Thursday, August 6, 2020

Next video is about... Cereal. Because of course it is.

200 comments again huh? Guess I better post something. You guys need more original insults.

So the other day he posted a compilation of the first season of Irate Gamer. That's every episode from Back to the Future to Yo Noid. Before each one he had some commentary about the episode. I'll give them a look later on... maybe... it's probably full of lies like a lot of other things he says.
He also mentioned on Facebook that his first attempt to post it was met with copyright claims. Looking into the video, the commentary bits have him in an Arcade with loud music playing, including Van Halen's Jump. Was that it? Maybe it was the Back to the Future footage because it's cut from the start of the episode. Who knows...

Another thing he mentioned on Facebook? The subject of the next video. Nintendo Cereal System. The officially endorsed cereal from 1988. What is his obsession with cereal? I don't get it. Chris really needs to stop shoe-horning his cereal reviews into everything he does. Nobody cares. Especially over a 32 year old cereal that probably tastes like cobwebs and vomit. At least the Funko cereal he keeps bringing up on Puppet Steve is new and edible (allegedly). Also, how the hell is he going to get a 10 minute video out of moldy old cereal?

Speaking of the literal puppet, nothing has really changed over there. It's all the same videos over and over. Though he did post one about alleged "leaks" for the second Sonic movie and that it has Knuckles. Didn't click the video because it's obvious clickbait, but I did look up if Knuckles is going to be in the sequel. Nothing has been confirmed, just other trashy bait sites like Screenrant saying "IT MIGHT HAPPEN". Only thing we know is that a sequel is coming in 2022. Assuming movie theaters still exist and aren't destroyed by the pandemic and the new Great Depression. What a cherry note to end on! 

I guess see you when the cereal video is out, if I decide it's worth covering.

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  1. face it, movie theaters are ruined!

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  2. How much you want to bet he tries to eat it like the Ninja Turtles cereal?

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  3. How much do you want to bet that Chris is going to eat the fucking cereal again? Just like the TMNT cereal?

    Other than that, it's pretty obvious how the video is going to turn out. Wikipedia facts about the cereal, gushing about the box, talking about "cool" it looks, "me a gamer, so liking this cereal makes me gamer, cereal is cool!", maybe some random unfunny jokes are thrown in, everyone falls asleep (except his stupid mindless fanboys that drools about everything he puts on YouTube).

    Honestly, there probably won't be much to talk about.

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    1. Lol, didn't see Thomas Ellington's comment at first. Shows just how predictable that Chris is.

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  4. I looked at the comments for his E Begging spoof and someone left a comment just a couple months ago saying: "This video is still great."

    So let's clarify this: Chris is suddenly getting praise and new fans because he and James seem to be friends now. But he's also getting praise for a video that he made specifically to attack James...?

    *Brain explodes*

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    1. Yeah, I don't get it, either. If Chris truly made amends with James, shouldn't he have taken the E-begging "spoof" and "Opening up" videos down by now?

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  5. I will never understand that we now apparently live in an alternate universe where Irate Gamer is good. He's still the same unfunny hack from 2007 but now since he did that quote unqote "crossover" he's now given a second chance. People don't tend to listen but he in 2018 tried to get a documentary about him taken down despite that video being unbiased. Chris better hope there's never a Down The Rabbit Hole video on him because if he false flagged that then he'd get even more shit than he did in 2007, especially since the average fan of Fredrik's would've likely never heard of Chris.

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    1. Regardless of whether or not Chris is "friends" with Bores, he's still a total nobody on the internet. Yeah, I'm sure most of Fredrik's fans would either say "Irate Gamer? Who the hell is that?" or "Irate Gamer is still around?" Those stupid "Chris and James are friends! Get a life!" Would just be a vocal minority on Fredrik's video. Considering Fredrik's audience is significantly bigger than Chris' and his videos get a lot more views...yeah, Chris would be totally screwed if a DTRH video were made about him. Not sure if it would ever actually happen, but man would it be all too satisfying.

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    2. *Regardless of whether or not James is friends with Bores

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    3. If I made a 10 minute video about the basic aspects of Chris' downfall and Ben Phillips made that documentary then there is MORE than enough material for an Irate Gamer DTRH. Fredrik can easily include stuff like Ralph Baer's diss on Chris, Chris' JewWario comments, the OutNerd The Nerd Contest, and numerous things I didn't include in my video.

