Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Toys, Pixar, and Cameras for the Paranoid. Consistent!

I skipped last week as I felt there wasn’t enough content.

July 7th was a toy review. That’s already a strike against it.
Bores is looking at the Minions Mega Bloks. Once again, the little yellow guys from Despicable Me. Didn’t even start the video and already I don’t care.
By the way, Mega Bloks. Really? The cheap-ass Lego? Someone in the comments even called that out, and Chris replied “because they rock!” … No they don’t. They never did. Nobody likes Mega Bloks. You were “paid” to review this weren’t you? Either that or his shit taste continues to take over.

*tries to watch* Not enough energy to care.

Friday! July 10th. It’s a movie review. Well since Tuesday was a video about Minions toys, I’m guessing today is about the movie.
NOPE! Not even the other two big movies that came out, Self/less or The Gallows (not that I can see him reviewing those).
Instead it’s a review of Inside Out. … We can add this to the “list of reasons not to take Chris Bores seriously”. Who the fuck is a month late for a movie review? Movie reviews normally have to come out within the week. It’s not a game that can take hours on end to finish or 100%, it’s a movie you spend on average 90-150 minutes to get through, it’s not a major time sink. It’s not like he’s doing an in-depth RedLetterMedia or Nostalgia Critic review of it either, it’s likely going to be 2 minutes of jump cuts and stupid jokes.

Last time he looked at a bad movie, let’s see how he handles a good movie on “Irate Cinema”, fuck that is still the worst name.
I might bring up spoilers for Inside Out, if you haven’t seen it yet then skip this post until you do. It’s a pretty damn good movie.

Video opens, says he’s going to review Inside Out. Then a Wacky Filter shot of him spinning. WHAT WAS THAT?! WHY?!
And now the payoff doesn’t make sense either. He says the stars are the emotions in your head, and Wacky Filter falls over dizzy. How? What? Huh?!
Then he lists off the main five characters, and when he does he puts a different colored filter over himself.  Then Wacky Filter asks who “those guys” were.
Wacky Filter says it’s like psychology, but then the others bring up philosophy and mythology for some reason. Can you actually talk about the movie?!

He says the premise follows a teenage girl. WRONG! Riley is 11, Joy says this in the beginning. Then at the end, she turns 12. Not a teenager at any point. And no he doesn’t mention Riley by name. Did you pay attention at all Chris?
Then she moves from Minnesota to San Francisco. At least that’s what he originally says because he poorly dubs over himself saying “a small city” instead of Minnesota. His lips are clearly saying Minnesota. Why dub this over? It’s not wrong.
More Wacky Filter shit. So much Wacky Filter shit. Why? What is the point of this? It’s just painful to watch. Even the comments hate it (before he deleted a lot of them)
He says the movie’s good and inventive… but doesn’t really elaborate. You know, for someone that supposedly went to school for video editing, one would think he would know how to elaborate on what makes a movie good or not. Then again, his own “movie” was a disastrous plot hole ridden mess so I doubt he really knows what makes a movie work.
He lists off the five’s cast, and how Poehler, Smith, Kaling and Hader had roles on NBC shows, and that Lewis Black was on the Big Bang Theory. Really? That’s the show you connect him to? Not The Daily Show? Not his standup routines? The shit taste just keeps on flowing.
Though I’m guessing he chose that so he could do a bit where he says BBT is on NBC, but then the Wacky Filters interrupt and say that it’s actually on CBS. You shouldn’t talk about confusing networks Mr. “Penn & Teller’s Bullshit is on HBO”
Then he does another annoying “spoiler alert” siren and says everyone dies in the end. But then says he was joking… or was he? They don’t, it’s a Pixar movie you fuckhead. You’re not funny and nobody likes you!
Also, he ends the video saying “Game On”. This was a movie review, why say that? How stupid are you?

