I know it's been a while since I've done a post. Here's some things that have been happening.
Bores posted more of the History of Video Games documentary from his ... DVD. I didn't bother to cover it as I know most of it is bullshit, especially the "nice e-mails" with Ralph Baer. I know Baer hated the video Bores, quit lying.
He also started another contest for the DVD. You'd think people would realize these videos are a scam when one person has won twice. Ignorance is bliss...
Speaking of lying, here's some stuff from my Facebook informant.
A fan asked if he'll ever post Sonic Generations to YouTube. He responded "no, someone else put that together while I was at E3". Okay, who? Who put it together? The credits say you did all the work. As you can guess, it's a big fat lie. He's too much of a coward to admit his mistake, and places the blame on some person he made up while claiming he had an alibi. An alibi that FAILS because the Sonic Generations video was posted to GotGame on May 30th, and E3 2012 happened June 5th-7th. Unless he flew out long before that, I'm once again calling bullshit.
Chris, admit your mistakes. Don't give us bullshit excuses like "someone else made it" or "my early videos were parodies". If you keep piling the lies, nobody will believe the truth.
Another fan asked about the possibility of a livestream. He responded "maybe one day". Translation: Never. A livestream would require more work than he's willing to put in. It would also be a haven of trolls and haters, no amount of moderation would stop it.
A while back, a fan asked about the Chris & Scottie Road Trip. He responded (and I'm paraphrasing) "It was a special not a series". REALLY?! Is that why you made an entire website it? Is that why the description said to expect new episodes every couple of months? Again, enough with the lying. Just tell us why there was never more episodes.
It's a bottomless pit of stupidity at this point. The light is covered in ignorance, and there's no such thing as shame.
And people are saying IG is getting better? Are you crazy? Did you see that New Super Mario Bros. 2 video? What about that is better than what he used to do? Nothing! It's still lazy, it's still not funny (especially when the jokes are telegraphed from miles away) and it's still stupid. *sighs*
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I'd like to know: Is this "someone" part of his "crew"?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, why are his fans okay about him mentioning things, events and people that DO NOT EXIST?
There are even a few people who are upset that he doesn't elaborate more on the "conversation" with Baer, only to shrug it off. The hell is going on?!
Looking at Socialblade, it seems his little respect scheme was short-lived.
Some of his fans even demand that he should start to block the whole comment section again, because most comments are calling him out on his bullshit (Baer, Silver/Golden age,...) Oo
I'm just glad some of his fans are starting to see through Bores' bullcrap. One day coming, enough of them will say "screw this" and stop supporting him. At this point, it's not really a matter of "if" as much as it is "when".
DeleteAnd what a glorious day that will be~
@skyrunner14:
DeleteThis actually started as early as his Skylanders obsession (maybe even earlier). Several fans were wondering when he'll continue his normal reviews. Now they're wondering where the next HoVG episode is.
Soon it'll be time to speculate whether the wait for HoVG Ep. 6 (currently at 11 months) will prove longer than the 14-month wait for Ep. 5.
DeleteChris & Scottie Road Trip, lame. At the end of one of the bloopers Irate Gamer does a racist Mexican dance. Who the heck is the guy with him anyhow, god help me for stumbling onto this terrible Irate Gamer wiki.
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Irate_Gamer_Wiki
That thing gets still updated Oo ?
Delete"The Irate Gamer has reviewed many of the same games as the AVGN, and the Irate Gamer loudly curses and drinks beer, much like the AVGN. However, it is rumored that the two are friends, mainly because the AVGN tries to become friends with other game reviewers."
Hindsight's a bitch.
I'd love to know how they'll correct that little factoid.
Since when did Bores drink beer?
DeleteExactly o_O
Delete@Doresh
Delete"how they'll correct that little factoid."
The same way they usually do it. Pretend it never existed.
"This is A Irate Gamer Wiki, not an AVGN hates Irate Gamer Wiki. Please don't ruin this Wiki with your dumb remarks. Thank you, and I hope people edit and write this Wiki in the RIGHT way."
DeleteOh wait, they already do pretend that they were never friends. Irate Gamer has always been at war with AVGN just as his war with eastasia, which I should point out is still ongoing.
Now I appreciate that they want to show that they like him, they fall into the pretentious and outright insulting category. They also have to deal with vandalism with one hilarious case being that someone added "*Shares some traits and characteristics with another autistic manchild - [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris-Chan]"
My favorite has to be the link to the official website
"[http://irategamersucks.blogspot.com/ Officiall website]"
and the guy who corrected they still didn't spell official correctly!
I wonder if they'll ever be a day when Irate stops his infamous shit, gets his act together and people can actually go back to enjoying his self-parody antics.
Bahaha! That was me who asked about the live stream. I figured it was worth a shot. I still think it would be pretty neat :P
ReplyDeletetrust me, I frequent a livestream that gets around 200 viewers during downtime, I don't think Bores could be bothered to put all the effort needed into moderating a livestream and actually being an entertaining streamer at the same time (ie viewer/streamer interaction, actually being funny, not being a total ass and causing drama)
DeleteSoooo...what was the point of this entire article? Seems like you're really digging deep for ANYTHING to complain about when you have to resort to criticizing some comments Bores posted. Like god damn, stop complaining about the bloody man already! He's no longer relevant or worth the time anymore.
ReplyDelete"what was the point of this entire article"
DeleteAn update on bore's commentary on his work and official statements bore's made on whats to come. You'd know this if you bothered to read the article.
"you're really digging deep for ANYTHING"
Digging deep? Those are official statements he made!
"Like god damn, stop complaining..."
Last week you just said you didn't care. Are you going tsundere on us!? I mean you're still following us and still bringing up points that were debunked a year ago. Hell your comment is essentially "You guys are so pointless, and your still being pointless, its not like I love you guys or anything".
Woohoo, a reply!
DeleteAlrighty, on to your first point:
''An update on bore's commentary on his work and official statements bore's made ''
Can I ask why? Why does anyone care about what Bores is up to? Why does anyone care about comments that Bores posted? I know I sure as hell don't and I'm pretty sure you guys don't either.
Point #2:
When you have to resort to using comments to make a man look like a jackass, you are digging deep for anything to bash, I bet if you could, you guys would watch Chris' day to day life and when he does the smallest thing wrong, like forgets to wash his hands after using the bathroom, you'd make an article about how Chris is a slob or something.
Final Point:
Was Chris Bores being irrelevant debunked last year too? All I'm trying to say is ''Stop fighting a war thats been finished already!''
"Woohoo, a reply!"
DeleteStop being an attention whore
Because of that comment I'm answering the questions. Instead just go do the research yourself. The answers to everything were years ago.
Stop being so serious for once in your life(kind of hard though when you associate yourself with a blog like this), I was in a good mood because I got a reply, so I thought I'd brighten this place up with some of my joy(you know because nobodies ever positive around here) if that makes me an attention whore, then fine, I'll be an attention whore, as well as a troll, a hater and any other name you guys can throw at me.
Deleteyou are not a positive person, especially when you go to insult people and act like you're the best person here. A positive person does delude themselves into thinking that they will "brighten this place up with some of my joy". Do not pretend that we are throwing unjust comments at you.
DeleteBoth of you, enough.
DeleteKill Ultra, you've been told before about this. At the risk of me sounding like a hypocrite, stop overreacting to every comment and overanalysing them. This is how arguments start.