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    4. Fredrik can even talk about stuff having nothing to do with his gaming content, such as all of his ghost bullshit, his terrible book, making fake Amazon accounts to give his book positive reviews, ASKING his fans for positive reviews, that recent "Paranormal Pandemic" video, etc.

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    5. Or how about when he scammed his fans with different contests, when he stole footage from Cyberman65 for Sonic Generations, as well as his numerous skylanders videos and shilling videos.

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    6. The only thing that could prevent an Irate Gamer DTRH is that Chris has deleted a ton of videos so this blog can be the only proof Fredrik can get for some of Chris' moments as well as re uploads.

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    7. I’m gonna call my Bores documentary “closing down: an irate game dorkumentary (all apologies to Ben Phillips)”

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    8. They need to make a down the rabbit hole on you prince Mario
      I'm not a defender of Chris
      But you're an unfunny yourself
      You removed a whole ass video of you whining and bitching about mean wittle comments irate gamer fans left you, when they were really criticisms of your unfunny ass cintent

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  6. You really should see his season 1 compilation, at least skim through the commentary. He mentions how he somehow learned the phrase "shitload of fuck" for his Mission Impossible review and revealed the "truth" about how he "accidentally" used AVGN's phrase. Even still, he uses the edited version of his Mission Impossible review that replaced it. He also trims a lot of things that aren't even copyrighted material, like his Wicker Man joke from his Ghosts and Goblins review

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    1. Also I'm guessing it was from the DVD version, but his comment in the SMB2 episode where he is asking for viewers to hold off on the hate mail?

      It sounds different from the original episode, plus he replaced "hear me out" with "I have my reasons".

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  7. The Nintendo cereal was pretty bad even back then. I really hope he does not try to eat it.

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  8. The obsessed must have purposely delayed posting so he wouldn't look as bad, not fooling me tho.

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  9. Here's some advice, every time some commenter refers to us as "obsessors" then check their account info and if the account created says the same time as the post then it's likely Chris/LadyBuggin777.

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    1. Oh ffs, not every person on the planet is Irate Gamer or Ladybuggin777 just they talk about an obsession,

      This blog is getting ridiculous, its not 2010 it is 2020,

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    2. The bickering alone has been enough to tune me out for a time.

      Live and let live with the blog by all means, but at some point the needless in-fighting/arguments get old. I've got popcorn, but I'm just here for the Bores. :/

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    3. (Take two...)
      Above comment is my own; did not realize until too late that I was signed out.

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    4. Oh look PrinceMario making hose accusations again. because he isn't self-aware enough to see that he and a few others on this blog are obsessed. No amount of posting the dictionary.com definition of the word then deflecting will change that fact.

      Your highest viewed video on your shitty channel is about chris. Let that sink in.

      Your claim to "fame" is chris. Cause no one cares about your twitch channel nor other vids. You are obsessed and like Chris did to the AVGN, used hiss fame to spotlight yourself. You're a 20 something kid you couldn't bother to create any of your own meaningful content so you decided that your nasally sounding white boy voice was enough for a shitty documentary on a shittier gamer.

      well done.

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    5. @URNOTREDE Stop making cheap shots toward my content as it has nothing to do with this blog.

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    6. @Drew and @Urnotrede

      This is the very last time I'm going to respond to either of you.

      WE GET IT ALREADY. "You guys are obsessed, move on, blahblahblah". QUIT spamming each fucking blog post with the same damn comments. I don't spam every single of one of Chris' videos with hate comments. So fucking knock it off! NOBODY cares what either of you two think or any of those other "you're obsessed" commenters. If BatDan wants to keep blogging about Chris, your idiotic comments are not going to stop him or stop anyone from commenting here. Do you seriously think your dumbass comments are going to shut down the blog or something? Or do you keep bothering people because you think that's somehow going yo change everyone's minds? Quit fucking spamming your comments on here. Stay off the fucking blog and quit bothering everyone. Seriously.

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    7. @Silent Spring

      Idiotic is

      "You are telling us to move on with our lives you gotta be Bores or Ladybuggin"

      "Batdan is not obsessed with Bores"

      Posting about someone you hate for 11 straight years after they quit being relevant is obsessive, regardless of your opinion

      Also who are you to tell anyone to stop commenting anywhere?

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    8. "Posting about someone you hate for 11 straight years after they quit being relevant is obsessive, regardless of your opinion"

      Even if it's obsessive I would think the intent of telling him to stop countless times if not currently obsessive borders on. If Bores retirement at the time didn't convince him to retire the blog, why would comments made now change that?


