Saturday, April 25, 2020

I Don't Think You Can Get a PhD in Ghosts

Seems I was incorrect in my belief that Chris would post the Ghostbusters video shortly after the preview. The actual release has been changed to *checks notes* a while.

He posted that on Facebook in response to the "OMG YOU'RE BACK"
Once again, he blames the algorithm for his failure (rather than himself) and claims that this is not a full comeback, likely a one-time thing. Can't take away too much time from playing with toys.
Chris, use Patreon! It is not that hard! Even Chris-chan uses Patreon now. There's no excuse for you. It's probably the only way you'll give the fans what they want.

However, my prediction that this is being made to promote his ghost stuff might be accurate.


That's right, despite all his cries of YouTube being "too different", he started yet another channel. "The Ghost Doctor - Chris Bores". ... Really? How can you be a doctor to dead people? Oh right, it's part of his idiotic 'ghost behaviorist" title. I'd ask "who is dumb enough to fall for this", but considering people are actually consuming disinfectant and bleach, there are far too many fools in the world.

So far there's only one video "What is a Ghost Behaviorist?! Chris Bores Reveals the Secret!" I won't link it as I'm not going to encourage his ego, and I feel partly responsible for Puppet Steve blowing up the way it did as his views and subs skyrocketed after I discovered him. Then again, I linked Alphabet Bunch and that didn't go anywhere.

I get the feeling that the end of his Ghostbusters video is going to be a big ad promoting this "Ghost Doctor" garbage. He is super desperate for his paranormal "ideas" to take off and get him noticed. He's probably sick of playing with toys and wants this to be his true career. It's not happening Chris.

If you're curious about the video, it's 13 minutes of cringe with Chris using the same arguments he's been making over and over. People steal from him, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, his Hardcore Pawn "appearance", how he uses science (pfffft), nobody understands his "genius" (BAHAHAHA), and whatever this shit is.

Are we going to hear Chris rant about Pepe Silvia in the next video?

If anything, Chris is looking and sounding more like a total nutjob. He wants to be taken seriously? Good luck with that.
See you when the Ghostbusters video comes out.

UPDATE: I left a comment asking a simple question about the Hardcore Pawn appearance. Chris... didn't take it well.

Wow, I didn't even say anything mean. Yet here he goes delving into "daddy issues" and going into an incoherent rant. I think this is what the kids call "triggered"?
Interestingly he avoided the question. Someone doesn't want to confront the truth. It's no wonder that ghost group banned him if this is how he acts to simple questions.

UPDATE 2: Replied to that, to which he replied again.


 You say you're not triggered and yet...

30 comments:

  1. Lolol I guess all those talks with networks went nowhere so he's turning back to YouTube. Maybe we'll see that video "exposing " the industry get talked about

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  2. I love how Chris on his new channel, he comments like LadyBuggin.

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    1. Bored doesn't need ladybuggin now that he is fwiendz <3 wiv jaymzzz

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    2. I've always imagined Chris hastily slapping on a blonde wig before diving assuming his 'Buggin persona and then stashing it away in a back pocket just as hastily when the act is done.

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    3. Told you Chris is Ladybuggin. I still have proof of it.

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  3. Maybe avgn will appear in the new IG. I still like avgn but James doesn't seem to give much of a fuck about what's going on

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    1. Like that will ever happen. You're talking crazy:-).

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  4. Chris desperately needs to keep his ego in check.

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  5. Chris made another ghost website ghostbehaviorist.com

    I bet he quietly abandoned pursuitoftheparanormal.com or he's just too lazy to update it.

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    1. There's a whole new blog entry in this page, starting with the giant caption "Chris Bores: The REAL LIFE PETER VENKMAN!"

      Someone who's memorized Ghostbusters crack an apt joke.

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    2. "You don't act like a scientist. You're more like a gameshow host."

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  6. >he's been kvetching about IG for literally 11 YEARS

    this is really pathetic bro
    bores lives rent free in your head

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  7. If it's so pathetic, why do you bother commenting here?

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    1. Whether it's a garden-variety indigent or The Boring, no mind should be payed to begin with (imo). Not worth an iota.

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  8. The Lolcow that keeps giving. Has Kiwifarms (or some related community) ever picked up on Chris' shenanigans?

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    1. They have a thread on him at Kiwi, but since he really doesn't sperg out (at least to the level they care about) like others they post about, his thread is dead. They've referenced this blog a few times but Chris isn't as fun for'em

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  9. How many Content ID Claims do you think Chris got on a daily basis when he was doing Irate Gamer?

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    1. If it weren't for the fact that Bor-ess is such a nobody, he could have been in some deep shit with the copyrighted material on his DVD.

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  10. Wow there is some pretty ripe stuff on Bores’ new ghost behaviorist website. The usual Boresian grammar errors: HardCare Pawn, the link to his YouTube ghost videos is “video’s”, he starts off in the first person (“I am a ghost behaviorist”) then switches to third person (“Chris Bores is the first ever ghost behaviorist...”). He says he has hunted rare facilities such as an airport and government buildings, yea those two type of facilities are so rare. He says his book is best-selling. And here is where it gets really wacky: the house cleansing section. Here are a few “signs that your home could be haunted”: feeling depressed or anxious for no reason, house has weird vibe to it, constant family arguing for no reason, and pets scratching/barking/meowing in the corner for no reason. And I saved the best for last: Want Bores to cleanse your house of spirits? It’s your lucky day, Bores is running a limited time special: 50% off the regular price of $100 for a house cleansings! 50 bucks! What a deal! Hahahaha. I wonder if that is considered an “essential service” during the pandemic. Oh I lied, one last thing, one of the instances of the text “chris bores” (in the section on his book) is a link to chrisbores.com, which is from his return retro gaming as Chris Neo

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    1. In the part where he advertises his ghost cleaning service he also says that other people will do it for free but if you want it done right he will do it right and you get what you pay for LOL OL

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    2. I wonder of a whorehouse would hire him to clean cum stains off their sheets

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  11. So he still views the blog? Or probably even has an informant in this blog! Meh that's just a conspiracy theory. Plus it doesn't take much time to make a blog entry.

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  12. Off-topic, but does anyone here already know about the DEEP shit that DSP is in right now? Oh brother, this story is sad and entertaining at the same time. Honestly, watching DSP's current financial situation is like watching a Greek tragedy.

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    1. If I remember correctly, he's in debt to the IRS because he failed to pay his taxes when he moved to Seattle. He also owes money to his condo in Connecticut.

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  13. @PrinceMario, yeah he's 500k in debt, has maxed out 13 credit cards, is trying to get a Chapter 11 bankruptcy request approved (which he likely won't), has lied to the government about his assets, will likely lose his home and belongings, and is now at risk of being charged with bankruptcy fraud. A YouTuber named Mannix goes into plenty of detail about it.

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  14. New ghost behaviorist vid dropped

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    1. So he has the raw footage for the new irate Gamer just sitting there waiting to be edited and in the meantime pops out these two ghost videos that have editing in them. Priorities. Also I wonder if his Ghostbusters review is going to try to tie The irate Gamer into his ghost hunting or ghost doctor or whatever the fuck he calls himself ? Maybe he'll spiel for his $50 house cleansing say at the end of the video

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  16. Watching one of his "Ghost Doctor" videos and he's talking about how people create negativity and that's it's bad as it creates bad spirits or something. By his scintillating responses it seems he's contributing towards something he's against.

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  17. "...at the expensive of common sense?"
    He still can't spell and he thinks he's educated.

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