Brandon, this article was simply an update because Bores hasn't done much at the moment. As for relevancy? I agree that it's sort of old news talking about IG, but you know what? It's a blog. It's not hurting anyone, and no one is forcing you to read it. I personally read it for a laugh. If you don't like what we do here, there are other places on the internet to visit.
...There, I've said my piece.
J - Dog: Agreed. I'm often told that I'm wasting my time by being civil.
DeleteBut if responding to a troll or someone deemed a troll (And no Brandon, I'm not insisting that you are a troll, just making a point to Kill Ultra) is waste of time, that applies to insulting or trying to out troll them.
And Brandon, I'm going to make a seperate response to you on the bottom of the page on the grounds it could make for some discussion.
Doesn't one of the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shall not lie'?
ReplyDeleteBe careful of what you are doing, Bores...
The Judeo-Christian commandment is "Thou shall not bear false witness". It's more specific that simply lying. It's when you bring false judgment upon your neighbor that you've broken the commandment. It's actually the sin that introduced the first wedge between mankind and God, as Satan (who's name actually means "the accuser") made false accusations against God to make man envious.
DeleteI've heard Bores is a Buddhist. The fourth precept of Buddhism is ""Do not make false statements", so it's actually more strict than the Judeo-Christian commandment.
They're pretty good rules to live by, even if you're not of either (or any) faith.
See, we do more that bash Bores here!
I've never understood why the people who come here to make trouble even come here. I mean, the whole trolling thing (and for the record, I'm not calling anyone a troll here, I'm talking about the act in general)? Kinda useless.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with the whole "this person slightly disagrees with something we like, clearly we need to put a pox on them" mentality? It's really childish. I'm not saying you can't come here.
After all, the Internet is a fairly free place. You can surf the Web anywhere you want. But is it really necessary to come here and say all these silly things? Do people really think acting this way proves your point or changes anything?
All I'm saying is, for everything said on this blog, be it BatDan or some other people, when it comes down to it there really are far more important matters in the world. People are starving, wars are going on, there are things like racial tension and the like...
And here some people are saying terrible things to other people, telling them they're useless, cursing them out, insulting their intelligence... it's an Internet reviewer, people. Good or bad, is it really worth typing out such horrible things? On a blog you don't even need to come to? I mean, is someone forcing you to come here and this is how you cope? By "trolling"?
I know I might be talking to empty air here. I know people are going to continue their insidious ways no matter what I type. But I just wanted to get all of this off my chest. All I want are some honest answers. I say all of this genuinely.
So next time someone decides to leave a comment that could be considered "negative", or "hateful", or "L0L TR0LLING", read your comment aloud to yourself. Look in the mirror. And ask yourself... "Is this really worth my time?"
tl;dr version: Think about where you stand, and just remember: all of this, in the end, is pretty pathetic of us... isn't it?
Thanks for your time.
Well we can pretty much summarize all our daily problems as 'first world problems' but still a good point though.
DeleteSkylander, with all due respect, you appear to assume a whole lot about folks. For example, that they chose to visit this site and post to it every once in awhile doesn't mean that these folks are incapable of recognizing that there are matters of greater importance facing the world than what a semi-retarded internet personality of little noteworthiness is doing. So thanks, but I don't think anyone really needed the lecture.
DeleteI also get the impression that you think that it's your duty to eschew all personal enjoyment until such a time as all the world's problems should be fixed. If so, then you could certainly stand to come to terms with the fact that the world will never be fixed. Not completely anyway. No matter what you do there's always going to be something in need of repair, and so while you're certainly encouraged to do what you can to help as you are wont to do, you don't need to focus ALL of your waking energy on worrying about the world's problems, nor do you need to feel guilty about it should you choose to spend at least some of your time on less fruitful pursuits. You are in fact allowed to pull the stick from out of your bum and cut loose from time to time, and the world will be no worse off for it, I can promise you that. And hell, you may actually begin to enjoy yourself, and damnit if you don't deserve to! You'd certainly be a lot less unbearable, anyway.
I'm not trying to be an asshole, though I'm surely succeeding just the same. It's just that if I'm being honest here, your post reads less like a sincere call to reason than it does a load of self-righteous, holier-than-thou clap-trap, and the world really could do with a lot less of that. I'm sure that you may mean well, or at least that you believe you do. However, since nobody died and made you Space Pope, you may wanna just keep it all to yourself. All of this may objectively be a huge waste of time, but who cares?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. I'm so sorry Antiyonder I accidentally deleted your comment. I was reading through it and accidentally hit "remove". God damn it I wish Blogspot had a warning for that.
ReplyDeleteAgain, I'm really really sorry.
My comment about Irate Lamer being a "nice guy" got deleted, too. Chances are that there's a good reason for my comment being deleted (and if there was, I am sorry), but I was just adding to Kill Ultra's joke about Irate Lamer being a "nice guy". I'd thought I'd throw in a punchline. I never intended any offense, but what can I do? I just couldn't resist.
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DeleteThis what Antiyonder wrote:
ReplyDeleteBrandon and to anyone else who wants to comment: I still have to say that the blog has it's points for the following reasons.
1. He may not be popular nowadays, but Chris does make videos. Now if he were to improve the quality of his videos or make an announcement stating that he is done with the Irate Gamer, then I'd be more inclined to agree on it being irrelevent.
2. On the other hand, if you look past the fact that it focuses on the Irate Gamer's flaws, there's still a purpose beyond critiquing him:
A. When it comes to correcting some of Chris' inaccurate facts, Batdan for all intents and purposes is supplying gamers or anyone in general who reads the blog with little tidbits of information on games/movies/etc.
B. Hey, if any follower of the blog is interested in making their own video series, one could argue that the blog can function as advice on how to and how not to do a video series.
He also wrote this:
DeleteOk, so just don't respond to him. It's not about being nice to him, but more about maintaining some respectability.
Truth is, even if the person you're insulting started it, you still come off looking less than dignified.
BDN: No problem, and APGT, thanks.
DeleteMore on my point is that sometimes the blog might be visited by someone who could care less about it existing, but trying to outdo a troll in being immature only makes you (not anyone specifically) come off looking as bad as the troll.
If IG ever reviews Majora's Mask (God forbid he does), what do you guys think he would say?
ReplyDeleteHe might make remarks about the reused assets from OOT (assuming he notices) and rant about Tingle. Other than that I'd expect an unnecessary time-traveling skit that takes up the bulk of the review and a fairy flying on screen three (or four) times to be smacked away for no reason.
DeleteHe'd probably whine about the time travel mechanic and about the low number of dungeons too.
DeleteI find that a bit unlikely, seeing how he has yet to review anything from the 5th or 6th generation.
DeleteBut I presume it would go something like this:
"Majora's Mask is the perfect predecessor to Ocarina of Time!"
"Where do I go?!" *runs around aimlessly*
"What the hell?!" *his reaction to the end of the last day*
"What the hell?! How am I supposed to beat the whole game in 3 days?!" *Him not realizing that you can go back in time as often as you want*
*Insert a fight scene between Bores and the moon. Because sure, why not.*
"This game is a masterpiece, but compared to the other Zelda games, it's utter shit!"
Not to mention that he would consider it the worst Zelda game as it doesn't have Ganon as the final boss.
DeleteWhich of course doesn't have an impact on the quality, but he probably would make that comment unaware of Ganon not being the final boss or a boss for that matter on say Zelda II, or Link's Awakening (unless you count Ganon's shadow).
"Now, I know a lot of you are going to say that SOMEONE already reviewed a Zelda game before, but Cheetahmen."
Delete"This game sucks so bad, you'd think it was funded by Kickstarter!"