This… was not a review. This was less than a review. This was a bunch of nonsense crap. You can just feel the desperation as he tries to get the same audience as the more popular Let’s Players or movie reviewers. But it really doesn’t work. Especially since Bores barely said anything about the movie, just that it was good. He didn’t bring up any dislikes, any interesting quirks about it, things he felt did right or wrong. Basic things that make up a review. It’s like he just wants to do random shit with no rhyme or reason to it. Like… JonTron? Is he trying to be JonTron? Because he actually has a method to his madness, it isn’t pure randomness like some people think. It’s all about timing and structure. You can’t just randomly jump cut to your Wacky Filters and expect that to be the joke. Also, JonTron actually reviews the games (and sometimes movies)!
I noticed that he seems under the impression everyone watching has seen the movie. He brings up Bing Bong but doesn’t say who or what he is (for the record, he’s Riley’s forgotten imaginary friend). That is poor form, he’s not really a spoiler character so you can bring up who he is. How he helps Joy & Sadness through Riley’s mind and get them back to the control center. But no, you just mention him to bring up his song and have your Wacky Filters sing it.

Reading the description, he uses the word “wacky” to describe the video. … Oh god, he actually is going for that. This is why you fail Chris.

New week. Starting not on Tuesday, but Wednesday. No explanation for why he skipped a day. Maybe it was to polish the video? PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
So, it’s about Iwata right? Nope! I don’t think Bores even knows who Iwata was.
It’s a “tech review”. He’s doing these now? Maybe that video about the LED lights was supposed to be the “first”.

Anyway he looks at the “Color Video Door Phone” from 1byone. It’s a camera you put outside your door and inside so you can see who’s knocking. It’s a security system, usually bought by really paranoid people.
He briefly goes over it.
“… volume and contrast and all that gobbledygook” Chris, if you have to use the word “gobbledygook” to describe basic camera terms, it shows what a poor reviewer you are. You are not the right person to be looking over this.
Then it’s stupid sketch time!
He “magically zaps” the camera away, with an “alakazam”. Are you 9? You’re acting like you’re 9. Considering the sketch involves having the camera “spy” on his Minions Mega Bloks and his amiibo, this really does feel like a nine year old made it.
During the latter part, he “voices” the amiibo but he’s just using his normal voice. The camera shows Wario, Marth and Ike. Who is he supposed to be?

“You can open the door from your location” Why don’t you show that? In fact, why don’t you install on it on your door? Get someone to test it out with you. What is even the point of this video? It doesn’t help anyone that could possibly be interested in purchasing something like this. You don’t actually show it in action. You say it can talk to the person outside, but you don’t show that. This is worthless! Show don’t tell!

SketchieGambit in the comments brings up an excellent point. What demographic is this for? From what I can tell, the few people that do watch his videos (besides his critics) are kids that like Skylanders or amiibo, kids that want to hear about retro games, and people that hate the AVGN. Nobody on his channel wants to hear about security systems, and there’s likely way better channels out there that go into more detail. People that would actually demonstrate how it works when installed to a door.
Was this a paid review? If it was, 1byone really needed to do their research. Again, Chris doesn’t say in the description if this was a paid endorsement or not. If this is what Chris personally chose to look at, then it’s clear he’s running out of ideas, and has no idea what to do. He’s lost, he can’t figure out the path to go down.

Here’s SketchieGambit’s comments in case they get removed (and likely will since they’re constructive criticism and that’s a big no no to Chris and his mommy personality).


You can do 2-3 videos a week and make things entertaining. Doing random subjects isn’t going to win people over. You need to get out of your bubble and listen to others. You probably won’t listen to me at this point since I destroyed a big chunk of your audience, but there are people that want to help. But you won’t let them in.

My gut is telling me there will be a big video on Friday, I don’t know for sure but I’ll post this just in case.

EDIT: I just learned the reason Chris "reviewed" the security system. Guru Larry told me that there's a group of Chinese spammers that go around begging for a review, and anyone that agrees gets the product in return. No payments. Apparently this happens all the time so I expect Bores to be reviewing a lot more of these off-brand products (and it's not just tech, Larry got offers to review a "weight loss herbal tea"). He did this because he clearly has no content. It was obvious before but now that we have an explanation, it makes way too much sense. Chris made a mistake promising 2-3 videos a week.

