Saturday, April 25, 2020

I Don't Think You Can Get a PhD in Ghosts

Seems I was incorrect in my belief that Chris would post the Ghostbusters video shortly after the preview. The actual release has been changed to *checks notes* a while.

He posted that on Facebook in response to the "OMG YOU'RE BACK"
Once again, he blames the algorithm for his failure (rather than himself) and claims that this is not a full comeback, likely a one-time thing. Can't take away too much time from playing with toys.
Chris, use Patreon! It is not that hard! Even Chris-chan uses Patreon now. There's no excuse for you. It's probably the only way you'll give the fans what they want.

However, my prediction that this is being made to promote his ghost stuff might be accurate.


That's right, despite all his cries of YouTube being "too different", he started yet another channel. "The Ghost Doctor - Chris Bores". ... Really? How can you be a doctor to dead people? Oh right, it's part of his idiotic 'ghost behaviorist" title. I'd ask "who is dumb enough to fall for this", but considering people are actually consuming disinfectant and bleach, there are far too many fools in the world.

So far there's only one video "What is a Ghost Behaviorist?! Chris Bores Reveals the Secret!" I won't link it as I'm not going to encourage his ego, and I feel partly responsible for Puppet Steve blowing up the way it did as his views and subs skyrocketed after I discovered him. Then again, I linked Alphabet Bunch and that didn't go anywhere.

I get the feeling that the end of his Ghostbusters video is going to be a big ad promoting this "Ghost Doctor" garbage. He is super desperate for his paranormal "ideas" to take off and get him noticed. He's probably sick of playing with toys and wants this to be his true career. It's not happening Chris.

If you're curious about the video, it's 13 minutes of cringe with Chris using the same arguments he's been making over and over. People steal from him, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, his Hardcore Pawn "appearance", how he uses science (pfffft), nobody understands his "genius" (BAHAHAHA), and whatever this shit is.

Are we going to hear Chris rant about Pepe Silvia in the next video?

If anything, Chris is looking and sounding more like a total nutjob. He wants to be taken seriously? Good luck with that.
See you when the Ghostbusters video comes out.

UPDATE: I left a comment asking a simple question about the Hardcore Pawn appearance. Chris... didn't take it well.

Wow, I didn't even say anything mean. Yet here he goes delving into "daddy issues" and going into an incoherent rant. I think this is what the kids call "triggered"?
Interestingly he avoided the question. Someone doesn't want to confront the truth. It's no wonder that ghost group banned him if this is how he acts to simple questions.

UPDATE 2: Replied to that, to which he replied again.


 You say you're not triggered and yet...

Thursday, April 23, 2020

He's back... again.

Just dropped on YouTube. We're doing this dance again.
To celebrate the 13th anniversary of the Irate Gamer channel, he's bringing the character back. To review Ghostbusters on NES. Because that hasn't been talked about a million times already.

I have to wonder how much care Chris put into the video since the preview spells "nostalgia" wrong.

Uploading here in case he tries to delete it.
Also he paid Ernie Hudson to record a cameo on his phone. Meh...

I guess Chris finally realized what his fans want. They don't want boring Chris Neo, lame podcasts, or fucking "Ghost Behaviorist" garbage, they want this crap.
And yet, I still feel this will be very boring. Maybe not Chris Neo boring, but probably Season 5 boring.
Wait... he's reviewing Ghostbusters, and my informant told me he updated his Toledo Hunters fan page to include this new picture.

Is this is going to be a way to promote his stupid ghost material? You're hunting the wrong house Chris. The Irate Gamer fans give zero fucks about ghost hunting. What's left of them anyway...

I expect this video to go up soon. Last time he put up an "Irate Gamer is back" preview, the full video came out the next day or so.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Chris Gets Banned from Ghost Group for Acting Like a Toxic A-hole about ... Windows?

Happy April everyone. I hope you're all staying safe, staying indoors, and washing your hands. We'll all get through this mess if we follow those guidelines.