"I don't even have to tell a joke here, because I know my stupid fans will continue to support me as long as I continue to make thinly veiled jabs at 'He Who Must Not Be Named So That I Can Continue To Maintain the Moral High Ground.'" *stare*
Yes, I am convinced he will continue to run the whole James Rolfe "scandal" into the ground.
I believe he would probably include a segment where he gets stuck staring underneath the skirt of the dancing ladies by the commercial district.
DeleteIn addition we'd likely see such wonderful things as clear use of emulation and rupee counter that's 9999. His heart counter will also be glitched though speaking of which, we really should make a list of games that bore's has been confirmed to have cheated in.
He'd probably whine that there isn't geysers of blood flowing everywhere and Link isn't a dark brooding badass. "Who wants to play as a dumb kid?" he'd ask. Insert dumb skits and Bob's your uncle.
DeleteAnd he'd probably call Deku Link "pretty much useless" like he did to Toad in his SMB2 review.
DeleteIf Irate Gamer reviews Gungnir or the other Dept. Heaven episodes, what do you guys think he'll say?
ReplyDeleteI don't think he'll play those. Most of the game's he picks to play are really random. Perhaps the biggest connection between the two is that they're:
Delete1) Mainstream
2) Have a large following
But that's about it. Chris doesn't appear to care or even want to play RPGs. But I always wondered... would he play an RTS (aside from battalion wars)?
@GangstaLizard95:
DeleteThose games are too obscure. Besides, it'll probably be a Neo episode, and those are short, bland and generic.
@Mr.Kill Ultra:
Battalion Wars is not an RTS, but that's besides the point.
Seeing how he prefers action-heavy titles, he'll probably too bored (no pun intended) to bother with RTS or any kind of simulation.
(Heck, my favorite game atm is Crusader Kings II, and that game's similar to 4X games in that you can spend several minutes without the main screen changing all that much. Neither he nor his fans have patience for this.)
@Doresh
DeleteI consider Battalion wars an TPS RTS hybrid because you have to worry about the units you don't have direct control over and micromanage them to beat a superior force. There aren't many TPS RTS though there are good ones (sacrifice and freedom fighters) and bad ones (urban assault). But as you've said its pretty much besides the point
I can see bore's reviewing crusader kings. 5 things I except to see:
1. why is there a map screen, is this a geography lesson?
2. When two units collide I don't get the option to tell my guy to avoid battle (bonus points if he just glosses over the option)
3. I'm not good at this 4X strategy games like star wars rogue squadron
4. Why do I need a reason to declare war (bonus points if he's doing this on the first turn)
5. Where the hell are the graphics? All I see are troop numbers going down (bonus points if his army loses)
"he's doing this on the first turn"
Deleteoops by turn I mean first few minutes of the game.
I REALLY hope he doesn't review the Hobbit.
ReplyDeleteHe'd would berate it as a "piss poor rip off of the Lord of the Rings," and a bad sequel.
DeleteI've seen the Hobbit and I thought it was fucking awesome.
Delete@ ZeldaFan
DeleteI'm not hearing much of that, most people say it's bad. My coworker, who loves all the LOTR, said she fell asleep in the theater watching it.
I'll reserve final judgement until I actually see it, but that'll probably be a while.
@Shaolin: On Rotten Tomatoes, 65% of critics liked it (just barely Fresh), while 84% of users liked it.
DeleteI'm not sure which one I should trust. My views more often tend towards general audiences consensus, but user scores can be prone to review-spamming or people posting scores before they actually watch it.
@Shaolin Dave:
DeleteIt might have been a bit too long, but I had a blast watching it. It's not as serious as the LotR movies, but I found it to be a fun and entertaining fantasy flick.
And after all those grimdark and super serious fairy tale adaptions and those abyssmal "Greek mythology" movies (if they can even be called that), it feels good to watch a movie like The Hobbit.
@Shaolin Dave
Delete"Most people say it was bad"?
I honestly don't care what other people think of it.
There are A LOT of highly enjoyable movies that were hated by critics.
DeleteE.G
Tommy Boy
Black sheep
everything on
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalDissonance
The problem here how we do we know to spend money or not? Most people go yo ho and arr matey but my guess is that you should read the content (and not the grade) of the reviews and see if it's something you'll like.
That's why I say I reserve judgement until I see the movie. I'm never sure when to trust critics, or sometimes even other viewers.
DeleteYeah, it's probably going to be a while before we see anything from Boring Man of value. It seems like that whole shout-out thing backfired in the long term. I think mentioning Archfiend in that video had the opposite effect of what Bores was hoping for, as Archie was not pleased about it. I just really hope he doesn't touch Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon. He probably won't given the reaction to the New Super Mario Bros. 2 review.
ReplyDeleteArchfiend responded positively to the shout-out. I really don't know what you're talking about...
DeleteAre you sure? Because I saw a video of his regarding how YouTube bungled the contact system with their new layout. Someone brought up the shout-out to him and he said words to the effect of "welcome to hell". I know he hasn't had the highest thoughts of James lately, but Bores attempting to earn his favor didn't work. I personally haven't heard anything from him positive about that shout-out. Asalieri and Mr. Weenie Productions did, however (the latter I had never heard of before Bores did that video).
DeleteHe made a video whose first 50% deals with the shout-out:
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2_FGZaCuxI&list=UU7WsJn9XWlo49TtkJuvHbwg&index=5
tl;dr: It's 2013, so harping on his negativity is pointless.
OK. I'll have to have a look at that. Chrome appears to be having problems with Flash, so I have to run Firefox at the same time just to watch videos.
DeleteTry toying with flash on Chrome, it's: Chrome://plugins. (ignore the period)
DeleteOh God I'm reading the Irategamerdoesnotsuck wiki right now. They need spell check badly. I know we won't but would it be okay if we tried to help those poor guys catalog Irate Gamer's plot?
ReplyDeleteSome of these mistakes are just sad:
"fire powerful lazers from his eyes, capible of vaporizing robots"
"He falsy befriended Chris and acted has his second player durring"
"After the reviews ended, Rob tried to kill Chris"
"Durring the Robot War"
"he recieved the Sword of Infirno"
"Tony rebuilt rob and reprogrammed him so he was still alive and still had his lazers and jets, but was now one of the good guys"
"Eric is the most recognizable member of Irate Entertainmant"
"He is the only recurring actor on the show besides chris himself, as the Game Genie is later played by Bores in his second apparance"
I understand they mean well and I believe that we should help them make Irate Gamer's plot sound more coherent and epic. I'd do it myself but I have exams.
Sure, go ahead and start correcting grammar on an Irate Gamer fan page, Sisyphus.
DeleteThere's really no reason to get involved with it that wiki at all, I'm surprised it was brought up twice.
:3 Check the front page of the stupid wiki.
DeleteAll HAIL THE GLORIOUS EMPEROR! IT IS BETTER TO LIVE FOR THE EMPEROR THEN LIVE FOR YOURSELF!
DeleteThe best part is that you make it look like it was made by an orgyn.
DeleteI feel that the Irate Wiki is going to be like Conservapedia, in all of the wrong ways.
DeleteLol, especially the part about Rob being rebuild sounds like it's from a bad fanfic.
DeleteBut just for the sake of fairness, one should consider correcting those grammar mistakes. Preferably while listening to the soundtracks of Skyrim and/or Shadow of the Colossus.
And while I don't endore wiki hacking, I can't help but like how tasteful and epic the new IG wiki frontpage looks.
FOR THE EMPRAH!