132 comments:

  1. If anyone is interested, I have proof that Bores not only reads the blog, but also the comments.

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    1. If he reads the blog then he'd use it to make his videos slightly better.

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    2. Well, I know for sure he at least reads the comments.

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    3. Nah... he'd mess with us. Remember how months ago, we theorized that one day he'd anger us by making a Mega Man review... and he actually did one?

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    4. he definitely reads the comments like he definitely still watches AVGN

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    5. And you were the one to help me prove that.

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    6. You'd think he'd actually take the valid criticisms and make his show better...but I guess he's too egotistical for that.

      Hey Chris, I know you're reading this.

      Step it buddy, and stop finding fake faults in good games.

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    7. So, there was this guy talking about LadyBuggin in the comments, and I told him that "she" and Bores are actually one and the same and showed him this image:

      http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/85/92/71679285/photos/undefined/IGBuggin.png

      LadyBuggin then came in and started talking to him and telling him more shit about how I'm crazy and how the blog is full of assholes and blah blah blah...but then, she said this (bottom comment):

      http://imgur.com/LLK6VoV

      Now, I don't know about you all, but either Buggin is talking shit, or "she" reads the comments on the blog and saw that one time I got carried away about the Bores having multiple personalities joke. My thanks to Mickey Brennan for sending me screenshots of the conversation.

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    8. I know LadyBuggin777 reads this blog and she made a comment saying report the screenshot to batdan. Batdan if you are reading this here's a suggestion to all LadyBuggin comments. I like to report her comments as spam. Just do that and her account can get terminated.

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    9. Yeah, so LadyBuggin777 insults someone, they respond, and then IrateGamer follows up on LadyBuggin777's comment...

      "Hummm I must of hit a nerve, so much so, I made you cuss! ha~"

      Wouldn't Chris's response be "My mom must of hit a nerve, so much so, she made you cuss?"

      This Norman Bores act isn't going to work if you can't even keep track of who you're pretending to be at what time.

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  2. Yep, it's offical. He's only making more videos in an attempt to drive us away. Why else would he sell out so often?

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  3. So here's something I've been curious about Chris but is he actually passionate about anything? I know people will say he cares more about toys and ghost but does he really? As far as toys go it really seems like he doesn't give two shits about them, his recent video of favorite 80's toys kinda proves this seeing as he doesn't even spend 10mins on the subject, in contrast I could spend 20-30mins saying why Donkey Kong Country 2 is one of if not my favorite game of all time and easily the best Rare Donkey Kong game with 3 being a close 2nd. I know games is a different subject but I've see other people spend more time on things with less substance. I guess he's really into ghost but based on what I've heard(as I said before I haven't watched any of his videos since Silver Surfer) it really comes across as him trying to one up other ghost hunters and experts. Again it really seems like Chris doesn't like anything so he comes across as someone trying to act cool getting into things everyone else likes.

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    1. I think there are for sure two things Chris is passionate about...attention and money.

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    2. "Crazy Tech Review Goes Wrong." ...How?

      The amiibos are disappointed to find they're dealing with Bores. How can they see him, and who did they expect to answer when they rang Bores' doorbell?

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    3. It "goes wrong" because he badly imposed a bunch of gaming characters on his monitor thing to make him look like a real *ahem*"gamer"

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  4. Yeah, I didn't even get a minute into that Inside Out review before immediately going to watch some clips of the movie. It's my favorite one of the summer and the year so far; and Chris made every single mistake he could covering it. He was about as qualified to cover that movie with the tact and dignity it deserves James Wong was to make a Dragon Ball movie. Just as Wong whitewashed the picture; Boring Man had me imagining Lewis Black's Anger within moments. I'm at least glad he didn't make a video on Iwata; it would have turned out like that monetized "tribute" to Leonard Nimoy if he even knew who he was. Friday could be a new IG or Artistic License History of Video Games, but it'll probably be another masturbatory 80s or Skylanders video. Well, see you then Dan. I'm going to work on training a Pichu I bred in Iwata's memory that I named after him in X; then watch the 2000 movie yet again. I understand; my friend.

