhelming.

      And I agree that a lot of the animatronics just feel interchangeable. Like, both Chicas approach from the same side and some of the same areas. What's even the point, then?

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  27. Oh, joy of all fucking joys. Bores got another interview about ghost-hunting-- this time with ABC affiliate WTVG.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unm_KQ3PZ7o&list=UUR_z6hgtpjuvrr1lQj19dFQ&index=1

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    1. My bad-- he was only featured in a :20 segment on their evening news.

      He got interviewed by WUPW (the Fox affiliate) and WTOL (the CBS affiliate), and now WTVG featured him in a news segment... I really hope the other news station, NBC affiliate WNWO doesn't feature him or conduct an interview with him.

      And a lot of the comments on that video are very negative. :D

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    2. Funny that just one month after Chris uploaded the 'Opens up' crap video, all of his viewers go back to saying 'Unsubbed' and 'Please make video game reviews again' in the video comments.

      See Chris? Nothing has changed after all. XD

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  28. New posting on pursuitoftheparanormal.com.

    In what may be an astonishing new low for Chris' famous difficulty organizing information, he boasts that he will appear on a "popular reality show" in January.

    The subsequent three paragraphs don't tell us which one.

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  29. History of Video Games part 6 is finally out.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kWt4s1FvziI

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  30. Just saw IG's HOVG Part 6. Two years just to cover Atari games of 1977? He said his next episode will be 1978 arcade games. Will it take him another two years for that?

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    1. It just proves what we knew already. He knows gaming like I know Barbie dolls. He cares about gaming as much as I care about Stephanie Meyer.

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  31. I'm watching Bores' History of Video Games Part 6 now. All I can say is... UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! He doesn't know that the "buttons" on the console are actually switches, and he's back to using the old "For over 35 years..." intro. Oh yeah, and more Big-Lipped Alligator Moments (one being where Bores flicks the reset "button" and says "the reset button" four times, which got annoying real quick).

    BatDan, I think you know what to do... :D

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    1. Oh, and to think it took TWO GODDAMN YEARS between the Fairchild Channel F video and this one is just baffling beyond belief... along with the insane amount of positive comments.

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    2. For some reason a lot of fair weather avgn fans turned on James and decided to like Chris.

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    3. The review wasn't as bad as it could have been. Yeah, it still had the stupid random references and the lame attempts to be funny, but it wasn't really god-awful terrible either. Is it even worth picking apart? That's for Dan to decide.

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    4. I agree, I can't speak for the historical accuracy in the video, but as far as IG's videos go, it was fairly... tolerable.
      And his fans have nothing to complain about, it was the random humor they, supposedly, like instead of Skyladers or Ghosts.

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  32. It's out? A few days ago, he said on Facebook he still had a lot more work to do... he was probably lying again.

    It's... going to be a bit. I'm not mentally prepared, it's been a long time.

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  33. His technical skill remains strong, I suppose his comedy acting is at least workmanlike, and the "Jack Black" joke is one of his better efforts: It was quick, unforced and not some kind of desperate stretch- he only swapped the word order.

    Liabilities include the poor selection of stock footage (Oh, 1977! The year everyone was walking!), over-selling the concept of interchangeable cartridges (Wait... you mean if I don't like the game, I can take it out and put a new one in?), I'm pretty sure VCS owners looked into what Video Olympics was before buying it, "4-Player Pong" (not a feature of Video Olympics), over-explaining that you can cycle through game variations by using the "game select" switch, the weird explosion/spit out foam chunks gag, and look, dude, Basic Math is obviously for kids.

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  34. Oh, Cripes:

    http://theirategamer.com/landfill-dumped-atari-e-t-games-placed-on-ebay/

    Through his typically fractured and impenetrable writing, he seems to be boasting in this post that he will appear in the documentary "Atari: Game Over." If that's what he means, I have to guess that there'll be some montage about the pop-cultural legacy of the landfill story, and a clip from his E.T. review will be included.

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    1. I think this is that reality show appearance he was talking about earlier.

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    2. Wow! You were on the mark with that prediction, Harrod! And to make it sweeter, Bores's clip was shown alongside a clip from the AVGN movie.

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