@Doresh The proper term for what I did is "Wiki Vandalism". I never hacked the wiki, but I vandalized the front page in the name of the Emperor.
Delete@John Doe:
DeleteYeah, that was the term I was searching for.
And at least the vandalism was classy in this case.
I bet there have a hate-filled article about us~ :3
DeleteWhat does it say? And if it doesn't exist, or maybe if it does... well, maybe a more truthful description is in order. Heh.
No there is no hate-filled article about us. Just the immature intro page which acts as if AVGN fans are the only people who would hate IG. When I get around to fixing up the wiki, I going to remove that section because its just flamebait and encourages vandalism.
DeleteIf it helps, I attempted some grammar edits (for some of the other episodes as well. Even renames the page Sword of Inferno.
Delete@Antiyonder:
DeleteI think it IS called Infirno/Infyrno. Not 100% sure, though.
Checked the Irate Gamer page and it is spelled Inferno.
Delete@Antiyonder yeah those contributions are good. Its a shame that it would be pointless/stupid to edit their phrasings of IG show.
DeleteWhy does the game genie section contain "The Genie reveals that he is an asshole by trying to kill IG"?
What kind of wiki makes opinionated statements? They could say he's crazy or evil but not an asshole...
@Antiyonder:
DeleteAnd here I feared this was another case of "Poor literacy is kewl!" XD
@Mr.Kill Ultra A heretical wiki makes opinionated statements that are not supportive of the God Emperor of Mankind.
Delete@John Doe
DeleteWouldn't it just suck if the forces of chaos invaded earth through the Irate Gamer wiki?
@Mr.Kill Ultra
DeleteYup. It would definitely suck.
Oh man, I can see it now.
DeleteClones of Chris and Scottie invade earth, led by their leader Evil Pixel Overlord, leaving Particle Illusion explosions in their wake. They take over Ubisoft's offices, rewrite all video game history in their vision, and rule over humanity in an age of bad writing, plotholes and cultural insensitivity. All other reviewers are treated as heretics, and are forced to submit to their perfect predecessor.
But it's not all roses and kittens, and through his rule, Evil Shadow Pixel Lord discovers that his rule is subject to many flawls. His plot holes congeal into a massive one, which threatens to destroy all logic in the universe. It is then up to Knight BatDan and his followers to stop this threat and AHAHAHAHA okay I can't write anymore and keep a straight face. You get the idea.
3 scenarios in the year 40k
Delete1. The counter offensive goes well until exterminatus is invoked. Hmm cracked planet...
2. Hordes of bugs show up and kill everyone until they get nerfed by the next multiplayer patch. Until then the forces of the Imperium have no choice but to use scouts and shotguns.
3. Some weird anorexic bitches show up, spout some cryptic bullshit about a prophesy; then proceed to manipulate everyone into attacking each other. They try to grab some artifact but fail because they're women (sexism IN MY 40K!?) and the forces of the imperium help them get what they want. The alliance falls apart when the head imperial officer looks at the artifact gets some cryptic bullshit spouted at him and then blows up the artifact because the stupid bitches couldn't be explicit about why blowing it up was a bad idea.
Either way we're fucked lol
Hey guys they let me edit the Irate Gamer page
Deletehttp://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/The_Irate_Gamer
let me know if the forces of chaos are there!
Hey guys have you guys you read it yet? Did you notice anything?
Delete@Mr.Kill Ultra:
DeleteIt's MUCH better now.
I would've still kept a sentence or two about the "AVGN and IG are actually friends" myth, because it was so persistent.
As long as you keep the language subtle, you can do a lot of amazing things...
DeleteAs I mentioned in a reply to a comment on here, running a livestream is a lot of work, too much work for someone like Bores. However, I get the feeling that he won't even livestream because he can't rely on special effects and skits to make a livestream funny.
ReplyDeleteI've been a regular on a livestream for about 8 months now, and trust me when I say Bores is not the right person to do one. Video game livestreams tend to usually fall to drama or, mostly in the case of the livestreams owned by lets players, die due to lack of interest. Good livestreams usually require multiple streamers to keep interest, and due to Bores' ego I doubt he would add anyone else as a streamer, and they require streamers, especially the stream-owner, to not be total assholes.
The idea of Bores livestreaming just seems dull to be honest, as unlike game reviews or lets plays, you can't dress it up in fancy effects or edit out failure. Some livestreams work with more focus on streamers than the game, but there has to be at least SOME focus put on a game, rather than wacky skits, and again, unlike a review or a lets play, cheating would be much more noticeable in a livestream.
(I'm sorry for writing such a long comment about livestreams, but as someone who spends a lot of time on one, the idea of Bores livestreaming just made me angry)
Since Bores doesn't tend to play games for very long, he would probably get bored within the first few minutes of livestreaming and give up.
DeleteThe livestream I visit frequently has "corruption" streams, in which a program is used to mess with bytes in a game to make it glitch out. This, and many other things, make the stream stand out somewhat from other streams. What I'm trying to say is that you can't make a popular livestream through nothing but just playing through video games live. There needs to be something different, whether it's different types of streams or making sure that there's always someone live (ie Insomniac Gamers), people tend to watch a stream more if there's something besides the basics.
The viewer interaction is another problem, as Bores only seems to be friendly with his biggest suck-ups, a livestream would probably become his fans vying for attention while he ignores them, which never makes for a good stream. I've seen people guest stream (as in, regulars added as streamers to stream one game all the way through (in the part of multiple streams) and then another person is added and plays a different game, etc) and the most popular ones were the people who kept up with the chat the most.
The biggest problem would be actually PLAYING the games. There is a point where someone being bad at a game goes from entertaining to just plain repetitive, and Bores would most likely cross it. One of the streamers we have is remembered for being bad at games, but he manages to make it entertaining at least. We can see from Bores' videos that he's bad enough at games normally, imagine him trying to play one while coming up with interesting commentary and actually paying attention to the chat on the side.
(Again, I'm sorry for dragging this out, feel free to delete my posts if you feel this is irrelevant)
It was a good summary of what it takes to livestream and explains why IG couldn't possibly do it.
DeleteI don't Batdan deletes comments such as yours on purpose. He tends to only delete the flame baity comments.
As for who recommended it? Well it obvious that none of his fans would do that (just a casual look at the wiki would show that they're not particularly knowledgeable or willing to put a lot of effort). So its probably just some anti-IG baiting him into taking a choice that's logistically impossible. The motive is obvious, it takes no risk to recommend it and it's hilarious if it works. I really honestly doubt that his fans are aware of the popularity and content of a live-stream. But for the people doing this, please don't turn Chris Bores into a Chris Weston Chandler. This blog and the people on it want Bores to make less mistakes, not have him dance naked in front of a camera or show us his personal life!
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DeleteI've been lurking on this blog a while now, felt like adding my feelings onto this post because of the whole livestream thing
DeleteKarbia Yuan just deleted his Dunereplicant flaming account once people figured out who he was.
ReplyDeleteAnyway I just finished watching the BTASverse collection of series (Justice league, superman etc) good shows.
What exactly was Karbia Yuan doing and flaming about?
DeleteThe main problem is, his disguise is too thin that pretty much everyone knows who he really is. (Except BugginLadyBuggin666) He listed out every commentator that did a commentary on his SMW review. He didn't reveal his other youtube account even through we all already know his other account. And his last message he sent before he closed his account shown a bunch of comments about me mentioned him, other than that, he shown nothing else.
DeleteThis account only showed how butthurt is he and he only cared about himself.