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    1. In just a few days time, he's evolved into a Pikachu and I'm fully bonded with him.

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    1. Stuart Ashen sums it up rather well in this review of the World of Warcraft ones:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CElBDLW6kY

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    2. Basically, they're the poor man's Lego.

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  6. I was reading the comments on the newest video, and LadyBuggin777 started accusing this random person of being with the IG Sucks blog because they brought up Iwata and "she" noticed that BatDan made a special post about his death. I- I don't even know what to say to this.

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    1. Well on the plus side this probebly means Chris won't do any insulting video about Iwata. However this really shows that Chris just doesn't care, also he went to E3 for what 5 years and he really doesn't know who Iwata is.

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  7. My comment got deleted. All I pointed out was how the camera will quickly fall into obsolescence since an ipad could potentially do the same thing.

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    1. Wow, what an asshole. That guy seriously needs help.

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    2. Are you surprised? Boring Man can't stand constructive criticism.

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  8. Geez, he's an ever bigger sellout than ReviewTechUSA.

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    1. Well give Rich some credit, at least he's not desperate enough to cover everything and not just focus on what people actually watch him for.

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  9. It took about a decade for the haters/trolls to bring down Uwe Boll, and he's finally calling it quits and leaving film making, hopefully for good. (http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/06/worlds-worst-director-uwe-boll-finally-quits-the-business/)

    I can only see the same happening to Bores, if not now, then eventually. The time will come when Bores will finally give up. He'll have had enough shit from the people criticizing him, whether rightfully or not, and post a sendoff video saying FUCK OFF to everyone, before vanishing off the face of the Internet.

    Gosh, what a day that will be.

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  10. Should probably point this out in case it hasn't been already, but Guru Larry isn't friends with Chris Bores anymore on Facebook. I remember well they used to be.

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    1. Makes me wonder whether Larry unfriended him because he had enough of Bores' douchery, or if Bores unfriended him because he found his criticisms annoying or saw him as a 'traitor' of some sort.

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    2. If I remember correctly, Guru Larry has posted on this blog a few times. Usually to point out how unusually harsh Bores can be. And rightfully so. A little falling out would be inevitable.

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    3. Huh, that makes the second time in two months that Larry's been unfriended by someone on social media for what are presumably petty reasons on the other party's side.

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    4. @James: so who else has Larry fallen out with recently?

      It would be nice if Larry would be kind to offer us his account on the apparent unfriending with Chris. Wonder if his opinion on him has changed in any way since that posting he did in 2012.

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    5. @A-list: Bores' supposed harshness again makes me wonder about his past. Bullying aside like I've brought up before, I can't help feel that maybe Bores was simply neglected and ignored as a child. Probably the ONLY person to give him attention was LadyBuggin, who I've stated, is insanely protective of him.

      Now whether LB is in fact Bores in disguise or not, I still keep the benefit of doubt on that.

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    6. Guru Larry has just confirmed that he did not unfriend Bores.

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    7. Proof please? Can't make up claims until there's concrete evidence.

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    8. Ah yes, sorry. Here's this screenshot of the thread I found this out in on a video of Mike J's.:

      http://imgur.com/S3q9scF

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    9. @Notorious Phantom: Larry mentioned earlier this month that he's been blocked by Kyle Kallgren on social media, even though he never said anything to offend Kyle.

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    10. @ James: Oancitizen, seriously? He's a funny guy. Don't follow him personally, but it's hard to believe he'd be such a jerk off-screen.

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    11. @Hunter: Okay, so I'm sure now that Bores unfriended Larry. What an arse.

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    12. @Notorious Phantom - you can ask Larry yourself. Kyle apparently cut off contact with Brad Jones and the rest of Team Snob as well for petty reasons.