      That said I do find that Silent Spring and those commenting as he harshly does isn't helping the Pro-BD Blog side to look better or assuming all posters to be Bores or Ladybuggin.

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    9. Yeah. Not every critic is Bores or his "mother". Chris has a very distinct style of typing, so I would know if it's him.

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    10. Yep you would know it's him alright, since you stal.. oops I mean study him so much.

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    11. "Even if it's obsessive I would think the intent of telling him to stop countless times if not currently obsessive borders on. If Bores retirement at the time didn't convince him to retire the blog, why would comments made now change that?"

      That's not really a hard question there, you know. Just sayin'.

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    12. why can't I bring up your content, Mario? It's related to this blog adjacently you. It is a fact your highest rated video is just an audio version of this blog. Shouldn't you be proud of that?

      it's funny you think I'm spamming, Silent Spring, I could argue you're doing the same.

      I'm more about posting you and your buddies hypocrisies. Could give a fuck less about boring man's actions. It's more funny that you guys insist we're fan boys of his...or how in a few comments later you say Boring man is only in it for the money when trying to defend AVGN when it's apparent James hates doing the nerd now and IS only doing it for money...he sold out to SW for a rason. He's an employee who haste his job but the $$ is good.

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  10. Above comment is my own; did not realize until too late that I was signed out.

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  11. Bores' latest post:

    === I'll upload this episode [about the cereal] early next week, but to wet (sic) your appetite, check out the all new 80's wall! (and a few 90's)
    I ransacked many antique stores to bring this thing together! haha ===

    So instead of taking the time to better his writing and acting, he instead goes to thrift shops to find random toys because "ME 80'S KID".

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  12. Regardless of what people think of Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic these days, would most people agree that Noah Antwiler/Spoony has fallen SO much lower these days?

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    1. These days? Spoony fell 8 years ago and has since been digging himself seeper.

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    2. Actually, Spoony made an idiot out of himself a long time ago; this isn't a present-day occurrence.

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  13. If Chris out of nowhere made the spiritual successor to the Chris and Scottie Road Trip series then how would the jokes play out for these following locations?

    -China
    -Costa Rica
    -Australia
    -Texas
    -South Africa
    -India
    -Japan
    -Ethiopia

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  14. Crazy BS on Chris' Ghost Behaviourist channel. More hackery to enjoy

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  15. You gonna get to 200 comments again?

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  16. Yeah, Chris has a new Ghost Doctor video. He brings up George Floyd (scummy move) and plugs his Ghost Hunting 2.0 book, cause that thing’s flying off the shelves after five years...

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  17. Just watched the new Ghost Doctor video. Way to make a national tragedy about himself by bringing up George Floyd.

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    1. I think we found our #1 entry for the year end list.

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    2. That is, IF we get our first year-end list since 2016.

      Also... yeah, real bad taste of Chris to try to make it all about himself by bringing up the George Floyd tragedy.

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    3. You know what it reminds me of is that earlier this year, DSP made Kobe Bryant's death about himself when he lost his save data.

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    4. BTW, the like-to-dislike ratio is evenly split-- 16 apiece.

      Also, is it me, or does Chris REALLY love his overly-complex word salad titles? "Paranormal Dimensions and Layered Reality - WOKE Ghost Hunting 2.0 w/Ghost Doctor"

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    5. YouTube's algorithm no longer favors keyword stuffing titles. This isn't 2014.

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    6. The death of that no good gorilla was not "tragic".

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  18. The Nintendo Cereal video is up. I will give Chris credit for one thing. Bringing back the "Breakfast is ruined!" line works here.

    It is not a terrible video but it seems that Chris cannot help but repeatedly overact about inane details. Yes, Chris. Rare items from decades ago can fetch high prices from collectors. Look at how much Transformers fans are willing to pay for styrofoam inserts from G1 toy boxes.

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  19. I think it was a good video. Chris actually cares about those things and it shows. The song at the end became annoying after a couple of minutes, though.

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    1. It was a pretty innocent video, although it seemed way too padded. 14 minutes to talk about a box of cereal? Seems like it could have been summed up in less time.

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  20. Just watched the new video and here's several things. He brought back Breakfast Is Ruined, still calls Koopa Troopa's "turtles", throws in a random Urkel reference as well as a duck hunt reference (REFERENCES ARE NOT JOKES) and Chris is such a bad singer he makes Jake Paul sound like Freddie Mercury. Also CHRIS ATE THE FUCKING CEREAL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!