Still no GeekTime. I doubt he'll ever admit it was a flop and that's why he quietly abandoned it.

Over on Puppet Steve, nothing much new. More Spongebob, more Ninja Turtles, more Goo Jit Zu (where he cuts open the toys for some reason). However, he did update his description to say he's the "master of unboxing". What? How that it something to master? Why is that something to be proud of? That makes no sense.

Once again, Chris decided to act like a total ass on Facebook, and oh boy is there a lot to cover.

It all started with this.

Chris bragging that he got banned from a paranormal group because they "couldn't handle being called out". Is this your first day on the internet? You don't go around crying "Wah this place banned me because I was an asshole"

You're probably wondering what the screencaps within say. My informant did the best they could to get them as Chris apparently captured them on a potato.

So from what I can tell, Elizabeth suggested "saging" a room to help spirits or something. Part of it involves opening a window. Chris claims he never needed to open a window. Elizabeth says "You do things your way then, I do things mine". Chris loses it, calling her a "dangerous person out of control", asks if she's "thinking clearly" and questions why she's bringing up the speed of light with E=MC2. That's not the speed of light, that's the mass-energy equivalence. That anything with mass has equal energy. Granted, I don't know what that has to do with ghosts but okay.
Then Chris is like "I WROTE A FUCKING BOOK". Oh wow, the ego on display.
Someone tells him he's being rude. Chris yells at her, how his "knowledge" is better because he has a book and has talked on "national programs". Which ones Chris? What programs?

So yeah, we got Chris acting like an egotistical asshole because someone uses a different method than him. Dude, you are nothing. If anyone knows you, it's for your YouTube career not this paranormal garbage. It's no surprise they banned you. Yet here you are acting like some edgy 15 year old crying on a forum because they got banned for saying the N-word in an online game.

Some of the comments are a trip too. Here's a big one.

I'm sorry, a paranormal turf war?! What the actual fucking loving fuck?! Are you for real right now? I know Toledo is not a small city. It's estimated to have around 277k people (we'll get an exact number fairly soon). But I can't picture that many people all being into ghost hunting. Probably like 200 of them, and that's being generous. Has Chris been taking some hard drugs?
I love how he's all "I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY! UNLIKE THESE PHONIES ON TV!" Yeah, sure... I mean, how sad would it be if he genuinely believed this crap?

Here's a comment from a hospice nurse that notes how some patients have rituals after they pass on.

So for some reason, Chris really has a problem with people using Google to do research. Then what do you expect them to do? Do you just want people to read through every possible piece of literature until they think "Oh, that's the secret to the afterlife". That sounds counter-productive.
Is that why you claimed to do research for Irate Gamer and yet you still got so many things wrong? Because you refused to use Google? No, he's probably just stupid.

Here's someone asking about making his own paranormal YouTube channel.

Amazingly, he's not using the "YouTube is too different" excuse he made with the Skylanders channel (HMMM). Instead, he's claiming he doesn't want people to steal his methods. *sniff sniff* Wooo-weee, that is a stinky pile of horseshit. Just admit you have nothing. Tell your fans you've been spending all your time making shitty unboxing videos.
You don't even use the main channel to post ghost stuff anymore. You haven't posted a ghost-related video since November 2017. Chris, are you the scam artist and are salty that you're failing at it?

Anyway, there was another post where he showed off his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys. Nothing to really show there. Though this comment caught my informant's eye.

Really? You're telling someone in the middle of pandemic and quarantine to go to Target for toys? Pretty sure someone goes to Target for far more important reasons right now. Come on Chris, pay attention! Then again, he listens to Alex Jones and Mark Dice. Maybe Chris is one of those morons that thinks this isn't a big deal. It wouldn't surprise me if he's a regular viewer of One America News Network, the news channel for people that think Fox News isn't racist enough.

So what project do you think Chris will attempt next? Maybe give in and revive the Irate Gamer properly? Pffft yeah right.

Stay safe everyone.