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    13. Could someone please post a link or screenshot showing Larry saying Kyle cut ties with him and Brad?

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    14. I second John's comment. Although going onto Facebook myself, I noticed Brad and Larry aren't friends with Kyle anymore, which is a little suspect.

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    15. Here's what I know so far

      http://johnpannozzi.blogspot.com/2015/07/has-kyle-kallgren-cut-ties-with-brad.html

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  11. So Bores only decided to talk about the product to get it for free? I don't know who's more pathetic, the Chinese spammers or him. Well, since what he made doesn't even qualify as a review, I guess he technically stole the camera then.

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  12. I feel like the

    SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

    could actually become an ironic meme, if enough people watch this to bother.

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  13. I'm glad Bores didn't make a video about Iwata's passing, because we all know it would have been as disrespectful as his previous "memorial" to Leonard Nimoy.

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    1. And this is what I'm worried about-- he could make a "tribute" video to Iwata just to mess with us like he did the Mega Man review...

      I have a hunch he reads this blog a lot.

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    2. I already proved that he reads the comments, so he would have to read the actual blog posts too.

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    3. Exactly; but that would require for him to know who Iwata was and acknowledge what he did; which I don't think he's capable of doing. I still stand by my retort to brushing off Justin Carmical's suicide to his claim "there's not that many of us left." No, Chris. There's not that many of YOU left.

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  14. Bonus video just came up. Bores brags about how this Vidfall group gave him a Dark Pit Amiibo from Japan in exchange for him promoting their site. Basically, what Vidfall does is that the more people view their site and bring in ad revenue, the lower the price on an item (say an amiibo) becomes. However, the first person to Click "buy now" gets the item with the entire discount of ad revenue generated by everyone watching the item (Bores leaves out details like the ad revenue). The money goes to charity. I know the organization was made just this year, but their twitter only has 1,327 followers, so they must be desperate if they're going to Bores. Oh, and Bores tells everyone to watch his Kid Icarus review at the end of the video. I'm not joking.

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  15. Why does Chris do that style of reviewing? Did he see College Humor's "Every YouTube Video Ever" video and say "Hey, if this what Youtubers do I guess I can do it too!"?

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  16. Huh, I guess that Vidfall video (which he technically posted on Thursday) was his big Friday video.

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    1. Not Skylanders, but still every bit as insufferable for anyone in the Amiibo hunting market. My plan is still to seek out the "big 4" (Mario, Link, Samus, and Pikachu); then hunt for the rarities (least Sonic is getting more common; but I may consider importing Lucario from Japan or Europe since they're apparently not region-locked). Also, that Dark Pit has nothing on bragging rights compared to something like, say, a DX Zyudenryu (depending when or if the DX Kyoryujin comes stateside; I'm after Ankydon and Bunpachy. Parasgun and Zakutor pretty much go with the territory).

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  17. So, anyone going to watch Pixels? It looks terrible to me, but I want to see if anyone begs to differ.

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    1. Eh, I'll wait for the DVD.

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    2. To Hell with that. I'm in the middle of moving; but even then; my plan is to watch Wreck-It Ralph again, then buy a ticket to Ant-Man.

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    3. I was right, it sucks. The film currently has 14% on Rotten Tomatoes and there is a scene of Q*Bert peeing himself. Yes, you heard that right. It actually happens.

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    4. Yep, definitely staying home; watching Wreck-It Ralph again; then going to see Ant-Man when I'm done moving (first time I've been online in a few days because of that).

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  18. It's Saturday and there's no video

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  19. Well, it's officially Sunday here in the Midwest, so I guess we can safely assume that this was his Friday video (even though, as I have stated before, it was posted late on Thursday). Oh well, it was an amiibo video (albeit what can basically be called a paid promotion for an organization), so at least it won't take up much room if you try to include it in the post for next week, BatDan.