Also, why the hell does he want to steal Sammy The Hedgehog, a parody character of a bunch of recolored Sonic?
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ReplyDeleteSorry, plural mistake, but thoughts on this year's Super Bowl?
DeleteDAMN YOU EARLY MORNING EXAMS!
DeleteSo, there's a new Skylanders game coming out. Anyone else looking forward to the Bores gushing about it, he asked sarcastically?
ReplyDeleteNo surprise there, it's an Activision title. Their policy is "exploit exploit exploit".
DeleteWatch as Bores spends all his money on the new figures while complaining that Nintendo and Ubisoft don't give him free games.
Another one already. Wasn't the last one less than a year ago? Definitely not looking forward to Chris Bore's reviewing it. He really should go back to making bad sketches
DeleteActivision simply does not care for long-term sustainability, they just seek short-term gain. You'd think that Guitar Hero would have taught them a lesson.
DeleteWell, our good friend the Nostalgia critic has returned. His review? The Odd Life of Timothy Green.
ReplyDeleteCheck it out at his website. I thought it was pretty good. Welcome back, NC!
Watching it right now.
DeleteAlso speaking of the Critic, does anyone here know he and The Nerd cameoed in an anime some time ago?
They did? Which one?
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DeleteThe review is quite good. It had a lot of good sketches and was much longer than usual. Damn good, though we have to wait two weeks for the next video right?
Delete@Kill Ultra
DeleteYep. But if the episode is any indication, then I don't mind the wait. It was good fun, Doug wasn't screaming quite like he was in other episodes (Scooby Doo for instance), and I was glad to see some of the demo reel actors return. And hey, he has a title card now. We'll remember his name so he doesn't have to!
Zettai Karen Children: The Unlimited. Look for it at cinemassacre
ReplyDeleteWow they looked awesome in that. I wonder if they have a massive Japanese fanbase?
Delete...and on the same panning shot, Lupin III dressed as a police officer. It's a small world after all.
Delete@Mr.Kill Ultra:
DeleteAccording to a comment here:
http://cinemassacre.com/2012/04/04/avgn-movie-updates-on-twitter/
(Look for the 4th comment page)
Most - if not all - of his AVGN videos (as well as a few of his student films) have been uploaded with subtitles to nicovideo.
Bottom line: He does have fans there, and at least one of them worked on Zettai Karen Children XD
(And nicovideo has a live comment feature? Sweet Oo !)
I have an account on nicovideo. yeah the live comment feature is quite nice though you might want to turn it off when the screen just gets covered by 30+ comments buzzing past the screen.
DeleteThere are zero English comments though. If you want to see the Japanese comments you'll have to set comment language to Japanese. wwwwwwwwww is Japanese for lol. Not sure about the other symbols though.
Delete@Mr.Kill Ultra:
DeleteThat feature's probably not meant for watching a video for the first time, anyways. Would be a bit too distracting I presume XD
Hilariously enough, there are even episodes of Irate Gamed subbed into Japanese. I couldn't tell you why, though. Maybe they're making fun of him?
ReplyDeleteMaybe these are gag subs, like the Hitler rants.
Deletelooking through the Japanese comments (there is some gratuitous English but its region locked so I doubt you could fake Japanese comments) It seems that they've been through the AVGN and Irate Gamer feud just as we have. With comments like "IG fanboys are gay" to "AVGN isn't funny anymore". Most of comments written in Japanese are support of AVGN though. But then again google translate is pretty fucked up
Delete"この動画自体はそう悪いとは思わんが、結局何のオリジナリティも無いんだよ
"This video itself is bad, but I do not think so, I'm not any originality eventually"
Yeah no Idea what the hell that means...
Source
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7032299
Wow, so even Japanese fans have this argument. That's just too much! XD
DeleteIrate Gamer: Pissing people off any place anytime!
Deletethough in all seriousness Chris really needs to stop trolling people for a living.
Oh and Irate Gamer has fans in china (one of the guys who works on the wiki is a resident of china). And they also bicker over this argument. Am so glad Batdan writes about whats wrong with the content of the work and not just about its plagiarisms.
DeleteI hope Chris doesn't read this, or his next video his him bragging about his big Asian fanbase XD
DeleteOf course, that'd be proof he actually reads the blog, in which case we'll have solid evidence. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually one of the anonymous troublemakers we get from time to time. We know how immature he is... it seems like something he'd do.
DeleteWell, there was the e-begging video where he mentioned a "no life hater who takes a microscope to (his) show", so I assumed he was talking about Batdan.
DeleteAnd hell, even if he isn't reading it himself, his mother is. We all know she has a less than positive attitude towards us, and the fact that we are brought up in a negative light frequently in the comments is pretty strong evidence.
Hey I generally don't comment here (Batdanmn is gonna have a meltdown when he sees I'm now part of the "hater" blog) but with a fanbase so stupid and hilarious at the same time I couldn't resist.
ReplyDeleteI figure Ill post a comment now and then just quoting all these idiotic things that the fanboys (Also Damners and Ladybitchin) have said.
Here's a fun one
Ladybuggin777:
"Maybe all the avgn fanturds will get together and start a kickstarter for his soon to be born child's college fund. Sounds reasonable by their own logic of throwing more and more money at him ... unfreakin believable the way they adore their "god" ~"
Man she just cracks me up.
I imagine her as this fat bag that sits at home all day eating crackers on her windows 95 watching Matlock.
I'm sure a little meltdown wouldn't hurt him.
Delete"By their own logic"? So the AVGN movie was funded by us over a period of 18+ years Oo ?
Why is it that Ladybuggin and a lot of Bores' fans are so fixated on starting this whole AVGN vs IG debate all over again? Funny how some people claim that WE can't get over this.
And from what I've seen, not every fan of his is stupid - but I don't know for how long. His more mature fans are losing patience and faith in him, and it's certainly not helping that their criticisms are completely ignored.
It gets even worse if one of them proclaims he's had enough of IG, because then he's usually harassed by the more immature fans and/or Ladybuggin herself with insults that basically amount to "good riddance".
That's sure gonna help with the fanbase... <_<
I don't even understand why its wrong for hims to ask for investors for his new movie... Just ask the obvious question and you'll see the flaw of the argument immediately.
Delete"If AVGN pays out of his own pocket, the entire $300,000 for the film (something no director has ever done) what will he do for the rest of the year?"
That's more than AVGN's entire yearly earnings gone that year. And don't forget taxes! So the movie gets made? What then? You can't make episodes with a zero budget...
My honest opinion: LadyBuggin is rapidly becoming the biggest liability to the Irate Gamer's reputation. In some ways she overshadows Chris's own follies.
DeleteYou know when people boycott games because the moderators act like ass to them? That's how a couple fans are starting to feel with LadyBuggin. He needs to get some PR professionals to clean up his image, but that's wishful thinking.
@BigStoneRocks:
DeleteI think she already IS his biggest liabiliy. Him never actually acknowledging her existance doesn't help, either.
Dude...this is the MOST epic thing ever.
ReplyDeletehttp://ogiuemaniax.wordpress.com/2013/02/04/the-nostalgia-critic-and-the-angry-video-game-nerd-in-zettai-karen-children-the-unlimited/
Oh, looks like J-Dog has already posted this piece of news. Ah well, never mind then. XD
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, here's a clip of it to prove they really did make a cameo. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNFZU4YOEg
How the hell did that video provoke those comments? Youtube, man...
DeleteI've wondered for a while...
Deletesome of you guys mentioned Youtube having problems. What are said problems?