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    1. He calls Urkel "The 'I Didn't Do It' kid." No further comment.

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    2. And he got the catchphrase wrong, too. What a shock.

      I could also say that Chris' singing makes William Hung sound like Pavarotti...

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    3. AVGN makes a reference to jumping on turtles in his Lester video, you seriously gonna kick up a fuss over something that trivial just because it's Chris?

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    4. But the difference is that you can reference a Koopa Troopa in another game that has a turtle as an enemy and it would make sense. Steve Urkel has nothing to do with Nintendo Cereal.

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    5. I think Koopa Troopas were simply known as "Turtles" in the original game. But I don't think that's what Chris was going for. I think he's just that clueless.

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    6. Kind of a low blow to make fun of his singing voice... especially since you’ve complained about people making fun of your voice Princemario. The song was meant to be funny, not a showcase for his singing talent. The song went on for too long, but the video as a whole was alright in my opinion. You can tell that he has put more effort in his latest videos.

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    7. I haven't complained about people hating on my voice but rather made fun of those people such as saying "that's TOTALLY an original comment." I'm also from New England so I have a hard accent.

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    8. Did Chris have multiple boxes of that cereal? He had all of the cutout playing cards, so he must have either bought multiple boxes or made a replica himself. Must have been a fortune if the boxes were authentic, only for him to cut them with scissors.

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  21. My best analysis for why Chris suddenly got a boost of new fanboys and "respect" recently:

    As infamous as Chris Bores is, he is and kind of always was, a total nobody. When he became "well-known" back in the late 2000s, I don't think many people actually watched his content. Most people that actually did see his videos just saw how much he paled in comparison to AVGN and immediately stopped caring about him, not even bothering to really analyze what specifically made his content bad. "AVGN clone" was what Chris became known as and he was so insignificant compared to other YouTubers and other popular videos (I don't think 55th place was really all that impressive back in 2008, especially with how young the platform was at the time and how it was just barely becoming popular) that very little people actually bothered to watch his videos just to see how bad they were. Of the small people that actually watched an analyzed his videos, most of them were able to see how terrible his content was and how there were more problems than just being an AVGN clone (BatDan obviously being one). What I'm saying is people likely cared so little about Chris Bores that they didn't even see any reason to analyze his videos.

    Then gaming channels got bigger over the years and Chris became more of a nobody to the point that he was forgotten completely, with many not knowing he's even around anymore. Only a few people, like followers of this blog, even continued to keep up with him. But then James Rolfe, who remains well-known and loved to this day, does a collab with him, and IG's name goes out again. With "AVGN clone" being what Chris was known to by most people, that title was seen as "outdated" because of this collab. Because of how much of a nobody Chris is, nobody cared enough about him to even find out about his many other flaws. Therefore, this collaboration means his flaws are "gone". Therefore, there's NOTHING wrong with IG to them.

    I guess now it makes sense why Doug Walker seems to be more hated than Chris Bores these days. Because Doug actually was a big name at one point and people actually cared enough about him to keep up with drama about him. Chris Bores is so insignificant on the internet that very people would keep up with any drama about him and even then, people would quickly even stop caring about him. I mean, look at Game Dude. I'm sure most people would agree the things that he did are much worse than anything that Doug Walker was involved in, but that's never brought up since very few people ever gave a shit about Game Dude.

    Bottom Line: The reason why Chris' many flaws are never acknowledged is because very few people even give a shit about him and never really gave a shit about him to begin with. Because he's a nobody.

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  22. Huh, just watched Chris's new video and it was honestly better than the newer AVGN vid.. who woulda figured.

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    1. I thought it was shitty even for Chris Bores standards. He ate the cereal MULTIPLE TIMES and let's not forget the two minute song.

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    2. To be fair you think basically everything he makes is shitty, at least he had energy and actually looked like he enjoyed doing it.. unlike AVGN does these days

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    3. Chris Bores only cares about $$$$. He doesn't "enjoy" doing any of these videos. If it's not about ghosts, Chris doesn't give a shit about it.

      Then again, Chris is also obsessed with cereal, so maybe he got SOME enjoyment out of this video. But anything about video games is definitely a chore for Chris.

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    4. Also, before any spammers start calling me out for using the word "obsessed" after I've called others out countless times for it, I'm using it as an exaggeration in this context. I'm not saying Chris Bores' mind is focused on cereal to an unhealthy extent (which is what the word actually means), I'm just using the word in a joking way. Unlike the various idiots who believe that BatDan's mind is focused on Bores and try to use the word in a "serious" way.