    Also, either LadyBuggin777 is real, or Chris really does have a split personality (one that is much more serious than the ones found in his Inside Out video, which I will call a video and not a review since it was not a real review):

    http://imgur.com/ijN1tRz

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    1. HAHA I am deathcrustpunk, funny seeing me in one of these image captures!

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  20. I can bring up some other notable stuff involving the Inside Out cast (sans Lewis Black since you already brought up his other stuff) that Boring Man failed to mention:

    Amy Poehler co-creating and starring on Nickelodeon's The Mighty B! as Bessie Higgenbottom, as well as guest-starring on her brother Greg's show Welcome to Sweden (a co-production of NBC and Sweden's TV4) a few times.

    Phyllis Smith being a cheerleader and dancer for the Arizona Cardinals NFL team when they were in St. Louis back in the 1970s and 1980s. (Yes, there was a St. Louis Cardinals football team just like there is with baseball.)

    Bill Hader playing Flint Lockwood in the movie adaptation of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    Mindy Kaling being the creator and star of Fox's The Mindy Project (now on Hulu)

    At least I did more research than Boring Man claims. :D And yes, I still think his IO review sucked big time. What was the point of all the "Wackiness" to begin with? It's just as irritating as his Splatoon review...

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  21. I just thought of something i found channel react has diffent people react https://m.youtube.com/user/React they have viewers make suggestions i wasw going to do avgtn since hes popular but why dont we suggst.Teens react to irate gamer .Or we can suggest youtube stars react to to see what his peers think

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    1. If Bores could see that no one above 12 thinks his videos are funny/good, then that may just get him to finally stop making shitty videos. What do we have to lose bu suggesting him?

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    2. I think he's just trying to "secretly" scare us away. He knows about us and knows that his underaged fans are his only ones, so he tries to take what they like best and expand them to levels only people with brains (aka us) would be offended by. 7.8 billion people.

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    3. So i sent messsage sugesting react do it anyone else want to suggest him to try t6o have react do vid on him

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  22. Anyone heard about Sonic Boom ending soon?

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    1. Eh, I honestly can't say I was surprised by this ending so soon. On a side note, Sega/the devs of Sonic Boom just look really pathetic saying that the Wii U was what ruined Rise of Lyric, or something like that.

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    2. That wasn't Sega who said that. They hate Boom and are the ones killing it. I bet the new game is either a test or them being nice.

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    3. Do you mean the show? Because that's fantastic news. I want Boom erased from existence.

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    4. I agree. Boom is a disgrace to everything Sonic related, and thankfully, Sega themselves have realized this. The next game better make up for this abomination.

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    5. You know, it would be pretty funny if Sega said that it decided to finally make a game that Sonic fans have wanted for so many years, and then it contains a bunch of bullshit fanficion garbage. Shadow would be pregnant with Sonic's child, Amy and Cream would be making out in bed, people could create their own Sonic animal character, and Chris Chan and Sonichu would make special guest appearances. Like I said, what Sonic fans actually want to see happen. ;)

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    6. If Sega wasn't the one who said that it was the Wii U's fault, then who did? Because I really think that blaming the system for your game's failure is a terrible excuse!
      >.<#

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    7. Sega didn't make RoL. Granted, they could've done a better job monitoring it and could've improved it, but they had little to no involvement in it's development aside from doing the things needed for third parties to use Sonic.

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    8. I think I did hear something though that the actual developers blamed the Wii U itself.

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    9. I see why they're ex-naughty dog...

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    10. I heard that Big Red Button went down soon afterwards, but to blame the Wii U for their incompetence is just so damn sore!
      >.<#

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    11. Yeah, too bad about that. With Archie ending the comic and Cartoon Network's antipathy towards action shows; I can honestly say I saw this coming. There are quite a few videos about what actually happened; and the Wii U is not the main problem by a long shot. It may not have been my favorite Sonic show (that honor goes to SatAM for its dark tone and more diverse characterization; though I like the camp of AoSTH and the subs of Sonic X); but it was decent for my money. Better than Underground, at least. I tried to remain optimistic about Shattered Crystal; but the gameplay was way too floaty for my tastes. Here's to a hopefully better game along the lines of Colors or Generations for the 25th anniversary of the Blue Blur next year.