@J-Dog:
DeleteA single troll is enough to turn almost any comment section into a flame war mess that has nothing to do with the actual video.
@ Doresh
DeleteYeah, that Batdanmn (Not BatDanNight) is such a flame war bomb. The best way to prevent flame wars with him is just ignore him. All I did was upload a clip to show their cameos and he goes fucking insane like a coyote on drugs.
Hmmmm... coyotes with drugs... can those get past airport security?
DeleteSo who is that Batdanmn guy on YouTube for real? What is his "normal" username outside of the context of mocking this blog's owner?
DeleteI'm not really sure. He just seems like some troll.
DeleteAlthough, unless I'm mistaken, how did he get a picture of Batdan for his profile? Isn't THAT kind of obsessive? And hypocritical, considering that he, Ladybuggin777 and everyone else criticizes us for what we do?
Batdanmn IS a troll. He's a big fanboy of Asa and LOVES to make BatDanNight look bad. Oh and he stole that profile picture of BatDanNight from his Facebook account, showing that he frequently reads this blog, knows who we are and always finding ways to make BatDanNight look bad on Youtube. You think he should be spending more of his time trying to socialise with other people or finding a date BUT NOPE! Making fun of BatDanNight is his true purpose in life!
Delete@Sovereign
DeleteBonus points to Batdanmn if he thinks were the bigger losers. Last time I checked, we're not the one making videos and dedicating the better half of 5 years to making un-researched slander at other people.
Doresh: "Why is it that Ladybuggin and a lot of Bores' fans are so fixated on starting this whole AVGN vs IG debate all over again? Funny how some people claim that WE can't get over this."
ReplyDeleteWell, a common critique against Bores is that he does his work solely for the money.
So it seems like said fans try to use the donations to claim that James is "just as greedy as Bores".
@Antiyonder:
DeleteNot sure on that. I think they're just trying to distract from Bores' actual flaws by claiming that everything's okay and we're just criticising him because we're big meanies.
Hey guys there are plenty of episode recaps left to do on the wiki. Take a look at the one I just filled in.
ReplyDeletehttp://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Mission_Impossible
Haha, that's awesome.
DeleteThat wiki is pretty ugly. I mean, I know its an Irate Gamer wiki and all, but they honestly couldn't find a better background image?
DeleteWell I could recommend a change in the background image. What would you recommend?
DeleteYou should take a look at the article about Chris Bores. The article is as in-depth as a rock.
Delete@ MR. KU
DeleteHow about a picture of the stupidest face Bores had ever made in his Irate career, and put a caption that says "Yeah, ya thuink?!" or "Fustration!", and probably throw in a random sprite that makes a long rant about how it being involved is both unnecessary and poorly executed, and how Chris Bores is an opportunist bottom feeder who sustains himself with the remaining scraps of internet popularity left by people who are better than him. the sprite's words, not mine. :)
@Angrysun
DeleteLet's not be immature now, especially when we can get away with being subtle.
@sovereign 64 can't access the chris Bores (character) page since some dumbass decided it would be fun to vandalize it before I could make any changes. The admin decided to lock the page.
Delete@Mr. KU
DeleteOkay then. I knew it was a bit of a risky comment, anyway. BTW, how can I remove my own comment?
no reason to angry sun. but you should have a little delete word under your comments
DeleteHere you go guys! Because I care!
Deletehttp://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Ghosts_N_Goblins
enjoy
Good job on the Mission: Impossible review, Ultra, but you misspelled "flawls."
Delete@ Harrod
DeleteIt was tempting to correctly spell flawls but I think it was too obvious and would get reverted.
Either way here's the next article. Not as funny because there wasn't enough room for satire. The ending is very funny though (or at least I intend it to be)
http://irategamerdoesnotsuck.wikia.com/wiki/Back_to_the_Future
Okay.
ReplyDeleteBatdan.
Question:
If Hellsing920 would pay to see you and Bores on the same Google hangout, would you do it? Emer might actually get this to happen.
If no, then do not respond.
...I'm sorry, what? Who is Hellsing920, and why does he want this? That's just...no.
DeleteI believe hellsing is asaleri's best man.
Delete*sigh* figures.
DeleteAsa, when are you going to drop this vendetta against us? I really don't know how else to say it: IT'S A BLOG. Is this really hurting you in any way? Do you really feel that you need to drag us into the spotlight because we don't agree with you?
@angrysun86:
DeleteMoney? Don't responst if you want to say "no"? What the... Oo
Besides, shouldn't one try the email-route before blindly rushing into something that can easily escalate? What is this even trying to accomplish?
@ J-Dog
DeleteThe worst part is... Asa did agree with us. Its only his sudden anti-AVGN stance and Batdan mentioning his work in an article that made him start targeting us. Apparently Asa believes that because Batdan can remember his anti-IG rants, Batdan is somehow black mailing him and anyone who follows a black mailer is thus person who lives only to hate.
@angrysun86
Yeah I really wouldn't understand the point of having Irate Gamer and Batdan talk face to face. Irate Gamer is not a reasonable person (check the 'attempts to own a hater') and Batdan wouldn't really have anything to say to him. Not only that but Hellsing is not a guy you can trust. Hellsing is a contrarian meaning he supports the side that is opposite of the majority in order to get publicity. I highly doubt Hellsing would set up a fair meeting to let underdog Chris Bores talk with Batdan. If anything I would suspect that he would sabotage it to put the meeting in Chris's favor.
i think it become more over the fact that we called him out on his unethical, sneaky and fishy ways to do things, and all the horseshit he is done and got away with.
Deleteand yet people still believe he is a noble hero and the people he targets and "criticize" are the bad guys, and we are just a bunch of manchildren which opinions are worthless.
as for Hellsing, i lost respect for him after he made his infamous TGWTG rant, basically shit talking and slandering the members of channel awesome, even saying that he was better than linkara, Despite him ripping him off with the long-box chronicles, but very lazy and poorly.
I love how his channel states "think for yourself" when that's the last thing he encourages anyone to do.
Delete"yet people still believe he is a noble hero and the people he targets and "criticize" are the bad guys,"
Well actually his has like less than 10k subscribes. Its proof that you don't need to be well subscribed to encourage stupidity. Odds are, whenever we get trolled, its probably just one really dedicated fan. Hell even I could make 5-10 fake accounts and troll someone.
@J-Dog
Deletecome on. this is the same guy who tried to sabotage one of TGWTG's anniversary specials. you should be used to him having vendettas against people he barely knows IRL.
Sabotage?...in what way. If this is a reference to what happened during the making of Suburban Knights then you must be crazy.
DeleteI mean I'm betting you think Asa went all the way to whereever TGWTG filmed SK, then Asa somehow managed to get whoever it was who hung upside down during a shot and made it so he/she hung upside down too long.
Look I know Asa says some things that piss you off (and even I don't agree with everything he says) but good god man it feels like you blame Asa for everything wrong atm
@Invisible Crane
DeleteWell I'm talking about Emer here not asa... And you do realize that since Emer can set up the meeting he can easily fake or lie about as many details as he so chooses. There's there alot of things he could do. Like but not limited to; cut the debate early, Give Irate Gamer help, Give Batdan help or really... any thing that interferes with the conversation.
"Look I know Asa says some things that piss you off (and even I don't agree with everything he says) but good god man it feels like you blame Asa for everything wrong atm"
That is not the case good sir but I appreciate your concern for the man who is still getting trolls (or being used as a shield by those trolls) to target this site. That being said, you do realize that since Asaleri has affiliated himself with the Irate Gamer, we're not going off-topic by mentioning him, right? Asaleri may get a lot of discussion on the site, but its because he chooses to enable Chris Bores to troll people.