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  23. Does anyone like Jimmy Fallon? Everyone on the internet seems to hate him.

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    1. He can be irritating at times but I'm neutral on him.

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    2. David Letterman was much funnier.

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    3. I laughed at some of his stuff like Idiot Boyfriend about 20 years ago but haven't paid much attention to him since then.

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    4. Although I will say Jimmy Fallon is funnier than James Corden, who I think is REALLY annoying.

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    5. I preferred when he was on The Man Show

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  24. OT: Anyone ever watch a show called Taskmaster? Got imported to the US a week ago to the CW, but was gone after just one episode.

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  25. Let's make a prediction! Which of the following do you think Chris' new army of fanboys will try to blame for the inevitable failure of The Ghost Doctor?

    -BatDan
    -Silent Spring
    -Me
    -Doug Walker
    -YouTube's algorithms
    -Silent Rob
    -Other (Please explain in comments)

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    1. Fuck off you boring twat (other)

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    2. Hackers

      Higher ups in the paranormal community

      James Rolfe

      Machinima

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    3. Oh my god... SERIOUSLY?? Why the hell would they blame you? Are you some sort of narcissist? Because the only reason they ever bring you up is to point out how much fucking attention you call to yourself. Give it a goddamn rest already.

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    4. Yep, he's a bona fide narcissist

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  26. New teaser on Chris' ghost behaviourist channel. It's.. Bores being Bores

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  27. If Chris had made Nostalgia Critic's The Wall review himself of the exact same quality, would it be considered terrible even by Chris' standards? Or would it be considered Chris' best video and the most amount of effort he's ever put into a video? Just wondering, because I haven't actually watched Nostalgia Critic's Wall review (and I'm not interested in watching it).

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    1. I sat through it while I was researching for The Rise and Fall of Channel Awesome. As a Pink Floyd fan, it was NOT fun to sit through. It would be considered shitty even for Bores standards. There'd also be no way for Chris to get Corey Taylor except for a cameo.com clip.

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    2. I picture the only way Chris can get Corey Taylor is if Chris went to his house, kidnapped him, and tied him up to the couch in IG's gaming room.

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    3. Which makes me wonder, did Chris ever actually acknowledge that Ernie Hudson's cameo came from Cameo.com? Or did he actually try to fool people into thinking: "Me got Ernie Hudson in my video! Ernie Hudson like Irate Gamer! Me so cool!"

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    4. I don’t think so. He kind of implied it during one of his streams though... saying he submitted multiple scripts that Ernie Hudson didn’t want to do and that it costed a lot to get him.

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  28. Also, I have a question for anyone keeping up with James' newest content. Has he ONCE acknowledged Chris since the "Chris and James are friends now" rumors started?

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    1. Not that I have seen! I haven't seen James or Mike mention Chris once on any Cinemassacre channel. I think that's more the mindset that Chris tells himself and his fanboys.

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    2. Mike has commented on Irategamers videos a few times, but that’s all I’ve seen. James is kind of reserved however, so it’s not that surprising. It is a bit weird that they didn’t officially acknowledge it in some way however...

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  29. Do y'all think Nostalgia Critic or Channel Awesome could work for a Down The Rabbit Hole episode?

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    1. Channel Awesome yes! Nostalgia Critic maybe!

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  30. As I predicted, Chris' extra views from the "crossover" have fizzled out. His last two videos have 20,000 views in one week and according to socailblade, his extra subscribers have died down (1K in the past month compared to 4K last month).

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  31. Put down your orange stained controller, take a 12 minute break from playing "Call of FortCraft of Us 69" and check out this top ten European NES games video (don't worry, you can still shove Cheetos and Mountain Dew down your pie hole):
    https://youtu.be/jPczpAZosjA

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  32. Am I the only one surprised that Pewdiepie, Markiplier, or Jacksepticeye never made a guest appearance on James and Mike Mondays?

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    1. Regardless of everyone's opinion on them, I just find it a bit odd that three of the biggest Let's Players wouldn't appear on James and Mike Mondays (especially Markiplier, I feel he would get a long well with James and Mike).

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    2. They suck ass anyways, only reason they are popular is cuz some guys at YT forced their vids to become well known. YT is complete junk as it's not a fair system.

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  33. Chris just uploaded first episode of the Ghost Doctor. Grab the popcorn

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