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  23. @Daniel: Actually, he's referring to the Archie comic book, which is ending after only eleven issues. It's a shame, since the comic was extremely funny. The writer, Ian Flynn, said that sales were good for an Archie comic, so I don't know why it's getting canceled.

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    1. I haven't read any of the comics yet, but I'm sure it's the best iteration of Boom out there. Even so, I really wish Boom would just die already. It's painful for me as a long time fan of the series to watch what it's doing to Sonic.

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    2. I haven't read any of the comics yet, but I'm sure it's the best iteration of Boom out there. Even so, I really wish Boom would just die already. It's painful for me as a long time fan of the series to watch what it's doing to Sonic.

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    3. Actually, I was referring to Boom as a whole. Read this: http://realshow.deviantart.com/art/Fact-547116765

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    4. So, it turns out you had zero hard evidence for your comment, other than the cancellation of the comic book. There's no evidence that the show is ending; Cartoon Network never said anything about it and the show is coming out of a hiatus.

      Granted, this is what I would expect from someone who uses hundreds of Deviantart submissions to say how he doesn't like a show (most people would use just one submission for that), and who treats fans of the show as sub-normal morons.

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    5. I did. What makes you say I didn't?

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    6. The fact I only mentioned the comics once, provided plenty of evidence, the fact you just directly insulted THIS BLOG by saying we can only complain about something once and the fact you thought it was necessary to insult the hours of hard work I had making the "hundreds of pointless hate". I haven't even made fifty of them.

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    7. All the evidence you gave is circumstantial, yet you said, "Sonic Boom is ending soon" as if it were outright stated by the creators. Also, since you've seen no problem with insulting the countless man-hours put into making the Sonic Boom titles, I would say that insulting someone's work is perfectly acceptable.

      And "hundreds" was a deliberate exaggeration, since I did not want to count them.

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  24. Blip will be shut down next month

    http://variety.com/2015/digital/news/maker-studios-is-shutting-down-blip-next-month-1201544219/

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    1. Here's a site you can use to download any Blip videos you want to preserve:

      keepvid.com

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  25. Hey everyone, guess what. ReviewTechUSA is actually reviewing tech:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJu2vV7cwxg

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  26. I'm still baffled as to how the Irate Gamer Show is anything like Penn & Teller BS. The only thing I can think of where he TRIES to imitate that show is the whole SMB2/Doki Doki Panic "scandal", although done poorly, I guess I can see how that's like the BS show.

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  27. He just posted yet ANOTHER toy review, at least it's actual Lego this time.

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    1. You know, I think that Chris being mildly annoying is actually somewhat more annoying than him acting highly annoying like in his other "crazy reviews." How is that even possible?

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    2. Also, does he even play Minecraft? I will say this about the video though. At least it wasn't Mega Blocks.

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    3. "Nice Titanic reference bro. I totally got how it was funny because that's a movie that exists."

      HAHAHA

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    4. Wait, was that your comment I saw on that video?

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    5. No, that was someone elses. I just thought it was funny.

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  28. BTW, has anyone seen the NC's review of Osmosis Jones yet? He did the emotions from Inside Out WAY better than Boring Man.

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    1. Saw it. And yes, he did a better job with the emotions than Boring Man could.

      And I forgot about Osmosis Jones for a long time.

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    2. I would have been more surprised if you remembered it.

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    3. >Osmosis Jones
      Sorry but I've gotten a huge distrust for movies featuring the innards of something's body after being cursed eternally by Rayman Origins.

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  29. You know what's also very strange? Linda/LadyBuggin777 never posts on Chris's Facebook.

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    1. Are they even friends on FB? I don't really have the patience to look through the 2000+ people on his friends list.

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  30. Let's talk about Pixels. It has a 12% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but Bores will probably just say he likes it anyway because video games.