"I mean I'm betting you think Asa went all the way to whereever TGWTG filmed SK, then Asa somehow managed to get whoever it was who hung upside down during a shot and made it so he/she hung upside down too long."
Please point what line inspired this rant... If you want to be taken seriously, do not insult people when its unwarranted. If you absolutely must, please point out the line that you believe was the last straw by quoting it. P.S I haven't watched SK
Question Invisible Crane.
DeleteDid you know all the details and evidence on both sides of that fiasco, not just your asa side?
look at both sides of what happened without omitting details and stuff, (you can search trough the topics of 2011/06 to see for yourself).
@Mr. Kill Ultra
ReplyDeleteWell, if I cannot trust him, would that ruin my enjoyment of his R&R's?
@Kiki
I see. Well, maybe you have done the right thing in losing respect for Emer, and that is fine, that is your... um, thing. I still want to (and do) enjoy both James Rolfe's stuff and Hellsing920's videos, and I certainly am still a fan of this blog. That is why this whole thing is getting to me.
Overall, I am not as panicky as before, but what is it going to take for Emer and Asa to get off James' back about the movie? What is it going to take for these two to leave this blog out of it? How in the world did this blog get into it in the first place?
BTW, I hate Mike Matei's Minecraft video, but his video about the Donald Duck comics is probably his best video ever.
@Angrysun
DeleteWell you can still enjoy the reaction and reviews. Just don't take the things he says seriously. There's very little truth in the statement that catwoman is better than the Batman movie. There's also quite a lot of controversy on what he had to say on scott pilgrim versus the world too. Its a shame that Emer takes his own opinions so seriously (to the point of alienating game boob and anyone else too) but you're only making it worse if you accept them too.
"There's also quite a lot of controversy on what he had to say on scott pilgrim versus the world too"
DeleteIn regards to the Scott Pilgrim movie...yeah I'm gonna have to agree with Emer on that as last year I saw the movie and thought it really was not as great as people made it out to be. It's just the movie tries way too hard to be a cult classic from the get go by throwing in video game references with no rhyme or reason just to appeal to a small niche audience
Update: It appears Emer apologized about being an asshole about his opinions. Don't know where or when, but perhaps invisible crane will post the message where Emer said sorry.
Delete@Invisible Crane
Yeah, him reviewing things are quite nice, but it appears people are just unsatisfied with his evidence and justifications. I haven't even watched the movie so I have no Idea if I hate it or not. People have pointed out that if the movie was popular, he hated it and when the movie was unpopular, he liked it. The criticism has stuck and Emer has been labeled as a contrarian.
But once again, Emer has only be brought up because he stated that he could host a meeting with IG. I highly doubt we're going to be looking over his work for very long.
Oh, don't get mad about who did or did not like Scott Pilgrim. My whole family universally agrees that The Dark Knight is a bit overrated. That's a far harder opinion to have XD
Delete"Update: It appears Emer apologized about being an asshole about his opinions. Don't know where or when, but perhaps invisible crane will post the message where Emer said sorry."
DeleteQuite Frankly, how can we be sure this is true and not something made up?.
@Invisible Crane.
DeleteSeriously?, care to back you up and showing evidence that supports what'd you say, i dint saw any mention of Emer's page.
I did see lamentably that he is supporting Asa "We Ostricize and Flame people just because they are related to Kickstarter" series.
Now hold on a minute, Asa does not ostricize and flame every single Kickstarter project out there. He actually gave praise for the Mr. Grillo, Theramin Genius Kickstarter so Asa doesn't go out there and hate on every KS project out there, just the really dumb ones like the Pony Island one
DeleteCare to point us trough that evidence to back you up?
Deleteyou still dint answer my question about Emer apologizing.
how can i be sure you are not just white knighting them?
and then how do you explain taht he targeted and flamed JewWario JUST for his Kickstarter, because he considered "stupid".
Deleteand not just that, HE attacked him, even if Jew-Qario NEVER gets involved on flame wars or drama on the internet, not to mention the fact that when we responded to that action, he made his video (out of the 3 ones he has done so far) ridiculing us and quote mining us, and then some people on YT WHICH WERE NONE OF US, flamed his video, and then he proceeded to pointing at us and frame us for that and even lying saying that we did it because we disagree with him praising bores.
@kiki
DeleteYeah it appears the Emer apologizing tinh might be as much of a fan rumor as AVGN and IG being friends
And Invisible Crane dint bother to show evidence backing his claims.
Delete"sigh"
To Invisible Crane, You cant just expect less assume we are just going to go by your words of your claims, in cases like this, you need to show your evidence, in this case, links to direct us to what you are talking about.
i am not sure if you might have heard those things you say from somebody else, but if that's the case, then it's even worse, since you dint double checked that.
i am sorry but did you just wanted to white knight or cop-out them?.
@Kiki
DeleteSince Invisible Crane isn't responding, I'd thought I chip in on something. You did mention Jew Wario, right? Great guy, Mushroom Singdom, I Can Play That, you know? And you did say Emer attacked him for the Kickstarter (whatever it is for, I do not know), I researched that Jew Wario is a member of Channel Awesome, and of course you all know how much Emer and Asa hate Channel Awesome, and will give flack to any of its members, no matter how good, bad, or annoying they are, because of said hatred towards CA.
So either Emer used Jew Wario's Kickstarter as an excuse to attack him rather than just attacking him for his association with Doug Walker, or Jew Wario's membership in Channel Awesome and him having a Kickstarter serve as a double whammy in Emer's eyes.
It pained me to say it, but I had to.
BTW, Rolfe is now hiring VFX artists for his movie, and I am curious as to why he needs "CG/3D artists" amongst them? Just asking.
Emer never attacked JW, Asa did.
Delete*cue cries of missing the point ESPECIALLY when Invisible crane has two different topics going on here with both Asa and Emer being discussed here*
DeleteI believe it must be crunch time for Invisible crane seeing as he hasn't really done much to satisfy any of our curiosity. Oh well, at least he tried
@ Angrysun
Lots of reasons to hire CG/3D artists. You can make things look shiny (when they're weren't) and make dirty cardboard shaped shit look like the real deal. 300k is not a lot of money especially for a movie that's gonna have to be watchable. Odds are AVGN had to cut a lot of costs on props and needs a lot of effects to make up for it.
For reference about budgets though, Napoleon dynamite took 400,000 USD to make (and since that was in 2004 that means inflation has not been accounted for) just 22 days of filming.
@the Invisible guy
DeleteTheeere you are!
First of all, thank you for correcting me, now that I realized it. I read Kiki's comment referring to Jew Wario being flamed by Asa(sic), and said comment was right after Kiki's comment asking you to provide evidence about Emer apologizing. Because of that, I mistook this as Kiki accusing Emer of attacking Jew Wario. I deeply apologize to Emer Prevost for this failed perception on my part, but the last comment will now apply to Asa instead.
Despite that, Crane, you are not exactly off the hook. You and Kiki need to settle this. You answer Kiki's questions about any evidence you have in defense of Emer and not cop out of it...
@Kiki
As for you, you need to double check to make on both your responses and your spelling before you post. Your post about Asa attacking Jew Wario should have come after IC's response about giving thumbs up to a Kickstarter, because you did not explicitly stated whether it was Emer or Asa doing it. And "Jew-Qario"? Seriously?!