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    1. Who's gonna bet they'll make a sequel? Pretty much every disgraceful cash-grab these days gets one so why not this?

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    2. I'll expect a "crazy review" either as today's video or next week's.

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  31. I'm a little unsure about seeing Ant-Man. Should I see it? On the one hand, I heard the reviews were decent, but on the other, it feels like a generic Marvel movie.

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    1. I saw it last Saturday and it was great. I love the humor, the action scenes and the character development of both Scott Lang and Hank Pym. The only complain I have is that the main villain is cliche, like every other villain in the MCU (Iron Monger, Ronan the Accuser and Malekith.)

      Personally, I actually enjoy watching it more than Avengers: Age of Ultron. Yes, I just said that.

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    2. I liked the movie partly because it wasn't so packed in like Age of Ultron, and it was fun to watch. It's good to see Michael Douglas in a movie, so I'd recommend it.

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  32. FNAF 4 is out. And we somehow have 2 Fredbears. Oh, and 5 shadows. Yes.

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    1. It's out already? Fuck. That's 4 FNAF games in one year (or almost a year depending on when the first one was actually released). Markiplier already has the first video of FNAF 4 up by the way.

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  33. Hey guys, sorry I haven't been here for a while.

    Anyways, I know I'm late on the party on this. Sadly on July 10th, Kojima Productions has officially dissolved. One of the most profilic video game companies has finally disbanded and it really breaks my heart.

    I hope you're happy, Konami. Please go to hell.

    Also, the latest Adam Sandler film Pixels is currently 18% Rotten on Rotten Tomatoes. Gee, another Adam Sandler having such a low rating? Why am I not surprised?

    Who thinks Bores will be the only reviewer on Youtube to actually give Pixels a positive review while every other movie reviewer on Youtube are talking how shitty the movie is?

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    1. At least Chris's "Game on!" sign off would be an appropriate sign off for the Pixels review, unlike the Inside Out review.

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    2. Exactly when and why was it that he started saying that at the end of his videos? If he thinks he can still force the catchphrase after all these years, he can't because:

      1) It's boring and not original
      2) Whenever he says it, a puppy dies of cancer

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    1. He really is reading this blog for ideas....

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    2. He also looks at DK Jr, DK 3, and DK Jr Math

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    3. To be fair, those last two are legit bad games.

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    4. Donkey Kong was in six episodes of Captain N.

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    5. All he needs to complete the saga is Castlevania and Metroid. Unless he likes the minor villains too...Godamnit.

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    6. :35. Wow. I knew Mario was originally called "Jumpman," but now thanks to this video I know WHY.

      Also, :45. "Donkey Kong's Classic" instead of Donkey Kong Classics.

      Also, those aren't alligators and never were.

      Also: 4:19. "Numbering system confusion." It's the same green background as James' "Chronologically confused." Is this conscious mimicry, his idea of parody or homage, or does he just unconsciously assume green is the color of slightly inconsistent product naming? Also, there were six Donkey Kong Game & Watch products, including a DK Jr. adaptation AND Roman numeral II.

      Also, 5:08. "Donkey Kong Math."

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    7. I have the video paused at the beginning right now. Wow, covering 4 games in a little over 6 minutes. I expect him to bitch about the missing level in NES DK, complain about DK3 not having Mario and being different than the other 2, make a joke about spraying pesticide up DK's ass in 3, and not wanting to do math in a game in regards to DKJ Math. Well time to microwave some White Castles and watch me some Bores play Donkey Kong(s).

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    8. Gotta love his description too: "To put us in the spirit of Pixels the Movie, This review covers Donkey Kong 1-3 plus a few others! Don't miss this triple hitter!" Covers more than 3 games, and he uses that triple hitter reference, I am guessing he isn't very good at DKJ Math.

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    9. Also, it's spelled "triple-header".

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    10. Yeah, Triple means exactly three. More than three is not triple. Then again, this is the same person that thinks that the Lost Levels was the perfect predecessor to SMB1.

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