Curse you angrysun, you ninja'd me!
DeleteOkay I will try to link summarize the questions being asked here.
Delete1. Did Emer issue an apology and can you get that as a quote?
I actually sorta started this one, I browsed through google and saw a comment where one of He11sing's fans said he already apologized about ostracizing people who don't accept his opinions. I noticed it was a problem with He11sing since one of the youtube videos was just chock full of him and gameboob fighting and I figured, hey if he11sing apologized, why is gameboob still pissed?
Invisible crane misinterpreted what KIKI first said;
"I did see lamentably that he is supporting Asa "We Ostricize and Flame people just because they are related to Kickstarter" series.
and instead opting to reply with "Emer never attacked JW, Asa did.".
That was not what KIKI said, Kiki stated that Emer was supporting of Asa, with Asa the man who hates all kickstarters.
2. Why Does Asa hate TGWTG so much and why are you so keen on acting like Asa isn't a problem, or at the very least an out of control major problem? It got so bad you interrupted my legitimate complaint "we shouldn't consider Emer's deal because we don't know him and his reputation is not stellar" with "What are you a paranoid freak? Get over Asa Already!".
I understand that you like Asa and don't want us to talk about him. I'm okay with that. I'm an Irate Gamer Fan who can't watch any of Irate Gamer video without feeling as if I'm enabling someone to do evil. We must remember that we are rational beings and must keep calm.
"Irate Gamer Fan who can't watch any of Irate Gamer video without feeling as if I'm enabling someone to do evil"
DeleteUrgh. I couldn't even write that with a straight face. Okay I tried to trollshield but I honestly can't. Let's just stick to being rational people okay?
Okay, we will stick to being rational.
DeleteAnd wow. I ninja'd ya without even knowing it. I was responding to Crane but you beat me to it. I did see your comment, but it was after I clicked the publish button and started the comment verifying, not before. I should've at least refreshed before I publish, right? I also use AIM.
So Yeah, Invisible Crane Really was just White Knighting at the very end.
DeleteSo Batdanmn might be hacked (finally)
ReplyDeleteAnyway..
"avgn is shit with a side of dip ha~"-Ladybuggin777
Inspirational words.
Oh don't worry. He'll be back as Batdanmm, Batdanmnm or Batdamnm.
DeleteDoes anyone else find it hard to believe Ladybuggin777 is actually an adult?
Yeah, it's rather sad when a middle aged woman/thirty year old man in drag is spewing out such childish remarks.
DeleteIt's also kind of funny considering she usually criticises AVGN for being "Nothing but poop jokes."
So now his new name is Constantine Chernobyl for some reason and he isn't hacked.
Delete"YOU LITTLE SHIT HEADS BETTER NOT BE SAYING ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT MY BOY CHRISTOPHER ON HERE"-ladybuggin777
Words that blow the mind
I'm pretty sure that's not an actual quote, that's a joke by ED for his page. A different version of the "This page is being watched by enemies of the lulz" banner.
DeleteI guess, though I wouldn't be surprised if it was real.
DeleteAnyway you must be the infamous batdan nice to meet you.
Oh also they had Chris and his Mom's addresses and phone numbers up on ED page the other day but looks like they just removed it.
Oh also IG released a new review of Die Hard in my opinion it was really unprofessional and he couldn't even get Als name right.
Actually his phone number is still on there, you just have to check the DOX Bin. Not that it matters. Wasn't his phone number on his wedding ad?
DeleteLadyBuggin777 is so fucking immature. I wrote to her on Youtube trying to convice her to stop defending her son and being a bitch to everyone on Youtube. This is how the conversation went:
ReplyDeleteI wrote,
"I find it rather pathetic that his mommy has to defend him. Seriously, you're making him look worse by standing up for him."
LadyBuggin777 responded by saying,
"And you're making your self look worse crying about it ~ so pathetic ~"
I said,
"I love how you don't even take into consideration of I'm saying. Do you honestly think it's helping Chris' image by trying to defend him? He's in his--what, 30's, and he still needs his mother to stand up for him? Think about what you're doing."
LadyBuggin777 wrote,
"What is even more distubing is the fact it upsets you so that I make honest and compeling comments concerning my son. Are you so bothered by that fact that you have to cry about it? what about my freedom of speech. So you can give your opinions but I am banned because I am related to IG? Think about what you are saying."
I wrote,
"It's because I think it's wrong to attack other people for not liking Chris' videos because they have a right to an opinion. Sure you have a right of freedom of speech by defending him, but it still makes IG look bad because it implies that he can't stand up for himself.
LadyBuggin777 said,
"So now you are "defendingevery person I have ever replied to? OMG are you on crack? lol ..... Seriously? lmao ~ You look like the immature one, dude ~"
I couldn't believe how she was acting, so I said,
"Tell me, how old are you, really? You lose all your credibility because of how you say things. "OMG are you on crack? lol ..... Seriously? lmao ~ You look like the immature one, dude ~" Makes you sound like a teenager rather that an adult."
LadyBuggin777 wrote back,
"I think you are smoking some wacky tabacy! lmao ~"
I was amazed at how childish this wacko was being, so I replied,
"Wow, you're just proving my point even more. I'll ask again, how old are you?"
LadyBuggin777 decided to be stupid by saying,
"Old enough to know you are on drugs!!!"
At that time, I was getting pissed off, so I said to her,
"Clearly not old enough to know how ridiculous you're being right now. I'm trying to be serious with you, but all you want to do is be a smart ass."
LadyBuggin777 replied,
"You by far are not to be taken seriously as you have no idea what you are even talking about. Go to bed and get some sleep, things will be clearer to you in the a.m. after you come down ~ (maybe)"
At that point, I gave up and told her,
"Oh I'm well aware of what I'm talking about; you just don't want to admit that what you're doing is wrong. Never mind, you're hopeless. I'm done talking to you, since nothing I'm saying seems to be getting through your thick skull, I'm wasting my time. Goodbye."
It just goes to show that nothing you say to her will get her to stop. I wouldn't be surspised if she was trolling.
I still refuse to believe it's actually Bores. Seriously what kind of moron would masquerade as his mother and try to defend himself like that?
"Seriously what kind of moron would masquerade as his mother and try to defend himself like that?"
DeleteHmmmm I'll answer with another question; the same guy who thinks that not being able to make a peanut butter sandwich is crippling and 'gave' his account details to ladybuggin (and yet has never suffered from an account shutdown or subtle hack against him). If his mom were real, wouldn't she (given her behavior) do something more extreme with her son's account? We've yet to see anything substantial in terms of hate videos from Ladybuggin but we HAVE spotted chris bores being irategamerfan345.
A quick look at Chris bore's humor and attempt to emulate family guy (which can easily be interpreted as autistic) is a clear sign there's more insanity in chris then what is initially present.
Also freedom of speech does not apply to predatory hate speech (constant harassment of people who simply criticize Bore's work), repeated unnecessary harassment (wacky tabacky) and false accusations (old enough to know your on drugs). It is not freedom of speech to trap your own son in a never-ending game of humiliation and self-defeatism. Long-Term we're gonna end up with someone bruised, broken and unable to admit it. OF course I believe that Chris is Ladybuggin since he clearly MUST be doing something with the 8+ months on average it takes to make a damn video. We've also never had this egotistical motherly character appear on screen (not even in a blooper show) and yet everything she says is backed up by Irate Gamer (whose account she controls). Too many variables to accept the complicated "its his mother" explanation. I will vote for simpler and more plausible "It's was Him, He was the turkey all along!" theory.